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You have 10 seconds to prove you are not an amerifat
>I do not think 300 LB is "slightly" overweight
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5'9'' 170lb
Sometimes I wish I was fat
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>>697899489
...Why?
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>>697898967
I AM an Amerifat. I'm 6'9" and 356 lbs.
>AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!
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1,2,3,4,5,....6

I could go on.
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>>697898967
im not supporting clinton and saudi arabia
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>>697899489
So I can be a huge faggot and work down to a normal weight and show people there is no excuse to being a fat fucking whale
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>>697898967
being european
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>>697898967
Marmite Sandwiches
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>>697900045
too bad people would still say some people (100% in the minds) can't lose weight due to diseases lol
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I think owning a gun is stupid.
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Lol, America fucking sucks. I love how every citizen over there gets completely screwed over and still think they live in the greatest place in the world.
And O how I pray Trump wins!
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>>697898967
I weigh 210 of solid muscle. I'm no body builder but I'm in pretty good shape.
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Im going to the doctors tomorrow because I feel unwell
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>>697898967
I use the metric system
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US
>only superpower
>highest wages
>people are liked all over the world. The French are the most hated
>Aren't inbred like the Brits or Chinese
>Aren't 5' like south America
>Isn't a bitch to Islam or turkey
>Isn't overrun by giant killers like Australia
>Also we actually have jobs for our people.
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>>697900760
Holy shit talk about delusional
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>>697900760
>we have jobs for our people
>want Trump to win becuase mexican steal all their jobs

americuck logic lmao
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>>697901143
You act like it's not true
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>>697898967
my country is very small
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Meanwhile...in Europe.
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>>697898967
Cunt
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>>697898967
I don't worry about being shot every time I leave my apartment
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>>697899489
lol @ being that short.
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I love Russian babes
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>>697900489
good for you mang
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Isn't America like 1 of the most dangerous countries to live in? Pretty pathetic that it actually competes with 3rd world country's violence.
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>>697898967
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>>697899998
off by 1
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>>697898967
It's my right as an Australian to tell you nah mate get fucked
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5'9'' 123 lb
>My country have a working educational system
>We use the metric system here
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Show us that smile Europe!
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Europe. Fuck yeah!
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>The obesity rate in my country isn't 1/3
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>>697900760
I think along with maybe Muslims, Americans are the most hated race of people on the earth. And generally from people on either of those two sides, only.
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>>697899999
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>>697902117
Australia: America only fifty years behind. So happy I left. Never going back.
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In 2014 62% of adults in England were classified as overweight (a body mass index of 25 or above) or obese, compared to 53% 20 years earlier. More than two-thirds of men and almost six in 10 women are overweight or obese.

You wot m8?
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>>697898967
No entiendo lo que pides, no soy un puto negro
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>>697902642
Nobody gives a shit about Europeans bud. Nobody even knows you're there except when your refugee friends blow you up and drive over you and you happen to make the news. Pitiful losers.
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Because I look like this irl
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>>697898967
I'm 5"11 and weigh 155lbs. I don't drink soda, can't stand fast food, and disgust most of my family when I eat vegetables without ranch and salads without dressing. I can run a five-minute mile and hike regularly.

Not that any of this matters, but I've always been horrified by the idea of becoming even slightly overweight. I used to feel self-conscious about the way my stomach would wrinkle when I sat down...when I weighed about 60lbs at age twelve. So American, but not fat.
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>>697902848
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL
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>>697903037
Lol, typical Amerifat equating success with how often you're on TV. Such hilarious delusion.
The problem with being the worlds biggest bully is you refuse to accept you have any shortcomings and refuse to learn from the world around you. America is a total, laughable mess. I wouldnt be able to sleep at night thinking of some of the shit that goes on in there. Enjoy being continuously fucked over by your own neighbour and your own government for generations. Top kek
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>>697902759
50 years be behind Australia? LMFAO. I love good comedy.
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>>697898967
6'1, 164lbs
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Funny how Americans only hear of Europe when a bomb blows up or disaster strikes. Methinks she doth protest too much.
I feel honest pity for all of them. Wake up!!!
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>>697903484
Can you read? Or are you an amerifat
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>>697903397
I'm glad you feel superior loser. I wouldn't tradfe places with you if my life depended on it. I've been to Europe. Its a shithole.
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>>697900760
You cunts have fucking bears.
I'd rather face any deadly animal here i Australia than face a fucking bear. Fuck.
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>>697901549
>russia
>europe
>pick one
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>>697903655
I think you're all fucked.
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>>697898967
ill prove i am american

