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Rio 2016 Olympics Thread

Talk about anything Olympics related
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Huehuehuehue
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>>698124385
BR?
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>>698124240
How do I livestream this?
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How Olympians will be killed? I'm guessing 5
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>>698125164
I want to watch it now, put Pacificfags can't watch it until 20:00 local time
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>>698124240
Really looking forward to Men's individual foil fencing on sunday. Hoping Ota finally gets that gold he deserves.
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Plan to drop LSD for the opening ceremony
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where can i watch this online?
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a1035.com anyone?
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give livestream!
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>>698124240
how do I watch them without cableee?
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>>698126387
Get a VPN and watch BBC's stream online
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OyDrsukpbk
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>>698126787
You the real MVP
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>>698126787
It got taken down pretty quick
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dull as fuck for now.
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This works, but only for UK fags
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07mzrxt
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So what do you think the ISIS death count will be? I'm guessing around 35 dead.
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>>698125406
>>698127602
This is why we want to see the livestream
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>>698127702
this is in sao paulo nigga
rio is so much worse
hue
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>>698127702
Brilliant
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http:// www.watcholympics2016live .com/
Here have another one since the youtube got taken down.
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>>698128031
>/ www.watcholympics2016live .com/
my tv is 5 mins or so ahead of that, but it'll do.
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the adult side of me wants to know why ANYONE as an individual and why any Nation would support this shit Olympics that was clearly bought by Brazil. The country is complete shit and as we all know there will be so many sick people coming out of this mess.

the yolo side of me begs for the lulz for people not being smarter and allowing this shit show to go on so i welcome the laughs that come out of this. cant wait for the damage control by the media and nations around the world for the negative impact its gonna have around the world. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!!!!
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>>698124240
KEK.
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>>698128219
Please give me a heads up if there is any ISIS action then. To lazy to walk downstairs to the tv
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>>698128331

mainly due to brazil being chosen(read:bribed them) and they have the choice : skip or let it continue.

skipping gives them a bad name, letting it continue and be a shitshow lets brazil have the bad name.
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>>698124240
Why is the logo a cock chastity device?
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>>698124240
Spending all this in a poor community just for the sake of watching sporting events.

Humans never cease to disappoint me.
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>>698128031
shit
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>>698128493
i'm hoping, but nothing's happening yet.
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>>698128698
Can't unsee, thanks!


Anyway, NBC wants to be able to chop out stuff like sexy Brazilian dancers in the show. This voids any claim they have on exclusivity of broadcast.
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>>698129008
that's the one thing brazil has going for it.
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USA are drug cheats and should not be allowed to compete
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Trump's wall got built, so there's that
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>>698129008
Dont worry i will post any sexy Brazilian dancers just for you
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terrible CGI with the flyer.
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>>698128895
Use a VPN
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>>698128398
103 of them?
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>>698129401
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fuck this shoddy camera work. only showing the shirtless kids, none of the women.
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Anyone else finding it pretty boring so far?
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>>698129401
NBC online just started, but it's a fluff piece and no ceremony yet.

Have no idea if it is NBC or Brazil-produced.
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>>698130016
I assume you're happy now?
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HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU
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>>698124240
like how the rio logo is clearly a buttplug? Green is the base, blue is the head.
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>>698130075
it's dull as fuck and only showing a bunch of boys and lighting, that's all they've done.

i hate how it's just one camera too, every stream is the exact same angle.
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>>698130210
Looks that way, I think it's suppose to be 3 wacky wavy inflatable tube men holding hands.
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Someone needs to make a mix of overwatch lucio and this song battle
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>>698130324
With a show like this there will only be one angle shown, dictated by the show runners. No one independent will be showing it
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It's just dancing and nothing else so far?
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>>698128860
>Brazil
>Humans
Don't group humans with barely evolved-monkey-trash, you plod.

That said, I completely agree, the Olympics is just a huge pit to throw money into and doesn't help anyone except the TV execs and producers who film it for shitheads like us to watch.
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I think this would be awesome on acid
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>>698130833
>Lycia is Brazilian
>implying humans everywhere aren't little more than cucumbers with anxiety
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>>698130558
i know, but jumping to a new camera every 3 seconds annoys the fuck out of me.
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>>698129191

Hey Vlad maybe Russia should stop cheating
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international event? lets theme it around brazil and only brazil and make everything in spanish, fuck international.
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>>698131234
Just because YOU are a cucumber with anxiety doesn't mean the rest of us are. Stop projecting.
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Brfag here.

