YLYL greentext/4chan edition
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL greentext/4chan edition
>>697916509
wait what is wrong
God tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jfZE2bYfTo
Mod tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2AiuNEQ6WA
OK tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnoYOPg5GLQ
Yeah tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTTnY-PaaQ
Booyeah tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPcPhy-Pes
Fuck off tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUA7fFxsswQ
>>697917089
The one with the Uber driver was slightly interesting, the rest was as funny as a fucking 9gag comic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBQRydXZdi0
>>697919992
>Fuck dead child
>Experience ego death that night
There's something oddly mystic about that
immunities have no effects.
>>697918401
>He reads 9gag comics
Fuck off you cancer faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymER_ouDSQs
moar plz
>>697920503
i'm not quite sure that's what he meant. i think he meant "not funny at all"
>>697921446
wtf dude
this isn't a feels thread, is it?
>>697920488
oh shit
Reminder to ignore 'mum will die in sleep xd' posts
>>697921663
Wow
>>697921663
Remember anons, moot's spirit is with us so we are immune
>>697920488
nigger
>>697921663
Doing this for you ma
>>697921663
kms
>>697922315
ffs
![1451081089436s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xb0i6aq.jpg "1451081089436s[1].jpg")
>>697922603
>>697922650
>>697922581
>>697922692
>>697922799
>>697920488
actually I better. my new pc is in the shop with posting problems.
>>697921663
why this everyday
>>697922315
fuck you
this could've been a nice story
>>697921663
bazinga
>>697920488
NO NOT THE MOTHERBOARD
I don't know if your mother will die in her sleep is an approvement to banana but at least it's something else
>>697920488
.
>>697920488
What a nigger.
>>697920488
SHIIITTTT
>>697921663
fuck
>>697920488
all i read was if you dont reply to this post. so whatever it was, sign me the fuck up. im not a fan of consequences.
>>697921663
>>697920488
Fuck both of you , especially the moderboard one
>>697922315
>>697920488
Nooo
>>697921663
Fuck you
>>697924150
i haven't laughed like that in a while, thank you
>>697921663
better safe than sorry LEL
>>697920488
not today fucker
>>697921663
>>697920488
fucking cunts
>>697922315
FUCKIMG HELL
>>697921663
Holy kek
>>697920488
Haven't seen this one before.
Not bad.
Hey /b/, I need your help. I'm trying to find a post, probably have seen it in a "best of 4chan" thread. A guy postet a picture of a disfigured girl that has been burned. Some guy commented that she looks like she has been hot once, and another guy added "or twice."
Know what I mean?
>>697920488
Wat
>>697920488
Nice dubs
>>697916703
Kekable, I am on the bus and I laughed. Ending is anti climax
>>697920488
Plz no
>>697922315
You're fucked.
>>697920488
Yes
>>697921663
Well crafted.
keep the thread alive ffs i need more
>>697916703
why is this always posted in these threads. i don't find it that funny
>>697923957
at least put some organization into your archive, fuckn hell
>>697920488
Oh shit
anyone got some best of /pol/?
>>697930514
more skyrim or /v/ stuff like this pls
>>697916449
Here's one.
>be me
>be in first year of higschool
>be thin fucker.
>goes to bathroom stall during break
>shit is decrepid, looks like the doors and locks haven't been changed in years.
>I guess the toilets haven't been changed either.
>either way, do my thing and prepare to leave
>unlocks
>the lock breaks
>fuck
>search for escape route
>there's walls between stall, with a small space on top.
>small space under the door.
>check under the door
>too small
>check on top, I don't think it could fit
>drop my bag with my paperwork on the other stall, even if it means it could land on some dried piss.
>others outside have noticed me.
>fuck.jpeg
>peoples are coming
>some are fucking laughing
>panic and starts shooting at the door
>door almost breaks
>literally half the hichschool outside of the stall
>some girl goes "holy shit did someone attemps suicide"
>Too enraged by my situation to respond with something coherent.
>end of break
>only half the kids here are leaving, the others are staying
>the pieces of shit.
>Shoot the door some more but the bitch still holds itself, I'm going with all my might.
>janitor comes and try to unlock it.
>tell him it's useless
>he can't fix it, as expected
>forced to escape through the other stall.
>Literally dozen of people see my face.
> spend the rest of the year with a nickname I eventually forgot, surely for the best.
They changed the locks after I was gone from the school.
>>697930862
does this fit what you're looking for?
>>697930547
alpha as fuck
>>697930856
I fear no board, but that..thing *looks towards /pol/* ...it scares me
>>697931009
but you're here in /b/ and you seem fine
Aknowledge me kek, I'm praying you for good money in the near future. Also pussy.
>>697931009
pol isn't that bad.
