Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/: >>698316385
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
Claimed.
>>698327129
Are we gonna get all caught up?~
>>698327292
Are you so cal or nor cal??
Yuno claim
>>698327914
>fuck vampires
I fight u m8
Penny claim
>Except off to bed cause grocery shopping tomorrow.
Claiming Lilly
>>698327075
I'm not being flirty. You are just so overcome with my charms you can't help but be flustered
Swag Crew reporting in.
>>698327292
Oh? It's not like I'm not cheerful, I just know better than to go out of my way to be extra nice!
>>698327347
Makoto from IM@S
>>698328114
I have the slightest clue what we're going on about~
>Yuno is drinking
Claimu
>>698327914
really? gotta attack vampires? i'm so disappointed...
>>698326845
Townsville is only good if you want to be isolated.
>>698326584
Gotta make some time of course. On a scale from 1-10, a seven. Went kinda south towards then end, everyone ends up quitting after the first point is capped. Still watching stuff?
>Lucioball is fucking aids.
>>698326845
Smugs, what's happening?
>>698326859
Heh, the one and only. How ya doing Rikka?
>>698327033
Cheeki, how's that mobile life treating ya?
>>698328252
Oh you do huh?~ I am drinking too Yuno, oh shit this is gonna get fun
>>698328416
Heya! I am doing alright, just got back from working and gotta wake up and go back to work but whatever, how are you?
>>698328682
Hey rikka how u doing man?
>swag swag
>>698328114
I'm so cal :) you?
>>698328198
Oh I see.. but still you don't do it EVER? like at all??
>>698328416
I'm glad you did and hey that's good I'm glad you had fun~
>Hey im an amazing goalie in lucioball and it can be fun sometimes!
>>698328682
Aw yeah now it's a party!~
>>698328252
I wish i had some party liquor
>>698328181
I am NOT flustered!
>>698326859
>>698328114
Good. Went crabbing and got more than 10. Caught 2 pregnant females and sleeping. You?
>>69832695
>>698328160
I need to play a tom clancy game
>wut now?
Same. Night
>>698327033
>>698328198
>plushie intensifies
>>698327075
>hanako
Im more into CQC. Its porn to me
>>698327254
>>698328147
Heyyy~
>>698327292
>>698328862
Beautiful city. Would love to go there one day should I travel to aussi
>>698328406
I dont mind really. Time to myself sounds really nice
>>698328416
>
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I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>698328929
You're missing out on some fireball whiskey~
>>698329018
No need to get all embarrassed about it baby. All this charm is saved just for you~
>>698328850
Heya shino! Whats going on??
>>698328862
No way me too!
>>698328881
>>698329037
Stop me if I get too weird Yuno I dont wanna look too weird
>Fireball
Oh shit me too!
>>698329021
Chilling after work and talking to you all have a great night!
>>698329021
Goodnight
>>698329037
>fireball
No thanks im straight
Almost done with the ohayou
>>698329249
>too wierd
This gon be gud~
>Oh shit me too!
AHHH HELL YEAH NIGGA
>>698329440
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>im straight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/0dCzjyypmXg
Love this birb
>>698328416
Could be worse, Breeki. Could be worse.
>>698328862
I do, but it's incredibly rare, and I would only do it for someone I really liked or respected.
>>698329021
>Smugs sleepifies
Later Smuggles.
>>698329037
>>698329249
>>698329440
https://youtu.be/2jzAWWlmzCM
>>698329161
Stahp >///<
>>698329559
Neat.
>>698329249
Just been playing Rainbow Six tonight and watchin movies. Pretty much the regular.
We watched some Korean horror movies tonight, shit got real.
what about you wicked eye'd QT
>>698329948
Why stop now when I'm so far ahead with convincing you with my charm~
>>698329534
I dont like fireball
I had some really nice whiskey the other night
The kind you dont drink to get drunk
>>698329534
What did ya do today darleeeng?
>>698329968
Oh that sounds like fun! I was at work all night I am now home trying to stay up with you guys, and I also have work in the morning haha
>>698328682
Back to back days eh? Brutal but enjoy the night. I'm doing good, had an enjoyable day, the heat put me to sleep quite a lot though.
>>698328862
Glad I did as well. Thanks, if only it were always like that.
