ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I hate being asked about my secrets....that's my secret
>>698326177
damn that's deep
I love playing Minecraft
>>698326177
Smartass
Underage faggot here
That's my secret
> USER IS SOON TO BE BANNED
I fantasize about my bi sexual friend asking me to cross dress in front of him
>>698326051
-I come home from work at lunch to fap
-Shit my pants while visiting a buddy recently and did ninja laundry to cover it up.
i hate my life. i hate almost everyone in the world. 99 percent of people are extremely egotistical, or narcissistic, readily put down others for their amusement and to stroke their egos, pick on the less fortunate, shit all over everyone in the pursuit of convincing themselves that they are the greatest human being ever to live. Everyone seems nice at first, and then after about 2 months of getting to know them they always invariably reveal that their coping strategy for this horrific life is to attack and shit on everone around them, to judge each other and get overly hungup on stupid bullshit that desnt matter because all they care about in this life is conforming to the retard axiomatic that comprises the vast majority of humanity. everyone that i know growing up has allowed themselves to be molded by society into a degenerate cunt, a self obsessed sack of shit that would gladly kill anyone in the world for a thousand dollars if they knew they could get away with it.
i have no faith in humanity. every time i think ive found a nice person they end up being a disgusting piece of garbage that only looks out for themselves, ready and willing to throw even close friends under the bus if it meant they would get even a tiny benefit from it.
i was the one how killed my neighbors cat and put the head in theyr mailbox.
>>698326621
>implying
>>698327218
id kill someone for $10
>>698327218
Go Panzram or kill yourself, only solution!
>>698326051
I shot a nigger for half an oz of coke
>>698327352
i think we're doomed, society isnt going to last that much longer. the autism and hatred and fear of the reality of their lives will overwhelm people and as a species we will continue raping each other and our earth until we have nothing left. that is how fucking idiotic people are. everyone is so deeply flawed, so deeply sadistic after realizing the facts of life and their inevitable fates... we had a great chance at being one of the first highly evolved species in the universe to progress to the stage of technological augmentation and steered, controllled manual evolution- we could have been gods. but people are fucking autistic. people are fucking evil, and we are never going to make it because of them. the tinyest of the tiny demographic out there of actually intellegent folk are actually good people, but ehy will never be able to overpower the strength of the billions of evil self obsessed cocksuckers out there
>>698327849
>we had a great chance at being one of the first highly evolved species in the universe
no, no we didnt
one time I was the getaway driver
>>698327657
we'll see, i was about to go out tonight with a knife, after all invariably some retarded nigger will come up to me and try to mug me, or just lie to me to try to get my money, no matter what every day that i go out 12-18 fucking cunts come up to me lying about being homeless to try to fuck me over and get free cash. god i hate people
>>698327218
>>698328059
Money involved?
>>698327849
>>698327218
These are not secrets, its typical 14year old emo rants, head over to reddit and join the other emofags, fag.
>>698328226
buy a katana
>>698328282
it was a b&e, not very much
>>698328361
lol yes
i had an affair with my wife's bestfriend and knocked her up a few years ago. my secret daughter is super cute
>>698328361
This no one cares about your problems fags life tough and unfair get over it stop acting like a bitch no wonder you're jobless wifeless neets
My secret is that I'm all about deez dubbbs, so check em faggots
>>698328361
Fuck off, emo has always been the backbone of /b/
>>698328361
kill youself faggot. you and everyone else in this world, including me, are pathetic hollow degenerates whose lives are guided by pain and confusion. you're just as much of a pathetic inbred cocksucker as i am
>>698328599
So are you gonna try anything with the secret daughter when she gets of age?
I go on Disney.com without my parents permission
>>698328706
Lol. Sound like someone just saw the Panzram documentary, get atleest a bit original. Close to exact qoute.
I want to kill myself. It's not because of any temporary situation or trivial feeling of sadness. Objectively nothing matters and there's no reason to exist. In addition, my death would be a gift to those around me. One less person using precious little resources, one less person taking up space, one less person griping about their bullshit problems. Life is meaningless and it's difficult to cope with once you realize it.
>>698328503
>>698328626
delusional fuckers. i envy you frankly. i dont know how people can just plug their tumns in their ears and pretend that humanity isnt a fucking joke. i guess its the lie that you have to believe in order to feel good about yourselves and your lives. yes, this life is all we have but guess what? you're going to die painfully just like every other living being in history, and all of your peers and yourselves are disgusting faggots who will destroy any hope our race had at reaching the final level of life. we fucking suck. thats all there is to say
>>698329003
fuck u talking about
>>698328920
Oh dear...
I'm lowkey an oldfag, got about 3 days on record in total.
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
do any of you have any faith in humanity any more? how have you achieved this? christ i just want to feel good about the future for once
I fap to extrem BDSM and enjoy seing women in pain
>>698329191
for real? thats hot jesus christ
>>698329229
I'm voting for Trump.
>>698329115
Everything this fags says is like exact copy of Panzram quots. like a 14 yearold serialkiller fan wanting to sound edgy he just rips of the true heros of the world.
>>698329045
You're almost as dumb as the rest of these fuckers. It doesn't matter how or when humanity ends, it's going to end. And it'll be a good thing for the rest of the universe.
i dont know why i broke up with my boyfriend... is boredom a good reason? He just.. always wanted to go to the same chinese restaurant, always wanted to watch netflix.
