Is sex really overrated?
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Is sex really overrated?
>>698122695
yes
>>698122695
Yes, I'd choose to get head most of the times.
>>698122695
No.
>>698122695
Fuck no! Nothing beats looking at a woman's orgasming face while you grip her breast and shoot your load inside her. Nothing can compare.
No.
But I've not had it in over 2 years and I don't really miss it that much to be fair.
>>698122695
Good sex isn't. It's one of the greatest things. Bad sex just makes me feel bad afterward
>>698123529
This must be beautiful. I don't know that feel cause I'm a fuckin' virgin.
>>698124170
>throw away your anime figures
>dress normally
>shave and get a smart haircut
>don't be/stop being fat
>act like you've had sex a million times
>approach women
You're welcome
>>698122695
If you value your own time and money, then no.
It's like water, it's not that great unless you aren't getting any.
>>698122695
at first hell no.
eventually yes.
>>698124412
>I'm not even an anime fan fag
>I'm dressing normally
>I'm already prim
>I'm not fat
>k
>it will be hard, cause I'm quite shy
>>698123529
>i have never consumed a peanut butter and crisps sandwich.
>>698124837
go fuck a high class escort dude and be done with it
>>698124412
Femanon can confirm
>>698122695
Sex is like a good wank but even BETTER so of course it is something that people will desire. What makes sex more desirable and valuable is that it requires another person to be involved which requires more of a challenge and honor than just a wankily wank.
>>698125002
Hooker for a first time? Well, I don't know, but maybe it's the only way for me.
I'll never have sex. I have stretch marks on my body. Even if I lose weight and get ripped those marks are going to be such a turn off.
And I gave myself erectile dysfunction. FUCK
Yes
>>698122695
masturbating is a lot like eating tofu, it can sustain you, but never give you that complete feeling that real fucking meat can. So masturbating will never equal to the real thing, the pulsating feel of a vagina tighting around your cock, as you push deeper inside her to show her that her vaginas a lot deeper than she thinks,
>>698123575
it's because sex is nice, but lots of other activities are nice too.
Yes. Had a serious gf for 6 years. Fucked her at least 2000 times. Had a couple fuck buddies before and after her, couple hundred times with those. And a few random slays. Haven't had sex in 3 months and could care less. Too focused on my career, learning, saving etc. Unless a bitch wants to present her pussy to me, or I find someone I can date again I don't care if I don't fuck for the rest of the year.
>>698122695
Not if you do it with a hot chick.
I have fucked chicks that I really wish I'd just have jerked it instead.
I'm only alive because of the feeling of fucking pussy. Otherwise I would have checked out a long time ago.
If you're still a virgin tell your first partner because you don't want to do it with a condom.
In the strictest sense of the word, yeah it's over hyped. People make way to big a deal out of it to the point where it becomes a status thing and changes how they view themselves or other people. It's really not that big a deal.
That said, I don't think anyone's doubting it feels bretty gud. I don't think people exaggerated when they say good sex is one of the best things you can experience.
>>698122695
I missed sex a lot after having it so often with my first gf, then not havin it for 2-3 years. Have new gf, and...it got boring quick. I'd honestly rather fap
She's recently been pisses at me because I deny her sex. She wants it every time we chill and I'd rather have it maybe twice a week
>>698122695
eventually yes
>>698122695
No. In my case 9 times out of 10 it's somewhere between "ok" and "very nice", but 1 out of 10 it's mindblowing
>>698125297
How did you give yourself ED?
And yeah me too, Ive got stretch marks.
>>698122695
It is unless you have a fetish and someone to fulfill it. Therefore it is for me
>>698125297
for the first thing, lights off.
for the second, well, viagra.
>>698125261
If your old enough to be on this website and it hasn't happened for you yet, then yes. That's the only way for you.
Most normal fags get it done at 16-17
If you've never had sex, masturbating will sustain you forever. So if you're an autistic fuck head, don't have sex, cause you might learn you fucking love it, and it will ruin masturbating for you
>>698125001
Underrated post
>>698122695
Sex is a fad promoted by 9gag
Chicks dont give a shit about you having stretchmarks. not all women are as shallow as you believe. just get in good shape and dont be weird and have lots of friends.
>>698122695
THE SEWER KING IS DEAD!!!
RIP
>>698118563
does anybody have a link to the gallery? I've been looking for it forever
Sex is one of the pinnacles of human existence. But really it's like 10-15% better than masturbation if you are good at masturbation and your partner is good at the sex.
If you suck at bating sex will be much more profound and if your partner sucks at sex you will be like why the fuck didn't I just bate.
>>698125261
>Hooker for a first time? Well, I don't know, but maybe it's the only way for me.
Yeah but get a high class one, a 22 year old student girl that needs the money for her masters that sort of thing. In the Netherlands you can have that easy but It costs a lot 700 euro
>>698122695
depends man, there's good sex and there's bad sex
mostly there's ok sex, which is comparable to fapping
>>698125098
Tits or gtfo
Found Mr. Virgin White
>>698126451
>>698122695
gr8 tits, who is she?
