prove you're an oldfag
>we'll know if you're lying
Row row fight the power
>>698143487
Too soon.
puddi
Peanut butter. 7. Etc etc.
Habbo hotel raid memories
/anon
the game
>>698143487
Blast it with piss
Brushie brushie Brushie
Swag
I did it for teh Lulz!
Kaceytron.
>>698145509
Newfag
It's
"For the lulz"
>>698145704
>calling someone a newfag
>>698145766
>implying
>>698143487
Hello. I am new here. Can you guys tell me what /b\ is?
>>698143487
Old fags keep posting this instead of creating decent rekt threads
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>698145854
You literally called him a "newfag"
>>698146023
That's right stick it in and twist it.
sage
>sage
>>1
yes
Sorry, mom used the Phone. Im back now.
Pissing in ocean of piss
I was here when pepe was a meme
Habeeb it
Before the horde of faggots called it troll face, it was "cool face".
Problem, officer?
Dat bauxy do
>>698143487
I herd you like mudkips
Yo dawd i herd you like shit so we put a ass in your shit so you shit while you shit.
>>698146036
>>implying
i was online the night jlaw showd /b her pusscakes
>>698146036
your newfag is showing
Heaven is a newfag.
>>698146666
Thats only about 4 years old. /b has been around since early 2004.
Anyone remember Mr Fetch?
>>698144726
lie. You watched a youtube video
I was around when the first fingerbox was released.
i posted kaceytron and nobody called me a newfag/shitposter Neo ive gained their trust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-M8mfBAaBs
I feel like the only one who remembers this guy so why not post it
>pic unrelated
girugamesh
row row fight the powa
candyass roodypoo
>>698143487
I was here when OP wasn't a candy-ass
>>698147057
Holy shit. I forgot all about Mr Fetch.
>>698143487
I knew moot
>>698147308
We all knew moot lul
Just like heaven, except that douche was a ban hammer trigger cunt
>>698147154
also I should mention the clips are from 2006-2008 or something but the jewtube upload is 2013 don't get your chris-chan in a twist okay?
>>698143487
HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!HEAD-ON!
>it will take a crane to get it out
John Travolta
Sage worked, I put on my robe and wizard hat, itty bitty baby boat, I think lolicatgirls is still running strong.
Candy ass-gots
>>698143487
fucking summerfag
>>698147477
lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk him 2da bar??lol u tk
pudi
nyc cardstand
niggers
I remember a time when there wasn't a guaranteed dick rate thread on the first page.
How's that?
holeguy
>>698147767
I think moot has risen from the dead guys!
i remember wew lad
Everyone on this board is a newfag. Oldfags either move on to other boards or stop browsing 4chan.
>>698147154
Tourettes guy was never a lulz meme because we couldn't mess with him directly. But yeah I remember him
https://youtu.be/BdALJBDJ3YQ
>>698147718
this
also this
>>698146615
Sage
2chan is better
>>698143487
No, and you can't make me.
remember this?
>>698148158
I just lost the game.
>>698144726
Confirmed newfag. Got info from reddit/youtube
>>698148178
iconic
>>698147718
Cardstands were the best
Then one day it was all played out
>>698148412
right
all that time ppl said there gonna do it but no one ever did, il be there in 30mins
>pic related
i got a few more but meh
Long Cat is long.
>>698148550
It happened a few times, fag.
It's why candyassed little faggots made it a meme
who was phone
an anon stole a skull and fucked it
#fortune
>>698149017
I made that one.
Looks like shit now.
Just realized that was nearly 10 years ago and even though I've moved around a lot, I'm right back in the same place I was back then.
DUNN DUNN
i remember when we had IDs
▲
▲ ▲
I have a huge epenis
>>698144726
I miss that shit. I used to go as fritzl instead of the standard /b/lackface. How's this: the "your mother will die..." shit is the weakest cancer here since brushy.
>I've been here all summer
this is my angel
We used to say 'XD' unironically
I'm not.
>>698149251
>an anon stole a skull and fucked it
holy shit i remember that. good times.
COCKMONGLER.
