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Why is kissing your children on the lips considered weird?
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don't do it. yuck
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>>697948021
Because you might transmit semen from your lips to theirs, OP
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>>697948021
which set of lips?
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It's gonna suck if I have a daughter

Kissing or showering with her is gonna be weird af
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>>697948211
Lower lips. Duh
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>>697948239
why would you shower with her
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>>697948308
why wouldnt you?
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>>697948308
So no punk ass kid can deflower her first
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it seems pretty sexual
my parents have never kissed me on the lips but maybe when i was 2 years old
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>>697948383
i would take a bath with a baby but that's it
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>>697948021
It's not - unless you're from a country where human contact is considered evil or wrong. I'm looking at you USA.
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>>697948308
Parents do when they're really young. How else you gonna get them in the shower..
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>>697948550
wear some bathing shorts so they dont see your ding-a-ling
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>>697948550
At what age would you stop showering with them? What if you get a boner?
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>>697948021
Good question, I don't think I'd bother if another parent did it with their kid, but I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it with mine.

Odd as it stems from shared feeding anyway.

When my kids' gran kisses them on the lips I feel weirded out..

Have to speak to her about that.
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>>697948816
Who said anything about stopping?

Who wouldn't get a boner?

Why did you ever leave le reddit?
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>>697948719
who cares if a 1 year old girl sees her dads dick in the shower? Is this an american thing? Everyone I knew as a kid showered with their parents and sometimes siblings until they started hitting puberty.
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>>697948934
pedophiles everywhere i tell you
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It's icky.
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>>697948239
It's not weird, it just seems, and is, natural
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It's a cultural thing.
To me, a kiss on the mouth is a symbol of romantic love, so I think it is a bit strange if one is an adult and the other is a kid. However, I get that this is not the opinion of everyone and I have no problem with people kissing their kids on the mouth. I just wouldn't.
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>>697948995
but im canadian anon
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>>697949033
no one mentioned pedophilia, anon. Something you need to tell us? Did mommy or daddy touch you in your special place? It's not your fault if they did...
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>>697949200
that's totally fine
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>>697948995
What if she's like 6 or 7? By then she'll know what a dick is
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>>697949246
no i doubt they did
I had pretty good parents
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>>697948397
this
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>>697949238
Canadians are Americans.
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>>697949416
technically we're not
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>>697948995
This, it's healthy for kids to see what we look like naked. It's the totally repressed ones that grow up with problems.
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>>697949362
>i doubt they did

Then stop projecting.

It's only wrong if you think/make it wrong.

No one here is advocating pedophilia of any sort, just discussing how to handle hygiene with young children.

>Fucking amerifags
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>>697948021
>>697949200
>cultural thing
This. Which pseudo-romantic things are acceptable within families varies from culture to culture. In some cultures people don't even kiss on the cheek or the forehead or anything, in others kissing on the lips is normal. In some cultures the children of a family will sleep together until puberty, and in others NO ONE sleeps together, not even couples. Things have become much more standardized over the last couple centuries, but each culture is going to have their own quirks.
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>>697949416
this, dont confuse the fucking continent for the country.

if its too hard to say, just say you're not a yank. but north america is both canada and united states, if you live in canada, you are american
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My boner demands more pics.
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>>697949601
>>697949601
>north america is both canada and united states

Dont forget Meheecooh
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>>697949518
But let's be real, you are.
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>>697949596
why do you assume this is an american thing

this is not an american thing

americans have to clean their kids too you retard.
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>>697949518
I am canadian, I am american.