>>697931183
I'd say it's generally worse than here in terms of things that make me afraid for humanity
>>697920488
fuk u
>>697920488
Noooo
>>697931183
a little cringy, but kek
>>697931266
well it is as racist as /b/ but /b/ doesn't talk about their racism all the time
>>697920488
shit you fucker
>>697920488
>>697923898
kek
>>697922315
nigga
>>697923898
i fkkn loose every time
>>697931526
>>697931266
>>697920488
No. And checked
>>697931824
That's pretty perfect
>>697920488
got me
>>697931824
What's the source of the original?
>>697921663
okay so what's the story of the original?
>>697931824
exactly what I meant
btw here pol stuff
>>697932052
i dunno, a friend of mine who practically lives on /pol/ sent that to me
>>697916862
It's Da Vinci, retard.
>>697920488
If you dont reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep
>>697920488
Noplz
>>697932303
If you do reply to >>697932304
Your mother will die in her sleep
>>697920488
Pls no
>>697920488
not gonna risk it
>>697921663
Falk
>>697921663
Ferget
>>697920488
>immunities have no effects.
Pls no
>>697929530
This shit has gone too far
>>697922315
I JUST KEEP FALLING FOR IT
IM A GULLIBLE LITTLE FAT GIRL
>>697921663
Fuck
>>697932740
kys
>>697919992
I wish i could be as lucky as this guy.
Also checked, nice trips
>>697932896
>>697932919
seconded
>>697932949
this >>697932919 is for you
>>697933025
>>697919992
>fucking F5 tornado leaves the kid's body in PRISTINE condition other than a broken neck
>>697933090
Uhm... Why?
>>697933292
aaaaaand abandon thread
>>697924150
my sides, holy fuck.
>>697930547
Top fuckin kekkkkk
>>697930976
Shame it was samefagged
>>697920488
fuck
>>697920488
fuck
>>697933939
Nice dubs anon
>>697920488
OK that's good
>>697922315
lul
>>697930787
The dumb fuck heard a fox. The scream he is describing sounds exactly like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBpZTo1dlPM
>>697922315
godammit
>>697933991
Fuck i thought i had an image of a guy saving peoples faces into catalogued folders. Cant find so heres some black stuff
>>697920488
Fuck not my motherboard
>>697933126
crazy bitch the nature is
>>697934290
I know the one you're talking about, I might have it. Hold on.
>>697920488
feggat
>be me
>be in group work
>each one of us had to model a peculiar piece in a 3D engine.
>there's a tutorial on paper to explain how to model the piece
>the potatoes standing as my teammates are fucking up.
>model the piece.
>It comes out perfect
>One of my faggot teammate wants me to share the file.
>tell him I could just give him some help
>grabs a USB drive and stick in in my computer
>give in and save the file, with MY NAME on it.
>he saves a copy on his computer
>shares it with the others
>these potatoes where pretending of doing shit just to do jack shit.
>A week later
>They get zeroes
>I get all the points
>turns out they forgot to change the filename.
>mfw
>>697920488
Dammit
>>697920488
Reply
>>697921663
FUCK
>>697920488
I'll actually reply to this one
>>697922315
Son of a bitch that's 3 in a row I'm fucking out
>>697923898
Lost fucking hard
>>697932373
jesus chist, top kek
haha look at this hahahah
>>697916703
oh i am laffin
>>697920488
pls no
>>697923898
BAN ASSAULT HAMSTERS
>>697933053
kek he should've worn one of Mr. Eliasson's #don'tassault wrist bands, maybe he would've been spared
>>697934465
Oh fuck you
>>697933292
Oh my god this guy fucking wins the internet.
>>697920488
i just have to...
>>697920488
>>697921663
>>697922315
Fuck you and your "reply to" posts.... you're as bad as those asshole that said chainmail letters and "repost this" posts on facebook.... If I met you IRL I would punch you square in the fucking nose, you asshole.
>>697920488
sigh
>>697922315
got me but nice. wp
>be me 21 years old
>be a sissy faggot
>get fucked by two 70+ year old men in parking lot at night
>get cum all over my face
>police turns up on motorbikes
>get interrogated
>ask me why I'm such a fucking whore
>because I love it
>I wipe my face clean and. spin around and with a kick on the heels walk away
>leave him standing there like an idiot
>drive home and change my clothes before entering so my mom won't find out
>showed that copper who's who
>>697936150
1 reply = 1 prayer
Keep boys hands above the covers
>>697920488
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>697936279
Everything after
>because i love iit
Is a fucking lie
We all know you sucked off the cop and got a "ride" home
>>697936483
Actually it was all really horrible and embarrassing, but they let me go because they were probably a bit embarrassed too.