>it can be fun sometimes!
>Sometimes
Keyword, but that describes all of OW heh.
>>698329021
Sleep tight Smugs.
>>698329833
True, very true. Did you sync all those files over to your phone? Perfect timing.
>>698330181
Y-You're not convincing anyone!
>quit it!
>>698329907
Ah I wanna do that now
>>698330264
>The kind you dont drink to get drunk
WHAT KIND OF GIRLY ASS DRINK YOU DRINKING BOY
not a queer my ass
>>698330381
Helped my grandma, ate mcdonalds, slept through the afternoon annnd played black ops 3/overwatch
You???
>>698329249
Really? I'm about like 40 min outside of LA
>>698329833
so basically me? :3
>>698330404
If only... and no it doesn't describe all of overwatch. for a support main OW is never fun. lucio ball CAN be.
>>698330264
I agree. There are far better spiced whiskeys. And as for deinking to enjoy, I agree. If you want to get trashed, just get the cheapest shit you can and mix with coke. If you want to enjoy, spend a little extra on an enjoyable bottle and relax.
>>698330570
The kind that you enjoy. Sometimes getting drunk is not enjoyable and you dont want to feel it.
>>698330430
I'm sure I'm not. That's totally why I have this picture clearly proving you are coming around to my charm ~
>>698330404
Oh god the heat always makes me sleepy and when you live in so cal youre always tired from the sun, I always wanna nap right before I have to go to work
>>698330570
Better had those mcnuggets boi, nice I wish I could have played with you, I had to go to work and deal with stupid people haha
>>698330721
Uh me too kek I am in Ontario
Iowa claimed
>>698327033
>Makoto
That was pretty good man. Anything else up lol
>THE SLAVS HAVE NOT INVENTED ANYTHING GOOD
>>698329485
That's adorable so far.
Anonon still here?
>>698330404
Better believe I did!
>Check out a taste of the new art
>>698330721
Pretty much. But the people I'd do it for I know wouldn't blow it up in my face.
>>698330867
Nope, not really. Just seems to be another night.
>WHAT ABOUT SLAVCORE?!
>>698330801
I dont know what kind of queer ass bitch drink y'all niggas drinking, the ones i like gets me nice and fucked up
>Sometimes getting drunk is not enjoyable and you dont want to feel it.
Then dont fucking drink, cmon guys its not that hard
>>698330830
I'm so sorry sweetheart D: ONE DAY we'll be together and have our awesomea nd sexy time! Promise!
Til then tell those fuckers to piss off
Fukn claimed
>>698330823
Your charm isn't working, you hear me?! It's not working!
>>698331302
Then why did I find this drawing in your room~
>>698330570
Some high dollar whiskey
I dont remember the name
Anyway jager is better than fireball
And jager is shit
>>698330801
Only problem with that is it cost too much for an every night thing
>>698330830
I used to go to Ontario Christian for my elementary until I moved! that's so cool!
>>698331158
Of course not.. that's kinda messed up.. although it's something i'd see you doing to me
>>698331443
That's not mine!
>I suck at drawing anyway...
>>698331212
Oh really? You have gotten me all excited now~ Yes my captain!
>>698331451
Whaaaaat thats fucking funny dude, well maybe one day I could meet you that would be dope
>>698331449
Dont even know the name, see you just making up bullshit, fuck outta here son and fuck yo arin jager shit too
>>698331765
Good things come to those who wait my darling~
>>698331158
Nothing? Who knows maybe somethin will happen to liven it up. Need a friend over there to liven it up?
>THIS SOUNDS LIKE A DIRTY COMMIE TRICK
>>698331627
I'm sure it's not yours. Except it totally is. Just admit it. My charms are revealing your true feelings~
wew
>>698331923
I... have no feelings for you...
>go away
>>698330721
Dealing with crappy teammates and other non competent players, I could see why. Been playing a good Zenyatta lately, trying to correct my mistakes.
That sounds about right, could give it another shot.
>>698330830
Yeah you all get the front of it down there. When I visited Santa Monica, wasn't that bad actually. Heh, I'd say go for it, just set an alarm.
>>698331158
Noice m8. Reminds me of one of the Muse outfits.
