Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>traps are alright
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Calamity-masu'd
Miho claimed
>>698136353
Oh I don't need to ask. But I would love to see~
>>698137004
can i get my bj now?
Is it bad if i like to fap to one specific picture of my waifu tied up getting fucked by a corgi?
>Kurumi claimed
RIP Nekros
>>698137223
Probably
>Karen thread
This feels fishy...
im not dead
>>698137086
Lewd!
Ero!
Explicit!
>>698136676
>implying i wasn't trying to tell her not to
Tracer claimed
>>698137223
probably gonna need to see it to decide.
>>698123360
damn newfangled pokemon. back in my day... 151... yada yada
You were right as usual. went and checked on the beer, got my smokes, and found a god damn Taurus and a bulbasaurrr.
Doll claimed.
>>698137363
nah its completely legit no prank
>>698137223
yes
still here
and
>>698136422
yeah but it is a grind to get any single one
>>698137470
How should you announce Tracers arrival?
>>698137517
not too new it is a bit odd that it is green. nice finds
>>698137519
high doll
>>698137465
Oh you know you want to, cutie~
>I bet makoto wouldn't mind a peek either~
>>698137670
hi* fucking words
>>698137616
Cheers love! The Calvary's here!
>>698137517
I'm not sure if i want to do that, i can fap to weird shit but i won't show it to others, but she's crying while trying to get out.
>>698137465
Ehehehe, you really are a perv~
>Perhaps an exhibitionist?
>>698137519
Sup Doll.
>>698137543
When the thread gets deleted, I'm saying I told you so.
>>698137778
>Reading my mind
>>698137977
Post it fagget
>>698137547
Ehh some are worse than others,
at first it's kinda slow, but then again most games are
>>698137854
Great, now I'm having PTSD
>>698137670
and theres new Steven Universe! i'm gonna pour myself a drink!
The bulbasaur is like 540 which is great except i'll never find enough to evolve the litle shit T_T
>>698137519
Cute doll
>>698138016
Cute tsun w/ ahoge
>>698137670
Hey, how ya doing?
>>698138016
Yo, what's up?
>>698138160
>>698138178
Cute knight, what you up to?
>>698138070
You want me to post IT Faggot?
>>698138107
that is true
>>698138148
bulbasaur spawns pretty frequently at my local park
>>698138178
playing some vermintide. how about you?
Yuno claimed
>>698138016
Says the one who wants to see nudes of me!
>wha- n-no! I'm much too shy!
>>698137778
I can't post my nudes on 4chan!
>I heard makoto sent you some though~
>>698138399
YE!!!1!1!!
claimed
>>698138265
Who is this?
>>698138160
Am not.
>>698138178
Not much, just lazing about. You?
>>698138490
I see no problems with this.
>Ohhh? So was Mizore, but that didn't stop him~
>>698137094
You should use this one.
>Rory-sama claimed
>>698138070
Thread states no oversexualised content
This is another level.
>>698138669
Wasn't me.
>>698138680
If u really want to follow the rules then take a screenshot and post the link of the upload. I love me some corgis
>>698138725
So Karen is finally in thread?
>>698138448
Vermintide? What's that?
I'm good at the moment, lying in bed.
>>698138612
Doll. Who is this?
>>698138667
Same, just on the stream though. You get up to much today?
>>698138871
No, kek
I have no idea what's going on in these threads, however I will just lurk moar and try to understand because you guys seem te be having fun
I havent bathed proper in a week.
I miss showers
>>698138490
You can post them with telegram.
>You heard that? They were very nice~
>>698138667
>Mizore was shy
I don't think you're thinking of me.
>Only shy with face.
>>698139009
It's just the same thing over and over again all day long, lots of waifu and socializing.
>>698138978
Saber and thank you. Doing and you
I'm watching Steven Universe while drinking a lukewarm milkshake
>Where did everything go wrong
>>698138448
It also helps to have friends and the wiki
>>698139009
I see you're a new Yuno
>>698139161
Doing good and you*
>>698139006
RIP.
>>698139069
Any particular reason?
>>698139223
Some flavours of milkshake are better lukewarm.
Claimu
>>698139009
Just wait for something to come up, have you been playing any vidya perhaps? i'm playing Kirby 64 now.
>>698139204
karen?
>>698139336
The water is down and im taking whore bathes
>>698139223
what happened to old yuno?
i only saw her before i was banned
Pokemon GO desktop version is an actual fucking thing?
I thought it was a joke, what is the world coming to when walking is too difficult for people?
>>698139457
What's a whore bath?
>>698139365
DEATH TO AMERICA DESU
>>698139462
a cute
>>698139223
me too! except luke warm gatorade
>>698139223
Y-yea
Just shy is all
>>698139352
Yea started playing oblivion again, pretty nostalgic tbh.
>>698139128
I don't have telegram though!
>>698138667
I can never do such a thing! Plus I'm not that attractive!
>>698138978
Nah, took a shower and that was about it.
