What are the most kinkiest/hardcore things /b/ has done part 2.
Last thread 404'd
Let's hear it.
/b/ hasn't done anything because it's not a living thing or a person.
/b/ is just a board.
>>698285189
>whipped a girls ass with my belt until her ass had sick welts on it
>threesome with me and two other dudes
>cummed in my own mouth
>autoerotic asphyxiation?
is that shit kinky idk
one time i said "hold on the condom is bunched up" and then she stopped having sex with me and didn't finish me off and we never had sex again
>>698285453
Do you talk like a faggot in real life too?
>>698285189
i had sex once
>>698285189
sauce ?
I'm the guy with the brat girl from the last thread. Some Anon was asking me questions before it 404'd so here's what I was typing up:
>So you have a lot of communication about the D&S aspects of your relationship?
Communication is everything. We use safe words. "Mercy" and "Red" If she's crying and screaming and begging me to stop and saying "no" I know it's because she's in that headspace and she just needs to vocalise. If she says mercy I know I need to slow down or ease up or give her a breather. If she says Red then everything stops right there and I make sure she's OK.
Like what acts are good, or what you want to try or do differently>? And what respect means within them?
Exactly. BDSM is like a colouring book. She creates the scene and draws the lines. What I want to do within those lines is up to me. We hold eachother after sex and talk about everything. "I loved that, do it more often." "It hurt when you did that but you can do it like this next time." "I hated it when you did that, don't do it."
It's not about me abusing her and her accepting it. It's about doing stuff that we both enjoy.
Like when I pissed inside her that time. We're into anal and we were really into watersports at the time and we'd experimented with enemas so I didn't feel like I was overstepping the mark by doing that. Afterwards she told me she wasn't sorry it happened but she didn't want to do it again. So we didn't.
>Also, are you pure dom yourself? would you ever switch? Seems like brat could traverse to some dom kinda stuff sometmes maybe?
That's one of the things with Brats. They're not 100% sub. (something a lot of doms can't get their head around)
We do switch it up sometimes. Once a month she'll take charge for an hour. like a roleplaying role reversal. I see things from her point of view and she sees things from my point of view. It makes us much more empathetic to eachother imo.
>>698285189
double pussy, which was a part of a few threesomes I had, in the past.
also, watersports. hooked up with a trap once.
tonight, me and the wife are inviting another cock over, and we will be double penetrating her pussy, hoping to have both of us finish off inside of her at the same time.
It will be her first double pussy creampie. we had her first threeway two weeks ago, but she only got spit-roasted.
possible gangbang in the future, but only with the right kind of crowd.
I have straps on my bed to tie girls down, so I've done that. Ball gag stuff, put butt plugs up girl's ass. Choking, slapping, paddling light face fucking, that kinda stuff.
Nothing too crazy, wish my girlfriend was a kinky cum dumpster and would let me do all the crazy shit I want to.
>>698285189
My ex had a choking fetish, so I would tie her hands behind her back and start fucking her as hard as I could. At random I would choke her until she passed out at her request then fuck her limp body until she woke up. One time I had to give her cpr and we kept fucking. Another I choked her out then rammed my dick down her throat and fucked her throat until she regained consciousness gagging on my dick.
I came on her face and then while standing over her with my dick still pointed at her face I said "Uh uh, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six ropes of cum or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Magnum Dong, the most powerful donger in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, bitch?" and then I started peeing on her face.
there's a big difference between kinky and hardcore. which one do you want?
This happened a bit over a year ago
>recently broken up with a girl
>decide to reconnect with a girl I used to be fiends with
>she's about 5'3" blonde and nice C cups
>we go out to a bar and have usual catch up
>I ask if she wants to go watch a movie at my place.
>I'm visiting from out of town so I am staying at my parents place
>it's pretty late so everyone is asleep.
>watching TV in the living room.
>She tells me she's cold
>snuggle up with her a bit
>at this point I had no intentions of having sex with her.
>notice at some point her head has migrated to my lap
>continued...
>>698288925
>Feel her breathing on my dick
>start getting hard but pretend like I don't know what shes trying to do
>she looks up at me with a lustful slightly drunk gaze
>make my move and kiss her
>surprisingly quickly she pulls out my cock which is hard as steel at this point
>starts giving me the sloppiest head I have ever received
>swallowing my dick like her life depends on it
>I havent been laid in a couple months at this point
>feel like I'm about to cum
>pull her head off of my dick and give her a deep kiss
>continued...
dod
>>698285739
>>threesome with me and two other dudes
>>cummed in my own mouth
That's not kinky, that's just being a faggot.
>>698289596
>tell her we should leave the livingroom and go to my bedroom
>we get in there
>get naked
>she looks so good
>petite little figure, fat ass, nice perky C cup tits with puffy inverted nipples
>she gets on her knees and starts going to town again
>whisper i'm going to cum (parents are asleep in next room over)
>she keeps sucking away
>her mouth is so wet and smooth
>I bust and release about a weeks worth of pent up semen
>she takes it all in her mouth
>gives me a smirk and kisses me pushing all of my cum back into my mouth
>holyshitkinky.jpg
>try to push it back into her mouth
>we end up having a sloppy cum kiss for a while
>go and lay on my bed for a bit
>she asks if I'm ready for round 2 yet
>continued...
When I was 22 I got with a 40 year old who was SUPER into BDSM, she was a sub. I didn't fucking know anything about this. Everywhere we walked she would always walk a half step behind me on my right because that was some sub thing. She would want me to rape her, and she was actually struggle with her full might. She taught me how to properly hit a woman, choke a woman etc. Shit was too much for me. I twas fun while it lasted.
>>698290146
pls, more
>>698290146
You're gay now.