>>698332278
No feelings except an all consuming love for me that is ~
>>698331781
I didnt buy it
I was at a friends house and drank some of it
Ima get the name that way i can know what i cant afford to buy
>it was damn smooth
Claiming best girlie!
>>698332452
Yo ass is smore more like it
>>698331890
Yes my love and I can wait however long you need~
>>698332278
The more you fight it the more she wants you!
>>698332384
And when I mean before work I mean like 20 minutes before work not a few hours I am weird with my sleep Maki
>>698331212
Theres a happy medium I find. Not off your face so you cant stand up, but mellowed out and chill. I tend to drink until that stage then maintain.
I was talking more about people who have had bad experiences with alcohol when they went out. Myself included.
>arrested and nearly died on the same night
Also fuck spending that much on alcohol as a weekly expense. If you drink at your rate it will become a purchase you MUST have and cant live without. 2 friends are self confessed alcoholics.
>>698331449
I only get those if I have money to spare. Otherwise I get a nice blended and drink that bottle over a month. No hurry to finish it, no need to waste that money over 2 nights when you can spread it out.
>>698332445
>\\\<
>shoo
>>698331451
Hmmm? Doing what, something extra nice?
>Or blowing up in your face? :^)
>>698331908
Damn straight I do! Legit, I need more irl friends in general. 3 just ain't cutting it anymore.
>1 can never get out of the house
>1 is in nip land for another week
>1 is moving to San Fran
>AHHH NUUU
>>698332384
I'm pretty happy with them.
>>698332655
>pic
>>698332666
You see baby. Even Satan can see how much you are denying your true feelings for me~
>>698331765
Yeah that'd be great Love!
>>698332384
that's my entire life in that game tbh. it sucks,
>>698332741
blowing up in my face =~=
>>698332583
Good girl~
>7th shot and already feelin it
>Goddamn Im light
>>698332655
>>698332655
Thats why you drink at home nigga or have a volenteer cuck to take yo ass home or control you
I dont see a poit in going to places to drink like nigga they sell the same shit but control how much you drink like fuck you I can drink how ever many I want
>>698332983
>
>tfw Tachanka, our lord and savior notices you
Ye
>>698333295
That something could be me~
>>698332578
Your being a rood dood
>>698332655
I dont like spending over $20 a bottle
I should buy a fancy bottle for myself but i know one night ill get into it and drink it all in one go tho
>>698333170
Hell yeah it would if you are ever in the area hit me up and we can chill
>>698333192
Well you can handle more than I can Yuno kek I can barely handle 4 which makes me afraid to go any further~
I guess i should go to bed now seeing as I have to wake up early, goodnight all! Love you yuno <3
Best Girl Claim
>>698333455
Jesus you'e light
GOOD NIGHT YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD, well bang okay?
>>698333192
I went out for a celebration with work friends. We had a designated. When you get caught up in a fight, arrested, and none of it had anything to do with you because the other party was drunk, shit goes by so fast. I didnt pay shit. I really only drink at home or with friends for the past 5 years anyway.
And thats the mentality that means my grandfather is a gibbering mess, my uncle has ruined his life and my cousins in jail. And that just shits me right off.
Fix your shit before it happens to you. And it will fucking happen.
>>698332741
You only got 3? I'm sure you've got more. Hanging out with you would be cool but uh the lack of a license and something like an hour drive is in the way of that
>literally force them to get over to you
>CYKAAAA
>>698334042
Anyway sweetie. I'm afraid you are going to have to just think about your true love for me as I'm too tired to stay up~
>>698333302
Dd roll
Saber claim
>>698334169
>CYKAAAA
Are we red now?
>>698333170
Ehehehe, I saw the chance and took it. :^)
>In actuality, I'm one of those people that would need to be egged on for YEARS to blow up at someone. I mean, it took me all of 21 years to tell my aunt to go fuck herself once!
>And I've never blown up at someone as of yet other than that, because I generally look at the reasoning something happened. If I see the reason was good willed, I don't get mad at all.
>>698334169
I don't. I'm very very picky with my friends. And ayyyy, one day yo. One day.
>They are all heavier than I am! I can't force nothin!
>CHEEKI BREEKI
>>698334302
G-Goodnight...
