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4 decides how I respond
>>698013332
Sorry I meant to send that to my mom.
>>698013332
now you
>>698013553
damn I might just do that anyway
>>698013332
Sorry not black enough for me.
Does my hair look good like this?
>>698013332
Sorry that was meant for my dad.
>>698013332
you like?
>>698013553
This
>>698013553
rolling
>>698013724
winrar
>>698013332
You can pet it, but you have to feed it twice a day...
Happy birthday
>>698013733
winrar
>>698013553
poast this toast
>>698013332
What are you a faggot?
Lol why would u send a nude pic while you're soft
>>698013553
rollin for this
>>698014011
kek
>>698014011
Broke your own rules for something legit funny. I like you, OP
>>698013332
You must like Tacos compared to Hot Dogs
>>698014011
lol *rubs hands* and now we wait
LOL at your reply to her LOL prob fake but I'm dead
>>698014011
3 decides
We send pics in this family it's not incest
>>698014253
She's a hot ass bitch, unlike you.
>>698014253
yeah, she's been dyin to see my new 'dew'
>>698013332
post a larger pic of the guy you sent.
>>698014253
She wanted to see how the hormone treatment was going
>>698014253
will you be my mommy?
>>698014011
Nice OP very nice.
>>698014253
hm, shes laughing, lets see how far OP can take this
>>698014253
Did I say mom? I meant dad. Damn autocorrect.
>>698014278
Roll
>>698014253
Incest is wincest
>>698014403
winrar
>>698014374
roll
>>698014211
yeah, im only wasting my time on a slut like you because she said she wanted a threesome
oh, hey, I wanted to ask you, are you an archeologist?
(wait for her response)
because I got a bone I need you to examine
Mom wants you nudes now. She says your cute
>>698014403
good shit, man
nice win
>>698014253
so now that we got to know more about each other, wanna hang out some time ?
>>698014253
"your mom, sry"
>>698014376
what they said
>>698014425
roll
>>698014253
Lol jk, so what do you think?
>>698014403
lol
>>698014278
rolling
>>698014403
nice win bruh
"Meant to send that to YOUR mom."
Sry
>>698014403
rolling
>>698014253
She wanted to see my new circumcision
>>698014691
wait for her reply
>>698014801
no shit dumbass
>>698014801
>>698014691
She's "seen" it but hasn't replied yet. Been 2 minutes
Show me your tits mommy
>>698014921
spam "plz reply" until she replies
>>698014921
she doesnt want to cum off as slutty by saying yes
>>698014691
thats some good shit, OP
>>698015045
This
>>698015045
This
you have to admit it was pretty clever ;)
>>698015045
i dig this
>>698015077
Tell her she won't come off slutty if she says yes and assure her you're a gentleman
>>698015045
What's the fun in being an attention whore faggot OP is on a roll
>>698015229
OP is on such a massive roll that she hasn't responded.
>>698014691
...because she doesn't let me fuck her anymore.
>>698015407
This needs to happen.
Ask her if she thinks you're photogenic.
My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from what's happening tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is this happening? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want you and I to hook up and maybe fuck a little bit. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought you were into me?!?!?
>>698015394
Kek.
She dares not respond in fear of what op's roll will do to her
>>698015822
Winrar
>>698015822
Kek
>>698015822
Apologize to your mother. Tell her you are stressed out and that it was wrong to lash out at her. After that you should go and find someone to talk to about life things.
>>698014691
Dude just fucking send her "if you don't reply to this your mom will die in her sleep"
im taking over your thread OP
dubs decide
First girl isn't responding. Started a new one
>>698016309
No u.
>>698016027
>4 decides
>>698015941
Skeleton mother in the closet going on a ride
>>698016374
well your fucking worthless, Please don't post in this thread again
Signed: 4chan anon's
>>698016396
Same guy who started the it was for my mom thing here. This time say it was meant for dad.
>>698016251
Nigger he is making a suggestion on what op should type.
Also >>698016309 if i get cool digits
>>698016509
Second
>>698016374
Ask Does her eyeliner smear when she cries from choking on your huge cock?
>>698016374
I want to date you, when are you free?
>>698016396
post her full reply fag
>>698016413
What do you mean should i send that to the girl or what?
>>698016566
cool dubs demands sacrifice!
>>698016592
reroll
>>698016592
rerolling
>>698016716
Yeah say "Sorry that was meant for my dad."
>>698016374
Hey baby, you like Slayer? Cuz God's gonna hate us after I go South of your Heaven.
>>698016566
Pretty sure anon knew and is acting out as if having a mild case of aspergers at our expense
>>698016456
Agreed
>>698016592
rerolling.