>>698290146
>start going down on her to get my boner back up to strength
>she starts moaning so I shove my hand in her mouth to keep her quiet
>she loves it
>make her cum with my tongue
>cock is hard again
>prepare to fuck her and move like I'm going to get a condom
>she grabs my cock and whispers "I don't think so mister"
>she guides my cock to her pussy
>slide in completely unprotected (maybe she was on the pill idk)
>As I start fucking I feel her fingers squeeze my ass and she really digs her nails in
>Slowly move her hands closer and closer towards my sweet virgin pucker
>she slowly starts to massage my asshole
>continued...
piss in gf's mouth (by accident kek).
choke gf.
hair pulling.
light bondage.
whipped cream.
rimjobs (given & received).
gf jerked me off so hard on multiple occasions that my dick literally shot out a bit of blood from the tip or the urethra.
once received a sloppy bj; she teethed at my dick and it ended up bleeding near the foreskin; legit felt so good; we were 69ing and she comes up and says "anon, there's blood" while i'm feasting on her pussy; I legit thought I was cumming before I knew what it was. bitch sucked the blood out of my erection.
golden showers.
ice cubes.
roleplay.
rape fantasies.
this is exhausting.
When I was like 17 I facefucked a girl super hard in a movie theater. When we finished up we noticed 2 people had moved into position so they could see what we were doing. I'm assuming they saw the whole thing.
>>698285189
Fucked my wife in the ass while my fist was in her vag.
>>698290675
>She presses one finger in and my cock is ready to explode
>slowly swirls her finger inside of me
>I'm so horny at this point I can't handle it
>whisper in her ear how good it feels
>she giggles and presses in a second finger
>starts whispering about how she wants to see me suck a mans cock
>whyisthisturningmeon.wav
>whisper that I'm going to cum
>tells me to cum inside her
>obey
>fill her with my cum
>lay down exhausted
>try to snuggle for a few minutes
>she asks if I'm ready to go again
>jesuschrist3times.webm
>continued
>>698286303
do you seriously think that anyone will read that? i guarantee 0% of people will read that shit
>>698291077
>Fucked my wife in the ass while my fist was in her vag.
So do baby insert in vagino or do it go there self?
>>698291199
this is getting gayer and gayer
>>698291077
thats sounds like really awkward positioning
>>698290732
tons of public sex on multiple road trips. at rest areas, in woods, at Theodore Roosevelt national park feet away from some tour guide.
gave gf fervent rimjob while she was bent over my bed once at parent's house when I was 17, mom walks in during, just as I am cumming on the floor while jerking myself off. i didn't stop.
fucking gf on my brother's bed.
fucking gf on my friend's bed.
fucking gf in front of my friend (in her room, in tent, in his room , etc.)
ehhhhhh. more?
>>698291077
I hope you mean uterus.
>Fucks wife in the ass while she's giving birth to his first child.
>>698291291
Eh, I was talking to a guy who was interested in the last thread.
If he's still around I'm happy to answer questions.
If the threads's gone over to the "ZOMG I WAS TOTALLHY RAPED BY DOGS AND NIGGERS WHEN I WAS FIVE... THE ARISTOCATS" fantasy faggots then whatever.
I like to go hunting. Enjoy flapping in the woods.
>> Be me fapping in my ground blind. Doe comes out.
>> Shoot the doe and track it down in the woods.
>> See deer puss and get idea because I didn't finish fapping in my blind.
>> Fuck the deer before field dressing it and going home.
Beastiality and Necrophilia. Two birds one stone.
That kinky enough for you?
>>698291199
>she gets me hard again and climbs on top of me
>starts slapping my face and choking me as she rides my cock
>this continues for about 10 minutes
>she tells me she's going to cum again
>this gets me off and I cum inside her again
>we both fall asleep
>next morning we wake to the sound of a phone buzzing
>its her phone
>she looks at caller ID
>"shhhh its my boyfriend"
>yourwat.png
>she answers "hey babe, sorry I didnt make it home last night, I was out partying with the girls and stayed over at Leah's house, be home soon, love you"
>we fuck again
>I take her home
>start dating a new girl
>don't fuck her again
>feelsbadman.wmv
>end
>>698291308
There are a couple of positions that aren't uncomfortable.
>>698291362
this is kinkiest thing you have done thread, not most heterosexual kinky experience you've had thread.
>>698291693
My whole hand was in her vagina, doing the uterus is best left for hentai.
Pretty straightforward bondage/domination/humiliation shit. I had never done this before so there was definitely a learning curve. Learned to love it. We had a box full of choke collars, leashes, whips, rope, butt plugs, riding crops, etc. It was a fun half a year til we broke up and I moved out.
TL:DR Kinkiest shit i've done is bondage
>>698285189
Had sex with my gf and her mother who was tied down to the bed. god I miss college...
>>698286112
But he didn't say anything. He just typed it out.
>>698292009
Also anal every day when she was on her period. Always came inside and she would then describe to me how it was dripping out and down her thighs. For some reason this was so hot to me.
>>698292085
Pics?
>greentext?
Got tied to a ceiling once and beaten with a switch/ fucked. It was greattttttt my ass was bruised for a week.
Also, had sex with a dude in his gf's car.
Also, had sex with my friend's ugly virgin friend in front of him.
Also, got fucked by this guy while his gf was in the other room
>>698292413
Postitsorgtfo
>>698292413
oh also,
went to a bdsm dungeon and gave a (super hot) crossdresser head while a bunch of old ugly fat perverts watched
Rammed my ex in the pooper right after bringing her home from having an abortion. She wanted it though.
>>698287913
Severely under rated post
>>698292085
I banged a girl and her mother a couple of times. When the mother's sister was in town, the three of us would hookup. Never got all three of them into bed at the same time, but the daughter did walk in one time when I was the the mother and her sister. She was drunk and babbling about something that happened while she was out that night.
