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Fluffy thread. Abuse, weirdbox, hugbox etc...

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Fluffy thread. Abuse, weirdbox, hugbox etc...
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Bumpo
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What's the appeal of this?

If it was well drawn and the fluffie's speech wasn't so annoying I can imagine some of you getting off on it but badly drawn and difficult to read sadism doesn't hold any appeal in my mind
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>>697942132
the appeal is fucking you in the ass
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What's up with these nigger threads.
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Bump
More comics pls
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>>697938677
"weirdbox"?
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Bump
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>>697946165
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/weirdbox/5
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>>697946494
Holy shit...
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>>697938677
How did they get into this ''trap''?
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>>697947293
wouldnt be too difficult
they probably walked into the circle from an open side
then someone put up another piece to close it
and there ya go
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Pure autism. I hope all your parents find your fluffy folders and send you to shrinks.
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>>697947942
my parents were the ones who introduced me to fluffy
they're cool with it
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>>697948064
Wow you were raised by 2 parents? I'm shocked. Let them know they failed harder than most single mothers for me will ya?
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>>697948224
i got 18 years free rent and a free ride to college out of it
i like to think they did pretty good
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>>697946192
I love the style of these fluffies
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>>697948420
Wow. A+ parenting.
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>>697948420
They did good only if you get bachelors degree
If not you're a total failure
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>>697949217
on track for that now
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>>697949644
Don't you fucking dissapoint them
Or else I'll try to find you, most likely fail to find you
But bear in mind I'd think of you as a failure to your parents until Alzheimer completely deteriorates my brain
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>>697951225
nice thumbnail, faggot
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this is probably the weirdest thread I've seen on /b/ I've been lurking since 2008~ and jesus
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>>697951416
long story short junkies think they can get high off it
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>>697951545
Lurk less post more
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>>697951545
I highly doubt it
I've been here for only 6 months (yea yea, I know, fuck off newfag, this is b8, I know, I don't care)
And I've seen at least one or two of this kind of threads every fucking day
Stop calling fluffy abuse weird
The joke is dried out
You're only spaming
Fuck off
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>>697952070
>Stop calling fluffy abuse weird
lol go back to newgrounds pls
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>>697938677
What the fuck is the appeal of this?
like honest question
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>>697952070
Dude, tons of shit get spammed, furry, trap, dick rate, cuck threads etc etc, same shit different day, if you don't like it don't bother with it.
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>>697952779
The appeal is curiosity to see how brutal killing these things can get.
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>>697949147
You got BTFO'd by that anon.
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>>697952779
same as the appeal of watching a bratty, spoiled child get smacked, or a retarded person get tackled by wranglers and carried off screaming.

This just takes it to absurd levels.
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Aww, the foal ones get me every time.

Especially carpdime.
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>>697953387
The random abuse is a bit bland to be honest, i think smarties getting destroyed is better
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>>697953185
Whatever you say. They raised a fruitbowl that saves fluffy pictures to his computer and isn't even through college yet. There's plenty of time for that "rock solid" foundation of being handed everything in life to crack.
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>>697953387
>>697953034
But why "fluffy" animals
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>>697953583
That's the bratty kid part. But I enjoy random abuse too, because it's fictional and they're so dumb and saccharine.
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>>697953818
For shock purposes.
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>>697953818
Small and fluffy animals are anchored in our genes as squishy toys, we human have developed to find it uncontrolable to squish small cute animals
I dunno why but it is how it is
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>>697953818
I dunno. They're cute and helpless, but also saccharine and stupid. It's such a ridiculous "animal" that all abuse is clearly fiction and therefore funny.
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>>697954211
on that note you got more comics?
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>>697954420
I've got a few. Guess I can dump.
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>>697954211

This is why I love fluffies. They're just TOO cute, TOO happy and TOO optimistic! It's literally therapeutic (as in, my therapist actually recommends it), to see something pure and innocent destroyed. The world is cruel and unjust, but with fluffies *YOU* are the cruel god playing with things that cannot comprehend your will or motives.
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>>697954896
lol
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>>697954538
thanks man
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Inb4 Smokey wawa
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>>697956654
damn peta fucking it up
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Need more of These sadistic comics, pwease
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Fluffy stupidity plus zombies equals fun.
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>>697959269
is there more ?
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>>697959269
i Need more
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>>697959596

I don't know the artist, but there's definitely more sadistic comics out there.

If someone can tell who drew that, that would be helpful indeed.
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>>697942132
Some of it is well drawn and/or well written.

