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>Faggot betrays you
>he's dumb as all hell
>potato
(pic unrelated)
Bump
>piece of shit
>takes a fucking hour just get the hang of the backwards ass controls
>speedrun takes 2 minutes
>good fucking luck getting onto stairs
>Nya nya nya
>>698126896
QWOP?
>>698127004
not even close
It was an actual game released onto consoles
>>698126580
Portal 2 ?
>>698127219
Yes...yes it is
>>698126580
that pic gives me flashbacks
>>698127293
Its whiteface from im scared
>>698127401
yes it is
nasty little snigger-nigger
>meetup with your old friends
>kill them or not
>game is not canon
ITG you collect red things and fuck shit up with your musical instrument.
>>698127752
Tales from Borderlands?
>>698127950
nope. iz on snes.
>>698127752
Kotor?
>>698127950
No its a modern game
>SEE YAAAAA
>Dialogue filled with memes
>Gathering simulator
Anime Wind boy
>>698127752
Its overwatch.
Sorry some guy was pretending to be me giving false info
>here you are
>big fish eats small fish
Shitty gap
>fucking pirates again
>>698128209
Bordermemes 2
>>698127895
Donkey kong country/64?
>>698128577
wrong
>voice acting cheesy as fuck
>kill your dad, save the world
>>698128746
SNES ITS ON SNES
>be protagonist
>oh fuck theres a wall
>barely dodge it
>ohshit another one
>barely dodge it
>people saying shapes and fucking beeping noise
>get hit by wall, again
>>698128782
dubs says it's right
>be non-human meme dude
>get hungry
>go on an epic adventure of shit mini games to get foodstuffs
>ps1
>>698128910
fuck this.
illusion of gaia
oops i meant for other post
>>698128910
wrong anyway
>in jail
>someone furry fag helps you break out
>kill guardians to escape
>>698128888
Pony island...
Quads
>>698128799
Bethesda's newest over rated disappointment?
>>698129051
Furi
>>698128888
Super hexagon
>>698128971
still wrong
>>698129119
Indeed. I suck at vaguely describing stuff.
>be soviet
>have one helicopter
>destroy nazi tanks and win the whole war only by yourself
it's a windows xp era game, I don't think nobody will guess it anyway
>Get a farm
>Make money
>Marry the goth girl
>Wait for updates
>>698126896
Tony hawk pro skater?
>>698128888
Battle toads
>>698129174
yeah, wonderful game
>>698129249
Nah its a new release thats all
>>698129407
hahaha Tony Hawks pro skater was decent in my opinion. Its older than that. Not a skating/sport game.
>fighting
>some fat guy
>nigga stole mah bike
>>698126580
Portal 2
>>698129870
Punchout
>>698129992
Yes. Last one gave it away?
>>698126580
>Be nude
>Find animal
>Chicken
>die
> gods n shit fighting because why not
> every girl is a 10/10
>running a cool base
>found and took some guy in a wheelchair
>he ruined everything...fuck him
>>698130371
MGS peace walker?
>>698130371
Technically 2 games
>>698130502
Yes.
Ground zeros also accepted
-Starts in basement
- tons of biblical references
- the whole community that plays this is cancer
>>698130703
The binding of isaac
>Is anything real?
>Took back control
>frees himself from the players control
>>698130831
What gave it away?
>Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog
>>698128209
Monster Hunter Generations
>>698130941
Basement, biblical
>>698130875
Inside?
>>698130941
Not the guy but the basement part/biblical
>>698130994
Postal 2
>>698131024
correct!
>>698130243
Rust?
>>698131216
Good job.
>>698130994
Postal 2
>>698126580
>bald drug addicted man in poncho
>beats up gay shirtless men to rescue his stepdaughter
>>698131388
THATS GAME IS FUCKING BOSS!
>>698131142
>>698131388
Winrar
>Reptile climbs a very long ladder
>be working happily underground
>eerie cavern
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
>>698129367
Stardew Valley
>saved by a gang member
>join said gang
>get betrayed and presummed dead.
>come back bring back the group and become it's leader
(2 games)
>>698128243
Wind waker??
>A ton of bullets coming on your way
>Small hitbox
>Spellcards
>>698131778
Was it goth girl that gave it away?
