What did she mean by this?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What did she mean by this?
>>698165880
>wanting to know the meaning
>not posting the context
>>698165880
I don't think she likes you
>>698166070
Dubs decide what I say next
She used to like me but I trolled her because I drink all the time and am drunk now.
I believe it means she wants you to lurk outside her house and take pics through the windows. Then text each one with a playful comment. 98% positive that's what it means.
>>698166283
What did you do, Anon?
>>698166600
Wasted dubs fam
>>698166600
>"I'm an alcoholic with no control or regard of other human beings."
>"damn, anon, why doesn't she like you?"
First 10 minutes back in this hell hole and I got reminded as to why I left.
>>698166283
If you actually want a second chance with her, apologize and stop texting her immediately.
If not, say her pussy smell like dog food and mustard anyhow so you were just hoping for some mouth action.
>>698166283
Listen babe, I had no idea you felt that way. Can we have a calm reasonable discussion for a few here?
>>698167099
More wasted dubs
>>698166283
So... does this mean i can pump your colon full of semen sometime?
>>698167099
>>"I'm an alcoholic with no control or regard of other human beings."
>>"damn, anon, why doesn't she like you?"
>First 10 minutes back in this hell hole and I got reminded as to why I left.
winrar
send it
>>698167433
I think I'm just going to go ahead and kill myself now
>>698167324
"It's okay"
what a cuck
>>698167845
Send this picture for emphasis
BUMP
Do you wanna patch things up with this whore, who obviously has a mild wetty for you, or not OP?
I don't know how to women. Help me with dubs
>>698168333
I really don't care. I'm drunk and I'm looking for lulz
nice wasted trips btw
>>698168333
First trips ever and this is the bullshit post it happens on. Fuck me.
What is this a psycho bitch thread? Dumb these fucking cunts the emotional pain isnt worth it both of these relationships are gonna crash either way.
>>698168523
Yeah we can be friends and I'm very sorry about the way I treated you. You didn't deserve any of that and I was on the wrong. Maybe you can give me another chance? Knowing how much I hurt you in the past has made me want to change for the better.
Yeah we can be friends and I'm very sorry about the way I treated you. You didn't deserve any of that and I was on the wrong. Maybe you can give me another chance? Knowing how much I hurt you in the past has made me want to change for the better.
OP if you were to take over the convo do you think you could get her to date you and help you recover from your "alcoholism"? I wanna see something interesting tonight
>>698168523
Right. Well then say this: let's change topics for a minute babe, do you think harambe was worse than Hitler?
>>698168523
I don't wanna be your friend bitch. You really hurt my feelings. Send me a pic of your tits and I'll be better
>>698169103
No, I'm too much of a self loathing piece of shit and I would just get drunk and tell her to go fuck herself again
If you're drunk and want lulz, just say you're fucking with her and you're drunk and don't give a shit
>>698168523
I can't be friends with you because I am madly in love with you.
I'll stop.
I will never put another bottle to my lips if you just give me another chance.
Let's go somewhere for a weekend. The beach? Wherever you want to go I'll take you, as long as your there with me I'll be happy.
>>698169425
rawlin
>>698169382
This is always implied whenever I chat with her. Pic related from a couple of months ago
Ask her if you promise not to put another bottle to your lips, can you put your lips on her vagina instead
>>698169425
roll
>>698169425
roll
>>698169664
Roll
>>698168067
Rollos
>>698169425
This would stir some shit up (and maybe improve OPs life)
The amount of faggetry contained in this post is literally unbearable. Virgin autists galore thinking they understand women
>>698169425
Rolling for this.
>>698166283
The hashtag was fucking hilarious. Holy shit I'm dying.
>>698170055
Wasted double dubs by this dumb dick breathed pickle smoker. Nice job, you cheesy piss flap
>>698170055
I acknowledge your dubs but I'm going to go with >>698169425
>seen
Wat do boys, I'm not nearly drunk enough
>>698170055
Who here is claiming to understand women?
Also please don't send this
>>698170365
Did you already send it? show us
>>698170365
Forgot pic
>>698170498
Don't puss out send the rest of it
>>698170498
#dicksoutforharambe
>>698169664
Roll
>>698170610
Agreed. Send that shit.
