Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claimed.
Claimed.
>>698005769
You are not fine, your responses and reactions are the exact reason you attract these "sadist" that are "out to get you" you're among a community of people that see you as a target, and to be fair, you make yourself into this target when you can prevent it. To quote an old proverb, "don't feed the trolls"
>>698006036
Well, m16 is better than you...
Night tho!
>>698006058
I have my lolipop.
Looks like I'll have to leave due to my router. See ya.
Claimed.
Drunk claim. G'night waifu,
>>698005907
Long day from ac work.. sometimes I really hate summer
>>698005969
The lolipops is the ONLY redeeming factor
GOOD LUCK.. getting through the exclusion zone
>>698006004
Yes my love~
>>698005743
nigger you havn't even been to highschool you underaged faggot and do you have proof? you don't know my intentions.
You can go jam a fork in an electrical socket for all I care.
>>698005670
U AN SHIT
>>698005769
So where do you fall on the spectrum?
shits gotta be way fucked up for you, god damn i feel bad for your parents. must be hard raising someone who they know will never get a job or get married, or even have any real friends or hobbys besides masturbating to depraved porn.
Hows the squirrel catching going?
>dekomori claim
>>698006251
IN!
>>698005888
oh hi how are you friend
Claimed
>>698005579 (Moog)
Trying to nap or just chillin?
Its just been another day of games and friendos, thats about it for me
>>698005635 (B E S T)
Hello best, many an overwatch game were had tonight. Unfortunately i dont make the mons in this game at the same rate i do in payday. I need so much mons for skins
>>698005911 (Doll)
Yo, ive been meaning to ask. What is your waifu from?
>>698006394
Your waifu is shit
Gardevoir claimed.
check em btw
>>698006435
Who dis
>>698006374
It looks like it tastes bad if you want my delicious candy
>>698006227
Say that to my face and not online cyka
Goodnight everyone
Claimed
>>698005879
My man!
>>698005911
Exactly, but very boring
>>698006454
A lot of people have been saying that because she can't get cold, that's a flaw... You have body heat, put two and two together
>>698006036
Night.
>>698006058
You're the one who asked for it, I'm not paying anything.
>>698006394
We should talk tomorrow, or once your router starts working. If you even see this.
>>698006397
How are you today Moogster?
>>698006251
mandatory uta claim
>>698005228
you wouldn't be arguing with me.
times were simpler.
desert punk just come out so /a/ was loving life.
i wish we could of maintained that feeling of importance throughout time.
>>698005452
ah, yea, i've been here (/waifu/) since before fallout 4 come out.
i remember that because people we're hyped up for it.
if i remember correctly it was october.
>>698005911
its why i love theories about the universe.
surprisingly that sounds amazing.
so does this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw813qjiFQI
one day there will be a use for this time other than sleep.
do you, cuz you ain got ns, so if you did i would kinda be surprised
still here
Shitposters never learn, do they?
Akiko claimed
>>698006451
Fucking hell Deko
>>698006440
howdy yuno
>>698006359
hi yui
>>698006520
hey hey hello
Claimed
>>698006571
Isn't that what horses eat?
>>698006615
Goodnight.
>>698006491
nice pick.
Claim
>>698006451
>U AN SHIT
You can't be dissing anyone with a response like that.
>>698006628
>always humdrum
>never anything interesting
>>698006615
Your waifu a shit
>>698006520
A very drunk Tomoko poster.
NIGHT
Shinoa claimed playing some games
',:)
>>698006734
HANK goodness an adult is here!
>>698006742
There's a distinct lack of Gardevoir's dick
Still here
>>698006004
Yep, I can relate to that. Horrible bosses are the worst.
Did I ever recommend Audioslave to you? I know you suggested Evil Empire to me at one point.
>>698006440
Exclusion zone?
>>698006851
Top smug
>>698006525
I don't want your candy but I see something else I can suck on~
>>698006615
M16 better, night
>>698006887
>>698006374
he is so insufferable I want him dead he knows nothing but ill try to stop I just wont look when I see his ugly waifus face
>>698006692
I am not Tatsumi..
>>698006851
Are you gittin gud?
>>698006742
Plz no loods...