Canada and united states both reside in NORTH AMERICA. its the continent not the country, I as a canadian am also american just like the yanks in the united states.

dont go full retard and try to deny it, instead of denying facts educate other people because just calling people from the united states americans doesnt apply solely to them.

just call em yanks instead of americans
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>>697948021
It's not very hygienic OP.
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>>697949346
They really don't anon
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>>697950065
neither is kissing ANYONE on the lips
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kissing people anywhere is unhygienic, now living in a bubble, now thats where its at.
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>>697949929
So people in Chile are americans too?
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>>697950132
They don't? I was aware of both dick and pussy by 6. But I'm a guy, so..
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get back on topic, anon
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>>697950307
Yeah.
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>>697949346
Nudity is not a bad thing. Having sex with minors is. If you can't separate the two, I suggest you get help.
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>>697950307
This. People in Chile or Guatemala would never call themselves Americans
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>>697949929
this anon is correct from a strict viewpoint.
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>>697948021
How else are you going to stop them from going on a killing spree when they get to high school?
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>>697950132
depends on the neighborhood, or upbringing. I grew up in slums where gangs and drug houses were a common thing. most of the girls my age around ages 5-7 new about dicks and what they looked like.

also most boys new about girl parts too. thing about where I grew up is. essentially city rubble was our playground dodging in and out of warehouses and falling apart buildings and stuff like that, it was easy enough to find discarded porn mags, and it usually circulated among the kids pretty quick.

but consider this, we found dirty mags and showed whoever we could, but nowadays kids have the internet at their finger tips and porn is a google search away, curiosity killed the cat but I guarantee kids nowadays know what parts look like.
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>>697949901
>americans have to clean their kids too you retard.
Yeah, usually by any means other than showering with them.

Amerifags are sexually repressed. This is not new news.

Can't even sun bathe topless on American cruise ships, the same ones that permit topless sun bathing on Med cruises.

C'mon m8, it's gr8 b8, but why the h8?
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Kissing your kids on the lips isn't weird. Asking them to slip you the tongue while they're at it is weird.
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>>697950363
Most kids know that there is something down their at 6 but they just know it for peeing and behind is pooping. My daughter knew at 6, but really they find out themselves from school if your education is good xD
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>>697949547
+1

underrated toast
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>>697949601
> Pardon, vous êtes canadien ? Vous avez l'accent.
Moi, je suis un canadien québécois ! Un français, canadien français.
>Ah bon.
Un américain du nord français. Un francophone québécois canadien.
>Ah c'est certain.
Heu, un québécois d'expression canadienne française française. On est des canadiens...
>Ah oui je vois.
Américains, francophones d'Amérique du nord.
>Oui oui je vois.
Des franco-québécois... On est des franco-canadiens du Québec.
>C''est ça.
Des québécois canadiens. Les deux.
>C'est ça.
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>>697949929
So people from mexico are american?
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>>697948021
>why is kissing somebody else's children considered weird?
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>>697950588
Yeh, though my family live in a more quiet reserved area and not places of gangs
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>>697950444
I'm not talking about sex man. But just having your dick waiving around at more or less your kids height/point of view. It's fucking weird
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>>697950592
How much time have you spent with american parents raising american kids? Because if you actually had, you'd know that american parents bathe their kids the same way everybody else does. As admittedly hilarious the idea of americans just sending their toddler into the bathroom telling them to figure out the shower themselves is, that's not how it works.
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>>697950626
what if they do it on their own, what if while you are going in for an innocent peck on the lips your 10 year old daughter swings her arm around your neck and brings you in closer and before you have time to react her small tongue is darting around exploring your mouth while she runs her other hand over your abs pushing you slowly onto the bed...
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German here, It is not generally considered 'weird' to kiss you daughter or son for that matter. Even though I doubt most males during and after puberty will want to.
But it is weird to tell them you love them all the time, what is my impression US Americans do a lot. Talking about feelings is less practiced in general. Here it seems, the gesture counts more than words.
It is a cultural thing.
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>>697949108
nice
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>>697950745
I may be canadian, but I dont speak that gobbledy gook. fuck french as a language.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO_1dEOkb_U
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>>697950877
Go on..
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>>697950851
Yup, comfirmed Amerifag.

Most Amerifags such as yourself, "supervise" bath time, whilst remaining clothed and only helping where needed.

Way to promote a positive body image buckaroo, have fun with your Private Catholic Schoolgirl Mudshark.