>>698125754
Don't worry bro, I been giving it to her for you. - Chad
tfw you read the news and its saying 13 year olds should be given free condoms
tfw 21 year old kissless virgin
God tier fapping can be more pleasurable than sex sometimes, but sex leaves you feeling satisfied in a way that masturbation never will. Sex is something you crave on a carnal, animalistic level, and your emotions and hormones are tweaked to make you yearn for it and to feel better afterwards.
>>698122695
Sex while in love beats all. But that's mostly about the intamacy involved. I love watching my girl experience pleasure that I give her. It's like "Yeah, I did that".
Sex with casual hookups is just temporary fun. I'm less likely to eat pussy of a girl I don't really know.
Fuck buddy sex gets the complications without the intimacy
Hookers and escorts...I can't even comprehend. I'd rather put in some effort for even a doomed to fail relationship.
Yeah, sex is good. Better than masturbation.
>>698125098
rules are clearly stated
>>698127860
Spoken like someone who hasn't been in a relationship for >2 years
>>698126451
>>698122695
Anyone have more of her or a name?
For me, no. However, I've only had sex with one girl, my childhood best friend, highschool sweetheart and now girlfriend. Probably not a fair comparison to jerkin it because I love her and actually connect on a deeper level.
Basically shit sex is shit sex, if u don't know what ur doing or she doesn't and ur not In the mood a decent wank could beat it. However when u start to learn wtf ur actually doing its one of the best things u will experience in your life.
>>698128626
meant to say fiance, not girlfriend
>>698128626
thats whatcha need. this anon is on point
>>698128626
So very true. It's great when you love her.
Yep, like everything in life, it starts off exciting and then becomes standard, followed by mundane.
>>698122695
Protip: the only people who think sex is the greatest thing on earth are people who are not having any.
>>698129078
that's only casual sex. sex with someone you love never gets old.
I agree 100% with >>698128626
Very
>>698122695
Women are more beautiful than sex is fun, so it fucks with your head
It can get boring just like everything else. Huge difference between good sex and just fucking. But different people like different things. To some people it's their favorite fix; to others, it may not be preferable. Up to you to decide, OP.
>>698122695
I honestly wonder how much better life would be if I was that fucking attractive.
>>698129340
The greatest thing on the earth is getting into real, heavy combat for your first time. I highly reccommend you enlist in the marine corps for a couple tours worth. It's a lot of getting worked hard and living in shit conditions, but the combat is all more than worth it.
>>698128626
I'd kill to be you anon, even for a day. It's true. I miss you sarah.
>>698129340
Eh. I still consider it the single most fun activity I can participate in.
>>698124412
I have longer hair and still I am not virgin so hair is not the problem but I do agree with everything else
>>698123356
>/thread/
>>698122695
it's nice.
I miss it.
>>698123356
This.
>>698122695
Truthfully for me it just depends on how freaky a girl is. It's hard to find good mix of attractive qualities and her dong everything you want to, AND then you gotta get her to like you. Seems a lot simpler just to beat it.
But I think sex with someone you love would trump just about everything in the world.
>>698122695
With randos, most of the time, the answer is yes.
With a woman you care about and have excellent trust/chemistry, sex is absolutely NOT overrated.
Don't give up anon! We will all make it.
Tips:
practice talking to people (socially) in front of the mirror -> yes, this sounds super autistic and insane HOWEVER you will improve
the gym meme is not a lie -> lift, cardio and eat healthy
live your life to the fullest / find a hobby and group of friends that complements you and enriches your life
stop deathgripping your dick while you masturbate -> pussy, even the tightest, is nothing like choking the cum out of your dick by hand
put yourself outside of your comfort zone -> yes, it sucks when you fail, but you will grow as a person
never give up, always focus on yourself and improving whether that is your body, mind, spirit, family, career, education, etc
figure out WHO YOU ARE and then pursue/improve upon that each day -> BABY STEPS ANON
dont let these robots fool you; the love, time and affection offered by females is a GLORIOUS thing that you should enjoy
dont be afraid to work hard, fall/fail, and try again
now go out there and crush some sloots
>>698130734
God damn splendid post.
It's like money, having it isn't everything, but not having it is.
>>698122695
No but it get's really boring with the same partner after a while
Well... It depends... If the girl you are fucking enjoys it is so fucking amazing, if not... Yes is overrated.
I'm 7,9" and preaty thick, and sometimes I have no fun because they say it is painfull and I need to slow down. Last GF I had told me allways to slow down because I was damaging her...
Now I have a fuck-friend (if this is how it is called, sorry for my english) that enjoys my dick at its maximum, and I really enjoy it. She takes some pills, so I can cum in her, and the sensation when you cum after 20-40 minutes of hard sex is just amazing.
None if yall have really masturbated if you are cut. The foreskin feels just like a vagina.
If you think sex is that much better, ask any woman what they prefer for complete pleasure: A dick or a vibrator.
