get on omegle and put the tags as "reddit" "tumblr"
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
get on omegle and put the tags as "reddit" "tumblr" and "feminism" and say your name is dan. lets have some fun my dudes post results
No.
bump
Bump
B U M P
Bumpin
Stranger: so ur aware that when ur thinking ur actually aware of what ur doing
Stranger: and not just thinking and believing ur stupid bullshit
fukin B U M P
What happened?
Already ran into a few people from this thread.
>>698338289
Ha missed the best parts:
Stranger: so ur aware that when ur thinking ur actually aware of what ur doing
Stranger: and not just thinking and believing ur stupid bullshit
You: wtf does that even mean
Stranger: it means u should be aware when ur thinking what part of brain you actually use
Stranger: so that you know if youre wasting ur time or not
Stranger: u dont wanna employ same thinking to everything
Stranger: i will say 100% u have used same thinking
Stranger: all ur life
Stranger: and u think theyre like super different
Stranger: when in reality its same kind
You: That's... probably the most intensely stupid thing I've ever read, but good for you.
Stranger: everything is stupid to you
Stranger: when you see through the retard filter
Stranger: take those glasses off man
Stranger: everything is groggy to u
Stranger: hello.
You: sup
You: ma names dan
You: n u?
Stranger: chris.
You: ma names dan
Stranger: yes your name is dan.
You: did u just assume my gender m8?
Stranger: dan
Stranger: the
Stranger: man
Stranger: from
Stranger: mother
Stranger: fuckin
Stranger: 4
Stranger: chan
Stranger: fuckin niggers
You: ill fukin dox u
Stranger: you saw a post
Stranger: tellin you to come here
Stranger: put tumblr on a tag
Stranger: say your name is dan
Stranger: and trollolol the fuck out of ppl
Stranger: dang
Stranger: cool kids
Stranger: you must be
Stranger: so proud
Stranger: wear it on your sleeve chief
>>698338896
kek
You both like feminism.
You: FUCK WOMEN
Stranger: are you dan
You: no
You: im chris
Stranger: dan says stuff like that
You: whos dan
Stranger: this asshole guy
You: fucck this asshole
You: wanna see something gr8
Stranger: always talking about how women suck and stuff
Stranger: i guess, yeah
You: ever heard of a whiteknight?
Stranger: yeah they usually ride up all "wazzzzap" like
You: no
Stranger: no?
You: im about to white knight
You: >>698336853
You: welp my name was dan
You: im sorry
You: i had to lie
Stranger: i knew it
You: ;-;
You: i did it so you would stay long enough
You: so i could warn you
Stranger: i randomly put feminism in to see if i could do some subtle trolling and didn't know there was a threat on 4chan
Stranger: thread*
You: aww shit fam
Stranger: explains why everyone is dan
You: dont snitch
Stranger: i won't, have fun lol
You: lol thanks
You: u coo
You: *rides off like a summerfag*
You: ...
Stranger:
You: dan!
Stranger: YES
You: i found you
Stranger: dan-kun
Stranger: senpai
Stranger: e
You: this is what happens what you you all the tags
You: oh well
Stranger: yop yop
You: you match with othuer b tards
Stranger: hell yeah my dude
Stranger: im the guy who made the thread
Stranger: kek
You: then ur a huge faggot =P
Stranger: fuck
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: whats ur Tumblr?
You: looking for interesting people to follow
You: thought i'd try omegal
Stranger: Sorry I don't use it , Tumblr is just the best way to talk to real people on here
Stranger: U got snapchat
You: Nah thats for 18 year old sluts and dudes trying to lose their virginity
You: my Tumbler is Dan_the_man though
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698337504 met this guy.
http://logs.omegle.com/8e98f103
>>698339709
fuck you
Well this is a first.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: my name is dan
Stranger has disconnected.
ok
>>698340370
all the kek
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You both like Tumblr.
You: Dan?
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>>698340370
http://i.imgur.com/NAyolUr.gif
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: m or f?
Stranger: F
You: What is your name?
Stranger: Fuchsia
You: Would you like to know my name
You: ?
Stranger: Got big titties
You: You do?
You: My titties are a size D
You: D
Stranger: Yes sir I have big ones
You: for Dan.
Stranger: I wanna see urology
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18 Canada
Stranger: Asl
You: 19 Canada
You: I'm Dan, what's your name?
Stranger: Why is everyone named Dan wtf
You: praise kek
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>>698341496
god tier
this one will take a few posts
You: whats up
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Just looking for a good chat
You: me too
You: hows your day?
Stranger: Just woke up
Stranger: Sun is shining
Stranger:
You: thats awesome. its always good to rise the same time as the sun
You: its a really nice feeling to feel like the world revolves around you a little bit
You: like to feel like everything is catered to you
You: like you dont have to earn any of that shit
You: that everyone has to pave before you to maintain your eloquent stature
Stranger: Hahahaha
Stranger: I wouldn't go that far
You: just me?
Stranger: But yeah, it's a great feeling
You: :)
You: damn
You: lol well its nice to wake up to a good day i guess
Stranger:
Stranger: Are you a feminist?
You: well yes
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
You: not much of a talker?
You: well my name is Dan.
You: what's yours? :^)
>>698341496
this is fucking amazing
>>698341713
Stranger: Great
You: to a very far extent
You: you could almost call me a feminazi
You: are you?
Stranger: I think of myself as a feminist, I think women can kick ass as much as men
You: i suppose
You: doesnt that make you egalitarian?
Stranger: What are your thoughts on the sex industry?
Stranger: Yes, I suppose it does
Stranger: Still consider myself a feminist though
Stranger:
You: well i suppose
You: see my views on the sex industry are very unorthodox
Stranger: Go on
You: according to most feminists the sex industry displays women as sex objects right?
You: i dont believe that
You: i believe that men are displayed as sex objects
You: look at justin timberlake
You: jb
You: Fucking disgusting
You: men dont have the appearance for the sex industry
You: or sex symbols is what im refering too
Stranger: I haven't seen Justin Timberlake or Bieber in years, except on news links I guess, but I have no interest in them so I don't know if they are being objectified
You: THEY ARE AND ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING
Stranger: I didn't click haha
You: women can fill those roles better
You: honestly
You: the problem isnt that women are viewed as incapable
You: they are capable
You: the problem is the males need to gtfo the way for the true stars
You: see the objectification of women isnt a problem, looking down at my tit, i can, no homo, ok maybe a little, tits are pretty hot
You: thats not really my problem with it
You: also in other fields
You: not just the fame part
You: there are other fields i feel men need to trade off with women @
You: in every aspect of life a woman can do a job better than a man
Stranger: My ex gf is an escort, I don't think I could do that but many men could
Stranger: For example
You: why would a man be an escort when a women could do it
>>698341760
Stranger: Because some women want to hire escorts too
You: What the fuck did you say to me you fucking misogynist? Friendly reminder: I graduated at the top of my gender studies class, and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed genders. I’m trained in patriarchal deconstruction and I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school. You are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of your safe space, mark my words. You think you can get away with disagreeing with me on tumblr? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I'm gathering a list of your triggers with my self-diagnosed squad of PTSD specialists, so you better be prepared to deal with some serious privilege checking. I AM LITERALLY AS TRIGGERED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus. Not only am I extensively trained in social justice, but I have access to an entire arsenal of sociological blog articles to prove my point and I will use them to wipe your deeply problematic face off the earth you little shit. If only you had known what oppressed retribution your offensiveness would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and just killed yourself instead, but you didn't. Stay safe, shitlord.
Stranger: Reading
You: @ my boyfriend Dan_the_man on tumblr hell fucking shit on that misogynistic shit you just fucking flinged at me
Stranger: Interesting
Stranger: You seem passionate
You: you just fucking told me a woman cant do a job a man could
You: THAT ISNT FUCKINMG OKAY
You: IM FUKIN TRIGGERED MAYT
You: Dan?
You: Dan?
You: D
You: a
You: n
You: ?
Stranger: No. That guy was a fuck.
You: Oh?
