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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
still here
>>697952652
Never.
>>697952689
You're welcome you fucking degenerates.
To the guy saying we should go to sleep: kill yourself
You aren't funny, just leave
Shiro claimed.
>>697952556
Impossible, you will always be my favorite :-*
claimd
>>697952720
WAIF that sad look from your face! I have returned!
>>697952758
I like gay stuff, don't blame me
first 36
>>697952720
Whats the last thing you masturbated to?
Its /lewd/ time
Kyouko claimed.
>>697952832
Meh, incest isn't my thing, but that wasn't terribad. Just bad.
I wonder where people without siblings get these weird ideas that brothers and sisters fuck regularly.
I love my onee-san, but I would sooner put chili flakes on her tampons than fuck her.
Dekomori clam desu~
>>697952409
I'll rape you.
>>697952072
Loli is code for lewd
>>697951941
mimosas are delicious, i love coffee too
but just somethin about gettin a little drunk in the morning is nice.
especially when you have nothing to do all day
>>697951970
Frans sister will.
>>697952838
Cunt
Gote time = claim time
Oh boy I wish I had a witty and original way of saying "claimed"
The closest I've got is "claimoroonie" and that's terrible
>>697952652
Anything good that stands out?
>>697952931
Carlos you motherfucker get out of here with your punnery
>>697952861
So, more gay porn?
>>697952827
No fun
>>697952987
Gay bdsm porn
>>697953057
I INCEST that we remove it once and for all!
>>697953057
To fucking bad there are 2 more parts to the story.
>tfw when porn/hentai gets good to the point where you stop fapping and watch for the story but reminding yourself you should be beating off but the story is so good
>>697952838
This is what elitism looks like.
>>697952720
i used to have a waifu.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g
all waifus claimed
>>697953104
Am I not right?
>tfw GedouDan does nothing but shitty Futa Doujins now
feels bad.
>>697952204
>>697952242
>>697952285
>>697952317
>>697952355
>>697952377
>>697952404
>>697952472
>>697952497
>>697952527
>>697952561
>>697952596
>>697952649
>>697952689
>completelyerect.jpg
Calamity-masu'd
>knock knock!
>who's there?
>The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life.
>fuck off Machine nigger, we're full, you can crash in hyperspace if you want
>>697953104
It's ok, I like you anon.
>>697952987
I don't really remember.
>>697953132
maybe later
I'll take Mercy
>>697953096
Oh, we are lewding?
>>697953123
I recently got around to watching Chuunibyou, and it was pretty great
So is Free, for the eye candy
Now I'm on to Legend of the Galactic Heroes, because I love sci-fi
>>697953278
I get he got off on the wrong FUTA.
>>697952987
Can't say or homu will be mad at me again.
>>697953123
I have something good that stands out, if you know what I mean.
claim
>>697953096
cant say i relate but whatever you enjoy
>>697953158
Keep it coming
>>697952852
Hey that's one way to make me feel special.
>>697953026
Flexible leg.
Still swingin a bean
>>697953264
You not wrong, you're just an asshole.
>>697953308
Flattered.
If trips or more you all go to sleep.
>>697953344
~~or me~~
Gardevoir claimed
Hey guys, how has your day been?
>>697953406
>>697953603
>>697953606
Nice claim, I'm doing good.
>>697953600
time to burn my eyes. stitches ruin it.
>>697953606
My day is weird I have to keep my GUARDEVOIR up because people keep POKEng me.
>>697953606
short woke up an hour ago. you?
>>697953606
Im an insect trainer
>>697953739
Here's a (You) so that I can get a shitty pun
>>697953606
You also claimed Shy Gal and Blair for a bit, right?
>>697953728
I don't have stitches on myself, don't worry
>>697953762
Cool! What did you train them to do?
>>697953704
Good to hear, you going anything or just hanging in thread?
>>697953739
Dammit Carlos!
>>697953750
My day's been alright, nothing too noteworthy...
>>697953909
Nope, never did
>>697953142
CARLOS YOU MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY GEEZ
>>697953245
ALL waifus?