Its the same for a man but if you are cut don't bother arguing.Half your nerves are missing or damaged.
Only thing we need is good fap material.
>>698122695
How would I know, I'm a Virgin.
>>698122695
sex is the biggest high known to man
It's only overrated if you're a cutfag.
>>698124412
> virgin shitposting
Here's how to do it: approach a girl. Don't be autistic.
>>698132946
sorry to ruin your meme, but this is bullshit
>>698122695
No way brah
>>698132946
>implying the shaft is less sensitive than the head
kek
>>698133144
>cutfag detected
Look into it, foreskin is the pleasure center.
>>698125878
normal fag reporting
>>698122695
Where did you find a picture of my perfect 10/10 OP?
>>698133262
>cant read
(you)
>>698122695
It´s probably like everything. Some people like it more some less. I personally think it´s good once in a while making it the center of my life like some people do, well, that´s not me.
>>698133262
The shaft is used to stretch the inner foreskin which is mainly composed of stretch receptor nerves. Which provides a piece of the pleasure.
>>698124837
>>it will be hard, cause I'm quite shy
need to kill that shy excuse the moar u fail the better u get jussaying
>>698122695
Hm. There are basically two types: the typical /b/ where the woman is a sperm toilet, and then there's the kind where you get truly involved in trying to accomplish pleasure on both sides. If you're both fit and you've learned to control your orgasm, sex is second only to some extreme adrenaline rush sport, like hang gliding, racing, or extreme skiing. The reward is crazy great.
9 out of 10 times i would take a good back rub over sex...I find gentle fingers going over my back with some kissing and long hair running down my back more pleasurable then sex.
>>698132946
Fuck
>>698122695
I think so.
>>698122695
No it's not if you ask me but everyone is different. Some need it more than others. I need it almost daily and that is one of the reasons why I got myself a young wife that doesn't say no to me.
Yes, the allure of it is much better.
Bump
>>698130734
>practice talking to people (socially) in front of the mirror -> yes, this sounds super autistic and insane HOWEVER you will improve
like, literally talk OUT LOUD to your own reflection?
>>698123356
what this guy said
>>698132125
>If you think sex is that much better, ask any woman what they prefer for complete pleasure: A dick or a vibrator.
For physical pleasure, a vibrator.
Yet if women had to choose between giving up vibrators or dick for the rest of their lives (reproduction aside) they'd nearly all give up vibrators because actual sex is way better due to the mental side of it
>>698122695
it is if you don't have a big dick
>>698125297
stretch marks. have them since i was 15-16 y/o, and i was never overweight.
so overrated that anal actually feels better. i understood why some people are gay after having anal with my girlfriend for the first time
>>698125297
lmao dude, how would a girl even know you have stretch marks before she has sex with you
do you think she's gonna run the fuck away after you take your clothes off?
>>698125937
This
>>698137935
anal does not feel better physically unless the girls vagina is legitimately broken
the only reason some people prefer anal is because of the psychological aspect of it, it's just objectively less pleasurable physically
>>698122695
As a /b/tard who stopped coming here for a while and fixed his life, It's relative to each person.
>>698122695
Probably for you op you fucking faggot
>>698133407
>>698133262
because the foreskin prevents the head of the penis from touching anything, so when you DO touch it....
OP you tucking beta faggot, pull your dick out your ass and grab the nearest bitch you see
Plz post update
>>698133426
>On 4chan
>Not a virgin
Pick one
>>698125001
kekd
Dubs and op is confirmed beta fag
>>698138899
checked
>>698138899
>double dubs checked
>>698138899
Well that settles it
>>698123529
This happens with maybe 1 in 10 sex partners. Maybe im bad at sex.
>>698124662
Suuuuper underrated post, I don't agree completely but it's pretty much totally true.
>>698122695
if you have low testosterone then yes.
Ways to stop being a virgin.
1. Have money. We all know why.
2. Be charismatic, a good personality is way more important for a girl than a good body.
3. Be handsome, this can help you, but is really not so helpfull.
4. Have a great body, girls are bitches, no one saves. The only thing you need to fuck a girl is to make her hot. Once they're hot, they do allmost anything (by experience) (Yes, I fucked her in the ass you were thinking right).Having a great body is a good way to aproach them.
5. Go to parties/public plances/anywhere unless your house. One way to know girls is going out, you can go to take lessons, you can go to the park... Anything you like, the fastest way is by going out with your friends (by experience).
6. Loose your shame, shame is not going to help you to get any girl.
Good ways to loose your shame are:
-The easiest one: getting drunk, not recommended unless you can't do any of the others.
-Another one could be start speaking with unknown people, just force yourselve to speak with them, you will see how you start improving.
-Don't think too much, thinking too much is another problem, you won't do anything if you just think a lot about it.
-Try to make new friends, not internet friends.
