Faces of /b/ thread
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Faces of /b/ thread
>>698060193
LÜGENLORD
>>698060193
Imagine, how awkward it would be, if you were the only one to post your face in this thread and others would only discuss about it.
Is your trilby in the wash or somthing?
How fucken high are you, dude? Your eyes are red as fuck.
>>698060193
That's not you that is the German retard called Drachenlord.
me
>>698060193
yes, i´m gay
Me
>>698064427
Hello Drache
>>698064972
Meddl loide
>>698063642
nationality?
>>698060193
>>698065300
Altschauerberg 8?
>>698060193
meddl leude
If i post my face I'm just gonna get "tits or gtfo" replies, so meh :/
>>698060193
>>698065523
Cute
>>698065467
Face so ugly you had to cover it?
>>698063891
Why does your face look like it's covered with foundation
Here faggots
>>698064427
Bannt schneller als dein Schatten
Saved from an earlier thread. Don't know if she's still lurking
>>698060193
this is what i imagine 4chan looks like
Filthy slav reporting in.
>>698066311
Where from?
>>698065517
Ja, 91448 Markt-Emskirchen.
Fergesst ned, das an Samstag posterverkauf ist beim lard
MEDDL LEUDE!
>>698066401
From the land of cheap vodka and fanatically religious government.
me
me
Me
>>698065831
>>698067154
>>698060193
>>698067213
>>698067342
You all look like stereotypical cringy nu male nerds
if im a ugly girl can i post anyway? its always just gorgeous girls in these threads, i never seen an actual ugly girl post herself here
>>698067342
German?
>>698068008
please do
>>698068127
meh my selfesteem is fucked up so i will actually get sad by the mean things people will say. but i really want to see a non-gorgeous girl here.
>>698068314
i'll find something i like about you, i'm sure
>>698060193
yes, am nog
>>698068314
>mean things people will say
who the fuck cares about shit people say online?
>>698068492
if i ignore the filter for basic bitches and sluts, you're pretty
>>698060193
RAINER
>>698068492
do you think you are ''cute and random and crazy XDD'' or something with that stupid fucking filter?
you look like a retarded 5year old who just find out filters on her first phone. please die
>>698068612
this, they all bitter ugly virgins anyway
>>698062353
Thanks Sherlock
>>698060193
>maxresdefault.jpg
Lmao! Trolls these days, they aren't even trying anymore.
>>698068665
because they are right
>>698068622
>>698068661
The funny thing is, I just got the update, so that's the first time and last time I ever used the dog filter.
Other than that, there's no other other filters.
The reason I posted doge pic is because I just got a new phone and that's the only one I have, because I downloaded it from my Facebook.
>>698068851
stop being a crybaby and post your face
i promise i'll give you a genuine compliment. don't feel like bringing others down anyway
>>698068943
you didn't download it from facebook because the filename is still
>Snapchat-5194857823524776655.jpg
>>698068943
stop try to blame everything else for what you done. you look like a retarded 12year old who plays with filters all day long. you are not cute or random
>>698069089
prime example of>>698068665
>>698068943
whats with the excuses? you look like a retard.
>>698069213
yep
>>698069053
I meant Google photos, my bad.
>>698069089
kek, jesus fuck.
>>698069213
2/10
shave, lose some weight, shower regulary and take better care of your body and hair and it would be a 8/10
Pls rate
>>698069273
>1437240811751.jpg
low quality bait my nigga
nice tits anyway
i cant believe im actually posting my face on /b/ (just ignore the camera)
>>698069273
>when you step on your sisters doll
still nice tits thogh. would suck nipples like a fucking milk farmer
>>698069364
>just ignore the camera
which is covering most of your face
Me and my wife and her daughter
>>698060193
>>698069337
if you just dressed a little nicer and shaved your facial hair youd be a 9/10 easy
>>698069438
its not that noticeable
>>698069470
>youd be a 9/10 easy
Lol all the filthy beards. You all looks like pieces of shit/serial killers. God, /b/ is ugly lol
Also, pic related, it's me. Weather report on its way.
>>698060193
MEDDL LOIDE!
ICH SCHMEIß EUCH SO DIE BRÜGEL RAUS
IHR HOABT GEINE SCHONX
>>698069337
LMFAO Chris you little turd, I knew you also posted here. Best part is I know who you are and you don't know me
See you at the Sarahs leaving party in a couple of weeks you little shit :)
>>698069554
Go easy on me.
>>698069792
Who the fuck is Chris?
>>698068492
>>698069053
>>698069089
me without filter, am still ugly nog but I just wanna be in this community
>>698069906
>leavebritneyalone.jp
>>698069934
nah, you're gorgeous. not a fan of septum piercings but love your lips and eyes
>>698069906
Barf/10
>>698069845
What is that blue stuff under your nose?