Well, it's a good thing Azzy doesn't have one of those flappy meat-sandwiches
Otherwise I'd be having a terrible time right now
>>697953380
I'll check those out at some point
Yeah, some point
Once I get through all those other things I want to check out
And all those things I'm currently checking out
And all those things I checked out a bit but stopped checking out to check out something else and haven't gotten back to yet
>>697953406
Oh, I get it, you're talking about your penis!
Because erections stand outwards
>>697953606
I'm included in "guys"
This is good
I get to tell people things
Still don't have any things to say though
>>697953739
CARLOS WHAT DID I JUST SAY JESUS CHRIST
>>697953891
>incest baby
Jesus Christ.
You said there is another part, she gets her incest tard baby, doesn't she? And they fuck it, don't they?
>>697953880
Well, this website is shTHREADing me with its weird pictures. Just don't whAIFne to me.
>>697954009
thats ok. at least its not bad
>>697953909
Nigga you whilin
>>697953909
well then. i thought you were talking about fran not yourself.
>>697954009
Oh, I was thinking of someone else
Sorry
>>697954062
What are you currently checking out?
~~aside for Azzy's sweet ass~~
>>697954009
I'm always doing something, Gardavoir.
Uh, Ger-Um-Gardev...
...I'm always doing something, Leaftits. I'm always giving enough Love for the Universe to keep together.
>>697954128
>implying Tomoko doesn't molest her younger brother's asshole while he sleeps
I'm going to sleep, join me.
If trips or more you all go to sleep and nuzzle with me in bed.
>>697954009
Oh, come on! LEAF me alone!
>>697954337
If singles you don't sit on my face.
>>697952987
Your face~
>>697953380
only if its loli
>>697953453
Oh right you dont drink do you?
>>697954253
You said you were an insect trainer!
>>697954254
How would Fran be gay porn?
There is some futa of her, but still
>>697954275
WataMote's author and artist have touched on "incest" and it is obvious that both Tomoko and Tomoki do not want to "deepen their relationship."
Tomoko is not above teasing her brother about sex, but she isn't about to fuck him.
>>697954009
Want me too look for the vanilla gardevoir pussy?
>>697954337
Close, would've gladly nuzzled with.
>>697954337
I don't want to sleep with you! It's unBEARable!
>>697953096
I won't mind it.
>>697953406
Homu doesn't need to know about anything ;)
>>697953606
Pretty lewd
>>697954344
Cute, but not lewd.
>>697954436
GALIL IS NOT FOR LEWDS!
I have a question.
How often are waifus disrespected with lewds in here?
>>697954451
i never said fran was gay porn. you just posted a lewd when you said "or to me" so i thought you meant pics of fran not yourself.
>>697954337
Come on man, its only four in the evening.
Why would I do that
>>697954451
Nigga you WHILIN
>>697953762
Insect trainer? You ever have insect fights?
>>697954062
Saying things is gud, gives you something to do.
How have you been?
>>697954235
True, but it is boring...
>>697954275
Good to know... keep that universe from tearing apart on us.
>>697954478
NEIN!
>>697954553
I don't know. That would be LEWDicrous!
>>697954405
Are you Mexican, carlos?
>>697954436
Small amount of loli
>>697954533
Lewd for luck
Chara roll
>>697954577
Well, I mean myself
>>697954578
I'm confused
>>697954466
Alright, nice double dubs.
>>697954533
GALIL.
This means...
Geeky
Autist
Lick
Inside
Labia.
...
By 'Labia', they obviously meant 'Ears' and are saying to scratch, pet, lick, and nicely treat her ears.
>>697954553
Far too often my friend.
No one is following the rurus>>697954697
So am I friend, so am I
>>697954533
Not cute!
What gave you the idea that I'm cute!?
>>697954697
yes and suddenly i realize that. are we lewding now?
>>697954436
yeah im only 19 and never drank before
>>697954629
what would you like to be doing
Need more feet.
>>697953891
I thought there was a Part 3?
>Part 3 when
>>697954765
They are suggestions, not rules
And what type of bugs?
>>697954839
Seems so
Do you have a telegram?
>>697954891
Fine random dude
>>697954652
No. I'm a Hispanic American! DONTald wall me up!