>pic related - girl raised right, with good morals and a very positive healthy body image

:^)
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No one wants your fucking herpe lips on them. Of course it's fucking weird. I'd kill my parent's if they kissed me on the lips, I know what they've done with them. You sick fuckers are the type of people to masturbate and shake someone's hand afterward and act like you did them a favor.
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>>697948719
>afraid of nudity

Americans, everyone.
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>>697949108
That's hot
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>>697950877
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>>697951023
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3367012/C-est-impossible-French-course-world-s-commonly-spoken-language-2050.html
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>>697951198
low quality enough to make you go select a picture and even reply.
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Why is fucking your children in the ass considered weird?
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>>697950655
Me and my nextdoor neighbor started sucking each other at 6. Can't recall if it was for pressure or for fun but we did it for years.
>I'm not even homosexual
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>>697950908
>you cant love your children in germany
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>>697951097
>you of this nationality must have this specific flaw that I shall now describe
>go back to your exaggerated extrapolation of that specific national flaw
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>>697948021
>an incest thread waiting to happen
So, we going captions or greentexts today?
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>>697951385
It's not..
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>>697948550
>>697948719
>>697948816
So I've got to ask would it be worse to wear bath shorts giving your child no real example I guess of sexuality like even small kids can clearly see you have this I don't or wearing them... I guess I'm asking if you wear shorts would that take away from the mental growth of the child?
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why is it suddenly all about bathing and ding-a-lings anon?
Who made the topic switch
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>>697951385
It's NOT. Who the fuck jumps to all these wild conclusions?
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>>697951385
Because that is not the proper use of an anus.
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I'd kiss my daughter's lips lips while pounding her little cunt and she cries in passion
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>>697951747
Luckily for the rest of the world, you'll stay a virgin until you die, by your own hands.
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>>697948816
My mom stopped letting me shower with her when I pointed at her carpet clam and said "What's that mommy?", so I feel like she knew the right time to stop.

Then again this was a few weeks ago so idk for sure
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>>697949929
how about i just call the people of the USA trigger happy, paranoid assholes and leave it at that? They don't deserve to be call yanks, Americans or anything in between, for fuck sakes half of the idiots thing we all live in igloos and ride polar bears

uneducated illiterate, inbred, egotistical dickheads they should all be neutered so they cant procreate and create more trigger happy paranoid assholes
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>>697951620
no, they can play with their own
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>>697951937
>then again this was a few weeks ago
fucking kek
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>>697948021
its not
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>>697951937
top zozzle
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>>697952177
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>>697949346
they can bathe them fucking selves at 6 - 7
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>>697951979
Since when does Putin negociates?
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>>697951979
I'm sure typing all that out will change the opinions of so many people.
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>>697952053
True I guess, I found out by playing doctor with the neighbor kid when I was a wee lad
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The purpose of kissing, biologically speaking, is to get a good sniff. Think of cultures that don't kiss on the lips, like Eskimos.
Women are attracted to men who don't smell like their fathers. It leads to them choosing mates who are not closely related and have very different immune systems (cross-immunities increase the offspring's chance of survival).
So a parent's desire to kiss their child either comes from a desire to show affection, or to eliminate genetic overlap, or both,
Unless she's just hot.
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>>697951937
kek

if that first part was real, then yeah that's the right time to stop
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>>697951979
wow, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions!
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>>697948453
and look where that has gotten you
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>>697952322
That's my fear. Having a hot daughter
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>>697951346
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>>697952322
>Unless she's just hot.
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>>697952298
probably not but it will sure as hell piss off alot of them and that was my goal
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>>697952397
what ever do you mean by that?
Am I a loser?
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>>697949362
How i read this
>no doubt they did
>I had pretty good parents
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>>697950170
Most people don't lick the floor, or eat handfulls of dirt, grass, worms, or anything else they can get their hands on.
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>>697952589
haha you're funny
i was the one who wrote that
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>>697949200
this