>>697936150
back than we replied to mr skeltal for our spoopy bones and calcium. better times
>>697936648
wasn't that just last week?
>>697920488
Fuck you just kill my mom
>>697936708
>autistic works of fiction
>>697920488
Ain't risk in that shit nigga
>>697937272
I am, I'm a man.
>>697920488
>>697920488
I never reply to these but... Fuck me. My MoBo alone was like $300!
>>697921663
nigger
>>697921663
Goddammit this thread is a fucking minefield for these things.
>>697922315
Fucking hell third time in a row...
>>697920488
First time ever replying to one of these. Just wishing my mother would actually die in her sleep already
>>697922315
let her die, oh shit niggas
>>697924150
Holy fuck this was great, thanks anon
>>697932298
No, the The vinci you tard
If dubs, milhouse is a meme
>>697938009
It was right the first time. The Vinchi
>>697917089
that uber thing.
driver repeats same shit all over again.
is is not common in the US to just call the the police to remove unwanted guests from your property?
like, around here we never risk injuries (or even just hoarse voice) with the crazy folks. theres professionals for that shit.
>>697938042
Lending assistance. Milhouse is best meme
>>697916509
fukken saved
>>697920488
ugh
>>697920488
Oh, god... Please no...
This is one of those posts I can't ignore.
Not my X99a :(
>>697920503
it is very common on this place to refer to 9gag, even for those who have only ever heard about that place from references.
actually, newfriend, you should know that most of the references we use on this site are not meant to be understood quite that literally.
>>697920488
Whoa dude, not cool
>>697921663
okay whatever u say spoopy woman
>>697933126
>eventually see what appears to be a shoe sticking out from under a smashed dresser cabinet.
>>697920488
Care more about motherboard than mother
>>697920488
Fuck that
>>697922315
ayy spoopy woman said the same
>>697920488
Fugg:D:D:D
>>697930547
heroic
>>697922315
Fugg :D:D:D
Boy,either it's summer or an epidemic of retardation, but I can't believe how many people are responding to those "respond or your mother die" pics.
>>697921663
nigger
>>697920488
>>697932351
unf
>>697921535
This one is tooo much for me to handle
>>697930862
>>697933991
i fucking still losing what the fuck!
>>697930856
>fuckign germany
>even the refugee streams are nice and orderly
good day sir, why have you come to germany?
>want to apply for asylum.
gonna take a while to get you signed up. this your wife? are you fine with sharing a room with her?
>okay
in germany, we say "IN ORDNUNG"
>in ordnung
congratulations, you learned your first german word.
now bugger off we got more sandniggers to deal with.
>in ordnung
>>697936912
>07/29/16
>wasn't that just last week
plz
>>697920488
Eh.
>>697930525
pretty funny if you've ever worked in it
>>697920488
Not today bitch
>>697920488
Nah
>>697920488
no wai
>>697922315
aww damn son
>>697920488
** HOTLERKUN
>>697923898
>The hamster
Take my sides
>>697922315
Kek
shit dildo
>>697921663
Kys
>>697921663
Die
>>697922315
Kys
>>697922315
I'm gonna kill myself
>>697920488
SHIT NONE OF THE POCS TALK ABOUT MOTHERBOARDS
you slimy son of a bitch
>>697935790
savage
>>697920488
nigger
>>697920488
reply
>>697920488
Please don't
>>697920488
Fuking hell
>>697921663
fuck you
>>697922315
oh fuuggg
>>697920488
yeah, ok then.
>>697921663
stop dis
>>697921663
nigger
>>697922315
fuck you
>>697920488
Good lord
>>697921663
briliant
>be me
>be at funeral of some family member I don't know in a church
>start getting bored of this shit
>at one point take my earplugs to listen to some Metal
>sound doesn't come out clearly
>remove earplug to check if it works
>they weren't linked to the phone
>Everyone looking at me.
I also made a reverse cross sign in front of the coffin, but I think the former incident is why I'm not invited to funeral anymore.
>>697920488
pls no
>>697920488
Please no she's already started to chug!
>>697920488
Reply.
>>697920488
my mother can die in her sleep but pls not my motherboard
>>697920488
Plz
>>697940172
Fucking lost
>>697921663
Son of a bitch
>>697920488
This scares me more than death I just replaced the fucker
Fucking jew captcha
>>697920488
u got me
>>697920488
cunt
>>697916862
don't feed the troll
>>697917422
Fuck that cunt. She might have fucked him when they woke up? After he bought drinks for her all night, she took him home, then acted like the whole purpose hadn't been to fuck? The self entitlement is astounding.
>>697916703
Day 39 is the best. I lost my shit on that day.
>>697921663
Fuuuuuuck you
>>697920488
utyhiujoikm
>>697944510
>we are brothers, he and i
>>697920488
NO!