I, however, am sick of all the literal shit.
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>>697960137

alternate ending
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This is something I would definitely try myself if fluffies were real.
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green text story

>be you
>sitting on the computer looking at a fluffy thread on /b/
>get up to get something to munch
>you got to the kitchen and reach in the fridge
>you grab some spaghetti from last night and heat it up in the microwave
>the microwave sounds indactating its done
>while stepping away from the counter while hearing a soft knocking at the bottom of the kitchen door

count ?
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>>697960232
I feel nauseated to agree with the hugboxer, but that father truly was a moron to leave a fluffy in a dark box overnight. So in the morning his daughter gets no Christmas presents because he threw out the fluffy because it didn't have anyway to not be in its own shit.
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Does anyone have the comic that starts out with some dude researching fluffies on the internet, ends up going to the store and getting a smarty? Can't remember what it was called.
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>>697961017
I know what one your talking about, I think that fluffys name was skippy. Art by gr1m_1.
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>>697960641

As long as it's about canon fluffies.
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>>697961017
Woes of a new owner?
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>>697960232
gtfo
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I love the idea of fluffies being pitted against each other. Also another good one is the story of "Red Baron".
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Thinking of writing a fluffy story. What's already been done to death?
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>>697962045
is there more?
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>>697960091
We gonna need more blocks nigga
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>>697960641
>>697961372
I'll try

>you put down the plate on the counter
>you walk over the door hoping its a morman and not a fucking fluffy
>you open the door
>no ones there
>you feel something lick your berefoot
>you look down
>its a fucking fluffy
>but your shocked to see its a rainbow fluffy
>its dirty and has some shit all over its tail and hind legs
>it speaks ''beh nyu daddeh ?'' ''wast daddeh gibe no sketty ow wet fwuffy habe babbehs'' ''hem waz wowestes daddeh''
>you kneel down on one knee
>''of cource little one, do you have a name ?''
>''wast daddeh gibe ugwy nehm elwie" (ellie)
>you lean in a little closer
>''thats is a really nice name what are you talking about, but never mind that. come on lets get you cleaned up ellie"
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>>697961354
>>697961382
Think that's it. Either of you have it or will I have to get my lazy ass over to the booru?
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>>697962415

Smarties. Whether invading yards, or pets or their babies inexplicably turning into them, the "oh no this fluffy is so bad I MUST punish it!" is literally the lowest rank of stories in the fandom.
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>>697952779
You'll never get it, you're older than 12 and not autistic.
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>>697960137
>>697960232
I enjoyed them both, before creation comes destruction.
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>>697962512

There's another page to it but I don't have it. It's not a bad page, but its specific form of abuse just happens to make me squeamish.
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>>697960606
what does it say?
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>>697952779
Hi, I'm the president of fluffybooru.org and I'd be happy to answer your question!

We draw MLP pictures and beat our dicks off to them.
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>>697963127

Oops, posted the untranslated version by accident. This should make more sense.
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>>697955766
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Hey fluffriends. It's been a while.
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>>697962586
>you take ellie to the bathroom and run water, not to hot not cold
>you shower and clean her with your own shampoo, it will have to do untill you buy some fluffy shampoo
>''yahhh, elwie wub gud wawa. giggles and laughter
>after cleaning her up and drying her off, you take her to the empty room next to yours
>this will be your safe room ellie, untill i can get some things to fill it you can sleep in daddys room for tonight
>''daddeh wet ellie sweep in big bed ?
>holding her while shes in a rapped towel
>''just for tonight ellie''
>yeppie, elwie sweep wit daddeh, gon habe hugs and gud sweepies wit daddeh'' more giggles and laughs
>you set up a box with a pillow propped up
>you put her down by the box
>''now ellie, you wait here and be a good fluffy for daddy. im going to get some sketty and water for you
>''yay, daddeh gibe best nummies and gibe huggies, ow k daddeh. elwie wait and be good fluffy''
>you walk the kitchen to warm up more spaghetti and grab a two little bowls for the food and water
>ellies feed and watered, you sleep and so does ellie
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Story idea: "Just Put 'em to Work"
Fluffy shit now occupies 5 percent of the earths mass and the population is out of control, no matter how much killing is done, and unemployment happens to be at an all time low because people have somehow got extremely busy spending 30 days to torture a fluffy. Old janitor simply suggests at a universal meeting of world leaders, "Why don't ya just put 'em to work?"