>>698287913
10/10 post
>>698286303
Dude, I appreciate the words. That sounds like a great relationship you had. I hope I get to explore this some time myself.
>>698293288
>brats aren't 100% doms
>switches sometimes
you're a switch then faggot not a Dom
Choked my gf out during sex, I've fucked her in the ass, I've tied her up, I've squeezed her wrists so tight they bled, and I've wipped her with my belt a few times. Oh and I had a threesome when I was 5, with my 6 year old brother and some other random person.
>>698291776
theres a webm like this, anyone have it?
>>698294029
never gotten belt whipped, would love it
>>698294029
Whoa, story of 6 yo threesome.
>>698293288
My pleasure, m8. Always happy to answer questions from the genuinely curious.
>>698293609
>Replying to the wrong person
Hooo boy
>brats aren't 100% doms
Well no fucking shit. Nobody said that but I'm glad you're keeping up. They're not really 100% submissive either. That's kind of the definition.
>switches sometimes
Yeah, every few weeks we do some role reversal play.
>you're a switch then faggot not a Dom
After 7 fucking years in this relationship and 4 in the previous one I think I know what I am by now. Thanks for your input though, kid.
>>698291776
typical american right here
>>698285189
fucked a friend of mine who was 16 at the time. tied her up, spanked her, throat fucked her pounded her pussy, cut her with razors. we did it at night in public in a skatepark where you couldn't see from the road. we're still friends and fucked once or twice since
>>698290426
LOL! If she was a sub you'd be giving her the orders, she was topping from the bottom which makes you her sub, faggot
>>698294741
nah you're a fake poser. You couldn't Dominate a fucking hamster. Real Doms don't need safewords or switching to feel comfortable in their roles.
>>698285189
>Met a 40 year old woman from OKC (I was 28)
>She'd read my questions and seen I was a little kinky/sub, and hinted about a few other things
>Asks me about the questions over dinner
>I get flustered / embarrassed, but answer truthfully
>She asks to come over to my place
>We make out on the couch
>Eventually have sex
>Turns out I was exactly what she was looking for; skinny, long hair, sub
>End up dating
>She got me to try more intense bondage, spanking
>Gets me to try light anal play
>Eventually move to pegging
>We start regularly pegging
cont
>>698295063
Oh do tell me more, Obi Wan.
I've been doing it wrong for more than a decade.
>>698295330
well at least you admit it now
> be me, femanon
> be fwb with a guy who sometimes hangs out with my friend group
> everyone knows we r fucking
> he somehow mentions in conversation that I'm a squirter
> friends just look at me
> later at my house, friends (3 girls) sleeping over and everything, my parents aren't home.
> watching movies whatever they're a little high
> "so anon, do you really squirt?"
> laugh and tell her yes
> they exchange looks
> "show us?"
> wtf no
> somehow progresses 2 of them holding me down and the other fingering me until I squirt
Was pissed at them at first but I got over it. We did shit like that a bunch. Fwb guy thought this story was soooo hot
Had sex while driving in the highway.
>>698295288
>3 months into dating, and I'd never been to her place
>She asks if Id like to spend the night at her place finally
>I agree
>Once inside, she tells me to sit on the couch and the make myself comfortable (ie: get undressed)
>Im buck naked on the couch, and some dude comes out from another room
>Dudes a biker type. Big, inked, huge beard
>"Oh hey, you must be Anon. Marlene told me all about you"
>I'm freaking out, embarassed to shit
>She comes out
>"Anon, this is Doug, my Dom!"
cont
>>698295914
Nigger, type the entire fucking story in one go or not at all. None of this 'cont?' bullshit.
>>698294377
She definitely did, only problem was after she couldn't sit down at all after.
>>698294649
Wasn't exactly concentual either, but that kind of stuff happens in life. I probably wouldn't be with the girl I am, or in this thread right now without it though, so....thank you for raping me random pedophile?
>>698295914
plz deliver need to hear how it ends
>>698295489
Go on then, Domsplain some shit to me since you obviouly know better, weeman.
Role reversal play is bad because....
Safe words are a bad thing because....
While we're at it; A/S/L and type of relationship you're in.
I'm 33 and engaged to my girl. Active on the BDSM scene for the last 12 years. Everyone else I meet IRL seems to think we have a good and healthy relationship but apparently some fucking kid from 4chan knows better than people that have been into it since the fucking 70's and is going to educate me. I'm all ears.
>>698296455
tell the story anon! Was she being bad? How did it happen?? need greentext
>>698295914
>She tells me they'd been together for years, and that they had an open relationship
>I was less freaked, figured that was that
>The two of them start making out
>I'm sitting there awkward as shit
>He sits next to me, she proceeds to blow him
>Soon after he put his arm around me, starts to rub my shoulder
>After a while he pulls me over and kisses me
>I push away
>"it's okay anon, just let it happen"
>Scared shitless, but let him make out with me
cont
>>698296580
I'm a cute little subbie with d cups in need of a dom. A REAL dom
>>698285189
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone recognise the classic music? pls help, thanks
Had group sex with my wife and another couple we're friends with. We all did stuff with each other. Fucked my friends wife. He fucked mine. Girls did each other. Friend and I blew each other. Hot as hell. Ended up blowing and getting fucked by my friend separate from the girls after. Shit was cash.
>>698296455
You mentioned so tell the story asshole.
>>698296707
Tits or get the fuck out.
I had sex once
>>698286241
I've always wanted to try that one
>>698296636
>While he made out with me, she stopped blowing him
>"Aw, this is so cute"
>She snapped a pic of us making out
>I'm freaking out again
>She starts to go down on me, I calm down a little
>He slides further down the couch, pulls me down with him
>My face is cm from his dick
>"Give it a kiss"
>His hands on my head and my face is now pressed right against it
>I kiss it
>I eventually give the worlds shittiest blowjob to some 40 year old biker dom
>They give me some cool down time before we talk about what happend
>I go home the next morning
>Marlene doesn't stop texting me, asking to hang out again
cont
>>698287913
i r8 8/8
>>698285189
I would have wrote 221B if it were me disgracing this chick....