>>698332583
>>698333455
That's cutting it close kek. Sleep well cutie.
>>698332741
With a bunch of quality artwork, who wouldn't.
>>698333170
Well that's why the supports shine as the backbone of the team. Is that ever enough to save the game? Who knows.
Done with the ohayou...
Doing Nui later
>Koume
>>698334441
I know it's hard to be separated from me given how charming I am but you'll find a way. Good night lovely~
>>698333455
Yeah for sure :) I'll just tell ya Tiff sent for ya, we could go eat or something.
>>698334420
Oh well if what you're saying is true then I don't have much to worry about, which is good :)
>>698334445
I hate being the backbone.. also wow you were close on those quads.
>>698334635
HOLY SHIT WRONG IMAGE I MEANT THIS ONE
>>698334163
I dont even drink that often
Great talking to you all and catching up. Goodnight
>>698334350
Ain't a filthy red. Just memeing the menace
>>698334420
Really? Do they have to follow a very specific guideline to be your friend lol. and soon I'll be able to meet the bantz man himself
>>698334934
sleepy DD roll
Bored.
>>698334960
Are you sure ceiling fan?~
>If I ever go to CA on my own I'll hit you and Makoto up
>Also looking over the Navy requirements and it seems I should be fine there so I'm pretty much set on what I'm going to do
>>698335073
LEWD
>>698334514
Looks good!
>And so do you~
>>698334737
Pretty much. The worst thing you'd have to worry about is me being a bit nervous, since I'm rather socially awkward.
>>698334960
Nah, it's just either I like being around you, or I don't. Most people were either WEED ERRY DAY MANG or FUK U BUSTAH POP A CAP IN YO ASS or were special snowflake types. So I didn't get along with too many people. But the ones I did, I kept pretty close.
>>698335273
>Ayyyyy, don't expect a cutie when you meet me!
>>698334831
Its an unhealthy mindset to begin with. Apply it to one thing, youll soon apply it to everything. I hate when people use 'Muh Freedom' as an excuse. Yes, you are free to do as you want. But ignoring advice that warns against is pure stupidity.
>>698335273
What rate you going for
>moka
>>698335482
Just a bikini, it's not that lewd.
>>698335720
Gah! I do not look good!
>but you are one steaming hottie!
>>698334737
All the team's hopes and dreams are invested into your sick heals. Yep, one off. Time to noose.
>>698336002
Not sure yet since I still need to take the ASVAB to see what I qualify for. I was just looking at requirements in the Navy. Thinking maybe firefighting or flight deck work
>Saber
I have to rest now so ya i guess.
>>698334514
I can't wait!
>
4:30 AM motherfuckers. I'm like, After Party.
>>698335860
Nigga where the fuck did freedom come from lmao
>>698335720
Lol oh please i'm sure you'd be back to mocking me in no time.
>>698336293
Noooo don't noose! not without me..
>>698336258
Thats a lewd bikini
>am i being lewd?
>>698336317
Literally both pact rates
Just tell meps you want to wear brown shoes and work on planes
You also gotta figure out what you before you take the asvab that way you have something to aim for
If you go in aiming to be in the navy their gonna talk you into a shit rate with slow advancement
>>698335273
I'm pretty sure I'm no scum
>Don't expect much if you do
>what are you doing?
>>698335720
Ah I get you. Hope I'm one of the people ya like being around. lmao that is most people down here. tho having a few close friends is nice
>>698336269
Oh yes you! Good enough to "eat"~
>I'm about as hot as ice.
>>698336680
Once I got used to ya, I'm sure I would be. Expect the first meeting to be a tad awkward though. At least the first 20 minutes.
>>698337342
I'm sure I will, you seem like the type of get along with well!
>>698337264
i mean, it's not -not- lewd?
>>698337264
>>698336258
>>698335482
>>698335073
>>698337546
>>698337639
>Can I join it too?
>>698336558
Its my body Ill do what I want. I believe you said that. Anyway, rants over. I feel like a crotchety old man.
here
>>698336680
Of course not, wouldn't be right.
>>698338135
And you assume I do that to everything?
Yourre silly
>>698337639
Arent butts lewd?
Because im getting lewd thoughts
>>698337751
No thats lewd
>>698338135
>crotchety old man
You are 300 years old
>>698338548
Eh. Its the internet. I always assume everyones retarded. Even me.
