give me your best riddles
post riddle reply with answer so i have time to think
>>698007457
titsday, titsday, titsday, and titsday.
>>698007457
Today, Thursday, tomorrow, Tuesday? I've never heard that one before. Is this right?
Today tomorrow Tuesday Thursday
third, tenth, twelth thirteenth
today tomorrow tuesday thursday
>>698007633
Correct
what is black when you buy it, red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
>>698007662
not correct, but interesting answer
>>698007834
charcoal
>>698007834
A nigger?
>>698007903
right
>>698007953
My exact thought
>>698007834
a nigger?
>>698007834
a nigger?
>>698007834
a match
>>698007457
tuesday, tuesday, tuesday and tuesday.
Never said they had to be different days.
>>698007457
Tuesday Thursday today and tomorrow
what is red and smells like blue paint
>>698008326
Red paint
>>698008326
red paint
fuggin bush league
>>698008274
was about to say this.
>>698008326
a whole magma
>>698008326
a red wall that is being painted blue
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
>>698008326
apples with blue paint on them
>>698007633
well done. I got that kind of quickly which is a surprise since I'm not all that bright.
>>698008598
because you are what you eat and sharks don't want to be niggers
>>698008796
Nice...but not exactly.
>>698008598
because niggers cant swim
>>698008893
is it because niggers can't swim?
>>698008796
ding ding winner!
>>698008598
Because niggers in the sea look like whale turds.
whats heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?
>>698009253
Rocks obviously
>>698009253
A pound of shit, obviously
>>698007633
Wrong. Today IS Thursday
>>698009253
Rock, rock weighs more
A man in a restaurant sees a picture of someone hanging on the wall.
He says "Brother and sisters, I have none, but this man's father is my father's son"
Who is in the picture?
>>698009253
A killa-gram 'o steeow
>>698009478
His son
>>698009253
neither. they're both 1 pound
>>698009455
Not in Australia, you nigger
>>698009253
neither, both weigh a pound
>>698009253
Pound=pound
By changing letters, how can you make a number disappear?
>>698009597
Wrong
>>698009478
Him?
>>698009478
the mans child
>>698009614
Are you retarded? You mean to say that if you have the same ammount of feathers and fucking ROCKS they weight the same?
>>698009478
jebus
>>698009478
the man in the restaurant sees himself
>>698007844
how that aint right?
>>698009478
He's looking at the mirror on the wall
>>698009860
they have the same weight in rocks and feathers. there are obviously going to be more rocks but when there is a pound of rocks and a pound of feathers, they both weigh a pound you dumb shit
>>698009492
this desu
>>698008326
a native indian huffing paint
>>698009860
A pound of feathers is like enough to make two down pillows where as a pound of rocks is only a handful or so.
>>698009469
*facepalm*
>>698010131
there's actually going to be more feathers than rocks
>>698009478
An african american gentleman visiting the deep south
>>698010447
thats what i meant. my b
>>698009860
not the same amount, but the same weight. completely different things
>>698010414
but rocks are heavier than feathers?
>>698009253
same wight different volume
When I was 2, my brother was half my age.
I lived to be 100, how old is my brother?
3
>>698010695
99?
>>698010618
not when they both weigh a pound
>>698007989
>>698007903
but technically the fire is whats red not the charcol
>>698010618
Which is worth more? Two dimes or four nickels?
See, it doesn't matter how many of the things you have. Even if dimes are worth more than nickels, there can be combination in which they both are equal values
>>698010802
but its rocks vs feathers
>>698010846
charcoal can be red with out a fire
>>698008796
I don't care what anyone says, this is the official correct answer to that question.
Rocks are more dense than feathers. The feathers are going to have more volume but the weight is the same.
>>698010871
off by two
>>698010846
Charcoal glows when it's being burnt. It's not just a black lump with fire on top
>>698010870
Yeah but you have one pound of each, so the same ammount
whats worth more my dubs ?
or your filthy singles ?
