Secrets thread
Tell us your secrets and confessions, /b/!
my first blowjob was from my cousin.
>>698060301
tell us more anon. male or female cousin? how old were they? onetime thing?
I lost my virginity at 15 yo to a 36 to black guy on a cruise.
i like to have fat girls watch while i lick my own dick and cum on my face
>>698060506
How was that for you
>>698060506
you a man or a woman? Were you on the cruise with your parents?
>>698060645
Woman and yes
I want to make out with my cousin's 7yo friend
>>698060586
I loved it.
>>698060715
was it rape Mr Virgin White?
>>698060151
Sharjah Ruler operates Child Prostitution rings for his Australian friends
>>698060715
s'cool. Was he single?
what's the kinkiest thing you've ever one?
>>698060731
cousin's friend but not cousin?
Is this a new feeling or were you that way inclined already?
I've had sexual contact with horses... and I dont regret it :)
I fucked my friend's horse while he was inside his house
>>698060791
how do you know?
>>698061027
I fucked my friend's house while he was inside his horse
>>698060855
my cousin's is cute but he's a boy. I'm not into boys
I fell in love with her the moment I saw her
she's so damn cute
>>698061107
Ugly housefucker...
>>698061162
hmm. are you worried about self-control around her?
Is this the first time you've felt this way?
>>698060151
I have no time to lure kids into my van anymore, i'm a child molester with a violent temper.
>>698060151
I am one of the people who make suggestions for this world simulation you all believe is reality. My suggestions that you see are the American Presidential elections since 1996, several diseases (SARS, Zika and spreading Ebola) as well as the new international refugee crisis. The dick in the next cubical kept pressing the terrorism thing, he is like 90 or something. He never stops getting kicks out of it and keeps finding a way to make it part of your story every generation in all nations.
>>698060368
green text?
>>698060506
you again
>>698061342
Legit
>>698061341
Why not?
>>698061395
> No i realised its bs
>>698061045
We have been spying on him since 70s.
We are planning to take down the ruling of UAE in Nov. Due to many spytapes. (am from AbuDhabi).
There are well known celebrities like Robbie Williams, Matt Damon, Robert Jr, Minister of Education in Vic-Australia, Ken of Vic wreckers.
And many more Mossad/illuminatis.
>>698061486
Smoke weed everyday, son.
But for real i was probs 13 and the other girl was like 8 and i made her grab my dick and suck it
>>698061342
you know, i actually believe this. I want a job.
>>698061557
Illuminati confirmed...
>>698061395
>>698061490
greentext or not, but story
>>698061433
You don't count. You are the one who suggested reality stars and Justin Beiber become real celebrities because it was funny, you are a part of the system. :p
>>698060301
Was it epic like netflix cousins
>>698060301
Netflix cousins status?
>>698061605
Ookay. Well weed seems better to me than child molesting tho. Less dangerous... for the kids AND for you...
>>698061625
When your simulation is done and if you show potential, you will be offered a job. You just need to show potential to make it entertaining for us in the real world, not the "real world" you live in, but those of us who are watching.
>>698061250
I would be less worried about that if I could see her more often, believe it or not
just talking and playing is very calming
I guess it's the first time I've straight up fallen in love with a kid
even though I accepted being a pedo about 5 years ago I
I'm in my twenties by the way, not a forty year old neckbeard
I once put a chocolate in my ass an gave it to a friend, about 10 years ago. I still find it funny today, and he has no clue.
Ive been in love with my cousin since i was realllyy young, six years old. we grew apart tho and i barely see her and if i do we talk for like 2 minutes
The idea of a guy cumming in my ass is more attractive than the idea of fucking a woman, but I'm incapable of looking at guys romantically.
I can't stop fantasizing about fucking my younger sister. Pic related.
>>698061636
I was trolling i wasnt the guy who asked
>>698061605
No. I dont follow any of this celebrity shit. I dont even watch TV. They are just showing what they want us to believe anyways...
i eat my nails. anyone got tipps against this?
>>698061759
yeah for real. She grew up to be a complete slut though it was maybe 9 years ago
still didnt fuck my girlfriends friend!
>>698061911
Oh don't worry you will be soon
>>698061911
any RL experiences? Do you like women too?
Last time I got really drunk we did ass to mouth. Said I never would. But now that that bridge is crossed I'd do it again.
>>698062122
Being attracted to hotties and having fantasies is natural, even if "taboo." It's only "wrong" once you act upon them.