>>698139128
>So you'd be okay in public, cutie~
>>698139534
Buckets of water, soap, and a sponge
>>698139643
>Implying
You're a cutie here, I bet you're a cutie IRL as well~
>>698139479
Yuno always belonged to me
>>698139336
Not sure if chocolate is one of them,
It actually has a salty aftertaste
>>698139479
Probably just isn't here right meow
>>698139590
That shit gets sour
>>698139629
Then you picked the wrong waifu, lad
>>698139069
Why don't you have one?
>>698139457
Oh alright. What's that?
>>698139161
Ah okay, no problem.
>Doing and you
Maybe you're a bit tired too friendo. But yeah I'm a little tired so I'm in bed. What you been up to?
>>698139656
Ah okay. A pretty chill day then.
>>698139743
I would do that when i run out of gas, do you boil the water first and then add cold water or you just go full cold buckets?
>>698139629
don't worry about being shy over an anonymous image board.
>>698139787
im confused now. are you new or not?
>>698139800
ah ok
>>698139629
Never played it but i hear you can climb mountains.
What's your favorite track from that game?
>POMF
Im bored
>>698139806
>Maybe you're a bit tired too
New sleep schedule cause I have classes in the morning still adjusting. Not doing much
>>698139643
It's easy to get!
>You didn't say you wouldn't send nudes to that~
>>698139656
As long as we weren't near where I lived, I already told you yes, cutie!
>>698139569
Alright
>>698139877
Full cold brosinski.
Thats because Im lazy though
>>698139806
>>698139743
Droppin in
>>698138978
coop hack and slash
>>698139223
yeah i figured
Totally random appearance.
>Sees a Karen in the thread.
>Checks calender.
Nope, too early. Carry on and ignore.
>>698139800
Yuno picked me, I didn't get to decide much
>>698139897
I am new to claiming threads, however yuno has always been mine
>>698139912
Yea horses don't carw about the laws of physics. And tbh the opening screen song gets me hyped as fuck
>>698139800
No, choc isnt one. Stuff it in the freezer fir a few minutes.
>>698140236
Remember to put special emphasis on hari, pits, and crotch.
>>698140321
>Yuno picked me, I didn't get to decide much
Edgy
![Surprised Koume-chan! [The iDOLM@STER- Cinderella Girls] .jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1470/421/1470421170732.jpg "Surprised Koume-chan! [The iDOLM@STER- Cinderella Girls]")
>>698140015
>>698139778
Why do you want to see me naked?!
Most I'll do is a pic of my legs!
>>698140525
Post feet!!!1!11one
>>698140447
Did you even watch this anime? (Or read the manga w/e)
>>698139983
Ah okay fair enough. What classes you got?
>>698139954
As am I.
>>698140236
Oh fuck that, full on cold water? Nah I couldn't do that.
>>698140274
Oh okay, playing with anyone you know?
>>698140314
I came back to Lebanon early.
>>698140585
No, filthy weeb.
>>698140588
Forgot pic.
>>698140595
>I came back to Lebanon early.
Fake
Lack of Ruby is disturbing
>>698140321
That's not how waifu's work
besides Yuno picked Yuki
>>698140432
It's already half gone, I'm past the point of no return
>>698140588
General ed classes but I'm taking finance classes to test to see if that's what I want to pursue
>>698139806
Yep. Rather boring to be honest with you.
>>698140015
>One day I'll convince you~
>>698140525
That should be obvious, cutie~
>Legs
Delicious~
>>698140321
Interesting, i find it funny when games do that.
What vidya do you think Yuno would like?
>>698140525
Get telegram and we'll talk about it~
>>698140595
>Slight doubt
>>698140755
Convince me to be public where I live?!
>Neverrrrr.
>Mizore
i claim Sylvanas Windrunner, Just because dead can't say no :)
>>698140711
Yang is better though, even if she got raped by a corgi.
>>698140705
Real
>>698140791
only slight?
>>698140447
Oh really?
Never woulda guessed :P
>>698140588
Be a man
>>698140990
Post a link or something please, i need that pic in my life.
>>698140669
Gtfo
>>698140734
We all know the ending, yuno is free for picks
>>698140760
I believe yuno would be excellent at co op fighting or hack and slash games,
>>698140990
Yang is cool but Ruby is just god-tier, sorry m8
Ranma 1/2, best of both worlds
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has a message.
...
If this post ends in a 3, you must post a picture of your Waifu holding a cat.
>>698140927
I'm pretty sure Sylvanas can say no.
>Wants to rape on of the most fucked up Warcraft characters
>>698141084
Maybe it's the suffering of others that i like about it, this also may be why i am not doing so.
>>698141258
What if Ruby became a literal goddess?
>>698141258
>>698140990
Niggas be thinkin they better than Blake
>>698141019
Answer this, what happens once I kill you?
>>698140904
If we doll you up, no one will even recognize you~
>Maybe
>>698141431
So close blue man. Have my waifu staring at a cat as compensation.