>>698009807
>>698009951
>>698010078
Yes.
gj anons
>>698009970
Those are days of the month, not week
>>698010846
Have you ever used charcoal? That shit glows red, it's not the fire
>>698010753
winrar
>>698009478
It's fucking him
>>698010753
Correct
>>698010765
Wrong
>>698010808
Wrong, but close
>>698010811
How can you determine this number
>>698010871
How edgy.
>>698010901
This nigger is unteachable.
>>698008598
no such thing as a 'Great Black Shark'
>>698011108
You mean these dubs?
>>698011225
i said 28 because if you take half of 2(and its a riddle so you think backwards) so 4, and 100/4
>>698007457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
>>698010695
Dead. Your brother is most likely dead.
Or at least I assume so, since you're already dead and your brother is at least 99 if he even lived that long.
>>698011335
thats dumb
>>698011225
>69
>edgy
Fucking retard
>>698007457
The man who built me doesn't want to use me
The man who uses me doesn't know he's useing me
And the man who buys me won't use me...
What am I?
>>698011335
You gotta be the same dude that couldn't figure out that a pound of anything still weighs a pound right?
you bought a base ball and a baseball bat for $1.10. The baseball bat cost $1 more than the baseball.
How much did each item costs?
>>698011153
31 days
4 weeks
12 months
1 years
if you were born 5 years ago how old would u be now?
>>698011554
Bat was 1.05 and the ball was .05
>>698011521
a coffin
>>698009478
His own son.
>>698010618
but bricks have more mass, so if they have more mass then they have a stronger gravitational pull on atoms and if its left there over time it might be heavier then the pyramids of Giza, and if it continues to stay there, it will pull more atoms till it causes a black hole so there for bricks are heavier (on a atomic level)
>>698011661
No you dumb fag
What can no single person own but two can share?
Why is there a space between lions and spekowski?
>>698011554
basebal bat cost 1.05
the bal cost 5 cents
>>698011755
cummies
>>698011646
Correct you nigger
i am a woman and i am triggered
#spreadanarchylikegonorrea
>>698011836
Faggot
>>698011755
Love
>>698011755
good boy points
>>698011755
happiness
>>698011755
Herpes
>>698011755
an asshole
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days, how many months have 28 days?
>>698011755
The answer is friendship
>>698012174
All of them
>>698012174
12 - all of them
>>698007834
>>698007903
>>698011019
Brickets turn from black directly to white. Which may be the cause of confusion here.
>>698011521
Colostomy bag
>>698009253
The funny banana
Ok here's one: If you choose to eat me, the one who sent me will, in return, eat you. What am I?
>>698012422
how the fuck would you be unaware that youre using a colostomy bag
pusseh
>>698012523
A prostitute, a tapeworm, or a prostitute with a tapeworm.
>>698012584
Colon cancer mets to brain or dementia.
>>698012677
Wrong. Whoever sent the prostitute isn't going to eat you after you eat her out, and if you eat a tapeworm, the tapeworm eats you, not who sent the tapeworm.
>>698012523
Rookies?
>>698012986
God damn phone. Roofies.
What's the beginning of Eternity
Middle of Forever
And end of Time?
>>698011146
>>698011695
>this man's father is my father's son
If the picture is himself, then he would have to be his own father.
>>698013200
The letter e
>>698013200
letter e
>>698010618
This guy gets it, how the fuck are rocks gonna be lighter than feathers lol smh
>>698009253
mass != weight
>>698009478
Someone hanging on the wall
>>698008598
Because niggers can't swim
>>698013241
but i'm a man and im also my fathers son.
>>698012523
A cannibal's punch.
>>698012174
Intentional poor communication is not a riddle.
>>698013416
Billy
>>698013416
He was named stfu fat faggot with the catfish
0 because you capitalize the day
>>698009478
Himself?
>>698013416
Billy.