/thread
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>>697952329
Laughing like a retard in front of my colleagues
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>>697951883
Daughter, just waiting a couple years before I start filling her with cum
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>>697952745
post more
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>>697952820
bottom left

watermark

>gtfo
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>>697952745

why wait? She looks incredibly fuckable now. FILL HER UP
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>>697950746
Yes you moron, they are "central" american.
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>>697952745
ur pretty dirty tbh fam
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>>697952465
THIS. THIS THIS THIS
My wife is gorgeous, and I'm okay looking, and I can already tell my daughter is going to be a 9 or a 10 in a few years, and she's a total daddy's girl, and it genuinely worries me.
>INB4 "fuck her!"
No.
>INB4 "you shouldn't be attracted to her!"
If a girl in a bikini is a 9/10 girl strongly resembles my wife, my penis doesn't care.
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>>697948021
it is not depending on the culture
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>>697952645
kek, fair point. so kissing toddlers is stupid but if you want to make out with your thirteen year old, you're good.
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>>697952745
Moar
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>>697952745
MODS MODS MODS
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>>697952922
Fuck. Good luck with that anon. Make sure to hide your boner..or not, up to you
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>>697952745
>watermark
Sure, that's your daughter, right.
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>>697953033
dont cry too loud they cant do anything
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>>697953033
A picture of a child =/= cp
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>>697953033
Dubs of retardation
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>>697953113
like the mods give a shit
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>>697953164
Do these so called "mods" even exist
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>>697952745
What a coincidence, fellow real actual father! My daughter also happens to be of the attractive sort, and as she is my daughter and I thus have access to her regularly, I shall soon commence with the sexual intercourse with her, as she is definitely my real daughter!
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>>697953003
That is logically sound.
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>>697953164
They used to
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>>697953105
>>697953113
>>697953139
>>697953164
>>697953250
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>>697953366
No you are fucking dumb
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>>697953311
Try harder.
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>>697953250
Nope
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>>697951937
OMG
KEK
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>>697953311
fuckin kek
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>>697948021
Eh, to be honest.
It shouldn't go farther then cheeks/forehead.
Kissing your own kids on the lips is.. uh... eh.. kinda weird.


The pic is kinda hot.. *slight panic*
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>>697953602
than*
sry im tired
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Letting your daughter kiss you (her father) on the mouth is pretty much a recipe for a total whore when shes a teen. You are getting her used to kissing men like its no big deal, so they'll have little to no fear to hold them back from kissing their first black boyfriend in middle school.
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>>697948397
>Anon has out-thought us all
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>>697953454
Honestly I wasn't trying to bait, I was just throwing out the obligatory MODS comment on any picture of any kind that has a person under the age of 18 in it. Didn't expect a bunch of autists to freak out about it, but then again this is a thread about kissing children, so I suppose I should have expected it.
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>>697953649
Because you're supposed to be afraid of kissing, right? Shut the fuck up.
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>>697951937
>carpet clam
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>>697953779
fear and phobia are different you retard. everyone's first kiss is scary and some chicken out. usually boys but still.
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>>697949108
Hello half-chub!
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>>697953334
i bet if i'd say something like "mods r assclowns"
they'd ban me for another day rn.
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>>697953801
Your waifu takes black dick
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>>697953649
Whatever you say, anon.
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>>697952322
I guess what I'm saying is; if you're a /b/tard like me, have a woman and a child, you should ask her.
Because she can tell you how far the molestation got before she chose you.
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>>697950065
yeah, you are right. But I keep doing it.
my son does stuff like touching the toilet and then putting his fingers in his mouth.
I probably have shit particles on my lips right now.
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>>697948211
the inner ones, full on tongue
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>>697953965
prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
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>>697950833

Maybe if you're a sexually repressed murrifat where nudity is synonymous with filth.

Seriously, wake up.
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>>697954012
Tell him not to be such a fucking artist. How old is he?
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>>697953886
I get your point, but on the other hand if a chick already knows what it feels like to kiss, she'll be less likely to experiment.
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>>697954012
.-.
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>>697948021
Meh, it depends on the age.
Things start getting weird with the onset of puberty and that is good so, since the child is supposed to grow up and detach from the family at this point.

