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It's voice thread time. Let me be your little voice slut for the evening.

Post what you want me to say and I'll say it. It's simple.

Go nuts, faggots.
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Can you please say, "I am a big old robot, I am here to zap you!!" In a robot voice?
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I"VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!!
-J1N5
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Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
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Can you make a wake up morning alarm? However you want to
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>>698323347
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>>698323347
say: "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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>>698323556
A robot coming right up!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r0PTLVgvn9
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>>698323635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ycswJ3Tf1m
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>>698324675
Thank you FOREVER!!!!!!!
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>>698323643
Fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ToLCEMdXia
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>>698323347
Say

Nigger nigger chicken dinner in a lolita pitch voice
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>>698323696
Hope this'll do!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f3jif6IHjm
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>>698325062
Im a tard, how do i download it?
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>>698325268
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>>698324179
Lolicon is justice!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDFmDknM7c
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>>698324981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BCWneMfTOg
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>>698325698
Sweet justice

Thanks OP!
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>>698324191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XrssYtwjs3
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>>698325518
Thank you, you have sated my autism
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Thanks Op
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>>698325518
Thank you, you have sated my autism.
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"Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out."
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>>698325518
Thank you, you have sated my autism.
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fuck me hard dempsey! *moan* oh fuck me
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>>698323347
Is that you pedo-chan?
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I love you justin, fuck my sweet tight pussy please. *moan* fuck me harder *moan*
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"Wanna smell my feet? I've been wearing the same socks all week 'an they're really gross... Wait what? Eww, come on...
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>>698323347

b-but, it's starting to feel, like I need to pee, but I just did before I came to your room for this new game... that means i'm doing it right?
you want to what,,,?
okay, just a little taste though... I don't want to pee on you by accident...

(planning some follow ups to this, if thats fine, don't want to make one gigantic post that takes a while to record)
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>>698325902
>>698325981
>>698326067
Thanks for all the (You)s
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>698325060
Now it's starting to feel more like /b/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aV0oGmEkAz
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Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.
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Enkidu?
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Daddy, can you please turn the vibrator off? I had three cum-cums and I don't wanna cum any more...
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>>698323347
Awoo~
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>>698326512
"Cum-cums"
Faggot
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>>698326062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vCde2PgokH
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>>698326304
Faggot
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>>698323347
>>698323347
>>698323347
Just moan a lot and make weird noises and say daddy.

(That counts as a request, right)
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>>698326507
Nope. I'm CCCC or Shiyon. Whichever you prefer.
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>>698326385
Here you go.
vocaroo.com/i/s1YwdMrJ582o
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>>698326967
I had no idea there are so many loli voice actresses. Well you are doing fantastic
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>>698323347
can you just say "I love you, Kalen"? never heard it from anybody but my parents when I was little. Name is pronounced "kay-lynn" btw
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suck my toes, if you suck them good enough ill touch your dick with them. my stinky, sweaty feet need a good cleaning after a long day at school.
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>>698326086
Here we go with the lewd ones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CNTvs81ucj
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>>698327189
Wow, you are so good.
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>>698326736
Hnng!

"You better hurry before mom and dad get home! Do you need me to step on it? ... Eww you're already cumming!"
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>>698326304
I feel like I recognize you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bVlyp9AuXd
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Please say "All aboard the rape train, choo-choo!".
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"Todd, you're such a fucking nerd. All you do is watch anime like some kind of human trash. You are a waste of space and a waste of anyone's time. Kill yourself. Or don't. I don't care. Just never talk to me again."
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>>698327189
Almost as good as pornstars