>>698149470
Newfag, that way like 18 months ago
>>698149251
Some anon posted thread earlier, kek stop it
WHEN I WAS THE BEST
PUDDI PUDDI
DESU DESU DESU
Everybody is gay for Bridget
4CHAN PARTY VAN INCOMING
BRING BACK SNACKS(No, seriously)
I was around for the glorious Habbo raids(sadly, not 7/06 - heard it was awesome)
I was around for the beginning of BAWWW
Longcat will live forever
Leekspin
Candy-ass roody-poo
Newt Gingrich
And to bring it full circle, let's see if this still works
DSFARGEG
>>698150028
Also, I'm the anon that wrote the Afroduck-centric parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach a few years back. Yes, I'm still that autistic, even with two kids.
>>698150028
MFW I know snack's irl
He's not coming back
>>698149835
OH SHIT I REMEMBER HIM
Fuck, I feel old
when u realize this thread was started by a newfag in order to gain access to old memes he can use to defend his newfaggotry in the future. hes using you guys
>>698149815
Ah fuck, I do too. Thank woll, I nostalg'ed.
>>698150202
If he doesn't newfag up threads and is wise enough to lurk moar, so be it. Besides, hitting up ED or KYM, or ideally both, can be just as good of a history lesson, if that's what you're after.
remember when no captcha
ya dun goof'd. sent that bitch pizza
>>698150028
Forgot a few
Milhouse is not a meme
"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme
Caturday threads before they got shitted up with people's own fucktard cats and shit from 9gag and cheezburger
For that matter, the creation of cheezburger
>>698150454
That's still valid. Used it on a longtime friend a few months ago - motherfucker stuck to rules 1 and 2 for dear life.
Somebody post that YouTube supercut of the 7/06 Habbo raid that starts out with Journey and goes to Nightwish when the shit picks up. Perfect newfag educational material, but I can't find it.
>>698150028
Samefag here, still not banned. DSFARGEG no longer works.
>>698150438
Seriously leddit and cheezburger ruined everything good (though /b/ was in fact never good)
>>698150866
fuck cheezburger
reddit isn't entirely terrible
tumblr is the fucking enemy. They show up at complete random and shit things up in threads that any SJW with any self-preservation instinct would avoid to not be triggered.
>>698151020
what a cunt. hope she dies.
>>698148528
I miss these comics
>>698150182
Is snack's no longer a faggot or something. You can never be free of such degenerate faggotry.
But srs how u know him?
>>698147181
>candyass roodypoo
Good episode
I'm an oldfag, I've been here all summer
>>698149251
When Phone got doxed, flipped her shit and shut down Monolith, then basically left the site. Shit was sad. I'd ask if anybody here was on Ye Olde Monolith, but this ain't /x/.
>>698151020
Killin puppies like a savage
>cat goddess ftw
I have yet to see anything posted proving anyone is from any where earlier than 2008.
>>698143983
>New af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
>>698151825
I'm from mid 07, but didn't start getting on here heavy until 09 or so. Dark time, deep depression, but /b/ was there for me when nobody else could be.
>>698151365
No, not entirely terrible. But the terrible parts pretty much sanitized and ruined a lot of the funny stuff here and made it friendly for mass consumption.
Ebaumsworld raids
>>698151853
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>698147990
>"mute"
i lol'd
>>698151522
He hasn't even lurked in 2 years
He's still a degenerate, but he works for a living.
>>698143487
When I got here, everyone was a roodypoo candyassgot.
>>698151996
True. We need a deep web 4chan or some shit, man.
im a newfag
>>698152064
Copy pasta of the 2012 vintage.
>>698148823
>remember this from newgrounds.com
I'm crescent fresh
>>698152064
'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>698150028
Reported
>>698152082
But honestly, I'm newer than he, I was sheltered as a kid. Could be a different snacks, but I doubt it.
>punch of retards. Light is a stream of protons
The pedo bear meme used to be frequent back when CP was poisoning this board. Now pedo bear and Chris hansen memes are irrelevant now that mods actually mod now
>>698152109
I mean you remember when advice dog (pretend you're retarded) and fbf were it (blast it with swiss!) we're it as far as what passss for 'memes' now was concerned? That was like what 2008 or 2009? I came in ~2006 but didn't post much until 2007. I'm 34. I have a wife and kid and real job. Can't believe I still come back periodically even in the sad state of things, but I just can't quit.
>>698152316
CP has been replaced with racist shit
>>698152316
I'm not a fan of CP, but it kept the normies away. I say bring it back.
>>698152316
Mods go over the top and ban faggots for known legal but looks underage shit, at times.
Most of the mods are white Knighting tumblrfags.