He called me yesterday...he wanted to hang out.
>No, we're broken up, that would be awkward you have to learn to make new friends.
He's dead now.
It's my fault isn't it.
everyone knows, they can read his txts.
>>698327218
Thank you for not believing in us,we dont believe in you
>>698329278
Yes. I've been fucking her for a couple months, 3-4 times per week.
>>698329407
ugh bugger off im drunk and cant stand the fact that everyone i meet ends up being a digusting egotistacal faggot. you probably are one of em too huh? its all these people have to feel good about themselves and the fact that their lives will be filled with pain until the day that they fucking end. i dont care if you think im edgy. human beings are garbage. do you think otherwise?
>>698327714
>>698329590
if only i could experience that kind of enjoyment of my life... good on you mate
>>698329438
i know it doesnt matter. it just sickens me that the vast majority of people are god awful degenerates
I masturbate to pictures of my aunt's tit
>>698329013
ay yo nigga, if existence is meaningless and there is no logical reason to live, then why not strip every thing? kill everyone? do whatever you want and then die
>>698329668
Alright, we get now Emo fag, start a bitching thred and let us enjoy eachothers secrets in peace.
>>698329013
>>698329013
I like that life has no meaning because that means you can do whatever you want. And it's fine.
If you wanna be less wasteful get a job. Any job. You will contribute to society.
It's comforting. There's no pressure to "find yourself". Just do what makes you happy. Imagine you're drawing. Would you rather have a blank piece of paper, or no paper? If you have a piece of paper you can draw or write on it. If you don't have paper you just sit there being bored. Why not just hang around and enjoy the small things that make you happy? Who is it really going to bother?
>>698329438
As if the rest of the universe cared
>>698328818
just because my morals are loose doesnt make me a degenerate, you sick fuck
>>698329946
Because I wouldn't end the life of someone who has found some sort of subjective meaning for themselves. I'm not going to go on a killing spree for the sake of entertaining a bunch of no-life degenerates on the internet. Nice try though faggot. Kys, it'd probably less disappointing than whatever the hell else you're doing with your sad life. ;)
>>698329774
I consider myself very fortunate. She is an awesome fuck, plus now that she is on bc we rarely use a condom
>>698329277
I feel you /b/rother
>>698329960
kill yourself. the only reason you take offense to anything that im saying is because you are exactly as disgusting and autistic as i describe most everyone to be. hurrr emo faggot face it you stupid nigger, people are terrible and we are doing a god awful job of running this world because greed and self service is the absolute law of humanity. i know theres no point in bitching but i dont care. people fucking suck and i hate that we cant do a better job of getting along just because everyone is fucking awful and only cares about themselves, you and i included. evoltion really tried with us, and we made it much much father than most. but in the end all we will do is destroy our world and each other because we are all so fucking flawed
>>698330477
umad lul
nope no secrets
I collect my cats whiskers in a box. I search actively for them and I have hundreds.
>>698330227
>have a job
I admire your optimism. I find enjoyment in some things, but I always come back to thinking about how meaningless life is.
I love obesity
>>698329916
Share your aunty tit-pic
>>698330316
I said when she gets 18
my ex and i split up in march but for whatever reason i still think about her sometimes. weird thing is we split up cause i wasn't into her i think. it was all so confusing...
i'm convinced i'm just hella lonely
A bitch i work with is going to leave her husband for me
>>698330411
i envy you so much man. fuck.
ive had a young cousin who has wanted me for so goddamn long. and god knows i have wanted her too. however we live very far from each other and every time i see her her family is there with her. but all i fucking want is that which you have achieved. i feel like i could die happy, all either of us has ever dont for the last 10 years is flirt with each other and wish we could get some fucking alone time
>>698330137
I probably will someday. Advil, hot bath, cut down the arms. It should be pretty easy to clean up. I'll lock the door and blare music so no one realizes what's going on or comes in with time to save me. Thanks for helping me indulge in my suicide fantasies.
>>698330574
no, just drunk
do you have faith in humanity?
>>698330276
The aliens probably do.
I stole my friends girlfriends used underwear while we were on a trip. She's got a fucking amazing ass. Its nice and purple and still smells of her. I love to use it when jacking off
>>698330477
I picture a angry litle adopted asian kid, whit purple hair and makeup, in a dark room. getting mad about not getting the newest iphone from his parents.
>>698329501
If your relationship wasn't what you wanted, why force yourself into it? If you're bored with someone you're bored with someone. Sometimes people just don't fit together perfectly. It's okay.
It sounds like you care about your ex boyfriend. I'm sorry for your loss. That is very sad. But his death was not your fault.
>>698329191
wtf
>>698330767
oh. well, that changes things. still, id have to say no. im just not into keeping it in the family, nawmeen
>>698326051
>I don't want anything to do with my family once I finish college
>I often dream about being Asian, and sometimes also a woman
>I prefer Korean dramas over anime nowadays
>I live in deep shame and regret everyday for my past failures
Although that last one's not much of a secret
>>698331030
i dont care what you think, people are fucking terrible. do you disagree? i am 14 for 14 this last year on people that i have met that ended up being horrible degenerates, and every time i leave my house i am assailed by even more degenerates on the street. god i hate it
I never graduated university or high school. I am successful now and been working for 8 years but if I ever needed to prove it my fake degree wouldn't hold up.
