Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Pokemon go
Clammed
Hey guys!
>Claimed
I'm starting with a new anime, what are you guys up to?
>inb4 bara
He's mine!
Calamity-masu'd
wait what
claimin
Hello my chickadees
Claiming me
>>698263230
Fake its queen of dominatirx
Hello friends!
>>698263410
I know i had to go threw and change em all
>>698263395
rollo:
>>698263330
Where does the chickadees part come from?
>>698263540
fuck off konata
>>698263230
>>698263525
I'm back fuckers.
>>698263540
:o
roll
>>698263330
Hey cutie
>>698263777
Hey it's phasma again, she's dead dude
Gas the Kikes
>>698263395
I like me.
>>698263742
Anyway, claimed.
>>698263777
Lucky trips checked
>>698263958
Phasma will be in Episode 8.
>>698263439
Would you taste her ice cream?
>>698263330
Hola mi amigo lindo!
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>698261597
War Thunder
>4 people in a squad playing japanese t1 realistic planes.
I want to marry Elphelt!
>>698263777
>>698264099
Trips and dubs confirm Phasma for Ep. 8
>>698263958
Only I'm not a cutie
>what are you doing
>>698264529
That better not mean "hello my cute friend'!
>>698264650
It's absolutely confirmed Gwendoline Christie is in it.
>>698264547
Sounds really good tbh.
I still need to get my joystick fixed.
>>698264665
That's totally not what it means.
>>698264846
ur wayfu fiksed mi joistix
lmao u fag fit rekt
hey faggors. Claimed.
-Mavis
>>698265071
You can't waifu a cat!
Trips getting should be an Olympics sport.
(Posting on mobile again with shitty cropped pic)
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant.
Penny claim!
>I've been playing a lot of siege recently
>I wanna claim IQ because cute German girl.
>But Penny Fo Lyfe Yo~
>>698265055
She gonna fix your joystick alright.
>>698265306
But a cat is fine too.
>>698264665
I saw those legs, you a cutie
>>698265306
You can't waifu a fox
>>698265470
Shite
>>698265470
I believe in you man
There's always next time
Claimed
>>698265306
Nigga it's Caturday. I do what I want
Gote is become claim, destroyer of my sanity because I spent like five minutes trying to think of a good thing to put here and I haven't fucking come up with anything
Seriously, why is it so difficult to be semi-comedic?
>>698265470
Not even close friendo
>>698265491
>
I honestly hate your waifu though.
>>698265523
Not in America
>>698265544
Galil is just like 5% fox.
>>698264944
Its close
>hello my beautiful friend?
>>698265544
I'm not cute tho!
>>698265634
The kind words of encouragement are appreciated good sir
>>698265548
Shi'ite
>>698265634
Cutie Renge.
>>698265842
You GOTE to try harder
>>698265904
I just put "hello my cute friend" in google translate and that's what came out.
>>698265842
Because a lot of the best humor is organic and reactive. Just delivering a straight one liner is a pretty tough thing to do.
>>698266007
I got you man
Always nice to see your persistence, gives me hope to know you still haven't given it up
>>698266017
Cutie Tsuzu
How are you doing my dude?
Goddamn I hardly know anyone around here anymore, except Sachi, who's still a giant faggot
>>698265842
Just say some stupid shit like "dicks out for harambe" always works
>>698265904
Keep telling yourself that qt
>>698266312
>>698266427
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Oh there you are
What's up Mario, anything new lately?
>>698266577
>>698266577
Nah, not really.
What about you Kyle?
>>698266196
I approve of this post
>>698266692
>>698266915
Hello me
I'm seeing a lot of Ohayous and now i'm very erect
gay
Whats good? Playin tanks today being bored.
>>698267054
Hello you
>>698267155
Meh
>>698266196
Don't even start with that
Carlos was at /waifu/ a couple days ago and I slammed my head into my desk multiple times
pls no
>>698266312
I didn't expect a legitimate answer to that
Thanks, I guess
>>698266393
Alright, I'll try that
>pull your labias out of your flappy meat sandwiches and slam them onto the dead body of a gorilla that is polling at 5% in the u.s presidential race in some places in america, at least according to certain polls
>>698266799
don't you fucking do it
don't you fucking do it carlos you fuck
DON'T YOU DO IT
>>698264153
Well yeah! I love ice cream! And I bet she makes some very good ice cream!