>>698297501
>I eventually give in and go out with both of them
>Once again end up at their place
>She asks if I'd be okay with bondage; he's an experienced rigger
>I agree
>Once restrained, dude starts to spank my ass
>Shit hurts like hell, his hands are way stronger than hers
>Once my ass his red as fuck he stops
>"Marlene tells me you ride her strapon like a pro"
>He doesn't fuck me that night, but fingers do make there way up there
>This sort of shit goes on for a few more dates
cont
>>698297512
What is with all the white for got to resize before export from photoshop?
>>698297512
Where and when?
>>698298580
I'm a sub, not a graphic designer. Got a problem, take it up with my attorney bitch
>>698297512
Show you are a good sub take pic sucking your nipple.
>>698290146
what the fuck, thats gay man
>>698298756
I don't take orders from random anon fag. If you walked into a grocery store and the manager came up to you and told you to start stacking boxes, would you do it?
>>698297512
Post ass you little slut.
>>698298918
Shut the fuck up and just post.
>>698298285
>Marlene picks me up for our usual date night
>Get to her place, dudes on the couch watching some horror movie
>"I'm gonna head out for a bit; you two love birds have fun tonight"
>Im wondering what the fuck shes talking about
>She leaves
>Im alone with biker dude
>As usual, he starts making out with me
>"Get undressed Anon; I love seeing your little body"
>In for a penny...
>Back in bondage
>He starts to finger bang me, harder than ever before
>"You've got a fine bitch ass"
>Ended up getting ass fucked by old biker dude
cont
>>698296627
>>698297039
Okay, but I'm warning you I suck at it
>her and me spooning watching tv on the bed
>place my hand on her tit while were watching
>play with it in a non-sexual way for a few minutes
>start squeezing it trying to distract her from the tv
>she keeps focusing on the tv
>move her bra out of the way and play with her nipple
>she finally gives in and jumps on top of me
>ohfuck.jpeg
Little side note, if I tease her too much she gets aggressive and she's very sadistic, so that's bad
>grab her and flip her over so I'm on top
>kiss her and play either her tits more
Fast foward
>some clothes come off
>I'm in boxer shorts and she's in tights
>she tries grabbing at my cock
>I slap her hands away
>roll her over
>grab my belt
>whip her in the ass over and over while she moans and screams
>pull her tights down and finger her
>she asks me (daddy) to fuck her
"Only if you beg"
>"please, please, pleaaase fuck me daddy, I really want it"
"Fine, but only if daddy gets to be as rough as he wants"
>"ok"
>take off boxers
>she points her ass up
>I hold her arms behind her back and fuck her
>she moans and screams until we both cum
The end? I guess
>>698285189
I had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of prcreation
>>698291792
That woman is power hungry, preys on the little twinky guys and probably dates a chad
I had sex for the sole purpose of procreation.
My ass still hurts
>>698299142
>her and me spooning watching tv on the bed
>place my hand on her tit while were watching
>play with it in a non-sexual way for a few minutes
Hands down, best part of having a gf.
>>698299188
You fucking fag.
>>698286241
with a human or with an animal?
>>698299142
wish I could hear her...
>>698298749
Worst sub ever.
Also, why would you need to edit real pic?
>>698299594
it was during a video call. Edited out the guy's name and pic
>>698287885
That's kinda hot
>>698299686
You really suck at this. We already know you're a whore. Now do what you're told slut.
>>698285189
Had sex in a crowded theatre
>no seats left
>ex-gf sat on lap
>slowly grinded me till I came
>sat like that till movie ended
>was kinda gross when she got up
Current gf deep throated my cock, literally swallowed some of it and I came into her esophagus. Felt amazing, every time she gulped felt like she was licking the tip.
>>698299849
no ty I only do things for people who have some way of backing up their demands
>>698299136
>Every 3rd "date" with Marlene ended up being dates with just Doug, no Marlene
>Eventually its Doug who starts picking me up at my place
>At this point I'm basically his bf, not Marlenes
>One year mark since meeting Marlene
>He starts getting me to wear her clothes when we fuck
>Turns out shes dating a new guy, looks more like Doug than me
>Doug calls me his girl all the time
>This goes on for another couple months
>"I have a surprise for you babe"
>Meet another dude, turns out he's a tattoo artist
>Nothing too weird going on thoo, no mention of the gay shit we've been doing
>Smoke a bowl with them
>I'm stoned as fuck
>>698291792
I was expecting this to end with her being the lochness monster
>>698285189
>back from party
>fooled around with gf lightly drunk
>she had heels and a tight dress
>hair up in a bun
>she says "lets be playful"
>i don't understand what she means
>she drops her panties
>"do whatever you want"
>i start bending her over the table
>slight bondage with a scarf
>slapping her ass
>waiting her to say stop but she didnt
>moving her to the kitchen she has to crouch
under the table while im sitting and giving me a wet bj
>we move to the bathroom bc i need to pee
>i undress her, she still has her heel gets into the bathtub
>b4 she can react i start to pee on her face it drips down while she starts smiling and saying dirty things
>she smiles at me and I just go slightly in her ass while sitting on the edge of the bathtub
>we cleaned up fell asleep afterwards
>next morning she prepared breakfast wearing only one piece swimsuit
>she asks if I needed to pee first :)
continued....
>>698300147
What do you have in mind?
>>698285189
Fucked my passed out friends girl 10 ft away from him at a party one time. Was pretty great
>>698298918
Holy fuck! You are no God damn sub. So just shut your whore mouth and do as you are told since you are a cunt.
