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Dick rate thread
>>697943960
5/10
>>697943960
7.5/10 OP Nice one
>>697943960
hey that's my dick!
>>697944079
That's better
>>697944387
Thats what happens in a lot of these threads. Small dick fuckers take pics of big dicks, say it's them, then they jerk off to the replies
>>697944584
Op here. I assure you I didnt take some dudes picture. Just took this one. Im flatter you think my dick is big.
>>697944464
Not really
Raging red/10
No good
>>697944725
I meant to say bigger. Yours isnt bad but dont get cocky.
>>697944875
I hope that pun was intended :D
>>697944464
8/10
>>697944295
7/10
>>697943960
7/10
As dicks go, you gentalmen have nice ones! How's mine?
7.5 inches
Rate
hi rate
>>697944079
would let you fuck me through a desk/10
R8 my wiener schnitzel
>>697946207
Wiimote d, so small. No hate.
>>697946410
not that small
>>697946207
height?
Thoughts?
>>697946631
6'1"
>>697945660
Why nobody ever rate me?
>>697947093
Because you swallow daddy's cummies.
>>697947264
swallow my cummies fggt
Anyone got Orlando Bloom's dick pic? I can't find it anywhere.
What do you guys think?
>>697946850
0/10
feelsbad.exe
>>697947410
Oh wow. You're quite the grower big fella.
>>697947962
this is me
>>697946277
but yea, i grow a few inches girth and length
>>697948043
Ok?
I'd like to know what ya think
>>697946851
yeah, i'd fuck you good
>>697948165
thought you thought i was this guy
>>697945660
Hue hue
>>697948349
I thought I was thinking of something I thought before.
>>697947093
Dick is fine, body is incredible; hope you have a mug to match
>>697948479
wat
>>697948280
but ur a guy tho
>>697948280
show your femicock
>>697948352
what the fuck
is that mayonnaise?
Is this good? I'm a 6ft tall and 18 years old.
>>697948850
cuntboy, but yeah
welcome to /b/
>>697949082
what are those white dots under the tip
>>697948894
>>697949133
show cock to daddy
>>697949179
wat
where is dick
this is /b/
>>697949179
Tits.
>>697949136
I don't know the name or anything but most people have them
>>697949477
>>697949136
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis
>>697949614
meh/10
>>697948222
Anyone rate this???
I know it's mediocre, but that's okay.
>>697949763
oh. hawt. got a full body pic?
>>697950060
not a good one
slimmed down a bit since
>>697949179
moar
>>697949908
check and 8.5/10
opinions?
>>697950377
is op's dick good enough for you?
R8?
>>697950377
mmmmm
About to start working my cock
Post ones you've saved
>>697950377
could you rate me?
>>697950704
>>697950387
>>697950437
it's not terrible, i just don't prefer when the shaft isn't bigger than the head, and you're really choking it.
>>697950514
depends on the rest of him; could be. it's a not the best, but it's better than average, i guess.
I've got a pretty tight puss, but I'm drawn to big dick, idk why. kind of makes me feel like an asshole, but w/e.
What does /b/ think
>>697951043
kik?
Rate
>>697950493
good length
>>697950645
9.5/10
>>697950704
kind of blurry, but great thickness. can't really tell length of curvature
>>697950798
what's with the persepctive
>>697951368
yea, but i'm not really into chat for nothing, and i'm in okinawa atm. if you're on island than maybe. area code?
>>697951043
rate?
>>697948269
>>697951237
nice pussy btw
>>697951855
its pretty short. 5 inches long and 5 inches thick
>>697952074
we can trade pics for pics. but im not on the island
>>697951855
Thanks for the 9.5 rate. It's 6.5 inches
r8 guys
>>697949011
soap and foam, lol
>>697951855
Lol idk. This better?
>>697948269
decent uncut, hard to tell size (sorry, but i prefer cut--social conditioning and all that)
and thanks
>>697952112
looks considerably larger than 5 thick. good with lots of lube
>>697952238
have pics on here already?
>>697952812
probably is, didnt accurately measure
>>697951043
Rate?
>>697951250
8/10
>>697952442
yeah, i'ts my favorite so far. i like upward curve and it's a good endurance size, which I also like. been with 9.5 inches before and shit hurts after a good doggy pounding.
>>697952500
ah. ok.
>>697952655
i guess? i mean, it looks good from that angle and distance--it just looks misleading as well
>>697943960
meh 6/10
>>697944079 >>697944464
nice dick bro :3 8.5/10
>>697944295
8/10
>>697945325
a really nice head 7.5/10
>>697945759
7.5/10
>>697945923
6.5/10
>>697946134
alone in the dark/10
>>697946207 >>697946234
wow oUo 9.5/10
>>697946410
very long bro ;^) 8.5/10
>>697946850
7.5/10
>>697947792
meh 5.5/10
>>697948222
really nice dick bro i want lick your ball uwu 8.5/10
>>697949082
not bad 7/10
>>697949278
7/10
>>697950493
7/10
>>697952927
pussies like thick dick; i'm pretty sure more than length, but it depends on that puss, i guess. I don't hang out with any, but you can draw out some good moans with that
>>697953270
That's what I've heard. Anything over 7" is too big and even in porn, they don't go in all the way. And the curve hits all the right spots
>>697953354
here is a non dark pic
also these:
>>697952112
>>697950704
hi
>>697953452
thx
>>697953528
you again cwc
i love tour dick
>>697943960
>>697953019
makes me drool(9.5)/10
would give you a ten, but it looks like it might hurt after a while. where do you keep that thing?