>>698013333
think of a rock the size of a grain of sand. compare this to the weight of a pillow.
>>698012523
Yogurt
>>698010695
99 or dead
>>698007457
Tuesday, Thursday, Tomorrow, Today?
To all things and men I appertain,
and yet by some am shunned and distained.
Fondle me and ogle me til you're insane,
but no blow can harm me, cause me pain.
Children delight in me, elders take fright.
Fair maids rejoice and spin.
Cry and I weep, yawn and I sleep.
Smile, and I shall grin.
What am I?
>>698009478
>>698013466
You are your father's son. But your father is not your father's son, which is what the sentence says.
If you have a picture of your son, then that picture's father (you) is your father's son (you).
Tonday
Tuesday
Tensday
Thursday
Triday
Tasdury
Tunsday
fuckingmorons.jpg
Can't sort out a simple riddlin
>>698013416
Billy
Whats the difference between bucket of shit and a nigger?
>>698012523
A worm for fishing
>>698012584
Colma?
>>698013778
Nobody doctors are women
>>698014087
you cant lynch a bucket of shit
>>698013773
A mirror?
>>698014293
>the the
>>698013416
Billy duh
>>698013773
A mirror
>>698013778
Robert you lying nigger
>>698014349
No.
Nearby you have a pond with lilypads. Each day the lilypads double in area that they take up. At day 48 the pond is full. When did the lilypads cover half the pond?
>>698014416
No.
>>698012523
Vagina?
You're in a brown house and all the walls face south. You look outside and see a bear. What color is the bear?
>>698014293
Found it. The mistake is the person who posted this.
>>698014557
white
>>698009253
Pound of feathers because you have to carry the weight of what you did to those birds.
>>698013778
None of them; the doctors are grills.
>>698014507
Okay, "a reflection" if you want to get technical about it. Which is fair I guess, since this is riddle time.
>>698014598
Ding ding ding!
>>698013773
Your reflection
>>698013773
a mirror
>>698013778
to my understanding either of them could be lying
>>698009860
Are you retarded it says they both weigh a fucking pound you fucking moron Christ how dumb can you be fucking idiot. Is your palm in your face???
>>698013773
hearts and stones TW3
I know a whore, with a fat ass that will leave you wanting more
(305) 763-2888
>>698014557
Human colored.
>>698014778
Water.
>>698014855
You have been getting trolled for over 15 minutes.
>>698014894
take your shit riddles elsewhere
>>698007457
The "t" is in quotes with no brackets, implying that the lowercase "t" is the syntax we're looking for.
"Tuesday" and "Thursday" both begin with capital "T."
Thus, worded as it is in the OP, the answer you all have accepted as truth is actually false.
Dumb faggots.
>>698013416
September 11
its not billy
An alternative to the feathers vs rocks question:
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
>>698010695
Please explain
>>698008598
Because they're well done
>>698015034
same wight different volume
>>698014087
THE BUCKET
>>698014557
Obviously red, because you eyes would be covered in blood after the house smash down on your head because of lacking structural support
>>698012523
Flesh eating bacteria
>>698015007
"t" is a letter, lowercase "t' and "T" are characters. T is the same letter no matter whether it is capitalized or not. Nobody would have had this autistic thought before the internet.
>>698014305
are you assuming Robert's gender??
>>698015132
Incorrect.
>>698012523
Fishing bait?
>>698014491
Day 47.
>>698015158
There's 1 place in the world where you could build a structure with all 4 walls facing south.
>>698015356
north pole?
>>698015356
North pole
>>698011755
Space?
>>698009860
>>698015173
>calling someone autistic over the internet
Well crafted, original thought. You must be quite a thinker, huh?
The more you take from me, the larger i get. What am i?
>>698015223
Sorry what pronoun does he prefer tumblerina? Robert can be the doctors' brother and not have brothers of his own if the doctors are his sisters..