I'd say kinkiest thing I've done was with a trap, he wanted me to abuse his dick as much as possible during sex, shits fucked up.
>>698300147
Seriously you are getting me fucking angry. Just fucking do it bitch.
>be me
>be bound
>legs tied far apart, there's no escape
>can't-see-blindfolded.exe
>feel cold blade on my thigh
>oh-shit-Im-getting-cut.wtf.jpeg
>???
>hardest fuck of my life, a couple times he goes in my ass
>hardest orgasm of my life
>cuts don't stop there
>each cut turns me on more, edging closer and closer to my next orgasm
>rinse and repeat
>mfw
>>698299142
This was when you were 6? Wtf? How can that be?
>>698299360
Eh, free blowjobs are pretty good too, especially waking up to them, but I always do enjoy playing with her boobs, or rubbing her nipples in her sleep so I can hear her have a wet dream.
>>698299548
She has a beautiful voice, she makes little whimpers all the time instead of full on moans, it's kinda why we got into the whole daddy thing.
>>698300197
>"You ready for your surprise Anon?"
>Confused, but say sure
>End up getting a tramp stamp
>"Doug's Girl" in that gothic lettering
>Eventually the tramp stamp heals
>One night Im hanging out with Dough
>Tattoo artist shows up
>"Time to pay up little girl"
>End up being whored out to him till he feels I am paid in full
>After that, Doug becomes way rougher in bed
>Choking me out, rimming him bigger toys, etc
>Our dates become way less frequent
cont
>>698300147
No one gives a shit what you think. Just do it. That's the only thing you are good for.
>>698301192
youre acting like you play no role in this thing, entirely passive
>>698299188
That's fucked up even for /b/.
3-4 times a week I hire a escort and have her wear a costume from my now rather large collection.
>>698297512
Maooor!!
>>698285189
>What are the most kinkiest/hardcore things /b/ has done part 2.
Ask your mother. She was tight.
>>698301192
>Eventually see more of Marlene again
>Turns out that fucking the other dude made me look like a fag to Doug (??? okay)
>Apparently happened before; prob his thing
>I'm actually broken up about this; actually ended up falling for the dude
>Eventually stop talking with her
>Never see either of them since
>>698301536
wear a costume and... ?
She was into zombie shit, I was into anal. So I fucked her butt after I told her that the tea she was drinking was mixed with the ashes of her dead cat.
>>698301644
Good one. Not really tho.
>>698301730
>Ashes of her dead cat
That's a whole new fucking level! Kek.
femanon here. i lost my virginity exactly one week ago. my boyfriend had me on my knees and facefucked the shit outta me until i puked and then when we fucked he choked me.
10/10 would do again
>>698301940
doesn't count until you swallow the puke mid-deep throat and keep going so he doesn't even notice 3/10
>>698301940
Props to that guy. Did a good job breaking you in.
I've tried to suck my dick and thought of eating my cum.
>>698302069
i did that like 3 times actually, but when i actually spit it out he just gave me a towel, kissed me on the head and kept goin
>>698301716
a lot of anal, but deep throat and a throat pies are my favorite. I've searched a lot for a couple of years but I've found very few girls who are my type (skinny tight bodies) who can do proper deep throats. Many girls advertise they do, but that just means pushing 30% of your cock in the back of their throat.
>>698302095
yeah dude you're telling me. legs hurt for like 3 days.
>>698302313
Are you even trying?
Go find a fap roulette thread.
>>698302569
>found very few girls who are my type (skinny tight bodies)
>anon is fat neckbeard
>>698301940
And on that day a good little slut was born. Brings a tear to my penis just thinking about it.
>>698289596
>>stops her from sucking my dick
>>indirectly sucks own dick
we know op, its a guy in disguys
>>698291776
i too fap in the woods, while hunting.one tme i was fapping a a buck walks out mid stroke, grab rifle drop the buck then went to finnish myself off thats the hardest ive ever been, with all of the adrenline, it was hard to finish.
>>698301940
Did you bleed?
>>698302745
Your point being? I could still buy escorts even if I were a 'fat neckbeard'
>>698303306
That sounds like a budweiser ad....
>>698303325
no, i was super wet so it didn't hurt too much. felt pretty cash when he was in.
>>698303477
fucking kek
>>698300721
>Holy fuck! You are no God damn sub. So just shut your whore mouth and do as you are told since you are a cunt.
And you are no Dom.
you do not understand respect. You do not think about what a would-be-sub's terms are.
you do not understand what the kink is. you are the worst sort of so-called dom. And I dont ever give you the courtesy of capitalising that.
>>698297512
>>698298749
>>698298918
>>698300147
She leaves after a little bit of dom talk? Not good sub material at all...
>>698303766
If you can't even take a little bit of trash talking how do you plan on being even a somewhat decent sub? Don't waste my time...
I drugged my friend when I stayed over at his place, he passed out. I kept making a bunch of noise and moving parts of his body to see if he was going to wake up. Nope. I got him undressed and flipped him over on his stomach, spread his cheeks apart to see his tight little asshole. My cock was already hard, I lubbed up my cock and his ass and climbed on top of him.
> Slowly start shoving my cock inside
> He moaned a bit in his sleep
> his asshole pulled my cock inside
> eventually I was balls deep
> I slowly fucked him, deep, long trust
> I picked up the pace, balls slapping against his taint
> I exploded as deep as I could, cock pulsating inside him
> Cum starting leaking from his tight ass
I spent the entire night filling his asshole full of my cum. I'm not gay, I just wanted to fuck him in his ass.
>>698304265
>>698304265
that wasn't me (little subbie) responding you twat. Some fucking asian guy who can't even write in English properly
>>698304522
I don't even know where to begin...