>>697953354
glad someone else is rating. alone in the dark gets a kek
>>697953736
In the UK
You're a femanon?
>>697953717
Thanks.
cwc?
>>697953913
nobody here is a femanon
only gay, narcisist that show yourself and very bored straight
>>697953518
>>697952112
>>697950704
>>697946277
>>697952927
grower not a shower. me when soft, such tiny
>>697953472
yep. it's true, for me anyway. i've heard some bitches complain that upward curve hurts in doggy, but i think they're just doing it wrong; i love it. and yeah, i don't like extra length loitering outside of my body--feels weird man. that shit needs to be balls deep.
>>697953528
9/10
>>697953629
np
>>697954409
Thanks.
>>697953913
No, sadly. was just in europe, but back in okinawa until the end of the month, then i'll be back in california.
and no, sorry. just a cuntboy.
>>697954684
np
ded
>>697955125
pics of spread pussy?
i like this one
>>697955125
>cuntboy.
bmp
>>697955602
best i got right now
>>697955842
good example
>>697956605
uhh nice pussy but what are those bumps m'lady?
>>697956605
>>697955842
The fucks a cuntboy?
>>697956841
A guy with a vagina.
>>697956605
>>697957062
looks a little dirty imo
>>697956908
So transitioning to a dude?
>>697956753
not a lady, and what bumps?
>don't fuck anyone
>blood tested clean for everything you can get tested for
they're probably razor bumps, but idk what you're looking at.
>>697957201
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntboy
>>697956980
6.5/10
>>697957309
>>don't fuck anyone
>>697957309
oh... wait.. not a l.. oh god
>>697943960
Is that your dad OP?
>>697957125
it's cummy, and i guess has lint on it from that, but i'm not trying to impress anyone, just filling request.
i know how squeaky my puss is -shrug-
>>697957453
*anymore
been.... seven months?
>premed
>>697957553
Why do you say its my dad
![20160729_220534[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A7UrNcZ.jpg "20160729_220534[1].jpg")
>>697956980
7.5
>>697957062
very nice, I like the piercing 8.5/10
>>697957479
give him a prize
>>697957636
lewd
Pardon the pre-cum
>>697957852
8.5/10 are you waxed or shaved? cause that's an awful close shave
and thanks
>>697957842
well is it?
>>697958075
razor, and I get what you are saying, I am bad at shaving...
Rate?
>>697958081
No its me
>>697958267
hmph. well you should hate your dad. you inherited a terrible cock from him.
>>697958245
No, no. It's super close; it's impressive
>>697946277
may i see your feet?
>>697953913
10/10 in love
>>697958472
14 years old already? my how the time flies
>>697958796
lol why
>>697958834
tell me about it
Rate me please.
>>697958928
seriously, would let you fuck me all day long. You got a kik?
>>697958991
he has broad shoulders
>>697945660
me and gf are monitoring thread, said she would suck on your cock. i would let her too
>>697958848
did your dad tell you to say that?
>>697958796
feet arent very good looking. got wide feet and flat footed
>>697959363
and a sick tan
>>697959361
ukfag?
>>697959440
Op here. I the one who said 14 years old already. But im wondering what makes you say my penis is so ugly
Any love for my dickeroni?
>>697959545
would fuck/10
>>697959675
pict dick
>>697959558
yessir
>>697958796
plus only got butt and dick pics
>>697959794
girth seems nice 6/10
>>697959675
head too small 4/10
>>697959828
not that pretty but looks like a great fuck 8/10 would ride
>>697959847
wtf, learn how to take a proper dick pic
>>697959828
smooth ride
would mile high/10
>>697953528
I like this one. 9/10. Would be 10/10 if it was uncut
>>697943960
7.5/10
>>697960180 If you are wondering, about 6 1/2 around.
>>697959936
pic of yourself?
>>697960331
learn to take proper pictures
>>697959677
fucked up head, not enough girth,
notevenyourunclewouldtouchit/10
>>697959431
I would let her too! Kik?
>>697960343
..waiting for the day amerifags finally switch to metric
>>697960071
yea, alright. i'm away from my phone right now (downstairs of a tokyo hostel), but just message me and ill pick it up in a bit
italian_tail
>>697960562
turd/10
>>697960562
nigglet
>>697960444
puss pics earlier in thread. sry
>>697960516
16.5 cm. I know, but we just HAD to be different.
