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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I don't want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoh-Z_TS_xE
At work, but alive nonetheless
>>69807334
I'll admit I'm a perv but I'm not a cute!
>wanna play a game?
>>698073796
I see... Ok then. So my DOHC engine has more HP and torque than a SOHC, has twice as many intakes and exhausts, and probably costs more to repair or replace. And is probably heavier too.
>>698073770
Yeah, well, I couldn't tell.
>>698074055
Meant to reply to >>698073348
Best type moon claimed.
Doll claimed.
>>698072436
Yeah that annoys me sometimes too. But so far I've always had at least one interesting talk. I think here would be a pretty good place for discussion without the worry of it turning into shit flinging.
>>698073061
I was about to make that point. Religion is a main part of our culture. You can see how good it can be from stuff like the Islamic golden age. Hell the guy who first thought of the big bang was a reverend. The problem with it is people tend to cherry pick what they want from it, which is good if you're doing it for as you said the virtues and morals but sadly people don't always do that. It'd be hard not to believe if you grew up in a place where you didn't know if you were going to die today.
Even then they'd probably argue over the specifics of it appearing.
>>698073213
I might do, keep on wearing that Mak suit.
Yeah it's part of the fun. Good, don't let me keep you up. Bit of a cut off yeah. I dunno, maybe you're right, annoying to wake up at 5 on a weekend though. Likewise.
>>698073348
That'd explain it then. Drinking buddy/10
>>698073519
Ahh love that sketch.
>>698074005
Good good. How's the fuelmaster doing?
>>698074029
Heya Shino.
hoo hah
>>698074055
Hehe, pervs are the cutest though~
>A game~?
>>698074087
Pretty much, yep!
>What car is it anyways?
>>698073816
Dekomori claim desu~
>>698074315
art deko?
nothing much i just woke up, got a little bit of a headache.
how are you?
![Syndra [246].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AuU4V3G.jpg "Syndra [246].jpg")
>>698074343
Mugis ass tho
>>698074315
And honestly I don't see Religion every going away. Sorry Atheists, there will always be people scared of death and looking for comforting promises.
>>698074369
01 Hyundai Elantra
>>698074431
Mugi a coalshiner
>>698074315
Pete bored really. Until my boss is done with some coding, I'm basically being paid to sit around and eat yogurt
>>698074369
If pervs are the cutest than you're the cutest~
>the pocky game
>>698074557
>>698074431
Hell yeah
>>698074530
Quick, go to the bathroom so you are paid to poo in the loo.
>>698073863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ScJ__5-cso
>>698074423
nice feet
Calamity-masu'd
>>698074634
No way, I'll do that after I actually start working, so I can have another break
>>698074606
>>698074518
Oil drillers and coal burners are subhuman
white power.
>>698074657
Is vigil a husbando?
I'm better at lurking than vigil
Love her :3
>>698074741
Right on. I always used to use the restroom on the clock.
It feels way better to be paid to poo.
>>698074939
Nice meme
![Kirino [260].png](https://i.imgur.com/WJc9GAz.png "Kirino [260].png")
>>698074657
>I just want to believe in hope, you know?
>>698074384
I dunno, just saw deko.
Ah, can you take some painkillers for it?
Pretty good, catching a bus to go to a bank appointment in a sec. You getting breakfast?
>>698074518
It's here to stay as long as there's things we don't know about the universe, which might be forever.
>>698074530
Fair enough then. Eating that yoghurt on the hour. Bank up those break times while you're at it.
>>698075068
Kirino
>>698074315
Hi friendo! How are you today? I wanna play some bloodborne or OW in a little bit other then that i'm just chillin watching john oliver in the stream.
>>698074423
Nice arms
>>698074699
rem?
>>698074963
Wasn't that on watamote where she says outloud I SHOULD TAKE A BIG SHIT or something?
>>698074963
Pretty much, plus I have younger siblings, including O E that doesn't know how to aim and won't cleanup after hi. Self, so I'm definitely not using that toilet
>>698074518
2.0 4banger. Not surprised at all.
Looks a bit boring stock, not gunna lie.
>>698074538
I'm not a perv, though~
>Ohhh~? I've always wanted to try that~
>I'm waiting~
I'm going to sleep, you should probably follow suit
Please
>>698075118
Shino?
>>698075208
Sleep tight and I hope to have you here in some time so you can tell me to go to sleep.
>>698075109
Not going out to get breakfast today, i might make some food in a minute though.
and yeah i just took some tylenol.
Whats your bank appointment for?
>>698075118
Nice olive niggerness
>>698075208
No
>>698075278
how are you???? I wasn't sure if you the same rem.
there's two of you right?