i dont post on korean manga forums about how butthurt i am about other countries
also i dont wait until the people of that country are mostly asleep

for reals every time i see these threads i feel kinda sorry for the people who have that much angst. honestly evaluate your life and make changes
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>>697903910

Australia? What about the dropbears?
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>>697903992
Bulgaria Slovenia, Serbia .. And the list goes on
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>>697904198
Yeah, nah they're alright, hey.
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>>697903811
>been to Europe
>shithole
Oh wow you've been to Europe? You know how fucking dumb and american you sound?
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>>697903811
Typical Amerifat who spent a weekend smoking pot in an Amsterdam cafe being totally oblivious of the constant stream of abuse levelled at him patrons for his loud obnoxious American accent, writing off the whole of Europe.

>top kek
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>>697903992
you do know about a quarter of russia is actually in europe, right?
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>>697898967
I enjoy a jolly good meal of fish and chips. Tally ho!
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>>697904384
Chip chip cheerio
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I live in Australia.
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>>697904093
Nah. Just a lil reminder that the once great United States is a cesspool of racist, intolerant, money hungry destroyers.
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I cant speak english
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>>697898967
You are just sad that we invented everything you own and use.
President George Washington invented electricity, so by association computers and everything else is ours.
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>>697904547
b8/10
Then again you are american..
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I realize and respect that there are many other places on Earth besides America and Europe
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>>697904486
Oh, you!
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>>697904333
I'm Canadian asswipe.
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>>697904893
Same shit, different smell
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>>697904893
Sure you are buddy
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>>697904893
don't be so harsh on yourself
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>>697898967
This guy is well over 300 lbs and isn't fat at all you fucking moron.
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>>697904509
name a place with no racists and everyone is tolerant and they apparently dont care about money. a hippy commune? communist china? yeah that sounds great
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>>697898967
Vegemite
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>>697900760
>Highest wages
> Tipping all but mandatory because people in hospitality aren't paid enough to survive

OK.
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I eat good, i am not fat, i dont make shit weapons
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>>697905170
Eek, communism! Community! Sounds scary, no? God forbid you stop fighting for the rights of the individual and start realising that you and your poor and rich and disabled and non-college educated neighbours are part of a team.
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>>697905170
> no racists
> China
Chinese ppl are racist as fuck dude
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>>697898967
Americunt here. Unless the person is an athlete with low body fat then 300 lbs is clearly "extremely obese."

Anyone who says otherwise is just lying to themselves.
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Ah Europe! How I love it here peddling my bicycle everywhere because I'm too poor to own a car. Ah the smell of sprocket grease in the morning!
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>>697905366
The red scare really did a number on that shithole of a country
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>>697905366
>Stop fighting for the rights of the individual

I see you Kim Jong Un.
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I want to be rich, I want five cars, I want this, I want that, no more people, no more no-one, its an infectious, idiotic American ideal that is destroying the greatest power on the world from within.
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>>697905521
Cool story bro
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>>697905447
Yeah.. Amsterdam is the only city in Europe that looks like that but sure, also it's not a question of money.. wait why I am I even responding to bait
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>>697898967
Cause I'm from Norway
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>>697905060
Kindly reveal your superior nation or are you just trolling?
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>>697905578
Fuck yeah, solid country!
Sweden here
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>>697905447
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>>697905447
That kind of looks beautiful, Anon. Only in my dreams do I go to a car-park filled with bicycles and hot, confused looking women.
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>>697905576
Copenhagen looks the exact same. There's a few rusty cars here and there.
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At the moment, im living in Thailand

