what are the kinkiest/most fucked up things /b/ has done?
pic unrelated
>>698262850
alone or...
>>698263042
either way lets hear it
Mother Lovers Society 12 Adriana Chechik, Alana Evans, Ava Addams, Bree Daniels, Dana Vespoli, Misha Cross, Nina Elle, Sara Luvv
https://www.reddit.com/r/hotwebmnsfw/comments/4wg00k/mother_lovers_society_12_adriana_chechik_alana/
>>698262850
jizzed in the panties of my little sisters friend while her family was on vacation
>>698263042
gave myself an enema,squirted it out in a cup and drank it on Omegle. but thats not the worst,the worst goes to the grave with me.
>>698262850
My ex used to wipe my precum then put it in my mouth then make out with me. I've also sucked dick at a glory hole twice, just a few weeks ago my wife and I were gonna go to a glory hole together but we couldn't find one in the new town we live in that would let couples go back.
>>698262850
Shoved a pretty big flashlight up my butt.
Was like 5 years ago, my ass still bleeds from time to time.Thing was pretty big.
>>698264692
Dude....
Go to doctor...
We've all gotten a tare once in a blue moon,
but if it keeps bleeding for 5 years its time to see a doctor
Name something. I've probably done it. Well, aside from puke, shit, kids, farm animals, or killing people for sexual gratification.
>>698264981
If it's bleeding for 5 years he should be fucking dead!
>>698265287
It's probably a hemorrhoid he aggravated when he impaled himself with a flashlight.
>>698265066
well what else is there faggot?
something exciting like a handjob?
>>698265666
Had a girl sit on my face and piss down my throat. It only really gets more vanilla after that.
Well one time I saw this fucking moon but it wasn't actually there, and then I blended some bread, anal play.
>>698266225
wow,you drank piss,good for you. yawnieyawn...
>>698262850
Source on pic.
>>698267159
Are you the omegle enema dude?
>>698267383
google sara cummings
Had a few girls lick my ass and then got a thing for getting drunk and pissing inside their pussy but only two let me do it
Dressed up like a chick and got fucked by a huge fucking dick.
Jerked a horse once so awesome feeling!
corrupted a Christian girl online, into daddy stuff, then age play, then mildly cheesy stuff, and then into stuffed-crust 4-cheese pizza.
Was fun teaching her, seeing her eyes go wide as she came to more interesting stuff.
>>698267426
of course i am
>>698262850
I eat my corn flakes with a fork sometimes.
Putting pic related inside me
>>698268265
you are a very uninteresting person.
i eat my peas with honey
i've done it all my life
it does taste sort of funny
but it keeps them on the knife
>>698263918
Hints?
>>698268377
the fuck?
Jerked it to a picture of a friends 7 year old daughter.
Twice.
OK, three times.
>>698268704
regarding?
>>698268265
more details
>>698262850
had sex with my mother while she was passed out, it was a hate thing.
>>698262850
Fucked the spiteful old whore I was banging on the side, then got a cab back home and stuck my cock into my girlfriends face without saying a word. She sucked me for a while, then asked if I fucked someone else. I said I had, and she cried a little, then fucked the SHIT out of me - like, I'd never seen her get more than a little freaky wheb she was drunk, but she went completely baboon.
She cheated on me shortly after, and we split just after that, but it was a nice event in the middle of a shit break-up.
I still see the nasty side-chick from time to time, and she looks like a fucking bag lady now.
>>698269075
The worst things
>>698269570
such as...? i dont quite follow.
made my 1st ex a ham and cum sandwich (didnt tell her about the cum)
jerked off on cam
let another ex ass fuck me with various things, beads, dlldos etc
Used to regular rim and get my tongue in previous girls ass, fucked her is the ass without a rubber, then made her suck me off and swallow afterwards
recently
my girlfriend invites over her young blonde qt friend for the night. we all hang out, she's cool but i can barely even look at her without my girlfriend noticing. she leaves the next morning but forgets her shampoo and conditioner in the shower. so naturally, i jerk off with her conditioner, into her conditioner bottle. then she came back a few days later to hang out again, showers in the morning, then takes her hair stuff home.
>every time i see her now, i know she put my splooge is in her hair
>>698262850
>Machine head concert in Prague
>Small club, very crowded
>Fuck this im going up to the balcony to watch the show from upstairs.
>still crowded but slightly better
>stand behind really short goth with a make-you-drool tiny almost non existent ass
>directly behind her, im breathing on her neck literally
>people go crazy behind us which makes me forcibly grind against her ass
>she is headbanging and pushing back
>"accidentally" grab her butt
>corner of her tiny face I see a lip bite and eyes closed
>my hands are around her waist automatically
>she grabs my hand and slides it right between her thighs and lifts the front of her skirt
>my hand lands on a fucking warm moist waterfall of a tony pussy
>my dick is throbbing
>kiss her neck passionately and bite on her earlobe as she lip syncs machine head's songs
>I cant take this any more
>I unbutton my jeans and zipper and lower them just enough for my dick to be free
>I lifted her skirt from the backside, god I can still remember the soft material of the edge of her skirt against my stomach
>I guide my self into her pussy
>she doesn't even fuck look back jesus christ this cunt I miss her so much lol
>as machine head singer blasts the crowd with music (my then favorite band) I am sliding into a keyhole sized pussy waaaarm and wet as fuck
>a few slow thrusts and I manage to get her wetness all over my dick
>I push forward balls deep and press her against the balcony wall, she is pinned very tight
>and I fucked the ever loving fuck out of that pussy
>I fucked and fucked and fucked her for a good long time
>alcohol prevented me from cumming but she was moaning loud enough for everyone behind us to hear and see (in a fucking metal concert)
>she started spasming hard on my dick
>she turns around and hugs me
>I mentally estimate her age
>oh my fucking jesus fuck
>I ask for her number but she was too delirious to know what the fuck I was saying
>>698262850
Pissed in my girl's ass.