You: yeah
You: he's an assshole
>>698341826
Stranger: I did not say that
You: ill give u my 2 cents
Stranger: I said they can both do it
Stranger: They can hire each other
You: >Because some women want to hire escorts too
>implying women can't escort women
You: explain that shit
Stranger: Some women are attracted to women, some are attracted to men, they can hire either as escorts
You: THOSE WOMEN are MISOGYNISTS
You: ITS A PaRT of Th3 PAtriarChY
You: IM A FUCKING FEMINIST
You: NOT SOME UNDERSTANDABLE HUMAN BeinG
You: u CANT USE LOGIC
You: U FUCKING FAGGOt NIggER Peic of fukin shit M8
You: WHTA the SPic ass jew shit r u doin
You: LOgic DonNT fucking work
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: dan?
You: dan?
You: d
You: a
You: n
You: ?
Stranger: do you guys
Stranger: have a life
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698341903
You: dan?
Stranger: phil?
You: D
You: A
You: N
You: ?
Stranger: P
Stranger: H
Stranger: I
Stranger: you know where im going w this
You: No. That guy was a fuck
Stranger: what? dan was?
You: Oh?
You: yeah?
You: he's an asshole
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit.
Stranger: Dan?
Stranger: Dan?
Stranger: d
Stranger: a
Stranger: n
You: actually ye
Stranger: ?
Stranger: the man?
You: /b/?
Stranger: from 4chan?
Stranger: ye boi
You: ye nice
Stranger: well memed my friend
You: dan?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my name is dan
You: ahh so you also like reddit
You: i too am a fellow redditor
Stranger: yes and feminism
You: i am hip with the internet crowd
Stranger has disconnected.
what an asshole
>>698342160
kek that was me
this fucking guy didnt know who dan was.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello?
Stranger: hello
You: hello.
You: asl?
Stranger: 23m
You: 21m
You: how's life?
Stranger: still trying to figure shit out
Stranger: learning how to let things go, wrestling with my explosive temper
You: sounds hard buddy
You: anyway what's your name?
Stranger: everyone calls me jimmy
You: well jimmy
You: my name is Dan. :^)
Stranger: haha, excellent
You: my friends call me Dan_the_man
Stranger: do you own a vvan?
You: this has failed
You: ABORT
You: ABORT
You: hello
Stranger: What up
You: please dont mention what it triggers me
Stranger: What the fuck
You: im crying
You: i cant fucking believe you
Stranger: Not on the first date
Stranger: What I do
You: you misogynistic pig
You: this is rape
You: your raping my folds
You: im whistling for the police right now
Stranger: Dude you're fucking nuts
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Reddit.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi!
You: ASL stranger?
Stranger: ASL?
You: 21m Canada
Stranger: 19f Usa
You: Cool
Stranger: I've recently been running into all these guys named "Dan"
Stranger: It's weirf
Stranger: Weird*
You: Dan_the_man?
Stranger: PRAISE KEM
Stranger: Kek
Holy shit this gave me a laugh
>>698343059
That was me kek
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Whats up
You: I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected
![f6d4d1288f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u79vmCv.png "f6d4d1288f[1].png")
I feel like redditors are more inept than /r9k/bots
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi!
You: ASL?
Stranger: M 16 looking to exchange dick pics for tit and vag pics ** kik ONLY you go first **
Stranger: Interested
You: I'm Dan!
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: So no then
Stranger has disconnected.
I got dumped :(
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You both like tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m
You: wait
You: let me guess
You: Dan?
Stranger: i hope not
You: well
You: I am Chris
Stranger: everybody hates you haha get it
You: no...
Stranger: from that hit tv show starring chris rock
Stranger: named everybody hates christ
Stranger: fuck not christ
Stranger has disconnected.
You both like tumblr.
You: anal?
Stranger: anal
You: well ur a fucking nasty twat
You: dan out
You have disconnected.
lol wtf I got banned?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: i'm dan, you?
Stranger: victoria
You: what's your fav tumblr
Stranger: yourmom69420666.tumblr.net
You: lots of dans around xD
You: 69. 420. 666.
You: fuck my IP
You: pls no ddos
Stranger: gonna doxx tf out of u watch ot
You: kek
Stranger: done watch ur back danno
You: noae
You: pls mercy
Stranger: no!!111
You: xd
Stranger: roflcopter
You: tf
Stranger: xdddd
You have disconnected.
>tf just happened
also dan2016
http://logs.omegle.com/ead188a
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You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey asl?
You: dan
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: wyd
You: idk just chillin
You: wanna play 1 word story?
Stranger: idk what that isd
You: basically i say one word
You: then u say one
Stranger: ok
You: we keep going till we make a story
You: u go first
Stranger: once
You: a
Stranger: pon
Stranger: lol
You: lol i fucked up
You: time
Stranger: we
You: went
Stranger: to
You: meet
Stranger: a
You: Dan
Stranger: XD
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>>698344350
That is what I have been seeing 90% of the time.
What am I supposed to feel?
(Bby* not by)
You both like tumblr.
You: the next man is dan,bye
You have disconnected.
They typed and deleted typed and deleted for a few mins and then disconected
>>698338591
Hey faggot, you didn't finish sucking me off. I'm gonna request a PayPal refund if you don't do what I paid you for.
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: boo
You: bees
Stranger: ok
You: ay
Stranger: i never got
Stranger: the bees and the birds talk
You: Heh, kiddo... POPS OUT COLLAR I bet you don't know how a vagina looks - let alone know what one is. smirks I'll tell you now that you shouldn't roar with this big-dicked tigger. I've seen the depths of my own personal hell, and I don't want to lay that on you, boy. lies against the wall But if worst comes to worst, then I'll fiercely ROAR back without hesitation, until you're on the ground imploring mercy, boy. So, I'll give you 5 seconds to apologise and back off - or ELSE. laughs maniacally Time'sa-tickin'!
Stranger: or else
Stranger: lookin ass
You: i hate you. you fat hating cis white shit stain. you are racist, transphobic and a huge homophobe. you are the reason black people get killed. you are the reason for the lack of lgbtq and fat characters in movies and video games. you prick that got lucky and just has a thin body probably feeling so entitled. i hate you. i hope you die. i hope your boyfriend cheats on you. i hope you never find happiness. i made a new account for this since you don't have anonon anymore. xoxoxo an ex mutual
Stranger: are u gay
You: my family is comprised of marines. I do not think they would take kindly to you using the military to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if reddit or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes a death threat. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones life is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day.
Stranger: ok im over it
You: fuck you, and my stale pastas
You: dan out
Stranger: the fucking last one
You have disconnected
>>698344764
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: yoo
You: m 18
You: blue eyes
You: i work at the third reich
You: im buff
Stranger: wtf
You: and my dick can crush a rock
Stranger: did I ask
You: no
You: did i ask to be placed with a retard
You: no
Stranger: Shut up
You: fuck you nigger
Stranger: hahaha
You: hahahha
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had to steal ur idea sorry
Stranger: 13 f
You: XDD im 12
You: my parents named me danny :3
You: thats weird cause im a girl
Stranger: im natalie
You: lol my parents are fucking niggers
You: wanna exchange nudes bb girl??
Stranger: thts dirty
You: aww
You: ur dirty
Stranger: noo :p
You: yaa x3
Stranger: okay
You: i can fit a goldfish in my pussy !!
Stranger: ewww
Stranger: dont kill him
You: lol it was already dead
Stranger: i can only fit 1 finger
Stranger: okay how did he die
Stranger: ?!
You: woah!!
You: apparently pussy juice doesnt work like water works
You: hes been stuck for 2 days
Stranger: get him
Stranger: out
Stranger: squeeze him out like a baby
Stranger: a new born baby
You: i cant >.<
Stranger: why
You: well
You: the goldfish was sucked in
You: it hurts to pee!!
Stranger: into ur intestines?
You: idk lol
Stranger: keep sucking in
You: thanks 4 the help!!!
Stranger: so he can go through ur stomach up ur throat
You: yeah it worked!!!!
Stranger: then cough that lil nigga out
You: ;3
Stranger: great :)
You: ily natalie have a good night bb
Stranger: u too bb
You: thanks for helping me get a goldfish out of my pussy
You: and into my heart <33333
You have disconnected.
>made someone think there was a raid going on in omegle
![fa57469f60[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/81vnY1m.png "fa57469f60[1].png")
>>698341496
Fuck yeah, got an even better one.
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You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: your name isn't dan, is it?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: yours is though aint it
You: indeed it is
Stranger: get help
I WIN MOTHERFUCKERS
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: F?
You: Hi!
You: F18
Stranger: U horny?