Anyways say "hitler should have gassed the niggers"
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"I'm your retarded little whore that exists only to please you! I should never have thought otherwise, please use me as your personal fuck-pet!"
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>>698327037
fuckkkk you shoould have done this one properly u slutttttt. defs wouldve been save-worthy
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20 posters amd only 50 replies.. hmm
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>>698326310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wBONDgsxvQ
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"It's so cute watching Emma try to stop coming, she gets SO desperate to pull her cunt off the machine."
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It's beginning to look alot like fuck this.
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"Welcome home dear. Would you like dinner, or a bath...or perhaps...me?"
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>>698326342
Is this for some foot fetish thing?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yASMO5ekBE
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Say in a sultry/sexy voice "You 100%, absolutely MUST...submit to the taint."
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>>698327444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0J1zXhrJB6H
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>>698323347
Say "I wish I could go to the at&t store without having a seizure"
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"Dominic! Beth needs your thick black cock in her now!"
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>>698326343
Go for it. I can't promise I'll get to it before the thread 404's though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KnSHaSMtSP
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>>698328065
I like it
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>>698327970
the foot fetish rabbit hole goes deep... thank you based OP!
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>>698328372
I need this done for my friend's birthday lmao please :)
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"Hey mister, will you be my new toy? The last one broke 'cuz it wouldn't get hard anymore..."
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Can you say: "Communism will win, comrade." Everything will be all right"?
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Fuck these lewds
/r/ing the chorus of Crawling
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>>698328065
What the fuck, this isn't a loli voice
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>>698326385
Classic.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0urdCkHDqDU
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>>698329039
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>>698329039
im making this my ringtone
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"Exclamation point momoLewds!" please <3
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>>698326304
Holy mother of faggot
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>>698329039
thanks :)
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>>698329039
Fucking love it
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>>698329039
This was so beautiful!
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>>698323347
can you say "son you will amount to something and i am proud of you, i am deeply sorry i left you and your mother 10 years ago and i have come back to support you once again"
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>>698326464
What the fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12H0nwAuF1g
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>>698329496
>lolidad
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You're a qt anon. My friend is having a shit night and this would cheer him up.

"Talk about mom into room bring a plate chicken and literally at and the of nuggets of hand. She yelling swearing me I the on. I'm distressed now don't what to."
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>>698328421
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KnSHaSMtSP

(nice, this is gold)

*light moaning*
Uncle Jake, can you sl-slow down, it's really starting to feel like i'm gonna-
*a climax and light breathing*
... explode... i'm so sorry, I didn't want to make a mess on you,,it's a good mess?
I don't know what that means, but if I did good... can we did it again...?
huh? you have something in mind that will be even better?
for both of us?
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Do you like it when i rub your cock with my feet like that? /moan and laugh/ Are you going to cum all over my toes /moan/ Youre so dirty
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>>698329510
thank you that was amazing
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>>698329653
holy mother of faggot
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>>698326512
You have issues
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q3IZG37B8P
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"No..please sir stop. I don't want this! Ow! you're hurting me please stop! Please I'm sorry! Ow! Ow! I won't do it again I promise! Ow!" And then if you could just sob for a bit that'd be great
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>>698329752
Holy mother of faaaggot
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I'm glad you're back.
Nothing bad has happened?
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"Hello! This is an automated test. Please type 9 in chat to assure proper functionality. Thank you!"
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Could you say "lappin is lackin" please
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>>698329752
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>>698326550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K4v6XIKlw7
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>>698328988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04fq3WV0Bz3
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But u have to..be my girlfriend!!*snickers nefariously* /thinks to self/ 'Man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coaster! C'mon, luck be a lady tonight!'*crosses fingers and gulps*-so..*adjusts collar and looks firmly*what do you say to my proposal?*waits patiently*
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"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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>>698327076
Here you go, Kalen.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NeDnJG7A0r
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>>698330176
Thanks again, OP~
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>>698330377
shouldve said k-ail-len just to be an ass :P
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"I'd suckle the smegma off your cock owen!"
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>>698327093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ejkK6OLKL
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>>698330265
Okay boss
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"It'll get better I promise"
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>>698323347
EVERY FUCKING NIGGER MUST DIE