-And another one could be... Don't try to be someone different. The best way to loose your shame is to be proud of yourselve (I know that this maybe seems to contradict the "have a great body", "be handsome" and "be charismatic", but it's not, I JUST WANT YOU TO BE PROUD OF YOURSELVE)
MOST IMPORTANT STEP
In the next comment
>>698137546
>mental side
She can get that also from you treating her like a princess. Unfortunately men are not as emotional as women.
>>698123356
Head definitely feels better, but intercourse is more satisfying. Like a delicious small gourmet plate vs a hearty meal.
>>698139153
7. You won't get anything if you don't put things in action. You need to learn how to interact with a girl, how to aproach them, and how to talk with them.
Good ways to do this are:
-Talk to them like you would talk to a friend, not by being girls are so much different.
-Don't think all the time on fucking them, they will notice.
-Don't be nervous, they wont bite you (and if they do you will like it ;) ) A good way to avoid that is to do the first way.
-Don't be ashamed of failing, there are plenty of girls, if 4 says no, the fifth will say yes, stay possitive.
-Maybe aproaching them is the most difficult step, because you need to aproach them without freaking them out.
Good ways are:
+ Trying to find something in common, for example... If you see she is reading a book you know, go ahead and try to speak with her about it.
+ This one works very rarely with non-turbo-bitches, but it can work. If you are in a party, try to dance with some girl, even if you don't know it, you have to have the initiative, they want to see that in a man, maybe, is one of the most important things.
+ And another way could be... Just starting to speak with her, you will get surprised of how well this works, the bad thing is that you have to be very creative and very charismatic to do that, because once there's silence, you fucked it.
Well... Right now I really don't know what more I can tell you to help you getting girls, but I think that if you can do at least 4 of the 7 thing I've said, you should really not have problems.
Later I will tell you how to keep a relation, place where I failed several times since I learned how. But just if you want.
Sorry for my english.
>>698138596
You just admitted to being a virgin right there, which is fine, but that doesn't mean other people are virgins. Grow up dude.
>>698139291
No one is going to read that you cunt.
>>698139450
Straight to the point, I like it
>>698124412
You're forgetting money. Having a good job that pays well allows you to scratch a couple of things off that list.
>>698139430
That's a fucking lie. You know you are, admit it.
>>698139450
I read it since my attention span is greater than that of a 3-year old.
>>698139450
Hmpf... Sorry for tying yo help you then...
>>698122695
Splooging baby batter without condoms into a womans waiting cervix is the greatest feeling.
>>698139735
> Until you have to pay child support as Mr. Baby Daddy.
>>698123529
Opiates are god tier. More so then sex, sorry bud.
>>698122695
Mostly. HOWEVER, if you find a girl who really knows how to fuck it's great. The depressing downside is that most women after her will pale in comparison.
>>698122695
No it isn't. But that doesn't mean it has to occupy your life either.
>>698139803
Unless you get married to a non millenial non tumblarina who got a degree in physical therapy
>>698124662
Fucking truth
>>698122695
mdma is way better. either im a homosex or just getting old, but sex is getting boring and isnot really important to me now.
>>698137372
That's what he said, what's the point in looking at the mirror and thinking thoughts? Talk, start a conversation and try and keep it interesting. Think about what another person might say and veer the conversation to meet those predictions. If you have no social interaction this literally cannot hurt.
>>698122695
Real talk, I think that for some people it's really the center of their world and it's how they find truth, self-expression, all the good things.
For other people, it's not good at all. And most people fall somewhere in between. Just kinda depends on who you are and where you find profundity.
>>698139726
Your help is unwanted you half breed
>>698123529
Heroin beats the feeling of sex. Not even a debate.
Don't do heroin though.
>>698140064
Point well-made.
>>698130734
This is the single most intelligent thing I've ever read on /b/
How would OP know?
>>698125297
Dude, chicks don't care. I mean, some do of course, but plenty of (hot) ones don't. If you are an interesting, confident man with a quality job, you will be awash in pussy, stretch marks or not. Source: me. And we live in a world in which Viagra exists. Get over the self pity and get out there.
>>698130112
Justin?
>>698125603
First time no condom. It's the only way.
Anyone have tips on how to get over not having sex?
Ex wife and I split now I've got our two kids full time. Most of the time I'm focused on more important shit and could care less....but then buddies will mention sex and it drives me into my naturally high sex drive.
>>698140261
I know now, have fun being virgin or having to pay the rest of your life ;). I won't say anything more.
>>698122695
It depends on how old you are. If you get it for free, no, it's properly rated.
>>698140478
Prostitutes. It's what I do. 2-3 times a week. Different ones whenever I want.
>>698126451
just keep in mind this picture of perfection will be a nagging hag in 20 years. "love" IS that fleeting.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/rsultan/37-bond-girls-then-and-now
its easy to be in love with love when all you ever do is look at pictures on the net
>>698140493
100% cuck
>>698122695
no
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>>698123356
>>698124775
>>698125603
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>>698130305
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>>698132125
>>698136884
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>>698137935
These people are depressed/virgin fags who cant enjoy life or have never seen a vagina irl. Sex is objectively the best feeling a human male can experience, and very high up there psychologically. The reason some people dont like it is the same reason some people dont like weed, theyre both highs, somebody who doesnt enjoy the high of drugs probably doesnt enjoy the highs of sex either.