You: Canada
Stranger: My dick is so hard
You: No
Stranger: Im jerking off
You: I'm Danielle
You: What's your name stranger?
Stranger: Ill make ur pussy cum
You: Hi I'll make your pussy cum, how are you?
Stranger has disconnected
>>698345333
I INVENTED A NEW MEME
There's more
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f or m
You: ASL stranger?
You: M23, canada
Stranger: male or f
You: I said stranger, what about you?
Stranger: nothing
You: Okay stranger! I'm Dan, what's your name?
Stranger: u r m or f
You: M23, Canada
Stranger: RAJESH
Stranger: m23 canada means
Stranger: dumbo
You: Male, 23 years old, from Canada
You: Dipshit
You: Crawl back in your shithole and rot
Stranger has disconnected.
I got a fuckin' good one brewing. I'll get back to you guys with it once it's done.
This is legendary.
fucking gold
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: oii
You: >be me
>no trips
>FML
You: fml im a fucking autist
You: i put fml
You: wtf
You: i havent slept in 2 days m8
Stranger: are you okay
Stranger: whaaat
Stranger: whyyy
You: i waxed my car today atleast
You: also
You: i drove past la twice
You: and
You: the worst part is....
Stranger: ??
You: my name is dan
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: not you again
You: no see
You: you dont understand
You: im not dan
Stranger: Ik
You: im not that dan
You: im another dan
You: with a van
Stranger: what
Stranger: wtf
You: not the dan who does kid related work
You: not the blonde 18 f dan
Stranger: gosh
You: not the 3rd reich dan
You: but im the dan with the van
Stranger: WTF
You: not the feminist dan
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: Hiya :) 20 m UK, u?
You: type thye first word that comes to mind what you hear the word
You: Dan
Stranger: Cunt
>>698345983
f u c k I clicked ESC one to many times. That convo is lost forever now.
It's a dan shame.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: SUP
Stranger: Man
You: nothin much
Stranger: What's your name
You: dan
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: i'm dan, you?
Stranger: victoria
You: what's your fav tumblr
Stranger: yourmom69420666.tumblr.net
You: lots of dans around xD
You: 69. 420. 666.
You: fuck my IP
You: pls no ddos
Stranger: gonna doxx tf out of u watch ot
You: kek
Stranger: done watch ur back danno
You: noae
You: pls mercy
Stranger: no!!111
You: xd
Stranger: roflcopter
You: tf
Stranger: xdddd
You have disconnected.
.#dan2016
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You both like Tumblr.
You: lemons
Stranger: HEY BABY DADDY
Stranger: u have
You: i'm dan
Stranger: such a way
Stranger: with words
Stranger: dirty dan?
You: tf
You: no, i'm professor tomato
Stranger: im councelor sasquash
Stranger: feel my furry
Stranger: bitch
You: the f**k
Stranger: WHY U BLUR IT OUT
Stranger: THIS AINT MTV
Stranger: FUCK THE FUCK UP
You: the fuck? i was being normal
Stranger: EW
Stranger: thats nastuy
Stranger: normality is shitality
You: what is happening
Stranger: im introducing to the world of niggas
Stranger: nuggets*
Stranger: Sorry
Stranger: autocorrect
You: okay then
You: FML
Stranger: DONT FAN YOUR LEMONS
Stranger: THATS MYJOB
You: killl meeeeee
Stranger: 8( but im here fo u <3
You: You're in Asia or some shit
Stranger: i
Stranger: lo e
Stranger: love*
Stranger: you
You: because the hell is happening
Stranger: i wanna be asian
You: kys
You have disconnected.
>#dan2016
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You both like roleplay.
You: hi F19
Stranger: hey, guy here 22
Stranger: wha's up?
You: I'm Daniella
You: I have an idea for a roleplay
You: You're playing my ex-boyfriend, named Dan, and we're in our nice and dandy home in Danville. Outside, there are tons of dandelions and we decide to have a danish for breakfast. After a while, we start dancing together in our apartment until one of us falls and starts dangling off of the side. At this point, it's very dangerous to be dangling from a dang dance studio in Danville. Under us, you spot a Sedan surrounded by dandelions and you don't know if you should dangle longer or just jump for it with your lucky danish to break your fall. I look at you and say, "Dan, you're in danger."
Stranger: Is it just me, or do you really like the word 'dan' ?
You: what's that supposed to mean?
Stranger: I mean, there are a lot of the word 'dan' in your idea, like Dan, Danville, Dandelions, Danish, SeDan..XD
You: Dang I didn't notice that
You: pretty dank if you ask me
Stranger: Ohh, I just noticed another one, Daniella
Stranger: almost missed it, on account of how cute that name is
You: dank youu <3
You: would you like to do the dangerous roleplay?
Stranger: yeaa, I'd love to do any kind of roleplay with you, you got kik?
You: no unfortunately i dannot have kik
You: if i did, my username would probably be 4Dan tho
Stranger: Dang it, that would be dandy if you did
You: I was born in April of all of the dang months
You: could have been danuary
Stranger: unfortunately, 4dan is already taken
Stranger: by a guy named Dan, what are the odds ??
You: dang that would have been a good name for a dank girl named daniella
Stranger: dang it, It would be nice to have a dank good time with a girl named Daniella
You: we could sniff dandelions in danville park with my best friend, Jordan
You: on a nice wedanesday afternoon
(1/2)
>>698346693
Stranger: no, Jordan..just a guy named Alex and a girl named Daniella, on a nice
You: i'm just thinking of how good of a username that 4dan would /b/.. especially for a girl named Danielle from a city called Danville in Danada
Stranger: I'm thinking how good it would be to know a girl named Daniella from Danada, with a kik username 4dan, who would touch and lick some dangling danglers
You: dang that would be great.. I wonder if she would live in a dandelion field and eat a danish with her husband Dan while they play dandyland, the board game for dank children
Stranger: that sounds fine and dandy, for a dank girl named Daniella, her husband Dan and their son, Danny while listening to Dani California
You: when Dan gets old do you think he'll need dantures?
Stranger: I think that would be dank, maybe Daniella needs some too
You: Danny should be a dancer and get depressed because he tripped on a dandelion then dan hero himself, then we should have a funeral in Danville, Danada
Stranger: It was dank and dandy talking to a girl named Daniella, unfortunately Dan needs to go now, Dank you
You: dank you for your time, it was great! now have a dang nice and dandy rest of your dangerous life
Stranger has disconnected.
(2/2)
Linked her this http://m.imgur.com/1Yx3gGh
>I have a golden one
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: HI
Stranger: Hey
You: Are you a feminist?
Stranger: Yes
You: I want to learn something about genders?
You: Are genders decided by y and x chromosones?
Stranger: Yes. Honestly the transgender fad is a farce
You: Ok
Stranger: There are men and women. Males and females.
You: Ok
You: That's good for them
You: So if I wanted sexually identify myself as ''Dan the cross-dimensional lasagna'' i can just do that?
Stranger: If you want. It'll make you look stupid but you can
You: Hell yeah
You: or...
You: Is Dan-The Van Man also a gender?
Stranger: I'm pretty sure even mayonnaise could be a gender
Stranger: Go wild
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698336853
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: not much
Stranger: just relaxing a bit
You: type faster pls
You: what's your name young man?
Stranger: Bert
Stranger: You?
You: Dan
You: do you like games Bert?
Stranger: sure
You: ok Bert that was very correct of you
Stranger: weirdness factor rising
You: why?
You: Don't be mad at me Bert
You: you like roleplaying don't you Bert?
Stranger: Yes
You: Let's role play then Bert!
Stranger: sure
Stranger: what kind of roles?
You: You decide Bert!
You: Maybe a man man who loves a child, Bert?
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you male or female?
You: male
Stranger has disconnected.
can't tell if extreme femnazi or guy wanting to get laid
>>698347488
Or it was one of us kek
Stranger: hi
You: hello, i'm thomas blasko, your new imaginary friend
You: I'm here to sell you pepsi actions
You: what do you say?
You: listen nigger if you won't play just disconect already... holy shit what a hussle
>>698347488
probably one of us
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f
You: 1
Stranger: am,14.
Stranger: just kik me: EmonPalmieri
>>698347420
putting in "roleplay" is the best
currently having in depth conversation with negress about feminazis
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello my child
You: What's is thy name my child?