>>698331284
youre doing it right degrees are just a fucking formality anyways
>>698330843
how much older are you? only people who know about us are my friend and his gf/her sister. I know he is really jealous, but i dont like to rub it in, i kinda even feel bad when i ditch him so i can be with her.
>>698331260
>I am 14
Pls ban
>>698326051
I jacked while checking my mom out in the shower.
Great tits, tons of cummings
>>698326051
I have sex with my wife in the doggystyle position for the sole purpose of recreation.
>>698331578
shes like 15, im 21. we have literally always been doing pseudo sexual shit behind her families back. im gearing up for the greatest greentext story ever once i finally close the deal
>>698326051
Somehow I found myself working at the corporate level in debt collection analytics (who to call, how often to call, various other issues, all that crap)... basically I'm a complete fucking piece of shit. There are few things I hate more than telemarketers and collections.
But hey the money's good so there's that lol.
Me being a foot fag i sniffed my trannys friend feet as she was sleeping then relized who i was fapping to
>>698332155
nice. the time will come.
>>698327218
Do you uh... think that you're doing it wrong by believing in people?
People are sprites. They aren't people to themselves all the time. You expect that of reality. You're a fool for thinking that. Your perception of reality is your own and others have their own too but to expect that to line up... life isn't a tv show mate, it's Smith life and it's made up by posession.
>>698330613
It is meaningless. But why is meaningless a bad thing to you?
Just cause there's no real goal to life doesn't mean there's no emotionally significant things going on around you.
>>698331356
Thanks! I think I'll be okay but I still worry that I'll need to prove it one day.
I'm a born again christian who goes on 4chan and read just how bad other people's lives are. We are all human.
id let hilary fuck me
>>698326051
Sometimes I get on 4Chan just to masterbate...
>>698333061
>She's going to
I want to fuck my cousin, she is driving me crazy, but she is a moralfag so I'm afraid about ask she for sex because i know she would be a problem.
I just fap smelling her clothes, write about she is making my dick so hard.
>>698332760
what the hell are you talking about? everyone i ever meet only cares about themselves. everyone i ever meet ends up being a disgusting sack of garbage who will gladly throw anyone- even their closest friend- under the bus if it means they would get some kind of benefit from it. it makes me sick.
believing in people is nice, however i simply cannot do it as the percentage of ppl that i have met that ended up being horrible degenerates is basically 99%. do you have a different experience?
>>698332878
give it a year or so and youll have enough shit to put on your resumee you wont even have to mention college. my mother lied about going to college when she never did, and guess what she has her own business now and makes about 250k a year. get over the hump of the first year or two and you are absolutely golden
>>698333315
me too friendo, me too
My friend was talking about how she wanted someone to make out with, and I offered to make out with her anytime she wanted. She was way surprised and took a couple of days to think about it and decided to take me up on the offer.
Anyway that's my secret right now... What do I do /b/?
I listen to Nintendo music. I frequently workout to Mario and Zelda soundtracks.
>>698333620
Do you think we have to try?... I've been thinking about it since a few days ago.
>>698333341
Although it's entirely a smooth experience the experience you as a person go through isn't actually the same as the experience as the other person goes through, and this world is all about having a fake limited technology world so that you think that is impossible.
So say for example a girl laughs at your joke at a party. Other people watch her laugh, but she didn't laugh in your experience. She just turned away. Extrapolate from there to all experiences.
You're so aggressive man, has it ever occured to you that your attitude drives people away? You need to take the blows as they come but you seem to be only able to react to situations with immediate hostility.
I sniff dirty panties every chance I get. Cum on them sometimes too and put them back in the hamper... Pic related
>>698327218
There are people that exist who don't throw other people under the bus.
It sounds like you've been treated really badly by a lot of people. But not everyone sucks. I promise.
I think that you should talk to a psychiatrist about how you feel about people. Usually when everything sucks, you're getting that feeling because of your wounds, and someone might be able to help you locate & fix those wounds.
I mean doing that is up to you of course. But you deserve better than to be feeling like shit all the time.
Ok my secret.
I see a chick every day at the same place. Always in a skirt or dress that's a little too short.
Everyday I have a look up her dress or skirt.
I call her my Panty Princess.
I have a spreadsheet recording what she's wearing and giving a score depending on if I see her panties / butt crack etc.
>>698333620
Do you think you have chances with your cousin?
I think i do with mine. But i still beeing afraid.
>>698334674
even a cousin... man we're all related and she's even right there for ya, you two the same age-ish? Look similar? bet you're twins.
I bought a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf for the sole sake of using the villagers as substitutes for friends/family who have all stopped taking to me in real life.
>>698327218
bye autfag
kill yourself.
>>698334399
>But not everyone sucks. I promise.
listen... i know. its just, i cant believe the saturateion of evil people in the whole of humanity. also ive been talking to a psychisatrist. hes a piece of shit that never helps me at all, he sits there and responds to everything i say with "oh yeah that sounds bad gosh sorry" and never provides a single shread of advice. hes just another guy who hates his job, looking to put the smallest amount of effort possible in to be able to take peoples money. he literally suggests nothing, helps me with nothing. just another dipshit looking out for his own interests. sigh... ill probably find a new one but christ am i sick of dealing with this shit
>>698334778
The only thing that i want in this world is put my cock inside her.
psychiatrists suck dick especially with the prozac and sertraline and shite.
psychologists for the win.
