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>>/trash/
Cute sneks
>>697941080
Best thread i saw in a while
>you will never have a cute snek to cuddle
>>697943018
Why even live
>>697943018
know that feeling my brother
I'll just leave this here
>>697943446
Link plz
inb4 someone posts that webm of the dude fucking his snek.
Are there any spooky skeleton sneks?
>>697943684
Or make one :p
Top o' the mornin
>>697943578
>>697943446
https://www.change.org/p/president-whitehouse-gov-change-the-snakes-name-to-danger-noodle
>>697943684
post it this thread got me horny
requesting dont tread on me snek with a grenade
>>697944024
I was just here for cute sneks
Snek 4 pres 2016
I started the thread to steal all of the snek images
please continue with snek posting
>>697944348
Pls, be sneaky snek
This is now a spooky thread, be spooked
>>697944024
POST IT NIGGERS IM HORNY
>>697942036
>Suicide
>>697944549
Are u?
>>697944549
Fuck off skeleton
>>697944024
Sadly the drive I had it on failed 2 weeks ago, so no have.
>>697944657
Thanks mr skeltal
>>697944539
>>697944615
>>697944645
YOU NIGGERS IM NOT A SKELETION POST THE SNEK PORN
IF SINGLES IM NOT A SKELETON
>>697944549
mr skeletone pls shoo
>>697944760
fuck
>>697944830
Lyar
>>697944830
that sounds like skeleton talk to me
Lookie lookie, it's gettin spooky
>>697944830
>>697944830
I'd fuck that horse Mr.skeleton
>>697944888
Nvm. Found a dropbox that has the video.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/esmtpu8zet7hygg/snakefucker.mp4
>>697945110
I didn't realize you could do this. Sneks are lewd to me now.
>>697945110
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/esmtpu8zet7hygg/snakefucker.mp4
Thanks mr.Human
>>697944872
>>697944957
>>697944906
>>697945042
IM NOT A SKELETON
IM A HUMAN BEING
>>697943018
But I do.
Pic related my corn snake
>>697945451
thats what a skeleton would say
>>697945110
>>697945468
you lucky bastard
>>697945499
i bet you are a skeleton mr.skeletal
>>697945726
Bob Ross is a skeleton so you are confirmed skeletal
>>697943446
signed
>>697945110
Best nut in my life
10/10
>>697945726
nah skeletons cant get dubs
All my snek pictures are in my other laptop so no sharing from me. But I do need more snek posters please.
>>697946409
i think thread is dead
>>697945468
Send a picture of you kissing it.
I k-know you'd do it you s-slut.
I don't have any snek pictures. Please post more. I'll bump tho.
Here's another one of my corn snake when she was in her blue phase.
Kinda like a snek.
>>697946633
Not a snek expert but where are its fangs?
>>697946800
What does petting a snek feel like?
>>697946574
She's in her blue phase right now and I don't handle her at all during her shedding process.
>>697944657
danke m'skeleton
>>697946924
It's pretty awesome. It's very unique there is nothing like having a snake wriggle around your hands and up your arms.
>>697946816
They fold back into its mouth they only deploy them when they are about to bite.
explain.
>>697947190
Thanks for the answer snekanon
>>697946633
Fun fact about the black mamba, they are one of the most dangerous snakes not beacuse of how toxic thier venom is but beacuse they will strike you several times before you even know it. The inject insane amounts of venom into thier prey.
>>697947241
a trash post/10
>>697946924
Like a bag of sand
Emerald tree boa, in my opinion it's one of the pretty snakes out there.
>>697941258
wiggly squiggly had me like
>>697947835
With a close second being the Vietnamese blue beauty
>>697943847
signed
>>697941080
This is the worlds largest captive snake, located at "the edge of hell" a haunted house in Kansas City Missouri. 25 feet and 2 inches she weighs about 350 lbs (7.5 meters and about 160kg
>>697948304
Forgot pic
>>697947952
Not him but i'd like to know everyone's snek preferences here
>>697948295
best snek ever
>>697948295
Would you eat a snek?