>>698006458
No I'm just laying here and got some music going
>just another day of voice and friendos
Sounds good
>>698006640
All I did all day was go out buy some new pants and shoes because I'm on vacation
still here
and
>>698006058
ok i guess
>>698006847
night
>>698006671
i didnt post this....
>>698006686
#makewaifugreatagain
Good evening Akiko, hope your days been fine.
>>698006768
It was the response that anon deserved.
Yosh yui.
>>698006866
Boy ain't right.
>>698006940
Its a silly ol quote I use from Destiny, instead of just saying "good luck!" I finish it off with the quote from the game
>>698007045
It's time to LEGo of your problems!
>>698007029
LEWDINGGGG, ITS WHAT I GOT!
>>698006320
>>698006359
>>698006374
>>698006394
>>698006435
>>698006440
>>698006451
>>698006454
>>698006455
>>698006458
>>698006491
>>698006493
>>698006520
>>698006525
>>698006615
>>698006625
>>698006628
>>698006640
>>698006655
>>698006671
>>698006684
>>698006686
>>698006692
>>698006768
>>698006762
>>698006742
>>698006847
>>698006851
>>698006940
YOUR WAIFUS ALL SHIT
>>698006338
>>698006355
YOUR WAIFUS TOP TIER
>>698007003
I know this why why do you say this things
>>698007092
It appears you have an imposter.. can I kill it?
>>698006640
No! PAY UP!
>>698006961
You're weird, please go away
>>698007092
But you're still frowning.
>>698006692
Hey Esdeath.
Besides the trolls, what's going on?
>>698006940
What's good Yuuki?
>>698007195
>>698007090
I got some new shoes in the mail today.
>they didn't fit
>>698007269
No. Do you want this to happen to you?
>
>>698006451
Hot damn, you're an eternal hive of originality. Coming at me with such insight and rage, I sure wouldn't want to mess with you!
It's odd that the one part of my statement you gravitated towards is high school. It seems as if that particular topic agitated you. People don't often like hearing the truth. I assume you yourself are still in school and suffer from some sort oppression, a bully perhaps?
You know that instead of breaking down walls you can build new ones. Use these threads to find a friend, have fun. Not everything needs to be all doom and gloom. And remember, it gets better :)
>>698006044
Ah, thought my wallet was going to be in trouble.
>>698006004
Nah didn't do anything for me, is that your favorite?
>>698006458
Fun times I'm sure, those summer boxes are garbage though. Fuck outta here with your "special" voice lines. Bummer, Bain must of been pretty peeved, how much do they sale for?
>>698006851
Don't die.
Calamity-masu'd
>>698007213
That's nasty. Why do you have that saved?
>>698007217
mine's a husbando so your wrong.
>>698007143
I don't even have time to explain why i don't have time to explain
>>698006994
That right there, the wanting someone to be dead over a comment. It's ultimately pointless, relax, let it go.
>>698007269
Says the person who wants my candy, you go away.
>>698007143
Gotcha, no wonder I didn't get it. I thought it was some DaS thing I missed
>>698007349
Not much, playing Rocket League at the moment
>>698007410
Yesssss!
>>698006940
Yeah we already talked about them hahaha
>>698006440
Sorry for such a crappy response I am trying to triple task here haha
>>698007377
TL;DR
Go turn the dials on your oven all the way and try to light a match.
>>698006847
Texas?
>>698007419
>>698007356
Let me guess, your favorite food is CALAMs!
>>698007366
I do not fear death.
>>698007542
I do believe you are lying, I never said such words.
NO FLAWS
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>>698007222
Tatsumi is weak and sub to Esdeath
I am not sub, I am dom!
>>698007462
*Quality bungie scriptwriting*
>>698007544
Nigga you should know I'm a bigger destiny player
>>698007574
The hell you doing?
>Whys rikka looking like a todler
>>698007410
not quite yet lol but so far its real neat.
>>698007231
please kill it
>>698006940
Sword
>>698007003
No scoping in SWBF2 is a bit hard :^)
>>698007021
Same
>>698007045
I really like this smile
>>698007217
Oh
>>698007410
I would say "heroes never die" but I'm a clone. We're replaceable like droids:^)
>>698007438
People are into it
>>698007231
would be appreciated
>>698007587
c data is texas and yes they were talking about drinking earlier
Waifu for Lifeu
>>698007675
SNEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>698007711
I'm going to NIGGAte that attack
Claiming this waifu/husbando
>>698007660
Well, I'm not paying you shit.