>>697954765
Oh.. that's such a shame. Damn, oh well. Thanks for letting me know anon.
>>697954734
Galil loves the ear scratches!
>>697954785
Galil also loves the cute!
>>697954839
Galil does not love the lewds though
>But I do
>>697954874
Drinking is really overrated.
People will bitch about taste, brand, if it's warm or if it's cold, and then why they are drunk they get belligerent and won't stfu about problems.
They'll get violent or extremely emotional.
I fucking love it and you should try it once.
>>697954968
no i dont, also i only have that one lewd kek
>>697954533
I've got lewder pics than that
:^)
>>697954405
I'm going to find a pun that beats all your puns... just give me some time
>>697954874
I don't know... never really thought of that
Zoom zoom zoom!
>>697954968
Like, the pokemon type?
Scizors my main
They are rurus to me...
>>697955071
But I'm not cute!
>>697955158
Wanna have a Threesome with me and hanako, sensei?
>>697955037
You are welcome, leave this hell.
While you still can, its too late for me
>>697954894
You still wankin and need a finale? I was thinking an intermission would be appropriate.
>>697954968
Not enough feet.
>>697955103
Oh well
Discord?
>>697955158
Hey! Perfect time, we are doing some lewds, >>697954839 including a butt
>>697955182
Oh, got it! Bugs are a good type
>>697955225
Just take the fucking compliment you sperg.
>>697955106
R.I.P.
>>697954891
Look, a smart person.
>>697954785
>kVHAB
Obviously stands for
Kawaii
Very
Hazardously
Adorable
Bugger
>>697955071
>those teeth
That's a lot of cute. I want to stick my [/thisboarddoesn'tevenhavespoilers]finger[/iknowitwon'tworkit'sjustagimmick] in them.
>>697955225
Everyone hug this poster or some shit like that
>>697955225
Whatever you say, cutie
>>697954158
CARLOS YOU FUCKER I KEEP TELLING YOU TO GET OUT BUT YOU JUST WON'T LISTEN
WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN
>>697954267
>implying i'm checking out anything other than azzy's sweet ass
I put the last thing I was watching on hold to play video games in my free time instead of watching things
That was a few months ago, and now I've got a total of no idea what I was watching last
Miiiiiiight have been some One Punch Man, but I'm working off of old memories
I should really just make an actual list of stuff so I don't have to go through the whole "oh jeez i don't know what i was doing OH GEEZ OH GOD I'M NEVER GONNA REMEMBER oh wait nevermind" thing
>>697954405
CARLOS
FUCK YOU
>>697954520
CARLOS
>>697954629
Quite good, playing vidyas and all that jazz
>>697954652
CARLOS I DESPISE YOUR VERY BEING
>>697955023
I FEEL LIKE MY ENTIRE BODY IS BECOMING A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SCREAMS
GET OUT
PIC RELATED, IS MY REACTION TO CARLOS
>>697955101
maybe sometime later
>>697955153
think about it later then
>>697955158
hi
>>697955314
Sorry, that was all I could do
>>697955106
Please actually be hand
>>697955380
Yeah, I doubt it actually is
Dead but not forgotten!
>>697955511
I know the feel
>>697955532
Hey Shizuru!
>>697955316
haven't heard of either discord or telegram.
either way i'm going to go play pokemon go with a friend.
>>697955346
I'm a jerk, not a cute, though
>>697955459
Not... Cute...
This thread smells putrid.
>>697954697
Gonna need more than that
>>697954874
You're not really missing much to be honest
>>697954533
>i wont mind it
>galil is not for lewds
I'll forcibly take advantage of you.
>>697955532
Hello cute eyepatch loli.
>>697955511
I'm sorry that I made you GOAT through all this trouble. ASRIEL as it may not sound, I do care, you know.
>>697953485
And you always will be special to me.
>>697953636
But... I didn't say anything!
>>697954533
Don't tell her, but it was somewhat related to her.
>>697954839
Good girl!
>Chararoll
>>697955511
What games are you playing?
>>697955635
Food for thought, I guess.
>>697955444
Trips confirm the cuteness of
>>697954785
...