Anyone remember getting duckrolled?
>>698152316
CP is what made the place, if you think otherwise than you are a newfag.
>>698143487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ8-ETHE9AI
>>698152512
25 here, work from home as a writer for a tech site. Real jobs ain't my bag, tbh, and I make between 1.5k and 3k in a good month, so this is fine. Got 2 kids. I still come here daily.
If you remember getting rickrolled then you are not a newfag.
>>698152549
All 2 years ago?
>newfag
>>698152549
Goddamn constantly.
>>698143487
>▶▶▶
ran ran ru
anyone going to post that webcam model Carmen ? she had meltdowns
>>698152675
Duckrolling has been around for at least 7 years. It kept happening to me around 2009.
>>698147767
Cuckfag
>moot?
>>698152777
oldfag confirmed
>>698152652
We should make a point of periodically just posting old ass shit once in awhile. Thanks for the memories, newfriends. I'm going to bed.
>>698152777
nice trips
FUCK THE BUNNY
I remember when the purpose of this shitbag was to see what you could get away with posting and not getting banned.
Long legged puerto ricans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e552vTU0bzI
>>698143487
Forever newfag!
>>698143571
Touch the untouchable
Break the unbreakable
im by far, the oldest fag
>>698143487
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
DSFARGEG
>>698143487
Milhouse is a meme
>>698154245
FUCK YOU, NO
I'm so old they need a crane to take it up
banana
/thread
Sup Murray
>>698143487
Am I cool guy yet?
>>698143487
any one remember long cat threads lol
>>698155256
>>698155145
or this shit
2003, panic at the disco, clayrevoiceance spell cast by a lvl 2 mage, given to the godhead, manufactured in cities, reproduced in process, underlying tones understood, captivating audience, clarity, absolute clarity.
>>698143487
lol wut?
>>698143487
No Post on Sunday is all that comes to my mind right now
>>698155327
Nigger anybody with neopets would know about that you fucking retard
>>698143487
Sorry OP. Raging newfag here. Haze me /b/ros
How long ago were last 2 digits XX?
That's like 2010 right? I've been here since just before that was implemented
Anyone seen a guy named heaven? Man he was always a cunt. Kappa
>>698155642
hahaha
get a load of this new poster
what a faggot!
point and laugh!
>>698146023
>>698152316
didn't it always get deleted though? it went unnoticed a lot longer back then but i always remember threads/images getting deleted eventually.
i miss the old gif dump threads.
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti everywhere.
I remember when the Cancer Banana meme was just starting up. Also the Fappening celebrity pics that were hacked.
b used to be good... Before the cancerous curse bullshit arrived and brought gay copypasta with it.
>>698153962
So I whistled for a cab and when it came near
Its license plate said fresh, and it had dice in the mirror
>>698156905
I created the first copy pasta.
Nothing new comes from b. Only the autism.
Where is pedobear now? He left b too?
/b/ is dead. Full of autistic kids and retards.
People no longer fear anonymous from 4 chan the same way they did when m00t was around. RIP m00t.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>I wish I could go with her to the lovely woods...
>This really grinds my gears.
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS!
>>698151439
oh don't you worry, she will eventually
I'm fucking 38 years old and have been here some it was shit.
Nothing has changed.
Fucking faggits. Hell Hitler!
/b/ has always been full of cancer and fail
We can't even get b to count to 10 for fucking nudez! Retard central!
Place is just full of spazoids.
There was a time people were genuinely disgusted to come here. Now it's no worse than reddit or ebaums.
name fagging on /b/
>>698158833
07' fag here
I iz oldfag
>>698159755
Been here since 2005
So fuck you!
Desu?
>>698143487
I visited 4chan and jlist in 2005 on a psp
>>698158833
>2011
I guess I'm cancer
>>698143983
its gigi puddi you dip
>>698158833
>08'
>>698146486
2008 is not old. Go kill yourself roodypoo.
>>698147154
That post made me feel like a piece of SHIT!
>>698154321
Fuck you I was there.
>>698161484
I pissed!
>>698158833
>2016
Fuck me I'm so gay I'm not even on the chart
>>698152316
Not even a hint of gore anymore either... b has always been terrible... But at least I used to get to see some really terrible stuff.
>>698162042
SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
Poeticirony fucking her dog and /b/ doxxing her high school principal with the pics. circa 2006.
