Waifu threado: edition
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Waifu thread
>o: edition
nice rules faggot
Nice
gotta love her lol
One with rules
>>698298994
>>698298650
>They aren't there...
Kill me
>>698299072
thnx m8
>>698299125
>Nyanpasu
>>698299171
Early bake
The chaos blade... wonderful.. simpley WONDERFUL.... but the sword's true value.. can't be known without a good KILLING
>>698299072
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>698284854
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>698299171
No, lets not multi thread
>>698299536
Tsundere~chan
zzzz
might sleep
>>698299403
>tfw no Koume ohayou
>>698299536
Hai Yuno, back from sleep?
>I used the blood I saved for you for... reasons
>>698299403
I swear I though that said "nyanpantsu"
>>698299591
Not sao sachi
>>698299731
Yup and tried WoW
That's alright, I'll hunt my own blood
>My blade thirsts for blood
>>698299656
Ask Akiko for one!
>Welcome back cutie~
Eye won't be off by 1 like a BAKA!
Eye just KNOW eye'll get quints this time!
>>698299403
Nyanpasu
How's that work life
>>698299591
Look at this faggot, posting the rules
Gay
>>698300002
An attempt was made
>>698300002
>off by 2
unlucky
>>698300074
:(
why you bully me like this
>>698299591
Good night homo
>>698299908
I have nothing better to do... So i'll join you.
>>698300002
Off by two, baka!
>>698300002
gg no re
>>698300202
shizuru why you bully me now? :(
>>698300216
This shall be fun!
Claiming Lilly~
>>698299908
Nyanopantsu for you
>>698300002
>>698300074
Was super boring last night. Hoping tonight'll be better.
How you doing?
>Did you see that other webm I linked you a while ago?
>>698300565
Cute
>>698300502
Indeed it shall~!
>>698300565
You dare deny me of my pantsu???
Claim!
>8p.m.
>still two hours from home
>stuck in public transit
This sucks
>>698299656
>>698299923
Two cuties??
I'm seeing double!
>>698300610
well you weren't off by one
>>698300634
Kys
>>698300661
I dare, don't worry you can have mine
>>698300695
Nui was looking for you faggot
>>698300789
cutie
>>698300610
>File name, asingletear.
>Should be two.
>>698300789
Nou cutie
>>698300947
Rekt
>>698300840
Aww, how long ago? Don't be mean to me Ryuko anon, I've been really busy.
Claimed.
>>698300655
Who shall be our first prey?
>>698300695
Sounds pretty bad
>>698300789
Good... Good.. *rubs hands*
>>698300695
Yo, Nonon!
>>698300748
Nah, you're just seeing Koume.
>>698300624
I'm pretty sure I did but that's a little ambiguous so I'm not positive. I would kind of imagine that most of your nights are boring unless the local monkey population starts to creep up on your doorstep.
>>698300695
Easily solved, don't take public transit
>>698300151
I hate to do it but someone has to, man. Can't shirk that responsibility.
>>698301047
Hol up
What's this I'm seeing here
>>698301030
Like 10 hours ago, faggot
>not being mean i just call everyone a faggot
>>698301047
(Yui) help im tired
>>698301055
Let me put on my glasses.
>Two cutes~
>>698301122
Nothing to see here.
You're imaging shit.
Hades is bae
>>698301172
Go to sleep
>>698301196
Hah, four eyes
>>698301218
Yui-n town? I'd like to teach you a couple of puns.
>>698301048
I can barely hear the music in my earbuds over the droning of the bus
>>698301055
Howdy ho!
>>698301122
>no car at the moment
>>698301169
Now I feel bad, I don't know what time he's on. Usually was on late at night in my time.
>>698301241
>Hades.
That's flareon you dolt.
>>698301055
>nah, you're just seeing makoto
FIFY
>>698300748
Nope not cute
>>698301048
Who should it be?
>>698301391
Thats the name of the flareon you autist
Hi anon~
>>698301382
Heavens, that's REALLY bad.
I am sorry to hear that
>>698301476
Wheres my imposter.. I know he posted earlier
>>698301487
>>698301391
Hades is a correct statement!
Claimed
>be me
>be wrapped in her tail
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>698301371
Carlos is back
Never leave
>>698301580
Uh... Hi!
>>698301218
I dunno, pretty sure there's a homo right there in front of me.
>>698301382
Well there's your problem. Go fix that.