>>697945911
Snek eater pls leave
>>697948915
i ate two sneks today..and then i ate a kek
*DURURURURUUU*
A WILD FUCKING EKANS APPEARED, WTF ARE YOU GONNA DO /b/?!
>>697950622
dunno
>>697950622
jizz on it
>>697950622
DIS BITCH IS MINE
Fuck I love snek threads
>>697941080
Fuck off jenny. gtfo /b/
>>697943018
Not quite correct
pic related, my ball python
She's a little squiggly ball of love
>>697944064
>>697950924
"ekans started snuggling pokeball"
What now?
>>697951235
Can...can I fuck it?
>>697951235
jizz on it
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697950622
>>697951056
Post more of that cute snek
Really though, can you fuck a snake?
>>697944657
Thank mr skeletal
>>697951992
Someone posted a video of a guy fuckung one already. So yes.
>>697944657
Thank Mr skeltal
>>697951992
everything is a fleshlight if your dick is thin enough
>>697952222
Nice Quads.
But wouldn't the snake react negatively, or isn't it unsanitary, or is there even any pleasure in it? I mean, it's a reptile!
Finally my type of thread!
>>697952333
Even you?
>>697951345
You might come to an agreement, yes.
>>697951884
I got you anon
Coming up in the replies to this
>>697952696
She loves her dragon
>>697952696
Damn you have a cute snake. how much does it cost monthly to keep it?
>>697952696
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697952222
quads say yes
>>697952817
Not too much monthly, she's a baby.
Her whole setup including
>heatlamps
>tank
>bedding
>humidifier
>water bowl
cost me about $250 total
6 pinkie mice cost about $10 at petsmart, and I feed her once weekly. Replace the cedar bedding every week (some people say 2 weeks, I keep it clean), a big bag should run you like $20 and that'll last you 2-3 changes
>>697953013
WHY ARE YOU STARVING MR SNECK?
>>697953013
Doesn't sound too bad for a baby one. Since it's a ball python, you're going to need a bigger tank later on
>>697952696
and another
>>697953013
That snek is adorable.
>>697952696
id liek a snek
if someone mugs me id just throw my snek at him
>>697953013
Cedar bedding can be toxic and cause respiratory infections. Use aspen if you like the wood chip type of substrate.
>>697952656
*unzips dick*
>>697953154
snakes take a metric fuckton of time to digest shite
>>697953154
Not starving her at all. Snakes, being cold blooded, have much slower metabolisms than mammals. Sometimes she's not even hungry when I try to feed her
EXPECTUZZZZZ PETROLUM
>>697953329
oke, im no worm wrangler
>>697953289
Good to know, thanks anon
>>697953240
She's a total sweetheart too, loves people. I socialized her early on and it's really paying off.
>>697953324
FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NAO
More pics for my snek folder
>>697941080
ACTUAL RECENT QUOTE FROM DONALD TRUMP FOUND ON CNN:
"i like to dress up as wolvy (my 3rd x man)
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my wolverine suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFyuQUKQM6g
>>697944657
thank mr skeletal
snek
srange snek
Danger Noodle
>>697953753
Your snek is sick
>>697953753
why its dirt`?
>>697953937
snek was in mud
>>697953823
snek is beter
>>697953694
>>697953753
dude i think your snek has autism
>>697953473
Pine chips are also toxic avoid those as well.
>>697954177
can they swim in bleach?
>>697954255
Sent ;)
>>697954327
Yea, but only once.
>>697954177
snek guy here, that one I actually knew
quick question : should snek threads become a daily occurrence on /b/ or not?
>>697954700
Yes
>>697954700
snek snek snek
>>697954700
yep
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697954689
What I like to use is coconut husk. It looks good and is easy as fuck to spot clean. Also to good at holding moisture to keep the humidity a little higher and when it's dry it stays fucking dry. I don't know a whole lot about BP but my corn loves to burrow into it.
>>697954700
yes
>>697954700
senkke snak, always talk the snek
>>697955114
Drop me a link to where I could order some? I'm down to give it a try
>>697954700
yes, sexy snek too, all kinds of snek.