I kissed my parents on the mouth until I was 11 or so.
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>>697951937
screamerclauz gtfo
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>>697949108

Need moar pics like this.

Isn't 4chan an IMAGE BOARD?

On that note, what age is your daughter, and why do you not still bathe with her?
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>>697954063
I've already used my low quality bait image, and I don't want to take the time to download another one or edit the one I have for a repost.
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>>697954012
Because he gave you a rim job, before you kissed him on the mouth?
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i just realized something. since this thread is about kissing n shit, i just remember that I haven't had my first kiss yet.
im 21 and still kissless :/
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>>697948719
>Everyone hating on america
I'm from America and I can tell you now my family at least is not "afraid" of nudity. Don't think most are. That being said its possible that it's considered more awkward here for some families due to the American "redneck" stereotype (they do the incest)
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>>697953886
Phobia and fear are essentially the same, except phobia is by definition irrational. Phobia or fear of something as harmless as kissing someone on the lips is completely unacceptable.
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>>697954324
kek
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>>697953946
alright, ill say it.
moderators are assclowns.
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>>697948308
look at donald trumps daughter,ig my kid looked like that,id still be bathing her.
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>>697948542
Sad, but true.
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>>697949547
I knew what people looked like naked and I grew up with serious problems, parents not believing in childrens problems is worse then depraving them of knowledge of human anatomy.
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>>697954446
[User was banned for this post]
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is it ok to motorboat your mom's boobs?
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>>697954338
This is not a feel thread.
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>>697949108
>Mom never kissed me in my life, this turns me on.
>Found a new kink
God damn it 4chan.
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>>697954516
yeye, soon.
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>>697954457
Nigga I'd be scraping her pussy walls with my dick if she looked like Ivanka
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>>697954511
lmfao fuckwit
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>>697954561
sorry.
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>>697954233
what?
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>>697954518
Hell yeah it is
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>>697954518
No. Stay from my mom. I will kick you in shit of you say to me.
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>>697948021
>can't tell if just trolling or incest thread in disguise
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>>697954703
See the positive side, you most likely do not have:
> Mouth herpes
> Yeast infection in your throat
> Mononucleosis
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>>697954703
ily anon
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>>697954909
what you say habib?
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>>697948202
Fucking hell
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>>697949807
That's Central America
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>>697954909
Mum*
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>>697949108
>>697954946
>9/10 mom
>2/10 crate faced child
genetics, why?
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>>697949108
>>697954946
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>>697954967
you're right. and since i dont have a gf i can keep all the money for mys-.. oh right.. im a neet who hasn't worked in 2 years and gets no money support whatsoever.
>>697955012
does your name end in .jpg or .png?
if so ily too
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>>697955297
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>>697954909
Nice English
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>>697951979
Its not Putin's phrase you fucking russian moron. Pissing in your face уебан савушкинский
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>>697955243
butterfly kisses
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>>697955601
Damn, kiddo's got a fucked up nose.
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>>697955686
tilt your screen back a bit
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>>697948021
My daughter and I have always kissed on the lips. As she got older she began to kiss me differently. She walked in on me masturbating in my study the other day and wasn't shocked at all. She asked me if she could watch. So I let her.
Cont?
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>>697955802
Go on
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>>697955802
'ere we go..
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>>697955534
im not russian im a first generation canadian, my parents were born in Great Britain
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>>697955601
>>697955384
>>697955297
>>697954946
>>697949108
>Never had this
>Mom was neglectful and verbally abusive
>This loving family shit actually turns me on
WHY MUST YOU SHOW ME THESE THINGS ABOUT MYSELF 4CHAN?
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>>697955802
>my study
Continue Uncle Scrooge.
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>>697955802
First, bullshit.
Second >>697952128
Take it there.
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>>697955802