>>698065680
>Fat guy with man tits detected
>>698070180
? My mustache?
Here ya go
>>698069934
You're really cute
Rolling
>>698068917
You look a lot like this douche
>>698068996
Your gay as commuter isn't.
>>698067032
yo wassup im visiting my grandparents in poland right now
does /b/ like my pussy
>>698060193
METAL LEUDE
>>698069792
Nice try faggot lol
>>698070796
hah, that slaps me on the knee. u r funny woman
>>698067349
here, count me in on that one.
>>698071386
goth and a faggot, nice
>>698071576
not even goth?? probably a faggot though.
>>698071734
true, just emofag
>tfw im a dirty tranny
>>698068996
nationality?
>>698071878
nah, i don't cut myself enough to be emo.
>>698072054
try harder anon!
>>698060193
have shorter hair now chick who took pic i had fucked that summer she just turned 17 the night i hit that and we dated for over a year half. i was 25 at the time i think..?anyway mustache
>>698072313
Show us your boipuss
>>698072334
how old are you now? did you feel uncomfortable at the time about dating someone so much younger?
real shit, most of /b/ is beta crap of ultra virgin wizards, somewhat liberal undertoned threads, and "nudes you shouldnt post"
>>698072313
Pragtig
>>698071913
you pull it off good tho
>>698067032
PiS?
>>698067154
>>698067213
>>698067342
Fucking crossdressers shave your beard for fucks sake
>>698060193
Alle Häider sollen sich verpissen!
>>698071913
That hickie tho
>>698060193
Meddl Loide!
>>698060193
Was Billy Idol hot? Ignoring the faggot makeup and hair
>>698064427
Didn't know Seth Rogan was a /b/ro.
Btw your movies are getting shittier and shittier.
>>698067032
How are the women over there?
>>698071913
Can i lick you clean then?
>>698072426
i turn 29 October but i think i was 24 going 25 and hell no it was awesome. her family was stupid rich and her dad knew and everything obvi i know low key they didnt like it but knew eventually college would break us apart but shes not the last underage girl i been with but the girl im with now is 22 so i dont really give a shit at this point they all grow up this was chick who took pic just 2 give u a visual ugh i loved her
>>698072563
*well
You ignoramoooooose
>>698072902
Haha sure that is you lol
hi guise
>>698071386
You look like you want to get beat up
>>698072454
U English?
>>698064427
Your hair looks like one of those Daniel Boone hats...
>>698073134
Just a quick note, periods are your friend. Use them!
>>698073231
oh shit, i guess i'll just kill myself now...
>>698073374
>toadposting
An hiro you fucking retart newfag
>>698073121
Lewd
>>698072885
Yea a certain someone loves to bite and gnaw
>this is now a feces of /b/ thread
>>698073017
ugly as fucking shit. literally uglier than ops pic
>>698073277
i doubt it. most people are cool with me.
>>698063891
jaja
>>698073323
this. is. 4chan. period. police.
>>698071913
post more pls
>>698072420
Sorry, don't have one
>>698073323
>mcfucking kill yourself
>>698073643
Shure thing
>>698073600
You look like a flaming faggot.
>>698073431
honestly i like the depressing undertones and universal usability of pepe, also yeah, kinda a newfag
tbh.jpg
I want to see the faces of real /b/, not the lurking normie fags who genuinely think they are looking at the faces of legitimate /b/tards.
>>698073742
yes you do, its ur boipussy, your bussy, your butthole
>>698060193
Mouthful of teeth
>>698074101
Most people are too scared to post their REAL pictures because most of the fags on here like to trace pictures back to Facebook, get their full addresses and ruin their lives. Good luck getting people to post their real pictures.
>>698074040
Hmmm, fair enough. I apologise for my previous statement then.
>>698074126
Whos trolling who?
Eyepatch anon reporting in.
>>698074313
>Most people are too scared to post their REAL pictures because most of the fags on here like to trace pictures back to Facebook, get their full addresses and ruin their lives. Good luck getting people to post their real pictures.
Wow, you're fucking retarded.
>>698074452
whoops, wrong image.
>>698073472
Sorry, but grills like you make my pee-pee feel funny.
>>698074313
>implying any actual /b/ user gives a shit about facebook you normie faggot
>>698073017
bump for more answers
>>698074552
you look like white slick rick
Sorry it got dark in here
>>698074666
Nice Saranic trips
>>698074313
ruin life how? please explain how /b/ should ruin my life if i post my facebook
>>698074695
Hilarious, except I'm actually blind in my left eye and that nigger isn't
>>698074610
A-am i grill? <3
>>698065680
Okay. Nevermind the face then. Just tits and timestamp on paper.