>>698304907
also I have better things to do with my time than fill some poor thirsty virgin's power play fantasy
My ex would piss while riding my dick and while I ate her out
>>698304522
yeah rape is pretty kinky I guess
>>698304907
Then why did you stop posting? Give us what we want slut.
>>698285189
Cumming on unfinished hardwood
>>698304265
You mean, if you cant show a sub respect before starting to make demands, and fail to observe important considerations like understanding safewords, finding out what their aims and needs are, why are you wasting their time?
A dickhead who shows no sign of manners, no sign of consideration for the sub, is not a Dom. They're just an over-entitled, loud prick, trying to demand others to do stuff to get his jollies off..
Good luck with that. Random subs are not your servants to do your whim. Submissive does not mean they unconditionally take your shit the moment you open your mouth.
>>698305092
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
>>698305385
cuz I LOVE TROLLZINNNNNNNN
>>698305350
I can't even come close to understanding what you are trying to get out of this thread...
>>698305513
That makes more sense than this virgin-by-force femanon claiming to be a sub...
>>698305619
I'd be surprised if understanding were ever your strong point, if you're the over-entitled-thinks-he's-a-dom guy from earlier posts.
>>698291199
2 fingers. No lube. Slides right in. This guy gets his asshole rekt on the regular
>>698305784
Probably some tumblr femanazi trying to bait people so she can post how disgusting men are.
>>698286454
Gay as shit, two dudes rubbing cocks together. Kill all fags.
>>698306140
you got me all figured out nigger
>>698306047
Then help me understand.
>>698303500
what's your body type?
Choked gf until she passed out, slapped her to Wake her up, turned her around and held her hair while fucking her hard.
>>698301940
Tits or gtfo
>>698306569
chubby
>>698305209
My wife was riding me anal asian cowgirl. Got her to piss then made her cum mid-piss. First time for that.
I found a wild electabuzz
>>698290146
You are a homosexual.
>>698306047
Tell me your plan on getting a respectful dom from posting one picture on an anonymous forum...
P.S. Why didn't you just take a picture that wasn't taken from a webcam conversation?
>>698307166
OKAY LET'S GET THIS THING STRAIGHT HIS ASSHOLE ISN'T ME IT'S SOME WHITE HORSE FEDORA WEARING NECKBEARD FAGGOT OKAY
>>698307166
also cuz my phone died and that's actually why im not posting more nudes
Not that kinky but eh its kinky enough
>be me
>have ex who had daddy issues
>she would love it when I would spank her
>every time I would spank her I would call her daddy's little slut
>she would squeal and moan like the little slut she was
>I would make her deepthroat my cock while whispering in her ear show me who's daddys little slut
>would tie her hands together
>also to mention she was into rape and bdsm
>so I would pretend to rape her and put it in her ass when she wasn't expecting it all while she would squeal "If you do not reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep"
>>698307316
This is so fucking confusing. Here's an idea. Post pics so I know I'm talking to you and not some faggot pretending to be you.
>>698285189
Ayo, can i get a source on that pic?
>>698307554
no fuck you go suck your own cock
>>698307554
Full circle. Kek
>>698307716
Which fake femanon are you? Lol
>strangled my gf with an ethernet cable until she passed out while fucking her
>i stop cause her eyes are fuckin rolled up in her head
>she comes to with "why'd you stop"
>>698307513
Surprise Kek.
>>698307513
kek
>>698306306
look at what's already been said. (by me, and the girl who put the photo up).
Just because a sub is a sub does not mean that they are YOUR sub to follow orders.
A sub should be given respect, just as much as a Dom is given respect by the sub. If there is no respect, there is no submission. Until that respect is shown, a demand of the sort you've made isnt going to get you anywhere. If you'd opened not with "Show you are a good sub, by..." but "If you are a good sub, and wish to take orders, then show us by...".
Instead, by simply making a demand, you acted without any respect. Is that girl sub, and collared by her dom? Is she single and not wanting anyone? Is she Lesbian, and only subs to other women? You didnt ask. You did not show her respect.
And if you do not show a sub that you can have respect, you do not get to get anything from them. Because if you cant show respect for such a simple act as finding out their needs, then why would any sub trust you to, perhaps, do breath play, or to listen to a safeword, or any other action?
Respect is a two-way street, the submissive gives themselves totally to a dominant partner, but part of that giving is the trust that the dom will respect, and treat the sub properly for the way they request.
Failure to do that, and submission can very, very rapidly turn to abuse.
Do you understand now?
>>698307513
Ayy
>>698308087
>She dies
See her in afterlife later.
>Why'd you stop?
>>698308330
well no I really don't give a shit about anything like that. As long as he spanks me to keep me in line I'm fine
>>698308555
TRIPPPPPPSSSSS my lucky day yay ^_^
>>698308330
you talk like a fag
and your shit's all retarded
>>698308330
A lot of work copy/pasting that when you could've just saved so much trouble and sent another pic. I'm over this anon. I'm just fucking done.
I sucked off my friend in an alleyway in broad daylight. Nothing super kinky, but it was exciting. Was also my first blowjob.
Itt: a bunch of faggots recall the one time they went hetero and the 40 billion times they went homo
>>698308555
THANK YOU!!! And congrats!
Be me, clinically depressed 17 year old femanon. Have betafag pothead, high school boyfriend. Fuck 4-5 times a day every weekend because sex is the only time I feel happy. One day I'm at boyfriends house. Stupid little kids at his house for some fucking reason. Break into the B side of his AB apartment complex. Have anal sex in an empty apartment building. He pulls out. Uh oh. Shit everywhere. Get embarrased. Smoke a bowl. Leave
>>698285189
DPed a virgin who also happened to take my virginity at the same time. I also came inside her ass. At the time I thought I was god
>>698309300
>roastie
>>698309300
That sounds awesome.
