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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>697947342
The lewd is not good luck!
>>697947524
I've never been rolled for before!
>>697947444
>Didn't roll
Sad times.
>>697947536
More good taste coming from you.
Koume claimed
>fran and chara roll
>>697947600
Best DaL.
>claiming yume
>>697947600
Fuck your sleep
>>697947684
Is okay.
If trips or more you go to sleep.
Homuroll
>>697947669
You're moving out faster than I am. Seriously it's so slow here.
>>697947365
Guns are funs, funs are good.If you don't like fun, go somewhere else please.
Best gun right here
>>697947600
Big babby waifu.
Thanks big babby!
Shiro claimed.
>>697946252
Nice, saved!
>>697946314
Don't worry, that will be a full!
>>697946373
I will stick to my word.
>Roll
>>697946532
Hella nay, bro.
>>697946899
Danke, Freund!
Ich spiele leider nicht mal, aber falls ich trotzdem gewinnen sollte, erwiedere ich den Gefallen.
>>697947558
I... I need a moment. I'm overwhelmed. Thank you!
>>697947814
Its 3 PM
>>697947822
Rolling for my cutie pi tsundere
>>697947831
Hello discount holo
>>697947669
Fran rollerino
>>697947669
So close!
Reroll
>>697947719
Should we just stop rolling and call it a gay harem?
>>697947822
Well mine is a more controlled college move in
>>697947949
Forgot pic
>>697947684
Favorite female age range?
>>697947949
If trips or more you go to sleep.
If chara anon gives me a bj irl i will pay for his transition.
But after he has to marry me
What are these rolls for?
>>697947908
Thanks big babby!
Always everyday :))
>>697947935
Ugh, Rolling for Chara protection!
>>697947949
No one shall steal my Chara
>>697947984
but still
>>697948050
1-12
If their are is on the clock they're ready for the cock
>>697947935
Then why are you rolling?
>>697947949
You won't get me!
>>697948130
To claim Chara's love
>>697948130
Sleep
>>697948050
Getting to the important questions.
>>697947935
No. You don't need a moment. You need to stay somewhere I can see you and your hands.
THis is my waifu
As you can see they can defend themselves and also have stable income in the form of construction work.
>>697948178
We're rolling for you!
Not chara!
>>697948203
Rollerino
>>697948050
Something in the middle, but lolis are good aswell, as long as it's 2D and not 3D.
I hate real life kids.
>>697947935
>I... I need a moment. I'm overwhelmed. Thank you!
Furious masturbation inc.
>>697948050
>>697948188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5aeuE2CQvc
>>697948284
Filthy blogger gtfo
>>697948178
And I'm not rolling for Chara, I'm rolling for you!
And I seriously think you should murder one of them
>>697948331
That was a close one!
>>697948360
I got my eye on you.
If trips or more you go to sleep
>>697948284
P?
>>697948360
Real kids fucking suck, but as a lolicon, I can appreciate another loli lover
>>697948289
Of course
>>697948188
12 is my starting point
>>697948589
After 12 they're too old
Most is 13
>>697948050
15-25
Would never pedo IRL though
>>697948311
Good waifu.Does your waifu support you?
Also Chara get
>>697948331
>>697948458
Even worse!
>>697948689
In some states you can fuck a girl within 4 years of your age
>>697948589
> but as a lolicon, I can appreciate another loli lover
Even more good taste.
>>697948498
Good to know.
But I'll probably be awake for another 10 hours or more.
>>697948689
Chara I will give you cuddles and let you shoot my raifu
>>697948689
Not even close!
>>697948739
And for lewdness!
>Lewd is luck!
>Chara get!
>>697948689
My waifu supports me well, they do work that keeps the family fed.
Gote is in the house
And by "in the house", I mean claimed
>>697948689
wew 15 is legal in my country so I could normally fuck someone at this age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFMGl9u4ZXg
>>697948760
If trips or more you all go to sleep.
>>697948876
Hey gote!
>>697948050
I'm not answering this question.
>>697948178
We are many but you are alone. This is not a battle you can win.
Better get that cam out.
>Chararoll
>>697948203
... science reasons.
>>697948289
Too late!
>>697948360
Like you aren't right now. Confess!
Who wants to make 15k?
>>697948823
>>697949020
What's the catch?
>>697949019
>Like you aren't right now. Confess!
You got me.
Can't resist striped pantsu.
>>697949096
You have to suck my dick
>>697949140
>>697949096
Or at least a handjob
>>697948865
Galil chan is only 5.56 so the recoil will be nice to you.
>>697948869
Do you help your waifu?
>>697948897
What country?
>>697949020
I'd do anything for 15 dollars.
>>697949096
S-sstop being so lewd!
>>697949019
Those are my reasons!
>>697949140
I would suck your dick for 15k
Hell, if you were cute I would pay you some for it
>>697949224
^
>Chara roll
>>697949258
It fifteen thousand
Hi.
I'm Sheriff John Bunnell, and you just read this in my voice.