Fluffy hijinks ensue (accidental or stupidity deaths) from work mishaps. Could be a whole genre of the fluffy stuff if done right.
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>>697963367
Cheers man
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>>697947942
Holy shit, the only autism in this thread comes from faggots like you who only pop your heads in to say this shit, in a thread you dont even want to be a part of.
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>>697963367
What do you do with them when you're done?
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>>697964109
Moar?
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>>697963374
I fucking love flugbys, you got anymore?
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>>697964109
>you wake up to the smell of shit
>this can't be good
>getting out of bed, you see the box which ellie was sleeping in
>leading from the box, is a shit trail and you fallow it
>it lead to the pantry which you left open last
>you find ellie eating oats and fruit, coverd in shit and vomit
>still eating
>your face gets hot
>she didn't notice you yet

what do you guys want ?

forgive ellie or abuse her ?
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>>697938677
These threads are utter garbage a d you should all hate yourselves for liking this edgy cancer. Like Christ after five years you'd think you faggots would get bored of this retard shit.
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>>697964780
Nice delusion. Sorry these comics are fucking retarded and so are you for liking them. I bet when you're 40 you'll still be jerking your dick off to them.
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>>697965240
/thread
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>>697963374
Flugbys are serious great.
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>>697965240
loli thread is somewhere else bro
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>>697965058
Long term abuse
Let her have babies, then kill them all in front of her eyes because she made one time bad poopies

Or do as you like, you seem to be of to a good storyline
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>>697947395
Thanks big babby
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>>697965058
Come on guys choose

I don't want this thread to die

Im getting in to the writing here
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>>697965058

Not to go the tired justified abuse path, lets be superficially nice and forgiving to her but underhandedly guilt trip her to hell and destroy her self-image.

This is something I'd love to do with a fluffy. Make it sad and depressed all the while appearing supportive.
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>>697965782
Like her own babies dying from suffocating in her shit?
If like that I'm rolling for this thing
If not it's still kinda good idea but I don't see the directions quite well
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>edgelords the thread
Kill yourselves
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>>697964927
Burning em would prolly be best.
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>>697965782

This. Cry that you now cannot afford to buy the toys you were going to get for her. Make mer feel like a monster.
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>>697965363
I really don't get water fluffies.
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>>697965651
abuse it is

>in a burst of anger
>you grab her by the main and shes screaming and crying "wet fwuffy go, am gud. no wike daddehs bad upsies, gon gibe bwigest owies and sorrie poopies
>you walk to the bathroom
>you run the shower cold as a nuns tits
>throwing her in the tub, not giving a fuck if you hurt her just because shes a rainbow fluffy
>the cold water hits her
>''screeeeem, no wan, no wan. wawa to cold fo ewlie. no wike no wike
>your say soflty
>''im just getting started''
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>>697966456
Pure autism. This is worst then erp threads
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>>697946192
Damn, I miss abuse-sir.
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>>697962586
I'll make it even better.
>you open the door.
>"it's me, goku."
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>>697959860
this is definitely quickhorn`s
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>>697962472
>HELLO FLUFFIES? DID YOU SEE MY NEW MASK AND CHAINSAW?
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>>697964927

I'd keep them in a small pen in the toilet, and every time I use one I'd put it back and order the other fluffies to lick it clean. They'd be living in a constant cycle of being rubbed against my ass and licking each other after they've been wiped with.
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>>697966456
>you keep her under the shower head for 10 minutes or so
>the whole time she struggles to get free
>you turn the shower off
>hand still intact on her mane
>lifting her up and walking her to the safe room which is still empty
>throwing her into the room she cries '' nuuuu''
>thump
>she hits the floor
>"owies, daddeh elwie habe to hab huggies''
>'' ellie, im not going to give you no sketty for a while now, daddy is going to run to the store. I'll be right back''
>you shut the door without getting to here what she has to say
>you drive over to the fluffy shop to get a few things like a litter box, sorry stick, a bed and other things a fluffy needs
>before going home you spend a couple of hours at the bar, drinking whiskey and gin
>your hammerd, so your not risking getting a duy
>walking home you stumble across a poster tapped to a pole
>''reward, $500 to anyone who finds my rainbow fluffy. her name is ellie and she ran off while i was doing something
>you keep that in mind while heading home
>you arrive home and drink somemore becase you also brough back a six pack
>you finish the beer
>you go to check on ellie seeing she and the room are covered in shit
>you lock up ellie in a cage you also bought and spend the next hour cleaning the room
>the safe room gets set up
>ellie had not said a word since you got back

count ?
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>>697965424
Papa flugby here, I got you guys.
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>>697953818
Because they don't exist. If they were drawings of real animals or something, it'd be twelve times more fucked
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>>697966796
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>>697968447
Godspeed. You're the balance we all need.
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>>697965782

This would have been nice...