>>698016551
I walked in on mom fucking Donald Trump in a Donald Duck outfit
>>698016592
rerollings
>>698016592
re rolling
Link her this IMDB
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1430618/
Lets get together and watch this romantic film
>>698016592
REROLLING. Use this one OP
>>698016730
Agreed
>>698014011
Top kek
9 decides my response
>>698016873
ik i saw dat bro my bad
>>698016873
U don goofed
>>698016592
rerolling. use this one for the goth girl OP
>>698016566
Holy fuck i got cool digits
>>698017096
GET REKT
>>698017096
Ask her if she would prefer tyrone
My mom is always asking me to send her pictures of my wiener.
>>698017096
that's the last straw. im killing myself. enjoy being in my suicide note
>>698017096
IT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE
>>698017096
Tell her she can find out in person
>>698016804
But i am not op. So what the fuck you on about?
>>698017096
How about we meet up, i bet you couldn't handle it
>>698017096
haha slut thinks that's a small dick. ask her if she has a gaper
>>698014375
>>698017227
re1/2
>>698017096
Little triggered but it's not as bad as your pussy looking like a bucket of cow tongues
>>698017227
this
>>698017096
It wont fill you up, but itll never let you down
>>698017096
I know where you live. You wont say that when i beat your face to bits and choke you with my dick
>>698017096
"I think Hillary would be a good option. It's about damn time we got a woman calling the shots round here. Fr fr preach!"
>>698017096
my mom AND sister said it's the biggest they ever... hey fuck you!
I may not be able to hit the bottom of a tin can but I'll wreck the sides of it
It's about the motion in the ocean, Not the size of the wave baby ;)
>>698017460
WINRAR!
You're a slut you fucking whorish dumb cunt
>>698017227
ROLL
>>698017096
And you must have a very cheesy taco with extra yeasty beef
>>698017593
reroll, idc i like this
>>698015892
Don't use such a rarified bait fishy if you're posting this shit
That monster is responsible for 3 abortions.
>>698017659
WINRAR!
>>698017646
no its not stfu
>>698017096
perfect size for anal
>>698017409
winner!
>>698017096What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>698017409
Winrar
>>698017096
do you take bbc on the reg?
love dicks
>>698017652
roll
>>698017775
Has this ever been funny?
>>698013553
roll
>>698017775
Best
>>698017775
cringe thread confirmed
>>698017775
wow i cant beleive you typed all that, what a looser!
>>698017096
nigga it a grower not a show her
>>698017926
Of course, it's always hilarious.
>>698018108
low quality b8 but have a (You) anyways
She's not responding time to find a new one
>>698018152
Wrong, the answer is never.
>>698018108
Yeah i know all of that for just a thread like this, what an idiot
>>698018030
You seemed to have started it, fucking summerfag
>>698017096
does daddy do better
>>698013775
how is that a 4 you dumbshit
>>698017646
The bitch is probably still a virgin and doesn't know a good fuck is yet
>>698018259
Prove it.
>>698018394
He has a 9 you dumb shit
>>698018361
Thanks
>>698017735
9 decides the response check it fag
>>698017096
It's OK OP. She may have called you a Lil dick faggot but you will always be our little big guy!
Cheer up bud.
Although my penis may be small, I can assure you it will fill your hole with maximum efficiency, power, and prowess
>>698017227
This
>>698018614
>samefagging this hard
New one. 5 decides
>>698018818
rolling for this
>>698018614
Fukken nignog funi jokker here if i winrar post this to next grill ok thanks op plz gib monet for me and kids i hav in basement they need fod pr dey vill die
>>698018869
Kek
>>698018889
send her the caps of you failing with thw the other grils
>>698018889
dont act like youre not impressed
>>698018818
This seems like something mullet guy on the walking dead would say
>>698018889
Whoa shit, sorry I meant to have a conversation with you then send you my junk.
>>698018889
Please have sex with me. I have terminal cancer and want to produce an offspring before I die. Can you give a dying man his last wises?
>>698018889
Shake that ass bitch let me see what you got
>>698018889
Bitch, wtf, you should be proud to gaze upon the shining beauty that is this cock.
>>698018889
ay bb u like the sex?
>>698019025
Did you just roll for me? I think I just won
>>698018889
Do the mom thing again but to dad instead
>>698018889
ayy bb wann sum fuk?
>>698019139
Then show tits?
>>698018985
Yep
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
>>698019139
Whoops sorry wrong person
Then send the same pic again
>>698019139
Wanna see it hard?
>>698019195
This
>>698019139
Tell her your into loli
>>698018889
helo my name is dongerino pasterino i am 69 year old donger from imaqtmeatloaf’s stream.
420 years ago i was kidnapped and put into a donger concentration camp for 9001 years.
1 year ago, imaqtlasagne and imaqtpie invaded the camp and rescued me.
now i work as teacherino, passing down the wisdom of to young dongers.
Send me a pic to make it hard baby.
>>698019139
i actually shrink when it's hard, send your titties and I'll show you
>>698019139
lmao
You're failing at you job
Although my penis may be small and flacid, I can assure you it will fill your hole with maximum efficiency, power, and prowess
>>698019139
Make me hard
>>698019195
Winrar
Easy nudes /b/ you're welcome
>>698019225
>>698019195
WINRARS
>>698019205
Winrar!