In BDSM terms she's a Brat. A sub that gets deliberately defiant but in a sense of fun.
She got smart one time while I was fucking her from behind so I lubed up her ass and fucked her there as punishment with her arms pinned behind her back. Not balls deep porno style, just enough so she could feel my cock in there while I was telling her off. She kept up the attitude so after I came I left my dick in there while I was biting her neck and shoulders. Urge to pee was rising but she'd pissed me off and I wanted to bring her down a peg. Pushed my cock in deeper and pissed inside her asshole. Instant change in attitude from her.
Afterward she said it's the most degraded she's ever felt but she didn't want me to do it again.
So yeah, that happened.
>>698270305
I know this is /b/ but hoooly shit , what a faggot you are
>>698262850
Defended Drumpf and Shillary.
>>698270613
fuck you buddy
When my ex's friend had dropped her clothes off at ours before they went on girls night out, dropped them in town, then went back home, went through her clothes, found pair of used panties, jerked off with them, sucked her dry pussy juice out of them too, picked them up later on like nothing happened
>>698270394
Did you cum in that chick? Did she look very young?
>>698270032
Wrong word, i meant "clue": you don't want to talk about the worst things but tell at least some clues about what they are about.
>>698270994
He literally said he was too drunk to cum.
>>698262850
Probably just anal and a bit of choking
I've started calling her my slut which I guess is kinky
One time I held her head down when I blew a load and cum came out her nose
>>698265666
Checked satan
>>698270032
holy shit dude you fucking idiot you said 'the worst goes to the grave with me' thats what he wants to know about
>>698269263
what sort of details?
>>698270394
I wish to meet a girl like that. You have been blessed, Anon.
>>698269074
innocent pic?
>>698270446
I've done the same for different reasons. It was one of the most difficult sexual things I've done. Pissing with a boner is one thing. Pissing with a boner that's buried to the hilt in a tight hot ass is another.
Then there's the crew in this webm that seemingly do it with the greatest of ease.
>>698270394
>I grab her by the hand and lead her to the bathrooms
>I have to cum as in right fucking now
>she giggles like an idiotic little fuck and takes my dick in her mouth in the womens cubicle
>I manage to thrust two times in her puffy cheeked goth mouth before cumming my entire soul out inside of her mouth, on her chin, on her top and chest
>"ti voleeee do vlasu neee"
>APPARENTLY I MESSED HER HAIR....
>FUCKING CZECH PEOPLE MAN....
>I apologise and tell her that I NEED her number
>she agrees and till now no names or words were spoken
>we go outsidr because commotion
>binch of angsty goth girls start punching and kicking me
>what the fuck??????!?!?
>APPARENTLY I FUCKED SOMEONE SISTER
>I get thrown out as the little fuck was waving at me from the cubicle
>I ran away from the concert because some people were pointing at me and talking in czech
>lay low home for a couple of days
>resident dj from the same club is my friend
>hey how is that *name* club?
>"OH SOMEONE FUCKED A MINISTERS DAUGHTER ON THE BALCONY AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR HIM LOLZ"
>"oh .... hahq... that's funny....."
For two years I avoided that entire region.
I never called her because apparently she was very.......
Veryyyy.....
Vvvvverrrryyyy questionable.
Dressed up in my moms clothes, used her dildo, while watching her homemade sex tape.. I was 16..
>>698271248
more about the daddy and the cheesy stuff
>>698262850
Raped a kid
Mild stuff.
Had sex in a pool on vacation with my girlfriend while her little sister swam around and half the time she was trying to get on my back.
Different vacation had sex in the ocean in front of a pretty crowded beach. It just so happened that one of the teachers from school was vacationing in the same place.and was on the beach at the time.
Other than that we've done strapons and other assorted stuff.
>>698271313
Yeah
>>698267461
>google sara cummings
ehhhh..... the rest is all bonerkilling emo shit.
>>698271511
details?
>>698271106
Fuck. What a faggot
>>698270394
>>698271457
Great story, but now I feel awful because the part I like most is the idea of fucking someone so hard and pleasuring them so much they just turn around and hug you.
>>698264692
that's what you get for doing weird faggy shit
>>698271457
hahaha holy shit dude.
>>698270994
No
No comment
In that order
>>698268265
Greentext
>>698268265
Holy shit more info?
>>698268377
Absolute madman
>>698271333
i wasn't even aware there was porn of it. lol
It was a couple of minutes after I came so the hardon was going down. I'd left my dick in her ass while I was biting her and telling her off for being a little shit and I always need to pee after sex anyway. The idea just popped into my head like "I'll fucking show you" so I just relaxed and let it flow out.
I'll never forget the look on her face when she realised what I was doing. She went from cocky bitch to meek little sub in about 3 seconds.
>>698271811
Come on, you've put household shit up your ass haven't you? You need to live a little buddy.
>>698271862
Oh shit bro. Worth tho
>>698271780
Man that was exactly that hug
The "oh my god impregnate me forever hug"
She was delirious for like 10 minutes on the balcony as if no concert at all.
>>698271457
Pics?
>be me
>be 14
>exhibitionist
>sneak out of house late at night
>go to local playground that has a sort of house like thing under the slides
>strip naked and hide panties and pj's at the edge of the playground
>go to houselike thing and cuff myself to it
>key for cuffs is in ice in an avalon milk container
>have to stay naked roughly 2 hrs while the ice melts
>unlock self once the ice is melted usually from 1 am to 3 am depending on when dad goes to bed
>once free run to clothes pick them up and carry them naked back to house
>climb in through my bedroom window
>furiously masturbate with double ended dildo
did this about once a week for the summer until a cold snap and dad going to bed at 3am made me end up still being naked at 5:30 am when it started getting light out
>>698271333
What the fuck do I need to search to find more of this shit?