The opening ceremony is looking good, but... It's sad how much money was spent on this while there were hospitals literally being closed because the state is broken... It's embarassing
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>>698131882
Hey a 6 week wait time for emergency surgery isn't that bad
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>>698131882
That is and sadly will be the state of things forever
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>>698131882
looking good? it's the dullest opening ceremony in forever.

it's sad they had the money to bribe the olympics, but not the money to actually make a show.
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>>698131704
brazil doesn't speak spanish, smart guy.
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>>698131859
You all are. Lemmings, be it in the global north or the global south. Just comparing the tallest midget.
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>>698124240
>filename
gook detected
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>>698132134
When it started at 7, was there 20 minutes of fluff, ads, and interviews with Olympic officials? Because we're 20 minutes into the NBC Online stream, and that's all there's been so far.
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Hot women there...
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From the bits ive seen so far its been observably bad, but so was the opening ceremony for the World Cup and it turned out to be one of the best. I think the games themselves will be fun.
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>>698132299
The actual ceremony began 53 ish minutes ago (on the hour)
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>>698132067
That's the actual situation of a country that's hosting an international event. Priorities, you know?
They would rather host this instead of investing in what really matters....
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>>698127400
>switch vpn to uk london
>profit
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>>698132134
Tbh that's the first opening ceremony I have ever watched... im only doing so 'cause its on my country... anyway, Rio isn't the best place (security and infrastructure-wise) for tourists, I am curious to see how this olympics turns out :-).
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>>698132736
Well, NBC just finished talking about how golf is returning after a 104 year absence. Now an arish guy is talking to Obama.

Still nothing from an actual ceremony though.
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this is the gayest thing ive ever seen
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>>698133166
Ah nbc is doing an hour delay for some reason. It'll start very soon
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>>698133120
it's an international event and most of what has been done is just a lightshow and pre-recorded videos, not that impressive.

but right now ISIS is being announced at least.
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>>698132599
>google maps
>random pic

your diagnosis: nigger brain
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>>698133011
w-will the feds come knocking if I do this hack??
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CBC has the country introductions.
Isn't this what everyone else is watching?
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>>698132211
Whatever you say, Wise Swami.

It's okay, I was an edgy 16 year old at one time, too.

But just as a reminder, you know you don't have to live here. You are more than welcome to kill yourself and leave us lemmings to carry on unhindered by you. Also, it is a bit unfair to compare the only known higher-intelligence in the universe (an albeit pretty dumb one) that has gone from fire to the moon in just a few thousand years (relatively short period of time given the entire time span of the universe) to some little creature that has never developed or used anything.

(P.S. that old myth about the Lemmings is actually false, it was a set-up where the Disney crew threw them over the edge to their death, read up on it sometime.)
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>>698133503
yup yup....
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>>698133392
They were planning on skipping stuff like Giselle getting assaulted, or robbed, or whatever it was, but that got dropped today. All that's left is embarrassing samba dancers that America needs protection from.


Thanks for shaming America, NBC. Just dogpiling on at this point.
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>>698131882
for those who can't watch atm - have a glance... hue
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>>698133532
Or, I can stay secluded in my home and not deal with lemmings like yourself.
>we went from fire to the moon in a few THOUSAND years
Yeah, and what have you done for space exploration since? Unmanned probes sent to places we'll never get to, because you're more concerned about sports, celebrities, stuffing your faces with the greasiest shit, and 'muh heritage/culture.' Morons, and I look forward to the day you either finally eradicate yourselves, or a some cosmic event wipes this planet clean of the cancerous filth that is 'humanity.'

>inb4edge
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>>698133011
which vpn do you use?
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I can't watch it because my cable TV providers are fags and disabled the only sports channel I had which broadcasts the Olympics.
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>>698133995
Don't most nations that aren't the US have at least one national channel that handles the Olympics?
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waiting for women's beach volleyball
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>>698134131
Espn I believe?
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FUCKING COMMERCIALS NBC WTF?! GO FUCK YOURSELF
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>>698134355
Must be why they delayed. Brifags get that next time as itv get it then...
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>>698134340
Im watching via ESPN... Belgium athletes are being presented now.
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>>698124240
ISIS is gonna be there 100%
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>>698124240
it is just a ciminal fifalike fuck
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>>698134465
It's currently on Bermuda. I think you're about 10 mins behind? So not much relatively
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BRAZIL MEANS CRAP
BUT THE OPENING CEREMONY WAS SOMETHING THEATRICAL TO SEE