>inb4 ew not america
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WHO THE FUCK BE HIDING NUMBER 7
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>>697905721
Sounds sustainable.
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My country is currently getting cucked by Muslim immigrants.
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>>697905626
Coolt :)
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>show love
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>>697898967
i'm 180lb and i'm fat
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>>697905366
i dont blindly had communism. it just so happened that my examples of tolerance and not caring about money were communism. but go ahead and throw some examples to me of places with no racists, tolerance, and people who dont care about money that arent terrible places to live.
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>>697905895
>>697905895
>b-b-but I hate muslims,anon
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VERIBIFIED.
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>>697898967

I go to the gym
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>>697906052
>i dont blindly hate communism*
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I have cancer
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>>697906052
Yes, communism is bad. It doesnt work. I think the word you're looking for however is Socialism, which America needs a good healthy dose of before it becomes a prison for everyone but maybe the top five percent.

Oh, and Finland
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>>697906052
Glastonbury, Somerset
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>>697905170
vatican ?
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This proof enough? Just kidding. I'm still American.
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>>697905721
No it doesn't you atrocious fag, I've been there several times
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>>697898967
I'm an Eurofag. That's prove enough.
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>>697904366
It's funnier to say russias 3/4s asian
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this would NEVER happen in my country.
Need i say more?
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>>697906240
1) communism does not necessarily need to be a bad thing. It will never work on a national level due to the threat it poses to those with wealth and power but small communities based on a utopian ideal of equality is perfectly feasible

2) Finns are racist as fuck
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>>697899795
very underrated
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>>697898967
not american
checkmate
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I surrender
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>>697898967
Most of America's obesity problem comes from black females and mexicans (but not other latino's oddly).
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>>697906564
Sauce ? Your ass ?
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I was born in a country with the NHS and I think any country without national health care services is backwards.

I'm also exceedingly average for my height.
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>>697906457
Nice post, anon. Shook my head in dismay IRL
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187cm 65kg or 6'1" 143lbs

I have that lean body shape, my metabolism is through the roof. All I want is that built look but I can never gain weight.
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>>697904893
you still sound developmentally retarded
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>>697906354
Been there' too several times fuckwit. Thousands riding bicycles in the winter because a shitty car costs $50,000. They can have it.
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>>697905447
i nigger would clean those bikes out faster than eating a bucket of fried chicken with a purple soda.
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I'm 6' and I weigh 135lbs.
I'm skinny as fuck
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>>697898967
Exercising isn't fat shaming
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>>697900760
>The French are the most hated
I m french and when I go to another country, people greet me in the same way as if I just speak english (because I can and I have a normal english accent) and that is in a good way
Amerifats aren't liked all over the world, people think they are rude.
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>>697906495
Nah, communism sucks. Too much negativity associated in that world, plus its been attempted numerous times only to be proven fallible by the fallacy of man. Capitalism is great and has been working up to a point, but now the chase for material is destroying millions of lives around the world.

>#INJECTSOCIALISM
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>>697898967
Guns are pretty fucking shit to be honest.
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>I'm not worried about police executing me for speeding
>I'm not ignoring the warning signs of a neofascist
>I don't inject high fructose corn syrup into every morsel of food I eat
>I don't need a signed statement of consent before I fuck my gf
>I didn't just hand 30 billion of my tax payer dollars to jewland for a decade
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I speak more than one language
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>>697900170
>not eating vegemite
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>>697906771
I have met more rude French tourists than any other nationality. They always have a really shitty attitude. That and obnoxiously loud Americans are a repeating trend. And alcoholic irish people.
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>>697906457
This is happening instead in your country.'Need I say more?
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>>697906873
>he thinks huffington post articles are good sources of information
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>>697906980
Hey amerifat, your intolerant xenophobia is showing
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>>697900760
>people are liked all over the world.
I do not have a derisive enough reaction image because I don't think one exists.
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>>697898967
5'7" at 120lbs get made fun of because I'm female sized. I confuse boners apparently.
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>>697900307
Your stupid.
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>>697907057
Which of those doesn't have some basis in reality?
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>>697906670
You sound like a 13 yeer old troll in Romania.
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>>697907156
Post nudes
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>>697907159
dumb bitch hick
>your
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>>697905170
the asians are amongst the most racist in the world, especially China, India, Paki-land and Bangladesh but even the japs are pretty racist
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>>697898967
1,90 cm 80 Kg
Prove enough?
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>>697907057
>thinking that the rest of the world isnt continually bombarded with every scrap of american Kardashian piss constantly and every day