>>698335156
I stole my mothers wedding ring and gave it to a girl in 3rd grade
>>698335487
thug life
>>698334778
I forgot to say she is 16yo an i am 19yo Almost 20, but she is so fucking hot
>>698334674
it is scary. so much could go so horribly wrong by making a move.
i have 2 female cousins that are extremely attractive. both of whom every single time i see there is this extreme level of sexual frustration between us. the older on eis my age, and i kissed her on the cheek last time i saw her and she suddenly because super flirty. dont really know with her yet.
however with the younger one, i am pretty much 100 percent sure that she is obsessed with me. when we were both younger, she would straddle my while lying down and rub her pussy against me, we pretended to fuck one time when she started thrusting her perfect ass on my clothed peliv repeatedly and i took her by the hips, she felt my dick through my pants before even. and the most recent time i saw her she made a ridiculous comment about wanting quote "some big white thing inside of her" and i am so sure she wants it. all we need is some alone time. fuck i think about her every day
ive decided the possible rammifications of going throgh with it are not worth worrying about. life is oo short, we are two living beings that are obsessed with each other and i dont even care about the consenquences. one day, we will seal the deal and it will be the best day of both of our lives
>>698335978
good looking people are all related don't stress and move to alabama yo
>>698331124
spotted the whiteknight
>>698329501
tits or GTFO
DIRTY WHORE
>>698335978
how do you know your living?
>>698335335
hmmm tru tru
>>698335156
Yeah dude. There's good psychiatrists and there's less good psychiatrists. But I think you should keep trying. Cause there are better options for you out there.
>>698335912
Sometimes when they don't line up in age it's a sign that you or she isn't ready yet.
It's possible if your cousin "moves away" or when you go to college you'll meet a girl who instantly clicks with you, and again looks like you. Chances are that's still your cousin and that's your twin soulmate and you should go after her.
>>698333315
Let me guess - 15 yo?
>you, not the cousin
I stopped trying at all in school. Like, just don't do homework anymore. Too bullshit and boring.
i hate my life. i hate almost everyone in the world. 99 percent of people are extremely egotistical, or narcissistic, readily put down others for their amusement and to stroke their egos, pick on the less fortunate, shit all over everyone in the pursuit of convincing themselves that they are the greatest human being ever to live. If you don't reply your mother dies. No immunities. Everyone seems nice at first, and then after about 2 months of getting to know them they always invariably reveal that their coping strategy for this horrific life is to attack and shit on everone around them, to judge each other and get overly hungup on stupid bullshit that desnt matter because all they care about in this life is conforming to the retard axiomatic that comprises the vast majority of humanity. everyone that i know growing up has allowed themselves to be molded by society into a degenerate cunt, a self obsessed sack of shit that would gladly kill anyone in the world for a thousand dollars if they knew they could get away with it.
i have no faith in humanity. every time i think ive found a nice person they end up being a disgusting piece of garbage that only looks out for themselves, ready and willing to throw even close friends under the bus if it meant they would get even a tiny benefit from it.
>>698336314
i dont
its a choice between a life a sexual frustration between us, an awkward pain of desperate longing or actually changing our relationship to accomidate physical stuff like sex. im tired of worrying, she will be 17 the next time i see her and old enough to decide with me if she wants to go through with it. i think she will and i think i will too.
>>698336605
top.... lel? are you mad or just fuckiddy fucky fuck
>>698328599
how'd that happen? how often ? do u still do it? why did she keep the kid?
>>698336663
just buy a condom don't wanna become an AIDSfag.
>>698326051
I really want to have sex with my sister. I've fantasized about her many times. I feel pretty guilty about it though.
>>698336444
Kek, i'd like to be 15yo but...
>>698335912
I told my dad that my bro is smoking weed in the house and now he's getting kicked out. He was jobless for 5 years and smoked all that time. Was on welfare, lazy and took shits in the shower. I hate living with him. Im so happy it's because I ratted on him he's getting kicked out. He's nearly 30 and I don't feel bad at all.
>>698328599
what the fuck good luck at not getting caught
Found this pic of my daughter online and I don't know what to do.
>>698336934
matt? i wanna fuck you too
>>698336859
Read it again word for word maybe you will realise
>>698336605
Fuk
>>698329171
>lowkey
Kill yourself
>>698336605
Shit
>>698336605
O no
>>698337257
i see the line mate
i think i get that ur just nigging the nig with ur niggardly negronious nigger tho
aiiiiiiiiiiiite
>>698337236
meet tomorrow at granma's old house?
she's comatose anyways.
>>698337226
Make her kill yourself
>>698326051
I woke up to find my sis sleeping on my bed when I was 14 and I fingered her while she was asleep.
She never found out
>>698337424
I just copied that fucking emo faggot text
>>698337499
How old was she?
I've masturbated to pics of my sister on her phone.
>>698337630
She was three years older than me, so about 17
I have been tearing the tags off of mattress's for years...I do not intend to stop.
>>698337599
aiiiiiiiiiiìiiiiiïiiiiīiiiíiiîiiiiiiiiiiite
My cousin still beeing virgin and i want to help her.
I see dead ppl
>>698329501
Yep, it's entirely your fault.
