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Alright, /b/, it's official. I'm going to back to cheating on my hot gf of 2 years with this cute lil twink I used to go to school with. Trips and I completely dox myself and ruin my life
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Roll
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>>697962887
Son of a bitch
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sounds good, roll
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Rollinh
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>>697962992
Hahahahaha fuck you faggot
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Fake and gay
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do you have pics of gf and/or twink?

i mean it would go faster for them to find out about it
also roll
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>>697963177
Starting to get nervous
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>>697962662
How old is the twink? Good looking? Nice ass or what?
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>>697963393
Definitely not fake, probably a little gay
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ROLLERCOASTER
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>>697963516
21, skinny but short so it isn't bad, decent ass, easily dominated
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>>697963624

Does your girlfriend do anal?
Has he got a smooth ass? Tight?
Worth POTENTIALLY fucking it up?
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Here's the twink, not posting gf until trips. Then I'll release full name, address, ssn, and my cock
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>>697963909
Nope, no head either. Twink literally sucks the paint off my soul. Gf let's me have my way with her basically anytime I want tho which is nice. Gonna be staying with her tonight then the twink tm
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roll
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>>697963974
>697963974

Fuck that nose ring and lip piercing.
I need to see that twinky body RIGHT NOW OP.

Where are you located in the world? I'd tap that ass with you!
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>>697963974
Ass def worth fucking up btw
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>>697963974

one of those into that crystal bullshit, otherwise would bang
(rollerino)
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>>697964145

WHAT THE FUCK? No head, jesus, I know guys who can suck a golfball through a hosepipe. Definitely experience a nice tight ass and mouth of a guy then.
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>>697964185
Hahahahaha, once I get doxed we can tag team him. I'll give you this for reference: 5'3 100 lbs, he's a cute little whore
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who gets you harder quicker, op

your gf or your twink

be honest faggot

also get
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>>697964336
No fucking head. Her mouth is too small, I'm not kidding you. She'll try now and again but it isn't even worth it
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>>697964394

Oh my god! Perfect height and weight. Christ, I am jealous. Don't dox yourself mate, not worth it.

We'll tag him and wreck that ass.
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get
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trips get!
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>>697964447
Op here, only a partial faggot. But the twink considering I constantly think of other girls/dudes when pounding her.
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>>697964521

Hahaha! Now is your cock too thick or? Got me intrigued right now.
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Captain trips wants some fun
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Cyka. Roll
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>>697964769

that is actually pretty normal, what ever gets you off at that point
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why not. roll
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Give us nudes op
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>>697964531
Little small ass dick too, probably 4 5 inches tops :) whilst I'm a 6'2 alpha with an 8 inch cock so I just completely wreck him
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Rolling
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Trippppps
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>>697964911

sounds fun, roll
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>>697964790
Pretty thick, 8 inches with a decent girth, but her mouth is REALLY small
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sure m8 roll
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Dammit
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>>697964995

ah, so close
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>>697964911

Oh I am so fucking jealous OP. Please fill him full of as much cum as you can. I am so jelly right now
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roll, why not?
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>>697964871
I do suppose, feel bad about it tho
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Captain trips demands justice
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>>697962662
Poorly disguised personal army request. Fuck off OP
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roll
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Playing with fire OP
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222
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>>697965095
I will try, seeing him tomorrow. He cross dresses too but I am not into that. He makes a pretty convincing trap ngl
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I don't want your information faggot
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re roll, feelin bored today
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333
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>>697962662
Rolling for great justice
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>only a partial faggot

rolling for life ruining trips.
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444
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>>697965165
Hmmm? These allegations
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r o l l
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kys
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>>697963220
Lol
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>>697965322
so close
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44 get
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>>697965366
Fuck you faggot, if I get trips they don't count btw
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Ok, OP, let's play a game, if I get trips, you have to tell your gurlsfiemd, and stick sharpen in pooper with timestamp
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>>697965533
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op is dumb
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>>697965285

Lucky. Oh a CD too? Living the dream OP, you little faggot.
Just use him to get your rocks off, but do not do this doxing. You've got enough to worry about really.
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555 nigger
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Ok, OP, let's play a game, if I get trips, you have to tell your girlfriend , and stick sharpy in pooper with timestamp
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666 nigger
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Witness this faggot
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don't
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666 sigh.
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OP, you should drink bleach
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>>697965510
Didn't get trips but I am getting so many people calling bullshit, how do I prove?¿
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>>697962662
the game
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777
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ok 888 get
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>>697965550
Enough to worry about? Such as?
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>>697962662
roll because I think its funny
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>>697965726
Hahaha i love that meme, rawr xD
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>>697965824
get
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>>697965803

seriously fuck you
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>>697965803
fuck off
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999
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>>697965674
Witness what? Fuck you bitch
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>>697965887

god fucking damn it
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>>697965887
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>>697965803
Kek
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Check 'em
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>>697966001
ffs
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>>697965843
I'm feeling blessed today, anon
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Ooo
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#kek
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k
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222 get
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>>697962662
trips pls
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trips or bust.
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222
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>>697965887
>mfw he mad and off by one
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>>697965674
>>697966084
Nice quads xD