>>698125704
>>698127588
>>698127860
>>698130719
>But I think sex with someone you love would trump just about everything in the world.
>>698132814
>>698133678
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>>698138238
These anon's are obviously experienced and know exactly what theyre talking about, congratulations
>>698125297
>>698125773
>>698137772
Stretch marks aren't a huge turn off to women, its honestly a non-issue, and even then, they will mostly go away with time, especially if youre applying stuff such as witch hazel.
Yeah, unless you have a fetish and you're getting fetish sex. But I wouldn't know, so I'll just give you a solid yeah
>>698137546
See this is not totally true. My girlfriend has a vibrator and doesn't use it at all because she always stops herself before she finishes, she can't reach orgasm very well on her own because the sensation is too intense. Which is where I come in, I give her the sensation but I don't stop when she's about to cum like she would do. So she basically only gets off when I'm giving her sex, which is why she wants sex all the time and I'm fucking exhausted.
>>698140300
There's bits of wisdom sprinkled all over b if you know where to look you hooker
Sex is two pieces of a puzzle.
>Men: it's a buildup that requires release so we don't go insane
>Women: it's like a part of you is missing and the dick is what completes it
tl;dr it's a part of life, creates life, and is not overrated
>>698140731
She NEVER stops before orgasm. That's just what she tells you so you don't cry like a bitch.
>>698140693
Like you're an expert lol
>>698140782
>>Men: it's a buildup that requires release so we don't go insane
until you learn to recirculate
>>698122695
It's not a matter of rating.
It's like eating pizza. Some people like it, some love it, some can't live without it. Some people haven't tried it or have tried a shitty version and can't understand why so many people love it.
Sex is overrated like pizza is overrated.
Just for some.
Slowly easing her wet pussy as she gasps and moans into your ear. Feeling her bite your neck as her warm cunt tightens in ecstasy round your throbbing cock.
Pushing hard into her and feeling her grind against you. As she cums for the forth time and you cum with her and in those moments you are everything and nothing. As the most sought after feeling in the history of humanity drenches you to the core.
Is that over rated?
No, don't listen to these autists who say otherwise, it's just shouldn't consume your life.
>>698140915
No she get's extremely sensitive when I eat her out or finger her, she starts squirming and actually pulls me away. The only time she doesn't/can't pull me away is when we're having sex.
>>698140693
>watch as a guy replies to 20 people with 4 different paragraphs to disagree with them and start it off by calling those people depressed
kek kill yourself fucking loner
>>698141246
this anon knows what he's talking about
>>698141256
thanks for your contribution to the conversation faggot, because I spent time doing that it has no validity? kys
I've fallen in love with a girl who I'm SHURE is Asexual, so I'm starting to think about the life without too much sex.
Hearing about people quitting relasionships because of not enough sex kinda scares me, cause i really want it to work with this girl
it's addicting once you have sex you are always seeking it out. not all sex is good though depends on the partner, 9 times out 10 if she's a virgin it really isn't that great unless you like having her out of the equation and making her cry in pain.
>>698141685
I don't like to brag but I can fuck.
TO BATTLE!!!!!!!1!11111
>>698133407
Do you suck your own dick alot too fam?
>>698142248
this fuckin guy
>>698142251
fuck off faggot
>>698122695
only when you don't match up with your partner well. At first it will be exciting and awesome but if she doesn't like the stuff you like, eventually it will become boring. Then it is all about new and old. Though when you get someone that is into all the dirty shit you are into, you can keep that exciting for a long time.
>>698122695
no , its best and most important thing in life but has to be combined with love
>>698140693
Teach me your ways senpai.
>>698122695
It depends on your income and career.
There is a staggering correlation between income/career and sex drive. Outliers exist.
When I worked min-wage jobs, I was obsessed with sex. Why? More time to think about it and less stress overall.
As I progressed my career, my drive decreased. I'm at a point now where my wife and I have sex 1-2 times per month. If it was up to me, I'd take a pill to totally get rid of libido because it's a waste of time.
Sex is over-rated
>>698142813
>There is a staggering correlation between income/career and sex drive
Not true at all lmao
Sex is fucking incredible. The fact that I can use my dick to make a bitch experience nothing but pure ecstasy is one of the ultimate highs next to busting my nut in her after she cums.
Would recommend.
Honestly I'm dating and fucking a very attractive skinny girl for the last year, and I'm an overweight 5 on a good day. So to everyone saying they won't ever have sex, just try and fake confidence and learn to be more charismatic. A lot of girls like funny, and they will overlook your disgusting body because of it.