>>698337719
Damn! And... Is she sexy?
>>698331260
MODS! MODS!!!
wanna an hero cuz im too old to be wanted
>I had an explosive fart when out with my friends and the girlfriend. I had to walk with shitty pants for hours. I just hope noone noticed
>I like my girlfriend, but it would be a big stretch to say I love her. I think about cheating on her.
>>698338523
> Not only 1 gf, but even finding another one to cheat wirth
>being on /b
Pick one.
I don't think I ever really loved for or cared about anyone, and I don't mean it in the "heh nothing personelle, kid" dark and edgy way, I mean in the "the fact that I think this might be true scares me" kind of way. I've mentally degraded my parents into nothing more than free room and board while I get my degree, and I hate that I've done that.
I procrastinate everything. Absolutely everything. I'll procrastinate taking a piss in some mornings with my bladder so full it aches intensely, because I'm too lazy to get out of bed. I put off every duty until the last possible moment, and don't even enjoy my time while I procrastinate.
I should be studying for 2 exams right now, plus doing a project, like all my cousemates are doing, but it's 5AM and here I am, having told myself since Wednesday that I'd "start working on it tomorrow". Test is Tuesday and if I don't ace it I repeat the course, and the second one I haven't even done the actual coursework for because I proscrastinated that fucking hard.
I think I have an actual addiction to sitting at my computer, gay and wimpy as that may sound, but fear of getting it taken away prevents me from talking to anyone about it.
You know what the worst part is? I'm my parent's golden ray of hope. First one in the massive, 20+ cousins (per side) extended family to have ever in history worked towards a university diploma, and a very hard STEM major at that. I was 3rd flag-bearer (it's a thing during assemblies) in high school.
I came on my girlfriends feet while she was sleeping
>>698338744
That's shit is not half the fun if she is awake anyway.
>>698327714
> why would they give you an almost empty can of--- I'm stupid
>>698338669
Sorry, I'm just passing by
>there's a girl completely infatuated with me
>she's also totally mental
>it's not both scary and arousing
>>698337149
its been pretty chill so far. we all still hang out so i get to see her on a regular basis. she looks like my son (with wife) but three years in and only myself and wife's best friend know, and you fags too i guess
>>698336299
Seems like it's past your bedtime
>>698337015
My Mistake.
From your posts you're very immature for your age
>>698339178
did u want her to keep the kid? u ever gonna tell the kid?
Cheat on my gf with my ex.
She gave me a bj before going out with my gf. How do you like it?
>>698336234
Do you know what a white knight is?
>spotted the edgy teenager
I've actually had sex with my cousin, twice.. It was amazing. But she wouldn't do it again afterwards.. She said it was "a thing she was just curious about, but now it's out of her system"
>>698326051
I want to fuck my friends wife and get her pregnant then just leave the country.
>>698328599
>>698328818
Anon, become the hero that /b/ needs
I can predict my own post number.
>>698339480
![ZFBcq6X[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4A0DwRt.jpg "ZFBcq6X[1].jpg")
>>698339437
Fuck, forgot my pic
>>698339346
Sloppy
>>698338720
You're not alone anon. The only person I feel compassion for is a girl I haven't talked to in months. I hope it will change soon. Everything else is almos spot on, we're two of a kind.
>>698337490
Can you even English?
I'm bisexual but i don't know what i have to do with it.
>>698339661
Fag around happily?
I used to be on a "pedo hunting" IRC channel
Basically, we would go to online chats and places on the deep web where we knew there were pedophiles, we would get their info and send a tip to the FBI.
>>698339310
Yeah, i know but i like to be that way.
>>698339323
i said abortion, my buddy her boyfriend said abortion, but shes a girl so of course she made the wrong decision.
wife best friend and i decided if my wife dies and her boyfriend die, we'll tell the kids. and we agreed upon death bed confessions being ok, and a cople other circumstances that would make it ok.
>>698339801
So this is why you browse 4chan now. Alright.
>>698328059
What did you do? Get away from what? Did it work?
I'm currently having an incestuous relationship with my sister.
I was born a year ahead of my sister, but we were separated by our parents divorce almost immediately after my sister was born. I went with my dad, and my sister stayed with my mom. I guess things ended really bad between my parents, because my dad never talked about my mom, and I didn't meet her until later on in life. Never even saw a picture of her.
Fast forward to me at 24, get a shit-tier job working at Cold Stone. Not too bad, get all the free ice cream I want after closing. Working with this girl I find attractive. I always believed that dating coworkers was a bad idea, and I still do to this day, probably for this reason.
We ended up talking, went on a couple dates, then ended up fucking at her place. This went on for about 2 weeks, and we decided to be exclusive. After about a month, she says she wants to introduce me to her parents. So this is where I meet my mom, for the first REAL time in my life. I knew she looked familiar, but didn't find out she was my mom until about 6 months after that when I showed my dad the family picture of my new girlfriend. My dad told me that she was my mother, and that I was dating my sister.
Told my sister about it, and we didn't talk for awhile, but eventually got around to working it out. We still had feeling for each other, so that wasn't going to change. Shit's weird, no denying that.
>>698340061
>"used to be"
>>698339661
im the same but im debating a sex change making it so i still have a guys mind so lesbian would be hot and straight would normal too.