>>697968281

...instead we got this. "Oh noo... the fluffy breaks every rule and shits on stuff out of malice! Oh well, I'll just build it a saferoom and keep hoping things get better." A typical hellgremlin story.
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>>697967030
Bumping for goku
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>>697942132
BANTZ M8

FLUFFYS = LOW BANTER

T. ARCHBISHOP OF BANTERBURY
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>>697969819
>>697969971
See
>>697969099

For the TRUE story.
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>>697947395
Thanks big babby!
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>>697961372

Fun fact: That might actually be the first fluffy in a commercially produced movie.
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>>697950104
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>>697950433
>>697950511
cute and hot fluffy girl.
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>>697954666
>Sarah Silverman vs Fluffys
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>>697938677
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>697947395

Fuck you, Seth Rogen
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can't believe this hasn't been posted yet
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>>697971434
>Angry newfag mad /b/ isn't like his plebbit echo chamber
Did you misunderstand what "Random" means? If you want to discuss a particular thing there are boards designated for it, /b/ is not one of those places.
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>>697968831
That was really long for a joke. But I still laughed.
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>>697960606
translate this to American please
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>>697972953
see
>>697963367
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>>697972953

>translate this to American please

I thought about translating every line into muttering about stuff like freedom, first amendment, capitalism and war on terror, but it would have been too much effort for a relative simple joke.
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Whats the fuck is thus you guys r fuked
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Thread don't die
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Alright lads I got off my ass and got these from the booru. Dumping

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>>697938677
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>697975146
The story for this is so good. One of the few fluffy texts I've bothered to read.
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Roast Fluffy
Method
Step 1
Preheat the oven to 200C/400F/Gas 6.

Step 2
Get a big and fat fluffy to cook. Normal is recommended but you may use Winged and Horned fluffies as well.

Step 3
Shave off all of the fur on the fluffy.

Step 4
Empty the Fluffy of all its waste and clean it for the next step.

Step 5
Chop off the Fluffys' head and gut the fluffy by going into his/her "poopie place" and removing him/her out of their intestines. Clean off the blood after.

Step 6
Stuff the fluffy with stuffing.

Step 7
Wrap the fluffy loosely in foil and put it in the oven

Step 8
Roast the fluffy for 30 minutes.


Step 9
After 30 minutes, roast the fluffy again at 160C-180C/320F-350F/Gas 3-4 for 20-30 minutes.

Step 10
Turn off the oven and let the fluffy cool off for 10 minutes

Step 11
Serve
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>>697943105
Oh I get it. It's a metaphor for niggers.
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>>697975392
Never seen the original text for it!

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Well fuck boys 7 is too big for the limit.

heres 8/14 while I figure out how to compress it
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>>697975705

That's hellgremlin fluffies. Canon fluffies are the opposite of that, and more like a metaphor for stupidly naive optimists.

Someone pointed out that justified abusers are actually closeted hugboxers, since they seem to have a trouble abusing fluffies unless they "deserve it" first. I tend to agree.
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>>697975618
>Horned fluffies are comonly smarties
>their liver has overproduction of bile
>more bile, more fat
>more fat, more cancerogenics

Pro tip, don't cook horny fluffies, they are bad
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>>697942132
Just you wait. I had the same opinion of this shitty art at first. but all of a sudden something ticked in my head and now it's suddenly good entertainment.. Not the sexual kind though. But there's something about people getting revenge on the creatures when they're acting like complete assholes (see smarty fluffies) that makes it fun and oddly satisfying
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Anyone have that pic of the two parents and their foals in the snow? Has the ugly babbeh walking in the snow and the narration talks about how it will die?
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>>697976181

>Hellgremlins are fluffies for casuals who can't handle the real thing.

Never have truer words been spoken.
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>>697975392
You have a link to it or the text files themselves?
I'd love to read it
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aaaaaaaand thats it
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>>697975824
>>697976543
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/36751#search=user_id%3D3288

This is the first part. Looks like he took it down and put this up or something.

https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id%3D3288/3

The rest are there with the title "Woes of a new owner"
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Well, fjodde faen! Thread so slow.
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>>697975210
Isn't something missing? it goes from new fluffy to shit everywhere very abrubtly
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>>697972953
do you mean English? There is no such language as American...
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>>697980184

They were released from the lab by PETA before their development was completely finished, thus the flawed bowel control and low intelligence.
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>>697980570
Lol ok, although i meant the comic looked like it was missing a page. Suddenly his clothing and entire home was covered in shit, didn't even get an explanation
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>>697980541
That's the joke.
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>>697977086

that the end?
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>>697954211
At least post the entire comic. I would but I don't have it saved on my phone
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>>697945011
Keked
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>>697977742
Just read the thing and I must say I'm impressed with how well written it was
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>>697983831
Yeah the ending was something pretty new I thought. I dug it when I first read it.
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>>697982406

It's ongoing.
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>>697983831
For something else that's a bit different from the rest read this
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3412/1
Start with last entry, it's the first part of the series then go from right to left starting on the bottom row. It's a really good series, groan inducing instances of "get rekt" shit aside. Paul and the horde is the title.
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