Just found my new fetish!
>>698271483
she liked to be a little girl, wanting to please but not knowing what she was doing and just doing stuff to make daddy happy. Even if it meant playing with daddy's cock or letting his dog lick her,
Then she was intrigued by the idea that there are some little girls who do that for real. Wanted to hear about it.
Then I showed her some innocent pics while explaining what happened in the non-innocent pics. She came quickly just at my descriptions.
Then she wanted to see for real. And she seemed to really like it.
Later she started imagining herself as a mom roleplaying that scenario too.
>>698272100
no, no I haven't you faggy fuck
U a girl?
>>698272273
femanon?
>>698271828
Man these people would have fucking skinned me alive
Any czech person reading this knows what the fuck I am talking about
Some ministers in Prague are worse than tony soprano at least they used to be back then
My fucking god she was tight.....
Im no "questionable" psycho... but I understand them because of that incident from hell
Licked my little brothers ass whole and blew him.
>>698272273
did anyone ever catch you?
where did a 14yo get a double-ended dildo?
Been having sex with my dog(s) since I have been 15. So far only one BF ever knew, and was cool with it. The rest have no idea that they are often fucking me after I fucked my dog.
>>698268576
Nice
>>698270446
Dude, can you tell me how you got your girl? Through going to munchs and whatnot? Or it just happend she was into that shit. Serious, having a brat sub gf sounds like the most ultimate good time
>>698272678
from dad he is kinky as all get out got the cuffs from him too
>>698272540
It was totally worth it though, wasn't it?
>>698272268
No pics other than memory of the kinkiest 30-40 minutes of my life
I fucked her with all my stamina man, you get me? Rough fast dicking in the middle of a metal concert. I wanted to fill her up so bad but couldn't till I got to bathroom
I am the kind of guy that girls are drawn to. Six and a half feet tall, dark hair, bright green eyes, and the kind of good looking that only gets better with age. My friends basically use me as bait, which I'm fine with.
So we end up in St Louis at the Pin Up Bowl, which is fucking awesome. And we are pretty pissed on whiskey sours. 10 out of fucking 10 redhead with the kind of body they used to paint on bombers comes up after staring at me for a good half hour. Talk bullshit for about three minutes.
Leave her at the jukebox to say to my friends "She and I are going... somewhere... I'll be back. Maybe tomorrow."
Drunk walk to her "I'm in college but hate dorms" rental she shares with a roommate who I never saw. We hit the balcony and roughly thirty seconds later she's in my lap. "Go get me a fucking condom, now."
Six hours of tying her up, being tied up, spanking, face sitting, no gag reflex, HARD pounding, four condom later:
Call my friend, tell him I can walk back to the bar and he can pick me up.
"You leaving?"
"I am. My name is (Anon) by the way."
"Jamie."
Kiss.
"I'll fucking love you forever."
Walk out.
Never saw her again.
>>698272695
no....... really? You're a girl? And the dogs are into it?
>>698272695
A lot of guys would be into that. Ever nearly got caught by parents? Did the BF who knew watch or join it?
fucked my ex girlfriends ass while we we're both drunk till she shit on my cock. Still too drunk to care I kept going. Still regret it to this day.
>>698271242
well his an idiot then,cause im not quite in my grave yet
>>698268576
Fuck off!
>>698272745
If I would go back in time I would have taken her to my apartment and fucked her for as long as my heart pumped.
It's my go to memory for cumming
Has been for a long time
I ran her number on facebook and google a few times but no hits.
I fucking KNOW she remembers me too
>>698271615
Never told the story before. Not sure if I want to or should. It's pretty hot, belongs in a loli thread not here
>>698273159
Call her
>>698272928
Dogs like to fuck as much as any human male does. They love it. Learned to train them to lay off unless I give go ahead command and are wearing my jeans that have pussy cut out (keep you from getting scratched and dogs hate having socks on their feet.
>>698273179
tell it here. We're all here
>>698273155
candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...pot is not
>>698272735
Dad's dildo not mom's?
Do you know where this kink came from? Did you grow out of it or are you still an exhibitionist?
>>698262850
ok here it goes
>was about 6 or mb 8
>best friend at the time was this chick called Marta
>she had this lesbian vibe to her when i look back at it, short hair, doing all boy stuff
>she was from kinda poor family with like 3 sister her being the oldest
>once at my house we were playing the fortress, you know with blankets and stuff with her and her year younger sister
>dont realy remember how it come to it, but we ended up tying her sister to the bed post naked, and putting stuff up her pussy. mostly playing cards, up and down her clit.
not making this up, thought it'd be the kinkiest given the age, bondage and incest involved
>>698273020
Ah some fucked up shit happened to me years ago, got my dick out she apparently had diahrrea I was kinda of tipsy but fuck.
>>698273077
Infact i only want some clues on what these stories are about. Few words
>>698262850
Pissed on my own face in the bathtub then fapped on my stomach. Not my thing, but was pretty hot that one time.
Fingered my girlfriends ass when she was passed out (we never done anal). But she moaned it her sleep.
I was actually surprised she never woke up too.
>>698273299
What was the first time like? How did it happen and how did you feel about it?
Had my girlfriend fuck me in the ass on a webcam for random people on omegle
>>698273286
"Uh hi... im the guy that fucked your pussy sorr in the machine head concert. It's been a few years, are you ripe yet?"
Just kidding... but seriously if she did that with me back then, how many dicks do you think she took after that? Just count concert dicks and not normal ones.
She's damaged but I'll always have that filthy memory to hold on to.