>>698075109
Even if we learn everything about the universe, the religious zealots will still claim that it is God, and we have simply found out more about them.
>>698075118
There is a scene like that, but it's more of a "dirty joke to impress the boys" which backfired.
>>698075120
Oh God. Treat him like a toddler potty training again and toss cheerios in the toilet.
>>698075133
Well it ain't a race car, buddy.
Have a friend with a Tiburon tho. Pretty sure that's Hyundai's Sports Model.
![Kirino [202].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t2FEWiK.jpg "Kirino [202].jpg")
>>698075115
Mugi
>>698075109
Yup, although I'm quite bored.
>>698075411
There's two of us and like three others who don't even try. And I'm doing well, you?
>>698075421
Yeah i remember. When she was at the bus stop.
I'm a big fan of the show actually.
>>698075441
Steve Irwin
>>698075421
Cheerios? Why cheerios?
![Kirino [175].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/seYiQi3.jpg "Kirino [175].jpg")
>>698075593
Kurt Cobain
In classes now I'll be in and out of threads
Saber claimed
>>698075546
The anime was pretty faithful, I'd say read the manga. You should be able to pick it up at like, Ch28 and it should pick up right when the anime ends. Tho the final scene with Student Council President was a special chapter.
>>698075642
Little Targets.
>>698074315
Carlos, is that you?
Yep, shows just how good you are. Heh, I've done that to people before, this is what it feels like. Yeah taking advantage of it now. For a weekend that's way way to early, no can do my man. Glad to know, see ya around m8.
Night people.
>>698075692
Kurt Cocaine
>>698075793
sleepy maki.
>>698075750
Kek, I'll remember that if I ever accidentally stumble into fatherhood
That comfy drunkenness has set in.
It was a good night of Pathfinder.
>>698074833
Not quite,
![Kirino [307].png](https://i.imgur.com/7eNkbTK.png "Kirino [307].png")
>>698075883
bonzi buddy
>>698075969
Or just hope you have a girl.
>>698076113
Drop bear
>>698075118
Pretty good. Yeah that'd be good. Can't come on for a little while because I'll be at the bank for a bit. John Oliver's face makes me so angry and I don't know why.
>>698075311
Ah okay what you thinking of making?
Good good.
Not actually too sure, got a letter through about arranging one. Think it's just to update some personal information.
>>698075208
Night, can't I'm in public.
>>698075421
Yeah that's true, or just say there's still something we haven't found out. Like a brick wall they are.
>>698075504
Hmm, don't really know what you can get away with doing at your work.
>>698075793
I aim to please Mak man.
I'm not that good to be honest. Still run into groups and get mobbed. Sorry man, didn't mean to. I know it's a bit annoying on weekends.
Night, have a good one.
Alright I'll be back in a bit then. Later guys.
>>698076113
Our lord and savior, Bonzi Buddy
>>698076181
Pretty much. And then I just hope I don't fuck it up
>>698075883
>Kurt Cobaine
>claiming yume
>>698074699
Time stops
>>698076195
Could you imagine the religious upheaval if we crack immortality?
>>698076276
No parents don't fuck up. You just get better at it.
Not my words, my father told me that when I thought I knocked up a chick.
>>698076309
Legs for the leg fiend I guess
>>698076195
nothing really good.
probably like a chilly dog and some beer, fuck it its cold outside.
I think i got something in collections but whatever.
![Kirino [128].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mRKB65.jpg "Kirino [128].jpg")
>>698076193
Fuck tourists amirite
>>698076252
Tbh he'd be a good husbando
I'd let him infect me
>>698076350
Rough. Glad it turned out false though, or at least that's what it sounds like
>>698076016
Don't you have chrohn's disease? Drinking alcohol is good for that?
Sorry Makoto,
I fell asleep
>we gonna play Pocky?
>>698076439
>
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>>698076508
Yeah I definitely dodged a bullet. No miscarriage or abortion or anything, just a bad pregnancy test.
She got a positive on the first test, some 2 dollar pee stick. But splurged and got a 10 dollar test. That one came back negative. Few weeks later she got her period.
I miss her, but Tomoko is better.
>>698076468
Robbie Rotton is also a pretty good husbando tbh
>>698073816
...
>>698076683
Damn, I bet that was a relief. And yes, 2d is always better
>>698075421
It is. Not bad, but it looks like a Mk.IV and a 350z had some kinda child.
>>698076546
And here I thought you left me, I'm still waiting~
>You sure you don't wanna head to bed? I'm already laying down after all.
>>698076683
>i miss her but my waifu is better
remember, in 40 years that girl will be disgusting and saggy, and your waifu will be pristine and still love you.