>>698165880
>your a wetback and she doesn't date outside her own better in every way race
>>698169664
Roll roll roll
>>698170911
Op you gotta honor the dubs
>>698170610
What does this mean?
Would you like to swim the Rio grande with me sometime baby?
>>698171210
Dam son you can get her
>>698171210
It means you're making her life more complicated than would like it to be
>>698171210
it means you have a chance
>>698170304
You're a pussy, just like your father
>>698171210
We know your name is Miguel you dumb Mexican. Why do you blur out your shitty generic beaner name.
Also it means you're a fucking retard and she is fat.
>>698171210
Listen, I know I've been an ass.
I have been a HUGE ass.
But I want to change, for you.
Please help me, please be with me
Tell her you'll rail her better than that walking vagina she's dating any day of the week
>>698171511
Nah she's white and extremely attractive...I am a 5'9" manlet though
How do I proceed? Why is she talking to me like this?
>>698171572
Roll
>>698171210
Now is the time to appeal to personal ties between you.
Inside jokes? Good times? personalize it
>>698171811
Really makes you think huh
>>698171811
Not to tell you what to do or anything but maybe you should consider not drinking as much, if some foxy white girls wanted your dick before you started acting like an idiot, I would roll with that.
>>698171705
Rollin
>>698171811
Cause she wants to be friends with you, but instead you drink and mess with her. She obviously likes this side of you better. I'd actually continue talking to her like you are now and post results instead. She also seems to still like you a bit, just wait till they break up and go for her OP
>>698172201
he's got a good fuckin point
>>698172265
best call OP
>>698172265
>>wait till they break up
Classic mistake.
That's what good people do, and a good person is the last thing a woman wants.
>>698171705
anon probably doesnt even care
rollerino
Why don't you actually stop drinking and have a great life with her.
"someone stole the fucking toilet seat again"
>>698171572
roll out
>>698171705
rolling
>>698172526
GODDAMMIT OP SHE WANTS YOU STOP LISTENING TO US AND SEAL THE FUCKING DEAL
>>698172672
PS post results
>>698172672
>>698172672
I don't know how. blease halp
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>>698171122
OP YOU MISSED TWO WINRARS YOU STUPID FAGGOT. YOU BETTER SEND THAT SHIT NIGGER.
>>698172526
ASK HER TO FUCK RIGHT NOW
Christ why do I feel so invested in this
>>698172994
OP you fucking faggot WINRAR hurry up before this becomes a spiderman thread
>>698166346
Zozzle
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>>698173033
You have two wins, pick which one would work better on her
>>698173230
wat do. I am ugly on skype. My autism is kicking in, I don't want to talk to her anymore
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>>698169664
rolling
>>698165880
LOL FUCK MEXICANS BUNCH OF FUCKIN RAPISTS.
i find it hilarious this white girl is acting like shes not white amfrom a good home.
>>698173583
LMFAO kys. Fresh pussy delivered to you on a silver platter and you bitch out
>>698173583
fuckin change your skype pic to your profile pic on there autist
>>698173583
tell her you want sex right now , that always works
>>698166283
Youre pretty funny, unless you really like her i'd suggest to keep doing what you're doing for the lulz. Shes being a right cunt about the whole thing and probably isn't worth your time. Although if youre descending into alcoholism i'd def try to get help for that or get it under control. Def won't be goid in the long run and youll hate yourself for it
>>698173583
take her up on it. you'll have a heart to heart and maybe you can get her to flash you before she thinks about it too mcuh
>>698173583
Time to abort and pick this up later
"I really need to sleep but I'm glad we had this conversation. I'm glad I was sober for it. For you. Goodnight (insert her name), I love you"
>>698173583
I really, really want something else with you, i cant stop but think of you the whole time...
Please, listen to this, its a traditional song from my country: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdUHqhuMtCw
tell her to dump his sorry ass and be with you forever
>>698174031
PS If you think you are up to skype and have an actual heart to heart that would be a better option, but either is fine
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DRINK
>>698174066
Winrar
Though you should probably word it a bit better
>>698174347
Skype with her you retard
>>698174347
Skye her dude, stop being a pussy
OP confirmed faggot
>>698174347
............. because girls want to talk to you?