>>698273778
she woke up and knew what was going on
but she liked it and didn't know how to acknowledge it so pretended to be asleep
>>698272730
I knew her in passing from the local metal scene. A mutual friend organised a night out for a bunch of the regulars to a fetish club. That's where we clicked and got talking about our kinks and realised we were a good match.
I'm naturally dominant but I don't like girls who will just bend to me. I like strong women who are a challenge.
She's naturally submissive but she's got a mischievous streak and she'll misbehave either to illicit a reaction or because she wants to be "Funished".
Brats are hard work. They challenge your authority and they go out of their way to get on your nerves sometimes.
A lot of dom guys don't want anything to do with them because they like being the supreme master in the relationship. Brats need a lot more give and take.
I synonymous mainline targeted earnings our bring the boys hello my achievement buckskin .
>>698262850
stuck the handle of a baseball bat up my ass. but I was drunk at the time
>>698272695
lol
same.
I fucked on the peir next to the aquarium in Boston with people on a tour boat watching us. I've also fucked in Harvard Square in the open. And in a movie theatre in Pawtucket.
>>698273911
>She's damaged but I'll always have that filthy memory to hold on to.
You got it, mate. The damaged ones are pure fun when they're starting out, but they have a lifespan before it's nothing you want to get into anymore.
>>698271932
>>698271961
here >>698272311
Things began to get a bit too real when she started looking for RL opportunities with girls!!
>>698272324
You're missing out man. A whole bunch of nerve endings in there. Get a girl to help you out maybe.
>>698273810
Basically started with me rubbing myself and my dog checking it out and licking, which led to me playing with his cock over the course of a month. Within 3 months I had gotten fucked by him. Feel just fine, I like it, they like it... My BF is going out for a Bachelor party for his best friend tonight, I am sure I will be knotted within 30 minutes of him being gone.
>>698273911
Sounds like a splendid way of starting a great Conversation.
And probably a bunch. But seriously, what do u think is the worst that could possibly happen
>>698274079
yeh? Any bfs ever find out with you?
When did you start?
when i was 13 my sister and i went on a family reunion trip with the grandparents i was raging with hormones and found my uncles porn stash
i got super horny and one evening when the grandparents went out with my uncle i approached my sister to do something sexual i suggested we play strip poker (i was a stupid 13 yo) and she said no but then i suggested i play strip solitaire and she just watch i played for about an hour purposly giving up on several games to get naked sooner once i was fully naked and my boner was standing proud i went to get my clothes back on but she said i couldnt redress untill i won enough games to get them back i was still totally naked when the grandparents and uncle got home so i dived into a closet and my sister said when my grandma kept looking for me that i had gone out for a walk she gave me back my clothes but said i would have to play each night naked until i won back my clothes
she ended up being a dom and i ended up being a sissy sub
we never fucked or anything
>>698273926
Nope, she's pretty adamant on no anal stuff.
>>698262850
i never seed my torrents
>>698274218
How old was she?
What else did you do?
>>698274096
A beer to you who understands me
>>698273610
dad was divorced and i think he used it on one of his gfs
generally all girls have exhibitionist fetishes cause no nudity is so stressed with our gender
>>698274256
What the fuck is a matter with you
>>698274155
what sort of dog do you have?
You think current bf wouldn't like it if he knew?
>>698270290
>made my 1st ex a ham and cum sandwich (didnt tell her about the cum)
it would have been a lot funnier if you didn't tell her about the ham.
>>698268377
Cringe-worthy. You're a monster.
My first sexualized experience was when I was 7, it was my high school age baby sitter and it was conceived and directed by my 10 year old sister.
I know that fucking sounds like it was designed specifically to appeal to /b but it's true.
>>698273948
Hmm.. interesting. Hey out of interest, how open is the BDSM scene. I'm pretty vanilla tbh, but i've had dom tendencies come out with girls I've been with, some have been a bit into it, others not at all, I never really thought to exxplore it until recently..
>>698274447
ok cool. Do you still like to exhibit? Online camming, stripping, anything like that?
>>698262850
I hooked up with a 42 years old woman online to tie me up and torture me for a whole night.
That shit was fucked up, I don't understand why this turns me on.
>>698274155
How did it feel mentally, having that happen for the first time? It must've felt really taboo or something right?
>>698273077
You're gonna be if you don't share
>>698274186
Her not remerbering
Or her dad has waited by phone for years and finally gets a chance to go oldboy on me
Man I destroyed his very questionable daughter's pussy. she gaped
He must be furious lol
She fucking lohohohoved it though
>>698274424
she was 16 (3 years older)
other stuffn um smeared cheese whiz on my dick to get my cat to lick it
use to wear lingerie under my security guard uniform when i did patrols at the zoo and when i was on the midnight to 8 am shift i would do the patrol in the remote part with just the lingerie no uniform covering it
eventually found a gf that was into making me happy we did allot of stuff but kinkiest was when she let me drink her pee
>>698274447
If you're an exhibitionist why don't you upload a pic here?
No face, just time stamp.
>gf told me she had a puke kink
>disgust.png
>were having sex one night
>i shove my fingers in her mouth
> i end up going to far down
> she starts choking
>shoves fingers down more
>she pulls my hand out
>confused
>a second later she pukes all over herself and cries
>im completely disgusted
>she says keep going
>keep fucking her
>after were done we shower
>later that night i realize i like making her puke
>disgusted
>>698274106
I would've seized the opportunity any day.
Carpet diem my man
Female pedos are rare
>>698270394
>>698271457
questionable in Czech Rep? like less than 15 years? because that's the legal age around here...
>>698273159
Think of it this way
She wasn't a virgin
;)
Right?