>>698140734
Its never too late to salvage it
>>698141238
How would you feel about a fighting game with Yuno in it? i'd like a KLK game with Nui.
>>698141456
She is already though?
>>698141467
We better than that neko bitch
>>698141431
I dont have any pics of my waifu holding a cat. Have one of my waifu as a cat.
>>698141791
discount esdeath
>>698141238
Yeah, she was a standard girl
not the Yuno you picked
>>698141660
I already feel sick, no point in going back now
>>698141441
idon't want to rape her, is just i think she would not refuse some good sex :)
>>698141873
Thats because you delayed. Its still not too late.
>nausea is my life fam
>>698141791
Yo, I will nick a niggas cuticle
>>698141999
She would fucking kill you she's the banshee queen u pleb
>>698140990
>>698141258
>>698141467
Neo and Nora are best RWBY girls
>>698140751
Ah I see. Not too big a fan of finance myself, but there's a lot of money in it if you go down that way.
>>698140755
Oh well, gotta deal with them sometimes I guess.
>>698141044
Hey I can be a man and a pussy at the same time yaknow.
>>698141273
Ah okay, is it any good?
>>698141431
I'll post the best I got anyway.
Chardonnay on the shitter. What has my fucking life come to?
>>698141621
Maybe if you can do it well enough, but if I'm not comvinced, I won't do it!
>I'd rather just go elsewhere, then we can do whatever you like~
>>698142022
No, I'm sorry, it wasn't my intention!
>>698141858
You what
>>698141603
ALLAHU AKBAR?
>>698142243
You aren't karen.
>>698142139
Outside the main 4?
I could agree with you
I just like seperating
>>698142175
Word dawg
>>698142242
Damn straight, fear me!
>>698142175
its ok i was just a little bored and i thought that it would remedy that
>>698141773
I never realised how much I'd like to see a yandre fighting game, thanks for opening my eyes
>>698141873
Okay touché, but whatever I don't think waifu claiming need to be story driven
>>698142302
Mostly because he's sleeping right now, kek.
>>698142013
It wouldn't matter, I'd still end up feeling terrible
besides it's just be cold chocolate goop at that point
>>698142216
I ask myself the same question often
>>698142480
Clearly you're a casual here
>>698142392
Like I'd fear you lmao. I was just joking around
>>698142127
she might kill me but i will become undead :)
>>698142392
Oh, in that case Ruby is best.
>>698142480
With Yangires as well!
>>698142594
I do believe I already stated that but thanks for reminding me
>>698142594
Then I cant help if you wont help yourself
>>698142392
Pussy4lyf. Anyway how ya doing beside the water situation?
>>698142393
Oh good. Yeah fair enough, games are my go to boredom killer mostly.
I'll post my legs later
>>698139069
Same here, usually I go about 6 or 8 days without taking a shower...
No particular reason for it. I dont' really like taking baths, so I just don't.
I do go out with friends to go drinking, shoot some pools or just hang around about 3 to 5 times a week.
Pretty normal life, minus baths...
>>698142606
what waifu should i switch to next week? i can't decide
Rory is best rwby girl.
>>698142606
nice loli waifu pedo fagget
>>698142175
Yep.
>Didn't bring over my brush
Oh god, I'm gunna have to deal with a comb... fucking kill me.
>>698142237
Hehehe, that means there's hope~
>What about air hockey?
>>698142846
Scoooore~
>Here's a gift
https://mega.nz/#!IEgUyLzT!bA-fc6qosv1QokaVU564OWqGMsf_NYV1lwrhL7WyzBI
Ru ro, got called in
Peace out girl scouts
>>698142809
I don't need help
I don't have a problem
Fuck off
>>698142879
Kurumi number 538
she's pretty cute
>>698142594
You know, the Major wasn't kidding when he said this was a good wine to fantasize about your waifu over.
>>698142879
Why are you asking me this lol
>>698142890
:^)
>>698142972
Gah i can't open the rar!
>>698142550
are you stalking him? :^)
>>698142846
I'll be waiting, cutie~
>>698142972
Very slim amount! Wouldn't it be easier to take me elsewhere??
>What do I get if I win?~
>>698143158
Don't have winrar?
>>698142879
switching is normal only faggets dont switch bunch of elitist losers
>>698142759
Perhaps they could have a different play style, like they need to snap to actually do real damage.
>>698143266
I'm on mobile
My computer's in the shop
>>698143075
I wouldn't know
as a general rule, If I can't pronounce it, I can't afford it
>>698143242
Obviously.
I live inside his closet.
>>698143266
>2016
>not having winrar
>>698143428
>2016
>on mobile
>>698143427
when did you join isis?
>>698142972
Oh well, more reason to appreciate exciting days.
Ah you dingus! What's wrong with using a comb though? You got long hair?
>>698143013
Peace.
>>698143428
>>698143459
>2016
>not having 7zip
![Kirino [279].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1467/464/1467464996962.jpg "Kirino [279]")
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