send out accidentally a dick picture to your best friend girlfriend
>>697975090
dude i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
More points for a dick with her picture in the backround
>>697975191
Suck my dick
Best reply gets nudes and snapchat from her
>>697975090
Shit my phone is broken. Would love to join in.
>>697975892
Too sad
my best friend girlfirend is actually a boyfriend and i dont have his number/snap
>>697976364
Then send anyone you want a pic
Bump
bump
>accidentaly
bump
>>697978202
Ok, where is the answer?
>>697979147
Pamper? As in the nappies? have her explain that.
Also, rekt
>>697979147
Legendary
>>697979147
>>697979334
Pampers like the brand of disposable diapers
>>697975191
nice
>>697979735
Ahh, I forgot they're called diapers in America, sound.
>>697979147
LOL get rekt baby dick
Bump
>>697979147
atleast she respond to you
>>697977806
Lol
Roll
>>697975191
New copypasta?
>>697975625
k
I win
bump?
I bet you most girls just delete you as a friend
it happened to me when i sent dickpics to every girl i knew
I was horny and figured fuck it, i want them to see
some of them contacted my wife.. woops
it's pretty hard to get nudes from a girl who isnt your girlfriend. i tried for months talking to girls i knew, the ones who were keen wouldnt send nudes but one of them did end up fucking me.
so sending nudes could result in win..
anyway i recommend it because there's a rush when you hit send and realise you can't delete it..
but once you cum you start regretting it .. lol
>>697981885
Old actually
>>697985179
Tell her you want her
>>697985750
What next?
>>697985750
Lol if he plays his cards right. He might get laid. I give him 1 minute to fuck up
I believe in you OP, get yo dick wet.
>>697986032
this
the fact that she's responding at all.
She just wants some good lovin.
>>697985750
Write: you really think i give nudes to every girl? I do this cause you are special. I trust you
>>697986421
YEAH THATD TOTALLY WORK BRO XD TIPS FEDORA
>>697986371
You passed the expectation of a minute and fucked up in half that time.
>do you literally have autism?
>>697986371
You are my hero
HAHAHHAHAAH THIS GUY
>>697986666
Holy shit dem quads. Tell her I wouldn't expect you to be a garden tool either
>>697986666
checked'd
>>697986371
T0PKEK
>>697987278
She just responded "K"
>>697987278
>>697987278
>>697987278
>>697987278
GUYS GET IN HERE
>>697987406
give us a new chat OP
>>697987278
didn't censor name
lulz top quality
>>697987594
whoops
>>697986666
horse girls are nuts dude be careful
>>697987777
Hahaha damn 6666 AND 7777 in one night??
>>697987876
i can confirm this
>>697987777
nice quads
>>697986371
anon... what the fuck? are you new or something?
new chat pls, i love this
COMFORT HER WITH THE LIL DICK, YOU CAN DO IT ANON
>>697975090
'accidentally'
bruv she wants to lay out her shit to you
>>697988179
Ask her what's wrong then when she responds send another dick pic to cheer her up
>>697988179
Tell her, "let's settle this in Smash."
Then send her that picture again.
Topkek.jpg
>>697988179
tell her the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
>>697988179
tell her that you can be her adhesive plaster
>>697988179
lets get op laid tell her cuddling might help her out
>>697988179
Tell her to come hang out and get her mind off it. Then go for the kids and put your baby dick in her
>>697988179
ask her if she's hurting from riding her father too much to keep the jewish bloodline pure
>>697988652
Wtf
>>697988652
Tell her: I want you
>>697986666
>>697986666
>>697987777
>>697987777
OP actually got these, wow. Winrar this shit. This guy is a fucking wizard!
>>697988652
If i know suicidal girls (and I do), she wants you to fuck her.
>>697986371
Dammit man this is golden.
>>697988652
I want you baby. Let me ease your suffering.
>>697988652
try to get a picture of her OP
>>697988782
Don't stick your dick in crazy bro, a horserider and suicidal all in the same package. red flag
>>697988652
tell her that no one wants you neither and that you're perfect for each other
>>697988179
Just say "wanna talk." Let her text her lifestory. Say, "I understand.." and then send another nude.
>>697988652
Ask her if she's depressed that she's a nigger
>>697988652
"Lol jk I don't fuck jews"
Tell her you want her then send another dick pic
>>697975625
I'm horny and I want it so pls k thnks
>>697975892
why would you tell us this? who cares?