XD
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>>697962662
>>697962662
get
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>>697966200
don't kill me yet
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>>697966200
reroll
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roll it nigger
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>>697966173
The Dude = /b/
The Girl = OP
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333 fu cccck
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kekekeke
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444 rage
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>>697966308
hahaha top bantz lad
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Lets go trips
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Op here, you will never get trips because you have never experienced the bliss of both a male mistress' ass and the tender love of a gf
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>>697966420
>blazed
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Post nude twink pics you fag
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555 fucking captcha throwing me off
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ok ok check em
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>>697962662
das rollin'
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go trips go
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>>697962662
>6
Niggers = cancer.
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Here's some trips.
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TRIPS
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CHECK UM BLUD
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>>697966469
fag
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666 devil's roast the gf
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roll the dice
i'm cold as ice
get me trips
i'll do some flips
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get
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>>697966515
Thats really contradictory you know
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Trips get
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Check 'em fgt
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>>697966608
CHECK AGAIN
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check em faggots
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>>697966666
winrar!!!
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I wish someone would cheat on their hot girlfriend for me... I wish I was a hot girlfriend.

I had to click the salads to post this.
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>>697966666
WITNESSED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUNZ8CDYEYY
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>>697966666
Holy fuck
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Pls do
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>>697966666
WINRAR
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>>697966666
checked!!
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Lucky 777
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Fucking captchas
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>>697966666
WIN RAR
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>>697966644
triple double
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>>697966666
WITNESSED
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>>697966666
Hahahahahahaha win
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>>697966666
WINRAR
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>>697966666
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>>697966666
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>>697966666
OP said trips, not quints.
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OP is a fag and wont deliver
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>>697966973

trips are part of quints
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>>697966666
Holy fucking shit. OP here, impressive as it is it isnt trips faggot
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>>697962662
My name is Scott Tombaugh. I live at 2408 Hawlaska St, Lehigh Acres, Fl, 33973. There, I doxxed myself OP. Guess what? Nothing happens. Ever. Stop being a faggot.
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>>697966666
My god.
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>>697967024

you fucking kidding me?!
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>>697966973
Suck my Quints faggot
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>>697966666
Satanic quints!!!!

Unfortunately, O.P is by his own admission a fuckin limp dicked fagola and won't deliber.
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>>697967023
Fucking this.
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Rolling for TRIPS
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>>697966973
>>697967024
0/10 please uninstall the internet
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>>697966666
Lawdy its da quints king
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>>697966973
if the last 3 digits are the same, thats trips. retard.
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>>697967021
OP here, I specifically said trips. No loopholes. Fuck off unlucky cunt
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>>697967040
2048?
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>>697967040
>bait
thats not him
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>>697967024
Are you an idiot? Higher gets always include lower ones you autistic faggot. The condition was satisfied.
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>>697962662
im guessing your hot gf of 2 years is your hand and twink dude is your best friend who just came out of the closet. Grats faggot you now get to go full homo.
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Hopefully, mom will be prod when she sees my trips
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>>697967040
kek
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>>697967213
No, 2408

>>697967239
No shit I'm not the OP, I even said so faggot.
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>>697966659

That's the joke you know
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>>697967257
Nopenopnope
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trips?
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>>697967040
sort out your front drive, or atleast the grass.
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>>697967373
Hahaha omg I didn't see that xD
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trips ;-;
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rollerino
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ROLLING
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>>697967425
oh YES
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>>697967442
If you are talking about google street view, that pic was taken long before I moved in.
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tripso
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Trips get
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ROLOLOLOLOLINGGG
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>>697962662
check 'em.
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Checkem
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>>697967425
I can't tell if you're a jew or just a faggot.
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rollll
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Wow, you guys are really angry. OP here with a PSA to explain to you meathead mongoloids that anything excessive to trips, simply aren't trips. You faggots, in all your glory are just gonna have to Keep on desperately rolling.
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rollolllelllo
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Trips
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>>697967587
okay, but is it better now?
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>>697967715
rollerino
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TRIPESS
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>>697967727
Op is a faggot
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>>697967702
Not a filthy kike, I can assure you that much
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>>697967207
you're retarded
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op is a self confirmed fag
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Trippin
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Check IT
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god doesnt like me
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888
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Rollinggggnng
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Fucking hell op won't deliver on quints, what makes you autistic think he'll deliver on trips?
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>>697967829
Anon can't get trips
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>>697967024
>>697967207
Aren't trips pretty much an eventuality- Isn't this just an excuse for faggot OP self-destruct? Why wait?
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poop
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>>697967024
Trips are a part of quints, you fucking autist. Now deliver.
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>>697967207
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>>697967727
boi you fucked up
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>>697967727
>backtoreddit.jpg
yeah that's not how numbers work champ
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>>697967894

god doesnt like anyone, have you looked at the world?
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TRIPS BITCH
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>>697967894
roll
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Through the power of quints I give you... Trips check'em
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>>697967999