>>698301391
And the lewdmaster arrives
>>698301597
I was thinking about him to... What if his blood is bitter?
>>698301122
>local monkey population starts to creep up on your doorstep.
I laughed harder than I should have at that.
>The webm of PTSD Renge
>>698301196
Well now there is, you and Koume are here!
>>698301382
How goes?
>>698301396
But you see, I'm not cute. You are, however!
>>698301371
Oh Carlos.
>>698301769
That's just Yuno.
>>698298900
pedophiles
>>698301791
Foul blood.. I expected no less from a filthy imposter
>>698301487
Also i name all my eeveelutions off of gods and goddesses
>Vaporeon:either Neptune or Fedora
>espeon: Athena
>flareon: Hades
>umbreon: Thanatos
>>698301890
Don't YUNO?
>>698301487
>
>>698301769
Little girl, little girl, let me in!~
>>698301819
Nou, and koume.
>Did they post legs?~
>>698301597
I'm used to it, just makes it hard to enjoy music.
>>698301769
I'll fix it when my student bucks come in.
>>698301819
Kinda tired, hoping to play vidya with buddy when I get home (if he's still awake)
>>698301992
He can't even be a good imposter. How sad.
best waifu claimed
>>698302035
>>698301391
>>698301241
But Glaceon is better
>>698301891
I know, right?! I hate it when those people LOLIgag!
Sup faglords
>>698302269
Everyone knows vaporeon is the best.
>Water types ftw.
>>698302315
Why do I keep forgetting photos?
>>698301891
I'm really the only one
Maybe Sachi
He demands a cut of the lolis I get
>>698301890
Nice
What are you up to
Being hella neet?
>>698301819
I did, thanks, that was beautiful. How bad is the ethnic diversity in lemon grove?
>>698302147
Just go file for those autism bux instead
Call JG Wentworth
It's my money and I want it now
>>698302223
>off by one
>>698302092
Feel free my dude, come on in
>>698302339
This dick
Got em
>>698302147
Not going to invest in soundproof headphones?
They do wonders when you live in a nigger infested neigborhood with screaming little monkies running around drippling that damn basketball''
>>698302223
None can mimic the og
>>698302269
This
>>698302384
I usually like water types but I've never been big on vaporeon
Espeon might actually be my favorite pokemon, though, dunno why. I've just always liked it.
>rango
>>698302398
Step it up carlos!
>It's dangerous to go alone, taaaaake this!
>
>>698302410
2ez4me
>Open the door
>Mizore
>>698302425
You don't like $300 headphones? No wonder the nigga BEATS you up.
>>698301122
as long as i get my lolis
>>698301274
im trying
>>698301580
no
>>698301371
Both Yui and i know these puns are terrible
>>698302269
Flareon>Umbreon>Leafeon>Jolteon>Sylveon>Glaceon>Espeon>Vaporeon
QOTT or some shit: List of best to worst eeveelutions?
>>698302410
Absolutely, did you think turned my life around and became a decent person?
Still on holiday to wherever you went?
>>698302092
Nou!
>You better believe it, super cute ones~
>>698302147
Had a busy day, eh?
>>698302410
Mexican, Black, Whites that think they're Mexicans or Blacks, some Philippinos, and a few Asians, although not very many.
>>698302622
>>698302654
I...I could see this working out, actually...
>Sylveon a best
>>698302398
A CARLOSsal failure!
>>698302703
I want to get violated by Kurumi
>>698302410
I want to die ;-;
This has happened so many times
>>698302425
You wouldn't have to think twice, because he was so obvious.
>>698302622
>>698302654
Bride and Groom
>>698300485
I don't bully you.
Because it seems fun.
>>698302410
Hehe. Nah, I'll rely on my leftover work bux and incoming student bucks
>>698302425
I was thinking about it, but I prefer earbuds for their size and ability to be used anywhere. Like pull them out after an interview or something.
>>698302784
Yeah. A lot of lady last minute stuff dumped on me.
>>698302830
This
>>698302830
If you shoot yourself, you can imagine Kurumi doing it
YUNO WHO IT IS
>>698302800
Posting Carlos on this thread and Spiderman on loli threads is KIRIN' me!
>>698303046
Cute
On a different note, pic related gives me a boner
>>698302703
Seems like a nice little plot hole to me~
>>698302784
Nou2!
>Telegram them to me!!
Wait wut?
...I think I ate bad shrimp...