I am currently locked in a metal chastity cage and wearing a thong.
>>698062533
I want to act on it. I want to fuck her so bad.
>>698062606
just get laid anon and you'll stop being a creepy fuck
i use snapchat to get nudes from girls that are at a really ''special age''
and oh man these girls are always horny as fck as long as you tell them that you love them
>>698062606
Yes, that is also natural. You are a good person as long as you don't give into your nature. However, if she is also into it, it may be taboo or even making the gene pool more shallow, but it ceases to be bad on moral grounds.
tuning VCR
>you had?
>>698062735
what do you send them?
How special is the age, would you say?
>>698062755
I don't want kids with her. Just to cum and to make her cum. Would love to make her moan.
i'm a furry and i heard everyone around here hates these
no Tyrone
>>698062856
Yes we do. Violent hatred
>>698062847
ever seen her naked? Or heard her masturbate?
Does she date guys? Do you think she's fucking them?
TYRONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>698062366
I have never done anything sexual with a kid
I'm not really attracted to women
But there are some very rare women with the right looks and childish personality that I could get into
met one but she was taken already
When i was 13-14 I took a shit in a cup and threw it on the neighbours roof.
>>698061342
The Matrix is real, but run by "people"?
yo tyrone i remeber u 6 foot 4 nigeerr can i suck u off in front of my wife
Every Friday afternoon I go to a 80-year old guy's house and give him a blow job. He can get pretty hard and still cums a lot. Sometimes I wish he could get hard enough to fuck me because it would probably be his first in a long time.
>>698063127
u cannot anon, u must!
>>698062986
When I stay at her place and her bf comes over I love staying awake and then listening to them fuck through her door. Makes me cum buckets.
>>698062814
mostly dic pics and they will send stuff like tit/pus pics and the usual daddy stuff
they are around uhm lets say 11-17
>>698063205
Tell her anon. Ever go thru her phone for nudes?
>>698063205
anon u dont need this bitch in life she will be fat and will have aids in no time
>>698060151
I shit in a sink when I was 12 the toilet was not broken I don't know why I did it.
>>698063267
are the younger end of that into daddy stuff? Always assumed that kink started later in life.
Ever kept in contact with any or is it pics and then gone?
>>698060151
i taught my younger cousic how to masturbate, she was 12 at that time i was 15
>>698062856
Most don't really hate them, I'm a horsefucker and assumed we were hated here, however any time clop gets posted here only 1 or 2 anons will complain and the rest ask for more. /b/ just likes to pretend it hates everything.
>>698063681
>/b/ just likes to pretend it hates everything.
>/b/ is one person
My dad raped and molested my sister and I throughout our teens. The fucked up part is that I hated him but he got me addicted to sex. I loved how his cock felt in my pussy and he knew how to make me cum hard. He's also force my sister and I to make out, finger one another and eat each other out. Fucker died of cancer two years back. Karma is a bitch. Now I'm addicted to sex and love daddy daughter role play. My sister and I still hook up once in awhile if we're drunk or on molly.
>>698063815
huh. glad you're feeling better, anon. Did your mom know or suspect?
>>698063796
/b/ is generally one big hivemind/circlejerk when it comes to hating things. Also refering to /b/ as a singular is done constantly, but nice b8
>>698063815
Good thing he didnt get u prego that would be fucked up
>>698063941
She never wanted to believe it's when we told her. She was a fucking asshole too.
>>698064015
He never came inside of our vaginas. Always on me, in my mouth or ass. These abusers take steps and are smart about what they do. He got us on birth control too.
>>698063999
This is truth also nice trips
>>698060506
Was his name Donovan?
>>698064025
fuck. you still in contact with her?
You found guys to fulfill your d/d situation I assume.
How old were you when it started?
>>698062163
Have you ordered your Super male vitality from infowars.com or do u just watch his videos
>>698064104
How come your mother never found out, and how come u and ur sister never told anyone about this, ture sex is good but werent u concious enought to know that was wrong?
>>698062579
Real nice. I love thongs i just feel embaressed walking down the panty aisle. Also i may run i to people i know (at Walmart)
>>698064320
I was 15 my sister was 13. Happened until I turned 18 and left.
>>698063267
teach me your ways anon. How do you meet them?
stole naked pictures of my step mom off my dads phone and fap furiously to them
>>698064349
We told her. She didn't believe us or didn't want to. After that we thought no one would believe is if our own mother wouldn't. He also groomed us. Gave us gifts and money to make the abuse seem normal.