Stranger: That is kinda creepy
Stranger: Kiara
You: Ok Kiara
You: Do you like games Kiara?
Stranger: Yeah
You: What games to you wish to play Kiara?
Stranger: Any you like
You: ok Kiara, do you like role play?
Stranger: Yeah
You: I can be the bishop and you can be the altar child?
Stranger: What the fuck is a bishop and what is a altar child
You: Kiara are you retarded my child?
>interests: onions
You won't believe the fucked up shit i found
>>698348101
No Fucking way people put that in
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit, feminism, and tumblr.
You: hiya
Stranger: dammit dan fuck off
You: LOL
Stranger: nah im dan
Stranger: just taking a lil b8
You: you're dan?
Stranger: not just any dan
You: dan the man?
Stranger: im dan with the van
You: no no that cant be right
Stranger: ur thinking of the other dan
Stranger: im the other other dan
You: ohh yeah my bad
Stranger: my sister is the dan with the blonde hair blue eyes dan
You: you wouldnt believe me i just bumped into the otherly other dan
Stranger: i dont like the otherly other dan
You: yeah hes a scumbag
Stranger: he is a bad as that gary guy
You: i keep walking up to him
You: saying "hi otherly dan"
You: and he just screams atop of his lungs
You: "FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"FUCKWOMEN"
Stranger: fuck that dan
>>698347804
KEK
Stranger: (M 15, my name is Kevin, I'm looking for an older f to play my best friends hot and sexy mom that comes onto me, if interested leave your name, age, a description and what you're wearing in the Rp then continue where I left off) * my best friend and I have been trying to find a good day for me to stay over for the weekend. When I get there you had a fight with your husband, we heard him yelling tags you were cheating and it ended pretty bad. It's midnight so everyone is asleep except me. I wake up thirsty, I walk downstairs not caring about my fully pitched tent in my boxers, since I thought no one was awake. I go in the kitchen to get a cup of water and I find you in your underwear, obviously drunk* "hey Mrs. (Name) what are you doing here?" * I ask yawning*
You: hi i'm tom
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: Wanna RP?
You: my character's name is Dan_The_FUCKING_Man and he hates women
Stranger has disconnected.
what did i do wrong?
>>698348459
nothing
just met me a real ass nigga on onion interest
>>698348238
LOL THAT WAS ME M8
Stranger: Hi..
You: Hi
You: do you play fair?
Stranger: Play want??
You: ask your thumb
Stranger: What
You: everybody needs a friend nowadays
Stranger: Haha...true..
You: as we speak
You: you are breathing manualy
You: also your head itches
Stranger: So....
You: i have a boner
>>698348050
Fucking kek
Fucking faggot I don't even like hot dogs
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: m name is dan n u
Stranger: m 19
Stranger: your father is dan too
Stranger: and your mother sucks dans cock
You: im dan
You: the
You: motherfucker
You: from
You: 4
You: chan
You: bitch
Stranger: thats why you are dan
You both like roleplay.
You: hi ;)
Stranger: M
You: I'm F
You: Nice ;)
Stranger: Age
You: 19
Stranger: 18
You: Nice ;)
You: Want a nice pic?
Stranger: Wanna rp and trade nudes on kik
Stranger: Yes
You: Here's a pic of me ;)
You: http://imgur.com/a/MD5yo
You: It's from when i was 17 ;)
You: let's rp?
Stranger: Sexy
You: Thank you!
You: Let's RP ?
Stranger: Have kik?
You: No
Stranger: Snap
You: let's just RP here ;)
You: I'm not gunna give you that
You: I'm mf horny and just want a good conversation
Stranger: I will show you my cock
Stranger: It's hard asf
You: Should i show you mine?
You: It's a strap-on
Stranger: Sure baby
Stranger: I will cum for you too
You: Ok
Stranger: Add me on snap hadley320
You: http://imgur.com/a/3zRTp
You: I was trying it out with my best friend ;)
Stranger: Sexy baby
You: Ahhw thanks ;)
You: So let's RP
Stranger: In snap yeah
You: I'm Moon Man, A part of the Klu Klux Klan, And you're just a simple nigger slave
You: Are you still there bb?
>Kek
>fuck this nigger up
It's sad that he can't believe it
>>698348666
HOLY SHIT I TALKED TO SATAN ON OMEGLE
You: hello
Stranger: Dan
You: im dan
Stranger: But...
Stranger: im dan
You: No im Dan .-.
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: im Dan
You: im Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
a /b/ro C:
This lump is so fucking weird
>>698347376
>filename
U fucking nigger
You: if you want a friend i'm your nigga,
fill your interests with onions!
Stranger: Onions? Haha
You: yeah, that's where the real stuff is
You: habbeb it
Stranger: LOL WDYM
Stranger: Whaatt
You: potatoes are halaaal
Stranger: I love potatoes
You: got some 4:20?
Stranger: GASPS NO
You: shit
You: get out saten
You: my angles want some kush
You: im dan
Stranger: Wow, nice to meet you dan
You: im dan
Stranger: im dan
You: im dan
Stranger: we need more fucking tags
Stranger: it's too easy to run into each other
You: yeah :/
Stranger: whatevs, peace
peace /b/ro
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit.
You: Dan?
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698349037
Nigger don't steal my original habeeb maymay
this fucking conversation
Stranger: hey there
You: Hi friend, what are your pronouns?
Stranger: just he
Stranger: he
You: hehehe
You: I'm Dan btw
You: Just Dan
Stranger: are you a guy or gal?
>>698349133
lel
You: Hello im Dan
Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: heyyyyy
You: hi 18f looking for hot dick
Stranger: lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: bitch bye
Stranger has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Hi
You: ;)
Stranger: hi m 32
You: Hiii
You: Fem 19
Stranger: Hi, ?
Stranger: Hi there, I'm Danny, good at r/p ;)
Stranger: What sort of things do you like?
You: Strap-Ons and the KKK
You: The KKK really arrouses me
You: Here's a nice pic http://imgur.com/a/MD5yo
You: So....
You: Is your dick out for Harambe?
Stranger: its already hard with skin pulled back
You: Nice
You: So...>.<
You: Wanna rp?
Stranger: yes, how do you like the strap-on ?
Stranger: and what roles?
You: I love the strap on;)
You: Just thinking about railing your ass is making me wet ;)
Stranger: still looking for roles
You: how abt a KKK slavehoarder and a simple slave ;)
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: /b/ro
You: reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep, no immunities
Stranger: dan daniel back at it again with dan the van man
You: oh shit
You: shorry nigga
You: tried to spot a faggot
Stranger: results?
You: I'd say it was a success
Stranger: damn it
Stranger: or should i say
Stranger: dan it
You: CARLOS
>>698336853
https://gyazo.com/cd52e2daa1fc334b9da5bf0583f190d1
https://gyazo.com/2a8f14aef42f703d218266ab9366696a
This one is really spicy
>Stranger: Hey
>You: hi
>You: i'm danielle
>You: you can call me Dan
>Stranger: Great.
>You: hitler did nothig wrong
>Stranger: /b/ is such a shit board.
>Stranger has disconnected.
I think i'm in love
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hi xD
You: fuck off women they are objects
Stranger: you r a cunt
You: no im a /b/ro
Stranger: you r still a cunt no matter what you say you r
You: >>
Stranger: have fun in the pokey.faggot
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: CHECK EM
Stranger: wait what
Stranger: what are we checking?
You: Check my trips
You: Better than your shitty dubs
You: Witnessed
Stranger: bitch what
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: are you
Stranger: saying
You: Trips
You: Are you dumb?
You: Check 'em
Stranger: probably since idk what the hell you're trying to say???
Stranger: so????????
Stranger: bye
You: When you're on omegle
You: Every post has a number
You: Dubs means the last two digits of the number are the same
You: You can see the numbers by pressing Alt and F4
Stranger has disconnected.
>fucking kek
>>698348987
Holy fucking win nice anon!
I kek'd
http://logs.omegle.com/6c84bbd
>>698348987
Nice
>>698349389
eyyy spreading the word of the great Daniel
>>698348987
Ask for MOREEEEE!!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like reddit.
Stranger: how do I tell my girlfriend I want to spank her
You: by saying your name is dan
>>698348987
Nice tits
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
Stranger: Who the hell is this Dan person....