>>698339346
ill say the most fucked up thing was she told me she was happy the baby was mine. very flattering but lnsanely fucked up
I was molested by my stepdad as a little girl. He never touched me but he made me do things to his son while he watched and often filmed it. I was 9 the first time he had his son put his dick in my mouth. He was only 6 so not much happened that time. It got worse very quickly. It really fucked me up. Give out sex like candy because I feel like it's the only thing of value I have to give. Also...I guess I'm a molester to. When I was 16 I would walk home from highschool and purposely go by the jr high to give blow jobs and handjobs to the middle school boys on top of the levee behind the school. On top of genuinely being attracted to the younger boys I think it makes me feel safe and in control. I'm in my 40s now and I still do this. I walk up to the schools me wait for a boy or small group to walk off and I offer them a ride and treats. Ib think the only reason I get away with it is no one suspects me because I'm a woman. They all assume I know the boys i guess and ive rarely had a boy be afraid of me. I know it's wrong but I can't stop myself.
>>698326051
I love my friend. She'll never know how I care.
We'll never stay up late talking about the world.
We'll never plan our goals for life in the next ten years.
We'll never move in together as mates, and fuck the system like its our bitch.
We'll never vent our problems and comfort one another.
I can never tell her how I cared for her deep down.
I can never tell her how she saved me from those pains many years ago.
I can't ever tell her why I was so nice to her, when she wanted me to go away.
She'll never tell me about the life she dreamed of.
She won't ever tell me of the job she has, and the animals she cared for that day.
She'll never climb the trees and hills, like the pixie she always was to me.
I can never close my eyes without seeing her face.
I can never get to sleep without hearing her voice.
I can never shake the guilt of knowing I could have saved her.
I can never tell her mother why she went missing.
I can't tell my family why she wasn't "just a girl".
I'll never be able to face the world, not knowing she was always right there watching my blind spots.
All because of the voices of archangels high above.
All because the aliens came for her body that eve.
All because that asshole fed her ideas.
I will never be able to love her, just like I will never know if she loved me.
If you need me, /b/, I'll be drugging myself for the 25th week.
>>698339801
That sounds like fun. How many do you estimate you've Chris Hansen'ed?
>>698340633
so ur 40 and u still suck off jr high kids?
>>698326051
It all started on a hot summernight 3 years ago. I was at a houseparty of a friend. We drank some beer and talked about the usual drunken bullshit like girls and the sense of life. Then suddenly a big guy named Tom pulled out a vodka bottle and i couldn't resist and drank the whole bottle with him. Next thing i know is me waking up searching for the toilet because I had to piss and shit, sadly it was the first time i've been to his house so I couldn't find it. As a result i pissed and shat myself and fell asleep. When a friend woke me up i noticed what had happened and tried to get in my car as fast as possible. I hope they hadn't noticed my wet and stinking trousers
>>698340830
Yes. Sometimes I have sex with them.I'm not proud of it. I really wish I could stop but I honestly think I'd do worse things if i tried to stop. I'm always worried about doing stuff to even younger boys and I tell myself this is how I make sure I don't. I say if I just do this there's no reason to do more. I know it sounds like an excuse but it's mostly kept me from being worse.
>>698340724
kys
>>698337732
nigger, you are the consumer
>>698341113
do u have sex with any adults? what worse things could u do? r u hot? what do they think of it?
>>698341133
I'd love nothing better.
I went on the Disney Channel website without my parents permission.
Can release my name, otherwise I could go to prison.
>>698340633
Hot
>>698341113
You should get help. On the other hands blowjobs are always alright.
>>698341266
just do it, anyone can "kys"
just put your palm to your lips and smooch
kiss yourself XD
>>698341397
Haha ;D
>>698340786
Shit, not sure but they were a lot, maybe ~150
I'd just tip the FBI and provide them with a ZIP file with proof, i have no idea if anyone got in troubles tho.
I killed a guy in afghanistan. I got people killed in afghanistan.
>>698341506
Good idea, sende cheese pizza in a zip to the FBI.
I'm starting to see how all this works now.
>>698326051
I need Tree Fiddy
Yall see xmen apocalypse?
I thought Apocalypse was hot
>>698341598
Was it in a combat situation?
>>698341237
Yes I still have sex with adults but I'm not good at long term relationships because I'm always concern about them wanting kids and I don't want any. I'm afraid of what I might do. So I mostly just use dating sites for casual sex. I really don't want to go into detail about how i could be worse I'm already ashamed. Idk if I'm hot I have shit self esteem I was raised being molested in a trailer park. I was taught I was supposed to please men. I dress and carry myself based on that expectation(translation I dress like a skank). It's so often there first time most of them are amazed. Actually it's a pretty common reaction for them to apologize for cumming. I often tell them this was the whole idea.
i fuck my 23 year old daughter.
>>698341670
Nah naaaah nigga film was shit
>>698341685
What else would it be
>>698341685
They were fighting over whose turn to use the base's goat was. Sad story-
>>698341365
There's no getting help outside of anonymous place like this I can't ever admit I do this. I'd be charged for sure but also plastered all over the media. I can't deal with that.
>>698341397
Normally I'd laugh, except she hanged herself a few months back.