>>698063815
Copypasta
I hate all of my friends
>>698063999
Trips don't lie.
Furries are only hated for one reason. While most people have fetishes and most fetishes are weird, they keep it private. Furries on the other hand feel the need to present their filth in public, some even go as far as to demand they be referred to and acted against as if they were actually their "fursona". If scat fetishists walked around with shit on their chest and face all the damn time they would be hated even more.
>>698064631
MODS
>>698060988
M or f
Im a fucking faggot but ive repressed it for so long and very successfully.
>>698062170
by carolina reaper hot sauce on your nails each time you crave.
>>698064690
That's probably some age-regressed shaved adult porn actor for legal "child porn."
>>698064444
Someone was about to stick his xbox controller in ass for quads and you ruined
>>698064631
>>698064631
>>698064631
>>698064631
>>698064631
My parents dont know about my tatoo
>>698064631
please don't post fake cp
I'm still in love with 6 girls that I used to be with. Pretty equally, but for different reasons. However I cannot stand being in a relationship and want to be left to rot alone.
>>698064834
Was just in that thread, such wasted quads...
>>698064834
Shit hasnt happened yet?? I got 2221 and left ashamed
>>698064879
You wanna real cp?
>>698063561
not all of them are into the daddy stuff but some are
>>698064457
just get snapchat and go use meetme and you will swim in that puss a lot
>>698060151
I never uploaded any nude/porn/immoral pic here on 4chan
>>698062493
kinky!
>>698064930
No.
>>698064930
go big or go home
trips cp
>>698060151
When my wife starts to whine and complain too much, I slap her around a bit and that seems to do the job. I have plenty of times tried to talk to her but no, she presses my buttons so long that I rage and slap her. The funny thing is, she is the only woman I have ever had reason to hit.
I feel sad about this inside, but a man has to do what a has to do. Fucking women drive me crazy.
Glad we don't have retarded laws where I come from and nobody gives a fuck about feminism. Also if we end up divorcing some day she won't get anything from me, because we have a prenuptial agreement.
Haters going to hate but this is how I roll.
>>698060151
My dad molested me and I know he is molesting his girlfriend's daughter too.
>>698064938
Wait are you hot? Im ugly as fuck it might not work for me
>>698060151
Im at work and i just fucked my ass with a sharpie in the server room.
>>698064938#
Which meet me app?
>>698065122
Man child having temper tantrums at the physical expense of your wife
>>698065178
Well, you moved out and she is here. I plan to knock her up, I got her mom tied around my finger.
>>698064444
Which country?
>>698064962
you sick fuck
>>698065178
how do you know he is? Have you spoken to her?
Are you going to do anything about it?
How bad did it get?
I was in a relationship with my cousin for 2 years. Lost my virginity to her.
>>698064534
Do you talk to a professional about it now?
>>698065331
I've also felt up my current gf's younger sis's tits whilst she was sleeping.
Idk im not into incest, i really want to fuck my sisters best friend tho. Havent had the chance at all to even talk to her tho
>>698064938
sounds intriguing anon. Must be tempting to do more than just trade pics.
Ever shown them stuff apart from your cock? Like cheesy stuff?
I say that i go to the park to feed the birds but I only go to eat a whole bag of wonderbread
>>698064778
Why not come out?
>>698060151
>>698065328
>how do you know he is?
I caught him.
>Have you spoken to her?
No
>Are you going to do anything about it?
I dont know. If I tell and they cant prove it, what then?
>How bad did it get?
With me or what I saw?
I'm the Batman
>inb4 the joker is lurking
>>698064444
quads = legit
>>698065465
Thats dangerous as fuck my family is extreme conservative and christian. My dad told me once "if i ever hear that your gay im going to take shirley (his shotgun) and blow my brains out"
>>698064025
Aaaand that's when I realised this is b8
>>698065527
>I caught him.
How did he react?
>With me or what I saw?
Both? How old were you when it started and how old is she?
How do you feel about it now?
>>698065566
Here is a riddle for you, Bats. It's an item. The one who makes it does not want it. The one who buys it does not use it. The one who uses it never knows they had it. What is it?
>>698061107
My friend fucked a horse in his house while I was inside my friend.
>>698065666
Haha fuck epic trips. But yeah its safer for me in the closet
>>698065275
You must be right sir, let me change my ways forever.
