Faces of /b/ and rate
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Faces of /b/ and rate
>>698121999
sweet shades bro
Sub /b/
>>698121999
sweet trips too
>>698122520
noice
Bamps
>>698122071
wishes to fuck white girls and tries to act more manly around them but they find it artificial / 10
>>698121999
>>698124420
cute
>>698121999
uses this photo on dating portals couse he knows that girls we spot the reflection of his (propably rented) boat / 10
Hey my name is Stanley.
>>698122520
smokes weed but hard drugs are not appealing to him; would like to have a girlfriend that wouldn't accept his habbit so he has to do it secretly / 10
>>698124749
always avoids controversial subjects so people find talking to him boring; wishes his skin was a little bit paler / 10
>>698121999
Noice beard. Trim the stache tho
>>698125187
I like you. do you do black people too?
>>698125491
Bold move, dude.
>>698121999
On break at work
>>698125491
his father wishes that he becomes an engineer like himself but he is into design or arts / 10
I'm drunk and it's my birthday, here's my gay ass picture where I'm artistic n shit.
>>698126057
Happy bday, have some folk punk
https://youtu.be/v0dUnoecoZ0
>>698126057
age?
>>698125774
would have achieved more if he wasn't a man of principle or lazy / 10
>>698126372
Hahah but if both, I just love cooking man
>>698125536
just post
>>698121999
can't r8 since you have those faggy overprice pieces of shit on your face.
>>698122071
underage b&
>>698122520
looks like a fag. no r8 cause of stupid glasses on your face. do you think you are leon or some shit?
>>698124420
underage b&. 7/10. might go up if you work out and fill in.
>>698124749
6.5/10
>>698125491
9/10
>>698125774
6/10. lose some weight and learn to trim that awful shit on your face.
>>698126057
filter/10
>>698126057
girls find him interesting at the begining but the quickly get bored and leave before he can fuck them / 10
>>698126351
Turned 19 today, yeah yeah newfag or that I was on /b/ when I was underaged, fuck me,
>>698126307
Hey thanks dude.
>>698126701
despite knowing that you would be more succesful with women if not so nice he keeps on being the nice guy / 10
>>698126907
Holy fuck, you hit the nail right on the head.
>>698126701
Nice guy/10
>>698127432
big ass nose/10
>>698127212
remembers that he held hands with a girl once he was 11 / 10
>>698126701
10/10
>>698124420
4/10
>>698122520
2/10
>>698127771
Yeup
>>698127432
Disrespectful paki/10
>>698127885
this even you?
>>698128036
Latino my bro
>>698127432
sophisticated girls don't like his vibe when he hits on them and they look for an excuse to cut off the conversation / 10
>>698128142
Tits??
>>698128142
kind of naive, altruistic and idealistic but pretty smart on the other hand / 10
>>698124749
Prove to me that you aren't from Whoville.
It's not that you are necessarily unattractive, just that you look strangely similar to a Dr. Seuss character in a manner that frightens me.
>>698128068
Shut up and rate
>>698128142
5/10
>>698126701
8/10
>>698126057
5/10
>>698125774
Omar mateen/10
>>698128427
despite everyone saying that he looks good (especially his family) he can't get a girlfriend and is not willing to lower his standards / 10
>>698126057
the edge involved in creating this photograph shall not go un-noticed/10
>>698128663
Can't get a girlfriend because I'm married. Which I think is a little bit worse than being single.
>>698128663
And who was saying I look good? You think I look good? Aww, thank you, fag.
Got glasses recently, how'd they look?
>>698128960
bad
Fuck it
>>698129168
thats an ugly picture in a way that presents your face as uglier than it had to. take a better picture and perhaps you will actually look okay. its almost like youre trying to be non-photogenic
>>698128616
6.5
>>698128616
his game is too slow and he is too reserved; even if a girl likes him, she eventually gets frustrated because he does not make the next step / 10
>>698128960
id take them off, put you in makeup and stockings and fuck you for sure.