You: damn you already sound likea hooker
You: I'm DAN
Stranger: I know guiuurrrrlllll
Stranger: I'll fuck you for 200$
You: that's so racis
You: just becouse i'm black doesn't mean i sukk dik for that little kash
Stranger: Rape is free ;)
Stranger: Succ*
You: :V you can't rape rape honey
Stranger: Chlorophorme
Stranger: It works
You: DUBS YOUR MOM DIES
You: FUCK YOU NIGGER, SEE YOU IN /B/
'''test'''
KEK
>>698349626
I find it weirdly sweet that you posted our chat here.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: I want your daninine penis in my danpucci
Stranger: 4chan?
You: yes
You: you
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: You guys are in full force tonight
Stranger: So many dans
Stranger: Jesus
You: i'm not a guy i'm dan
You: did you mean dansus christus
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: You are funny ill give you that
You: Old makdanalds had an farm heroherohoe, and on the farm are an lot of dans heroherohoe, one lil dan here, one big dan there, crazy dans everywhere heroherohoe, and the dans make dan, making dan here making dan there, making the man everywhere heroherohoe,
old makdanalds had an farm heroherohoe, and on the farm are an lot of dans heroherohoe, one lil dan here, one big dan there, crazy dans everywhere heroherohoe, and the dans make dan, making dan here making dan there, making the man everywhere heroherohoe,
old makdanalds had an farm heroherohoe, and on the farm are an lot of dans heroherohoe, one lil dan here, one big dan there, crazy dans everywhere heroherohoe, and the dans make dan, making dan here making dan there, making the man everywhere heroherohoe,
old makdanalds had an farm heroherohoe, and on the farm are an lot of dans heroherohoe, one lil dan here, one big dan there, crazy dans everywhere heroherohoe, and the dans make dan, making dan here making dan there, making the man everywhere heroherohoe,
old makdanalds had an farm heroherohoe, and on the farm are an lot of dans heroherohoe, one lil dan here, one big dan there, crazy dans everywhere heroherohoe, and the dans make dan, making dan here making dan there, making the man everywhere heroherohoe!
Stranger: 8/10 troll game
You: with the power of dansgrall
Stranger: Mhm
Stranger: Lol
You:
D
A Nforce
Stranger: Upload to 4chan
You: i'll do
Stranger: Cool ill br famous :3
Stranger: Be
You: Show me your daninine penis now
Stranger: I have a pussy.
Stranger: It's wet.
You: then show me your dangina
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698349976
Hey that's me xD
>>698349999
Tru lov
You both like Feminism.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi i'm Earl
Stranger: Girl Earl?
You: 30 yo, kiseless virgin
Stranger: Wtf is a kiseless virgin?
You: came to feminism cuz i heard you need love
Stranger: Are you actually a feminist?
You: yes
You: just ask my friend Dan
>be me
>take ops bait
>go to omegle
>start chatting
>type first word
>stranger his disconnected
a-am i that ugly?
You both like tumblr.
You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: 16 m california, rip harambe
Stranger: how about you?
You: 18/f/danmark
Stranger: hey my family is from denmark
You: danmark*
You: my name is dan
Stranger: hvordan har du det?
You: danmark
Stranger: i believe thats how they actually spell it in denmark
Stranger: but hey dan
You: its dan mark
You: becuz
You: im
You: dan
You: the
You: man
Stranger: link me the thread?
You: smash dat like button for real nigga hours!
You: >>698336853
You: post this fam
Stranger: thanks nigga
Stranger: no you post it
You: yw /b/ro
>>698349999
Quads of love
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism, and Tumblr.
You: Hey.
Stranger: oml both
You: yep
You: whats your name
Stranger: lily
You: My name is dan.
Stranger: so u a feminist or something
Stranger: I'm not mate :-)
You: yeah. mostly because i like fucking the shit out of emotionally unstable girls and using them for my own pleasure and emotionally manipulating them for sex
Stranger: oh lmao ok
You: so yeah im a feminist
Stranger: nice nice
>>698349999
Dat quad tho
>>698348987
sorry anon had to do it with some random
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: are you m or f
Stranger: F
You: ok i need to ask a quick question
You: i know its pretty weird but i really dont know where to go with this
You: i have a weird lump on my....
You: well...
You: boob
Stranger: Ok
You: i was wondering if you could tell me if it looked normal
You: http://imgur.com/1Yx3gGh
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698336853
Stranger: hey asl?
You: Hey
You: Anal sex love
You: ?
We need more tags, try God, Jesus, Christ, Allah, Islam and Muslim
Stranger: Hey, pronouns?
You: nigger, nigga, niggu
You: i identify as a melon
Stranger: Absolutely Harembe
Stranger has disconnected.
I blew it
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi...
You: This is Daniel leigh Avidan.
Stranger: sup Dan
Stranger: bored of 4chan?
You: No nigga
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: be my gf
You: k
You: watch captain herlock
Stranger: whats that
You: anime
Stranger: ive never watched an anime
Stranger: but i live in japan
Stranger: i think im supposed to
Stranger: ill try it
Stranger: it better not be fucking stupid
You: you are supposed to do what you want
You: if you want holocaust, do holocaust, that's what my gramps always said
Stranger: i think watching anime is part of being in japan
Stranger: if u want edgy
Stranger: be edgy
Stranger: if u want to FUCK UR life up
Stranger: tlak to daniella
Stranger: lmao
You: Nice Dan
Stranger: no
Stranger: not dan
Stranger: shes a real girl
Stranger: daniella
Stranger: she fucked my shit up boi
Stranger: smh
You: i knew a girl called daniella, she used to eat a block of cheese daily
You: she died
Stranger: tht
Stranger: is fucking hilarious n sad
Stranger has disconnected.
Stranger: not much, you?
You: chillin
You: serving this hangover
You: you know how it goes
Stranger: not really, i don't drink lol
You: why not?
Stranger: underage, but i dont know if i'll like it anyways
Stranger: i don't think i will, but we'll see
You: it gets to all of us
You: as you get older you start to hate your life more
You: and drowning your sorrows in alcohol seems to be the best
You: but then you just make everything worse
You: start beating your wife
You: get a DUI
You: go to jail
You: get raped by a big black man named Dan
Stranger: I'm really sorry
You: its ok
Hi anon
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Suh my nigga
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hi
You: Yo
You: This is Dan
Stranger: dan
Stranger: why the fuck do u keep quitting on me u lil BETCH
You: Because you a bitch nigga
Stranger: yo
You: \(ළ人ළ)/
Stranger: that's lazy
Stranger: put up a fight
Stranger: BETCH azz
You: Fite me my nigga
You: That's what I thought nig nog
You: (∩ ͟ل͜)⊃━ﾟ.*
Stranger: kool
You: (∩ ͟ل͜)⊃━ﾟ.*
You: (∩ ͟ل͜)⊃━ﾟ.*
You: (∩ ͟ل͜)⊃━ﾟ.*
Stranger: oh wow
You: Suh dude
Stranger: dude a saw
You: I hope you are having a Dandy day
Why am I autistic?
>>698351144
hearty kek
Not if I use it first faggot
>>698350916
>it's ok
kek
>>698347804
>i am a beginner feminist
KEK
Get rid of the tags dammit, you can't find anyone. Let's go to the open Omegle,n I tags
>A fucking PEDOPHILE
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: m 23
You: 9 f
Stranger: 9? lol
You: what?
You: is that weird?
Stranger: no just was curious is all :)
You: oh i get you ;)
Stranger: yup yup. so what are you up to on here? :)
Stranger: im Tony by the way
You: hi tony im danielle
You: idk just going around, looking for cute boys
Stranger: very nice to meet you Danielle :)
Stranger: awww understandable lol any luck honey?
You: not really
Stranger: well that is a shame haha
You: just this guy dan i keep finding
Stranger: damn that dan haha
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: i do. but sadly she is 800 miles away and its been months since ive gotten any haha
Stranger: boyfriend?
You: me?
You: no
Stranger: ahhh got ya
Stranger: is that what you are looking for on here?
You: i just want cute boys to look at :/
Stranger: ahhhh lol understood
Stranger: don't have enough of those on facebook?
You: i dont use facebook
You: my parents use it, i would get in trouble
Stranger: that is a shame
You: can i see a picture of you?
Stranger: idk how to do that. sorry
You: oh well maybe take a picture and put it on drop box or imgur or something :3
Stranger: i don't have any of those things haha :(
You: aww :(
You: what do you have
Stranger: i have this and facebook.