I win the thread
>>698302703
Wew laddie
>>698302741
Can't wait for trump to get voted to deport your ass back to mexico, and then proceed to get assassinated live
>>698302867
Poor performance indeed
>>698302983
True, sorta worries me on the long run for deafness or hard hearing cause they're right in your eardrums
>>698303046
I would need pistol muskets tho
>>698303145
Whelp.. thanks for the unwarrented boner
>>698303128
Never fucking leave holy shit
>>698303046
But i like it slow.
>>698303171
>
>>698303188
Gross. Who is that
>>698302983
Exactly how do you wind up getting student bux
How does that even work
>>698302867
It's the struggle man, we've all been there
>>698302784
What, me and Mizore? And wow, that sounds like an absolute shithole
Speaking of which, I found myself in Stockton yesterday and it's really only through sheer luck that I still have my wallet and my asshole isn't 3 sizes larger
>>698302757
You're sneaking that QOTT in there
But you'll get your answer and your lolis
Espeon>Glaceon>Umbreon>Leafeon>Jolteon>Sylveon>Flareon>Vaporeon
>>698302761
No, and I'm glad to see that we're maintaining that status quo. At least here's someone reliable in this world. And nah, I got back late, late last night.
>>698303328
He's come out of hiding... You see him?
>>698303521
Still sad
I'm late but Asuha claimed
"DIE DIE DIE"
>>698303521
>glaceon secound on the list
Th-thanks anon
>>698302983
Anonon?
>>698303484
>>698303188
Disgusting, thats who it is.
>>698303484
post dick or get out
>>698303583
HEADS UP ITS KILLING TIME
>>698303642
*Deflects* HAJIME
>>698303658
Thats him, faggot
>ryuuko-anon
All Ashe vs all Zac. Half the team were saying gg as soon as we got in.
>they also thought that Blitz would have been a better pick
>>698303521
How was it, do ote noteworthy? Or did you just fuck around?
Also, get on Steam whenever you can.
>>698302757
Umbreon > Sylveon > Espeon > Glaceon > Vaporeon > Jolteon > Flareon > Leafeon
>>698303328
But I'm not illegal. I GA(to)SAI that he only wants to deport ILLEGAL immigrants.
>>698303521
>Espeon 1st
b o y
>Vaporeon 8th
why
>>698303328
I don't listen to music very loudly when it's headphones or earbuds. Only on higher volumes on speakers, but not too loud.
>>698303521
Financial aid and a full ride scholarship for me.
>>698303658
NUI ANON!
>>698303911
now that was just horrible
>>698303911
>>698303751
Hehe, it's a little early. Shouldn't we play with our food?
Ice cream claimed.
Hello friends!
>>698303911
That terrible pun gave me cancer
>>698304052
I try getting out of that habit but if something loud is near by I tend to raise it up
>>698304137
Ugh fine, you do the honors
>>698304052
It's been awhile! what have you been up too?
>>698303484
Nice touchable legs~
> I need more.
>2 teammates pick jhin, 2 pick wukong
>I won with a lonely Cho vs Yasuo
Fuck yeah.
>>698304198
Well, we don't have to. I just like seeing them in fear.
>>698304197
Ice-ee...
>>698302983
Lady troubles? Wew boy, doesn't sound fun.
>>698303171
Nou!
>>698303521
Oh, that was Mizore. I thought it was Carlos.
It is absolutely terribad.
>Stockton
What the fuck were you doing there?!
>>698302757
Sylveon>Glaceon>Vaporeon>Espeon>Flareon>Leafeon>Umbreon>Jolteon
Note, I love all the Eeveelutions fairly close together, so most of this list except the first one could be considered equal.
>>698304362
Oh god, Mizore's on the warpath now.
>>698304434
Hmm I like the way you think
>>698304434
I want to lick her cute vulva.
>>698304434
>>698304554
just fucking eat them and get it over with
chihiro claimed
>>698304458
Love you Carlos.
>>698304554
It gets the blood pumping, more red and... Sweeter.
>shit I'm running low on bloody Rem
>>698304482
>Warpath.
Hey Koume, got telegram yet?~
>>698304642
Nice, haven't seen the word vulva in forever.
Am I late to the party?
>>698303866
I'm no steam now, why do you ask? And kinda just fucked around but it was cool. Got to try a bunch of very expensive wines for free, saw a bear, went to a speakeasy with an unmarked door that required a password for entry.
>>698304052
Ah, I see. Good on you, dude.
