Waifu claiming thread.
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>>698087972
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claimin
>>698100371
I don't know how exactly do I use it carefully. Have a rushed pic of my only German card.
>>698101471
I thought you realized how stupid getting bothered by that was.
claimed
Thinking about buying one of these.
Claimed
>not cute
>>698101556
It's not like I can forget what I want to.
>>698101474
Mhmm.
>posting in less-lewd thread
MANDATORY
>>698102041
Do it, its pretty cute
Miho claimed
>>698102138
>claiming yume
>>698102268
Legs
>>698102268
i approve
>>698102030
You might have to split sentence in a certain manner, use paragraphs and do some reverse translations.
And you are one to talk, too.
Isn't it fundamentally your responsibility?
Geez.
>>698102058
Me does not need to forget it, all me has to do is understand what exactly happened and that it doesn't mean anything.
>>698102138
Actually kill yourself you fucking retarded faggot nobody wants your damn spam sites with fucking spyware and viruses you nigger fucker
>>698102443
Calm down, cutie~
>>698102443
Also, Galil claim
>>698102596
is that girl from rwby
>>698102443
I like you also got yandere dont know what i was expecting
>>698102596
>Those sleeves
CUTE
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>>698102383
I doesn't mean anything..?
Sigh. Maybe it does not.
>>698102655
No
From Idolm@ster
>>698102730
I'm not cute!
>>698102087
>>698102339
Top tier claim fetal alcohol syndrome/10
>>698101886
Maga-fu
>>698102837
I want to fuck dva in the ass
>>698102058
Psh, silly, you can forget such silly matters.
Clam
>>698102374
I did reverse all my translations to check if it still made sense.
Ok, it's fair to put the blame in me. But I wouldn't really be triggered by any other reaction from him, I still appreciate what he did.
I feel like I sent you this with this exact words back then.
>>698102247
Boas.
>>698102837
1v1 me faggot
Azuki claimed
>>698102999
Checked
>>698102902
D.va could have a beautiful body but sadly she is ugly inside and her poor soul is rotten, take an Elsa instead
>>698102737
It does and it doesn't, stop taking the most negative meanings out of everything. If this issue bothers me so much I don't understand why didn't it get solved in private yet.
>>698103111
checked too
>>698103139
Disney waifus are shit
>>698102247
I spot a qt Brazil fellow.
>>698102247
Rainfores t<3
>>698102268
(You)me
http://www.strawpoll.me/10922687/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10922687/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/10922687/r
Vote, vote!
Cooking waifu
>>698103083
Aren't ya the Portugal guy?
Boas is a Portuguese complement, isn't it?
>>698103231
Sup,mah nigga?
>>698103251
Sachi <3
>
When the cranberry taffy is just right
>>698103327
Yea, it's mostly used as a rather casual greeting but you can also say 'boas' as in 'hot girls'.
>>698103443
>Taffy
Why
>>698102330
keep on trying to find a good pose
>>698103184
would lick these legs/10
>>698103251
Sachii
>>698103617
So you could say, "I got boas on my boa" for maximum lel?
>>698103095
yeah nah ill nip ya m8
>>698102999
I can't even when I want.
The fact it is silly to you only makes it more unpleasant for me.
>>698103083
It's fair? I don't even want to know the details of these background deals.
I am sure they are very fair.
And as far as I am concerned your involvement ends with being the cause of this issue.
Great you enjoyed it so much!
>>698103184
It does not seem very important, eh?
I should probably go to bed.
I'm getting kinda tired.
>>698103327
Nothing. You?
>>698103617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QWQVm9J5DM
>>698103733
Because my brother went to maine for his honeymoon.
Man bought for my pa and hes diabetic so...I got taffy
>>698103327
What am i saving you from cutie?
>>698103283
well i would say yandere im told she is not
KIRARA!!
>>698103892
Maybe you shouldn't bring it up if it's unpleasant, I sure know I wouldn't.
It's ok if you're mad at me for that I guess, I still like you anyways.
>>698103617
Now that's quite interesting
>>698103794
Don't even think of getting close of my Sachi.
