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>>698239876
0/10 chink
>>698239876
what happend?
>>698240018
my uncle was dealin drugs without me knowing
>>698239876
I like how so many on /b/ think they have a maxed intelligence.
>>698240118
Clearly not maxed intelligence then.
>>698240118
>crime
>in japan
bait someone else :^]
>>698240118
any pic of your lack of arm ?
>>698239876
>Looks is maxed
>Missing an arm
Clearly not maxed intelligence.
>>698239876
>video games and TV are hobbies
Clearly not max intelligence.
>>698241188
Most people in the 20-30 range think their brilliant because internet culture is pretty much one giant echo chamber.
>>698241559
You are a female who watches bestiality?
I'm semi-intrigued.
>>698241751
I can google shit on youtube, too. I don't assume I have max intelligence, lol.
>>698239876
Weeb/10
>>698241876
Yep. Bestiality is my favorite porn.
>>698242000
I mean, usually its just people who think they're slightly above average intelligence.
Also there's a lot of people who fall into the Dunning-Kruger effect, cause of the pop culture themes of everyone being special that radiates from tumblr, pop music, pop movies, and shit of that type.
>>698239876
>>698242495
>>698243015
You missed the -8 boxes on intelligence.
>>698241751
*ego chamber
People that complain that everyone puts so much intelligence points... well what else are they supposed to put? When you have nothing else you gotta have at least something.
>>698243588
>poor grammar
>no sense of grammar
>terrible sentence grammar
>even a contradictory statement
WtfmanIdon'teven.tiff
>>698243588
But everyone does it and people aren't all geniuses, probably more so even if they're filling out a chart with ms paint on 4chan.
>>698243880
How is my grammar poor?
I just meant if you dont have anything else you gotta have at least one good thing about you.
fresh outta the oven folks
>>698243916
Well OP took it pretty far. But if its like 7-8 points max i guess its not so bad. OP made it look like hes the new Einstein
>>698239876
You didn't lose your arm in a shootout.
>>698241559
template?
>>698239876
better template
>>698239876
>lost my arm in a shootout, got it amputated
thats the spirit! get a prosthetic!
>>698243588
some people just don't know what the points represent
4-5 is average intelligence
>>698244085
>my dad washed this music into me and i kept it/10
(>>698244413)
me
>>698241559
>non-virgin
fucking normie
>>698244413
lol pretty much, uncle though, he took me to my first iron maiden gig when I was younger. aside from Metallica though, the rest is stuff i got into around high school ish
>>698244085
near max confidence but is vrigin and 0 sex life? not buying it faggot
>>698244052
So are you arbitrarily just saying intelligence is that "one good thing?" Because I can arbitrarily say my dick is 14 inches. That doesn't make the shit true.
>>698244473
you're trying too hard, nigger
>>698244720
don't have to buy it dude, that's just how it is. i'm pretty old fashioned. had a few chances, but turned them down.
>>698244594
>mtf
Can I ask something? I hope I'm not to brash but do you have any mental health issues like depression or shizophrenia? Do you visit a therapist?
>>698243158
>>698242495
>>698241876
>>698241559
I want to read more about this couple!
>>698244473
>someone actually made this
doesnt even matter if its real or a joke, way too much time went into it
>>698244052
But that's idealistic, honestly. Not everyone has something going for them. Being socially awkward, or unatractive, doesn't mean you're smart, and vice versa.
The hard truth of it is that lots of people have average to below average social life, looks, intelligence, sex, etc.
>>698245046
That's exactly what I thought, too...
>>698244594
> straight female
so you gay ?
i am but a simple man
>>698244303
There's a new one everyday, I swear.
>>698244930
I'm not shizo, I was depressed before i came out because i was so worried about how my mom was going to react, but she's been really supportive.
>>698245402
nice fuckin drawing skills there
>>698245176
beats me, the question mark is there for a reason dood
>>698239876
How long does it take you to play Fallout 2 and 3 with one arm?
>>698245024
I guess thats all folks :(
>>698241559
>implying there are females on /b/
>donald trump favorite politician
B8.
>>698245558
shiet thanks anon.
>>698244594
>July
July Talk? Shit is one of the nicest bands I know
>>698246486
https://www.youtube.com/user/KPOPaddict98
>>698246661
Shiiiiiit didn't see that coming, very nice though
>>698245549
That's good.
So you don't go to any therapist? I have a mtf in my class, as far as I know she does. Idk, just thought it is something most transsexuals do to get emotional support.
And you seem to still be very depressed.