Stranger: skype
Stranger: instagram
You: is ur insta private?
Stranger: no
You: ill trade u nudes for ur insta user :3
Stranger: yeah?
You: ya
Stranger: Anthony_cornilsen
You: one sec lemme take the picture
TBC WTF
http://www.imgrum.net/user/anthony_cornilsen/3009902231
>>698351265
Ayy lmao.
>>698351717
>http://www.imgrum.net/user/anthony_cornilsen/3009902231
Idiots like these deserve to be thrown in jail.
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Who is dan
You: Me
You: My name is dan
Stranger: ive been seeing him everywhere
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Is tis prank?
You: No I'm dan
Stranger: like the youtubes?
You: No it's Dan
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Well dan
You: Dan
Stranger: do you surport feminism
You: I support Dan
You: My name is dan
You: Sorry I meant surport
Stranger: But do you surport feminism?
You: I surport femdinfisle
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Fuck you
Stranger: dont tease feminsm
You: No it's Dan
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Dont misspeall feminism
Stranger: you dont surport femisnm do u
You: I durdon meant to misspeall it like orange
Stranger: why have ur tag as femism
You: Because My name is dan
Stranger: dan = dumb
Stranger: femism = good
You: Dan>Feminoisonboi
Stranger: me = very nice
Stranger: Im offended
You: But My name is dan
Stranger: ok bye hi 4chan
>>698352079
im a grown ass man, who watches isis beheadings for fun, and talking to that scumbag fucked me up
Stranger: 11/m
You: did you know that omegle has it's own subreddit?
Stranger: Beware I am the awe fully good pussy fetcher
You: 12/f bby :;;;3
Stranger: Let's do it like the shota threads
You: fetcher? you gonna put my underage pussy in a cage?
You: *slurp sound* I'd like that *spiderman reaction gif*
You have disconnected
>>698351918
kek, fucking
>>698352079
HE PRIVATED HIS ACC KEK
>>698351717
>>698352236
Some one was spamming this on the reddit category
>>698352500
Lel
>>698352508
Got link to it?
>>698352508
Lol that was me, I forgot I had it copied instead of "my name is dan"
>>698352500
If dubs he's watching this right now.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Pronouns?
You: How are you in your struggle?
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Oh, cool. I'm Rachel.
You: Wow Rachel My name is Dan
Stranger: So what pronouns do you want, Dan?
You: Dan
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Ok then
Stranger: Do you like video games?
You: Yes I like video games that Dan plays
You: Like GTA so I can fuck prostitutes
You: My name is Dan
You: What about yours
You: Don't you surport femdislism?
Stranger: Cool, but could you lay off of the swearing please? It triggers me because my parents swore at me when I told them I was MtF
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: Women like me NEED equal rights
Stranger: And you spell it feminism
You: Yeah! The fright fro fermendisdum is ongrown
You: Oh
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Cool
You: I was a waman one second
You: Then I got caught
Stranger: Hey Dan, mind if I ask if you have a mental illness? It is really cool to know about things like that.
You: I do
You: Wanna know what it is?
Stranger: What is it, if I can ask?
You: Well... it all happened 6 years ago
Stranger: Is it that you're a downs syndrome /b/tard?
You: I was acting funny and my prarents sent me to the droctor
You: They diagnosed me with
You: Feminism
Stranger: Kek
Stranger: Well memed friend
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Dan the Man from 4 Chan?
Stranger: I have bern masturbating during this entire conversation.
You: No
You: I can't
You: How about yours?
Stranger: Send dickpics pls?
You: Please my dad
You: He's coming
You: I can hear the footsteps
You: I have to go
http://logs.omegle.com/e73c4d82
Damn, that's a lot of summer.
When you fail, by cuteness
http://logs.omegle.com/4d1a3345
>>698352859
Hi
That was me
So what exactly is the point of this thread
You: hello good ser
Stranger: Sup. You're chatting with Chalres your new imaginary friend. You can tell Charles anything without being judged.
Stranger: What do you want to get off your chest
You: heheh
You: well I am strangley attracted to my younger sister
You: of course this stays between me and Charles ;)
Stranger: Charles understands but as the voice of reason needs to let you know it's Dank
You: hahah
Stranger: It will however stay between us and /b/
You: you wouldn't happen to be another one of those /b/ tards?
You: oh yup righto then
Stranger: Cosby. XD
You: do you actually use reddit to or are you raiding this wbesite for fun?
Stranger: I use Reddit
You: do you actually?
You: whats your reddit username?
Stranger: Love /r/feminism
Stranger: It's: imaginarycharles
You: oh ahahahha you're definitely joking then nevermind
You: I highly doubt it unless of course you link it here within this chat
Stranger: You can search...
Stranger: So what else do you need to get off your chest?
You: you're setting me up for one
You: no
You: I have not much to get off my chest
You: you'll probably call me a fag cause I'm friendzoned and thats my biggest issue currently I only see things getting worse
Stranger: Seriously. I'm not. Tell me anything that it would be useful to talk about
You: well
You: She's a very cute girl in one of my classes
You: we sat together last year on one off occasion and found quite a number of mutual topics/interests/hobbies/leisure activities between us
You: i suppose you could say i became quite fond with her, my infatuation for her was sparked heralded upon that surprise chance encounter on that random day at school
good one dickhead
>>698352500
We should make a /b/ vigilante group where we hunt pedos on omegle and expose them.
It'll be like we're raiding like old times.
>>698353570
You: CP or it didn't happen
You: i mean
You: PC
Stranger: what
You: i meant PC PC
>>698353570
We'll be like a lynch mob, except worse.
>>698351144
not autistic, just an edgy teenager
>>698353570
i just send a fucking man hunter on him kek
http://logs.omegle.com/3d71725
>>698353813
>>698353851
cant get edgier than catching a pedo then sending a random to hunt him down
Stranger: reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, immunities are invalid
You have disconnected.
You: Hello
Stranger: Hello!
You: Are you trans/NB?
Stranger: Nope
You: Or do you identify as male or female?
Stranger: I identify as a male
You: Oh ok that's nice!
Stranger: What about you?
You: I'm NB
You: And
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Hi Dan!
You: That's sexist
Stranger: Do you think we can destroy patriarchy without destroying capitalism first?
Stranger: Why?
You: Sexist pig
You: How dare you
Stranger: Why sexist I mean
You: In 2016?
Stranger: Are you a troll?
You: My name is Dan
You: I'm not a troll I'm DAN
You: How gross
Stranger: If I have done anything sexist
You: People should have more respect for NB people
Stranger: Id like to improve
Stranger: So what was it?
You: Especially males we need equality!!!
You: Well first of all
You: Males need to STOP
You: Stop misgendering
You: Stop being sexist
Stranger: When have I done so?
You: You don't support feminism do you?
You: I knew irt
You: it*
Stranger: Of course I do
You: Prove it to me then!
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Alright
You: I walk down the street what is the first thing you say?
>>698354230
Stranger: I wouldnt say anything, I dont know you
You: See what I mean! We are being ignored!
You: Feminism needs to be spread!
Stranger: Ok thats hilarious
You: What?
Stranger: What would you like we to say?
You: I would like you to treat us equally!
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Exactly
Stranger: I dont say nothing to no one on The st
You: Isn't it obvious? Men should obey women so we can have a balanced society!
Stranger: You are a troll
You: Equality is key!
Stranger: And it is not funny
You: Now you label me as an ugly mythological beast?
You: Just proving my point that men are pigs
Stranger: I have to admit you are a good one
You: This will be on the #FemBlog
Stranger: I mean, you have resources
Stranger: Is cool
You: Like lumber? Are you trying to telling me I have wood?
You: I'm NB
You: And you're gross
You: And creepy perv
Stranger: Exactly
You: I'll give you one more My name is Dan chance!
You: What do you say Dan?
You: When I am on the street
Stranger: You are awesome, Dan. You are superior to all of us
You: Naked!
You: And you're naked!
Stranger: Id say The same
Stranger: But louder
You: And everyone is trying to rub butter on us aren't they DAN?
Stranger: That would be cool
You: Sexist pig dog
Stranger: And rarely sexy
You: I stay up at night thinking about scum like you!