>>698007769
No punctuation Tomo aka The Love Box?
>>698007846
Doll claimed.
>>698006435
>>698005391
Night guy.
>>698005635
I don't think I've been doing it enough.
That's a good point. As long as they're not attached to a face we should be fine. Fuckin kek, best supporting VA goes to Rover. They at least usually admit their mistakes (except poise dafuq from) and rectify them, like the load times in bloodborne.
I wouldn't count on it. Hey, the great ones are sympathetic in nature, maybe they'll bring her to life for me.
>>698006044
Nothing much, just laying in bed. Yourself?
>>698006458
^ PS4 souls series game.
>>698006628
Ah, it's as boring as you want it to be. Other flavours may be more unique, doesn't make them better.
>>698006655
The worst (or best) part about them is we won't know in our lifetime.
I think they all do so far. Maybe it's the fact that it's familiar but different.
https://youtu.be/FezIecV_das
That's true, I don't, but there's only one guy I've talked to who I know is from Bristol and regularly uses the Mandatory claim
>>698007812
you called?
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>>698007709
>>698007769
W-Wait.. there's two of you.. I'm confused
>>698007749
Lol what a gay.. no scoping, fuck outta here with that cod4 shit
>>698007366
>they didn't rip
Lol rip
>>698007217
>not included
Whew :^)
>>698007749
Eugh... there are certain fetishes like furry, vore, and guro that I will never understand.
>>698007576
I don't know if this is what you intended, but by proceeding TL;DR with that statement, it's implying that your post is the TL;DR of my post. Or at least it appear and reads that way. Which is an implication you yourself want to commit suicide?
I'm confused what you're trying to convey.
>>698007217
Thanks.
>>698007995
>>698007749
right?...this is one of my favorites
>love the beard
>>698007952
Playing For Honor. can't wait for the weekend
>>698007678
I am talking to you all, playing street fighter and eating haha she just looks younger in the picture but I assure you she isnt a loli
>>698007920
I'm robbing you, HANDS UP!
>>698007963
I like your scales
>>698007846
>I'm going to NIGGAte that attack
I love you Carlos.
>>698007846
I had a laugh.
Whelp, my set up is slowly coming together, But there's still A LOT of work to be done.
>>698007090
What are you listening to? Hit me with some stuff
Only the best of days
>>698007410
Those boxes are garbage. I ended up getting one of the new tracer legendaries. Its a terrible skin but the gun actually looks really good so i put it on for that
Im sure bain will get over it, ive put hundreds of hours into the game and robbed many a thing. Hes not allowed to give me that smack talk
>>698007749
Lil smug
>>698007952
Ohhhh, nice. Ive never played a dark souls game but so many people tell me to try it. I have seen speedruns of it and it looks good
>>698008063
It's hard enough to find shoes that look at least decent that are size 15, but now I think I need to start buying my shoes wide.
>>698008160
No.
>>698007846
Carlos you are a GOD
>>698007544
>Rocket League
Not for me, which is odd as I enjoyed the original one, ya know Supa Sanic Rocket Powered Battle Cars, or something.
>>698007846
So bad it's good/10. As with all your jokes.
>>698008069
>>698007940
yes that is me
>>698008043
its no big deal in the end i guess
>>698008070
are you an retarded?
>>698008152
A loli is best.
>>698008333
Trips confirms.
>>698008177
K-you-go tell Spiderman and Deadpool to be nicer? I'm getting webbed up in this situation.
>>698007349
not much besides letting my heart rate decrease and lying down
>>698007542
but its not just a comment he threatened and challenged me its ill try and let it go
>>698007678
>yuno a dom
its like you want me to like her, or did you mean yourself anon
>>698008069
dont understand just dont have a meltdown when someone has one
>>698008069
Furry, animal reasons.
Vore, no idea.