I probably know the intricacies of your politics and healthcare better than you do
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>>697899489
5'7" 170
damn :/
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>>697898967
is being a guy weighing 200lbs at 6'6 fat?
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I don't have to vote for the lesser evil.
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>>697907275
Wow look, an american generalizing the rest of the world, how original
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>>697898967
>What time is it?
>13:37

-Swedefag
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>>697904093
You also can't type properly.
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>>697907110
Tolerance, diversity, blah blah, blah... You're all going to die horribly once they gain the upper hand.
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>>697904893
PEI reporting in.
You sound like you're from Toronto.
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>>697907392
Jokes on you, I m french. je pourrais même faire le reste de mon commentaire en français si tu veux?
Ah oui tu ne comprendrais pas...
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>>697907392
Not the guy you're responding to (also not American), but mention the Japanese around the Chinese and see how tolerant they are. Or the Japanese around the Koreans. Or either of them around the Japanese.
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>>697907466
Nah.
But I do hope they pick up their game on attacks on American soil though. Bout time really.
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>>697899489
5'9"
135.
Faggot
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>>697905162
Amerifat detected
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>>697907392
and I m not "generalizing". it's a fact, go look it up, when a black person goes to China, they take photos like he's an animal because THEY NEVER SEE THEM
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>>697906240
No thanks.
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>>697905626
SWEDEN FUCK YEAAAH!!
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>>697907501
Nelson, BC
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>>697906843
where has communism been tried?

>inb4 soviet union
despotism

>inb4 cuba
despotism

>inb4 china
despotism

>inb4 manor farm
satire
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>>697907466
Gasp, a sign at a protest! Great informed view anon.

>the French government has made it illegal to wear ANY religious iconography in schools and banned any face coverings and most people agree that those laws are a reaction to Islam specifically.
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>>697903910
I'd honestly rather have bears than I shit ton of poisonous spiders.
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189 cm height, 110kg weight. Yeah, I feel slightly overweight, but I got enough muscles to work with chainsaw for 10 hours straight.
>also do you see that? I'm using metric system. Gtfo with your imperial crap of a feet, ounce and cups bitch
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>>697907661
5'11" here, 135lbs

Get on level, manlet
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>>697907392
Isn't this whole thread a generalization against America?
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>>697907678
Yeah they love white people too coz of Hollywood.
You sound really stupid.
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>>697907647
Triggered cunt? I bet you're pissing yourself at the thought of all those sandniggers in your welcoming country. At least we have guns to defend ourselves unlike you sheeple.
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>>697901781
hahaha this is the best
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>>697906324
Kill yourself
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The dinner that I just ate contained items other than mayonese
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>>697901781
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>>697903233
if not fat, then a depressed crazy fuck,,,americunts zanax addicts
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>>697907856
Baby steps considering the mayhem in France.
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I am a half African male (brown in color) with a white girlfriend who has white patents and haven't been framed/arrested/had drugs planted on me based on race
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>>697907844
So out of then ten or so times communism has tried and failed miserably, maybe on the eleventh time we'd get it right? The definition of insanity is repeating the same mistake over and over again. I think America is doing well but it could certainly borrow some ideas from err, communism (tho even that word makes me sick)
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>>697904071
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
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>>697907982
quite ironic because what you're saying is also true (hollywood stuff) because many of them are uneducated and/or just have a very stereotypical image of the western civilization and lifestyle.
Believe whatever the fuck you want.
Obviously not all of them think that because a big part of the people there also know that all of that isn't true but I m not even sure they're a majority.
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>>697907954
underrated much
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American
5" 1' and 100 lbs.
Fast metabolism.
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>>697906980
somebody run a truck over those fuckers,,,,damn if a ever see that i am going for it in my car.
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>>697904384
Tally ho? Mate I haven't heard that shit in ages. I'm going down to the chinkies for dinner, toodaloo
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>>697907896
fat fuck