>>697989018
Roll do this
Waste as little time messaging her as possible u need to set up something in person
>>697986371
holy fuck gold
>>697988652
OP this is so easy you could have this in the bag just tell her you feel bad and ask if she wnats to hang out. say youll buy her ice cream
then sex her
>>697989202
I do
>>697989346
you found her?
>>697988652
What the fuck is taking you so long OP??
>>697978202
>>697979147
>>697982169
>>697984867
You're a fucking sick cunt, mate.
Legend.
>>697989447
Yes sir.
OP can't even score this fat whale with his baby dick anyways. Hell fuck it up
>>697989771
dude
>>697989771
Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in weeks
>>697989771
>>697989771
for fucks sake this dude is hot and even he can't get a women....wow are all of us men just completely fucked in this day in age? Like why even try at this point
>>697986666
Don't stop. Go all in on it.
Beg to see her butthole.
>>697989981
Is this what you consider trying to get women
>>697989771
you're doing a good job op
>>697989981
Showing your dick isn't always the best move
her fb is grace.carr.355
>>697989981
>he can't get a women
on what fact are you making this assumption.
>>697990157
Ima get me a women I know that
I'm laughing so hard rn
Chick looks underage
>>697990145
Uh o
>>697975191
Gizmo get wet all the time.
>>697990157
He's a retard. He thinks OP failed because she didn't pull her tits out within ten seconds of seeing his dick.
>>697990268
naaaaaah
>>697990268
uhh, yep
>>697990356
kek
>>697990145
for those of you who are newfags just take the middle number of any facebook pic such as: >>697990268
the filename is 13592823_1734335710172166_Etc
just take the middle piece and slap it in facebook like so:
facebook / 1734335710172166 and itll give you profile
>>697990476
She is 18 I know her irl
>>697989506
>>697990145
>>697990268
>>697990554
>>697989346
>>697990542
Find op's fb plebs
She's so underage. Teach her how to be a whore OP.
>>697990157
he's not wrong
>>697990542
whats the facebook profile then?
>>697990840
grace.carr.355
>>697975090
Come out as gay. Sort of like a reverse self beard.
This just keeps getting better and better.
>>697990145
Send her this thead
>>697991061
Her first suicide attempt probs
>>697990840
That guy is being a legend and you Fuck heads want to ruin it? Let him Fuck her first at least Ffs.
>>697991138
or a supportive get well card
>>697987594
hahaha wups...
>>697988652
Friend zoned HARD fgt
>>697991398
I'm with this faggot. Get OP some sop.
>>697989506
is this gril from western MA? if so I know her
>>697991744
>Lives in Evansville, Indiana
>From Austin, Texas
>>697990650
Okay
>>697991744
Looks like she's from eastern AM
>>697991744
>posted pic
Dunno her irl. Just know how to google.
>>697986603
Girls are naive. They eat that shit up. Not even the guy you're responding to.
I'll fuck her any day
Should I send op's dick to his sister?
>>697992268
yes
>>697992268
Pls no, hes a good boy
>>697992268
of course
>>697992268
yus nigga
>>697992268
after he delivered? cmon...
>>697992268
Of Course, you dont have to ask
>>697992268
>she's on the left
>>697992268
Get the original files from Grace and post/send them
>>697992268
Don't do it, he is doing well
its so funny how /b/ always wants to destroy lives
Or his Mother(?) Susan.
>>697992499
looks middle eastern, doubt its his sister.
>>697992431
Yeah this dude's entertained us all. Don't be a dick.
>>697992565
That's humans for ya
>>697992268
White knight Kys
Op is a legend and you a beta . To pussy to send nudes to a chick and not even the balls to put your picture in this thread .. Go ahead send a pic of your body naked so we can all laugh at your tubb flap Fat fag
>>697992499
His mom is kind of a babe too.
>>697992268
>Should I send op's dick to his sister?
Sure. She looks like she needs some good dickin'...
Pic: Related, it's her.
>>697992699
Mommy! Damn son good looking famalam.
>>697992677
Dubs of truth
>>697992268
cancerbook.com/profile.php?id=100012883561833
>>697992638
Not humans. only that faggot part of /b/.
OP delivered, nice shit. I'd say STOP here.
No-sense unnecessary life-destroying is for faggots.
Don't be one of them.
>>697979147
Damn, thats fucked up.
>At least she responded tho, the time i did this she didnt reply and shared the convo with my coworkers.
>tfw shit is gettin spicy
>>697992268
Don't do it you fucking edgy faggot
He delivered, so you can stop and fuck off
>>697992907
Story anon ?