>You run forward then press X over and over then run forward then press X over and over and repeat this process for about 40 hours.
>alpha as fuck
>omega as fuck
>>698132266
Assassins creed?
>>698132388
Pokemon?
>>698132388
Fallout 3
>>698132469
Nope this game is WAY less engaging than that.
>>698132248
Yea, where can I get some more of that sweet abigail?
>Shooter
>Memes
>>698126580
portal 2
>>698132582
I WISH I knew mate
>>698129051
Another world?
>Too many mods
>Game crashed
>>698132737
Yeees
>>698126580
>involved in bad accident
>keep hearing voices in your head
>go on killing spree against religious fundamentalists
>>698132809
Skyrim
>wake up
>solve puzxles because of morals
>nothibg of it was real
>>698131948
Anyone?
>>698132880
Yes
>>698132890
Correct
>>698132677
Overwatch?
>>698132945
Talos pince...thing
>>698132997
Saints Row?
>>698132999
Those trips.
>>698133152
Yes
>>698133128
Yee
>sci-fi spreadsheets
>>698127752
Far cry 3
>>698133271
Eve Online?
>>698133397
Yes. Too easy I guess.
>>698132777
Damn shame, thanks anyway. Cheers
>>698131753
seriously? no one?
eerie cavern gives it awfully away
two obvious ones to help ya folks
>you disrespected the trees in this area
>begin war with knife-ears
>>698126896
Super Mario 64?
>>698126580
>Be nignog
>can't even follow a damn train
>a robot clone tries to kill you
>you outrun it and it gets crushed
>wake up in a fridge
>your son becomes your father
>click
>click
>click
>yay
>rinse and repeat
>Best sports game about Olympics
>Taken off Steam
>>698133582
dorf fort obviously
>playable mee mees
>comunity is fucking cancer
>YOU DIED
>>698132858
I thought this one would be obvious
It's like a top 10 all time game
>>698133600
gta san andreas
>>698133650
Clicker Heroes?
>>698126580
came here just because of the image , imscared is the game if anyone's wondering. preety fucking sp00ky
>>698133667
you did it! great job!
>>698133703
Uhhh...painkiller?
>certain races don't have female counterparts
>can't play as male for most classes
>most players play as little girls in skimpy outfits
>Servers are down
>>698133726
nope
>>698133842
>certain races don't have female counterparts
sorry i meant
>certain races don't have male counterparts
>>698132858
Dead space
>>698133694
Dark Souls?
>>698133589
nope
Its on Genesis, and Phillips CDI
>>698133600
ALL YA HAD TO DO WAZ FULLUW THA DAM TRAIN SEEJAY
>>698133848
Pokémon go
>>698133842
some F2P asian MMORPG
>>698126580
>15 years of development and hype
>8 hours of a shitty game
>>698133900
Yep, also would have accepted Demon Souls.
>>698133925
Why can't I make any of mine harder to guess?
>>698133637
Fallout 4
>>698133968
Duke pukeem forever
>Play god
>Lock people in house and then burn it down
>>698132266
Fucking shadow of hodor?
>>698134088
Sims
>>698134006
You didn't even do it right.. you're supposed to shittily describe a game not hit the nail on the fucking head.
>>698133956
Do you know the name though?
>>698134079
damn I thought that one would take a little longer to guess
>>698133842
Tera? Black Desert?
>>698134161
Sigh ... yes.
>they tell you you can catch 'em all.
>there's 1 you can't get.
>wake up
>shoot shit to find answers
>go to one place in the world that isn't fucked over
>finally in a place where you might find answers
>talk to dude in charge
>"I could tell you what's happening now, but I'm not going to!"
>proceed to do meaningless missions with narration that desperately tries to convince the player that what they're doing is supposed to be meaningful when in reality, it's nothing more meaningful than the turd I just took at 4:34am this morning.
>Can't find a good server
>Learns Russian in the process
>islands
>greens and industrialists
>cat silencer
>snek
>>698134056
you got it m8
>vintage people make goofy faces
>are they lying?
>die in the end
>>698133835
nope
>>698133892
no, but it does take place in space
extra hint: people in your group keep getting sick
>>698134376
Csgo
>>698134104
Nope but it is a certain type of RPG.