The drugs are the only things keeping me bound to earth, while I try to find the cause of her actions, and try to uncover the truth behind the cult she found
>>698341844
any chance ud talk more over kik?
loverofallover
>>698341844
post a pic so we can see how hot u r
I watch Dr. Phil
>>698341908
So is Jennifer Lawrence but yall still wanted to boink her back in 2011
>>698341859
Post pics of daughter
>>698341859
how old r u? how did this start?
>>698341915
Are you a soldier?
>>698342068
Have you tried VirPed?
>>698342147
Never gonna happen I can't have anybody tying this back to me. It just kinda feels good to tell other people and vent
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other‘s bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she's gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You're both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the tunet right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
26lvl only fap to furry gay porn, can't fap to any human being
>>698342329
Yes U.S. Army
>>698327218
>99 percent
99%? Definitely not.
>maybe it's you
>>698342338
if its any way relatable, i wank to little girls. i dont like it
>>698342460
But at least you don't touch them.
>>698342425
Does it bother you that you killed a human bean?
>>698327218
Thinking that way throws you into the same pile of garbage you were just describing everyone else to be in. Can you say you are any better? Sorry Butch slapped your books out of your arms and called you a faggot, but 7th grade is only so long.
>>698342173
just one.
>>698342213
41. she grew up with her mom. barely met her two years ago. she's like any other girl to me.
>>698342577
They run so fast...
>>698342338
do u think you'll ever stop? do u cum when u fuck them? why don't u just fuck 19 yr olds then its ok
>>698342577
not yet.
you can get help as a woman that men cant. therapists will treat you as a patient, not an abuser. the media will look to you as a troubled lady, not a pervert
>>698342360
Top kek
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>>698327218
tl;dr - drunk faggot
>>698342679
When I think about it. Yeah. I bury it pretty good. My family doesnt know and like maybe 2 friends do.
>>698342724
got any nudes?
Gf is a huge sub and we recently got into posting her here. If anyone recognizes my gf from her nudes I've told her we'll just deny it. In reality she's going to blow him.
I want to be in a relationship with a trap. It doesn't even have to be in real life.
>>698340469
Bull shit.
>>698343019
not at this computer. sorry.
I'm still fucking two of my exes one of the litarally on her wedding night.
I'm a cock-a-saurus in the bedroom I'm just fucking autistic socially and don't know how to be there for people emotionally.
Anything I say is always mean or offensive even when I'm not trying to be.
My blessing. My curse.
Honestly I don't care because everyone 'measures' a worth of a man by how much pussy he gets and if I can't hold a steady girlfriend it doesn't matter as long as I'm fucking hot sluts exactly how they want to be fucked amiright?
>>698342751
19 yr olds don't appeal to me anymore than a normal adult. I still find them attractive and I do fuck them like I said I have sex with adults to. But being a used the way I was makes this a compulsion. A drive. I hope to stop but I doubt it. I don't always cum when I do things with them but the sec or sex acts are always better for me with them. If I cum I cum really hard if I don't I'm still getting off on the thrill and taboo of what in doing making it better than sex with an adult always. I've had some men who really knew how to use their cocks. They fucked me good and it was good but it doesn't compare to the face a young boy makes when he cums in a vagina skin to skin for the first time. It's the same faces his son used to make when he got old enough to cum. I picture my first time making him cum everytime I'm making a young boy cum. I don't get that rush with adults.
>>698343021
post her pic
>>698343404
Tried role playing with adults?
>>698343404
this is really interesting to hear how u think and i sympathize for ur compulsion.. do u have kik?
>>698343439
>>698343681
14yo trying to get her to suck him off
>trying this hard
>Virgin Sommor faglet
>kek
>>698343404
have you tried virgins, to see if its just an innocence?
i stole my friends pics of his x while they were dating
pic related
>>698343677
Role playing doesn't work. I lived the life I'm stuck in at 9 yrs old. pretending is just never going to do it. I'm attracted to and want to fuck young boys. Not adults pretending to be boys. For that I just have sex with adults. It's like a compulsion but much stronger. a fake isn't going to satisfy it.
>>698330907
why do you need faith in humanity when all you need is faith in yourself brother. take care of your shit before blaming everyone else for not taking care of their shit
>>698343985
Virginity is nice but not necessary I know I wasn't some of these boys firsts I'm just often their first raw pussy. It's their youth I'm after.
>>698344225
you're not so much pedophilia, you just never matured. its ptsd from the sexual abuse by your dad, and it severely stunted you.
if you had to, would you consider yourself a little, by any means?
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>>698327218
This hurt my feelings. This is why people turn to religion
>>698333203
Kek
i'm attracted to little girls
>>698344464
I've used this to make myself feel better before. But I know what I'm doing and I know it's wrong. I know I'm putting my sexual desires and pleasures above the well being of these boys and I do it anyway. I am to blame. But I'm not going to stop. Not yet anyways I'm not ready. It feels like saying in giving up on a satisifying sex life for the rest of my life.
>>698344464
Bullshit. Went through the same deal as that writer. You don't grow up morally maybe, but you can't be classified as a child. Dont victimise. Op why don't you talk to a therapist
>>698344673
Well I guess I've already been doing it so AMA.
>>698335487
Kek'd hard
>>698344813
she's worried if she gets help, she'll be smeared and made to register as a sex offender
>>698333752
try n grope her gently at first, and then progress, post results, and pics
>>698344813
Honestly because even tho I hate it and it's part of my self esteem problem and lots of other problems I still don't think I'm ready to stop. Despite the self loathing I do enjoy the act itself. Nothing makes me feel like that. So I guess I'm not ready to stop.