;))
>>698274591
nah im a med student now and picks like that could end up in some malpractice case since i am working towards being a psychiatrist for the deaf (i am deaf too but have a cochlear now)
>>698272695
same but im guy drunk home alone with gf when we where 16 long story short we sit naked on the sofa after fuck and my dog licked her i told her to go on all 4 to see what will happen and he manage to get it in and fucked her since then we did it every time when my or her parents are not at home
>>698274155
i call fiction and falsehood
apart for tits plus timestamp or shut up, but fuck, rules went to hell a long time ago
>>698262850
>i wanted to fuck my girlfriends mom
>so i asked my gf if she wanted to have sex with me in her bed
>said no
>we got drunk in their bar while house sitting for them
>she passed out, dragged her in there and fucked her on her moms bed
>dressed her in her moms underwear (didn't fit)
>fucked her again, wiped it off in her moms pannies.
>took her back to our room and cleaned up.
>>698274483
Shepherd mix. Pretty sure e wouldn't be, pretty straight-laced sweet guy. Not bad in sack but pretty vanilla. I love him, he loves me... He jerks it to porn thinking I don't know (but doesn't use incognito or clears browser history) seems he has a thing for pale gingers (I am a brunette). So we each have our "secret". All in all I don't need a guy to be "into it" for me to be happy. To be honest a chick playing with her dog is not near as rare as most guys think.
>>698274944
not so rare. She's maybe the 6th I've encountered?
>>698274721
I salute your colorful wording, bro. The only thing I saw at a machine head concert was a drunken Idiot shitting in the first row. You win.
Even tho I don't think Her father still minds, if she really became a slut.
came in my aunts shoes while i had her buttplug in my ass and sniffing her dirty socks
>>698274944
ha no they arent you just need to be in the right club
SCA was best for me i was having sex with older women in that club by the time i was 13
>>698272273
post a pic of your face
pretty vanilla. Fucked my girl in her ass a couple of times. Was great.
Haven't been the best with relationships, had girls start crying in sex a few times. god that sounds terrible. Kinda stuck with me when my girlfriend did it the first time.
Watch my gf fuck my best friend and jerk off. Pic is her. Love how slutty she is. She full on ate his ass until he came on her face.
>>698275149
I don't think it's so rare, but I think a lot of girls grow out of it and most don't go beyond a bit of licking.
Did the BF who knew like the idea? Did he want to watch?
>>698272229
Not a virgin, but I doubt I'll ever get a hug like that. God damn. Might as well end myself.
Can't decide
>assfucked ex-gf using pussyjuice from then gf as lube
>fucked ex-gf in front of her sister
>got a girl to get herself licked by her dog
>deflowered a random muslim girl in a hostel with multiple people present
>let a dog lick my dick while being jerked off
>>698274640
Of course the taboo nature is a great deal of it... I know it is "wrong"
>>698262850
Attended my bosses party, went into use her 15yo daughters bathroom, saw tampons, opened top 2, Jerked off in hand, dribbled cum in tampon, closed back up with a little to stick the wrapper back together, placed back on top,
Later, made boss a drink, on way back, went in to use master bath, toothbrushes found, worked toothbrush bristle end into my ass, masturbated into her baileys, put toothbrush back with poo on it, walked out, handed her shots, & watched her drink my cum.
Never did any of that again for some reason.
any photos of that? sounds hawt
This boy who called himself a girl
pic related
>>698275371
Shit what
>>698274572
Not as open as it was when we met unfortunately.
You can thank 50 shades of Grey for that. A story about a rich rapist and a clueless bitch that the population at large thinks represents the BDSM scene.
After that got popular the clubs and forums were rammed with idiots with no clue about the level of trust and intimacy involved but a whole grab bag of rape fantasies.
That made it a lot less welcoming imo.
If you really want to explore it the people are all friendly, just slightly more guarded until they decide you're not a deluded fantasist.
Find some forums and find your local area. Get talking to people.
>>698272273
are u femanon?
>>698275371
I want in on this
>>698269420
Should have fucked the chicks ass instead
>>698273778
I did the same shit with my ex-wife. She passed out drunk while I was going down on her. It was super easy to get in and I was gonna try fucking her, but I was so fucking aroused by the whole idea, I pretty much touched my dick to her asshole and came on it. I think at one point in her sleep she said, "go for it," but I might've imagined that, I was drunk too.
>>698275421
you first and with time stamp so you can be ridiculed
>>698275542
Same
>>698275197
How many non pedos have you encountered? How do you discuss it with them and bring it up? Explain
>>698262850
>>698275628
>>698275656
this would be about 1979 (im 50 now) back when things were less scrutinized
>>698271457
anon-kun every girl is someone's sister
>>698274079
kik me Shizzle1979
>>698275662
That was the only thing she wasn't really up for - shame, cos her pussy was discount-ham awful to look at.
>>698275517
Yeah I once had a roommate in college and we basically took turns with our dog. SHe mostly only let him lick her, but when drunk she would let him fuck her. He must have gotten off on the pain a little cause she never used socks or anything, so she would get all scratched up and have to hide it. The BF that knew loved having enough suck him off while knotted, or taking sloppy seconds while I was dripping dog cum. Unfortunately he was an absolute raging heroin addict as well.
>>698274948
Eeeeeeeeeeexaactly why I ran.
>>698275258
Machine fucking head
Also what's the kinkiest you've done? Wish you could do
I was on a cruise for spring break and I lost my virginity at 15 to a black guy that was 36.
My GF likes to take ambien and drink. I happen to be something of a somniphiliac so naturally I rape her in her sleep. Now the actual penis in vagina bit is kinda rare because she has to be seriously drunk to sleep through that. But I almost always masturbate into her asshole and cum in it.
>>698275917
Damn. You must have the best fucking stories. Greentext a few?
>>698268265
What the actual fuck does that mean?
>>698274852
lol
why did she cry if she told you she liked it?
dont make any sence.. i love making them puke aswell. not my gf or anything.