>>698128960
people constantly laugh about his looks but they don't consider it cruel because he does not look that bad but just very weird / 10
>>698129168
inmate / 10
>>698128540
hot as fuck
>>698129597
pretty accurate lol
>>698128540
overly optimisitc and shallow; married but secretly loves that other girl / 10
>>698129711
Close. Summer school.
>>698128960
Without
Literally first time doing this
Only night security shifts 90% of the time will fuck your eyes up. More bags than usual
>>698130015
blurry eurofag
>>698128960
gel your hair or cut it off. As it is it's not working for you.
The glasses only serve to make you look even more like the nice, shy guy. Some people can pull that off, you however cannot. Also shave your barely visible moustache. Good beards come with age. Don't rush it.
considering you're only at most 17, I'll be lenient. 5/10
Sup /b/ its me you know? The great big mouth
>>698130015
better without glasses
>>698125774
Younger, more attractive keemstar 7/10
>>698130158
corey taylor/10
noice.
>>698130015
id shorten the sides of your hair and then ramp the front up. the swooshing across your face thing makes you look like a wannabe skater stuck in his late middle school style
>>698130158
id both fuck and be fucked by you in a consensual manner
>>698130017
Better one of me without wiped out eyes
>>698128142
stone cold bitch that takes too much after your overprotective mother/10
>>698130615
Oof that's a blurry one, fuck do I have no pics of me?
>>698129437
wtf?
>>698130681
where im from is printed on my shirt. well done anon, you were wrong when it was most difficult to be wrong
>>698130862
figured it was worth a shot
>>698128142
Lenore?
>>698130966
you're in the wrong thread bro, why would u say that?
>>698131179
Not that guy but calm down he only made a suggestion chillax brah
>>698129168
Jontron younger, more retarded brother, bongtron
>>698129796
starts to hate the daily routine / 10
>>698131179
the wrong thread? /b/ is the thread that allows pretty much anything so long as its not blatantly illegal. if anything its the right thread.
>>698131530
its a picture of me right after awakening on a couch so that is to be expected i suppose
>>698130017
russian ask if he speaks russian or speak russian to him straigh away... wishes he looked more badass / 10
>>698130158
has both plenty good and plenty bad memories. wishes her sister would get a better job / 10
>>698130017
least likely to intimidate any sort of threatening individual/10
>>698131587
yeah but why the fuck did u say it to me
>>698130158
wont go bald in the future regardless of the fact that bald with the occasional beanie would be your ideal look/10
>>698129796
would do/10
>>698131994
because i like to fuck things that appear as you do? all youd need is a little change of outfit
Zozzle me
>>698131718
>>698131964
We'll they're both me, I do more community policing. Looking intimidating is what my coworkers do. I mostly just talk situations down, and smoke cigarettes :p
>>698132218
will always look too young to do adult things but is capable of pulling basic bitches because of how generic he looks/10
sure why not
>>698132364
just ate a warhead candy/10
>>698132571
jew/10
>>698132571
>>698132218
doesn't get girls and is frustrated because doesn't know how to step up his game / 10
rate me fellas
>>698132641
dude that's rude
>>698132682
kækked
r8 me
>>698132793
thinks that he can do anything if he has a good exuse / 10
>>698130158
hot af, MOAR
>>698121999
Hey op are you me?
>>698132571
obviously a jew but im less racist than most so ill admit that youre a relatively charming rat
>>698133005
raped several times by his unkle/10
>>698132571
once was bullied so decided to grow some muscles and used steroids. appears to have multiple personalities but hasn't been diagnosed / 10
>>698132333
but im ugly i dont understand
>>698132218
grow a beard, then we'll talk 7/10
>>698133005
Would smoke with, get me drunk enough and you can have a handy/8
>>698132571
cool guy/10
>>698132216
scandinavian/10
>>698133192
Um sure ok
>>698133204
op is clearly more attractive than you, mostly because of your less than great beard. plus im discounting you because you have two fantastic wingmen that make you look like a goddamn stud in comparison
r8
i'm a guy
>>698133204
fears of suceeding of getting a girlfriend because he would not want to introduce her to his friends / 10
>>698133331
without make up most chicks are ugly. tis a fact of life, son
Rate this bois and gals! I used makeup and everything today gave it my all!
what is this faggotry of a thread
>>698133560
well gee golly, we never would have guessed, eh fellas?