>>697955442
sexy snek is snekxy
>>697955442
>>697955442
find one flaw, fucking dare ya'
>>697941080
Autism: The thread
>>697955426
This is the same shit I use its a little more pricey but I think it's worth it.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00BUFSX7G/ref=mp_s_a_1_sc_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1470341552&sr=8-2-spell&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=ecoearth+coconut+husk
>>697955653
what kind of snek is this
>>697955755
this my snak, hes called ronald donaldo snek
Need more danger noodles
pls dont deport
>>697955991
danger noodle is for sexual.
Sneker
>>697955706
Good looks anon, thanks
>>697956258
Sweater
>>697944657
Thank you horny skeltal.
>>697944549
fuck of skelly
>>697956281
Got 4 sneks, pretty cheap pets to keep tbh.
>>697957933
I wanna boop that sneks face
>>697946800
so cute
>>697953711
itty bitty baby snek for the win!
>>697957933
>>697958877
me too. So boopable
yeyyyyy, love snek threads.
pic related, top snek
Snek is dad! Say "congrats snek!"
>>697954700
Implying there are any better threads here
>>697954700
oh god yes
>>697955558
She is missing an arm
>>697953753
that's no snek, that's a sea-snipper
>>697946924
nothing really, you dont pet them like a dog, you just gently rub their back and stop when they inevitably get bored/annoyed
having them "pet" you by climbing around or grabbing onto you is cool though. they're basically just one giant prehensile muscle, so their entire body can flex to grab onto your hand or shoulders or whatever
>>697961323
With enough imagination, anything can be snek
>>697944657
thank mr skeletal
>>697944657
thanks mr skeltal
>>697961489
true dat
>>697943434
OMG I AM THE FIRST REACTION PIC AFTER THAT POST HAHA I AM FAMOUS NOW MIEN NIGGAS AHAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHA
>>697950622
What is an ekans. Do you mean kens?
Snek threads are now the new daily thread
>>697954116
Is that Gus Fring?
>invisible snek
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697964976
>The snek is you
>>697941080
do u let snake outside
>>697965523
Forgot pic
>>697941080
Eastern hognosed snake, my favorite because of its bizarre defensive behavior. I had to luck to be frightened momentarily by one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8ymuYSj4f0
Snek Mod has arrived.
>>697954700
Best threads I've seen in a long time. He'll yea.
>>697943388
Fucking hell never laugh out loud but this one got me
>>697966223
You're under arressssssst!
>>697965614
A better question would be "Do you let a snake inside"
>>697966338
Lel
>>697965666
Stan trips have spoken
>>697943018
Our Snake died 2 weeks ago.
Rip Californian Cornsnake
>>697967494
Good Naughty Pupper
Snek is a >>>/pol/ meme.
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697967547
Would you stick your finger in?
>>697967494
>>697943014
>>697967733
fuck off with that thing.
>>697967750
M-Mommy?
>>697944657
thank mr skeltal
>>697967577
>Snek programming snek on python.
Perfect.
>>697943446
>Danger noodles on a plane
Signed
good thread
>>697943014
>>697943578
>no step on snek
Gets me every fucking time.
>>697969111
Trips speaks truth
>>697944657
Thanks mr skeltal
>>697967494
Good Naughty Pupper
Can you make me mod of sneks?
>>697969830
I can make you snek of the mods
>>697953154
7 days is actually a pretty frequent feeding schedule for snakes. Anon is only doing that much because his snek is still a little kid snek. As adults, ball pythons typically do best on a feeding once every 10-14 days and they will stop feeding for several weeks and even months at a time of their own volition.
>>697943018
my fucking landlord wont allow sneks
apparently one guy abandoned his when he moved out and snek ended up crawling into another unit along with the mice he was eating
>>697954700
yes, snake is equivalent to lolcats on how awesome they are
>>697944549
>I'm horny
I highly doubt that
>>697960689
Congrats
>>697945110
There's something wrong with this fucking world 4 real kek
>>697969830
There can only be one.
>>697966710
>water dish that big
>snak that small
im literally fucking triggered. thats way too small to have been upgraded from its baby dish
>>697972871
ya, it bothered me too.
>>697958877
Thanks. got her 3 weeks ago.
>>697967494
Good Naughty Pupper