>>697992850
Oh don't get me wrong I don't think we should do this, OP delivered and gave his part of the deal. /b/ is like littlefinger, you should never trust him
These profiles are fake u guys, no friends to show, pictures recently added with few likes... fucking op played us good
>>697992592
Sister
Hahaha a fuck my sides
him:
acebook.com/profile.php?id=100012883561833
his sister:
acebook.com/profile.php?id=100012675825726
his mother:
acebook.com/profile.php?id=100012576045513
>>697992699
Damn I'd fuck this all night!!!!
>>697993228
That's fucked up anon.
>when is summer over?
>>697992268
Plz do, so OP send us your facebook and now we can call you the faggot you are
>>697992268
>>
We are suppose to be bros especially when op is being a legend and making us laugh...
inb4 whiteknight but come on guys
Man can't even try to entertain yall without yall fuckin him over. Sorry mother fuckers
>>697993228
This is why no fun whores come to /b/ any more.
OP makes a pretty brool thread and you decide it's doxx time.
>>697993625
Right? Some NEETS who don't go outside trying to ruin this guys life after he fucking delivered. Doesn't deserve it imo
Too many virgin faggots ruining this
>>697975090
how about no
what a shitty thing to do to your friend you fucking cunt
>>697989771
>adhesive plaster
>>697992268
That means no more posts from him... are you really gonna ruin the fun in this thread, OP is giving us some good shit, you really think he's gonna give more after you fuck him over like that?
>>697993965
Dude hasn't posted in over a half hour. He gone
>>697994109
I wonder why
Uh oh,
What did i just stumble into.? Best thread in a long time thats what.
Man i say no dont do it but holy fuckkkkkkk i want to see the results
>>697994109
Yeah, because people started sharing his Facebook because
>>697992980
Not much to tell
>She is the "i hate men" kind of girl, the one which acts like a feminist but isnt, and the one which will always complain about guys even tho she loves to be with them.
>I have a "thing" for that kind of girls
>Long story short, get drunk, try to sext her but fail, i try harder and just send her a dick pic because fuck it.
>Leaves me on seen, next day i find out she sent pics of our convo (including my pic) to my coworkers.
>Quit that very same day
It was a bitch move but im not mad at her anymore tho, considering she didnt tell my girlfriend about it.
>>697994265
OP can say that guy is mad he's fucking his gf he found the.noods on her phone kek OP continue
>>697993821
Agree. OP is legend.
Keep this revenge shit for faggots OPs
>>697994601
this
>>697994644
This
>>697994829
This
>>697994829
This.
>>697994951
Combo breaker!
>>697994829
This.
>>697994829
This
>>697975090
what if i dont have any friends, let alone female ones?
>>697995109
This
>>697995166
This
>>697995249
this
>>697995111
Trips of This
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That
>>697995475
there are 10 possibilities anons: either you understood him or didn't
>>697995475
Thats already been posted several times in plain english no need to be secretive
>>697995475
This
01110100011010000110100101110011
>>697995508
>>697995441
>>697995432
>>697995249
>>697995205
etc...
OP trying to make thread hit bump limit and cover up his mistake to save his ass.
>>697995767
But someone might ddos him if he doesn't. My dad works at microsoft. It's true.
>>697978202
the idea was for you to post a pic of you not some random pic of a naked guy you got on the internet
>>697995147
Here at Wonderful /B/ Resort, we here are all friends and enemies...
Someone stretch that for me
01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011
>>697975090
Funny thing my beast friend has a babydick and I know his girlfriend isn't satisfied. I'm pretty hung too I think
>>697995915
Why would we fuck over OP if he delivered in such legendary way too? Isn't that for fag ops?
Is op kill?
>>697995915
Lol I'm not OP. I just hated using "this" as a comment because it adds literally nothing to the convo
>>697996666
Dem quads tho
>>697996666
This quads
that
this for great justice
>>697996666
Twice in one thread??
>>697996666
Goddamn, mega Satan in the thread.
Grace is fucking chatty as hell holy shit
>>697996295
no man. faggots anons killed them
>>697997564
proof or gtfo
Op delivers... anons fucks up. Isnt it supposed to be the other way around?
>>697997564
Sure, m8, sure
Is OP kill? Give us some more OP pls
Give me a girl's FB and I'll send her a dick pic
He ded
>>697993118
Fuck, post more of her
>>697992699
Guarantee I'd make you a little bro.
It's over, Johnny
Wtf this thread had so much potential till all the faggots ruined it
For a second I was happy the old /b/ was back, but goddamn there's fucking faggots ruining it, for fucks sake he was so good to us
>>697993625
100% this. Wtf niggers
Start a new thread OP, you were doing great work