>>698015489
so it's obviously a fuckin shirokuma
>>698014942
More like I just read it and couldn't resist on such a dumb answer
>>698015034
The feathers, but fuck the tory system
what month do you sleep the least?
>>698013773
My gut says the answer is the heart, but i also feel thats wrong
>>698015034
both the same.
>>698014942
I honestly was hoping it was a samefag.
>>698015562
Yes, I'm glad that even through your pedantry and bad personality you can see that someone else is much smarter than you. There's hope for you yet, if you start learning that words have meaning.
>>698015658
>>698015693
I agree, but thanks for getting it right :)
>>698015765
Nope, precious metals are measured in the Troy system where there's 14oz per pound instead if 16, making the feathers weigh more.
>>698015704
February, shortest month
>>698015679
>>698015782
I know, it's really tempting and honestly it's possible that that person doesn't know, but at this point there's no hope for them even if it's true.
>>698015704
February
>>698008598
They mistake them for whale shit
>>698015935
i dont care in what theyre measured, 1 pound is one pound dude.
>>698015951
>>698016035
correct
>>698015782
Nope just got out of bed to pop down a couple pain pills cause back is killing and I can't lay there so I figured I'd look to see what kind of dumbness is on here since that's what this place is full of
>>698016091
Not when one pound is 2oz lighter than the other pound.
>>698016224
well it is /b/ in the summertime...
>>698016249
there arent different pounds. we are talking about ONE pound. which is 0,454 kg. so 0,454 kg gold is the same as 0,454 kg feathers.
>>698014726
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>>698016377
More like it's /b/ as usual most worthless place on the web but still amusing sometimes
>>698009478
Himself
>>698016203
Which is bullshit if someone were to stay awake for a few days any other month.
>>698016528
A Troy pound is 2.6792kg.
>>698016528
One pound of gold is 373.24 g though.
>>698012523
Sounds like a vag.
>>698016686
fuck troy and his gay shit. we are talking pounds.
>>698013241
The picture is of his son.
>>698016765
are you trying to say 0,454 kg gold isnt the same as 0,454 kg feathers?
>>698012523
Shrooms
>>698016966
it is, but see >>698015935
>>698013898
Only you arent a srupid nigger. How hard is it to read?
It literally says: This mans father is me. Therefor the picture is of his son. Not him or any other nigger
>>698016966
No one is saying that, but one pound of gold is always 373.24g, not 454g.
One of my favorite riddles / logic puzzles...
A group of people with assorted eye colors live on an island. They are all perfect logicians -- if a conclusion can be logically deduced, they will do it instantly. No one knows the color of their eyes. Every night at midnight, a ferry stops at the island. Any islanders who have figured out the color of their own eyes then leave the island, and the rest stay. Everyone can see everyone else at all times and keeps a count of the number of people they see with each eye color (excluding themselves), but they cannot otherwise communicate. Everyone on the island knows all the rules in this paragraph.
On this island there are 100 blue-eyed people, 100 brown-eyed people, and the Guru (she happens to have green eyes). So any given blue-eyed person can see 100 people with brown eyes and 99 people with blue eyes (and one with green), but that does not tell him his own eye color; as far as he knows the totals could be 101 brown and 99 blue. Or 100 brown, 99 blue, and he could have red eyes.
The Guru is allowed to speak once (let's say at noon), on one day in all their endless years on the island. Standing before the islanders, she says the following:
"I can see someone who has blue eyes."
Who leaves the island, and on what night?
There are no mirrors or reflecting surfaces, nothing dumb. It is not a trick question, and the answer is logical. It doesn't depend on tricky wording or anyone lying or guessing, and it doesn't involve people doing something silly like creating a sign language or doing genetics. The Guru is not making eye contact with anyone in particular; she's simply saying "I count at least one blue-eyed person on this island who isn't me."
And lastly, the answer is not "no one leaves."