>was a a party
>a girl had way too much to drink
>we end up calling a ambulance
>i make her drink salt water (so she can cleanse the liquor out)
>she still cant puke
>index and long finger goes in her throat, she throws up like a rocket take off, and it ran down her tits, she was wearing white.
>i take her outside and put her in the ambulance
>i was thanked by the parents and the drivers for making the moves.
>>698274210
None, not allowed to have bf's bc of my parents religiosity. started @ 12, just started with a little, and little by little, well you know how it goes.
>>698275542
Yes you will
Im the concert guy and I assure you that you will
Just find a girl that wants to fuck your brains out and UTTERLY DESTROY YOUR BODY STAMINA ON HER
And eat her out
And anal
And just fuck her a lot and plenty
You'll get that hug once every few her orgasms
Do it
You CAN do it
Gith girls are a walking begging sextoy
>>698276143
every part of that is hot as fuck apart from the heroin addict bit.
I've known a few girls online who do it. One had a bf with a dog and they were really into it. But never IRL. I feel like I'm missing out.
>>698275460
>ate hes ass
dude..
>>698276080
Her sister was knocking on the cubicle as I exhchanged numbers with her mouth full of cum little sis.
Onichan
>>698276437
fair enough. So much for religious parents, eh?
Do you take the knot? Any other interesting kinks?
>>698276559
Yeah it was hot. She is really slutty.
>>698271457
I don't even care if that's a made up story or a real one. But it's a good story.
>>698276684
She's also a fat cow and you're a cuck.
Whole comedy of errors there.
>>698276780
Magnus Virginius has spoken!
fucked my gf in the bushes on a nude beach some guy in his 50s see us and just walk to us and started jerking off blow a fucking huge load
went home asked her if she wanna to fuck him she told me no but wont mind blowing him while i fuck her
horny as fuck started to fuck her while she was sucking a dildo
start to fuck on public places for the trill one time we went to sex club but never join with other people because all of them where 20+ years older then us
Me and my ex gf/current fwb always finish with 5 minutes or so of snowballing. She will also on occasion(especially if she's drunk) play with my ass, but never penetrates.
> Unfortunately.
>>698275636
Cheers man, I appreciate that. Yeah i've never read 50 shades, but from some looking so far on forums and youtube vids etc, a lot of people saying same thing.
I'm interested, but not super confident as this is not something I've ever explored with someone who wasn't already my gf. Kinda seems like a poor start for a dom, but yeah, I'll grow a dick and go to some chats as soon as I stop travelling
>>698276780
U would fuck her bro
>>698276310
The crying part is likely just a side-reaction from gagging on something. That's what happens to me when I deep-throat my sugardaddy's dick
>>698276143
kik me? shizzle1979
>>698277045
I fucking definitely would.
I came inside a trap in a church then I used her/him/its crucifix to play with the cum and made her/him/it lick it.
I roleplayed as satan and she/he/it roleplayed as a catholic shoogirl.
It was in a corridor behind the instruments and while the place was empty it felt like all the paintings and statues were watching.
Not me, but a co-worker had a girlfriend who took her dad's car with heavily smoked windows to well-lighted, active store parking lots and screwed him while puzzled people stared, trying to figure out what was going on inside that they couldn't see. Exhibitionism with impunity.
>>698277045
Oh I'd fuck her I just wouldn't tell anybody about it. Of course your faggot ass couldn't be anywhere near us which you probably wouldn't mind.
>>698277108
Not a chance...
>>698276143
This is ruthless, but yeah hot as well...... So does your dog... do you doggy? Serious question
>>698276684
More pics.
>>698276767
Me neither.
>>698276450
My dick is fucked up from years of anti-depressants and shit. I've had a ton of girlfriends, but only was able to get truly hard for the first, took me ages until I could nut in her, and she dumped me a few days after I managed to cum in her. RIP. At least I can finally be honest about it with someone, even if it is just Anons.
>>698276213
AMA
>>698277265
where do i meet girls like you
>>698277059
well, yeah that's pretty common knowledge, but i thought he meant crying like emotional, full on you know..
>>698277325
Bro I beat impotence
Let me help
Make a separate thread for whatever and link me here
I'll write you something that worked for me and others can bump it.
I can help you seriously.
>>698277325
You sound like a sorry excuse for a man.
>>698277266
I prefer that way and it is most "natural" but I can be on my back as well... Once they "hit home" it doesn't much matte... They just start fuckiing.
>>698276223
Seconded, I wanna hear this shit
>>698274591
Would you have been happy if someone found you one night and just fucked the shit out of you?
I was walking home late one night and there were two super young looking but super hot girls just standing there on the corner of the road in their PJ's. They said hi to me super cutesy like.. I sure was tempted but I pussied out because blatantly that's the kind of situation that goes really wrong really fast.
>>698277546
i've been doing hard drugs for 4 years and just started antidepressants. i dont have any issues getting hard, but sometimes i have issues staying hard. usually i just dont see the appeal to sex unless im on heroin. when im on heroin i enjoy it but it feels like a chore after a while
>>698271457
you piece of shit made me wet
>>698277667
Tru
>>698272273
>Would you have been happy if someone found you one night and just fucked the shit out of you?
>I was walking home late one night and there were two super young looking but super hot girls just standing there on the corner of the road in their PJ's. They said hi to me super cutesy like.. I sure was tempted but I pussied out because blatantly that's the kind of situation that goes really wrong really fast.
(quoted wrong post)
>>698277417
My guess is you may have already, find a girl that likes dogs, if they let it kiss them 75% they will fuck it.
>>698277059
Hey can I ask you, do you like the rougher deepthroat thing? girfriend's I've had have never been into giving head too much. I kinda started thinking that rougher deepthroat was just a guys porn fantasy thing
>>698277251
That sounds hot
>>698277841
Had situations like this
>>698277752
NIGGER THAT IS CALLED IMPOTENCE
AND I CAN HELP YOU.