Having said, yes sex is pretty overrated. But its still great.
not if you're bald
>>698123529
>the face she makes when you grab her tits and nut inside her and she stops pretending to orgasm and grabs the child support paperwork
>>698143008
Mhmmm I feel like I know you. Live in Missouri
sex is overrated - i knew it you fucking horny monkeys
>>698142410
Fuck off back to redit with your gay Spock memes
>>698122695
depends on the talent
>>698143188
Canada here, sorry bro.
>>698123529
found the rapist
>>698143000
>The fact that I can use my dick to make a bitch experience nothing but pure ecstasy is one of the ultimate highs next to busting my nut in her after she cums.
they are faking it dude, that what gets them paid
>>698143922
Quiet, faggot.
>>698123356
Nah. Blowjobs are overrated. Sex is great with some girls. Others not so much.
>>698143170
exactly dude, it amazing that men fall for this shit
> oh your the dick master! so powerful!
>>698143170
>>698144143
>>698144248
Stop fucking stupid sluts then
>>698123975
This guy gets it
>>698122695
Yes and no. Physically, for a man, sex is definitely overrated. Mentally, oh god. Been doing it every weekend for 5 years straight and it's still sooooo great...
>>698144221
>Nah. Blowjobs are overrated. Sex is great with some girls. Others not so much.
sex is boring as fuck and the negatives dont even come close to the so called positives
the reason why men cant get over it is because it provides a distraction from the realities of life which are incredibly depressing(at first at least).
most prefer to live in ignorance, fuck around for 40 years or so and then die.
>>698125474
>it's because sex is nice, but lots of other activities are nice too.
>>698144325
>Stop fucking stupid sluts then
ya man your girls are just so great
defy what every man in history has known who actually has experience with women
>>698144353
>gets it
>>698143922
>>698144404
found the virginest virgin in this thread
you mean underrated
>>698144582
ive had sex many times
>>698144484
hes right just stop fucking twisted bitches
my ranking
handjobs < jerking off < blowjobs < sex
but then sometimes jerking > sex if it is bad
>slide dick in
>golden warmth
>like dick is melting
>sliding in and out in awe
>cant even tell if your dick is hard or soft
>put hands on her tits and grasp them as you slide in and out of her
>her eyes roll back as she enjoys your dick in her
>pound away
>not even sure when youre gonna cum
>suddenly youre overwhelmed
>you thrust into her hard balls deep
>feel the life drain out of you
>your dick melting
>shes panting and moans
>you feel your dick pulsing
>you feel her pussy clench around your dick
>she claws your back
>you go to get off her but she pulls you onto her and kisses you
>she wants you to lay there in her
oh yeah not overrated at all
>>698122695
Sex with you is almost certainly overrated, op. Rather than getting interested in learning how to fuck properly (ie, actually fucking actual women and actually learning something for a change), you are on /b/ asking for cunt advice from a pack of parmavirgies. Srsly fgt...
>mfw
>>698144786
I can't fucking tell which ones are which though.
>>698144955
obviously, if people could tell there wouldnt be a problem in the first place
>>698144837
You have a very unrealistic view of sex. If this is actually what happens for you every time them tell me what porno you live in.
Anybody over 7.5" will always take blowjobs over sex. You literally can't fuck someone if you're above average. All you can do is half-thrusts while being stressed about hurting her, I hate sex I'd rather always get blowjobs
>>698124837
Why would define yourself that way?
You're no more timid than the Tyrannosaurus.
Go buy a pack of harsh ass cigarettes. Smoke one right in the entrance of a grocery store. Challenge the world to send someone your way to stop you. Act like you didn't realize you'd done anything wrong. Accidentally on purpose insult a beautiful woman's hair next time you're at a Denny's. Call your mom a nigger in front of other people. Shrug it off. Stop being sorry for the space you take up.
You're entitled to exist as much as the tallest tree on earth. Write champion on your bathroom mirror with a dry erase marker. Drink whiskey til you puke in the sink under that very same "champion".
And for the sake of human survival, regard your seed as a gift and any woman blessed to take it as the privelaged.
Women are our equal in this regard. Not something to be objectified by their pedastals and worshiped. They are akward apes we fuck with down in the mud. Just dont forget to be a gentleman about it.
>>698145277
virgin detected
>>698145277
get a load of this virgin
>>698144484
it's funny how easy it is to tell which people had shitty mothers
>>698145277
>You have a very unrealistic view of sex. If this is actually what happens for you every time them tell me what porno you live in.
exactly, too much porn.
sex is kinda like taking a shit or something, it's like you have to do it- esp if there's a woman around. she expects it and if you dont do it shes gonna flip out. that's sex.
>>698122695
>>698126451
In case anyone was wondering, Veronica Vice is her porn name.
>>698125564
You have done it enough times for it to lose its magic and value though.
>>698145635
>it's funny how easy it is to tell which people had shitty mothers
my mother was GREAT, you have no idea what youre talking about.
>>698145655
>In case anyone was wondering, Veronica Vice is her porn name.
just shows you how stupid these guys are and how easy women fool them. put their hair a certain way, camera lighting/filter a certain way and suddenly SHES A GODDESS!
here she is licking a ball sack
think of how many women are pulling this same exact innocent game every fucking day?