i'm 187cm and 60kg
>i'm eufag, how much is a pound even?
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>>697907954
Why, yes, yes it is...
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>>697908271
>defenition of insanity
>arguing with memes
10/10 post
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>>697908200
I like Ukrainian babes too
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kg, cm.
Fuking amerifats use the right system!
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>>697908560
Kys
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>>697908480
omg u are way too skinny
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>>697898967
5 ft tall and 5.2 stone
I don't starve myself, it's just my genetics. My father and Grandma are the same
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>>697908480
more like auschwitz resident with 60 kolis and 187cm.
I bet you can't even lift a shovel
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I have to pay more money for a semi-detached house in a city than you amerifats do for a mansion.
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'MURICA!!!!!!!!!!
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>>697908480
wowowowowow! you're nothing but skin and hardly any bones! I could crush your puny stick figure with one hand!

> also not amerifat, just eurostronk
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>>697908705
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I'm terrified of Islamisation
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>>697898967
I'm not. I'm Australian. Over here the cheese isn't overly processed and the bread doesn't have added sugar.
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We have immigrants
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colour
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>>697908895
armour
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>>697908895
Color
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>>697900760
I'm American and even I can recognize that none of this is true at all. Jesus.
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>>697898967
trump will be the perfect president
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>>697908965
American
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>>697908895
aluminium
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>>697898967
i cant vote for trump but i want to
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Ich nicht ein berliner
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My place of employment pays me on public holidays.
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>>697909276
MODS MODS MODS, UNDERAGE
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colour
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People seriously think you guys are liked all over the world? Haha, even here in New Zealand, on the other side of the world, you are hated.

Fat, stupid, quick to anger, shitty cops, etc. The list goes on....
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I have minimal debt.

>I'm not a robot
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I'll admit to one thing:

Education over here sucks like a motherfucker. I've seen how they've taught over in Switzerland and it just makes me so fucking mad about how we teach our kids over here.
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>>697904093
For future reference, all you have to do next time is write with that shitty English of yours, we will know right away that you are an Americunt
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>>697905262
The reason tipping still exists is because most good waiters/waitresses make more with tips than they would on an hourly wage.
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>>697909883
Yes and they drive themslef into a lifetime of debt over it too. Cray
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>>697909956
Oh please. No, its to screw over the emploee and benefit the corporation. At least stop kidding yourself with that BS.

How about an enormous fucking multinational pays their employees a subsistent wage? Theres a thought
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kek >>697909854
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>>697900187
Muh genetics
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5'8", 110lbs
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>>697901549
I only see a good group of slavs squatting on a normal Sunday morning
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>>697901418
Because it ain't
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>>697902630
They are squatting the wrong way
Fucking amerikani szpion
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>>697898967
My wife's son is her personal bedroom while she's out with her immigrant boyfriend.
I also have low testosterone and a superiority complex.
My food tastes like shit anywhere besides Italy or France.
I constantly mock Americans for having guns, yet
>pic related
I'm also 35 and probably without a child of my own.
I make $20,000 less than the average person in the American middle class.
I also willingly follow the whims of politicians because obviously, they know best.
Along with that, I also am a-ok with having people who are elected by the people who are elected by the people who are elected by the person we voted for in office and in powerful positions, having democracy thrice-removed from the public.
I like to gloat about my country's HDI, but really deep inside I know it wouldn't have been possible to get it to such a level had my country actually been larger than the size of two or three States in the US and if we weren't funded with American coffers in the Cold War and were having our militaries subsidized by America in NATO.
I also adore telling Americans what to do with their country, despite never having been American, and not knowing how to effectively manage a single country with the population that's half of my entire fucking continent's (because we breed so fucking slow.)