>>698103915
Resting after walking a lot. Pokemon GO is making me exercise.
>>698103954
Anyone who isn't ya. I don't need anything besides ya
>>698103095
>>698102087
>>698102339
I try not to judge but that is a seriously shit tier waifu.
>>698103283
so many tsun damn
>>698104069
Ah. I'm trying to get back into running, but fuck getting back into it after stopping for like two weeks sucks.
Claimed
>>698103892
There were no background deals, just understanding and compassion.
>>698104204
>>698104069
Staying fit is important for maximum effectiveness on the battlefield!
>>698104391
I'm not on a battlefield ever.
>>698103794
Is this good?
>>698104069
<3
>>698103892
Goodnight me if you decide to go to bed.
Claimed
Best type moon claimed.
I fell off the wagon
>>698104463
If Hillary gets elected, all of the US may become a battlefield.And with the BLM riots and whatnot, it may become a battlefield anyway.
Besides its fun to be fit!
>>698104204
For Pokemon it is worthy, tho.
>>698104391
I've done my obligatory 2 years of service already. Not going back to that shit ever again
>>698104478
>
Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______^
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!! <3333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes! [ -__-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^_<) ^_;;;
>>698104464
Yes this is what I want to see now get the stockings out of the water thats nearly heresy
>>698104619
I'm not fun.
>>698104626
I don't have Pokemon Go.
>>698104537
Why do a thing like that?
>>698104537
Drink and smoke while playing
>>698104698
Ya should download it
>>698104748
>
>Yuiko
>>698104698
It doesn't matter if you're fun, its good to be able to run and lift.
>>698104748
Smoking is bad for the lungs!
>>698104626
What am I accepting?
>>698104157
Unfortunately, yes.
>>698104882
No phone.
>>698104968
I can run decently, just need to get back into doing it daily again. I'm taking weight training this year in school, but I can't afford having a weight set at home.
>>698105250
I thought their was a breast out due to that thumbnail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gn75FRIh88
>>698105250
To be forever and ever with me.
>
>>698105403
WFT dude?
No phone? I mean, where the hell do ya live?
>>698104882
>Ya should download it
Thats pretty shit taste, no offense. Anything after Black and White is utter shit.
>>698105633
blonde tomoko o:
>>698105493
He's too young to have a phone
t.Shiro's mom
>>698105493
no phone aswell no need for one
>>698105403
hi shiro
>>698105633
Oh my, a die-hard fan.
>>698105767
I got my frist phone why 8 y/o.
I don't really get it.
>>698105814
Ya need to be really lonely to don't have any friend to talk to
i feel like I'm not trying hard enough
If trips or more you all go to sleep
>>698105493
Nebraska. No reason to have a phone if I don't talk to people.
>>698105814
Hey, how are you?
>>698101886
Claiming imaginary cartoons as your wife is fucking Cringey and pathetic.
One more Kirara bc is best cate/non cate.
Losing your shoe isn't that stupid until you realize it was on your foot the whole time
Also claiming
Should I go to sleep?I'm actually a bit tired and don't have anything to do for 4 hours.
>>698105633
Logic being? GO is terrible because it's not just a normie game it's also very incomplete. But it's a side game and shouldn't be compared with any of the main games.
>post B/W
Are you saying B2 and W2 are bad? They were much better than the previous ones.
6th gen brought great changes to competitive and megas were one of the best things to ever happen.
>>698106129
Only if tired. What I do is drink coffee until my brain shuts down.
>>698105493
Ofcourse I will <3
>>698105692
r:oll
>>698106129
The cutest
>>698106429
I'll just put on my earpro
>>698106949
>>698106129
Super cute
>>698106198
But the designs turned to garbage.
They were over complicated.
Even though Black 2 was the first pokemon I've ever played after I played the earlier gens I felt the pokemon designs were better.
>>698105988
>using cringe as an adjective
Do you even english bro?
>>698106949
And go to sleep
ITT People commiting heresy.
>>698107139
Galil is not THAT cute
>>698106109
I've had that moment yesterday although a bit different.