Perhaps you will share more of your enlightened wisdom with the rest of us?
>>698065712
Fuck off, Riddler
>>698065712
Cmon thats little kid tier.
A coffin.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
>>698065757
There is no intellectuals on /b/
>>698062010
Craigslist, grindr, wtf. It's easy to get a dick in your ass if you want it.
>>698065812
My brother got me pregnant when i was 16
I found my brothers collection of the cheesiest forms of pizza and I don't know what to do.
I met up with a man I met on an online dating site to experiment with being with another man right after having broken up with a girl I had been dating. I was already comfortable sucking dick but had never had sex with a man. I was curious of what it felt like to get fucked so he showed me. Ever since I have enjoyed anal sex but are attracted to women. I currently get a Brazilian wax and the guy I go to will milk my prostate after each waxing. I look forward to this every six weeks because I don't get enough anal stimulation that bring spine tingling orgasms that make me completely whore out.
>>698065764
No need to be rude, Bats.
>>698065786
Excellent. I see I underestimated your wit.
>>698061342
>comes into 4chan of all places to say this shit
Yeah. Bollocks you fucking loon
>>698065702
>How did he react?
He stopped and got pissed. Told me that no one would believe me and that No one believed me back then, no one would now.
I used to lie a lot when I was in high school. Not really sure why. About bullshit that wasn't even worth lying about. Got caught in them a few times.
>Both?
It was full sex for me and he was getting oral from her
>How old were you when it started and how old is she?
12 Is the earliest I remember clearly, but It was probably before then.
She is 10.
>How do you feel about it now?
I hate him.
>>698065839
Yet they tend to think they are.
>>698065919
How cheezy. 0-3, 4-8, 9-12 or jailbait
>>698065869
jessica?
I am a tennis coach. I fantasize about fucking my students and their moms.
>>698066032
Yes
>>698066036
Fuck off, Bart
>>698065182
not really if you use meetme just like every single girl and message them like ''wow ur so cute do you have snapchat ''?
and you will get a few, then just flirt and wait for them pics rollin in
>>698065212
its just called meetme
>>698065439
nope i have not some do want a video of me cumming and stuff
I'm a dog
>>698065937
Is sucking dick easy.. Im scared it will be hard
>>698065971
>Yeah. Bollocks you fucking loon
That is exactly why I only come to places like 4chan to admit such things, no rational (and-or credible) person would believe it. ;)
>>698065919
how old is brother? Are you male or female?
How did it make you feel?
>>698061027
>I fucked my friend's horse while he was inside his house
What the hell was the horse doing inside the house?
Damn, that's just sick, a horse in a house. Who lets a horse in a house?
Damn.
>>698065919
Spices range from 4-14 upon a quick inspection, he's quite the pizza guru it seems
>>698066036
How old are your students?
>>698065275
Are you from Cuckfuckistan by any chance?
>>698066051
not even her name faggot.
>kek. eat shit.
>>698066111
He's 24, and I'm 19 and a dude. I'm just kind of shocked to be honest. He LOVES kids but I never thought in that way...
>>698066122
>pizza guru
>>698065972
Hmm. How did *she* react when you caught them? Do you think girlfriend is completely in the dark?
It might be worth trying to speak to the girl to see how she reacts. But even if you don't, if you did make an allegation he'd at least probably stop doing it.
>>698066122
>>698065992
>>698065992
Wrong msg replied to x
I used to fuck my niece and my best friend's brother.
>>698066147
Kek i got you good, brother
>>698066127
14-18
>>698066249
My brother got fucked by my best friend
Anyone else desensitized to normal porn
I'm banging my mate mum, she's 52
Donald Trump is secretly prejudiced against Mexicans.
>>698066069
You must have quite the collection, anon. Ever thought of sharing?
>>698066239
>How did *she* react when you caught them?
She ran up to her room.
>Do you think girlfriend is completely in the dark?
Probably. She seems real nice and all christian.
>It might be worth trying to speak to the girl to see how she reacts. But even if you don't, if you did make an allegation he'd at least probably stop doing it.
Not if no one believes me. It might make it worse since she will see what happened when someone tried to speak out and no one believed me.
>>698066374
>>698066374
>>698066374
>>698066374
He loves their underpaid labor tho
>>698066194
worried enough to report him? Intrigued enough to ask him about it?
How did you find it?
>>698066114
>What the hell was the horse doing inside the house?
it happened in Italy.