Guro, sadism and pain infliction >>698008232
Cutie~
>>698007952
its annoying but assuring as multiple theories include us being annihilated.
ok, that is fuckin amazing. i love it.
but not all metal covers are good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0ukoL7sW8
as this song was meant to be peaceful it lost that in the convert to metal.
i honestly prefer the original.
and that guy is me, ccuta
(was gonna say cute-a as a joke)
>>698008429
>>698007574
I can't remember everything we've talked about lol! I was jamming out today trying to figure out some of their songs on the guitar, ended up figuring out Far Cry by Rush instead lol
>>698007678
Nigga you're a big player for both games
>>698007749
What you playing?
>>698008361
It's one of my favorites. Never played the original though. Was it good?
Lilly claimed
Gnight
>>698008573
>great-tier claim
Goodnight.
>>698008152
Hmm I need to make food soon or buy something
Oh I dont mind loli.. what I DO mind is todlercon shit
>>698008389
Nooo I need to know which ones the OG tomoko
>>698008434
>Yuno
>Dom
Only if I command her to be
I love taming crazies
>>698008571
I am lol, cant argue with that
>>698008392
I assume you won't properly understand what it is I'm trying to convey, as I don't expect you to. What I'm saying is you should of added a question mark or ending punctuation after TL;DR. Punctuation make all the difference when you're trying to clearly convey a concept, or else your meaning becomes misconstrued. Do you want me to explain like you're 5? Do you need an English lesson?
>>698008759
>>698008392
But then you would be the senpai kek
>>698008571
Ayyyy you should learn Fly By Night!
>>698008739
Awww want me to make ya somethin? Yeah that shit is super fucking weird man
>>698008043
For the medals and beam rifle
>>698008069
Dude i went on /d/ once amd saw something about blueberries. Peoplw also get off on insect impregnation or beast impregnation
>>698008133
Could see why you post it everytime
>thanks. Have another
>>698008253
Best dood
>>698007846
FUCK THATS GOOD
>>698008497
Inmate
>>698008571
Battlefront 2
Doll claimed
Where am I?
>>698000000
>>698008913
NOt yet nigger
>>698008853
Mmmmm make me a lasagna!
>>698008862
How is battlefront 2 not dead ?
>>698008434
He threatened you, with no weight behind it. He challenged you to an air breathing competition. Both are ultimately empty with no cause and effect, except you react, which feeds the cycle. Remain relaxed, and it will cease to happen as frequently. It will still happen, but will become rarer.
>>698008898
home
my waifu won a hunger games thread. Find ONE flaw.
>>698008434
Sounds like a fun time.
Did you get any further in Fallout 4?
>>698008571
It's pretty much the same, which is why I'm not sure on why I don't like Rocket League.
Oh, by the way, I've finished No Game No Life.
>>698008434
You should let yourself go right into a vat of acid
>>698008765
TL;DR
Kill you're self
>>698008853
Dekomori is still a loli
>>698008253
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_FQYGaB0jQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IK3VV8RXny4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6M5O5yc_0k
Pretty sure none of this is your kind of stuff but you might like the 3rd song a bit more
Once I get back home I'm going to play a bunch of games
>>698008313
>size 15 shoes
what the fuck I'm only a size 9.5 kek
>>698008426
I answer to a higher calling.
>>698008739
does it matter? we dont really talk in the first place
clmd
>>698009070
>you're self
>>698006251
https://youtu.be/b6vBZIpRBt0
>>698009034
cant ride a bike
Mei is best Waifu. Mei is my Waifu.
>>698009001
Oh Yuno I am super good at that im down, anything else?
>>698009070
Oh fuck you are right, well then we shall be on a even plain
>Rikka
>>698009136
Successful thread derail of spidey,carlos and DP
>>698008862
>Peoplw also get off on insect impregnation
Oviposition is a fantastic fetish
>>698008853
That's actually the next song I want to learn actually! I can't get the fingering down for the intro though
>>698008739
Fight over. They rekt me. Need to watch that Dumbshits guide again.
>>698008862
>Battlefront 2
muh nigga. That game is the best
>>698009055
Oh yeah? What'd you think?
>Yuuki
>>698009336
Thank you! Deadpool approves!
>>698008862
No, you're the inmate!
>>698009034
>This picture
Snakes don't have asses! There is your flaw! They can't have one since the cloaca is on the underside of the tail!
>>698009336
>Derailed.
You mean fast.
>Mizore
>>698009467
I mean derail faggot