Make a thread or migrate to a fresh thread seriously I will fucking change your life here
>>698277752
That's probably because you're having sex with women. Try men. You are obviously a raging faggot.
>>698276902
Why was this deleted? She's pretty cute.
>>698276450
Hey, where the fuck do you find goth chicks?
>>698277546
I appreciate the offer, but I've sort of accepted that I'm broken and shit by now. But you could help others who still have a chance. Appreciate it though, really.
>>698277584
I am. Twenty eight and have not been in a real relationship in probably five years, have not fucked in almost a decade. I play video games and have enough mental issues I'm on SSI because I can not work. I would off myself if it was not such a terrifying thought.
>>698277754
Tits(with timestamp) or gtfo
And yes im the concert guy that made you wet
>>698278045
High School
College
Burning Man
Death Metal concerts or fests
On my friends birthday, I got him to suck my cock. He loved to lick my balls, slowly making his way up to the tip. He let me thrust into his throat, his lips wrapped around the base of my shaft. I exploded in his throat as hard as I could, he swallowed it all. Feltgoodman
>>698278045
Metal concerts.
I met one of my ex's in an opeth concert.
>>698277042
Read up and research, mane.
When I met her I didn't know wtf a Brat was. I just knew we were both kinky, I was a dom, she was a sub, but she was often a defiant little shit trying to get a reaction out of me and I kind of understood why.
Turns out that had a name and there was a bunch of other people with the same kind of relationship. Talking to them gave us all kinds of ideas and ways to handle things.
People are welcoming if you're genuine and honest. It's posers and fantasists who don't get much time from us.
When I first started talking online to other doms about how she was they were just like "Dude, she's a Brat, read this, this and this" and it opened up a whole new world for us.
>>698278015
>>698278108
Anon
Listen to me
I am the post that will wake you up
This is my last attempt
PROBLEM KEEPING IT HARD IS NOT THE END
I CAN TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN STAY HARD AS IF YOU TOOK VIAGRA200MG
FUCKING TRUST /b/ for once
But I'll respect if you decide not to
Last chance mofo.
I can help
>>698277996
>>698277996
I'm interested anon.
>>698278181
goth chicks are shit to fuck, they play dead
>>698272540
Dude what was the ministers name, I need to know. Czech /b/ fag here
>>698278162
got kik?
help me impotence /b/ro, you're my only hope
>>698278640
>>698278108
I strongly encourage you too kill yourself. Honestly some people are so broken and such a resource hog that they would be better off dead. And not just them but everyone around them would be better for not having you around anymore. You sound like the perfect candidate for suicide. Try to overcome your fear. Try to think of it is altruistic. I mean honestly you think your friends/family actually enjoy having you around? They will be better people with you gone and you know it. Don't be so selfish.
If I can make a suggestion the absolute best way to kill your self is carbon monoxide. It actually kills you quite fast but you'll pass out long before that happens and essentially die in your sleep. Perfect for a selfish coward like you. Just run a car in an enclosed garage and you'll be dead. Take some if your drugs too too expedite the process even more.
Good luck.
>>698278653
You must be a terrible fucking lay then.
>>698278012
i only started having bisexual tendencies when i started doing psychedelics heavily. so that's somewhat accurate
>>698272909
Cool fantasy anon, you dream this up while polishing your katana?
>>698277667
>>698276223
not that kinky but okay
>be in sca
>be 13
>its 1979
>sca is a medieval recreational society
>girls wearing costumes of people from about 900ad to about 1600 (at the time)
>one lady at coronet in seattle aka madrona was wearing a belly dancing outfit
>she's drunk im not
>we are hanging out (i was the son of a popular couple that was doing a bob carol ted and alice with one of the best fighters in the club and his wife)
>she comments that her outfit shows more skin than mine
>i say "should i strip down to make it even"
>had heard some comment from a guy like that when he was with a guy so figured i was safe
>she says " let me help with your belt"
>she leans over massive tits in bikini like top in my face
>boner.jpg
>she bumps against boner trying to drunkenly undo my belt (that was over my t-tunic
>oho what do we have here
>is rubbing it and commenting i was bigger than her ex
>blow my load in my pants
.she says "that isnt fair we need to try again
>next night go to her tent and do shitty job licking her and fucking her
>go again in the morning
>much better!
>dont tell your parents okay i still want a pelican (reward award for service to the crown)
>tell parents i fell asleep at the bardic circle
>>698278534
Doctorfag here. Viagra focus on the physical aspect of acquiring and maintaining an erection. It's a bandaid. You need to focus on the underlying issues in your brain.
>>698278534
>help me impotence /b/ro, you're my only hope
>>698278640
>>698278697
ALLRIGHT ALL ABOARD TO THAT THREAD
I NEED YOU BROS TO BUMP THAT ONE WHILE I TYPE TECHINUQE
>>698278825
Lmao.
You realize people that aren't as fat and repulsive as you actually exist right?
>>698270394
Had a similar thing happen...
>Austin,TX
>a random clubs rave night
>Delicious little ginger starts dancing with me.
>No words exchanged for a while but insane drug fueled dancing.
>Finally grabs me and asks to go fuck in the bathroom.
>Voice was sweeter than I could imagine, such a seemingly innocent looking broad.
>Take her to the mens room, all the guys inside saw and start cheering.
>Feel like a conquering champion.
>Tiny pink nipples in my mouth, the tightest gash I still have ever felt on my wang.
>Had me feeling like mofucking Jamal with how tight she was.
>The creeping eyes and disgusting bathroom added to the exhilaration.
>Gets on her knees on what is likely piss and beer, swallows most.