>Tfw no Ohayou.
>>698266694
Not too much, just back in town from my trip. Just work for a couple more weeks and then school starts, so at least I'll have some sense of progress. When do I get to 1v1 your punk ass again?
>>698267240
Sounds pretty gay to me
>>698267278
Hey man, it's what I do.
>>698267365
Penny! How are you? Haven't seen you in a long time.
>>698267278
ASRIELly hard to come up with puns
>>698266312
Hm, a little overstretching my day, but it's not too bad, just getting a little sleepy.
It's nice seeing you again, I'm not here all that regularly, so many are new faces to me, too.
Sachi belongs to me now, though :^)
How are you?
>>698267450
One of these days I guess.
So I can lose again :^)
>>698267450
I'm doing great ^^
>Bout two weeks before I go back to work from a little (mandatory) vacation
>I was working too much apparently
>Boy I sure do love being an IT guy.
How've you been?
>>698267450
it is renge
>>698267278
Errr, perhaps don't try being funny again, serious people are appreciated as well
>>698267278
I guess you weren't esDESKing me to come up with puns
Mirai claimed
>>698267595
I dunno man, you put up a damn good fight. Maybe next time.
>>698267652
Ah, nice! Sounds pretty solid. I'm doing well, just got a couple more weeks until school starts up, so I'm pretty excited about that.
>>698267540
Oh, did you steal? And go to bed man, no sense wearing yourself out. Good to see you too, though. I'm doing pretty well, just chilling right now.
>>698267656
It is me
It is you
It is us
Gotta run, got some stuff to take care of. I'll be around later.
Karens first post when he comes back will end in 911
why are there 90 yunos?
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
Your Waifu has been in a freak accident involving rabbits and impure thorium dioxide, but it ended up giving her superpowers. She now has the ability to turn into a lightsaber. You're a clumsy bastard at the start, but with some practice you'll be able to handle her like an expert. An alien tells you both that you have to come fight some shit to save the Universe. She is not against this, in fact she wants to go. The alien also tells you that you'll probably both fuckin' die like idiots. What a rude person.
What do you do?
>>698267540
when did i agree I belonged to me?
If anything Me belongs to I
>>698268066
>did you steal?
Hmm, not quite.
>>698268066
See ya.
>>698268135
Pretty popular waifu.
>>698268043
That's at least a 6.75/10 on the cute scale.
>>698268135
YUNO exactly why
>>698268181
So my waifu is a foxgirl a gun and a light saber?
>>698268205
I can have me and I both.
I wish there was a Nui ohayou
>>698267354
Would you go down on her?
>>698267881
You the other Yuno anon i saw yesterday?
>>698268181
Well it depends on what i'm saving it from, if everybody is going to die anyway i'll do it but harm the alien as well.
>>698268428
Thats why mako and ryuko is better
>>698268403
can we not share me and I?
>>698268066
Ah yeah school, a good friend of mine is starting college soon. I helped him with all the college red tape bullshit, he's a cool kid.
>>698268135
>edgewaifu
But she is pretty popular :>
>>698266312
Many thanks
Always nice to see that people appreciate my efforts despite the long term lack of trips as well.
>>698268241
your a popular waifu
>shino
p.s Look at the top middle icon WTF IS THAT
>>698268135
I have never really seen her in any of these threads
>>698268241
Yea but not everyone visits these threads, it's pretty much the same people
>>698268324
HAH, thx for the laugh
>>698268428
It's me!
>>698268549
Fuck forgot image.
>eating a drumstick. MMM vanilla
>>698268428
Ohayou qt
Waifu
>>698268541
Mhmm, maybe compromising with me isn't such a bad idea.
>>698268620
A dog breastfeeding a cat?
I don't even know, kek.
>>698268324
Of course, don't you remember what GALIL stands for?
...
Gun
And
Lightsaber
Interesting
Lover
>>698268788
Shouldn't you be sleeping?
>>698268863
Why do people keep doing this.Galil isn't even an acronym its just the guys name.Also
>Interesting Lover
Too lewd!
>>698268491
Fuck off, Mako anon.