>>698133560
breaks hearts of the beta boys and manipulates them / 10
>>698133560
Could have fooled nobody.
>>698133754
well at least I get sex, those are hickeys on my neck from two different women
>>698133205
bro, I'm gypsy... same shit, different asshole, I know.
>>698133273
never bullied, never a bully. Just like to lift.
>>698133363
thnx brahirrim
>>698133557
what the fuck ist wrong with this world? don't girl like young yet mature boys? / 10
>>698133005
>>698129368
So you're saying I have potential?
>>698133560
could be attractive with less ridiculous facial piercings. also, hickeys dont make you cool, they make you a tool
>>698132216
didnt even get rated, welp
Spanish nigga
>>698121999
sheeeiitttt
>>698133560
don't care what you are, I'd fuck and cuddle you.
>>698133980
im saying ill never know, because that picture is so fucking horribly set up
>>698132571
>>698134077
taken from someone elses profile/10
>>698133445
i don't even try getting laid and i have sex with 8s and 9s all the time but once i try to score with 10s i fail / 10
>>698133557
I'd slam
>>698133357
>>698133962
Aw thanks guy, I'm flattered
>>698134077
i am look less sophisticed that i am so will use some complex words / 10
>>698134466
Guys*
>>698133560
Would smash and smoke with. Fingers in Burts, all around
>>698134077
erik?
R8 m8
>>698134770
one with no make up and weird face please, also dont contour your lips
>>698134770
Guy posting picture of girl he's into instead of himself/10
>>698134234
dudee whatttt
>>698132216
people avoid me despite i haven't done anything bad / 10
>>698134546
I look sophisticated?? Damn you fooled me anon
>>698133005
people mistake me for a cool guy who likes to party / 10
>>698135203
Spot on bro
>>698134770
cute face, lipstick is not so nice imo, too dark
H-hi
>>698135930
what's that moustache/10
My hurt is endless and unsolvable
Pls kill me
>>698136160
;) haven't gotten it waxed in a while
>>698135864
who dis??? I can only imagine
>>698134770
11/10
Why not.
>>698121999
rest in peace Sewer King
>>698135025
at least you noticed
>>698121999
Guess who?
>>698136390
Would get showered in your chad piss/10
>>698134939
ded. Did not contour, my skin is just uneven. *very normal face
>>698134969
Feels bad man
>>698137441
When A hurricane bouta hit but you're already dead inside/10
>>698137201
Slightly androgynous but cute. 5 or 6 out of 10
>>698134770
would fuck, where you from
>>698121999
bad quality + im ugly
>>698136542
6/10
>>698136390
The fuckboi/10
>>698136390
Post pic not blocking lower face?
>>698137441
Post shadeless pic plox
>>698137963
Very pale, not sure if filtered, otherwise, just decentish
>>698121999
one of the last amongst the swedish people joining in.
>>698137769
Your dreams
>>698121999
Rate with shades on what a fag
>>698138225
You got that scandi nose bro
Decide my f8 with a r8 m8
>>698138409
thanks /b/rother
>>698137201
Okay, now asshole spread. No fucking make up!
>>698125898
Fuck off with these gay fantasies you're having
Rate me
>>698138492
you´ll learn of squating, change your name to sergay, move to some slavic shit town and become the cheeki breeki
Messy
>>698138492
you´ll learn the existance of squating, change your name to sergay, move to some slavic shit town and become the cheeki breeki
>>698138744
Brian? Did you go to CMU?
>>698132216
I probably just have a very hate-able face
>>698138282
Not bad. Somehow doubt that is truly you tho
>>698138282
french canadian/10
>>698122071
:S would bang so hard. Fem anon here.
>>698138847
>>698138744
Nvm, didn't see tat. Would bang if gay.
>>698138931
Sorry to dissapoint bro
>>698138915
English-Ukrainian from US
>>698138780
Ass
>>698138651
Goddamn anon
>>698138282
not who you linked to, but you should post a full standing pic. 7.5/10 here though.
im back again beta fags
ultimate alpha here
for the newer idiots here feel free to roast and rate older users hello bastards
>>698139601
you look like a mexican drug-lord version of lenin who still lives with his mom
>>698139079
oh, nice. but then out of curiosity, are you cut or unsnipped?