>>698309465
So you lost your virginity in a butthole. Hahahahaha
>>698309300
You can shit on my dick, don't be embarrassed
>>698309554
Someone's salty
>>698309560
Whoever own that building probably didn't like what he found
New thread anyone?
Post thread number.
>>698285453
To be literal, he's talking about the users of /b/. Stop trying.
>was driving around high as balls
>see girl crash her bike into a phone booth
>watch her cry and hold her bloody knee
>stop and offer to help
>throw her into car
>drive to secluded area
>hit the floor
>do the dinosaur
>the whole train applauds
>>698309713
yeah it was a nice virgin butthole, no regrets.
>>698306608
i think my mom has dided 40 times over at this point
>pic related my mom
I was super into cbt in my late teens/early twenties. I caught a wasp in a jar and let it sting me right on the cock. Holy shit it was intense. After the initial pain went away there was this throbbing/pulsing in my cock, it swelled bigger than I've ever seen it before and I've tried viagra before. I came buckets just from the sensation.
>>698310061
I wish I could see their face(s). Especially if they had kids....
>>698310420
I hope you tappin that..
>>698287885
If you did CPR correctly you would break her ribs. You are full of shit.
>>698309300
The adventures of betafag pothead and depressed girl part 2. Show up at his house one weekend. Shithead little kids there again. You kids like frozen right? Put on movie. Go in adjacent room( his sisters room). Knock knock uncle betafag what are you doing to depressed girl. Knock knock knock what are you guys doing in there? Finish up. Bake a cake. You didn't hear nothin you little shits alright! An act of love heals a frozen heart.
>be 14
>16 yo 9/10 gf
>we decide to sit on a bench on the far side of a public park, middle of the day,
>we're talking and she decides to stick her hand out of my pants out of nowhere
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>she forces me to continue talking while she slowly jerks me off under my pants
>i finish and she decides to expose my cock, people are around but they aren't looking anywhere near us
>jerks and sucks me off right on the bench, >within 15 mins I cum all over myself, shirt pants and everything
>she licks the cum off her hands
>"Okay then, text you later anon!"
>she runs and bikes away
>alone and covered in my own cum
>2 miles from home with only a scooter
This is when I found out I am an into exibtionism
>>698310868
Actually if you do it wrong you break ribs....
>>698311048
No? Broken ribs are to be expected when doing CPR.
Source: Everywhere ever.
>>698306608
Gay
>>698311166
http://cpr.heart.org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/Programs/HandsOnlyCPR/UCM_475604_CPR-Learn-More.jsp
It does happen but on average 1/3 times.
>>698310878
Not as cool as part one...
>>698310868
Or maybe he didn't do CPR correctly because she didn't even need it...
>>698311166
>>698311594
But you're right it is to be expected. Nice triple double by the way...
>>698311756
also this beta girl is kinda a raging bitch. Calling kids "little shits" is something white trash losers do
>>698312045
Kids are little shits tho...
>>698312143
apparently so are you
>>698287913
i dont know anymore
>>698299188
filthy fucking deviant, reported
>>698312045
Omg! I said the word shit and on /b/ no less!
>>698312767
yes we know you're very grown up now go back to bed
>>698285189
I've got an omo fetish and I got a guy to comply with me for a while. Brought him out to the movies once and jacked him off in the seat next to me, with a group of teeny bobbers chillin three to four rows ahead. Thankfully he isn't too loud kek
Anyway, he pissed himself. Left everything soaked.
>>698285189
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>698287913
You're my hero anon.
>>698313771
So pure, much kink
Cum on a hot girl in public, or cum walking behind one in a cute dress in a park, or ask a cute blonde if she wanted to give me a hand with my pants half down in a forest (she said "nah thanks") Also went around driving/biking/walking, fapping and asking pretty girls for directions around town in my car.. i would spend hours to find attractive women to flash my dick to, i'd lose count if i would try.. im a young attractive male with no problem getting actual sex but i couldnt stop doing it.. eventually i managed to convince myself it would 360 fuck up my life if i got caught and snapped out of it.. I realised this because i almost flashed a girl i know and realised theres been about 50 women/girls that could have simply remembered my license plate if they werent so weirded out by the situation.. the number eventually got so high i was scared i would start running into them in normal situations.. i then moved towns for my study and did it a couple times there.. i quickly stopped again because i found it too dangerous.. this is just a small part of the complete disaster that is me sexually, but ill spare you all the other fucked up shit.
>>698310878
no one gives a shit show tits
Jerked off on ex gf garlic bread before dinner. She decided she didn't want it... ex daughter (13) ate it.. told ex after.... she didn't care.
>>698287913
I literally just finished that movie for the first time about 20 minutes ago and then I come and see this
>am I high?
Let a loli suck my dick.
>>698307513
sneaky cunt
My girlfriend let me cum in her ass and she pushed it out into a cup, then ate it.
She also used to peg me a lot.
I used to tie her up and she'd call me daddy and I'd spank her with a belt until she cried and screamed, then I'd fuck her in any hole I wanted.
Also used to do a lot of roleplaying, usually where I was somebody breaking in/coming over/whatever and rape her.
I'll tell stories if anyone wants.
>>698316938
Please do, this thread is on it's last legs
>>698285189
Still being a virgin at 26, not much.
My only claim to fame is when I was 24 dating a girl who was 20.
>at her parents house watching movie
>on couch in living room with blanket over us
>her dad is sitting in the recliner next to the couch
>after a while he's passed out, head on shoulder snoring
>gf grabs hand and puts it on her boob under her shirt
>think she's just teasing me
>laugh and raise an eyebrow
>puts my hand on her boob again
>start playing with her nipple
>suddenly her hand goes down my pants
>put my hand down hers
>she's fucking soaked
>fingering her while she's jerking me off and her dad is snoring right next to us
>doesn't take but a minute for her to get off
>decide it's best if she doesn't finish me off
>too risky for her to try and swallow, nowhere else for cum to go without soaking through my pants
Let my big play with the girl I babysat.