>>698161243
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!! original gorilla warfare
I was the 33rd to get a 4Chan Gold Account
Bump
>>698162751
MODS
>>698163229
Wrong again Candyass. I miss wordfilters... Never thought I'd say that.
The days when /b/ had id
>>698163445
Check em faggot
I remember coming on here and "oldfag" and "newfag" were not even terms yet.
So what if he’s gay? Whats the big idea you’re worried about what other people will think? Thats what this is about right? You’re worried about what other people will think—what other people in the town will think? I thought you raised me better than that. I love Tommy and he’s become one of my best friends. And just because he’s gay doesn’t mean he’s not going to be an important part of my life. He is an amazing man. With depth, passion, and intelligence— I can go on and on. I cannot BELIEVE how unwelcome you just made him feel. The way you acted during dinner was DISGUSTING. Not only did you embarrass me in front of him, but you made fools of yourselves without even knowing it. Here I was, thinking about how great and amazing my family was. But it was all just lies and facades.
>>698163750
If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to my face I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type yea you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button Next time you think about saying something like that to me I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type . You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers.
Do you know the danger your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT.
>>698143487
5chan was better
>>698163879
well shit bois
WHOOOOO
TOOOK
MAAAIIII
PIIIEE
I don't care how new or old you are as long as you're not a nigger, sand nigger, spic, gook, kike, or better than me.
>>698143487
Ooh, i look forward to old memes in this thread, not that shit they call memes these days
>>698143487
It's caturday mother fuckers! Post some fucking cats!
Fuck "icanhazcheezeburger"
Shoop da whoop
This place is filthy! Clean it up with dial
>>698145704
It's "teh", fucking newfag bitch mother fucker
What was old on 4chan? I'm newfag
>>698146486
Newfag detected
Been here for 3 years but most notable thing I remember was last summer, where we found out that if you know someones youtube upload id, you can literally upload videos without even entering their accounts. We were raiding the fuck out of this chefdennis guy and shutdown his popular channel
>>698165273
Another newfag detected
>>698143487
ITTY BITTY BABY
>>698143487
I remember when /b/ was good
>>698143487
milhouse is a meme
Cock mongler pedobear an hero caturday and other actual memes to name but a few
>>698145098
You obviously didn't get the memo
>>698165418
I just dont go on much =(
>>698165641
Millhouse was never a meme
>>698165491
/b/ was never good
>>698165762
can he be meme now?
>>698165756
I was referring to you only being around for three years. I've been here since an hero was popular.
>>698165762
millhouse wanting to be a meme is a meme
>>698165830
Well played, sir
I was on 4chan back in '86 when it was still a classified government project.
I remember when the isis red room happened, I was there I know it was only last summer but I've been here for 2 years more or less.
My earliest recollection of /b is the candyass roodypoo stuff. Doesn't strike me as especially old.
>>698151672
Now thats an old image.
Pools closed
he was such an hero to take it all away.
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR DAILY DOSE?
Hi I'm Dan.
>>698143487
I can triforce b/tardss
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>>698143487
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No one's opinions matter on /b/. Oldfags don't care if you are an oldfag or fresh off the boat from Reddit.
We are all equally worthless.
back when "tits or gtfo" meant "tits or gtfo".
*sigh*
>>698166882
Speak for yourself, summer fag
>Teen porn Collection New site
http://super-site.pw/
>>698163666
Checked
>>698152675
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>698147057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNWoUTtwhhI
lol, 2006 was a good year. At least until the stormniggers arrived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OdbCLfXUV4
I joined July last year, am I new fag still?
>>698167606
Donald Trump wants you back lolololol
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>>698166407
moot's nigger filter
>>698167863
people who joined from 2007 onwards are considered newfags
i'm a newfag tell me to fuck off
>>698168502
sorry /b/ro, its more like 1992. that's when the real oldfags came in
>>698158833
I first visited the site Dec 2014. I hate the fact that I'm new. I bet the site was better before 2008.
>>698168502
I think 2006 is a better marker. Afterall that's when /b/ day happened, it's when the Hal Turner raids happened (Stormfront "raided" 4chan and ruined /new/), and raids in general went wildly out of control.
I don't remember when the term newfag started being used but 2006 sounds about right for that too (previous to that we just called people cancer or gaiafags if they didn't belong on /b/, newfag is a product of the more welcoming pussified modern /b/).
>you're an alcohol
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
