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>>698264444
Nice quads OP
bump
>>698265727
this is beautiful...
>>698265130
Can explain? This bread, the shampoo, the rope, am lost instructions not followed properly pissing bits of bread
>>698267727
Such a beta even cuck'd with a waifu
He is the master of cucks.
>>698267254
Cats like playing with thread.
>>698268485
Amerifat has to ruin Ramen like this
My personal favorite.
>>698268989
Mozart just wants to live his immortal life in peace, you fucks
>>698268485
has anyone tried this lol
>>698269184
Fuck off faggot you got lucky and its not funny.
>>698269130
the absolute madman with a plan
kek
Bump
>>698269576
exactly. it is such a good typo.
>>698269204
I really hope this falls into, everything posted is facts and fiction created by the minds of Autistics cuckolds.
>>698270334
lol'd hard
>>698268252
That was amazing
>>698269204
wow
o
w
>>698268252
Thank you anon
Bump
>>698264838
>NewYork.png
does somebody have the funny swedish or norwegian guy?
>>698267727
thats so fucked up
you never cuck a mans waifu
>>698271896
Holy fuck.
Godspeed you kike, if you aren't prison raped already...
>>698272454
Here is another that I like; but much older.
>>698265727
I'm confused
>>698273504
true psychic rofl
I was the one who got trips in this post.
>>698274786
anyone have the gif?
>>698275316
this is a good question and it deserves an answer
>>698264838
Kek
>>698274786
Need that gif
>>698275985
https://yuki.la/gif/8281922
>>698276128
Thank you based anon
>>698264444
help me find this girl
>>698276608
Kekk
>>698265727
My fuckin sides
This is not a best, but an original. It's all true
Fuck my threads never takeoff. I'll start, you fucking niggers
>be me, 14 yr old beta in freshmen yr
>do good in classes, but no good friends
>friend, let's call them bob, posts me on social media
>what the fuck, grills think ima qt
>start texting one
>major crush on me
>huge downside though
>majir depression
>I'm talking randomly bounces suicide ideas off of me
>cuts daily. Despite me saying she can talk to me >whenever she feels like it, she doesn't
>after 2 weeks, i''m done with this shit
> I remember exactly what I said
> i don't want to ever talk to you again, let's never hang out, have a nice day
>last grill evr interested in me
>I hated her, but I fuckin wish I stuck around for pussy
>it's escort or bust, no one wants me
>>698277071
shut up noone cares about your stupid robot fanfiction
>>698271896
Holy shit. What happened to him?
>>698277071
Shut the fuck up u autistic potato.
>>698277454
Apparently he died.
>>698277538
Yeah you get him earl
You are all copying leafy is here stop now
Long read but worth it.
>be me
>i'm 18
>one night i was fucking my friend's mom
>while fucking enter in the room his son
>fear.gif
>i was so terrified that i cum on his face
>he swallowed it
>best frirnd join in the catch.avi
>her mom was happy
>now every 3 days we fucks
>ME HAPPY
>>698277883
saved for later,
its getting worse and worse
>>698278195
Amazing
>>698269204
Wtf. I hope this is not true
>>698277883
This one is definitely worth it.
>>698277883
fake and gay
>>698271430
>Noelfielding.eps
>>698269998
>one off
>but fucking gold
>>698269204
Smh
>>698276460
GONE!
>>698269204
huh
Now i want to go to the amazon rain forest
>>698264444
Wtf i love stronk womyn now
>>698274786
>10 yo
>cum
BAM! TO BEHOLD, A PUBLIC BULLETIN BOARD, BUILT OF BOTH BRILLIANCE AND BARBARITY BY BASTARDS WITH BONERS. THIS BASTION, NO MERE BULWARK OF BOREDOM, IS A BRUTAL BARRAGE OF BLISTERING BULLSHIT, BARELY BENEVOLENT... BUT BEHIND THE BIGOTRY AND BOOBS, BEYOND THE BITTER BROADCASTS OF BRAGGING BUFFOONS: HERE BE THE BODY POLITIC. A BROTHERHOOD OF BLASPHEMY, BLESSED WITH MORE BALLS THAN BRAINS, BATTLING THE BLAND, THE BOGUS, THE BENIGN. BEDLAM? BRING IT ON. BUT I BABBLE... BETTER TO BE BRIEF. YOU MAY CALL ME /B/.
>>698281481
pls be real
>>698278848
in the region from which i'm from harmonica means accordion and the guy most likely had that in mind
>>698269487
iI liked this
>>698264444
>4444
>111 replies
C Z E C H T
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>>698282966
Nice dubs matey
>>698269204
Good ol' /r9k/
>>698269904
kek
>>698266514
Top kek
Not sure if this was posted here already, but /r9k/ was at it again recently.
>>698277883
>mile from house covered in shit
>enter two stranger's vehicles for the long journey
>got shot 3 times
>then walked to arizona
wat
>>698284992
>tfw cold chicken pussy is the best
>>698284992
that's how you get a uti
>>698265778
>mfw people though that shit was amazing in '06
>>698264444
Wow that was pretty not funny
>>698286196
I hope you never believed anybody who said /b/ used to be good.