Gypsies got the house as part of the free welfare... and used it as hourse-house.
Pic related.
>>698066361
depends. What are you still sensitive to?
>>698065869
NOW KISS
>>698066421
Well at the very least she knows you know. So you could ask her about it. Are you close at all? If you both come forward together then shit is more likely to happen.
Once i moved my dads photos from his phone to the computer cuz hes "old" and doesnt know how (hes 41) and found some pics he took of my mom during the seks
>>698066632
I found old poloroids of my parents fucking once. Very confusing to 11yo me.
>>698066491
What the hell is going on in europe
>>698066606
>Well at the very least she knows you know. So you could ask her about it. Are you close at all? If you both come forward together then shit is more likely to happen.
Yeah. I have thought about that.
>>698066114
>Damn, that's just sick, a horse in a house. Who lets a horse in a house?
Gypsies.
Pic related.
>>698060151
Fucked my mum, the whole experience was like a porno.
>>698066706
wtf, horseshit spotted on the balcony
>>698066702
...although on the flip-side you don't want to be accused of coaching her.
Still, at least find out how she feels. If she likes the attention and thinks you're acting out of jealousy, she could deny everything tut hen there's nothing to do.
If she hates it and is getting fucked up by it, you can help her stop it.
Im into wincest and stuff but just fantasy not real life
>>698066833
>If she likes the attention and thinks you're acting out of jealousy, she could deny everything tut hen there's nothing to do.
>If she hates it and is getting fucked up by it, you can help her stop it.
Yeah. Thats not a bad way of thinking. Thanks.
>>698066841
Real stuff sucks
>>698066459
He left one of his laptops unattended when he went out one day.
Like a good bro I went to go put it way so no one would stumble across any x rated shit but snooping around I found that it's basically just his cp laptop.
Fucked my cousin on her birthday when she turned 15. I was also 15 and she wanted to try it out with me for the first time because she was afraid of what her brother was gonna think of her.
I have become attracted to traps and effeminate men. I wish I could pull it off myself as well.
>>698066891
...did you fap?
>>698066459
I'll never be a snitch he seems fine to me but he's clearly got some suppressed urges. I want to bring it up but I don't know how.
>>698066106
Enjoy your schizophrenia
>>698064320
How did it Start?
>>698066886
you're welcome anon. If you want to keep in contact, let me know. Here to listen and help.
My dad is Josef Fritzl
>>698064811
>carolina reaper hot sauce
lol
>>698066102
>Is sucking dick easy.. Im scared it will be hard
isn't that the whole point???
>>698066491
>Gypsies
Rome, Italy: "place of the gypsies" (piazza degli zingari)
>>698066948
Me too. My bodys too manly
>>698066951
Na but In shock I suppose I did click around more than someone else might. Some really weird shit man. The weirdest shit to me was the kids who looked fully into it and there was no pressure at all
>>698067137
Same, I mean I grew up pretty normal playing sports and shit, it is what it is. I've been dressing up with thigh highs and stuff which really gets me in the mood as well.. but I'm very large due to all the sports.
>>698060151
I molested and raped a mentality disabled woman while Working for an organization that takes care of the disabled
>>698067355
How old
I watched a guy kill someone in Halloween night in 2009. I was staying with a friend that night and we decided to smash pumpkins and we stumbled upon this. We still haven't told anyone about it. I think we where in 8th grade.
i found a used/ tied off full condom in my parents room, i sucked on it while thinking of fucking my mom and came buckets. then after a while i got horny again, untied it, tasted a bit of the cum, put the condom on my dick and jerked off ultimately mixing my cum with my dads. i tied it off, put it back and took a long shower thinking about where my life went so wrong.
>>698067240
did you assume it was all forced crying kids? From /b/ I know that it's not always like that. Sometimes it's awful, but sometimes they both seem to like it and miss it afterwards.
A friend who was into stuff like this told me some vids it's the younger partner fully in control and the older one doing what they're told.
>>698067454
How did he do it
Took my cousins virginity on her 16th birthday
My girlfriend is like, 5 years older than me. That, and she'd taller than me. She's super sweet tho && I love her
>>698067494
Once on /b/ i seen a webm of a girl around 10/11 being raped and she was really scared and oh god poor girl
>>698067527
We couldn't really tell exactly. It was raining and it was in a church parking let by the sewer pipe.
We assume he shot him in the head because that's what we heard. But it looked like he was already on the ground. Might have been dead already and he just double tapped. Not sure.
