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Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Zer0 claim
still here
Are mods bring ultrafags right now? Is that what this is?
Elizabeth claimed
>>698024017
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
Come to the stream.
if your bored were watching mad max
rabb.it/shino83
>>698024066
go back to /a/
Calamity-masu'd
Can't take her face seriously
>>698024310
>go back
newfag
>>698024310
These get banned in /a/
Go back to a/ fucking weebs
>>698024382
hey
>>698024310
How can i go back when ive never been there?
>>698024451
>>698023489
Cringiest threads ever. Just a bunch of neckbeard faggots who claim imaginary cartoons because real women reject them.
Why is everyone hating on /waifu/ suddenly?
Nice.
Go back to a/
>>698024680
>"neckbeard faggots"
>has gf
>does it for fun, mainly so I have the chance to talk about my favorite vidya character
>"neckbeard faggots"
How long will it last
>>698024532
Wow, thread isn't deleted yet. What up?
>>698024917
Go back to fucking v/ dumb cunt
>>698024964
just sitting. wish i had something to do
>>698025211
You have Steam? I have a few games for it.
>>698025039
What I post is still relevant by the "rules" of this thread. I could always post weeb shit but someone already has Tomoko. Regardless, no, I'm not going back to /v/
M O D S
O
D
S
>>698023592
Early showing for you. Whats the occasion?
>>698025351
i do. did you fix yours? i dont want to play anything really right now
>>698025642
Yeah, I had to go through a long process of cancelling Steam Mobile Suth and shit.
http;//www.steamcommunity.com/id/guywhoisprobablyanger
I'm ready about anytime
>>698025926
sounds like a plan
>>698025636
Why, hello there.
Oh, it's nothing in particular, really. I just felt like leaving a picture.
I'm going to try and sleep now. Farewell to you.
>>698026179
Sleep well
DO NOT DIE
Bump
/waifu/ will never die
Claim
>>698027333
Checked
![Kirino [296].png](https://i.imgur.com/A8jv1zA.png "Kirino [296].png")
Hi.
Always waifu
>>698027333
Chevked
Claimed
>>698027333
Vive la resistance!
Are we done being kill?
im such a jasperfag
https://youtu.be/fNZooFfxW48
>>698027882
Yes cutie
>Watching twitch right now so late replies
KEEP IT ALIIIIIVE
>>698027982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKDDu_0NsEk
>>698028215
We can only hope
How is everyone doing
>>698028362
bored
>>698028125
I'm not cute!
>Anything interesting?
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJjiVqeHeYA
I love using caustic chemical on grilltops.
https://youtu.be/VOQtB0xTiek
>>698028586
Yeah there's a streamer I normally watch on but he's been inactive
>Kiss
Admit it
>>698028291
https://youtu.be/kYd75Z1yl68
you're all fucking gay
>>698028982
Cute waifu
Do i really need to delete this thread again.
>>698028982
How?
>>698028743
Ohhhhh, nice!
I-I'll do no such thing you pervert!
>>698028982
Why thank you.
>>698029099
yes
>>698029095
yes
>>698028526
Yeah same here. Slow night, besides the wew mods
>>698028808
Nice jams man
>>698028982
Which is why we keep getting banned. It all makes sense now
>>698029099
Why
>>698029099
Theres no point, people will just make a new one
>>698025469
Damn you talk like a fucking neckbeard
>>698029191
thats ok by me,
>>698029099
Do it, faggot
>>698029131
Motorcycles.
>>698029374
Yea hopefully they ban lonely neckbeard fags that fap to cartoons and are extremely cringy
>>698029099
It will only be in vain
Yozora claimed.
Yo yo yo
>>698029652
Howdy shipmate
>>698029580
people can do what they like. none of my business.
>>698029652
hello again
>>698029448
There are 2 motorcyclists in thread. Only one of us has killed one though.
>>698029191
Thanks man.
https://youtu.be/y-VuiI_NP68
>>698029763
>>698029822
What's up?
>>698029822
Shut up nerd get a fucking life stop shoving you beta shit in my board
Smart as hell and hot.
>>698029448
Yes.
>>698029652
Yo Yo Yozo!
>>698029862
Just mad you can't push a bike that far. :^)
>>698029941
same old same old.
>>698030056
good talk
>>698030056
>My board
I still love you, I love you, I love you
But now you're killing me
And it is, it's no use, it's no use
It wasn't meant to be - You and me.
>>698029862
I know Rory.
>>698030159
Still haven't caught on huh?
>>698030056
>>698030056
>In my board
I drew this picture, btw.
>>698029941
Watching mad max in the stream
Just waiting for this thread to get deleted again
Hitler Claimed.
Waifu who did nothing wrong.