>>698344673
only boys? Never girls?
cry like a little girl watching click (adam sandler)
>>698337954
Tell me more
>>698344988
This is also a big part of it. Despite how aggressively I pursue theses boys I'm pretty sure no one suspects I do this. I learned more than just love of young boys when I was abused. By watching what he did I learned how not to get caught to. That and like I said I think being a woman generally puts me above suspicion. And I don't "relationship" these boys it's usually a one and done. I don't have feelings for them I just want to make them cum like I was trained to. It's fucked up.
>>698326051
When I lived with my ex and her mother I would sneak into my ex's mother's room and sniff her dirty panties...sniff the crotch and the asshole area. I once had three of her dirty white Hanes her way panties on my face and I could smell was her cunt and asshole smell...makes me rock hard thinking about it. A couple of times I sniffed them while she was in the house.
When we broke up I stole a pair of them
>>698327218
maybe these people would kill because they think 99% of the people are shit. there still are good people out there, go find them
>>698345532
obvious man is obvious.
>learn to type/talk like a girl you stupid fat fuck.
>you cant be that obvious of a man.
>>698345217
I've done things with adult women but always with a man or just as a teaser. Being abused gives me the ability to have sex with anyone because I don't value myself but I'm not attracted girls. I didn't have any sisters and my step dad never made me do things to girls just boys. It's also a penis observing thing you know the whole parts I don't have thing.
>>698345770
>dat manly syntax.
>lol.
>>698345664
i would love to do this as well as my gfs sister but have never tried. does it smell like their pussy or just kinda like tuna?
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>>698326051
I'm going to molest a little girl or be a serial killer before I die.
>>698345950
you'll get less time/shit for killing people.
>just saying.
>>698327218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58
is this you?
>>698326051
ranging from pedo to beast wtf do u ppl want
>>698345664
The mothers panties smelled like piss and kind of like pussy with a weird underlying scent...not sure what but I liked it...her ass part smelled liked faint fart...
Now my ex had the tuna smell...her pussy didn't stink but her panties to me were just gross...it's like my ex could wipe...she was very skinny too...she has mental issues and sometimes had to be forced to shower...her mother was sane and normal just older...both are Chinese if that adds anything
>>698345894
>...Anonymous
>08/07/16(Sun)02:04:41 No.698346199
>>>698345664 (You) #
>The mothers panties smelled like piss and kind of like pussy with a weird underlying scent...not sure what but I liked it...her ass part smelled liked faint fart...
>Now my ex had the tuna smell...her pussy didn't stink but her panties to me were just gross...it's like my ex could wipe...she was very skinny too...she has mental issues and sometimes had to be forced to shower...her mother was sane and normal just older...both are Chinese if that adds anythings
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
...god I’m fucked up.
>>698346187
both dude.
>>698346313
too long. didnt read.
>thanks though.
>>698346313
I smell copy pasty
>>698343100
>VR trap simulator
>been with GF almost 3 years
>she bores the shit out of me
>think about ex all the time
>want to dump her but feel bad at the same time
>>698346199
so neither one smelled like sweet pussy? do u recommend or no? i don't wanna smell something that i can never take back
>>698327328
That's fucked up...... but i love it
>>698326051
I crossdress sometimes in gf clothes
>>698346635
Over the years...I have noticed that no panties really smelled good as like say fresh bread or new car smell...it's more of an animalistic scent that makes your dick hard...has to do with how much you are sexually attractive to the person. My wife's used panties I love a lot...kind of a weird BBQ burnt/vaginal scent...and it makes me rock hard
last week I slept with one of my good friends. Her significant other is currently deployed :/
>>698346635
Sniff your girlfriends and see if you like it
>>698343113
your body looks good
all i'm saying is, if i was alone with my filipina friend's 4 year old daughter for a few hours......
>>698346980
Why were you alone you fucking pedo?
i'm a male that got raped by my cousin
>>698326051
> Molested/Raped by a priest during my first confession
> Priest was caught and "fired" for doing that to other boys in the 70s or something
> Be 22 now
> College grad, 2 degrees, joined Army, currently doing Army things overseas
> Constantly flashing back to previously mentioned shit
> Perma-depressed, suicidal every few months
> Cope by cross-dressing and other trap things
> Unable to start/maintain relationships because I hate being around people I don't know
> Live very minimalist lifestyle because I find zero enjoyment in anything
> No furniture but the chair and folding table I use as a desk
> No bed, just two blankets on my floor
>2 plates, 2 cups, 2 bowls, 2 spoons, 2 forks, etc
> Diet consists almost entirely of granola, rice with chicken, and V8
> Bulimic anyway
> 137lbs, 68"
Tell me /b/, am I fucked in the long run?
>be me
>be 44
>kick some children
>get caught
>procced to spray cops with honey mustard
>police tell me to go west
>Become a gorgonite from small soldiers
>proceed to shoot a arrow into a guy dressep up as a dig bick
>the guy who dressed up was actually shaquien oneal
>i run, but he used his wings to catch up
>he catches me and he tells me "HURRY THERES NO TIME"
>i look above me and a bunch people dressed up a mousepads are dive bombing our country
>>698347107
Where overseas?
>>698347206
> Japan, land of weebs and wonders