-brz
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>>698133669
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Wtf is happening? This tinfoil shit is trippy as fuck, while being retarded at the same time.
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>>698134897
LOVE IT
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Dat stadium fire tho
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NBC Online is actually 2 minutes behind the TV NBC broadcast.
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You amerifags are so far behind
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Who will get gold for most people killed
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í'm at canada, i think it's pretty ontime.
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>>698135363

We just saw some shiny pillows counting down some numbers, then commercials. I wonder what comes next.
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>>698135595
the hell are you on about asshole
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>>698135363
yes..........yes..........yes WE ARE!
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Sweet blue suit brah, never heard that national anthem before, then it was immediately ruined by land whale commercial.
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all these athletes walking with their phones out , goddamn
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>>698135888
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>>698124240
Most disappointing Olympics opening ever.
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>>698135919
fuck dude how old are you? They have been doing it for a long time
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>>698133931
>Or, I can stay secluded in my home and not deal with lemmings like yourself.
And yet here I am, while you are secluded in your home, bothering you in your safe space.
You can't run but you can't hide. :^)

>Yeah, and what have you done for space exploration since?
>Unmanned probes sent to places we'll never get to
While I do agree with that point anon, you're missing the point I was making.

>because you're more concerned about sports, celebrities, stuffing your faces with the greasiest shit, and 'muh heritage/culture.' Morons
Kek, look anon, I know it doesn't look like it from your computer, but there's more to this world than these things.

>and I look forward to the day you either finally eradicate yourselves, or a some cosmic event wipes this planet clean of the cancerous filth that is 'humanity.'
You know, if you want to help eradicate the cancerous filth that is humanity, you could always start with yourself? If not, obviously SOMETHING is keeping you wanting to continue being alive ... so that means there's SOMETHING for you to continue being alive for?

Don't worry anon, I do believe you'll grow out of it. I don't hate you, I just want you to not be such a little pussy. We can speculate all day about life on other planets, but there's no guarantee that there is any kind of higher-intelligence creature out there, or that travel across such distances is even possible. If life has no meaning, then doesn't that give you pause for how special being alive is? And especially to be living as a human being in a time where it's possible for you to hide in your house without having to be a big boy and face the real world.

Again, either do your part against those problems, or with some rope you can help do your part in eradicating the abomination that is humanity. What are you going to do?
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the chinese female athletes were surprisingly hot
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>>698136056
That thing is too big even for giant Mountain Jesus.
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Creation of life time for all the amerifags...can't wait for this shit...


Oh, a milligrasshopper, I forgot that's how life started.
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>>698136056
Not over yet. It continues for 2 hours after the parade. But I have no doubt it will continue to be shit
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>>698135919
Gotta catch em all.
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When i switched this on i thought it was the gay pride parade at first
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Any aus fags here, has it started yet?
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>>698136348
It's a fucking rerun from last night.
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>>698136256
The rainforest stuff is kind of neat, actually.
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>>698136392
Fuckin' lol'd
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>>698124240
Dull opening so far...
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>>698136591
What are you on? It's live right now you dumbass
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>>698124240
gtfo fucking normie
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>>698136709
It's a rerun. They already have been doing the events too, The first event was Women's Soccer, US vs NZ, score was 2 to 0. Look it up, or you can watch it unfold on your T.V. and think I can see the future.
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i feel like i'm being moved by this beautiful pageantry
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http://www.watcholympics2016live. com/
Not working anymore.
Anyone got a working live stream?
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>>698136598
A bit trippy, but I was expecting them to start swinging up in the air on those things...not just cross and uncross them over and over again.
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>>698136877
K
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>>698136877
the FOOTBALL always starts before the ceremony, dumbass
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>>698136877
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>>698135181
It'll probably be on fire soon, yes.
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>>698136709
NBC has to pack an hour and a half of commercials over the next 3. We're on our 3rd 3 minute break, so that's 9 minutes of commercials for every 27 minutes total, or 1/3 commercials.

Gotta pay for that half-trillion dollar Olympics rights, I guess.
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caguei
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>Boat things... Kewl

>giant hamster wheels.

Here we go!!

*its all about Slave trade*

>wut
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Am I the only one who wants to see bloodshed?
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>>698136877
Then after the soccer, they did the Archery,
Kim Woo-jin (South Korea) won that one.
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>>698137119
See
>>698137056

Faggot
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>>698137450
Soccer's been going on for several days already. That sports with multiple rounds of tournament start before the start is nothing new.