>>698122695
Jupp, It's overhyped as fuck. The sex I had in dreams as a 12-16yo were 10 times better than the real deal. Still pretty nice though.
https://join.skype.com/jgB1e671U2Zo
>>698145733
if she didn't immediately disprove your weird ideas of how all women act then i highly doubt that
>>698124837
You're not shy, you take shit to seriously. Stop thinking rejections are a big deal and shia labeouf meme
>>698146177
>if she didn't immediately disprove your weird ideas of how all women act then i highly doubt that
femanon detected
good mothers warn their sons about women
>>698124662
Truth
>>698132946
Most people are comparing it to head and jerking off, that alone makes your point retarded.
>>698146370
>>698146177
why do you think whores always complain about men's mothers?
>>698122695
Yes and no.
Overrated things can still be amazing
So I guess it depends on how awesome a person thinks it's going to be.
Licking a ballsack.
lel.
>>698133063
>don't be autistic
Kek
>>698146763
>Licking a ballsack.
shows you how easily women fool men
even when I saw that pic Im thinking OMG PERFECT HONEYMOON THIS GIRL IS AWESOME
then shes sucking on a random scrotum
they dont even need to put effort in, just make a suggestion and men fill in the rest because THEY WANT TO BELIEVE. They really want to believe that women are innocent because if they can't believe that they become psychologically disturbed.
>>698139833
for real. used them for years until two fentanyl overdoses. realized it's time to move forward.
10/10 but still wouldn't recommend
>>698133063
Well fuck. What does one do if they're autistic?
>>698147161
Fuck autistic chicks
With a woman at least. They hate duck and only have sex to get things but men love dick and want it all the time
>>698146010
>here she is licking a ball sack
I'm sure she didn't enjoy it.
sometimes GODDESSES need to pay the rent.
Yes, its all in da mind
>>698122695
absolutely. even good sex is just good. there are many things that are just... better
>>698147760
Somebody plays the hand they're dealt and you sound so bitter.
>>698148007
women WANT sex to be the most valuable sought after thing in the world because they are the ones who have this product and they have it in almost limitless supply(until they turn roughly 35 at least)
sex is like that big mac picture at mcdonalds. it looks so good. like its going to satisfy every hunger you ever had if you eat it. then you unload 7 bucks and get yourself a Super Size Big Mac meal. Your 7 dollars are gone, you now have a greasy fucked up looking burger in front of you. wow that's kinda shitty- but you spend the 7 bucks and then you eat it. It tastes kinda good, maybe, and by the time your done you feel sick. You wish you never did it, but you can't complain because then you look like an ass, and everywhere people are saying how much they love Big Macs. Big Mac here, Big Mac there.
that's basically love and marriage.
it's a lame ass burger advertisement.
>>698147760
>sometimes GODDESSES need to pay the rent.
sometimes GODDESSES are full of shit whores who deserve to live in the gutter
everyone's gotta pay the rent
if you suck shlong to do it you only prove you are the lowest form of humanity
>>698122695
Sex becomes overrated.
Sex with new partners does not.
Like there is a brief period, the first 3 to 6 months I'd say that are amazing, you're learning each other, it's all hormones driving you and you are fucking like rabbits.
Eventually it fades though and you're left with a relationship and life gets in the way, its not as important to have sex, and maintenance sex becomes a thing. You still have the hot moments but they are fewer....
So it depends I guess. If you can fuck a new person constantly, it's amazing, the first time you cum into a girl and look into her face and she realizes it, bites down on her lip and pulls you in deeper is amazing.
Nothing beats it.
>>698124170
You should relinquish the idea that sex is the ultimate or singular goal in your life. If you don't have outrageous problems with your appearance, get involved in social activities and be sincere with people.
Just sit down at the beach with friends and drink beer and unless you guys are acting like dicks/weirdos they will come to you.
I usually only have sex like once a year. Actually before last time I was on kind of close to a 3 year stretch with no sex.
For awhile I did actively use dating sites and had tons of sex though. But I basically just burnt myself out and gave up after that.
>>698148536
spoken like a wizard
God bless
>>698149010
found the rapist
Fuck niggers
>>698122695
Not for the first time if you're a guy. The moment you stick your penis in a wet vagina is an incredible experience. But it does go down hill after your first 30...
>>698149274
that dude actually looks kinda bad ass actually
if he hit the gym he'd be pretty intimidating
wizardhood is not to be overlooked. wizards are highly trustworthy, they dont give into women and tend to be highly factual. the fact that you view this type of person as completely negative shows how much women influence your thinking.
isaac newton was celibate his whole life
so was tesla
so were countless other names in history
>>698148536
you've had sex with one person
>>698122695
Only of you're doing it wrong or not getting it.
Learn to fuck nigger
>>698149537
agreed.
>>698122695
Yeah. It's messy sheets get crusty. Your dick has white shit all over it. If you cum inside it's a baby anxiety you get all month until she bleeds.
just fap and go on with your day.