After doing things, i drove to the mountain for my usual run but I didn't have my running shoes on.
Drove back, got shoes, had half hour to do my run
>>698106129
Smooth operator
Tristana claimed
>>698107634
Oh, but she is, anon.
I guess I'll just go play BO1
>>698107855
>>698107490
where?
>>698107973
Carl on Duty: Black Cops has your qtpi waifu doesn't it
Calamity-masu'd
>What a wonderful thread filled with hope.
>>698105942
no my only friend talks to me over skype
>>698105974
im ok just playing fallout 4 hbu sorry for late reply
>>698108920
Saber claimed
>>698108920
Need to balance out hope and despair.
>>698108993
It's fine. Think I'll play some osu.
>>698108671
Yes.
And unlike most other games that have her, she isn't shit.In fact she's one of the best guns.
>>698103052
Who the hell are you?
>>698109200
If I were to go for highscore I'd use a Galil. By the way, where is your waifu from?
>>698109062
sounds fun my friend showed me that game and so far I am shit The faster songs look like they are meant for superhumans
>>698109845
I've been playing it for nearly half a year, still pretty shit at it. Progressing my way to be able to 4 star/insane difficulty songs.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
>>698110283
gud gud im gud
>>698109541
Upotte
IRL made by Israel
Effie claim, man I wish there was more art of her
>>698110343
That's gud!
>>698101886
nice thread
>>698110473
Are you sure that ISRAEL?
>>698110001
still 10 times better than me last time i played I got a headache and my arm hurt haha guess i need to git gud eh
>>698110886
Definitely a game where you need to practice a lot. I'm getting a tablet for it today or tomorrow (i ordered it online), so that'll be nice.
>>698108920
I need hope.
>>698110283
Having a decent day
Nothing great, nothing bad, thus nothing to complain about
The loli fags keep posting lewds of my waifu
my waifu
>>698111178
oh going pro are we need to get myself a drawing tablet to mess around with im defiantly not an artist but I would like to try to draw
>>698111203
If you need hope, refer to your waifu.
>>698111324
Send us Spideys a link
>>698111203
I can help with that
Sleep
>>698111281
Nothing to complain about it always good. I'm packing stuff away, I'm moving into a new apartment tomorrow
>>698111776
Hope you like wherever you're going
Is it for a new job or anything like that?
>>698111782
That's exactly who we are attacking!
>>698111178
Osu looks easy
Gonna try it
GUYS GUYS I DID IT. He said what I told him say!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7jmhCfuHT8
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>>698111486
Yea, I plan to also use it to draw.
>>698111993
It's quite fun, enjoy.
Drake and Josh is a god tier show
>>698111977
Going back to school tomorrow, and this time I won't be living in the shitty dorms
>>698112174
Good luck, anon
Get good grades, mang
>>698110803
I will fuck your dickhole Carlos
>>698112109
Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around school talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' fathers and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah.
>>698112054
cool should post some of the drawings here
>>698112538
Shut the fuck up, Saber! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy waifus. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' waifus and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
And, and speaking of... dead... Waifus.. I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick homura got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "elitism." He aNeanderthal, drunk faggot put a dick in his mouth and blew Kyouko all over the wall.
You know, I almost forgot that my friend told me that. She said, "His gay lover blew his cock all over the wall." I thought it was gay at first, but now? I fucking hate it
>>698111999
not even a good job on my double trips, anons?
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>698113217
Why a 'good job' on something entirely random?
>>698113491
fine, ass. be an ass. im out.
>>698113217
I'm sorry, man
I watched it, should've congratulated you.
Tbh I couldn't understand any shit he was saying tho
>>698113477
What are we drinkin' laddy?
>>698113572
Well not after that, if anyone's being an ass it's you
>>698113691
Beer
>>698113822
But girly drinks are so much better tasting
here
>>698112346
I'll try! I have some easy courses this semester
>>698113923
Beer has a good taste
Maybe I like the taste of piss
>>698113923
Does qTEA count? If so, then I can hardly BEER it!
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