I don't think I could even get more European.
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>>697898967
>6'7
>~250 lbs
Am I fat?
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>>697910597
obese
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>>697898967
My dick is uncut, I actually read the bible before talking about religion.
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>>697903037
The bait is real.
Or you are a shotgun wielding insecure inbred redneck, who thinks Europe is the middle East
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>>697910383
Even with that last sentence that still makes fuckall any sense.
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>>697910597
Well, that depends.
Do you lift and work out?
If so, probably not.

What these Euros dont understand is that there's a significant difference between being fat and being overweight.
I'm technically overweight because I'm 6'1" and lift daily, but in truth there's very little fat on me nowadays.
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>>697909883
>B-BUT MUH NOBELS AND NUCLEAR BOMBS
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>>697898967
Your mom loves my fat cock
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>>697910802
Yes, I do, but not as much as I should.
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>>697910744
lrn2reed
If you can't tell, it's an insult, using things that have been come to be expected of Europe and the degenerate Europeans inside of them.

>>697910904
He's talking about secondary schools, shit like highschool.
We still have the best Universities in the world.
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>>697898967
My bloodline descends from west Germany. (Heil) and my meowther was an immigrant from Mexico. I'm Germexican.
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>>697901919
We're actually one of the safest countries to live in if you don't count the parts of larger cities that are infested with niggers.
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>>697902630
What the don't have a bar or house to drink in? So much for socialism.
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>>697907664
Haftor is from Iceland
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>>697900760
Haha, its funny when the caims is 100% wrong, haha. Its funny when they ask amerifags about european countries, and they ask: what state is that in??? Hahaha
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>>697901697
Neither do I, but that's because I live in hipster central...
Fucking libkiddies everywhere.
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im australian
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>>697898967
I'm a Mexifat.
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>>697911024
Pfft, yeah, only you have to sign away your entire fucking life to some Jewish bank in order to get your useless university degree anyway.
And nope, your comment is still utterly mystifying.
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5'3" 280 ilbs
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>>697910738
Its bait because this is a bait thread. Europe is however being rapidly assimilated by muslims and is looking more like the middle east with each passing week.
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>>697899998
You didn't prove shit
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im currently eating yogurt and oatmeal for breakfast
not pounds of bacon egg cheese doughnut etc
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The fuck is that sons bedroom shit? And low testosterone? As in, not manly as sexy manly Americans or scientifically producing less of the hormones?
I also think America would benefit from leaders who are less obsessed with testosterone and manliness and dick sizes and perhaps people with a different view (tits or gtfo)
Cbf reading the rest
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>>697898967
I'm not American
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I think I'd rather be fat than have shit teeth.

I'm lucky though 5'10 150 lbs with straight teeth
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>>697911358
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>>697898967
I have 30 leave days a year.

You mad amerifats?
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>>697900760
Ha ha wow you're delusional nigga... >Russia, China, The UK,
>We're up there
>have you been to the south?
Is that why 9/11 happened?
>Niggers
>1 job for every 10 people give or take.
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>>697911419
>b-b-but middle eastern migration and multiculturalism built the biggest powers of your country, Anon

And ive paid! Ma! Jews!
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I can go outside at night
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>>697911568
But at least we wont have to work extra hard at the mcdonalds to make enough tips to visit a fucking dentist
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>>697902642
Muslim = race?
Gg wp no re.
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>>697904198
they are like the stoners of the animal world
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>>697911687
Nope. I have 88 hrs paid vacation and 80hrs paid sick time. That translates into 4 weeks and a day of paid time off and I have 12 days I can take off without pay for whatever reason I want as well after all that's run out. This is common for people that work for good companies. And no. Min wage working at McDonald's isn't the norm for adults here. Those adults made bad decisions in life and deserve what they get.
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I know the difference between your and youre
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>>697911726
You insufferable faggot. Please die.
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>>697911705
Niggers were the best thing that happened to your shit country, see deejays, hip hop, music production, detroit, subversion

The whole reason your shit ass continent is so ludicrously wealthy is because it was built on the backs of free labour and slaves
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>>697902463
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>>697911687
Shit, that's pretty good. But at an entry level position and I still get 5 weeks. American as fuck.
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>>697911926
That kind of attitude is whats tearing your country apart. These people are your neighbours, man. Its so unfair! How do you sleep at night.
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>>697900760
Such shit bait and still reeled them in...
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>>697911895
You're thinking of koalas, you dumbass.
Dropbears will straight-up wreck your shit.
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>>697911237
Have you ever considered that that may be because you're so fucking irrelevant that no one cares to know where you are?