>>698067494
Na, I've always figured that part of it is to make sure the kid is brainwashed into enjoying the work.
But man I just thought it would look a lot more awkward and choreographed. Some of them looked like veterans,
>>698066388
i was thinking of starting a kik group but i dunno
I'm a lesbo and I raped a girl I liked when she was sleeping over at my house.
It was pretty hot too, she hasn't told anyone yet, we dont talk much anymore.
I directed Daisy's Destruction
>>698067734
Good idea. Or a vola, or just a Mega dump?
sharing is caring
>>698067807
kys, you'd do the whole world a huge favor
>>698066370
.. how old are you.. and how did it start..
Its 6;29am and i spent YET ANOTHER night on /b/ ;)
I currently have a 5' buttplug up my ass, I'm bi but haven't told anyone else
>>698067726
I guess people are people and stuff is less awkward once you do it often enough. And it's only natural to smile for the camera.
What was the most memorable shot? The one your mind keeps going back to...?
I fapped together with a friend over skype. [spoiler]and I liked it[/spoiler]
>>698067393
I was 23 24 she was in her 50s prolly
>>698067955
I have a 10'' one
I dont have any kids. But if i did have a daughtet i know id end up stroking my dick to her at night and cumming on her body daily.
Is this wrong?
>>698067955
Wouldn't it be painful to have a 5 foot buttplug in?
>>698068013
Yes kys
>>698067534
greentext that shit// how old were u?
>>698068027
Inches and yeah I guess it would be
A while ago I met another cosplayer named Rachael, she's weird asf but it's a good weird.
We do photoshoots together, make in them sometimes, have fooled around outside shoots too. It was agreed though this was just casual, it is... But..
Recently I been a little too excited to see her, oh god what's happening?
>>698067955
I'm with you on the bi part. Havn't told anyone either... except the people online that I mess around with. Too much of a pussy to have something that lewd sent to my house.
>>698068027
well spotted anon.
I have a 15 foot buttplug. Dat extension cable.
>>698067955
Umm show me ? ;)
Go to youtube
Type in:
Desafio da piscina
OR
Desafio da yoga
(I've jerked off to these vids 20+ times...it's also made me appreciate younger things).
>>698066421
This:
>>698066606
And how old are you? Are you still living at home? how did he keep you (and her) under control. You seem kind of indifferent, I doubt you are, but it nearly sounds as if you've given up while you are the only one in a position to help this girl, not only by getting your dad busted (get proof if you have too - not fabricate!) but also because you know exactly what she has gone through. Hope you find the strength.
>>698067966
Havent really thought about the content more than the fact that it was my brothers laptop.
One that stood out I guess looked like a real professional hd studio, one girl looked about 13 and the other maybe 10 and they were just going at it. As hardcore as any lesbian scene out there.
>>698066768
.. story?
>>698068117
Why is it strange you might have a crush on a girl?Maybe you're falling for her.
How much fooling around?
>>698068180
What is that? What does it mean on English?
>>698066239
>>698066421
Call the police. They take that shit very seriously.
Two people with knowledge that he molested them is enough. You will go through hell when the lawyers go after you, but if she is willing to speak then you will be okay.
>>698068083
17, will greentext that shit into /b/
>>698060151
I have a sex slave.
I rape her around 60 times a week. Its basically the only thing I do anymore, if im not at work.
Nothing illegal. Shes made of rubber.
>pic related
>>698068294
known each other for about a year, we cosplayed as Natsu/Gray and made out all night at my appartment, that was the first time. A couple months later on her birthday I was her 'date' to get the parents off her back... A few events as well past that.
We're good friends and borderline weaboos.
>>698068521
Get her an Cam in the room. Get evidence. Bust him
>>698068711
Want
>>698068519
Pool challenge
Yoga challenge
>>698068753
date her. gf her. wife her. What's the problem?
>>698068220
sounds like a certain mouse from a cold place I've heard of.
what would you say to brother? is he single with no kids?
My brother used to show me his dick all the time when we were little. He also had me suck on his toe a lot...
3 years ago i squeezed my neighbours dog to death, little jack russel type of dog, just squeezed its neck and held its mouth shut. I felt so alive taking the life from an innocent animal
>>698069026
People like you deserve to be fucking sold into slavery
I cheat at pokemon go with NOX and pokelocate.io
i simply warp myself in the middle of a the busy city each morning and use the locator site to locate the rarest of pokemon and simply warp short distances to them and capture them, never having to deal with shit pokemon.