>>698030373
what did you draw it in
>>698030217
>>698030236
>>698030283
>>698030286
"Oh man i can't wait to talk about how lonely i am and that i obsess over a cartoon character"
/Waifu/ Rebel Forces Assemble
Read leader standing by
>>698030752
>read leader
>>698030729
>How lonely i am
>Has a gf
>not lonely
>Only here for the conversation
>>698030729
At least these characters aren't animals. Fucking furfags are the worst on /b/
>>698030752
>Read leader
>>698030217
I feel ya.
Nothing interesting going on.
Gotta get my anime game back on point. Ain't watch any in a while.
>>698030461
Mad Max?
Never watched it.
>>698030630
>Killed niggas so she could be a french princess or some shit.
>Nothing wrong
>>698030706
Paint.NET. It took forever xD.
>>698030729
pretty much yeah
>>698030833
consider illustrator
>>698030630
I mean, she did, but who cares? Best girl, tbh fam
>>698030159
I can. Just not my bike that I paid 8k for.
https://youtu.be/_yNAABKD4IA
>>698030752
Rogue One standing by
>>698030752
Read Yozora standing by.
>>698031012
>illustrator
I'll look into it, thanks man.
>>698030752
One time i cummed in a girl while she was on her period. It dripped out of her but it was pink.
Crazy shit man.
Obama claimed
>>698031111
Checked
>>698030994
same but im horrible at just watching things especially if they go over a season
>>698031112
going to have to pirate it unless you're fine with paying for it
>>698030994
Pfft. She only killed one nigga, and he was fat and a murderer so he deserved it.
>>698031111
Fucking check em
>>698031270
Sounds horrific.
Takes a true pirate to sail the red sea, anon.
>>698031350
Same.
>>698031366
#Fatasslivesmatter
>>698031350
I'm poor, thats why I use Paint.net in the first place. lmao
>>698030274
I'm incredibly dense. Like, INCREDIBLY dense.
>>698031078
Hey, a recalled part borked. Not my fault for that.
>Holy shit I can't make a post without trying 3-4 times. Fucking connection errors
>>698030994
The new mad max
Everyones seen that
>>698030729
Me either
Which character do you obsess over
Mine
>>698031569
Not in anime... Or Dark Souls
i like to imagine that somewhere out there there is a girl, just like jenny and can love everything about me. but that's exactly what she is, a part of my imagination.
>>698031569
If it a waifu thread tomoko is always gonna be in it.
>>698031635
You rocking that $5 internet my man?
>>698031717
Not this guy.
If the speaker on my phone wasn't busted I'd totally pull up on the stream.
>>698031743
4/10
>>698031804
Check your thin privilege.
Fat shaming is wrong.
>>698031928
I share your pain brother.
About my waifu, though.
How come this thread hasn't died yet?
Did the mods go to bed or something?
>>698031928
No robot joke?
https://youtu.be/s2LLJsxgp44
>>698031569
yeah i started deaths parade and i was like half way done with jojo
>>698031604
i used illustrator in high school it was pretty nice
>>698032197
I really don't know.
>>698032112
You tell me.
http://www.speedtest.net/result/5529816933.png
>Fucking end my existence.
>>698032197
The good mods died years ago
>>698032112
Then it's settled. we sudoku together
>>698032357
i'm out of original robot jokes
>>698032112
I dropped my phone in the toilet today
Barely got any visible water on it but its still acting up
Should i just kill myself
>>698032112
Checked my thin privilege.
I get to live longer.
Life is simply unfair.
>>698032667
Im thin. Literally a skelly. Ill still die early. I checked my privelage.
>tfw you have an invisible illness
>>698033050
Sorry, but could you please not speak to me? Skellies are too spooky for me, so I would appreciate if you avoided contact.
>>698033050
>>698033256
Same
>>698033256
>>698033345
Inside you.
Right now.
Is a spooky scary skeleton.
Waiting for you to die.
So it can be free.
>>698032411
Dropped out of fairy tale 30 eps through. Gonna have to get back on that shit.
>>698032511
Holy fucking crippled retards that shit is slower than my distant cousin temmy.
>>698032604
I don't have a katana though. We'll just have to hug eachother and do a double kill.
>>698032623
No. Go to your nearest mall and find one of those indian phone shops. They fix that shit easy. I just haven't gotten my phone over there yet. It's a wee bit expensive.
>>698032667
Good.
I'm actually not a fat fuck though. Doctor actually wants me to gain weight. Was shitposting.
>>698032197
There are mods on this site?
>>698033050
Anyone skeleton?
I never saw you and the yearly doot-scoot in Boston.
>>698033560
Nope i got mine removed
Then crushed and sealed in concrete so i cant rise
>>698033560
>>698033256
Do I smell a goth loli fight?