Thanks OP
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NIggers tongue my anus
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Say: I came looking for booty
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>>698325813
keklz
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>>698323347
Teeeeeeext message!
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>>698327325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ANrmiMrWjS
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>>698330265
It's still not loli, but that was great
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>>698330265
I killed them. I slaughtered them like cattle. There's not one left standing. Now, all that I require is your order sir Integra…I believe the senior officials of the local police are under Millenium's control. These people who stand against me maybe innocent humans…But I will kill them! I'm ready to strike them down without a moment hesitation! Or the slightest hint of regret! I can do this for you…I'm a monster and I will do what needs to be done. But what will you do, sir Integra? My guns are prepared for battle. My sights were trailed. My magazine is fully loaded. I pull the slide, remove the safety. Everything is ready and waiting! Still…you are the one to pull the trigger. So what will you do? I'm waiting for a orders my master. Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing…
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>>698327435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uy2ZsybJoc
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>>698327681
>20 posters amd only 50 replies.. hmm
FUCK
I should have know that this was too good to be true
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Say: "I'll rip your asshole in two, Nibs!"
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>>698331517
Fucking gold
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>>698331517
OP, this was better than expected. Thank you!
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>>698331242
You really do a great job with these! Thanks!
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>>698323347
OP Actually delivers.. noice
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Is this the same person who did the bathroom blowjob dialogue on the loli voice?
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>>698327444
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MwoLH4d7Bc
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>>698331896
you must be new here
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>>698331968
Thanks OP
That's some quality demotivational material.
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Say: "Nibras, your skin tone makes me feel like you're about to blow up a preschool."
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Say for the love of god
"I hope every morgana you play with plays like a retard and you stay in silver you cuck matt"
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>>698332073
Yes, and fuck you.
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Op please say "Joshua, Kyle, and Morgan I love you all very much"
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Found your channel! Subscribed.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI_Wbhop9s0z00fQQiaATIw
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>>698327556
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n2aptnPuFF
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"An author places some of themselves in a book. But the reader withdraws something of their own perception as well... A child believes a lie because they know no better. A grown adult sees the lie because it fails to line up with experience. In this way, a child's story can be so many different experiences. With enough subtext, a thing made for a child becomes an entirely different world to an adult... Keep an open mind... There's no telling when subtext will defeat the facade of a thing."

If you can say this as monotonous or dark as possible, you'll be good with me.
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>>698332242
doesn't sound like OP
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>>698332392

See

>>698326967
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>>698327825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TIEkKAylwz
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>>698332618
kek
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"You're my little piece if shit, otonashi"
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>>698332270
This is pretty good, thanks slut
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>>698327947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13woGlrtZV1
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OP is god
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>>698323347
please furiously shout "CAMERON LAROOOOOOONE"
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Mommaaaa I just killed a man
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>>698328022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mALProln1
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>>698332863
>That giggle at the end
Thanks OP, you the real MVP
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>>698333160
This is gold
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"Mmm, so good, I could milk you for this!"
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Be in my Moonman song nigger.

*moan loudly for a second or 2*

"Don't worry about it, Moonman. I--wait, hold on, where are you going!!??...

(Yelling) What the fuck!? You haven't even paid me yet you fucking pig!!!"
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>>698328869
With bonus russian accent for your amusement.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O7Dptb3qqu
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>>698331348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04fq3WV0Bz3

normally it's better than this
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Xencosti! Wake up. Don't just lie there. Winners never quit.
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“Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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>>698323347
plz say
Fuck this shit im out!
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>>698333467
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O7Dptb3qqu
Made me smile. Thanks Op
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>>698323347
Show me your 12 centimeter daddy cock, Andrew.
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do you use a vocaloid like program for the loli voice?
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>>698333603
Love pulp fiction
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
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>>698323347
Deport all sand niggers and gays from america
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>>698329641
Say hi to your friend from me!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wCEnFAtElw
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>>698333603
this please op
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Say "Seva I love you but your a massive faggot... Just end your life *giggles*"
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>>698333852
She's doing them in order faggot
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>>698333848
You're the best anon.
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>>698333852
See >>698333971
In the words of Duke Nuke'em