>>698286196
It was a different time
>>698268837
>implying maruchan is not already a ruined version of ramen
>>698284822
gay
>>698286479
kekked
>>698265727
Im mad at this image
anything can be art
>>698273641
This is FALSE!!!
happy birthday
>>698287385
g-good one
>>698268327
yeah so?? I STILL DONT GET IT
>>698268989
Oh fuck no way, I said that in some random thread while I was in a Panerai bread
>>698265727
Read this took me 15 minutes
>>698287968
That shouldn't take you 15 minutes but since you got quads I'll let it slide
>>698287968
wtf are you autistic
>>698269204
wtf? hope its not true
>>698288318
Probably dyslexic.
>>698277883
8/8 story
>>698287385
clever bastard
>>698269204
I'm a sick fuck but even I have limits.
>>698287385
did not expect that
>>698288911
there's trouble afoot
>>698289677
Keked and checked
Not sure if its already been posted in this thread, but I wanted to see if anyone has this.
Many, many, many years ago, someone posted a story about how a guy wanted to get revenge on someone, and he wore a buttplug for a few days, and then went to a party. He went with a gas mask in his bag, so when he left, nobody knew it was him. The story ends with him walking past the house in the morning after shitting up the whole place
>>698267727
a true waifu will never cuck you
it must have been a plot by some evil clone
>>698287385
kill youself
>>698290594
>>698269920
fuck off
>>698274786
No joke, if I had a cousin that was 5 years older than me, and looked like that, I would have fucked her too.
>>698277307
>>698279406
>>698280976
>>698288400
>>698288759
How is this bad?
>>698264444
quads get what quads want
>>698290840
Fucking kek
>>698287385
safe
>>698289965
Come on, nobody has this story?
>>698287385
kek
>>698287575
My sides
>>698287385
god fucking damn it
>>698287575
maximum dad
>>698266514
>ifunny
>define best
I garzoople irregardless
>>698287385
I have the immunity cat
>>698287385
Kek
>>698264838
Lost
>>698268485
This killed me for a solid 5 minutes
>my sides have passed jupiter
>>698278848
Was in that thread
>>698277071
You're right, that wasn't best. That was worse.
>>698268804
He'll be back in a couple months...
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
can someone tell me the name of the classical music in the beginning? thanks alot
>>698277883
oh this one is really worth guys, ive read this one before
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone know the classical music bit in here? pls help
>>698287385
Die you cunt
>>698287385
dkekekeke
>>698264444
Checked
>>698287575
If i ever have a child, i swear
>>698264444
checked my nigger
Still gets me
>>698265727
I lost so hard I woke the neighbours.
>>698292340
Wait, where's the fucking Mana cost on that?
Why the fuck is it a creature if it has no Power/Toughness scale?
3/10 good concept, bad editing
Has the shaveballs thread been posted or does anyone have it?
>>698287385
wanna be safe but also fuck you
>>698300806
Is this W. T. Snacks?
>>698300806
fucking keked
>>698300551
my sides
>>698269904
why were they banned thpugh?
>>698287385
Oh okay.
>>698301303
It's fake. If you can't work that out then frankly you are retarded.
>>698287385
fucking nigger
Orange<
>>698301380
Don't tell me...<
>>698269904
>got so excited I jerked off and giggled myself to sleep
>>698290840
i dont get it x(
>>698287385
Kaffg
>>698269204
Nigger whaaaaaa?
I mean, she was into it so it wasn't rape, but whaaaaat?
>>698301993
So he fapped to his mom?
I dont see why this is such a blowout
>>698265727
Good god i miss these days
>>698264444
Checked
>>698282375
the mental hospital is not considered a "region"
>be me, 3 months ago
>living with brother and his attractive wife
>brother's at work, i'm cooking dinner
>she comes into kitchen, kisses me when i turn around
>feelsgoodman, would have boarded this doomed train 5 years prior if i knew she was down
>later, ask for a shot of her vodka
>"you can have 3 if you kiss me again. tongue this time though."
>fuckyeah.jpg
>kiss her, slam shots, eat fire-ass tacos i made, killer night
>later, bro's asleep, browife and i are still up drinking a bunch
>fuck her in my room, this isn't a morality contest
>this goes on for a month or more
>bro gimme your food and shelter and water and power and wife, for free
>trololol, i'm evil enough to just be loving this
>one day, browife comes home after ostensibly "taking a walk"
>dis nigga never walks, but whatever, i didn't question it
>she is blasted fucked up as shit
>"i shot up some meth while i was gone"
>lolwut.m4a
>areyoufuckingserious.avi
>she's having intermittent involuntary orgasms from the bodily sensation of it
>[srsly, she did a lot of meth]
>she's over-the-top intensely horny, straddles me
>"you're not gonna tell your brother, are you?" she says between kisses/caresses
>top distraction, 10/10
>fuck her repeatedly
>top sex, 10/10
>her enthusiasm is like, borderline disconcerting but pretty fucking rad
>could not even ballpark her orgasm count over the 4 hours this goes on
>thanks, meth. ;D
>>698303501
>next day, she gets more meth, of course
>i do some with her, because fuck it, i crossed the Rubicon, no turning back
>we're injecting meth on the sly while my brother's there, even
>blowjobs dished out like hotcakes
>howthefuckarewegettingawaywiththis.dll
>for a few days, this rules
>then she blows our cover, just admits to us doing meth
>doesn't mention the sex part, thankfully
>bro wants to do that shit with us
>ruhroh.png
>whatthefuckishappening.wma
>that night, we all shoot up meth, kumbayah, a happy family
>browife spends most of the night staring out the window, constantly telling us police are outside
>shut the fuck up, they aren't, you're ruining this high
>by morning, every 30 seconds she says, "THEY'RE HERE", which is an incredibly creepy thing to say
>puts her hands up, demands we do the same
>she has an entire fucking detailed back-story to this
>they have technologies that just absolutely do not exist...