>>697955459
Girl in the background is obviously looking at her lifted-up skirt.
She's gonna' walk in and ask her if she needs help opening the bottle, then smash her head with it, pour the remaining liquid up her skirt, and start stroking her tail. I'm not saying that I want it to happen, I just know that it will, I've seen this kind of thing octillions of times.
>>697955635
Just do yourself the favor and get drunk for the first time somewhere where you absolutely can black out at.
No one plans on blacking out when drunk, it just happens.
>>697955703
>jerk
Annoying really.
>Cute jerk not so tough since being called cute.
Is it that easy?
>>697955697
Chat apps
Have a nice day!
>>697955744
Alright, but this is all
>>697955735
It's one of these things:
>Atago's unwashed fat rolls
>Tomoko's armpits
>My love
>Lewdposters
>Pokemon feces
>>697955858
I'm not cute!
>>697955805
Not cute!
>>697955225
Isn't this the idolm@ster girl that does creepy costumes?
>>697955294
>Nou
Not in the moooooood
>>697955316
^
>>697955511
We /carlos/ in here?
>>697955635
Heyooo
>>697955987
>Not cute!
However, I got trips, so you ought to admit it, or I will...
...fuckin', tickle you, or something. I don't know.
>>697955979
Jokes on you, she shaves her pits.
Fun how she shaves her pits, but it took a school trip and seeing other girls' pubic hair to trim her own pubic jungle.
QOTT: Bush, or no bush? If "no" would you still love you're waifu if she had a bush?
Raven from Teen titans
>>697956179
I would hope no Bush... He was a terrible president...
If she had a bush, I would probably disown her
>>697955744
probably not but i will see
>>697955858
at my house preferably.
>>697956012
work?
>>697956330
I want to explode with Tomoko
>>697955314
>I'm reading if for the story
>>697956179
I would be fine with either. Tomoko is great.
>>697956012
Aw, oh well
~~for when you are, you know my telegram~~
>>697956179
Shaved, but a trimmed bush is fine
I could get over it, or just shave it off in the middle if the night
>>697956415
Off today. Got it tomorrow.
>>697955805
No she just wants to help Galil so Galils magazine feed lips are not damaged!
>>697956330
SIGHborg, she's very Ravenous, isn't she? She's always ROBIN people and STARTFIRES.
>>697956330
Great choice, friend.
>>697956418
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>697956415
Definitely. First time I got drunk was a friend's house.
We mixed Vokka and Whiskey and had a terrible walk home.
>>697956531
O i'll take realllll good care of galils magazine feed lips.
>>697956376
Bush is old and busted. Trump is new hotness.
>>697956561
Thank you
>>697956648
kek, that pic is funny
>>697956537
That was BEAST(my)boy
>>697956489
I'll litter my trash in the next thread.
>>697955735
Elitist waifu pig, this this place has always been putrid.
>>697956531
Nope.
>>697956526
Lame, I work today, but for for another hour and a half
>>697956506
Wonderful, she has a canon bush but it is trimmed now.
>>697956515
Expected. You do like them little boys, and little boys ain't supposed to have hair down there.
>>697956526
oh cool. any plans?
>>697956561
i think it would be best by myself but you know
>>697956642
No you wont !You just want LEWDS!
>>697955775
I SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THAT MAY/MAY NOT BE HOLY DEPENDING ON WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT I'M GOING TO PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE IF YOU DON'T STOP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW
>>697955797
I'm having a lot of fun with Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball at the moment
>>697956012
NO
NO /carlos/
NONE OF THAT
DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM
>>697956179
Azzy isn't a waifu, but I'm assuming the question still stands when it comes to husbandos so I'll do the thing
Azzy = gote
Gote = fur
Fur = everywhere on gote
Fur everywhere = warm hugs
Warm hugs = good
That answer your question?
>>697956537
>>697956648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QwlEhioiPL
IT WASN'T SO MUCH PUNCHES AS IT WAS SLAPS BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY CARLOS YOU LITERAL VACUOUS HEAP
PIC RELATED AGAIN, FUCK YOU CARLOS
>>697956782
>>697955678
>>697955768
Hello hello.
What's up?