>>697949140
>>697949224
For 15k?
That's an expensive blowjob/handjob.
>>697949258
I'm sorry cat-gun.
>>697949096
>>697949019
You don't have to say these things in public.
>>697949258
Poland. And you?
>>697949019
But trips only come to the chosen ones!
If trips or more you all go to sleep.
I'm going to make countryfus
I already have designed Australia, germany, and Canada
>>697949515
Chara roll
>>697949258
>5.55
That's incredibly average, I would still take it though, if you are cute
>>697949515
AND IT IS I!
>>697947600
Alright im back for good this time
>>697949590
Its 3 Am
>>697949096
No need to feel guilty. We mortals are weak in the face of the glory of striped pantsu.
>>697949140
You can get like 300 hookers for that money.
>>697949314
For Science!
>Chararoll
>>697949381
Should I be really low key and just post a picture instead?
>>697948947
Why hello, Fran
How's it going?
I'd add something more to this but I can't think of anything interesting to say other than weird off-topic comments about Garfield Kart, and those aren't really that interesting
>>697949020
>>697949140
i would do it for 200
not even gay
>>697949020
Whatcha need?
Why are people trying to steal another's waifu? That's pretty cruel. Aren't there plenty to go around?
Calamity-masu'd
How is everyone?
>>697949658
Then go to sleep
If trips or more you all go to sleep
>>697949381
I like to show off.
>>697949697
>We mortals are weak in the face of the glory of striped pantsu.
True words.
>and just post a picture instead?
Oh my.
>>697949750
A blowjob/handjob
>>697949850
I haven't eaten my krabby patty
>>697949697
I'm not following you. What kind of picture?
>>697949395
Texas
>>697949317
I'd succ for 15k
>>697949351
Galil is fox not cat!
>>697949648
Galil has no penis!5.56 is bullet.
>>697949140
Ill let ya jam it in the fish bucket for 15k
>>697949761
Sleep
If trips or more you all go to sleep
here
>>697949697
SCIENCE!
>>697949701
Well, we are trying to roll for Chara's love
Chara roll
>>697949972
Oh,
~~a bullet vibe?~~
>>697949974
Your boipucci?
>>697949927
>>697950044
Jesus Christ, kill me, please.
>>697950118
Top Tier Feet
>>697949972
Fuck, you're right.
My bad.
I still prefer Sako either ways :^)
>>697950023
I've only been awake for 4 hours and I've been eating a lot of sugar, I can't sleep
>>697950097
No just bullet
>>697949972
you'd succ for free.
>>697950044
Shut in waifu~
>>697949970
ham
>>697949823
twister waifu
>>697950143
Not a dude, bro
>>697950118
Holly fish!
>>697950230
Boring
How can you join in a gay orgy with out a dick?
>>697949972
Oh that's not. Is hot there?
>>697950310
Tits or gtfo?
>>697950230
Sleep anyways
If trips or more you all go to sleep
>>697950310
Timestamp with a picture of your hands
>>697950374
What the fuck did I just write lmao.
I meant to say That's nice.
>>697949972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzzJB1oh7qE
>>697949898
>>697949970
You know you want it.
>Chararoll
Michiru poster here.
Have a smile
>>697950484
I mean, I never said I didn't want it.
>>697950382
No, youll just have to trust an anonymous user.
Take it as far as you can
>>697950296
Roll for deko lewds
>>697950497
Best Grisaia right here.
>>697950497
Yay!
Chara roll
>>697950186
no i wont
>>697950296
dekomori.
>>697950199
Sako is too lewd!
Sako is friendly though
>>697950296
Maybe :^)
>>697950321
Galil is not for lewd!
>>697950374
I'm actually in Tennessee right now
>>697950411
Too close
>>697950465
I don't understand
I'm going to make some corndogs real quick
>>697950416
Wouldnt prove anything man, no nails
>>697950484
I'm not sure what picture is this you're talking about but I get the feeling I don't want it.
Claimed
>>697950684
I want to suck you off
I'll pay 300
>>697950552
confirmed not a female
you know the rules of /b/ when you say you're female
timestamp+current date or gtfoh
>>697950734
I can tell without the nails
>>697950706
I wrote "that's not" instead of "that's nice".
>>697950740
> I get the feeling I don't want it.
Booooo
>>697950670
smiles
>>697950767
STELLA YOU'RE MINE
You have ten seconds to excuse yourself for not sleeping early.
If trips or more you all go to sleep.
>>697950706
But what will we do in your harem?
>>697950767
Hey Stella
>Chara roll, final
>>697949823
Everyone?
I'm included in everyone!
This means I get to tell somebody about things
Now if only I had things to say
>>697950097
Doesn't sound like my kind of party
But then again, I'm always up for a roll
Fuck it, Chara roll
>>697950411
You sure are devoted to getting people to go to sleep
I'm at least somewhat immune to this, however, because it's 10:30 here and no matter which 10:30 it is there's no way I'm going to sleep at it
>>697950555
the only reason you get this is trips
>
>>697950684
How are you doing?