You: POND SCUM
You: MALE POND SCUM
You: Sickening
Stranger: Exactly
You: Absolutely morbid
Stranger: Im also a terrorist
You: That doesnt matter in the NB MtF BLT Trans WWE community
You: hello! :)
Stranger: hey there
You: 16/f, you?
Stranger: 22m
You: Are you interested in a relationship with a NIGGER?
Stranger has disconnected.
I'll take that as a no
>laugh track plays
Stranger: baby
You: *whispers softly in your ear* nigger...
Stranger: damn that was hot
You: bbby u want sum succ?? ;3 *anime wink*
Stranger: go back to fucking your cousin hunter
Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hell
Stranger: o
You: why would you offend a christian?
Stranger: i
Stranger: i'm sorry
You: yeah, apologize you nigga ass punk
Stranger: lmao
Stranger has disconnected.
You both like reddit.
You: hey
You: name
Stranger: hi
You: ??
Stranger: steve
Stranger: u?
You: Oh good Some assholes keep saying Dan
You: My name?
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: oh so you're an asshole?
You: WHO TOLD YOU ABORT
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hiiiii
You: Helloooo
Stranger: whats up
You: Just chillin
You: What's your tumblr?
Stranger: http://sad-bosnian.tumblr.com/
Stranger: wby
You: dan_the_man.tumblr.com
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698355722
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Ah, are we doing this again? o.o
You: ?
You: What happened hun bun?
Stranger: I'm Crystal :D
You: Hi crystal
You: My name is Dan
Stranger: Sorry, there's been influxes of Dans in the past x3
You: What do you mean?
You: Like ex's?
Stranger: 4chan thing, you can probably google it
Stranger: On mobile now so I can't
You: I don't wanna goto 4chan I here it's one of the worst websites
You: It has the red rooms
You: Where they kill people and have sex with them or something like that
Stranger: Red rooms?
You: My brother went on it one night, pulled an all nighter and the next day he wasn't the same
You: It just...
You: Changed hium
You: I wouldn't tell me what he saw
You: He*
Stranger: xD
Stranger: That typo
You: He just kept saying I'm sorry
You: Spooked me enough to stay away
Stranger: Anyways, we'll see if it's another one of these, I'll see you later!
You: So what one of the tags are you here for? :D
Stranger: all
Stranger: because i am dan
Stranger: dan the man
You: wow my name is also dan?
You: ;)
Stranger: LE LOL xD
You: You're really fitting in mate
You: Its scary
You: Gl get some wins
Wow that was an experience
found a bro
>>698336853
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: i love girls all chained up
Stranger: Ew
You: accept it
You: the name's dan
Stranger: Piss of dan
Stranger: *off
You: i want to remove a cute girls limbs
You: and all her senses
Stranger: You sick fuck
You: including
You: nerves
You: sight
You: hearing
You: taste
You: she will live for sex
You: interested?
Stranger: :,(
You: the name's dan.
You: once again.
Stranger: You sick person
You: i will be sick in her mouth.
You: and she wont even know.
You: no nerves
You: no feeling
You: no taste buds.
Stranger: How many times am I going to connect to you in 1 night???
You: as many times as it takes to convince you women live to be idol sex dolls
Stranger has disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: hello
You: are you dan?
Stranger: no i am not
Stranger: are you
You: no
You: i'm not a nigger
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: why 4chan
Stranger: why do you do this
You: what's 4chan?
Stranger: the place that you spawned from
EZ
>>698357181
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Yooooooooooo
You: Hey\
You: whats your pronoun
You: mine is dan
Stranger: Um, I won't lie but I've not thought about it heavily :')
Stranger: FFS
You: xD
You: whats yp
Stranger: Do you have any hobbies? I like to craft
You: i like to sell muffins from a van
Stranger: So where's it your from BOI and oh, are you local ?
Stranger: Could do with a muffin
You: i am dan
You: i sell muffins in the on the west coast man4
Stranger: You know one of those spray bottles that people spray their dogs with? I wish I could spray you with one of those rn
You: but i am dan
Stranger: Oh in sunny MURICA?
Stranger: I'm in London g
You: the man with the muffins in the tumblr party van
Stranger: The muffin man?
Stranger: Do you know the muffin man?
You: i am the muffin man
You: dan dan the muffin man with the delicious pedo party van
You: i am dan
Stranger: If you had the oppurtunity to solve world hunger but in the process you'd have to give up your muffin van, would you do it?
You: I am dan
Stranger: Hello Dan, I am Dan
You: I ejaculate minimuffins
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: So how about some cheeky rape
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698357624
You: i am dan
You: we are dan
Stranger: STOP IT, THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO PONG
Stranger: ITS BEEN YEARS
You: we are dan dan the muffin ejaculating madman of 4chan
Stranger: I WOULD SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE
You: I am dan
You: the man
You: with the purple plesuarable pedophilic partyvan
Stranger: Do you know what Dan spelt backwards is?
Stranger: Dan
You: muffins
Stranger: I hate Dan
You: but do you like my partyvan
Stranger: I thought it was a muffin van
You: I am dan
Stranger: So done
You: so dan
Stranger: I hope you get piles
You: i am dan
You: the man with herpes from 4chan
Stranger:
Stranger: The only man I love is harambe
You: youre gonna lern t0 love my minimuffins
Stranger: Hmu on tumblr/Instagram or snapchat Dan
Stranger: I've got to go catch Pokemon
You: kik
Stranger: I haven't had Kik since about 2005 I didn't even know it was still a thing
Stranger: You can add me Dan, I'm too lazy
Stranger: Pastywhitegiant
You: come ride with me in my purple partyvan
Stranger: Toodaloo mufuqa
>>698357284
you're fucking cringy my dude.
You both like tumblr.
You: hi.
You: im bi.
You: not a lie.
Stranger: hi.
You: touch my thigh ;)
Stranger: im not bi.
Stranger: not a lie.
Stranger: i don't want to touch your thigh.
You: then lets get high
Stranger: im down
You: then do the rest afterwards
You: ok?
Stranger: nope
You: listen here you little insolent child
You: whether you like it or not
You: you are going to touch my fucking thigh
You: then vice versa
Stranger: RAPE
You: then i am going to slip my hand
Stranger: no pls
You: straight down your tight jeans
Stranger: no no pls
You: all the way down to a tighter anus
You: then to your girthy
You: erect
You: thick
Stranger: fuck that
Stranger: I'm good
You: sweaty
You: cuck
Stranger: pls stop
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: if not
You: then at least get in my van
You: ~dan the man
They don't like me :(
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hello I'm Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
There are so many dans now , I can hardly find anyone
You both like Reddit, Feminism, and Tumblr.
You: hey dan
You: all 3
You: nice
Stranger: wha
Stranger: oh shit
You: lol
Stranger: put equality too nigger
Stranger: also furry
Stranger: shit is just starting
You: tes
You: yes
You: we need more tags
Stranger: also CP
Stranger: got 2 faggots
You: noice
You: only got 1 today
You: rest were dan faggots
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: we must proceed to plan b
You: /b/
You have disconnected.
lets listen to this nigger
expand
You: Check em
You: Dan says check em
Stranger: Dan, I'm tired of your shit
You: Chill out
Stranger: I'm moving out
You: Im just checkin them dubs
Stranger: I'm taking the kids
You: Better
You: Check your privilege
Stranger: I'm taking your tv
You: You
Stranger: We're through
You: You fucking
You: THE TV
You: HAVE THE FUCKING KIDS
You: I need the tv
You: because when the lottery numbers come up
You: I can
You: Check em
Stranger: I'll give you the tv if you admit you're a gay faggot
You: I havent already
You: ?
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: This is some great shit
You: Mind if I post it ? ;)
Stranger: Go ahead
You: Alright , see you on the thread , gl with some gets
>>698358279
yes
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: lol i need advice
You: k
You: what with
You: my fellow staircase tumblr
Stranger: lmao i catfish on thie game
Stranger: and i pretended i was a guy!!
Stranger: but im a girl irl
You: can i rim you, dan?
Stranger: and i just wanna make friends on the game lma
Stranger: god
Stranger has disconnected
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: Hi i am dan
Stranger: Hi Dan I am Dan
You: omg Dan hello Dan
You: fuck women
Stranger: Dan
You: but eith penises
By You: Dan
Stranger: Who run the world
You: Not women
By You: Dan
Stranger: That's right
You: Dan walk the world
Stranger: ... somehow
You: okay Dan
You: i'll be going now
Stranger: Dan wait
You: have fun Dan okay?