>>698174347
Do it pussy
>>698174347
You are your own worst enemy.
She is obviously interested, just be real with her.
Though if you are drunk you should cop out >>698174031
>>698174570
This is the opposite of why I drink
>>698174347
mexicans always doing some retarded shit. kys faggot nigga
>>698174347
"yeah, i just dont want to fuck up again"
>>698174700
Because you want to talk to girls?
>>698174769
This is actually pretty damn good
There is definitely no skyping going on tonight.
Help me troll her back to hating me bros
>>698174844
Because girls don't want to talk to me
Tell her you're going to take your own life.
>>698174955
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL OF YOU CUCKS GETTING DUBS?
>>698174918
Nah dude, we are getting you a girl. Sorry
>>698174918
no skype bitch you gonna give me some pussy or what?
HEY OP. You're talking to a female sociopath. When they suffer from entitlement, they tend to show signs of borderline, like outbursts of rage. She's building up moral ammunition against you using the drinking thing. It doesn't really bother her. She gets off on the fights. Then she gets off on nursing you and your relationship/communication back to health. If you really hated someone as much as she claims to hate you, would you be talking to them still? No, she's lying when she says she hates you that much during fights, again, she's getting off on it.
The hardest part is she's probably a victim of neglect by her family and not that horrifically bad of a person. I got into a relationship with one though and she basically tried doing the she loves me more than anyone else could thing, and when I started fixing my alcohol "problem" for her, you know what she did? Started spiking my drinks. In many ways I still love her. Take some advice from an oldfag though and if you keep talking to her, keep some serious emotional distance. You'll learn more about relationships and women and love by just dating 100 of them than trying to chase after this one Mary Sue. I swear to you she's the true broken one, not you, man. If you don't listen to this now, please, please remember it when it's time to cut her loose. It'll make it so much easier on you.
>>698174955
I CLAIM MY DUBS
Skype with her and get laid OP, this is where your convo with her was headed all this time.
Just be real man
>>698174918
Hey, dumbass, just say "sure" then get on skype and talk to her. if you don't then its just gonna end weird
tell her you are gonna end your life if you cant be with her
>>698175303
rolling
>>698175196
Roll
>>698175303
rollerino
>>698175199
double dubs, the universe has spoken
Post your wedding pics her OP
>>698175303
rolling again
>>698175400
WINRAR
>>698175303
>>698175400
winrar
>>698175199
I cannot be real unless I'm drunk as shit and can't remember anything
Laugh at my expense because I'm getting drunk as fuck at the moment and I'm about to fuck all of this up
>>698175196
Holy shit dude, she's fucking pulling you in, don't fucking do it. THE SEX WILL BE BORING AS FUCK I PROMISE.
Not samefagging, just replying again now that I've read what you retards are trying to do.
>>698166283
To earn the respect a man can earn, say "cool" and leave it at that
>>698175514
This fucking guy, acting like she doesn't want his sizzle dick
>>698175514
Goddamn OP, you're a sorry excuse for a man.
Tell her you don't want to skype right now and do the cop out >>698174031
>>698175514
she's probably playing with herself right now and you don't want to cam with her. idiot.
>>698175400
op you better fucking honour dubs
>>698167934
>>698167934
The more you overuse that word in improper circumstances the more it looses its meaning you midbrained surface fuckboy
>>698175514
you fucking faggot! give me her skype ill make that bitch squirt for my b/tards
>>698175400
honor the dubs OP
>>698175514
Tell her that you are scared.
Seriously OP I just want you to be honest with her about how you feel because that'll be crazier than anything we can come up with.
So go on a rant about it and post the damn results.
DOUBLE DUBS NIGGA
>>698175850
Why don't you honor the DUBS if op wont, send it to your closest female friend
>>698175514
>inb4 reply to this or your mom will die.
stop being a puta and skype with her OP
>>698175995
dont listen to these fucking cucks OP, shes an unstable fuck. troll her and be done with it
Carl are you OP pretending to be Mexican?