>>698307513
I usually dont but this one deserves it.
>>698306249
only gay if the balls are touching.
>>698308330
True fam
I get hard and piss in my wife.
Then while she's full I fuck her hard till both of us have cum.
Then after I pull out she sucks me off so she can taste my piss, my cum, and her juices all mixed together.
She's a keeper.
Pic unrelated
>>698285922
LMAO
I convinced my past 3 exs to fuck a friends dog
When I was 11/12 my older brother by a couple years used to play a lot of Runescape, he made me sit below him with my dick out while he shoved his feet against my cock and basically kicked and stood on it, then would alternate between rubbing it while I laid there until I came.
>>698320369
>>698320841
>>698319992
The fuck?!?!?!
>>698285189
Need more of her, man !
>>698319992
>>698320999
You need to try it. Getting her to do it the first time is the hardest part. Once you do it once she'll want it more.
>>698320369
I fucked my dog once when I was younger. I put a lot of lube on his ass and kind of played with him (he's a husky) and sort of slipped my cock just in a bit to test the waters, pushed in and out a few times while he was getting an obvious knot from the stimulation I masturbated him a little bit. I ended up lasting only a few minutes and came, then I made him cum and give him some dog treats.
masturbated outside, in the rain, lying naked on the ground
at about 3 am in the morning i hooked up with a guy from grindr and we smoked some tina in his car and then went out back near a wall by a park and i sucked his cock and he moaned really loud.
>>698298918
>>698298918
This is one of the best sub responses I've seen to that kind of shit. Personally I think this poster is a real deal sub, just one who likes to challenge/test her doms.
>>698305350
This is so fucking true. But I'm glad there are a ton of incompetent bossy Dom wannabes out there--just makes my like easier. I'd take this kind of self-aware sub over some daddy issues slut any day.
okay
>Be me
>Have a qt girlfriend
>Both of us into bdsm
>We fuck alot
>In bathroom she got out of bath and started getting smexy
>Doing doggy style over tub
>I get brilliant idea
>Grab her hair and call her a slut
>Put her head into the water and hold it there for like 10 seconds
>Do this around 5 times before I cum
>Never do this again and never talk about it
>mfw she told me she had a water fetish after we broke up
>>698301649
What. The. Fuck.
>>698308330
Dom here.
True and I'd add that it's also critical to establish/earn your authority. Most subs don't get off on just being ordered around, they want it in the context of serving a good Dom. IMO you can't just start with being a bossy bitch, you need to establish a dynamic where the sub feels you're something she wants to serve. Kind of like when you have a serious job interview as much for you to decide if you like the potential boss as for them to decide if they want to hire you.
>>698311846
Because she didn't exist...
>>698300332
I expected the classic
>>she was moaning so loud she must have woke someone
>>open the door
>>get on the floor
>>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>698291792
> have crazy sex with a girl
> Nothing ever becomes of it
This is the story of my life bro.
Unfortunatley, "easy come, easy go"
>>698300147
The "doms" in this thread are hilarious.
It's like if a guy tried to mug you by calling your mobile interstate and going "i swear you better mail me your wallet or else"
For me it's a two way tie.
One was some really rough unprotected sex with a FWB. I pinned her to the mattress by the throat and started slapping her across the face to get her to fight me off, and whenever she gave up kicking I'd hit her again. Ended up putting so much cum in her she got pregnant.
Two, I sucked a guy's cock while his girlfriend watched. Then I came inside his girlfriend while he jerked off to me fucking her.
>>698316938
Bring it. We're ready.
Throat fucked this chick the first time we hung out. She went balls deep so I flipped her face up on the bad and rammed it all the way in. She finished by swallowing.
When I was 19 I blew my ex bfs 14year old brother to get back him for cheating on me. The look on his face when he came was adorable so I snuck back over to see him one more time before telling my ex. This time I made him a man. After he came in me I got scared because he was so young that I never told my ex and made the brother promise not to tell. No one else knows. I regret doing it but I would probably do it over again to because it was hot to feel that desired.
I fucked Lauren a few times but the last time she was too lazy to fuck so she asked me to just jerk off into her mouth.
>>698301649
Holy shit man... that's some real life shit.
>>698327063
Wanna feel desired again?
Show us your tits.
I jizz in all of my roommate's things. Food, bathroom suoplies, a little bit on clothes, etc. I have watched her eat, drink, and brush her teeth with my cum.
>>698285189
>be me 13
>never came before
>realize im flexible enough to taste my own penis!
>decide to take a shower, so i'll taste better.
>clean as a peach, nomnomnom.
>try everything i can think of
>sucking continuously feels so good i cant stand it
>cum in mouth, swallow
>"....well, that will make a good memory"
>overwhelmed with shame
>>698312989
>>698312220
calm tf down, nerd
>>698327403
sounds like my kind of girl.
>>698327403
that's fucked man you banged your wife like a whore lol
>>698328377
never thought of it like that, haha
Engaged in sexy time with the wife. Things started getting rough. Hair was pulled, throats were grasped tightly, faces slapped.
I pulled my hand back, reached for Kansas, and slapped my wife.
I dislocated her jaw. She reset the shit herself. Asked her if she wanted to stop.
"No."
She got on her hands and knees and I fucked her until I came in her. She wasn't done. Told her to hold position, got under her and ate her out until I got hard again.
I jerked off while she sat on my face and dripped my own cum in my mouth.
We finished and showered. I made her some soup for dinner.
>>698291291
It was a good read
>>698306608
being