Only lvl 20 but almost caught them all.
if i warped too far i always click pokestops repeatedly until it gets me items then go capture the nearby rare pokemon (a cool glitch to reduce the soft-ban)
I lie to gf and tell her i get amazing pokemon at work but in reality i get nothing..
when i run out of pokemon to catch i will take 24hr breaks to warp to the different continents to catch the exclusive ones..
I had a 13 yo friend when I was 15, every time he would come hang out I would talk him into walking around barefoot and steal his dirty socks.
>>698069009
I just had a dream that i was with a young teen. I got horny and started to kiss her feet and suck on her toes...it was nice. Somehow we ended up kissing each other as i sucked on her toes. Not sure if this is possible in real life.
![saDikAXsP_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dxxN5VC.jpg "saDikAXsP_0[1].jpg")
>>698068220
this girl look familiar?
>>698068251
>Be me, 17
>Hot as fuck mum, big tits, nice face, in her 30s, round ass, loves cock.
>Mum catches me wanking a few times over a year
>Nothing to worry about, she understands and just walks off awkwardly
>No dad, mum has been single for a few years
>She never gets laid
>Catches me jacking off to milf porn, says its natural, was more awkward than the other few times, she didn't leave the room right away like usual
>A few nights later she was drunk and began talking to me about sex and things, asked if I had been with a girl yet
>Said no, tried to brush off all of her questions
>She begins to mumble about not getting laid and wanting dick
>ftw
>Finally get away from her and go to bed.
>Hear her moaning late at night, go out to see whats going on. See her in bed with a dildo, so drunk she's just crying out and not giving a shit who hears.
>Pretty sure she notices me, so I quietly get back into bed, hope she wont remember.
Story takes place over a few weeks.
>Few nights later shes drunk again and she says she remembers me watching her masturbate.
>Asks if I liked it.
>Didn't know what the fuck to say, so I just said yes
>She asks if I wanted to feel a woman's 'bits'.
>I try to say no, but she started pulling her shirt down to show a bit of her boob
>Say I wouldn't mind
>She drowns a bottle of beer than comes over to me
>Takes off her top and shows me her Dcups
>Tells me to touch them
>Start to feel them as she takes off her bra
>With her bra off she starts getting horny and feels herself while I touch her
>Wants me to suck her tits, so I do
>She slides down her pants and grabs my dick
>Keep going, slide a hand around to feel her ass, its pretty fucking good
>She tells me she wants to suck my cock.
What am I going to do? Stop her?
>She pulls down my pants and begins sucking my cock, shes sloppy and clearly hasn't done this in a while
>Keep feeling her tits, she then gives me a titfuck. The best I've had so far
Cont..
I fap to my own dick pic almost daily
I'm a 23yo virgin with a fart fetish
>>698068711
anal opening pics?
>>698066249
story of both?
>>698069503
yep.. continue.. and pic of mom would be appreciated..
>>698067115
i just read pizza lol
>>698060151
Killed someone when I was a teenager by accident.
>be me
>16 years old
>Friday night after school
>Gonna try acid for the first time
>Meet up with my friend at the roof of a mall to take acid
>After 2 hours of tripping balls on a roof I find a paint can.
>Throw paint can off the roof.
>Can lands on someone and knocks them out.
>See people gather around unconscious body.
>Run home, can't sleep for 40 hours and never taken acid again
die you all scum, niggers and Race traitors. you all are already dead scum. and shills too, just like your post. you fat jewish faggot from jidf.
>>698060506
>>698061557
Great job post the tapes all around the world expose this mounafikin.
>>698070339
you sure the person died?
My dad cheated on my mom while pregnant with me. That affair resulted in my half sister who I didn't meet until after my parents divorced and I started getting weekends with my dad when I was 14.
Half sister and I got along well and there was undeniable chemistry and attraction. We started fooling around at 14 after she caught me fapping. It was a slow build. First just looking at and gently exploring each other's bodies. Eventually we madturbated together. Sometimes to porn or just next to each other. Then hands stuff, then oral. We were both afraid to do vaginal so we did anal a lot instead. When we could get conforms easier we finally did vaginal.