So it begins
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>>697955896
>>697956014
>>697956091
>believing this shit
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>>697948021
It's not considered weird in my family... if you slip them the tongue THEN it's considered weird.
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>>697954063
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>>697955944
Не пизди сучара ебаная. The shit you're posting here definates you exactly. You are russian agenda faggot. Рот твой ебал, говно
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>>697955802
aaaaaand we're devolving into an incest thread. Well, it's been fun folks.
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>>697955896
I'm not much of a story teller and don't have a lot of time. So I'll just peace it together the best I can.
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CDC intern here. It's awlays a bad idea to share saliva with minors. Children are known to be disease carriers for germs specific to the young, which can cause serious illness or death to adults. It can be shown scientifically that the ebola virus was spread this way.
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>>697956692
That's all this ever was retard.
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>>697955917
>>697956014
>>697956069
>>697956091
>>697956273
>>697956513
>>697956692
It all started so innocently. . .
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>>697954263
17, she called the cops on me
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>>697948021
I don't know. But mfw my girlfriend's family the women do kiss their children on the lips for some reason and her milf of a mother kissed my gf goodbye once.
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>>697956964
>science
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>>697951979
www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/pigeonchess.asp

there are more atoms in our bodies than in the entire galaxy
-black science man
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>>697956799
She hasn't had much of a social life. Small town smaller private school. I have tried to compensate by doing a lot of daddy/daughter date nights.
About a year ago she started acting differently on the date nights. Touching my hand across the table leaning in for a kiss etc. She seemed to be emulating the couples around us. I saw this as harmless fun and just brushed it off at first.
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>be about 7
>older sister always kissing me on the lips
>"teaches me" how to kiss girls
>get cold sores because she's a whore
>have lifelong health problems that I blame on getting oral herpes virus when I was a kid

For me, this is why you shouldn't kiss kids on the lips
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>>697951979
lol u mad
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>>697957362
Continue
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It's just fucking weird man
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you don't kiss your kids on the mouth

you do that with other people's kids only
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>>697956964
so fuckin africans were swapping too much saliva with children? they wonder why we call them monkeys
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You know, I've only ever been kissed on the lips once by my parents.
It was by my father and it was one of those "I'm so proud of you mwah" ones so it wasn't like it was long or really awkward.
Plus I was super young so I don't find it that weird.
And he's Argentinian, and Spanish people always have strange customs.
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>>697955113
North and South America are contlnents, retard. Central America is a region.
Mexico is officially Estados Unidos de Mexico.
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>>697948021
Johnny Knoxville gone rogue?
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>>697949929
Yank yourself.
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Well just because of our sizes its hard for me to reach down and kiss them while we fuck
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>>697957362
After I finally caught on to this I was a little freaked out, but the more I thought about it the hotter it made me. I began to put the thought that she was my daughter out of my mind and just focused on having this hot little blonde who wanted to spend all her time with me.

One night I took her to a really nice restaurant for our date night. She wore a dress and just looked incredible. By the time the night was over I was so rock-hard I had to go into my study and masturbate (thought my wife might think it's odd I come home with a raging boner ready to fuck after taking my daughter out).

So I get in my study and start whackin' it. I closed my eyes so I could fantasize about my hot little girl. I didn't hear the door open but I could sense someone else in the room so I sat up as quickly as I could. She was about 8 feet from me and it was clear she had seen enough to figure out what I was doing. I began to apologize immediately she kept saying it was ok. I started to laugh because I didn't know what else to do. She giggled too then asked if I was going to finish when she left. I needed to nut SO BAD i said that I probably would. That's when she asked if she could watch. I was so caught up in the moment I said yes. She came closer and watched me jerk off.