"It'll be done when it's done."
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>>698329932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zg77fGIodv
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>>698333661
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIEpPo1dIh
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Okay daddy, 'member not to come! I'm not gonna use my feet this time but... I've got your *favorite* toy! Aw, you'll hurt yourself pulling like that... It's OK daddy, just dump your come out into the toy. That's it... that's it...
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Please say "Dicks out for Harambe"
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>>698332206
Dont forget me op
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
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>>698323347
Gas the kikes
Race war now
In an aryan voice
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>>698330099
It's good to be back!
A few life things happened. I talked about it on my twitter a while ago.
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>>698325518
Thank you, you have sated my autism
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>>698334142
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIEpPo1dIh
need the she voice, special present for andrew
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>>698330920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AoVlAPgeiN
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>>698333603
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kIEpPo1dIh
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>>698334138
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zg77fGIodv
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"You actually watched lucky star? wow you're such a faggot, nate"
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>>698331901
Yes.
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You're a legend OP, could you help me play a goof on my m8 with your best loli voice?

"Dylan is a cuck, and would not hesitate to have his own mother pounded by niggers. He is a feminist who idolizes Hillary Clinton only for the approval of his favorite subreddit. If only he could realize that he is a massive faggot, and overdose on weed. Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck, also it's not gay if the penis is feminne!"
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Fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken so finger leaking
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>Do you like it when i rub your cock with my feet like that? *moan and laugh* Are you going to cum all over my toes *moan* Youre so dirty

you missed this one

>>698329752
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>>698325813
out fucking skilled
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>>698323347
you're lovely op, please say "Make America Great Again"
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What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.
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Pokemon go to the polls
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>>698332206
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlaQxXBcKY
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I just want you to know how much we appreciate this OP, you're making all of our nights
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>>698330945
Please do this one OP
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>>698334771
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Zg77fGIodv
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i need your amazing voice to fuck with a friend of mines, could you say "Hello Famury, you guys are all faggots, please kill yourselves."
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Huh, an actual VA or one with a hobby.

Say this for me please;

"Nosco is a god and you should all bow down!"
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>>698329752
dont forget this one please OP :)
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Just curious, are you trap or grill?
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This shit akes me feel a little better about myself

Do "Everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger"
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Say this.
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>>698328239
Op please don't forget this one
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>>698330698
hey op please voice mine :/
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>>698334732
Can i get a link to the vocaroo or can you post it?
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>>698330716
Hey don't forget this one
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>>698334970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05XSlnIMuFs
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>>698332351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CRiX3ZzY7A
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>>698335901
Please fuck off, good sir.
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>>698335901
This is even better, fucking love you <3
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Say "I love you daddy" and giggle at the end.
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>>698335914
I love your voice.
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To be honest, I don't really like Tyler, he probably has a small dick too.
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>>698333086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09xAk8ebil1
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>>698336562
Beautiful
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OP here.
Post your requests as replies to this post so I can get a few final ones done before the thread dies.
Shit's getting long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QcJwEbNzlH
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>>698323347
Read the entire bee movie script
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"phubby senpai *moan* your hot rod feels so... *breathe intensely* kimochi!"
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"Dominic! Beth needs your thick black cock in her now!"
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Say "If you want my attention and my voice you gotta give me (you)'s "
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>>698336819
Alex is a stupid nigger
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Do you like it when i rub your cock with my feet like that? /moan and laugh/ Are you going to cum all over my toes /moan/ Youre so dirty
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>>698336819
"Dicks out for harambe" please.
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>>698336819
Everybody type in chat alex is a stupid nigger
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>>698336819
"You actually watched lucky star? Wow nate, you're such a faggot"
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>>698336819
Do you like it when i rub your cock with my feet like that? /moan and laugh/ Are you going to cum all over my toes /moan/ Youre so dirty
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>>698336819
"Exclamation point momolewds!"