We're both adults and still very close. We travel together when we can and since we have the same last name pretend to be a married couple. No more condoms. All unprotected sex. We have all the same fetishes and know exactly what the limits are. We've been able to keep it a secret for years and have no intentions of stopping. We both have significant others as a cover but I'm pretty sure she is her boyfriends beard. My girlfriend was a timid 20something virgin when we met. Super low sex drive and average atteactiveness.
We're all going on a trip together at the end of the month. Half sis and I are already plotting ways to get alone time.
>>698069503
>She moans about how she hasn't had dick in a long time and other drunken rambles.
>Feel myself cumming, push her head on my cock
>Fill her mouth with my cum,
>She swallows, tells me she wants more
>Bends over couch and pulls down her underwear
>Still fucking hard after cumming, realize I could probably get her pregnant if I keep going
Nowadays I'm not such a pussy and I would've just kept going
>Ask her if I should grab a condom
>She says no, just keep going, keeps asking me to fuck her and cum in her
>Fuck it
>Stick my cock in her pussy
>Didn't think she'd be tight
>Feels fucking amazing, have to steady myself by grabbing her ass
>She moans like a whore, tells me to fill her up and treat her like a slut
>She keeps talking dirty and it drives me to the edge
>Tell her I'm gonna cum, she pushes me back onto the couch, sits ontop of me and sticks my cock in her pussy
>Bounces on my cock
>I grab her tits and suck on them
>Tell her I'm cumming
>She slams down on my dick and I fill her with my seed
>After we (and by we I mean me) clean up, I take her to her bed, she falls asleep almost instantly, I go to bed, hopefully she forgets this and so do I.
>We dont.
Cont with more.
>>698061557
Kek if it was even a little real you would not write about shit like this on 4chan, pls kill urself kid
>>698069503
>>Be me, 17
>>Hot as fuck mum, big tits, nice face, in her 30s
oh yeah, mother birthed you when she was some 14-15, and no dad, yeah.
nigger 100% certified as a negroblack nigger.
>>698060151
my parents think i'm unemployed, but i'm actually a relatively successful commercial marijuana grower
>once it's legal on the eastcoast, im gonna try to get in on an untapped market
I what to fuck my gf 14yo sister, she is growing up so well it remembers me to my gf when she was youger
>>698069572
I also love to fart in the elevator every time I'm alone in it.
never caught.
coworkers still complaining that elevator smells like shitfart
>>698071030
you what?
I would like to fuck my sister.
Problem is, I never had any sister.
Then dinosaurs came in singing "Oh Happy Day"
>>698070695
Start a new thread if it 404s
>>698060301
Omg me too! He was a guy, and for a lot of years we sucked each other off. My first time seeing myself cum was with him.
>>698060151
I have 4 gf's
3 of them I'm catfishing to get off while the real one doesn't want to.
Planning to get another one soon
>>698069254
You MONSTER!
>>698069152
Agreed, fuckin sick
>>698071066
Sorry for the misspelling, I want to fuck my girlfriend's little sister, she is 14yo
>>698070695
Some more shit that happened afterwards
>Over the next few days we barely talk, she never mentions it, she seems to just act weird, kinda distant
>Tells me one day that she was sorry for getting drunk and acting like an idiot
>She asks if she went out when she was drunk, I say no
From what I can remember, she seemed to think she was raped or so drunk she ended up fucking some guy down at a pub
>>698070909
She was 35 and yeah, me being born while she was young did fuck up her life. I'm not black though, all things considered my mum probably fucked a bunch of strangers when she was younger. Although she was tight, so I assume not.
>After a while she starts to remember, at least I think she does,
>She starts wearing less clothing than usual when at home, sometimes she just walks around in panties and always bends over when I'm around
>Ask whats going on
>She grabs my dick and tells me she knows we fucked
>Says she wants to do it again since she cant properly remember it
>Pulls down my pants and starts sucking
>Not a good day for me, end up cumming in 10 minutes
>She pulls it out so I cum on her face, she licks it off.
>She takes a condom out of her panties. I guess she had planned this
>Tells me she hopes I wore one when I fucked her last time. Thank fuck she doesn't remember that..
>Dunno how she expects me to fuck her if I came in 10 minutes, she puts the condom on anyway. She tries to keep me hard by playing with my cock.
>She pulls down her panties and sits on the bench, legs open.
>I just go for it and stick my cock in her.
>We fuck
Cont..
>>698066032
Hey bro. or maybe it's /b/ro now?
>>698064890
You aren't in love with them, you have emotional problems. Go to a therapist.
>>698071327
We have a sociopath now