They have a sport or two that finish up after the closing ceremony, for that matter.
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>>698137172
lol bbc has no commercials just stream it
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Shit gets heavy when the JAPS show up
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Did I just see Miley Cyrus?
>everything is awesome when you're sharing a meme....

What the fuck is going on. Tv has changed so much
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fuckin americans had a muslim in the front row hahha
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fatland right now
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>>698137662
I'm willing to bet there wasn't a multibillion dollar bidding war between various TV entertainment companies.
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fiji are literally a bunch of trannies
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>>698138215
Actually there is. BBC just gets it usually cus there're bigger. ITV has it next time, they have ads. It's gonna suck
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Backwards cock planes flies over city

>shot down by isis
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>>698138426
Literally 1 out of 3 minutes is commercial so far.
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The Dragon is definitely dying at the end of that.
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>>698138827
Probably not as bad as you fags though
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Do you think they could have made a less intuitive interface?
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What sport do you look forward to most?
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>>698124240

Man its getting really boring now! zzz
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>>698139048
"They are 'cultural cannibals' -- they take music from all over the world and make it their own, Brazilian."

What, no SJWs to lecture and shame you about cultural appropriation?

How dare you think of yourself as minds learning about other neat stuff and using it, rather than as piles of DNA that need permission from elites to adopt memes!
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>>698133950
pia
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From gang/class warfare to disco, so damn fast.
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>>698140341
PIA is blocked since months ago on BBC.
Quit the bullshit.
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>>698139760
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Hicham El Guerrouj is one of greatest Olympians of all time, and the greatest 1500m runner ever. Go Morocco.
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>>698128398
>>698129612
It's shopped you retards
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>>698124240
better quit while we're a head
/thread
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here is live stream
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http://livetv.sx/en/eventinfo/433242_opening_ceremony/#webplayer_ifr|458876|433242|458876|138|24|en

livetv (dot) sx
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>>698142702
ty
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Putting two and two together, I guess they speak Portuguese in Angola because they were conquered and made into slaves. Am I right?
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Wow I never knew Argentina was so white.
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Mountain time zone reporting

These niggers building the jungle got me tripping
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>>698143421
Watch them start shooting cops.
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isis terrorist attack when?
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so niggers invented the airplane
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>>698131882
Is this comment 4 years late?
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>>698133950
pia>>698140713
Working for me faggit
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>>698144738
must be watching in australia
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>>698144318
Ha ha I also shit my pants next they will say their flag is on the moon.

Also was that outside shot CGI? My eyes are fucked from watching this but that plane couldn't fly right??
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>>698127602
Nigger you're retarded. America is behind Isis. This is a perfect opportunity to eliminate other countries alpha'a so I'd say about 350. SRS isis
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But that Tonga's flag carrier doe
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>>698145643
Fuckin' hot, amirite?
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Too many fucking selfie sticks.
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This guy was a cunt to me in jr high and high school hope he loses to some chinese guy.
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>Venezuela goes crazy with exitement
>Vietnam stays in line, not screaming, not caring
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You guys think when aliens arrive they will have a lot of commercials like this Olympics coverage on NBC? Like if it takes the aliens a while to land and we see them coming or something?
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What will North Korea do?
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>>698142554
>/thread
>own post

FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>698145398
I bet there is zero incidents related to ISIS in S America the entire olympics. Muslims don't give a fuck about poor brown people like them.
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É BR PORRA

HUEHUE
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>>698145257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jk0haC3-oQ
i guess it does
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>>698146265
They are good at men's shooting actually I think.

I like N Korea. All the shit we are fed (in the US at least) about them is bullshit.
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>>698146520
Looks like a dildo
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>>698146565
True, except Kim Jong Un really is a man child.
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>>698146687
A lot of them do
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What the fuck are they doing with the mirrors?
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Alright that was pretty fab
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>>698147041
I wish I never saw this.
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>>698146905
It is South America so probably lining up small piles of coke.
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>>698147174
Kek
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He is shaking so much lol
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>>698147327
>>698147278
Both these pics look like my daily bike ride to school along the arroyo in Albuquerque NM.

What the fuck is this part with the lone nigger and the ice caps?
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>>698147294
wanker's tremble
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>>698138426
This is not true, BBC has this and the next one and then the coverage goes to Eurosport/Discovery.
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http://masterclassbrazil.com/brazil-knowledge/brazilians-are-ruining-facebook/
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>>698147484
kek
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Why the fuck can't we just use one language. Draw it from a hat and everyone on earth has 10 years to learn it.
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Anyone else love Canada's entrance followed by Qatar?