>>698244473
seem cool would chill with
>>698247027
>seem cool would chill with
should add me, we could play a game of league or some shit ⁽ ´▿`⁾v
>>698239876
Colours screwed up when I was editing this, too lazy to try and fix.
>>698247403
wtf are you vegan leftist?
>>698247557
Vegan no, left/centrist. I live in BC, the fuck you expect me to be, a hardcore neo-nazi?
>>698244473
is your favorite historical figure stefan?
>>698243015
forgot to change his music to gorirraz, rorring stones etc.
>>698247657
>i got a life
>posting on 4chan
pick one.
>>698247657
>why? I got a life.
posting here
>posts top 5 most disgusting charts around this side of the woods
>28 years old
>edited this with a potato and it shows, even to the blind
>ultraman boring: the chart
>>698248359
this guy posts the same shit before I click submit
you're a good brain, dont die
>>698248359
>Has a life
>Posts on 4chan
Nope
>>698248223
absolutely, he's ahead of his time.
>>698239876
So you got the looks of Zac Efron, The brain of Stephen Hawking, a Millionaire, plenty of friends and 8/10 sex life. Yet your confidence is at 1/10 and happiness at 4/10.
Why the fuck you lying on an anonymous board, chingchong?
>>698239876
>Anything Steven King
If you're going to lie that way at least get his name right...
r8 m8 don't h8 no b8
le me
>r8 me hard
>>698240118
>but liberals tell me shootings don't happen in japan
>>698243270
>virgin
>giving yourself 2 boxes because it made oyu feel just a little better
>>698244916
>but turned them down
Are you one of those abstinent, fat ugly men who thinks it's their choice they don't get laid? Thanks for not breeding.
>>698239876
>>Max intelligence
>>Anything Steven King
You're either lying about your intelligence or wasting it.
inb4: Go back to >>>/lit/
>>698239876
>>Intelligence 11/11
>>Looks 11/11
>>Confidence 1/11
Yeah okay
>>698250495
13 year old lying about age
i only say that because that was me at 13
>>698250798
ahahha
>>698240118
Yakuza?
>>698246875
I could see why you'd thiunk i'm depressed but I'm not, really.
>>698251182
This. Op is full of shit
>>698243270
fellow punker
>>698251659
would hang out with you
>>698244085
u are exactly me, even with approach to sex and relationships. Only difference is not matching that shit tier book list.
>>698252141
tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>698239876
How dare you put gorillaz and ween in there with all that other garbage.
>>698252606
>better kill yourself /b/ro
>>698251747
would hang with you too
>>698252733
explain.
>>698239876
>>698252337
Authoritarian piece of shit
>>698252919
>belgifag
>pretentious faggot
>fucking "poppy music" and today's "music"
>look at your wealth
added fact is: belgifags will be halal soon
i hope this thread stays up for a while. i really like doing these kinds of threads
>>698252832
sup hungarofag
>>698253375
You're right. I'm planning on moving out of Belgium. But I guess it's not as bad as Germany yet.
Also I like loads of music. Most of it is pop. Sue me.
>>698245536
Farseer books are the shit. All 3 trilogies are my faves, even thought he last one isn't finished
>>698253945
Where ya wanna move? Eastern Europe? Or a completely different continent?
I personally am trying to go to eastern europe. Hungary would be awesome.
>>698241559
marry me!
>>698253908
Fuckin hell.
I bet someone will be able to track you down with that much information.
Not that you'd have to worry about something like that on a friendly board like /b/
>>698239876
Should really rename intelligence to pretension on these templates.
prepared to be called cringe
>>698245402
is that you, Joel?
Just fucking kill me fam
>>698254284
the only trackable information is my age and country.
I don't see how anyone could track me down with that.
>>698254434
i do kinda look like him, but am not a jobel.
>>698254118
Nahh, I'd probably go to britain. I have a lady friend there, I could live with her in London.
What's in Eastern Europe?
>>698253090
Nigger
>>698253659
mizu tesa
>>698254598
>What's in Eastern Europe?
a better political climate. At least for me.
>>698254598
litterally nothing, that's why it's awesome
>>698254563
You might be right, but I seen people here pull miracles before.
Either way point being, that was alot of information.
>>698254657
Meleg van
>>698254508
haha ot kyde si ve
>>698254362
oh, i forgot sexuality.
straight.
>>698253908
So what do you have against Sweden? Our countries practically never brush against one another in any way.
>>698254596
dude, you look exactly like Joel
>>698254761
kibaszott meleg. megöl a nap.
>>698254336
Fucking kys
>>698254724
>Either way point being, that was alot of information.
yea. I'm an autist. I liked the template for the thing with the different ages.
>>698241559
Template?