>>697960693
my puss
>>697960604
like this one for some reason, nice proportion
>>697960719
haha nice, which dick are we talking about tho? lol
>>697960719
That is not 16.5 girth. lel
>>697960638
oh fuck i lost
>>697960865
Yeah and you're not old enough to be on this site. "Lel heueheuheeuhe"
>>697960770
quality. i'd fuck it for hours
>>697960855
The one you said the girth is nice.
>>697943960
>>697961011
lewd
>>697960974
''You're not old enough to be on this site'' - Guy who can't use a tape measure properly.
>>697960487
Fuck you, anon
>>697953913
>>697961146
Yeah and we all know you can take exact measurements with your eyes by just looking at pictures. You have a gift. Get off of this site and go make millions.
>>697961146
oh jeez. go make a pb and j and watch your youtubes
>>697961023
mmm. moar?
>>697961133
a bit
>>697959431
Here's another one for her to imagine!
>>697961302
Did someone strip a few layers of skin from your shaft, m8?
>>697961095
it looks like your dick is jumping out onto an airplane waterlanding safety device
>>697961496
nigger/10
>>697961095
Call Me Cait/10
>>697961434
Eh. I don't take very many. I know I should be taking a million and throwing them into large crowds, but a dick is a dick. I post my one pic for shits and giggles. I posted a bunch before and I usually never get a rate.
All I got...
>>697961229
i remember you from a dick rate thread few days ago. still one of the best dicks i've seen here 10/10
>>697961258
i know it's not yours, but i pity the guy with that dick
>>697961302
head too big, 4/10
>>697961483
looks dry. poor cutfags. 5/10
>>697961731
well i like it :)
>>697961809
it literally is mine tho
>>697961229
8/10
>>697961258
too young
>>697961293
9/10 (bad focus)
>>697961302
5/10
>>697961483
6/10
>>697961496
6.5/10
>>697961871
Thanks. Grew it myself. :)
>>697961909
>filename
faggot
>>697961967
haha. cmon i know you got at least one more
>>697961982
>posted from my phone
>realized I didn't have it saved
>liked the picture
>>697961555
naw just gets red with blood when maxed out
>>697961809
Thanks
>>697962123
timestamp then
>>69796208
Unfortunately no. But I appreciate you liking it so much. I guess I'm content. I may not ever post in these threads again. lol
>>697943960
wolvy/10
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g
Rate me
>>697962340
> I may not ever post in these threads again
nahhh anon come back soon! with a new pic..i'll remember you ;)
>>697962340
>>697962085
Sorry, I messed up the No.
>>697962230
Fag, I'm locked right now
>>697962651
yea figured >>697962634
>>697962367
right in the feels
>>697952955
I feel sad for anons whenever I see dicks here with very little or no frenulums. Cuz they normally feel so good.
>>697962698
kek, ok anon i believe ya. still a small dick. are you a faggot?
>>697962546
deliscioso
>>697962627
8/10
>>697962883
IKR
uncut master race
>>697962952
wrong no,
>>697962859
>>697962859
>>697962784
looks like a golum, but would still fuck
>>697962784
looks fuckable. are you latino?
>>697963142
A golum?
>>697963201
A little bit of pacific islander
>>697963350
i like the colour
>>697958867
i like feet please?
>>697945325
9/10, nice head, good thickness and size. Would swallow your load.
>>697962627
if you're UK - lemme come worship it plz :3
Any UK hung boys wanna compare and get worshipped by me? :3
Would anyone want to talk via email or google hangout? im a slut for cock
>>697962883
yeah, i'm going to toy my ass while watching steven universe
im on a new level of gay
>>697963559
>>697963859
shit anon that's hot. can i see you cum
>>697963859
>>697963284
like it was pieced together
>>697963790
yea, we all use SU as a pregame
>>697963790
good for you
>>697953019
>>697964158
mushroom/10
>>697945759
Your rabbi made a horrible job on that dick
>>697957891
Your cum looks tasty
>>697964110
Ah you mean a frankencock
>>697964216
Yum
>>697964216
those balls look so yummy
>>697963859
wow wat size?
>>697964505
>>697964571
Cheers
>>697964216
9/10>
>>697964424
No, it's not that bad.
>>697962627
Like it
>>697964837
i fapped to that video last week
not sure if you posting again or another anon. hope it's you, cause i love you
>>697964837
>>697965034
One and only
>>697965171
hnnnnngggghh
>>697965171
I'd love to have you cum down my throat
>>697966194
chode/10
>>697967198
9/10 - want that between my lips. Location?
>>697967291
thx
NL
>>697967857
Damn. Come visit England :P kik?
hey bbz
>>697965171
Oh god, that's good
Rate it
![IMG_2568[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fl84ccg.jpg "IMG_2568[1].jpg")
Rate
>>697972083
may i see your barefeet?
>>697971872
10 id kiss your feet
.
>>697973289
can i see your feet?
>>697972083
Very very nice - UK right?
You guys are gay haha faggot s