>>698338913
Well i dont deny Im retarded but I have common sense
>>698337546
That's how it is for everyone anyways no worries :)
>>698338423
Yay! That's better u_u don't scare me like that..
not dead
claimed
I'm back, had an argument.
>>698337751
If you want. We're not doing a whole lot.
>>698338874
I think that's your fault, not mine.
>>698337264
Thank you
Also looking at GM, HM, and MA
What do you do in the Navy? Any recommendations or tips?
>>698337342
See above
>Cute image
>I have no expectations
>>698337751
>
>>698337546
>"eat"
Lewd! Ero! Explicit!
>ice must be pretty hot then
>>698338995
Common sense is a rarity everywhere.
>>698337546
Just make sure not to expect anything too great lol. I do what I can to get along with everyone tho haha
>>698339475
huh sounds good. Still not too set yet?
>I'm both happy and mad with that
>>698339459
Your the one wearing all this lewd clothing
I mean theres butt under those legs
>>698339475
Ma is a designated watch
Hm is teally hard to get because everyone wants that
Gm i dont know too much about
But GMs at rtc say all you do is get a guns ready for other people to shoot
I got sent home in bootcamp
I made it most of the way
My rate was going to be IT
>>698339125
Mmkay, I won't worry about it too much then.
>>698339268
What about?
>>698339620
Oh you have no clue~
>I just thought of something I could do on my job after 6 months of working here~
>Nuh uh!
>>698340189
The only thing I expect is to have fun...preferably without the beach.
Claim
>>698340331
I have no clue about what?
>better not be lewd!
>ice must be hotter than the hottest star!
>>698340284
That sucks what happened at bootcamp?
>>698340189
>Both happy and mad
Well don't worry I don't expect much from anyone so I'm never disappointed. Especially when I haven't met them personally yet.
>Yeah I don't know if I qualify for any of those 3 jobs yet so I'm going to take the test this or next month
>>698340591
hello
>>698340284
>theres butt under those legs
Either you're looking at me upside down, or you're very confused about anatomy right now.
>>698340331
Some really dumb shit. About me talking to a a close friend that my woman doesn't like. I would honestly choose him over her.
>claiming yume
>>698340614
Just never go to REM while your there
Its almost a guaranteed ticket home
>>698340797
Ok now thats just lewd no matter how u look at it
>dont stop
>>698340695
Yo what's up tomoko? Anything good?
>>698340903
>REM
Not familiar with that acronym
>>698340331
Good n_n so whatcha up to?
>>698341005
im at a friends right now. you?
>>698340591
Is that my squid?
>>698340596
Ohhhh, I wonder~
>Hehehe, no one's in this building, and no one can get in unless I let them in~
>The downstairs bathroom is code locked, with 2 doors before actually entering~
>Why whatever could i do down there~?
>Now what if we took 2,000 degree sun, and smacked it into a -2,000 degree ice sun?
>>698340849
>It's either me, or your friend!
Always choose the friend, mang. Always.
>>698341128
Not much, just got some pop tarts, donuts, and milk from the 7-11.
What're you up to?
>>698340331
And fun you'll get buddy. Although I'm not too great at figuring out things to do. What do you gotta against the beach lol
>>698340614
I guess it's a good mindset but always nice for at least a little expectations.
>Best to take the test as soon as possible right?
doot doot
>>698338166
'sup
>>698341542
nothing much you?
>>698341385
I expect freedom :^)
>Majestic boat with beautiful guns
>>698341260
Nice, what are you doing on 4chan while at a friend's house? Is it just that time when everyone does their own thing?
My cousin finally left today so I can start joining earlier again.
>>698341363
I ain't your squid! I ain't anyone's squid!
>Yo
>>698341363
????
>what are you getting at?!
>well it would be a TSUN!
>>698340903
Nope not lewd.
Also, all out of lewd.
>>698341799
>It would be a TSUN
Carlos approves
>>698341745
he went to bed. just sort of sitting around now. could go home but i dont want to walk and cool
>>698341099
I mean
R E U
Its a bunch of Psychiatrists
>>698342058
>not lewd
>out of lewds
Im gonna cum on you