>>698076692
Hey, aren't you the guy that's been ROBBIEn' my ROTTON eggs?
>>698076468
Tell them that wombats are friendly and that you should camp in front of their burrow. They climb into your tent and act as a heater.
Or that Kangaroos can be ridden. Only not from the pouch. So you gotta walk up to the largest of the group and snag him to ride.
>>698076533
I do a lot of things that arent good for Crohns. Mostly eating gluten. But why would I stop something that causes me pleasure for something that is really only a passing pain?
>alcohol is actually on the approved clear liquids for use in a colonoscopy
>Ima get so damn drunk on Monday because I have to drink straight and not eat solid food
And at the same time its only some forms of alcohol that affect Crohns. Ive learned by process of elimination whats good and whats bad. 9 years of living with something gives you insights.
![Kirino [176].png](https://i.imgur.com/Wq6ebg3.png "Kirino [176].png")
>>698076692
I think I see him more as a father figure than a husbando, maybe that's just me
>>698076889
please dont leave here ever
>>698076786
Dot dot dot.
>>698076786
Hello me. great to see me again
>>698076991
You brought me here to kill me.
>>698076795
Went from 0 to 100 real quick when she told be she got her period. My entire body almost collapsed from relief.
>>698076801
I guess. It's a pretty sleek car, but really not that impressive.
Females would rather see a Dodge Charger pull up than a Hyundai Tiburon. Regardless of what a car guy has to say.
>>698076882
Of course.
>>698076889
This is fucking great
>>698076947
>father figure
That's a tad on the kinky side :^)
daddy fetish :^)
>>698076801
Nah the nap rejuvenated me
>if i go to bed can i sleep with you~
>>698077100
But I'm doing this for me.
>>698077033
>>698077100
Nice digits me.
>>698077033
I see me. How am I doing?
>>698077109
Hahaha, I bet there went your days of cumming inside, too
Why is Homura posting without his tripcode?
>>698077109
True, luckily I don't really care to impress girls or anything. I'll pull up next to some hot shot Faggot in an automatic charger or something, and blow his ass away. And that's all the satisfaction Id need.
>>698077172
Of course, although if you come to bed with me, we might not be sleeping for a bit~
>>698076801
>>698076882
>>698077276
>>698077290
damn legs
>>698077276
DIGIT just occur to you that I like to make puns?
>>698077156
you sick fucker
>only with robbie though
>>698077290
Me is doing good like always
How is me?
>>698077276
Thanks me
>>698077469
Saving yourself just for Robbie I see
>>698077443
I wanna see him explain that.
>>698077276
Thank me.
>>698077521
Slightly irritated at the OP, but I'm fine otherwise, just relaxing for a bit.
>>698077429
Even that was an accident. My pull out game is good. Dumb bitch leg locked me. Well, it was awesome at the time.
>>698077457
>automatic sports/race car
Why even bother buying it in the first place...
I drive automatic because fuck clutch and down shifting and gear changing and all that. I need to learn to drive manual for that "Just in case" moment but I can't be bothered since none of my friends or family drive manual.
>>698077461
Don't ogle over them.
>>698077651
Leg-locked forced impregnation is super fucking hot though... Totally a fetish of mine. Especially if she knows what she's doing
>>698077457
That's lewd!
(but i'd like that~)
>I'd get to cuddle with a qtpi tsun
>>698077625
Surely me could explain better.
Back at it again with my waifu who did nothing wrong
>>698076926
Your rational is like having a heart attack but then keeping smoking and eating cheeseburgers.
>>698077443
Could be on mobile, like I am
>>698077651
I dunno, ask my cousin. He got a brand new Mustang convertible....automatic.
Fair enough, I only know a few people that have manuals.
>>698077751
I'm not cute or tsun! Plus, we'd be doing far more than just cuddling~
![Kirino [104].png](https://i.imgur.com/Omd4yVC.png "Kirino [104].png")
>>698077599
dubs of truth
robbie will be my one and only
>>698077751
Is it really that LEWDicrous, Arnold? If you need someone, just give some qTEA to Wanda!
>>698077747
I don't think she was doing it on purpose, just caught up in the moment. She was actually stressing the pregnancy more than I was. She was serious talk about abortions and stuff. She even wanted to get married if she came out positive.
I wouldn't have minded, but I am way more relieved that she was not pregnant.
>>698077916
>mustang
>convertible
>automatic
I'm not a car guy, but kek.
>>698077767
It would be exceedingly unflattering.
>>698077719
i will cum on them if needed
>>698077751
Lewd? I'm in.