>>698019225
winner!
>>698019216
Roll
>>698019195
Winrar
>>698019139
Say "You're*"
fn faggot whATY U TELL the girl who called u little willis
>>698019139
Help me out then
>>698019283
USE BOTH!
>>698019139
do you want me to be?
>>698019139
You are so so beautiful.. I think i might be starting to fall in love with you lol :/
>>698019441
This
>>698019243
Nice
>>698019441
THIS
>>698019225
>>698019139
Well it sure ain't soft baby cakes. Now flop over and spread that pussy cuz papa's IN THE HOUUSEE bringin' you that deluxe meat lovers special!
>>698019139
Show ur tuna
>>698019274
*tips fedora*
>>698018487
OP still has yet to deliver on my 9
>>698019139
You're
>>698019541
lol'd, roll
>>698019541
rolling for papa
>>698019527
You're the fucking man op. What number next?
>>698019139
Give me a reason to be.
https://discord.gg/aUuCZ
if you join this discord we can help you with girls
>>698019541
fuckin roll
>>698018792
Hand-kun?
>>698019747
I hope you catch syphilis
roll a 2
>>698017096
That's not what your sister said.
>>698019893Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>>698019893
17 bby we don't gotta tell no one
>>698019893
old enough to tear you apart when im hard baby girl
>>698019893
It won't matter until I'm caught, so lets get on with it
dammit are these just random bitches? OP i thought you were actually sending to chicks you knew
>>698019893
say 21!
>>698019893
im 12 and what is this?
>>698019952
WINRAR
>>698019952
winrar
sorry, i have a girlfriend
Quads
>>698019933
Just stop
Show the pussy whore. Be a good little bitch and help daddy bust a nut.
>>698019139
do u want a pic of me hard? ;)
>>698019933
yes this
im sorry ive just been in a weird place and said fuck it i think you and i have alot in common and yeah
>>698019994
go back to bed summerfag it's past your bedtime
>>698019952
winrar
>>698020094
R u gay
>>698019139
*you're
>>698020062
Winrar
old enough for dick
>>698017394
that's actually a really nice dick
>>698020219
i agree, idk why the ladies arent loving this
>>698014253
Sorry, I meant your* mom
>>698019893
I AM GIMLI
>>698020096
Roll
where is op
>>698019962
this chick was my FAVORITE back in the day. Gimme a few mins and I'll remember her name
>>698020219
Right.. not so bad.
The.. "it's not hard" bitch knows though..
Should have went full glory
>>698020305
They are. They just don't want to show it. If they didn't enjoy it OP would be blocked by them.
>>698019962
Fuck this I'm out OP is a massive faggot
>>698020420
>>698020420
She blocked me
>>698020464
>was my favorite
>can't even remember the name
>>698019893
> 82, if it depends on what i fucked last time
>>698020305
Unrealistic expectations due to porn. Porn effects womens worldview as much as mens.
>>698020176
>summer
it's December
>>698019933
Fucking roll
op is dead at his keyboard
Ops a fucking legend
>>698020589
we're talking like 10 years ago :P
>>698020608
wew
>>698020567
new chick nigger, also, is that really u in the pic? im pretty sure it isnt, im pretty sure ive seen that image floating around /b/ a couple times
why dont u download a pic of a hard cock then send it to a girl? it'd be cool if we could get some actual wins no one wants to see that little soft dick OP
>>698020608
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
>>698019139
she wants the D, dont fuck it up.
>>698020608
>2015 still not having summer
>>698020770
sheeeeit
>>698020747
you raise a very good point, anon. we need a raised dick... see what i did there?
>>698020932
No i did not see what you did there please elaborate
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
use this
>>698021116
pic is cut off what pic u send
>>698020932
Do it OP, listen to us
>>698021194
im having trouble identifying where the top of that dick actually ends
>>698021273
op is uploading , please be patient.
We all know you like seeing dicks
>>698021311
Waiting for yeah a little
>>698021067
well its like.. i said you raise a good point, like you bring it to light in a discussion, but see, what i did was, i compared it to a raised dick. cuz >>698020747 said that OP should download a hard cock.. and like when a penis is erect, it most commonly tends to rise up, so it may easier penetrate a vagina.. so like what i did in my comment >>698020932 was i compared your RAISING a point to a RAISED hard penis.. u know?
>>698021311
what? i thought you were the chick off of the "fuck local bitches" ad I saw on pornhub?
>>698021311
Lol
FUCK YOU
>>698021593
I don't believe that you are actually laughing out loud
>>698021593
it wasn't funny lying ass skeleton fuck off with your rattley ass self
>>698021593
idk if i trust that you're laughing out loud...
Lil dick nigga
Starting new again
>>698021593
Hey faggot want to see my cock?