This need for a gf/wife is overrated
>>698149566
>you've had sex with one person
keep dreaming femanon
youre gonna have to think up some kind of new racket after you turn 30
you should ask Zoe Quinn what she did
>>698123529
Heroine. Extasy LSD
Just a to name a few that are way fucking better than any vagina
>>698149552
>the fact that you view this type of person as completely negative shows how much women influence your thinking.
I meant wizard in a good way. The fact that you had no facts is unpleasant. His comparison was good though. I am at teh stage where i can approach women but i just over think what i should say as a conversation opener.
>>698122695
not until you have lots of it. kek, virgins
>>698149813
>just fap and go on with your day.
go wizard
no fap
no porn
>>698130734
best post.
great advice.
pics not related, but is Olympic themed.
>>698149984
>I am at teh stage where i can approach women but i just over think what i should say as a conversation opener.
THEY WANT MONEY
if you have money and power they will suddenly find everything you say to be brilliant. women ARE that shallow.
dont listen to ppl tell you that pursuit of money is bullshit, if you want women that is the only way.
>>698139068
no maybe about it, son. i may not have made every girl orgasm, but 10%? your cock game is weak.
>>698150214
>dont listen to ppl tell you that pursuit of money is bullshit, if you want women that is the only way.
Oh i believe you, if i was a girl that would be the way i operate as well.
Casual sex is overrated
Loving sex is underrated
>>698150446
This is all anyone needs to know. A lot of anons are cynical and pessimistic in this thread about love and marriage.
My wife and I dated for 3 years before getting married. Not this 3-6 month bullshit people are doing now and then ending up unhappy not long after. After we got married, I swear, somehow the sex is just getting better and better.
>>698150446
This right here my dudes
>tfw I will never have it as good again
Life isn't worth living
>>698123356
Pussy feels better but head has a better orgasm
>>698123356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYqK26rrHbg
>>698150864
shes just going for a longer term strategy
a relationship like you have is probably the ideal, but that doesnt change the fact that she's using you. She just wants a more stable and prolonged relationship. its probably the best way to go.
check back with us when you got three crying mouths to feed, a mortgage, in laws and all the other standard fun in the type of marriage youre in.
its a kind of social constraint cage, but at least you know what you get. your gonna work your life away to raise a bunch of kids, you wife has a very good chance of divorcing you, and is practically guaranteed to drive you fucking nuts.
After beeing a neet and a virgin, the physical act of sex isnt all thats its cracked up to be. It feels great but honestly unless you can maintain an erection and go multiple times its better to just jerk off cause youre still going to need that orgasm to feel good.
>>698151256
rather get some hare
>>698150214
I've fucked hot girls when I was broke and just painting in my apartment. You've never actually had sex. I guarantee.
>>698148536
You sound like a Red Pill guy who just reads every single post but doesn't actually act on it in person
>>698122695
Casual and random shit tends to be.
Doing it with somebody you love is always great because your not trying to impress.
Find somebody who loves you for you, not for a casual fucking fling.
>>698122695
meh.... I have had some mind blowing orgasims, and other times, I should have just jacked it instead, or at least make her do the work.
>>698151840
the "artist" is a status symbol for the affluent woman. It shows she has the ability to CHOOSE, that she has economic power and is not subject to male dominance.
it's a show of power to other women.
if you pose as someone who values BEAUTY over other things, she will have sex with you to prove other women that men cannot dominate her. in the sex equation there are ALWAYS other women involved, they are always present to speculate on the relationship, compare, contrast, boast etc.
there are also always rich men around to provide to the women, usually daddy but sometimes they are cheating on the husband or got divorced and have alimony/child support.
>>698152229
if the woman in question is ever deprived of that basic material support she will have nothing to do with the "artist" type whatsover. She will actually deride and insult him typically for being "unmanly"
>>698152063
>>698151840
I'm at this weird place in my health where sex either goes for a good amount of time, she gets off, but I lose the ability to cum, or I cum but it doesn't last that long and she doesn't get off.
Sometimes it feels like I'm going to have a heart attack
>>698122695
sex is like taking ambien and jerking off with the wrong hand
It's an inconvenient nut
>>698122695
It's not something I could give up. It'd be like trying to not eat.
>>698132946
Kek
Literally no girl in my rich affluent town will touch an uncut dick, bc it literally is acciciated with being poor, ghetto and gross.
Have fun with your poor ass ethnic women who are willing to go for your cheese dick.
And the sensitivity thing? Pthhhhhhhhhh good excuse to justify your parents not forking up some cut money.
Fact. Never has a girl said "ew youre circumzised" fact "multitudes of women wont touch an ant eater needle cheese dick"
>>698152229
i did drugs and painted and usually disrespected them idk what you are saying my friend
Blowjob > sex any day
It depends on your partner. If you find an attractive girl who'll do anything to please you and is good in bed, it's really as good as the hype.
Obviously, it doesn't always work out that way.
>>698153280
found the jew / muslim