Canada comes in with literally hundreds of people and some random tiny person at the front with some chick. The chick is waving this gigantic fucking flag she can barely hold

Then fucking qatar comes in with 38 people some of them holding tiny flags some not all wrapped in sand people clothing.

Like wtf that's hilarious. And the crowd cheered for Canada not a fucking peep for Qatar that's HILARIOUS

>Creampie to get your attention
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Saw about 5 blacks for the US.
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>>698147648
porque se perderia la coltura de todos los paises y seria una mierda....la cultura es importante.
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>>698147648
The same reason why the US hasn't converted to metric yet
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>>698147648
>draw it from a hat

and it ends up being a click-click language from africa
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>>698147911
I somehow understood that...
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>>698147911
>cultura
>2016
ya es tiempo para olvidate de eso
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>>698147923
Fuck yes
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>>698147648
Great idea in theory. But America can't even change over to using the metric system, they can't possible change over to another language. But then again, they would probably just rig the hat draw anyway, so whatever.
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>>698148033
lol i say that the colture of all countries are important and its going to be a shit if we lose it.
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He believes in the sex
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>>698148037
si ya se....todo esta fuckeado
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>>698148223
I know, i actually did understand it, probably because i know italian which is similar to spanish/brazilian
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>>698147911
>>698148033
Ha ha me too!

>>698147914
>>698148167
We fucking really do use SI units when it counts. Really the only thing I can think of that doesn't have SI is street signs and to be honest...

miles>km for medium distances. I know I am the only person on earth who thinks that but meters sucks for distance like "across town" or "up the road"
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What's the Estonian girl doing with her mouth?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comments/n0e32/out_of_genuine_curiosity_what_is_wrong_with/?st=irijker1&sh=5115d33b
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=2486381&page=1
http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/forum/threadview/2955065226372563371/
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/610657-dota-2/63016515
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/610657-dota-2/63016515

a whole b nation
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>>698148436
yup culture and knowledge are important....i think.
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>>698147648

A shit load of people in america don't even speak english. (sure they speak sorta english, but that's like sorta being able to survive a gunshot. It might be useful but you're going to fall flat if someone shoots you twice or out of the metaphor, tries to have a decent conversation with you)

Realistically, the best language for the entire planet to learn is English.

This ISN'T my personal opinion. The other languages (like korean, using this as an example cause it's my second language) can be far more descriptive, and more compact (meaning writing entire sentences can take up like 3-4 "words" where as English might take up 2-3 lines depending on the subject)

Other languages are more efficient. But more people know bad english then any other language. And as for other countries that don't have their national language as English in most cases their citizens are learning English anyway both because they want to, and basically have to.

English would be the best language to use for the entire globe. But it will never happen.

(Scratch that, it MIGHT happen but it would take hundreds of years of slowly weeding out the other languages until no one bothers to keep learning them because no one is left to speak it with them. It's like how all dead languages became dead. Tons of people spoke it, but then they started to learn a new language and stopped using that old language as often. As time went by and more kids were born they learned the new language but not the old one and eventually there's no reason to even try to learn the old one.

>Another creampie to get your attention
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>Blonde, blue-eyed Estonian Olympic marathon-running triplets.....
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I highly doubt this thread is random
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>>698149023
Br?
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>>698148894
Hey I am all fucking for it being English but that isn't really fair. I am getting older and I want to see a time where it is like Star Trek. We all wear the same one piece jumper, speak one language, use one currency. It is time before the aliens show up!
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>>698148552
>We fucking really do use SI units when it counts

Yeah. Like 7.62mm, 5.56mm etc.

>Things that 'count' in America
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>>698148894
If someone doesn't know English well, it should be easy to forget, no?
If we're going to pick a lingua franca, we should pick something more efficient.
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>>698148991
They're cute, but I think they showed some hotter blondes on the tv
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>>698149198
I'm with you in confusion
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>>698148894
english is a lil primitive thats why is easy spanish is way advansed to learn i think so yes english is easy af.
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Its disgusting
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>>698149371
The Harold triplets!
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>>698149334
Fuck yeah lets rethink the whole system I say. Even metric isn't perfect. Like I said earlier the meter kinda sucks. Look at how we determine its true value. Used to be really confusing and now it is even more confusing!