I got breakfast and it was amazing.
>>697950706
Make me Coomb :^)
>>697950895
I woke up at 6PM and it's now 9:30PM.
>>697950883
Second best Grisaia :^)
>>697950555
>witnessed
>>697950548
>>697950740
At this moment I really wish I was at my computer and had that friendly winking shiro gif...
Anyway homu, don't worry, I was in Skype and playing wows until now, so I didn't actually do anything that could dishonor your waifu. Yet.
>>697950895
work
>>697951002
>so I didn't actually do anything that could dishonor your waifu.
Boooooo
>Yet.
Nice.
>>697950963
She's so wet~
>>697950930
Sure, why not.
>>697951002
>almost witnessed
>>697950784
>>697950808
Na man Im chill.
Dont really matter if ya believe me or not bros
No skin off my penis
Oh no, my ruse!
>>697950484
I want it
>>697950734
We can tell without nails.
>>697950828
Why did you reply to me with music?
>>697950919
Be friends and shoot guns!
>>697950963
Nah
>>697950883
Smiles are nice
>>697950930
What all have you been up to?
>>697950963
W E W
>>697950781
i will decline
>>697950895
just woke up
>>697950963
made coffee and i'm now sitting. what did you eat?
>>697950930
I am
>>697951063
>>697950976
Posting=free time
Free time=sleep
>>697951277
Im a girl tho
>>697951156
I'm just dumping it on my every post because why not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqqGGHdSj0U
>>697951278
But the whole day is my free time.
Are you saying I should sleep the whole day?
>>697951114
Yea right, what about you post full picture.
>>697951002
That's good to know, if anything happens don't let me know.
>>697950930
B-but Anon-kun! Toriel is m-much better
>>697951156
Sounds like fun!
>>697951564
Truely is also a girl, not a guy
>>697951512
Sure.
Whoever gets>>697999999 will get 100 bucks
Chara you will be mine!
(My friend)
>>697951489
don't you make pizza all day?
Best type moon claimed.
>>697951338
>Im a girl tho
It really is THAT easy.
>>697951156
Such a tease~
>>697951140
Rolling for Rem lewds
>>697951159
a loli is best.
>>697951277
Coffee sounds good, but if i make more i'll be on my 4th cup today.
I had an eggs Benedict with endless mimosas and a cup of coffee, was there for 2 hours
Totally worth it.
>>697951489
If you can yes
If trips or more you all go to sleep
![Syndra [95].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/29Mqp8o.jpg "Syndra [95].jpg")
>>697951742
Fuck how'd you find that pic of me?! I demand you to take it down!
>>697951678
Kyouko a lewd
/u/ time?
>>697951338
and?
>>697951775
never had mimosas but coffee is good think ill make a 2nd cup
>>697951830
>respect the distance between the kitty and I
>>697951775
But I won't loli
>>697951709
Nah, I wish that was my job though.
>If I had one
>>697951800
Damn, sounds like something I would do actually.
>>697951860
It's always /u/ time.
>>697950919
Hey fran how are you doing
>>697951775
It's about lewd time anyways
>>697951860
Lewd time?
>>697951893
That is a cute little girl
>>697947908
Thanks big babby
>>697951678
Sayaka breasts are nice, closest to Mami.
>>697951114
Stay tuned for more information!
>>697951156
Sorry, I don't want to enrage Homu any more. After all, she was really nice to be today.
Also it's throbbing too much to get a steady picture.
>>697951140
I'll get there, I gained patience during all these years I spent rolling for homu.
>Chararoll
>>697951512
Okay, see you in 25ish minutes.
>>697951989
If trips or more you all go to sleep
>>697952097
Mami's mammies are too big, Sayakas are the perfect size.
>>697951159
Most of my free time has been dedicated to vidyas as of late (and as of most of the time)
Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball is one of my favourites at the moment
Fun little game about robots and dodgeball
(This isn't another Garfield Kart, I'm being serious about this one)
>>697951564
>toriel
>much better
You get outta here right now
Azzy is best gote and nobody with any semblance of taste would ever say otherwise
>>697952291
I like both.
>>697952176
>Stay tuned for more information!
Sweet.
>>697951951
I don't believe you!
>>697951775
I just want to be friends!
>>697952072
>>697952176
>All of this lewd
I've got to go to the restroom
For the next 45-90 minutes
;-)
>>697951775
Dont have to roll for flavour of the month
Keep it classy, not trashy.
>>697952176
I hope your next target is better than me.
>>697952291
Sayaka's are too big for me but I can appreciate that too.
>>697952404
More
>>697951989
>>697951860
When is is /Y/ time?
>>697952050
I'm good, you?
>>697952296
Ah, I've been watching some anime recently
>>697952652
/y/ is terrible fujoshit pandering
Roll for sleep
>>697952409
You should, I would never enter the circle of personal space