>>698074745
Mulatto butt.. Mulatto butt.. Black ass mama, white ass daddeh!
>>698074498
>implying he is not right
>>698074858
I amm fully aware that racemixing is degenerate yes..
>>698074803
Yep, you can be whatever you want as long as you keep being awesome.
>>698060193
Are you from NC?
>>698074126
good enough?
>>698074892
Bet you also believe the hacker named 4chan was responsible for The fappening you downie fucking clown.
>>698075283
soles are required
>>698073134
Damn m8. I don't blame you for falling for her. She's actually really cute. Anymore pictures of her?
>>698074892
i could post my facebook so can you ruining my life
>>698070180
mold
>>698075323
Shut up memelord. At least that's what ppl used to do before idiots like you came here... these threads were literally bait for idiots while a bunch of trolls were waiting to read your exif or ris and doxx you.
Bald beard Breakfastfag reporting in
>>698075460
Ok post pls.
>>698074794
Cool. Pics of left eye?
>>698075460
Do it fagget!!!
>>698075620
/mai.hyuga.7
>>698075090
Aw thanks anon
>>698075460
Good idea. Maybe post your adress too, so i can order some pizza for you lol
>>698075530
You're a fucking child. I would bet my nutsack you were fucking born after the year 1998 ended. This was never the case.
>while a bunch of trolls were waiting to read your exif or ris and doxx you.
Exif data is going to tell you the geolocation where the photo was taken and the model of the phone that took it. How the fuck are you going to doxx shit from that? You're like the fucking children who thought they were ddosing while pinging websites from their moms router.
>>698075817
why post my adress? you said i just have to put my pic/facebook and you will ruin my life:)
also i dont even live in the US so good luck order pizza lol
>>698075719
Not the facebook of your weaboonerd classmate
>>698075931
>you can only order pizza in the us
>>698075666
respect for trips
At the beach
>>698075912
>gives you geolocation
>How the fuck are you going to doxx shit from that?
Are you seriously that stupid?
We all being faggots here? Kk
>>698076024
here you cant order pizza without pay for it BEFORE you get the pizza :)
>>698076168
Yeah you know where your mark is on the planet. You're such a fucking god doxxer. You basically know everything about their life now. Wow, what an amazing hacker.
Kill yourself.
>>698076247
How do you do that? I mean you have to go to the pizzaplace before you order it, in order to pay it.... that makes the delivery pretty obsolete
>>698076392
Ahahahahaha.
>>698074552
>>698076392
Ok retard.... if someone is browsing /b/ he is most likely at home. If he takes a quick selfie for that shitty thread and posts it, where do you think his mark will be?
Am i pretty??
[] Yes
[] No
[] Maybe
>>698074313
Too many people I know come here, it's not safe for me. Anyways, I look like this guy >>698074552
but with both eyes.
>>698065534
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
MODS MODS MODS
>>698076631
no.
>>698076598
shoulda seen the meme someone else made in november of me, was hilarious
>>698076676
I look like a non-mexican fat rick ross jesus
>>698076631
>>698076735
Bat wayyyy... let me be pretty pls or i have to Dick-Picture
>>698076897
>animu-eyed sandnigger Bob Marley
Would party and then maybe literally burn down Babylon with you.
>>698076616
Are you fucking for real? The information isn't that fucking specific, Sherlock. It's going to give you the same radius as searching an ip does. So you know he lives somewhere in the 4 block radius. Congratulations, you're looking for a needle in a haystack. Now what?. That's just ignoring the notion that everyone is going to take their pictures right there and then and upload that selfie instead of using the ones they have already.
>>698076897
>>698069906
cooper smith
>>698076986
>>698077039
I'm Hawaiian but okay
>>698076763
>had to google rick ross
damn I'm getting old
>>698076897
nigger
>>698077105
he's pretty damn old man..
>>698060193
lülülü!
>>698076897
tropical nigger***
its all the same
>>698077093
>hawaiian
That explains the animu eyes, you're closer to the Japs than Murriga.
>>698060193
Gedrolld wird ned wer drolld fliegd
>>698069934
Stop believing all these Nigger Lovin versions. You have ugly nigger hair. I think you're ugly and I'm black too.
>>698060193
rainer gib a ruh
>>698076897
last one probably
>>698076155
get your own board you filthy coon
>pic related
>>698077378
Virgins* stupid voice recognition
>>698069934
Ur hot doe
>>698069906
I am now ill. Looking at your face has made me literally nauseous. The very fact you don't have a bag on your head like the Elephant Man is proof there is no God, you greasy, spotty little oik.
>>698076616
here is a pic tell me everything about me
Here, rate
>>698071576
>>698071878
>Bad Religion being goth or emo
just kys, it will only take a minute. Get it through your head, "it" being a bullet.