Op's pissing me off right now
>>698175514
Say "I know it's unrelated, but I had a dream about flossing with your pubes. What do you think it meant?"
>>698176222
Op these are TRIPS, not just some pleb dubs
>>698176222
Trips trump dubs.
YOU MUST
>>698167845
>▶
OP you are a certified attention whore. Stop being a little whiny faggot just to get this sluts attention
>>698176277
This should be good.
>>698176277
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>>698175400
triple fucking dubs, choose OP
>>698176222
What a puta?
>>698176432
Definitely what's happening here
>>698176272
>being this much of a nigger
Go to another thread where people are actually shit posting
>>698176099
meh
>>698176566
You fucked up OP, no pussy for you.
>>698176566
NOW DO NEXT DUBS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>698176711
YES
My dad beats me
>>698176711
WINRAR!
>>698176566
You dumb fuck I was telling some other that to send that to someone you count why would you fuck this shit up when were trying to help you
>why is everyone getting dubs
>>698176711
>>698175514
never date a girl who has cheated before. Especially if you stole her from her bf. She will cheat on u too
>>698176458
spanish cuss, basically calling OP a bitch in his proper mexifag tongue
>>698165880
Means she has your number op.
>>698176711
HONOR IT
>>698176921
this
I have never seen someone so perfectly set up to succeed by his /b/rothers, and then fuck it up so royally.
Say that you are just being stupid, and go to bed. Pick this up tomorrow
>>698176566
Why dont you like her op? Is she ugly or something? She seems to genuinely care for you and your well being and is obviously still into you. Why not just take her up on her offer? Serious question
>>698176711
I fucking hate you
>>698176711
honour or spiderman thread
your choice OP
>>698167078
Bitch is as bi-polar as you are op.
>>698177292
you couldve avoided it had you listened to trips fgt
>>698177263
I'm an autist and I drink a lot. Just because I was born into a family of player Mexicans doesn't mean I'm one
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>>698177388
>All these matching numbers and open still can't get a girl
>>698177292
He did it! The absolute madman!
>>698177292
You had so many options and TRIPS, you should really only hate yourself
>>698177292
Come clean admit /b/ decided but that your love for her is real
>>698177644
sad winrar, you gotta do it
dont go to the mall tomorrow. youve been warned bitch
""FUCK
I'm sorry
I just got nervous because you're everything I want and instead of being a mature adult I acted like a child.
I'm sorry but I've got to go to bed and clear my mind.
What I said is true though, I really do love you.
Goodnight, hon. I hope you will still talk to me tomorrow."
>>698177776
holy fuck one off quints
>>698177776
Holy shit! One off!
i was only kidding haha, just making you angry
but you make it sound like you wanna fucking fight me?! meet me at the bikeracks, after school, i'll show you whos the king of the playground.
>>99
Test
>>698177644
>>698177644
But she does have a point here. Do you guys really want me to say that?
>>698177644
Welp here you go OP. Might be your only way out this mess
>>698177776
holy fucking shit
come on keep this shit going
>>698177999
Do it OP you need this girl
>>698177447
So you're retarded, gotcha. This girl is clearly already into you, you dont even have to try. Just give her a shot, take her out for some tacos or something.
>>698177999
you got trips. you are in control of your own destiny. delete this thread and man up.
>>698177988
WINRAR!
>>698177292
"bitch im drunk do you honestly expect a drunk person to think clearly? Do you scream at babies when they throw up too? If you know the real me then how could you say that what you said is true, thats implying that the me that i am right now is me, which you said isnt. fuck you bitch im outy
>>698177999
tell her you really do love her and you see a future with her and you want to work towards it. Tell her she makes you want to be a better man
bump
this shit is too funny
>>698177999
Say that she did make you nervous enough to drink again, she seems to be into it.