>>698134293
>pokemon red
>pokemon blue
>fucking Mew.
>she died for the mission
>no-one will know the truth
>went down in history as a criminal
>>698134261
Yep, it's terra
>alien arseholes assimilate human males
>kill children and women
>stealth weapon takes forever to kill with
>was way before open world, morale choice sort of games were popular
>>698134467
Not thinking of that game
>>698126580
>nobody gets on the payload
>>698134513
Sonic Boom?
>inhale
>exhale
>FUCK!
>>698134456
Dead space 2?
>>698134376
Dota 2
>>698134582
Overwatch
>>698134421
LA Noir?
>>698134582
Tf2.
Overwatch
>>698134513
mgs3
>>698134582
Overwatch
>>698134631
Correct
>>698134582
TF2 and Overwatch, similar games, similar problems.
>be bodyguard
>painkillers
>burn down houses
>bomb houses
>smash houses
>shoot houses
>do all the above but with people
>all with the same contraption
>chill as fuck
>dead game
>>698134626
>Dead space 2?
No
OK, extra hint: First Gen XBOX
Explosions everywhere.
>working late
>spooky shit starts happening
none of you faggot can get it
>speak
>draw
>do
>laugh at other players
>>698134805
Halo 2?
I'm running out of options
>>698134953
life?
>Break trees
>Build house
>Halfway through building get angry at NPC who's in your way
>Gandhi is a fucking asshole
>>698135047
Minecraft?
>>698135068
Civilization
>>698135088
No lmao
> Kill druggies underwater
>>698135124
correct
>clem
>cyka blyat
>killer rock
>suicide
>cant be finished
>>698134953
FNAF?
>>698134376
dota 2?
>children beat up animals and hippies
>Devs too lazy
>Let you make new Conker game
>>698135047
Terraria
>>698135218
Bioshock
>>698135311
Earthbound
>don't have a name
>can't die
>your best friend is a skull
>Blow everything up
>Somehow liberate a country from an evil dictator in the process
>>698135356
yup
>>698135400
Just Cause
>>698135395
Undertale
>>698134679
yup that's it. I'm making this too easy
>you're the mayor
>you cause big ass traffic jams
>all the roads are blocked
>>698135455
Yeah, that was too easy.
>>698135008
No
>>698135289
Close enough
>>698134953
idk the name, but is it the one at a diner?
>>698135374
correct
>>698135344
Yup.
>>698135494
>that scene in blues brothers
>Tower defense game turned third-person shooter
>>698134771
wow you guys are weak today
one more
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>698130306
Smite?
>>698135553
Nop
>>698126580
Portal 2 you absolute mongoloid
>>698135603
Sanctum
>Gave as joke to a friend
>>698135683
Not what I'm thinking of.
>scream
>kill shit
>walking simulator
>>698126896
Alone in the dark
>>698134771
>>698134771
Besiege
>>698128799
Final Fantasy 10?
>You have to either kill your son or blow up a city
>>698135721
Bad Rats
>>698135721
Ride to Hell: Retribution?
>>698135756
or both
>>698135758
Correct
>>698126580
RIP SEWER KING
>>698135744
nice job anon!
Mom was the monster all along.
>>698135756
Fallout 4
>>698135603
the one with orcs
breddy cool
Orcs attack?
>>698135860
The Binding of Isaac
>>698135860
Binding of Isaac?
>>698135490
nope
>>698126580
Portal 2
>>698135603
Dungeon Defenders
>>698135902
Not what I'm thinking of.
Another hint:
>It's not a tower-defense, but the game before it was.
>>698135985
Nope.
>piss on decapitated corpses, and/or their head
>get milk
>3
>guy gets in trouble with his job
>abandoned house
>he was dead all along
Also
>trippin balls
>>698135860
Among the sleep
>Enter TV
>Meet guy in Bear suit
>>698135995
Plants vs Zombies?
>>698133902
Hotel Mario?
>Secret Hitler is the only game on here.
>>698135573
never seen it
>you fuck the narrator
>narrator fucks you
>goddamnit you fucking crashed the game
>restart. Fuck again
>>698136172
Yup.
Garden Warfare, to be specific.
>invisible people come to seek help