TRIPS
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>>697967999
WINRAR
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>>697967999
There she is.
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>>697967999
WINRAR

>inb4 OP argues that trips arent trips
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>>697963974
yeah
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Roll
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>>697967778
Holy fuck yes. Apparently, some illegal Cubans lived here before me. The whole place was fucked up. You can't see it, but there was a 10-inch layer or dirty diapers on the back porch. The whole place was fucked.
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>>697967919
Don't give op the pleasure of being a faggot
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>>697967999
winrar
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>>697967999
Go on OP say these aren't the trips either
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>>697967999
WINRAR
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>>697962662
OP = Fucked.
>>697967999
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>>697967999
>>697962662

Where's your excuse now, OP?
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>>697967999

can we get the pics now?
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>>697967999
hahahaha I fucking rocked your shit, eat a fat dick
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>>697967919
Because I specifically said trips, if I would have said trips or greater I would have delivered
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>>697967999
FUCKKKKKING CHECK'DDDD
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>>697967837
That's good I suppose. Though trying to weasel your way out of it based on a technicality supported by almost no one is pretty jewy.
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>>697967999
>.
What now, OP?
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sure whatever do it
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>>697967999
>>697962662
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>>697968170
better deliver, boi
>>697967999
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>>697966666
weiner
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gg
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>>697967947
Your point holds truth. But doing it for no reason simply makes me as bad as a nigger
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>>697967999
Oh look. Trips, AGAIN.
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no balls.
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rolling
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>>697968076
How can trips be real if our eyes aren't real though?
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:>
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>>697968394

fuck of jaden
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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, IM DOXING MY SELF ONE LETTER AT A TIME, ONE POST AT A TIME YOU FAGGOTS BETTER PAY ATTENTION
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Op is faggot?
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>>697965404
404 no trips found
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OP
fucking post
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I
f
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I said it before Ill say it again, OP is a fag that wont delivar
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>>697968394
How can trips be real if you don't reply to this your mom will die in her skeep tonight
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>>697968587
>I
>f
definitely not a faggot right.
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>>697968501
Candyass faggot.
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>>697968503
always, no matter what.
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>>697968587

thats 2 you faggot
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>>697968621
Jokes on you, my mom never skeeps
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>>697968587
Y
O
U
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>>697968748
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DARE
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>>697968748
D
O
N
T
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>>697968748
F
A
G
G
O
T
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J
O
H
N

C
E
N
A
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>>697968748

fuck you and your gay shit
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>>697968501
Faggot.
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>>697968816
R
E
P
L
Y
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>>697968653
N
I
G
G
E
R
>>
R
O
O
D
Y

P
O
O
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>>697968998
T
O
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>>697968998
kill yourself.
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What are you fucking gay
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>>697968998
if you don't reply to this post your mother will not die in her sleep tonight
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>>697969065
T
H
I
S
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>>697969065
F
A
G
O
T
R
Y
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>>697968748
If you did this on the quints it could have been almost cool. But you didn't. You tainted everything with your fagatory.
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>>697968909

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK
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>>697969124
T
H
R
E
A
D
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>>697969121

double negative is a positiv you moron
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>>697969204
Y
O
U
R
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>>697968170
Proceeds to be a faggot and not deliver on trips
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this has gone too far
OP this is your last chance
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>>697969124
There is more than one post. You aren't even doing it right. Though it has been a long time. How's it hanging EFG?
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Post pics of gf dick cheese.
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>>697969284
D
I
C
K
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>>697969302
oh yes
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>>697969234
what are you a fucking faggot?
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>>697969302
post it faggot
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>>697965843
That's not what off by one is.
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>>697968587
>>697968748
>>697968816
>>697968998
>>697969065
>>697969124
>>697969204
>>697969284


Ugh..
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>>697965843
B8.
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>>697969284
M
O
T
H
E
R
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>>697969601
Holy shit you figured out the code. Thanks for compiling that for us you literal ballsack
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>>697969806
W
I
L
L
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Op here fuck you all, kill yourselves. There is no such thing as a delivering OP. In this case, OP is definitely a faggot ;) (everything the post was about was true btw, no way I'm gonna dox myself tho)
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>>697969849
N
O
T
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>>697969806
P
U
S
S
Y
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>>697969887
S
U
C
K
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>>697969931
Y
O
U
R
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>>697969975
C
O
C
K
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>>697969871
well played

post pics
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>>697969931
A
N
D
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>>697969822
Can I suck your dick?
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>>697969975
T
O
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>>697962662
do it feggit
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>>697969871
at least Im not a nigger
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>>697962662
Bump
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Op here again, if it will make you guys feel better. Will post pics of meaty cock
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Op is a lying nigger
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>>697970052
What's today, Thursday?
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>>697967023
... but quints are a subset of trips.
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>>697967040
We're neighbors
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>>697970428

you just blew my fucking mind ...
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>>697970464
Lies. Also, I got you "free" pizza. YVW.
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>>697969885
Moar? New thread?
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