Or yeah just own up to /b/ and confess your ACTUAL feelings
>mfw only posting in thread because everyone's getting dubs
She is giving you way more chances than you deserve you numb nuts
ask her hand in marriage OP
rolling for this shit
>>698178159
rolling for taco dinner
>>698177988
Fuck this
8340 hello darkness my old friend
>>698178292
rollllerino
Just lay it all out there
You are having /b/ help you because you like her so much you don't know what to say
Yes you started drinking because she made you nervous
Yes you love her, just say what you feel homie
>>698178455
fuck off cuck with the wasted dubs
>>698178292
rolling
>>698177644
deliver op
also tell her you are going to see a psychologist
>>698178455
Honor thy dubs
>>698178455
YES!!! DO IT OP
>>698178455
Thissssss
Take a shit in an envelope and send it to her.
>>698178455
OP, PLEASE. I NEED A HAPPY ENDING.
>>698178809
Ya fuckin fucked the fuck up ya fuck.
>>698178809
welp you royally fucked that up my man
end the entire convo with this:
suck it nerd
OP this is your biggest mistake in your fucking life , you are done for. But hey atleast you deliver , you stupid fuck
>>698178809
I'm a pedophile
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>>698178455
Admire these numbers
>>698178809
You will always be a useless cuck like she said you fucking loser
abandon thread, op can't be saved
>>698178809
Christ you're a faggot, this is painful to read, A real human being with thoughts and emotions is wasting their time on your faggot ass...
>>698178809
OP is a fucking idiot lol , you are screwed. Go kys you fucking faggot.
for those of you saying "omg git the gurel"!!!!!1
refer to this; >>698175196
>>698167146
Good idea, but won't work. Women don't think of reasonable thinking as something valuable / to be achieved. For them it's just a way to say "yeah I want to talk, but I also don't care about your emotions".
>>698179231
But anon, Most of us here aren't human beings with emotions.
DUBS DECIDE NEXT
>>698175196
Nigga shut the fuck up you don't even know what it feels like to have real friends
TELL HER YOU LOVE HER
>>698165880
i think it means she likes you
>>698179414
Great point
>>698175514
Translation: OP I WANT YOYR DICK IN ME BAD FUCKING SKYPE ME NOW
YOURE FUCKING RETARDED
>>698179426
Sing a song.
TELL HER YOU FUCKING LOVE HER AND YOU JUST WANT TO FUCKING HOLD HER JFC OP I WANT TO BEAT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH MY FUCKING HEYBOARD
send her a dick pic.
>>698175196
Niga you have no fking idea what are you talking about , thats not how it works.
I Did it all for the NOOKIE!
>>698179426
die fag
>>698179544
winrar
>>698179544
winrar, do rick astley
>>698179549
Roll
>>698179549
roll
>>698179426
You may not be entirely fucked yet my boy,
dubs say "How about we meet up and talk about it. I really do love you"
GET
holy fucking shit op
how are you this spaghetti?
go see a doctor. seriously, you can live your whole fucking life of another 40 or 50 years being an absolute autist
You should do this OP.
>>698179426
Just keep going with the truth you fucking halfwit. You got her to consider breaking up with her boyfriend over your sorry ass.
The truth is honestly the best way to handle women. If you like them, tell them. Worst they say is no.
Now commit you cuck. Ignore shitty dubs.
>>698179549
rollerino
>>698179605
then explain faggot
>>698179426
"I'm not.
I know I've been an idiot to many times to count, but I am telling the truth now. I love you.
I just got nervous and pissed off and yes, started drinking because I'm tired and pissed off.
Tired of being a drunken asshole and pissed off because some other asshole is with you when it should be me.
So fuck fuck my disease, fuck your boyfriend, and most of all fuck me for not realizing sooner what an incredible person you are and how much I want to be with you."
A fuckin autistic rat can do a better job than you op
>>698179815
Only lulz matter to me bro, gtfo this site gaiafag
>>698179922
>>698179983
Combine these
>>698180014
I don't know who's worse, OP or the bitch he's talking too
rolling for singing to her on skype
>>698180114
I think OP is more fucked up than the bitch. He is an autist fuck lol
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I JUST WANT TO FLOSS MY TEETH WITH YOUR PUBIC HAIRS
>>698180014
You better sing I'm A Scat Man, record it and share it on /b/
>>698180014
This bitch clearly wants your dick OP. Like you could do anything and she'd still want your dick. This sudden turnaround telegraphs that 100%.