"momomomomomomomomo"

thanks~
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>>698336819
>>698336899
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>>698336819
"I wish I could go to the at&t store without having a seizure"
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>>698336819
Yell "CAMERON LAROOOOOONE" loudly
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>>698336819
I'm your little cum slut, Daddy.

Thanks OP you da real Mvp
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>>698323347
Slap my dick and call me a wiliker, solly holly a bean burrito it came from here but i am going when the moon beams came I there she goes! I can't seem to find my shoes, my toes aren't can't come forward, I can't seem to breathe I'm not well coming home, down inside fleeting, falling, calling.
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>>698336819
>"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
Please
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>>698336819
"I eat niggers like you for breakfast"
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>>698336819

Say " I love you daddy " and giggle at the end.
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>>698336819
Lolidom!

"Okay daddy, 'member not to come! I'm not gonna use my feet this time but... I've got your *favorite* toy! Aw, you'll hurt yourself pulling like that... It's OK daddy, just dump your come out into the toy. That's it... that's it...
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>>698336819
Fuck me harder Don, oh yeah.

I have to hear this
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>>698336924
He's quite righteous, isn't he?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YSREyVgBTI
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>>698336819
"I'd love to suckle the smegma off your cock owen!"
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>>698336819
"Never give up on your dreams of becoming a filthy cumslut!"
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>>698332351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x0gv8HrRy8

not cr1tikal
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>>698336819
"Nosco is a god and you should all bow down!"
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Feed me dick cake
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>>698336819
When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!
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>>698336963
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VlT0CHB48U
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I've killed everyone you've ever known
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>>698336162
Thanks anon haha, maybe people won't get off to that (this IS 4chan, who knows) but at least I gave somebody a good laugh XD
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Read this please
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Say "Cum in my cupcake randy, and you too Cory!"
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>>698337003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QD1kYzJwsr
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>>698336101
This was for a good laugh, not a good wank, take your penis to other replies, horny sir
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>>698337531
>>698336819
Shit meant to post that as a response to this
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Say "I want to be your friend forever!"
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>>698336819
First timer here. This seems awesome fun.

Here's my request:

Just giggle softly, then say "mmmh, this feels nice..." Then purr sexily.
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>>698336819
"get cancer you cock-juggling-thunder cunt, walking talking mc-stephen hawking"

pls op
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>>698337531
what is this from bro
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>>698336819
"It's so cute watching Emma try to stop coming, she gets SO desperate to pull her cunt off the machine."
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>>698337014
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ykxtB8XcVm
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>>698337601
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QD1kYzJwsr
op i love you so much
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>>698337623
No.
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>>698337331

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ts8gg3sYwx
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>>698336819
"Heyyy... That's pretty good"
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>>698337809
Victim Girls 20 by Asanagi
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>>698338016
plz i need cancer
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>>698337083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s194Q0TWuIl8
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>>698329653
Jesus
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>>698337209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z6cV5h8LPZ
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>>698336819
I wanna fuck with some friends. Could you say: "Raineer, get the fuck off your lazy ass you fucking weaboo and get on Skype"
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My dick turn diamonds even that i know this is a guy.

Btw say "Does spiders have puss puss?"
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>>698338234
Now we wait anon
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>>698338271
Same anon... same
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>>698336819
Let's be friends forever.
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>>698336819
Hey OP

You replied to my post (>>698334771) But you linked the wrong voice recording

If you recorded mine, could you give me the correct recording? You're the man, OP.
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Blackram number one. Piracy gets me so wet.
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>>698336819
ewww my feetsies are all dirty from your cum! *moan* ill have to wash these cummy stockings now. maybe ill just lick up the cum instead *hehe*
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>>698337938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NnTpHXBYnv
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>>698336819
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"
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>>698336819
Please randy and Cory too please cum in me!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MxpdPgQsLJ
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>>698336819
Hi everybody, my name's james felicia and i really love minions
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>>698338241
Thank you so much
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>>698336819