>>698255090
ily
>>698255044
I like the people. I don't like the politics.
Get right into the noose pls
>>698255079
Ráadásul ma esett itt Pesten az eső, és 600% páratartalom van
>>698253776
A 152 year-old monster demon that plays for the Colts and has a weird demon boner all the time?
>mfw
>>698255174
Except the Sweden democrats right?
>>698241876
do you have the sound version of this
>>698255199
én is itt lakom a közelben és tudom. faszom kivan már ezzel az esőerdő filinggel.
>>698239876
why not
>>698243270
disgusting anarcho fag
>>698255273
no idea who that is, fam. If they'll stop the censorship though, sure.
>>698255499
XDDDDDDDDDD
>>698255411
Én igazából most Üllőn vagyok. Te?
>>698255499
OMG!
>>698248418
>1500
Kek
>>698255789
>>698255641
budaörs
>>698255876
>Looks: 7
>Social Life: 6
>Virgin: Y
Self-Awareness: X LOL
sup
wake me up inside
>>698256017
az nemszar
>>698256166
it's okay i guess. szép környék igazából.
>>698255091
You can't help it, it's those habsburg genes.
Either way i'm not judging you, way to actually put some effort into it unlike 90% of these.
>>698255204
>>698239876
>>698256652
MODS
>>698256652
M O D S
O
D
S
>>698253908
female born 97 virgin
ehh?
>>698256542
ott nem pénzesek laknak?
>>698256875
elvileg de. rajtam kivül xd
>>698257164
az kemény
>>698256652
Underaged, b&
>>698244473
Go to uni for CS if you want that experience and money to become robo-negro
late to the party, as usual
>>698239876
you didn't even spell stephen king right you stupid nigger
>>698257864
9/10, tits?
>>698247362
Your hobbies make you look like a great fit for the Bundeswehr
>>698257864
Neckbeard
>>698241559
I'm assuming your ugly since you are bisexual and single
>>698247657
As a gay Russian, how does it feel to know many of your countrymen would kick your teeth in?
>>698257857
We might not have anything in common, but good to see that your taste in politicians is top tier
>>698252878
Why haven't you removed the Russian invaders yet?
>>698257978
I already thought about going to the Panzergenadiere or to the KSK.
Or trying to be a leader there.
But i currently have the highest diplom in the school area and i think it would be a waste.
>>698254127
SWEDEN OUT
>>698253908
Please get everyone you can to vote for Höfer in the elections~
>>698258436
They might not enjoy the rape, but cucking America is that much more fun.
>>698258551
you're a pretty chill dude
>>698258162
Teddy is the model for the man I want to become
>>698258551
Dont worry. Grow a little older and the government will fuck you hard. Knocking that sex life to a 10
>>698258928
Holy shit you wanna cut continents in half? That's ambitious. Which one you aiming for?
>>698259093
yotsuba a cutie (not meant to be attractive)
>>698258899
Thanks. You're pretty chill too anon
>>698259280
How dare you even entertain those thoughts.
>>698259481
>>698259465
what car do you drive
>>698259220
Europe hopefully
>>698259727
a toyota
>>698259869
Where you gonna make the surgical cut? Also while you're at it crash the UK, or at the very least Scotland into Scandinavia.
>>698253562
will you ever finish
>>698258679
It's not a waste if it's something you would enjoy. You should look into it more and network a bit
>>698256870
Eh eh?
>>698258771
I'm trying dude.
I'm really trying. But it's hard. The only one that I could sway is my sister, who is pretty conservative.
>>698247027
kill yourself m8
>>698259727
2004 Subaru Forester XT. You?
>>698257560
15. kerület reporting in
>>698260586
oh, I messed up in the tv thing
>>698251659
Shit taste, I bet that you are christian or something like that
>>698260788
>braking bad
>>698260872
>>698260788
>>698260788
We can figure it out methinks
>>698260904
>>698260872
>>698260788
>>698239876
t. weeb
>>698260572
Cool, I have an 05 Legacy GT, very similar
also an m3 and a miata
>>698260936
>>698260904
>>698260872
>>698260788
tbh op u r an entry lvl scrub
>>698260045
drawing takes a while, dude
>>698261000
>000
>>698239876
>>698260586
>>698260788
>braking bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FntGiERMMKo
>>698261384
bonus expansion pack
>>698260995
Nice, Legacy's always intrigued me.
I recently got to test drive a Miata nb all weekend. It's a really fun drivers car, the ease with which the back end steps out is shocking, coming from a Subaru. I had a blast but only fit with the top down.
Always wanted an M3. I've been considering an e46 328i for my next car.