Caesium fuck that shit

Lets make a NEW language with the best shit from all the languages. New standard measurements. New everything.
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>swedish TV crew forced out of their car at gunpoint by robbers

well done brazil
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>>698149456
Spanish is easier to learn because all you need to do is memorize rules. Spanish rarely breaks grammar and spelling rules.
Compare that to, "oo makes one sound in 'food, but a different sound in foot, y makes a different sound in 'fry' than it does in 'family'"
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>>698149639
welcome to sudamerica mi buen amigo :D
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mommys home faggots just chill everything will be ok
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>>698149255
that's a bit funny
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>>698149847
why the fuck english have so many words that sound the fucking same btw?
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>>698149456

English is super hard to learn depending on the language you come from.

And other languages are super hard to learn if you come from English.

For example FRENCH is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to learn coming from English (not literally impossible but you get what I mean you dickbasket)

This is for a couple reasons that I'm not going to be bothered to list but basically:

in English we put subject last for example:
>The subject is "coffee"

"Can you grab me a coffee on your way back?"

Is how we would write it. However in most other languages subject comes FIRST:
>The subject is "coffee"

"Coffee grab me on way back" is how it would be written (according to my korean born friend don't factcheck me on this shit I got a native here helping)

This is because of 2 things:
>1) At least in Korean, the word "you" does exist, but they HATE using it
>2) Since the subject comes first instead of last, the sentence structure also gets reversed
(This is why google translate sucks when it comes to these languages)

This is also why non-native english speakers sound so weird when translating. Because their brain is still in subject first mode. They're not stupid, they know what they want to say and to them in their language it might sound fine. But to us it sounds stupid because its subject first not subject last.

"Don't do this to me" in english
becomes
"Me do not do this to" in Korean.
And it's written like this:
내게 이러지는 말아

It might -SEEM- difficult to learn other languages, but it's pretty simple to learn things like Korean and shit. The problem is subject first vs subject last. That's the major barrier in learning other languages. (That and memory)
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>>698150140
being a bit generous there
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>>698149624
I like this

>>698150217
El ingles es estupido
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>>698149568
Cringe
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>>698149255
>>698150140
I wonder if we used meters when we landed a fucking crew of dudes on the moon and drove a car around like badasses.
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>>698150587
enough of your bullshit
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Winter Olympics are good too.
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>>698150769
Why is the lady who used to clean my condo being posted here? Go take care of your retarded son you always left in the car while you cleaned my toilet.
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>Pele
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I'm not sure about this...
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>>698150903
wow sure boss
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>>698150307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subject%E2%80%93object%E2%80%93verb
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>>698125406
A brazillion
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>>698150903
Goddammit, anon. Your english sucks.
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my parents are watching,but i don't give a fuck about it
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>>698151015
the entirety of the Brazilian airforce did a flyby
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>>698150307
brain thats hurt my....but i think i understand...i think
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>>698124850
gib moni plz
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>>698151015
hey look! its the first airplane to actually fly
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>>698151333

The trips will help you understand.

완벽해질 수 없다고 느꼈을 때
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>>698151333
you actually read all that garbage?
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>>698124240
>watching this whole fucking cerimony hoping some mudslime would allahakbar it
fucking waste of time it's almost over too.
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Damn, that Liberia flag looked like a shit drawing of the US flag by a 2 year old.
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>>698151752
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>>698151630
garbage?
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>>698151897
that pet slave nigger and his owner making him dance was pretty funny tbh.
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>>698150217
>>698150416

I'm half mexican and have had a rough time learning Spanish. I speak English but I feel it's fuckin hard. Masculine...feminine bullshit.
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>>698152166
pure gold my man
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>>698151630

You actually insult someone for reading some useful information that might help them in their life?

You actually insult someone for attempting to learn something new?

Interesting.
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>>698152215
haha yeah english really lack of that
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I want to fuck Madison Kocian into submission.
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Holy shit those two women from Mauritius were 10/10
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where is noth korea?
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>>698152674
I would fuck her in the ass if you know what I mean
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>it's over
>no isis
>no terrorist attack

>a1035.com was fucking b8
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>>698153458
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>>698151015
Brazil, done goof'd
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>>698153458
the moment when the death laugh of u.
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>>698134897
will hero myself after seeing this.
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At least the North Koreans didn't have a big ass photo of Kim Jong Un.
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>>698147914
>>698148552
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>>698136877
certain events start before the opening ceremony
they would be stupid to tape the opening ceremony and not let anyone broadcast it live.
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Why doesnt 'Murica have a giant rebel flag?
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