>>698033686
Thank god it's only my work internet. I don't think I could live with internet this slow at home.
>>698033686
butt that'll take forever!
>>698033698
All skellies rise, shipmate.
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect spooks
Spooknonymous
>>698033686
i couldnt get into that one
>>698033686
Oh, dear. Another skelly? It seems to be more common nowadays.
>>698033560
I've been suppressing my inner smelly with dirt and exercise and a healthy dose of waifus.
Boo
>>698033686
Nah they are gonna steal my waifu pics and ram
Id rather do it myself or buy a new phone
>>698034071
>
>>698034436
delet this
>>698034436
I am now ded.
My skelly is free.
>>698033911
Hallelujah
>>698033926
Nah fam. We'll just go back to back and you can run it through both of us. Kind of like a kebab.
>>698034178
I have to agree, it is a little overrated.
>>698034223
We were always common. It's just that nowadays more people are aware of our existence.
>>698034558
New phones are expensive though.
>>698034436
Hey, look!
It's my cousin Tim!
>>698033698
It talks.
They all talk.
It says.
>Guess again
>>698033686
I couldnt make it. Family issues. Someone had a bone to pick and I had plenty to spare.
>>698034845
then why watch?
>>698034845
Can we do it naked?
Chitoge best girl
Everytime i find a girl i could claim someone takes it
>>698035505
You got to be quick in the draw, like McCree-san at high noon.
>>698034898
I see you're a humerus kind of guy.
>>698034993
Just because it's overrated doesn't mean it's shit. Plus, I've got nothing better to watch at the moment.
>>698035264
As long as the balls don't touch.
>>698035505
Then you're not looking hard enough.
>>698035505
Claim anyways, we've had so many people that claim the same waifu, it doesn't even matter anymore.
>>698034845
I make alright money
>>698034898
B-but the surgery was a success
>>698024779
summer is still in
>>698035786
Great, now who goes first?
>>698035688
>McCree
>Quick
>>698035786
yeah i guess thats true enough
>>698035932
Poor guy. They couldn't handle an All-American lunch of lead.
>>698035798
I would but people think im the same person
most importantly fuck mods, what's going on tonight?
>>claiming Asuka Brewer-chan
>>698035846
Get a waterproof one next time.
Not sure if waterproof = piss-proof
>>698035862
Not it!
>>698036037
Surprisingly so.
I'm hittin' the hay, /waifu/.
Goodnight, sweet dreams, and make sure to plug in that nightlight because the skeletons are back, bitches.
Peace.
o7
>>698036405
>What are filenames
>>698036478
>>698036478
'night.
i also have to go. need to pick up some shit. bye faggots
>>698036497
People would still look at the image and think im the same person
>>698036478
No toilet was clean i just flushed
For some reason they decided not to try and waterproof the note 4 at all
And im not liking the new galaxy phones right now
>>698036464
nothing much
>>698036478
good night
>>698036686
just keep looking and claim as soon as you are sure.
>>698036650
Taking after the robot and signing off. I bid you adieu /waifu/.
tfw tards think a, aco, v, vg, and pol are containment boards and not the other way around
Claiming Lilly as I'm fairly certain I didn't see anyone else claim her
>>698036225
The damage was the worst part of the nerf. Reload time, they can have that. Taking the alt fire from 70 to 45 blows but whatever
>>698036686
Anon it's been done many times before. If you believe that then keep looking. You do you famalamadingding
>>698036405
Eh, after a little bit, people learn who is who. or you could do something a bit different, like when you claim, claim differently than the other person.
>Like Maki claims as Best Idol
>>698036984
are you the same lilly claimer that has been here for most of today?
>>698037103
That claim is indisputable too.
>>698037643
>excuse me princess
>>698037643
Should be Best Tease instead. :^)
Now that i think about it, it'd be nice if there was a KS Lilly claimer around here. She has really nice art for her.
There's a consistent Akira claimer, but no Lily? It's odd.
>>698037358
Nah but I have claimed her before on a couple threads. She is best girl after all
Dekomori CLAIMED
>>698038153
yes she is nice
>>698037974
I don't spend too much time on 4chan really but I claim her when ever I see this thread
>>698037786
Alright how about this. Rory is best non-canon idol.
>>698037795
>Makoto.
>Calling others a tease.
You're kidding right :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL-2Cu6zSNk
>>698038327
Fair enough. Pretty hard to spend a ton of time around here sometimes.
>>698037974
>>698038327
This is your reckoning.
You must fight for your waifu.
First to get dubs wins.
gogogo
>>698038748
Ur waifu iz shite
>>698038466
It is canon though. Same writer, alternate universe.
>>698023489
kill yourself, pathetic weeb loser