>>698260396
yes it's pretty unusual in Europe, except if you isolate yourself from your surroundings and lock urself in your house.
>>698261430
nice Badger recall
>>698244303
That shit is way too in depth, no one will want to read all that shit if you fill it out.
>>698260784
7es busz ftw
>>698261384
>flag with stars n shit
comfirmed for american, since there are about 30 different country flags with stars
>>698246836
you get a nose job in you future?
>>698261980
csöves helyen jár
>>698255789
>gif
nice try
>>698262046
Well, you are not wrong
>>698262270
Bezzeg a 950es, mi? The memories..
>>698262994
If only it were as great as Papa's
>>698243270
Band of Brothers is a great book and show. Great choice
>>698261721
That certainly isn't what I'm doing.
Haha..
Ha..
I'm browsing 4chan, whaddya think?
Am I friendable?
>>698262748
ugh, you're basically my girlfriend with blonde hair and less cooking shows
>>698244303
I liked the one with the picture of all the countries and you rated them.
>>698263658
come to america and we will hang out
>>698263744
If thats the case, you can probably do better.
>>698263881
probably yes, but there's something to be said about being cool to hang out with and being able to cook good food
>>698263596
well.. I'm browsing the chan on a regular basis and i work + go out
>>698264036
This is true, I wish my culinary skills were able to surpass turning on the microwave.
fuck drawing this took too long.
This is board for kids, u know?
>>698264526
It payed off, your shit looks great.
>>698252252
Awesome taste of Musik 10/10
>>698264041
Yea, I go out a bit, but never somewhere that would get me laid. I just go with close friends to the cinema or swimming, stuff like that.
I mean, I could have sex with my boyfriend but I don't want to yet. Maybe in a few years, maybe only after I'm married. Who knows.
>>698264637
ah thanks man. means a lot
>>698264526
Joel?
>>698264735
>maybe only after I'm married
you a muzzi or what
>>698264526
The Strokes 10/10
>>698264526
Why're you fatter at your best than you are now?
You got some kind of fetish?
>>698264557
>Make videos
Care to show us some?
>>698264593
Cyka Blat, Blin, Vodka Vodka Vodka.
>>698241559
Show tits and time stamp.
>>698264966
No, no, no
Say: " Ti pidor, mat' ebal"
Ты пидор, мать ебал
>>698264879
i do kinda look similar to Jobel, see here >>698254596
>>698264911
i fookin love me some strokes
>>698264927
i was just eyeballing it. maybe i might be happier if i was even bigger.
>>698264909
Ew no. ..n>>698264911
othing against muslims or anything
>fun thing, muslim girls are actually pretty slutty tbh
>but apparently it doesn't count if it's in the ass
>>698264966
No, i only share my videos with my family and friends. Those are not upload on any web.
>>698265266
>Ew no. ..n>>698264911 #
Shit. This is why I hate typing on my phone.
>>698265253
You won't feel better if you were bigger.
Source: am land whale.
>>698244594
Thumbs up for runescape. Rsc or rs3?
>>698243270
>High Intelligence
>Skateboarder
>Smokes weed
>Virgin
kek
>>698264735
>only after married
thats some next level buuulllshit
the fuck is this? the middle east?
I read all ur posts and...
Anybody here hate russians?
>>698252141
Show tits tho.
>>698248333
My sides have left the milkyway's orbit
>>698265787
Am Russian. Fuck your head full of vodka cunt juice, then fill with MK-47 rounds.
>>698253908
Show tits
>>698265952
>MK-47
ОBOSRALSIA
>>698265710
It's about to be.
HAHA. GET IT? Because refugees :').
No but seriously.
Shit dude. It's my body. My decision.
>>698266238
you the type a nigga to cry on facebook about yo ex fukken some other chick
we'll see how long he goes without sex for you
:*^'`)
>>698262748
Tits and time stamp.
>>698239876
>>698266658
Id rather not blind anyone whom would scroll past the thumbnail.
>>698266520
My boyfriend is a 23 year old virgin who's, if I can quote a friend, "the kinda guy that would shoot you and your lover if you'd ever cheat on him".
I'll give ya 100 bucks if he does cheat on me.
:##%$+)
>>698266808
Screw it. Give it a shot.
>>698267020
Ahhhhh Im gonna still say no.
>>698255204
>>being this heretical.
>>698266520
this
>>698266955
not sure if in denial or if you're really that disillusioned
he'll get more and more distant until one day shit will all fall apart on you, you'll cry nonstop for a month. then you'll dye your hair, be a different person, meet a guy, then fuck almost immediately
it'll happen within a year from now, tick tock