>>698139601
A poorly lit alpha though
>>698126057
jim lindgren/10
>>698139601
You kind of remind me of that dude from vampire diaries or smthibg
true alpha
>>698139863
poorly lit but unlike you
i aint a white knight cunt that sucks his daddy dry
>>698139079
Fluent in Ukrainian?
>>698140190
i'll such your daddy dry ;D
>>698140459
suck me dry after i rape your sister and we have a deal
heck you can suck off my dad and brother after that
>>698140740
canadian. also, too blurry
>>698138282
Dat background. You surf?
>>698134386
Red hair?
>>698140871
I used to
>>698138225
Endangered species/10
Would bang to preserve Swedish genes.
>>698141123
Nice. Also, honestly wasn't trolling with the cut/uncut question, just wondering given your somewhat unusual ethnic heritage.
>>698141507
7.5, Ragnar Lothbrook lookalike
>>698141766
Nice dubs
Your the 3rd person to tell me this
>>698136542
husky pants on a non-husky frame/10
bonus points for possible isis ties
>>698141366
Yuve asked me this question ove a hundred times.
>>698142012
aight. then you have my apologies if you're the half ukrainian dude
>>698142012
Then post your dick already!
>>698137441
underage drinking makes me super cool guy/10
rate me nigglets
>>698142130
18 is the drinking age in the country I live in.Im 19.
>>698138492
disrespects the resale value of vehicles and so perpetually works low paying jobs to buy, customize, and upkeep shitty used cars/10
>>698142278
>said you were from the US
>>698142346
All of the keks
>>698142012
yea, kinda remember now. the texan guy...
>>698122071
Filthy frank/10
>>698141507
if that tattoo is for imogen heap, i hope you die/10
>>698142434
>From
>>698142278
my apologies.
drinking as a child makes me super cool guys/10
>>698142617
Nope but it is my daughters name
>>698142278
then, post dick plox
>>698142812
Man you sure got me on that one. Idk what to do with myself now.
people say I look young
>>698143528
and how old r u?
>>698143184
actually, it's pretty clear what you ought to do with yourself now...
>>698143725
19.
R8 nigga
Face cancer/10
Jesus loves me
>>698128142
8/10
r8 my cancer riddled face
ima bald cop
>>698145206
doesn't look bad honestly. but post a proper pic that doesn't obscure most of yourself?
>>698145206
WouldSlaughterWholeFamily/10
>>698145206
You look like a new yorker who enjoys playing baseball.
>>698145206
Yur sisters gai
>>698145386
I didn't want to take another pic because i had that old one, but here you go
>>698145622
alarmed latino/10
>>698132432
sideways outta 10
>>698145622
Ty. Though you'd look better if you relaxed your face prior to snapping the shot. Just some advice.
>>698145206
Cute. Ethnicity?
>>698145823
I'm half latino half caucasian, my dad's family comes from Spain
>>698145749
thx for the advice, i'm not really into taking pictures of myself a lot, but it helps a lot anyways
>>698146210
huh. then out of curiosity, are you cut or unsnipped?
>>698146296
6.5/10
![IMG_3470[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b5WWIj7.jpg "IMG_3470[1].jpg")
>>698145622
Nice dubs. You still lurking?
>>698143184
you could drink yourself to sleep. im sure that would look really cool
>>698143528
im guessing youre young simply based on the ridiculous upside down, face blocking selfie with apple earbuds and what appears to be a boarding shool jacket
>>698146210
speak spanish?
>>698144140
real creative poster there
>>698147811
...?
>>698147053
not gay but most guys think you are and you end up in the friendzone with girls but are too nice to be aware of it/10
>>698148190
0 for 2
>>698148136
listen all im saying is that i wouldnt expect a poster that promotes jesus to also promote the use of HOMOphones. a bit ironic amirite?
>>698145622
Or you still here :(
>>698147053
Build that wall
>>698147348
Yee, still here