>>698013416
Obama
>>698017150
But niggers don't know who their father is
>>698009478
His half-nephew
>>698016966
No. I'm saying 373.24 g of gold isn't the same as ~454g of feathers. :D
>>698014087
A bucket of shit might have some use.
>>698014726
This
>>698013939
>tasdury
Wh-what
>>698011521
Google adsense
>>698017131
yeah i get that troy shit. but still you cant change 1 pound = 1 pound.
>>698017271
no one pound gold is one pound (measured with a normal kitchen scale)
>>698017383
same as
>>698017271
>>698011662
Gravity effects everything with the same pull idiot, it adds acceleration directly, anyway if they weigh the same they have the same mass retard, cause the force on them (ie weight) = mass * acceleration, since the earth adds acceleration of ~10 m/s downwards on them both for the weight to be equal the mass must be equal you retard
>>698017325
>there are no reflecting surfaces
nobody is alive because there's no water
>>698017586
But one pound in the context of a precious metal is not the same as a pound weighed on a kitchen scale. Precious metals are ALWAYS in the context of the Troy system.
>>698017586
>no one pound gold is one pound (measured with a normal kitchen scale)
It's not though.
>>698017873
not if you put one pound of gold on a kitchen scale.
>>698017880
so youre saying one pound isnt one pound? nice autism you got there m8.
how long is a chine name.
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?
>>698009253
Does the density of the rocks mean that there center of gravity is slightly closer to the earths surface and therefore gravity pulls a TINY bit more?
>>698018409
%50
>>698017325
That's literally the most autistic riddle ever.
>>698017325
No idea. Tell me.
>>698017325
100 blue eyed people leave on the 100th night.
>>698015642
credit card bill
>>698018553
That answer seems perfectly cromulent as well.
>>698010695
How old IS he? One year younger than you are now. Roughly.
>>698015642
Debt
>>698017880
alright just so you understand. take a small piece of gold, e.g. a ring and put it on a kitchen scale. the kitchen scale reads 10 grams. put 99 more SAME rings on the scale and what does it read? exactly. 1 kg. so this 1 kg gold equals 1 kg feathers. now you cant argue with that right? please.
>>698018812
It is not a riddle but a logic problem
https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/Blue_Eyes
>>698018409
Chicago?
>>698007457
Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday.
>>698011153
I see your point but tomorrow can also be part of a different week.
While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know.
She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be, that she fell in love with him there and then ... A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.
What is her motive in killing her sister?
>>698011755
a conversation
>>698018207
>so youre saying one pound isnt one pound? nice autism you got there m8.
Didn't say that.
Alrighty boys here is a good one:
It is cold and it is hot,
It is white and it is dark,
It is stone and it is wax,
It's true nature is of flesh and it's color is red
>>698015642
A hole
how long is a chinese name.
>>698017325
autistic explanation, the guru could be seeing the same guy everyday nothing is stated on this fact
>>698019249
The sister killed the mother.
>>698019249
Hope the same guy comes to that funeral as well
>>698007457
Tuesday, Thursday, The weekend
A plane crash lands on the border of USA and Canada, where do you bury the survivors?
>>698017371
You win
>>698008893>>698016249
If it's 2Oz lighter it's not a pound
>>698019312
the human heart?
>>698019292
good. and when did i say i meant 1 troyshit gold? i said one pound.
>>698019465
you don't bury survivors
>>698019359
long is a chinese name drake long, american dragon HOHO gr8 riddle m8.
>>698019447
Correct. According to my shitty science you are now a Psychopath
>>698009455
Then Thanksgiving day
>>698011146
that doesn't make any sense
>>698019542
Yep.
Did you look it up or just make a guess?
Also that was my personal favorite riddle.
>>698007953
Everyone knows a nigger turns purple when its time to throw them away.
>>698019657
oh fuck it was jake long
>>698019731
i thought with my brain, you said its made of flesh and the human heart is said to be cold, hot, dark and made of stone so yea