So /b/ my cousin and I are both half black. For me, my mother is white Irish.
I have fair skin, curly brown hair, and brown eyes.
My cousin (pic related) has golden brown skin, naturally straight hair and blue freaking eyes. He looks fairly strange with those features but the chicks like it.
His mom (my dad's sister) is black and his father is Norwegian. Both of our white parents have blue eyes. Why didn't I (who possesses more eurocentric traits) get the significant ones he did?!
And how's it possible for him to end up with both straight hair and light eyes but afrocentric everything else?? I know he uses filters to make them pop more but still??
https://www.instagram.com/xokirstysky/
>>698064427
Fat sheriff from stranger things
>>698069934
Ello love....welcome! If you ignore the pseudo-racist banter, mass faggotry, and trap threds galore..../b/ is a magical place filled with lovely souls! Ahaa!
>>698073269
ello, m8!
>having birthday sex with a 8/10 cutie
>calls me daddy half way in
>tfw feel old as fuck and can't cum at the end
Life is suffering
>>698078349
looks like a hot chick
>>698079879
i woud love to have u as my daddy.... :3
![IMG_20160805_174833 [114085].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DdEevtv.jpg "IMG_20160805_174833 [114085].jpg")
Hi friends
https://youtu.be/zeJhddQ_Kvg?t=1m11s
>>698065680
Just post ya face, love. Be confident! And as long as your face pic includes ya tits and a timestamp, no one will bother ya. I to do this....however I photoshop it so that I do in fact have tits, since I lost mine to breast cancer when I was in my 40s.
Hi there
>>698069934
where do i find someone just like you?
im athletic and white with a good job. i have a normie white gf. all i want is a strange girl of color (black brown yellow doesnt matter) that is just down to get stoned and play dnd/vidya. and fuck a lot.
Wanna suck my cohones b?
>>698070796
meow
>>698071386
I have that shirt /10
>>698076897
you look pretty chill
you either work as a sound tech or at a music store or something. or youre unemployed.
>>698064427
hodor
>>698079959
Only if you're in montreal
>>698080105
ello!
>>698079524
>pseudo-"racist".
"racist" is just a funny way to say realist. wonder why no one is really "racist" to Japanese or Koreans?
>>698069934
removw peircings, it will be better, piercings is the one of the most stupid "tendy" things ever, just like tattoos. and ye, you look cuter as a dog filter. sorry.
>>698080286
looks like my old cat. his name was piano cuz the black and white coloring. was a doap cat.
Be brutal
>>698080429
I appreciate that
I paint cars
>>698080720
Her name was Vera
>>698073017
hot yes. I would let him fuck my gf if have one. and
>>698060193
Hello maggots
Ginger master race... Also stoner op is a cool guy
>>698069845
nice moustache brother
>>698071913
>femboy technology has advanced this far
wouldbang/10
>>698080220
You Floridian?
>>698081899
holy shit is this going to turn into a thing?
>>698060193
verpiss dich drachenlord
>>698081716
No,im from Serbia
>>698067032
>>698068661
aww so much salt :C salty because you will never be able bang someone like her :3
>>698082459
>Emojis on /b/
Why are you even here?
>>698080113
Uhhhhhhhh, well it depends. I'm a computer science major, and hang around with the guys that game in the lounge around campus, so I'd say look there, or get a cool black friend who may have a cousin or sister.
>>698080681
I don't wear the septum anymore, and I can't remove the stud, feels like someone is stabbing me in the face.
It's okay, I know I look better with the dog filter. You don't need to be sorry. uwu
Rate me /b/tards
>>698082645
8/10 trap, are you in SoCal? Let me pound your butthole
>>698082645
Do you like rockabilly?
>>698060193
Serial killer?
>>698082702
No Trap Fag!>>698082717
Nope
>>698082844
In that case, 6/10 let me pound your vag then butthole
>>698082841
timestamp for the love of god
>>698075423
used to have a vid of us fucking ugh miss her seush ed to squirt like a champion
rate me, and the drawing
>>698083172
Does the drawing have a boy friend? If not tell it to hmu
>>698078349
First of all,
that hair is not naturally straight, if it were, it wouldn't grow out like a goddamn palm tree. Secondly, those are contacts. He looks like a faggot.
>>698082076
u ruined it
Sup ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WgdD3F73CY
>>698083074
>ill take things that never hapened for 800
k faggots
>>698075191
no, it is a german "youtuber"
search for drachenlord.
>>698060193
Everyone.
Who participates.
Is.
A newfag.
>>698085340
>i.e (You)
>>698064427
Seth Rogen and Danny McBride had a love child
>>698065467
faggot-pose