>>697911354
Or y'know, save up for a few years before going to college instead of going as a broke 18 year old.
But, it ain't my fault that my countrymen are shit with their finances.
>mystifying
Guess I'm a magical Gypsy, then.

>>697911481
Same, anon.
Shit's good.

>>697911544
Meant to type "My wife's son is in her personal bedroom," had a slight typo.
Really, I'm just using all the strawmen that I've heard from a majority of non-Americans in this thread back.

>>697911705
Russia is only a regional power, along with China.
And the UK being there...
Anon, don't make me laugh.
Not to mention, at least we took direct action after 9/11.
You all just keep bending for it.

>>697911848
But keep in mind that you only need the dentist because your teeth are so shitty.

>>697911949
>says the Euro

>>697911979
Oh my, do we have a blackie in disguise?
Get over yourself.
All your ancestors did was pick cotton.
The only people who can claim they built this nation are chinks and the irish along with the other whities.

>>697911926
This.


Can't you cunts leave us alone?
I mean, we're about to leave you sad lonely people be after we leave and or abolish NATO, so I think it's only fair.
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>>697899489
Italian here
1,86 m
71 kg
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>>697911687
Yes. My job sucks ass.
I work full time, for 9.50 an hour, and get zero days off. I don't even get paid for overtime, which I'm pretty sure is illegal.
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McDonalds, one of the wealthiest corporations in the world, denying basic human rights to fucking millions of enslaved American citizens. How does that not make you feel slightly uncomfortable.
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>>697911687
35 here. Also I basicly have unlimited sickdays if needed... which isn't realy an issue since I'm fairly fit and have a BMI of 23.
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>>697911848
Americans don't need to see dentists because we're all born with perfect teeth. It's in our DNA. All the freedom-loving, straight-teeth people of the world came over here and now here we are...perfect teeth, Levi jeans, and apple pie baby! America! Hoo-rah!
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>>697912268
Wow. You write a lot of text, but are a real dope. Typical american.
And no, your new clarification is still utter nonsense. Maybe fourth times the charm?
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>>697898967
1.73m
65kg
Americunts can kiss my European ass.
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Мой зубы
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>>697912324
Because our definitions of basic human rights are really fucking different.
If you messed up so fucking badly only McDonalds will take you, then you deserve it.

>>697912152
Why do I need to give a single fuck about my neighbor?
It's not my issue what he does and doesn't do.
We're not friends.

>>697911687
>30 days
Gg no re
Most people with decent jobs here get that much if not more a year.
It's just that we don't use it cuz we don't entertain the idea of being worthless cunts.
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>>697912306
Italian bro here

1,78
104 kg
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And dont even get us started on americans who think they are irish...
(my great great grandad had an irish wolfhound, im like, 70% irish)
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>>697912268
Leaving nato, really? That is fantastic news - the bigger the gap between Europe and America, the better off Europe will be

>inb4 1 world
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>>697912652
You sound like a true American leader. You should run for politics, you could be the next Trump.
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>>697898967
I have been to McDonald's only 5 times in my life.
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>>697898967
6 feet
200 pounds
I guess I'm overweight, but not fat.
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>>697898967
I'm Canadian and I'm able to wear most shirts without showing off fat
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>>697900187
The diseases thing can actually be true, things like asthma make it harder.