>>698338487
(I forgot to reply properly)
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>>698324179
Hate to be that guy, but what's this from? Or is it just a stand alone pic
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>>698338271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13miS3XeTcg
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>>698327076
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>>698338792
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13miS3XeTcg
fucking golden haha
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>>698337691
Enjoy your stay! Not sure what you meant by "purr", but I gave it a shot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kcz8DcAquH
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>>698336819
"Darth vader please stick your deformed Dick inside my ass"
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>>698336899
>>
I know you're a dude OP
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>>698327076
>>
"Oh Elliott, put your big hard cock deep inside of my right little pussy, while I run my clit with this vibrator! Oh yes, I love when you pound my 13 year old pussy with your big cock daddy"
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>>698338261
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ts8gg3sYwx
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>>698339074
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>>698337665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1quCpHkQU8N
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>>698336819
jaynard... i love it how you insert me, it really makes my belly feel so tingly. *giggle*
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>>698327076
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>>698339190
dawww this is so perfect. thanks so much, you're the best.
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>>698338582
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>>698339010
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s13miS3XeTcg
Make this a fucking meme
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>>698338261
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FBGmm8g26C
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>>698327076
You could say that this guy is, a lonely loli-con
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>>698338537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AzK3fDMSJk
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say "im the meme man"
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>>698336819
Could you say
"Jesus that's one big dick you have"
I've never heard those words before :(
(Yes that's my name btw)
>>
"100% genuine memes"
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>>698339426
Close enough
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>>698339440
>>698336819
sorry i forgot to reply, maybe add a giggle at the end?
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Can you please say, Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
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Please:

Wayne I am tired of your bollocks ask out debs or GTFO
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Please cast this spell with serious loli voice, Lord OP!

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to Death.
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.
So as I pray, UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS.
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>>698339116
I don't know why you anons keep thinking that I am. I'm not. But, you're free to believe whatever you wish to believe.
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>>698339366
OP is god, also, nice dubs
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>>698336819
OP pls reas this I've posted it so many times ;_;
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>>698336819
"Hey mister, will you be my new toy? The last one broke cuz it wouldn't get hard anymore..."
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"You bent my phone you owe me money now"
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>>698336819
>>698339074
OP please :(
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>>698339402
I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST CARLOS I WILL RIP OFF YOUR SOGGY WETBACK DICK AND SHOVE IT, AND THOSE TERRIBLE JOKES, BACK IN THAY DISGUSTING SPIC BREATHING HOLE THAT THEY FELL OUT FROM
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>>698339501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wiIAjhNZmP
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>>698336819
"im the meme man! *giggle"
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>>698339555
Trips have spoken
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>>698336819
"You bent my phone you owe me money now"
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>>698336819
"Ulysses is a super cool guy"
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>>698336819

"Please fuck my pregnant swollen pussy and rub my belly *sigh* "
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>>698338512
Good fap i had
Don't regret nothing, thanks OP!
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Your best Hank Hill "Bwaaaaaahahahaaa!"
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>>698339635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s172FkjPJwea
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>>698337128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wiIAjhNZmP
this
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>>698339730
I guess they call your type, a dick
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>>698336819
"Dominic! Beth needs your thick black cock in her now!"
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PLEEEEASE just say something lewd with the name "Owen" in it!! I'd love you forever
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>>698339575
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16WthCEOG5s
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>>698336819
OP please, I NEED THIS

"get cancer you cock-juggling-thunder cunt, walking talking mc-stephen hawking"
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>>698339744
Fucking glorious.
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>>698339730
>>698339948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VM5JlxIDAE
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>>698340217
Oh boy, my first (you)!
HOT SKIPPY
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>>698340185
Thanks a lot Lord OP!
I'll treasure this vocaroo forever!
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>>698340269
That outburst was pretty, vocal.
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