>>698180014
Is OP actually a fucking faggot, only a fucking queer like your self can fuck this up.
>>698180014
Sing to her ya fock.
>>698179983
roll
>>698168919
roll
>>698169664
roll
inb4 OP is self texting
>>698180282
rolling
Tell he you're REALLY into scat sex and you've always wanted to do it with her
roll for corny love song
>>698180014
Write a poem to her.
tell her to type alex is a stupid nigger in chat
>>698180299
Dubs don't lie.
So what you do now is go talk to her on Skype. Tell her you love her and want nothing more than to be with her. Tell her if she leaves her boyfriend that you'll quit drinking and go sober.
This will likely get you the pussy.
Then fuck her and ghost her.
My feelings are too hard to say in words so I want to sing them to you..
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
That is how I know That is how I know you go on Far across the distance, and spaces between us.
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
>>698180014
this girl seems sweet and caring. youre literally a retard op. get with her , she could probably help you with your autism
Tell her I want to sex you
>>698180613
how gay can someone be
Link her to this thread
>>698180295
oh fock please this
>>698180631
she's also fucking crazy. What person in their right mind would entertain shit like this?
>>698180674
> asking this on /b/
> /b/
My sides
roll for skype
Tell her you are drunk with a gun and ready.
>>698180791
good point
>>698180774
You think OP is normal or what? Op is a fking crazy dimwit 2 , they are perfect match. (JUST DONT BREED GUYZ)
>>698180299
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Rolleto skypeto. Dafuck OP?
>>698180687
Roll
>>698180774
Someone who craves his dick like Nigerians crave water.
This entire thread
>>698180712
rolling for this
>>698180877
oh I agree. OP is equally as bad no doubt. But right now he's doing it just for the laughs
>>698180905
dis gon b good
>>698180905
Aannnd
Done.
That's a wrap folks. Let's call it a night.
Same time tomorrow?
>>698180905
We did everything we could to help you, and you still fucked it up.
Good job OP, good job.
>>698180905
OP the only thing you have going for you is that you deliver you fucking sperglord.
My feelings are too hard to say in words so I want to sing them to you..
Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you.
That is how I know That is how I know you go on Far across the distance, and spaces between us.
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
With, you, my life got flip turned upside down
I'd like to take a moment, and I'd like to tell you how I became the Prince of your world, (AKA Bel Air)
While in West Philadelphia, where I was born and raised
The playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
>>698180905
welp, no point in wasting anymore time. This weed isn't gonna smoke itself
>>698181215
rollerino
>>698181215
rolling because i know op won't delive this fucking essay
>>698180905
Fuck you, you absolute autist.
I've been actually trying to help here and you pull this shit
So fuck it. If dubs, send her a picture of your cock covered in peanut butter and ask her to lick it off.
>>698181215
rolling
>>698181393
Roll dubs and tell me what to tell her next because she stopped replying
Op what she say
>>698181271
Take a hit for me /b/ro, I'm dankrupt and probably gonna be that way for awhile.
>>698181215
dubs will emerge for this
>>698181583
nigger where you at, could possible hit you up with some
just fucking kill yourself.
>being offered this much of an opportunity for your sorry self
>still choosing to reach for wizard status
>>698181539
Just fucking copy paste that poem
>>698181539
Alright. Explain the rules of this thread to her. Tell her you had to, and then link her this thread.
Then explain to her that your feelings are real over Skype. Your best bet is to just apologize, because ya dun fucked up.
Cmon dubs gods.
Hey guys what's going on in this thread?
>>698181215
come on give this dubs
>>698181539
fucking send her the scatman song recorded by you
>>698179400
sick dubs
>>698181914
there's 2 sides, the cucks and the funny ones, theres a guy fucking with an emotionally unstable chick that wants his dick
>>698181914
retard galore
>>698181989
roll
>>698181989
rolle
>>698177292
Tell her you did it because you were trying to impress some new friends that were visiting you for the summer
>>698181989
rolled