But even that's not an excuse, as they could literally just go on a diet or something in substitution for exercise.
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>>697898967
I walk 2 hours a day.
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>>697912505
Wow, you write very little text, but are a real dope, and not a single real argument to be seen.
Typical European.
Listen, get off your fucking chair, breathe for a little bit, and fucking learn to read you goddamn illiterate bastard.
If you were to check my grammar and spelling, it would, for the most part, check out.
If you cannot comprehend it, then it's your own lack of intelligence holding you back.

>>697912770
The bigger the gap, the more papa Russia will be breathing down your necks.
Which honestly, I wouldn't mind.
Just go the fuck away, you hear?
Go be a country useless somewhere else.
We shouldn't have to defend your asses.

By the way, have fun when our protection ends.
You'll probably be losing most of your socialist shit when your countries actually have to pay for their militaries.

>>697912873
Wow, thanks anon.
I sure would love to be a leader of a relevant country.
>>697911544
Along with that, with your different viewpoints thing, have you noticed that by and large, all the world's strongest countries (USA, Russia, China(forthemostpart)) have never had a female leader?
I think we'll take a pass.
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What I weigh 280 and lift (squat) 410
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EU sucks. You guys are obsessed with eating dumb shit like snails because it's "healthy" for you. Why does it matter when your women aren't attracted to you anyway?
Do you guys even have candy?
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>>697909276
no surprise the person not old enough to know shit likes trump
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Im not retarded
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>>697898967
6'2'' 150 with boots /b/oys
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I live in a country where we invited thousands of sand niggers into our homes and are now waking up daily to stabbings, shootings and people being run over. I love being open and receptive to people!
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>>697913535
A typically narrow minded, self-serving, long winded and obnoxious Amerifat.
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I feel sorry for americans. Nowadays they're all liberal pussies who've never been in a fight, can hardly speak English properly, and are in general stupid.
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>>697907661
>5'9
>155 lbs
I've never been on /fit/.
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>>697913765
lol r u a gril
i think you should see a doctor either way
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i want to be arapist in amarifat
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OP must be a disgruntled Yuropoor. The Amerifats have thier faults, but I would live there over Europe. In 5 years, it will be overrun by sand coons. Enjoy your Sharia law. Pic related.
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>>697913772
Hear hear! Three cheers for bigotry and closed minds. Vote 1 Donald Trump
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>>697913821
Whoops, you spelled Europeans wrong.
Say this to an American and i'm pretty sure they'd fight you. Say it to a Eurocuck, they'd say "what did I do to you mate???" even when getting hit in the face.
Like seriously, why when muslims fuck with you guys and beat the shit out of you, do you just stand there and take it?
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>>697906324
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I am not absolutely petrified of fucking Muslims.
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>>697907930
You must be a lean, mean, physics I fighting machine, bro. How DO you get those matchstick legs to move?
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>>697914005
You couldnt sound any more like a total fucking redneck hick.
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>>697906324
He need some milk.
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>>697914227
I'm from Boston, MA. No hicks here, where you from Mohamed?
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>>697914357
Your moms asshole
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>>697914535
You mean Syria and you moved to England? Gotcha.
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>>697914535
So, technically, isn't that like admitting you're shit?
I mean, the birth canal is in the vagina. Only shit comes out of an asshole. Do the math, shitskin.
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>>697914535
>Being too embarrassed to say. s m h f a m
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>>697913803
A typical useless European with a superiority complex, one so European he cannot accept truths or formulate an actual counterargument.
Listen, pasty cumskin.
You're shit.
You're worthless.
Just like your entire continent.
All you can pull are strawmen out of your ass.
Get over yourself.
You claim me to be narrow-minded, yet you yourself lump Americans in one group.
What a fucking hypocrite.
But I suppose that's to be expected.
Anyways, you're obviously just a troll.
That, or you think you actually are contributing and are funny.
I don't know which is more pathetic.

Go be useless somewhere else.
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>>697912313
Yet you're still there. Who's fault is that?
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>>697914756
Is there a better place on the internet in which to be useless than /b/? If there is I would like to know it.
Thank you.
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>>697899489
6"1 115lb
Manlet
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>>697914746
Yes, I am a walking, talking, typing piece of Amerifat poo. No need to be jelly.
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