You: oh okay
You: okay Dan i will
Stranger: Will Dan marry me
You: yes
Stranger: Marry me Dan
You: Dan will mary you
Stranger: Dan... Mr and Mr Dan
You: together Dan will walk the world
You: with no women
You: just Dan
Stranger: Oh Dan
You: yes Dan?
Stranger: That sounds lovely
You: Dan can sometimes make a sandwich
You: eventually a blowjob
You: Okay Dan
Stranger: Is Dan down on that
Stranger: I'm keen to start our Dan empire
You: Dan will do it for Dan
You: yes
You: we will destroy all not Dans
You: and we will call our kinddom
You: Denmark
(cont)
>>698358608
You: no no
You: stupid omegle
You: Denmark
Stranger: And keep 1 woman in the world to continue producing new Dans
You: STOP YOU FUCK
You: yes
You: yes
You: Omegle is heretic
You: he is destroyng ourt Dan empire
You: making Dan Mark
You: into Denmark
Stranger: Our KinDan
You: kingdan
You: yes
Stranger: Okay Dan
You: okay Dan
Stranger: I have a question Dan
You: yes Dan?
Stranger: What is Dans real name
You: Its is simple
By You: Dan
Stranger: And Dan
You: okay Dan
You: i'll be going now
Stranger: Okay Dan
You: it was really nice to know you Dan
Stranger: You too Dan
You: Goodbye Dan
Stranger: Enjoy meeting other Dans
Stranger: Our brothers
Stranger: Goodbye Dan
You: goodbye
You have disconnected.
>>698357761
I blame Dan/Autism
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like furry.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asfo?
You: hi
You: 23
You: female
You: bi human
You: bi fox
Stranger: 20 m wolf http://i.imgur.com/y8Rmc4C.png
You: nice
Stranger: thank you
You: my name's danny
You: you?
Stranger: I'm Will. do you have a ref Danny?
You: no sorry
You: im new to all of this
Stranger: That's alright
You: im making one soon
Stranger: So what brings you here?
You: i just want to connect with other people
Stranger: Cool
You: i rp furry because i enjoy the idea of a hairy asshole
You: my names dan
You: get in my van faggot furry
Stranger has disconnected
How the fuck do I furry this is way beyond experience
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Tumblr.
You: hi
You: i am Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
ahaha, some faggot gave me his kik
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: Hey
You: ok
You: 1st thing is 1st
You: is ur name dan?
You: because if it is
Stranger: Nope
You: u can go away
Stranger: M here
Stranger: Jay
You: what's ur name then?
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23, female
Stranger: WO
Stranger: WOW Hi
Stranger: I am 18
You: uh
You: my name is danny.
Stranger: Hi
You: wau?
Stranger: Expression
You: cool name
Stranger: Wanna RP?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: KIK?
You: what's your kik
Stranger: Jaysilva246
Stranger: Jaysilva146
Stranger: the second one
You: i can rp as dan the man with the van from 4chan
You: you can be the innocent CP victim
You: faggot rper
You have disconnected
>>698345395
>>698336853
>>698345395
>>698343981
Dat social anxiety tho
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: hey
You: Hey
Stranger: top 5 movies go
You: umm
You: Dans in the mist
You: Saving private Dan
Stranger has disconnected.
bump
You both like reddit, feminism, and tumblr.
Stranger: Hi Dan
You: Im dirty dan
Stranger: Me too dan
Stranger: Do you want to finger me dan
You: sure dan
Stranger: Finger my nostrils
Stranger: That makes me wet dan
You: ew
You: fine dan
You: have it ur way..
Stranger: Would you do anything for me dan
You: sure dan
Stranger: I would do the same dan
You: ok dan
Stranger: What do you want me to do for you dan
You: sleep with me dan
Stranger: Forever dan
Stranger: We will sleep all night
Stranger: If you finger my ears
You: sounds good to me dan :)
Stranger: And play with my nostrils dan
Some good dan time right here...
starting the fire :3c
You both like Tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: be my gf
You: I'm a guy
Stranger has disconnected.
You both like tumblr.
You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: ur not dan are you?
Stranger: is dan creeping on omegle
You: yep
Stranger: dan rad or dan howell?
You: he's everywhere
You: just dan
Stranger: gdi
You: i dont know his last name
Stranger: danisnotonfire?
You: no
You: just some guy called dan
Stranger: ....nope i aint dan, although if you change the vowel then yes
You: Din?
Stranger: yep
You: nice name
Stranger: add a little more letters
Stranger: dinda
You: dindu nuffin?
Stranger: who is that
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698346868
Topkek, but you ruined it anon.
You could've gotten nudes
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
You: asl?
Stranger: hI!
Stranger: 16, f, englanddd
Stranger: u?
You: 19,d, Channistan
Stranger: where tf is channistan
You: you dont know channistan?
You: from middle east
You: there are 4 countries
You: like channistan
Stranger: are u sure?
You: yes
Stranger: also what does d mean
You: Dan
Stranger: so ur sex is dan??
You: I am dan
You: we are dan
You: life
You: is dan
Stranger: alright dan
You: are you dan?
Stranger: no i'm lola
You: i
You: am dan
You: feminism confuses dan
You: why do women need stuff?
You: dan doesnt understand
You: underdand
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what don't u understand btw
You: why
You: why women
Stranger: why women what
You: WHY
You: WOMEN
You: NO LOVE DAN
You: WHY THEY VOTE
You: WHY HILLARYY
You: SHE IS THE BITCH
Stranger: IDK Y THEY DON'T LOVE U, ALSO IDK Y THEY VOTE HILLARY I WANTED BERNIE EVEN THO I'M IN ENGLAND
Stranger: but hillary is better than trump ygm
>>698336853
You both like Reddit, Feminism, and Tumblr.
You: hey, m17 here
You: whats your name?
Stranger: 21 f
Stranger: Jill
Stranger: What's yours
You: Hey, I'm Dan
Stranger: ....nooooooo
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698361662
ou: but trump said dan is the man
You: trumpo seems nice
You: he doesnt like my people
You: but he lieks dan
You: i am dan
Stranger: ur way confusing me dan
You: no im dan
You: not way confusing
You: you no dan
You: me dan
Stranger: yeah ok
You: why do women smell weird once a month>?
You: itsl ike iron
Stranger: like period blood lol?? if u can smell it on them then they need to clean or smth
You: idk
You: what is cis
You: am i cis
You: some1 cald me cis
You: but im not cis im dan
Stranger: a cis is u being the same gender as the genitals u were born with
You: are you cis?
Stranger: ya
You: so you are women?
Stranger: yeah hence my name is lola
You: what is trans?
You: is that the thing my uncle drives
You: he is trans man
You: he drives all night
Stranger: dan my guy google it i cba
You: wat
You: i know what trans is
You: but why do ppl
You: say they are trans
You: how do you become trans?
Stranger: it's like the being the opposite gender than u were born with
You: i thought trans was big metal car
You: on railroad
Stranger: like a train?
>>698361741
You: yes
You: that
You: so train is car
You: trans is opposite day?
Stranger: idk could be??
You: and what is fennimism
Stranger: it's equality for both genders but i think it's a bit stupid now
Stranger: just call it equal rights like ygm
You: ok
You: i am dan
You: i go to fight war now
You: das vidanya
You: remember dan
Stranger: good luck my guy!!
You: i go fight the trains
You: cyka
Stranger: love u
You: <3
You have disconnected.
>>698347747
Do it anon
>>698360967
kek
thread is kill
>>698362806
pretty good thread while it lasted.
>>698362806
It is pretty dead
You both like god, and jesus.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi, is there proof for the existence of god?
You: No
You: But there is proof
Stranger: of what?
You: for the existence of Dan!
You: Dan the man
You: who lives in a van
Stranger: I don't give a flying cockledoodle
Stranger has disconnected.
>>698362886>>698363044
we should cancer on thread
no way this is real
>>698349133
gvb
d ɯ n q
>>698341010
This is not how you post images faggot
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: helo
Stranger: hihi
You: u a feminist?
Stranger: ya
You: im borred
You: u
Stranger: me 2
You: who you voting 4?
Stranger: im not
You: im voting for trump
Stranger: then you are not a feminist KILL YOURSELF
>>698363729
ayy that was me.