>>698268626
What have you been up too?
>>698268775
Hello again!
>>698267450
Well, I hope you keep doing what you're doing
It's always a pleasant surprise to see posts on 4chan that aren't incomprehensible screaming
>>698267515
I hope you drown
>>698267881
Alright, I'll try being serious
>>698267911
It's fitting that this post ends in 911 because after reading it I want somebody to crash a commercial jet into my fucking house
>>698268181
What if you have a husbando?
Does that change your hypothetical (and completely nonsensical) situation, or is it the same as if you have a waifu?
>>698268620
It appears to be a dog and another animal
The dog is lying down, while the other animal is either feeding from the dog's teats or eating the dog
Whichever one of these is true, it sure is a weird Captcha
C C C C C C C CLAIMED!
>>698269007
Yes... I've been looking forward to it all this time, but I'm not sleeping without you.
I'm still undecided on the sleep positioning, too, but I am willing to improvise.
>>698263031
Claimed
>>698269231
I mean, it's my friend Dr. Acronym, and that isn't just my /s4s/ name, except it is exactly that and nothing more, except it isn't, there's a lot more to it.
>>698269253
No, it doesn't change if you have a husbando, but it isn't nonsensical, I've seen it happen quadrillions of times.
>>698269237
>Hello again!
Not the usual Shiro.
He's banana'd for like 2 days more.
>>698269237
NUI Mako should stay!
>>698269253
GOTE for you!
>>698269256
I never would of SAL that coming!
>>698269237
Nothing much, just finished watching some football with my bro
What about you man?
>>698269253
Good idea. Anything serious planned today?
>>698269256
Is that franku behind her ?
>>698269253
>I hope you drown
WATER you saying? Are my puns bringing you DROWN?
>Carlos
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>698264846
>everyone trying to line up
>accidentally turn into everyone
I can still hear ringing in my ears
It's wonderful.
>>698269545
Christ m8
>>698269781
Here's a nice pic for you
Nani sore, baka!
>>698270045
one for you as well my b0ss
>>698269452
Oh
That's nice of you, it would feel lonely sleeping alone anyways
How about you sleep in any way that's comfortable to you? Even if that's on me
>>698269542
Oh geez what happened?
>>698269572
I've been playing through a bunch of Kirby games after i finished Robobot.
Claimed~
>>698270206
Nuo a cute
>>698270093
Which Anonon would you be? perhaps a new one?
>>698270337
Nui*
>>698269530
If you know so much, what is the square root of 11219124102645121240245179242101234512931294125810124512912694129754?
>>698269545
Oh yeah?
Well GOAT fuck yourself with your Carlos-level puns
We don't need two of them, we don't need one of them, we don't need Carlos
>>698269572
It's almost midnight here, so I'll be sleeping in a couple of hours
That's all I've got
>>698269642
And now I want to drown
Great, amazing, fun times
Fuck you Carlos
>>698270431
you talkin shit bout Carlos b0ss?
>>698270337
That she is, anon.
>>698270145
If you want me to have it, then so VIET
>>698270431
You sound GALIL bit down
>>698270431
>If you know so much, what is the square root of 11219124102645121240245179242101234512931294125810124512912694129754?
'Sweet Caroline' is the answer.
>>698268428
Go down? Like go downtown for ice cream! Yes!
>>698269709
I have some competencies in that regard, but I'm not sure I ever actually spotted an enemy plane.
>find the pixel
>>698270149
It was boiling down to me on you or you on me.
I'll actually be heading out in a few minutes now, just checking for replies.
Good night!
>>698270431
So we're having PUN now?
>All these Jews claiming jap faggot waifus
American best waifu gem Pearl claimed.
>>698270800
Fucking cringed
>>698270707
I wouldn't mind any of these to be honest
Goodnight
>>698270800
You mean Rock Lesbian Cunt.
>>698270800
As in PEARL harbor?
>>698270864
I'm just trying to be quite FRANKU with these people
>>698270800
Worst than a 3DPD imo
Can all of your faggots stop claiming waifus and start claiming husbandos. You're hogging up all the good women as your fag hags.
>>698270800
>Steven's Universe Waifus are somehow the least Jewish/Cuck/Despicable-Meme-Buzzowrd Waifus you can claim
>They are somehow a good example of Western Waifus
No.