>>698304482
Passing through on the way back from Sonora to San Francisco. Believe me, I'd rather have not been there.
>>698304554
>>698304434
who are you murdering?
>>698304458
why do people on tumble fail basic math?
>>698304656
A little fear in them dosent sound like a bad idea
>>698304755
Ohh whats the smell? The sweet blood, it sings to me
>same
>>698304755
Sanchito?
>>698303751
Don't deflect the Asuha bullets
>>698304197
Hello character in which my battletags are named after.
>>698304198
I mean enjoy loud bass on my rock songs. Makes a drums stand out. But yeah, I try not to deafen myself.
>>698304256
It really has. Missed ya the last couple of days. Came on later at the usual time, didn't see you.
Just taking care of important business these last few days and catching up on sleep.
>>698304482
It never is fun. It's really, really annoying.
>>698304926
A fake Yuno.
>>698304943
Well, on we go then!
>>698304991
Nah, I'm one of his guys that fills in for him.
>>698305188
me?
>>698304943
eat them alive, feet first
>>698304867
Lewd! Ero! Explicit!
>no!
The Great /Waifu/ Judge Has Returned
>>698299072 QT
>>698299072 Decent
>>698299125 Super QT
>>698299171 Seasonal QT
>>698299292 meh
>>698299536 Top Tier
>>698299591 God Like
>>698299656 Furry
>>698300485 Rattle QT
>>698300624 Cant tell if boy or girl
>>698300840 Trash
>>698301196 Trash
>>698301241 No she not bae
>>698301382 Decent
>>698301639 Fag
>>698301656 Mein QT
>>698301819 Trash
>>698301890 I want to like her but meh
>>698302262 GOD LIKE
>>698302339 Trash
>>698302784 Decent
>>698303188 Yuk TRASH
>>698303642 QT
>>698303810 Trash Queen
>>698303908 God like
thats today's judging
Honorable mentions: Kyouko,Maki,Mami,Gard and Yume all QTs
>>698305326
Kurumi is both a qt and decent?
you replied to me twice
>>698304926
The imposter
>>698305010
Watch me
>>698305012
Old habits die hard
>>698305161
Charge!
>>698305299
Good idea, it'll leave room for agony
>>698304926
They keep TUMBLing in basic school studies. That's why they keep CUCKing up!
>>698304916
Shoulda went around... or above!
>>698305012
I know
>I dealt with 2 of them for a while!
I wish you the best of luck with it, don't lose your mind mang.
>>698305326
>Can't tell if boy or girl
>Trash
>Decent
Which one is it, Anon?!
>>698305299
Edgy
>>698305487
its hard ok. Im trying to watch tv
>>698305161
>>698305516
You two are kinda scary
>>698305326
>Not including god tier waifu Lilly
>>698305516
be sure to cut circulation to minimize blood loss
>>698305600
so which am I, a qt or just decent?
>>698305306
Arnold, stop making LEWDicrous assumption! You are always a target I have to shoot an ERO at!
>>698305516
Weee!
>>698305658
We're just having fun.
>>698305326
Bet my waifu isn't furry
>>698305539
Why must you hurt us so
>>698305326
thanks great /waifu/ judge
>>698305539
hah
didn't see that coming
>>698305516
>>698305161
but i prefer discount tsundere~chan
on another note i need to take a shower so i'll be back in a bit.
>>698305012
I kinda fucked up my sleep pattern so that was an error on my part.
>>698305774
She a cute of course ^_^
>>698305306
You should get it, I'd love to talk with you.
>And molest you~
>>698305326
>Judging a fan made picture
Wew, nice try.
>>698305516
*baka intensifies*
>>698305861
can i join o:
>>698305326
Honored
>>698305774
Your a QT
>>698305822
GO TO SLEEP
>>698305951
you're a nig
>>698305326
Eh. Thanks.
>>698305269
No, unfortunately that's not me.
>>698305927
Fuck off Konata.
>>698305801
KENSHI not see that I entertain, not hurt? Oh wait, she can't see at all.
>>698305516
Can't argue with that.
>>698305549
Thanks mate, I'll need it. Wait, two of them? Oh you dirty goat.
>>698305861
Oh, I see. I'm trying to fix my sleep too.
>>698306056
its tsukasa o:
>>698306046
god tier my god
>>698305789
But Rem is supposed to be cute and all!
>Ruby
>>698306168
Cousin Yui is nice.
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