TLDR: my daughter watched me jerk off and now I can't stop thinking about banging her.
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>>697955975
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>>697948211
GOOD JAUN
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>>697950743
her chili ring is too much for me tbh
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>>697955282
.............
o___________o
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>>697959219
Fuck that's hot
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>>697956799
face is 19
body is 12
wat
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>>697959219
You should get some pics or something
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>>697948995
In Winland we share Sauna naked with parents and strangers at all ages.
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>>697948835
>not letting grandma groom your kid into her own person fuck toy.
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>>697955243
>makeup
>puberty
that's why
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>>697948021
Because it is.
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>>697959724
shes huge into ballet.
Here is one from the other day. Starting to catch up a bit.
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>>697949929
Sadly true
>b Japanese Asian
>mfw.jpg
>red dot injuns Asian too
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>>697960234
Any more pictures like this?
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>>697959219
Nice
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>>697960234
Are you guys in Idaho or something?
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>>697961083
more like this pls?
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>>697955601
got blacked
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>>697961317
I don't think so. That nigga right there is FABULOUS.
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>>697961317
This nigga has sum chicken legs
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>>697961317
got hunty-ed
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>>697961317
cant tell if he is groping her or just touching her shoulder
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>>697961317
look's like a gay friend to me. just look at those shorts hetero nignogs wouldn't be caught dead wearing those
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>>697961834
>nigger
>chicken legs
kek
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>>697962139
Well meme'd my friend.
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>>697961083
Man thats my fetish, retarded looking chicks that are hot at the same time
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I always used to bath with my sister when we were kids.


Really miss those days.
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>>697962043
damn this chick will sleep with anyone
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Yea. Kissing is a nono. Maybe ok when its a baby on the forehead or cheek. Hugging is the only way to go with kids.
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>>697962571
Me too but mom made us stop cuz I kept popping a boner when my sister was in the tub. I was the middle child.
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>>697961083
That´s someone´s daughter, you know
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>>697962043
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>>697963004
A ulgy one too. I am confused, but my dick disagrees with me.

>inb4 paper bags
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>>697963004
Not yours. So, what do you care?
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>>697963004
Not if she was a test tube baby, or a clone.
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>>697961246
Just search up average 4chan users
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>>697952922
Having hot family members sucks. Especially when they're pretty attached to you. I know that feel, anon. My little sister is 16 and she's pretty cute, but I'm staying away from that taboo.
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>>697963004
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>>697963436
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How bout this, your daughter gets into porn business. Would you watch it and fap it out?
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>>697963597
both are packing great asses.
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>>697963673
Pretty funny you should say that. This is my daughter.
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>>697963673
Would encourage, that's a fucking money-generating business
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>>697963591
GLOBAL RULE 15, BITCH
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>>697955970
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU TOOK A GIF

AND PUT AN EFFECT ON IT

HAHAHA SO FUCKING RANDOM
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>>697963921
If that is true, damn that ass gap.. did you help it get that big
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>>697948542
Other countries are weird, the American way is an improvement. Kissing your friends hello? Holding hands with people you're not fucking? Kissing kids on the lips? We've outgrown this behavior as civilized beings. The US has a lot to work on, but we have appropriate physical boundaries down.
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>>697948816
You just answered your own question. The age you stop is when it no longer turns you on.
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>>697964303
bait harder
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>>697963597
because hispanics are ugly, right rednecks?
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>>697963597
That restaurant looks familiar, what´s the name?
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>>697964582
Not bait eurofag, your food and atheism is better, but we know how to be cool.
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>>697964192
Me and her brother.
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>>697964973
Cool as Trump.
After he breaks the economy, the immigration problem will stop.
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>>697964973
I live in America. You don't. You are someone trying to make the US look bad by jumping into a thread and spouting unpopular opinions. Either you're an idiot, or you're baiting. I'd like to assume malice before incompetence, so I say again, BAIT HARDER.
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>>697965239 butthurt mudslime detected.
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>>697961083
Sauce?
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>>697951023
Native francophones are intellectually more developed than anglophone and can learn other languages easier because french is among the hardest latin languages to learn.
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>>697963597
What a faggot for now putting his hands on both their ass
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>>697965239
>kek
Bush and Obama couldn't break us
>Trump will get rid of the weak of constitution
>thereby making this a better place
>less whiners
>less PC
winrar
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>>697948211
I kek'd so fucking hard at this
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