>>698271184
I love this gif
Claimed, no trollerino
>>698270800
Pure Trumblr trash.
Ratchet kike.
>>698270206
ow nice, i havent played any kirby games how are they actually?
i love the music though
>>698270431
ow sucks. well i hope you had a good day then
>>698271098
enough with the puns!
btw my phone is cucking me cant post pics, rip yuno spam :(
>>698271028
Don't leave me waiting for too long, okay?
>>698268541
I'll see me tomorrow, yes?
Good night everyone.
>>698271682
Yes I will be here tomorrow waiting for me
>>698271682
Goodnight cute boat.
>>698271682
also goodnight
>>698271499
>implying the same doesn't go for you :^)
>>698271429
HANAKno way
>>698271682
So tHATSuzuki all for today?
>>698271512
So YUNOt able to post pics?
>>698271928
Hello sir I NEED HELP
"Here's my gem!"
>>698270633
Yes
>>698270683
I understand that I brought this upon myself by mentioning it, but that doesn't mean I can't tell you to go fuck yourself
>>698270687
Touché
>>698270727
Before I went on this site, I'd never thought about strangling anyone
I miss that
>>698270800
Undertale was made by an American
Gote defies your memery
Not that your shenanigans are good anyways, but still
>>698271098
OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE READING TERRIBLE JOKES OH BOOOOOOOY
>>698272002
if i could post pictures, i would post some angry yuno >:(
this is getting out of hand
>>698271928
We're ALL degenerates, slowly rotting our life away.
I am no exception.
Welcome to the trash can.
My Waifu bitch
>>698270703
What lewd things would you do with her?
>>698271512
They're amazing! the normal gameplay is calm and nice and the boss fights are pretty intense, Super Star Ultra or Triple Deluxe would be the best start, but if you have a wii get dream collection. Each game has a gimmick of some sort though so i suggest looking at gameplay before you decide.
What's your favorite track you've heard so far?
Mine would be this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5JiS0l-eUk
>>698272463
>3DPD.
GTFO nigger
>>698272442
im pure not degenerate
>>698272207
I.. I think I know who this might be.
>>698272442
Welcome to meme hell you faggot
>Take a number and shitpost while you're here
>There is no escape
>God Will Not Save You.
>>698272594
k thanks i will try i out sometime
i do have a wii but i dont really like playing on it, just seems weird playing on it for some reason.
that's a pretty sweet track but nothing beats this :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CS93CdMv_E
>>698271184
Quit posting my fucking waifu
>>698272671
Your parents fucking hate you, society fucking hates you, nobody wants you breathing so do us a favor and fucking kill yourselves already.
am i doing this right?
>>698272633
A pure example of autism.
>>698272600
You first
>>698272671
>>698273111
>>698273114
That's the good stuff, keep it coming.
>>698273114
u fukin wot
>>698273330
Fucking this. I fucking hate so much how worthless and pathetic the degenerate pieces of shit are in this thread, you faggots know a real woman won't ever fucking touch your autistic, 500lb fat ass, right?
>>698272002
A curse upon you!
A curse upon your entire family!
FUCK
Pic related to this one, it's my reaction to these fucking puns
>>698272463
>3D
you're waifu a shit
>>698273111
With those digits I'd say you're doing a good job
>>698273482
Plz giv me more, BB. Im gunna cum, plz finish me off ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
>>698273038
Than i would go with Triple Deluxe i guess, because it's more easy to figure out than Super Star.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZHQZFd1Bw
>>698273482
>500 lb
Mkay
>>698272272
You should GOTE take a break before you GOTE insane, lots of anger and stress isn't GOTE for you YUNO.
>>698272304
Just GALIL bit
>>698273687
That's NUIt that GOTE of a game
>>698273794
LEGgo, its just someone on the internet being mad
>>698273794
Hey, with your face you might as well be. Don't try to leave us in the dark, you're only showing us half the story. Someone like you doesn't need to be 500lbm to be a repulsive POS.
>>698273687
ayy triple deluxe is actually on the 3ds i can play that, i have been looking for more 3ds games thanks.
>>698273936
you are losing your touch.