>>698077893
Well, he is using another waifu aswell.
>>698078085
REMind me how it's lewd, again?
>>698077916
What a shit car. Modern Mustangs in general are awful
>>698077968
That's how they getchya man. Then later a divorce, and then you're ruined
>>698078085
STRIPED
>>698077625
Good to hear about me
>>698078055
wew
>>698077916
Lewd!
>i'd love to ride a tsun like you~
>>698077955
Very PUNny, carlos
>>698078100
>>698078085
>>698078055
>>698078012
>>698077968
>>698077955
>>698077942
AIl me.
>>698078100
Then how do you know it's him, exactly?
>>698078201
shiBOOYAH! Those cars must STANG!
>>698078223
Unknown reasons why that's my only striped/
>>698078295
Lewd...
>>698078315
I'm the mastermind of hiroshima bombing..
>>698078201
You really don't trust females do you?
I really don't think she was the kind to do that. Marriage was actually a forced subject brought on by her parents. Very religious people. Very religious. The fact that she was having premarital sex almost got her disowned.
Again, I do miss her. But Tomoko is better.
>>698078275
Not tsun~
>Ride me
Wew, you know how to get me worked up~
>>698077849
Alcohol in itself doesnt make the disease better or worse. As I have never smoked, I dont see myself starting now. And every Crohns patient will experience different foods that trigger pain reflexes. Gluten as a whole doesnt cause me pain, yet chilli, orange juice, preserved canned meals in general and some forms of commercial meat rub do. Ive been keeping track of what is bad and good, and have been since diagnosis.
>TL : DR - Dont tell me how to live my life. You arent me and dont know anything about my body.
Well that was a pointless meeting.
>>698076350
Oh god the shit fit would be hilarious. It'd be a hard choice for them though, live for ever or risk dying for a heaven.
>>698076441
Ay, as long as you enjoy it.
What's a chilli dog by the way? It's pretty hot over here at the moment.
Can't hurt to check I guess.
>>698078475
I miss my ex too. 7 fucking years. Now i get to watch her with someone else on facebook. Feels bad man.
>>698078475
Pretty much. I've done enough divorce cases, and cases in general, to know how men get fucked over by the legal system and by the women that abuse it
>>698078475
just came to say hi to the other tomoko poster
>>698078677
You KNOW the Pope and high ranking Vaticans would jump on the Immortality train tho.
And since a new Pope can only be chosen if the old one dies or steps down... We could have a Pope that is eons old. That would be nuts.
>>698078709
Meh, I couldn't care less about her sex life or social life anymore. It's been almost 10 years. If I was that hung up on her I'd be the biggest beta cuck I know.
>>698078890
Hello.
>>698078792
No, that's me, myself and I.
>>698078992
I guess i so much don't miss her she sucked at the end but the good times i miss those. But i wish i had the time back i wasted in that shit. That part sucks.
>>698078267
that legs
>hnnnnnng
this is a good candidate for
>best waifu legs
>>698078295
try harder
>>698079022
Do you care as much about me as I care about me?
>>698078792
Yes.
>>698079187
She has longest loli boat legs at least.
>>698079128
Eh, when it comes to the bullshit you just gotta charge it to the game, man.
Please use commas and punctuation.
>>698079187
YUME want to LEGo of that goal. It won't get you anywhere!
>>698079187
Legz are confirmed the best part of girl.
>>698079304
Take a screenshot then.
>>698079187
>best waifu legs
No point in being humble; she has best everything.
>>698079373
My waifu's legs aren't good enough
>>698079290
Sometimes I care more about me than I care about me.
>>698079519
Be happy with what your waifu DOES have anon. At least you didn't fuck up like I did.
Pic related
>>698077461
Lemmi see your legs~
>>698077109
2d is best
>>698076926
Crohns is ass.
find something you love and let it kill you~
>>698079589
Me cares about me a lot.
>>698079705
rip
>waifu is cute even with blood on her hands
>>698078992
The best part is they'd be condemning it at the same time too, like that shit about greed being bad while sitting on a literal throne.
It'd be pretty funny, I can imagine all these assassination attempts going on and he just sits there laughing at them while they're knifing him or something.
>>698079373
Legs a best.
>>698079412
Do you want this version or the one where it's all (You)s?
Are these threads circlejerks? Can I join?
>>698078992
Senpai noticed me
D-did u have an iced coffee today? Y-you s-should if u havent. Tomoko would
>>698078677
a hot dog with chilli and cheese ontop of it.
'Murika shit.
>Dekomori
the one....the only!!
>>698079920
I wish, those and the ERP threads died a while ago. Rule breaking for some reason.