>bizarre wall-penetrating laser scanner things, one of which specifically detects meth like a blacklight highlighting cum
>gets legitimately furious if you question the reality of it
>the more iron-clad and compelling the logical argument against it, the more furious
>eventually being a condescending cunt, telling us we are retarded for not seeing this shit
>for instance, "you've done LSD before and you were a nurse, you know how drugs and sleep deprivation work" is met with intense vitriol
>>698303609
>finally she sleeps that evening, first sleep in like 4 days
>bro gets home from work, has meth
>lets her sleep so she can maybe get a fucking grip
>bro and i shoot up, felsgoodman
>he wakes her up later, says he got some shit but she needs to sleep more before doing hers
>she literally attacks him over being denied le methz
>he judo-throws her to the ground, "You don't wanna fight me. Stop it."
>she comes and wakes me up, asking to use my phone because he "hit her" and she needs to call police
>idon'tthinksopsycho.png
>"I need to understand what's happening before I help you accuse my bro of domestic violence."
>"Neither of you give a fuck about me, well let's see if you give a fuck about this."
>that's a sinister direct quote, not liking wherever the fuck this is heading
>she goes to kitchen, grabs sharp knife, starts slicing the fuck out of her arms repeatedly
>goes to bathroom, locks herself in there with knife, threatening to kill herself
>ohmyfuckinggodplzstop.wav
>this bitch is seriously being like a fucking animal, it's unreal
>bro kicks door in, basically just kicks out the middle of 3 sections it's divided into
>we can see her but door's still locked
>he gives her the meth, she gives us the knife, i hide every sharp object in the house
>this begins the reign of terror
>no more blowjobs, no more happiness
>thethrillisgone.mp3
>every day all the time, she is just filled with hatred for the both of us
>she attacks him like 3 more times in the course of a week
>constantly being a deranged, insulting, hateful, violent, clinically psychotic demon
>steals bro's car in attempt to keep him from going to work and get him fired
>punches the fuck out of her arms and shit then calls police to try and pin domestic abuse on bro
>[she dipped after calling though, so they were like, "ummmm, yeah whatever. we don't care."]
>the rest of that day i'm keeping a knife in my pocket, legit afraid
>haven't spoken to her since, never will again probably
>>698303729
>morals of this story:
>don't inject sketchy, powerful psychoactives some guy made in his house
>don't fuck your brother's wife
>if you do, try to ascertain before hand whether she's a deeply bipolar meth-addict
>if so, do not fuck
>if you do anyway, don't creampie her during a meth-induced fuckfest
>[she might be pregnant]
>[if so, i'll be back to broadcast my suicide for you guys]
>>698281641
Ip logged
On fbi watch list for the rest for your miserable life
Enjoy it
Does anyone have the morgan freeman greentext?
>>698303789
>>698303729
>>698303609
>>698303501
nice copy paste dumbass
>>698265727
someone explain.
Thanks for the birthday present last year /b/
>>698272454
>Dropbears aren't real
>>698303239
>>698303092
Just stop. A few newfags may buy this shit but no one else does. You're wasting all of our time.
>>698301325
lmao i remember this shit
>>698269204
Fuck, even you donkey fuckers are better than this.
>>698287385
nigger
>>698301625
I was just about to post this image.
Oh well.
>>698265727
This doesn't make any sense someone please explain
>>698282375
Well your region must be pretty fuckin 'tarded
>>698265727
That guy was a genius
>>698268252
best shit i've ever read
>>698273731
i've never keked this hard at a post before. this is fucking beautiful
>>698265922
I miss the flood
>>698277883
Just read the whole thing. ILY
>>698306627
Please elaborate I don't get it
>>698264444
/r/4chan
/thread
>>698287385
lol
>>698308295
You don't /thread your own post.
You're obviously not from around here.
>>>/out/
>>698271461
Lol just by a few boxes at a time. The altoids would get all old and shit after awhile if bought in le bulk.
>>698287385
not again...
>>698264444
OH SHIT BEST QUADS
>>698308295
>faggot /thread'ing his own post
You're a special kind of stupid.
>>698308660
i just did thread my own post you fucking retard