>I jerk back like a fucking goon and finish the rest all over her chin and down her chest.
>She just stands up and wipes the rest of smiling so hard.
>Go outside to find my friend, he is somehow already talking to hers.
>We find out they are waiting for the gingers mom to pick them up.
>mfw she says she is only 15, just lost her v-card and is on her slutting spree.
>feels good?
My acquaintance and I popped smoke and never returned to that club.
>>698278689
Ne chci ti vole
>>698278692
Fuck you minister I know its you
Also im in the errectile thread helping anons
Bye this thread
>>698279024
i stay in ATX, what club was this?
>>698279033
Ale no tak ty vole
>>698278329
Yeah, tbh, I'm not sure why BDSM has remained as niche as it has. Seems like all sex has some amount of power play in it. It's fun to play with the power thing, and BDSM seems like people who have just accepted that and have tried exploring.
Babygirl subs sound pretty hot too. Hey if you feel like talking about this more I have more qustions - Like, your brat girl, was she 24/7 a brat? or was it just a sexual thing for both of you? Was your relationship romantic outside of sex?
>>698277874
I'm actually a guy, sorry to say.
I do enjoy it though. Although it can get kind of tiresome after a while and it makes my throat hurt, haha
>>698278746
Dude, that's some actually fucked up shit. Honestly, I wish you were here with me so we could see each other's faces, and talk to each other.
>>698279735
Shutup faggot
>>698279827
Fucked up how? Carbon monoxide is an excellent way to kill yourself and some people are absolutely better off dead? I understand it can be scary but you have to have the willpower and resolve. You have too understand it truly is the best thing for you and your loved ones.
>>698278762
Did you explore them anon? I get horny as for guys if I haven't cum in a long time. It's like I'm horny for women, but as my hornyness increases it stretches to include dudes too. Never fucked a guy, but fantisise about sucking a dick (I'm pretty sure I'd be good at this). and getting fucked in my ass.
Porno style fantasies, don't have too much romantic interest in dudes, and if I'm picky about female physical features super picky about dudes..
Kissed a few dudes, but nothing more, and like i said fleeting desires. I would like to try though.
>>698280248
not really at all. i've thought about downloading meetme or grindr and fucking a random dude for drugs or money, but i never went through with it. i'd probably end up pussying out from fucking and just robbing them.
>>698277960
You mean people did fuck you when you were handcuffed?
Or you've had situations like the one I described?
>>698270446
a boner?
now?
.....
thanks anon!
>>698278534
Anon, you have fascinated me. Please - give us your wisdom.
>>>/adv/17435657
>>698280060
Suicide is a terrible thing for families and loved one to go through, something that echos through generaations
i hope you find your way matey. It's a confusing path for all of us, but encouraging anyone so graphically to end their life sounds like a tortured place to me. You should spend some time with someone you love. I'll try to take this advice too.
>>698268474
The fuck even is that?
>>698280615
Lol, robbing them. Yeah, I match with loads of guys on tinder, but none of them ever initiate conversation. I think they're doing teh same bicurious thing as me.
>It's fun to play with the power thing, and BDSM seems like people who have just accepted that and have tried exploring.
Nail on the head.
>Like, your brat girl, was she 24/7 a brat? or was it just a sexual thing for both of you?
It's pretty much 24/7 but it's not always sexual. I can tell when she's doing something to get a rise out of me.
"Hey babe, grab me a beer while you're up." She comes back and there's no beer.
"Where's my beer?"
"You told me to grab it. I grabbed it and left it in the kitchen." *coy little smirk*
"Well fucking fetch it and bring it here" She goes and gets it.
"Thankyou. Now turn around." *smack*
And we go back to watching TV.
Was your relationship romantic outside of sex?
Yes. we're cuddly af after sex. We might be doing nasty shit to get ourselves off but we love eachother to bits.
BDSM takes a lot more intimacy and communication than vanilla relationships and I think we're closer as a result. We're equals.
She's actually a bit of a babygirl when she feels like behaving herself. She'll suck her thumb and lie with her head in my lap. Likes being called Pricess and she's all eager to please for a change.
>>698278833
>>698281603
Meant to reply to >>698279620
>>698265287
Chicks can bleed a long time without dying
>>698277996
GET IN HERE
>>698278640
>>698262850
well this shit gets me pretty rock solid
>>698282100
Look up a girl named Amelia Dire.
That girl is fucking filth. Check out her scenes from FaceFucking.com
>>698280876
Im in the black guy thread posting
>>698281332
I'm perfectly fine. Physician assisted suicide is a real and growing movement in the United States. However I believe we should take it one step farther and allow anyone to commit suicide. I don't see the legal argument. Abortion is legal for precisely this reason. A woman is allowed to abort the fetus because it's her body and she chooses what to do with it. Suicide is the ultimate expression of that same logic. It is my body, my life, and I should have the power to take it at any time. This pro-life attitude is exactly why you see brain dead cadavers hooked up to heart-lung bypass machines and the ill (especially mental) suffer their entire lives with oftentimes little to no repreive.
Suicide is the answer. This pro-life, anywhere, all the time, at any circumstance attitude is the core reason for so much suffering. I will help anyone with a true desire to kill themselves. It doesn't have to scary and painful. There are peaceful and easy ways to kill your self.
>>698282042
I am in there go bump that thread
>>698281603
God that sounds amazing. Def going to try to get into a community once back in Glasgow or NZ.
So you have a lot of communication about the D&S aspects of your relationship? Like what acts are good, or what you want to try or do differently>? And what respect means within them?
Also, are you pure dom yourself? would you ever switch? Seems like brat could traverse to some dom kinda stuff sometmes maybe?
>>698278746
>>698282320
Read it in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58 voice.
>>698282844
>I can't argue with him on a logical level so let's just attack him instead! XD
never change /B/
