Help ruin my friendship with my best friend /b/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Help ruin my friendship with my best friend /b/
i just came on my sister >.<
Ayy lets see that dick fam
Bump
I want to cum in ur ass while ur dad watches
"I don't want to be friends anymore"
Can i deep throat ur sister
Fist me with one of your teddy bears daddy
Yo
>>697897777
Damn we have a winner
>>697897777
CHECKED
Hey man, my phone is going to be left with John so ignore any retarded shit for the next few hours
>>697897777
Op better fucking delivar
Honestly i've felt this way for a while and i just have to say it. Wanna sword fight with our dicks bro?
Keep if up
YES KEK
>>697898033
Neh waste of dubs op here
Spence. Show me your penis no matter what I have ever said.
>>697898085
reroollll
>>697897202
Some "best friend" you are.
But fuck it, here's my roll. "I heard you like the chocolate turd swirl"
>>697898123
Reroll
Dude, I gotta be honest. I fucking hate niggers. I fucking hate their dirty fucking faces, I fucking hate their smelly breath, I goddamn motherfucking hate their stupid fucking music, and most of all- most of fucking all, OP is a nigger. Anyway, how are you?
>>697898123
Op here, shut up. You dont know how close we are
>>697897997
can you come over my house? plis i really need a fuck
>>697898199
WINNER
>>697898216
roll
>>697898161
Rerollan
>>697897202
God damnit I fucking hate you. You have no idea how much you piss me off you waste of space and air. Every time I see you I just want to punch a puppy in the face, holy fuck. Your personality is shit, your ideals are shit, everything about you is just so shitty. I have no idea why you haven't killed yourself yet, literally nobody likes you. You're physically unattractive on top of that. Your voice makes me want to be born without ears you retarded fuck. I only act like your friend so I can make fun of you without consequence. I'm completely serious when I say all of this, so don't just pass it off as another gay ass joke. I fucking loathe you.
>>697898199
If he's your "Best friend" and you willing to ruin your relationship, that shows a lot about you, doesn't it?
Send me pictures of your dogs asshole Spencer
>>697898273
Rolling for this
>>697898199
Wiener wiener
>>697898245
Nigga thats me the op. Doesnt count
>>697898273
do it OP, test your friendship
Could you come over to my house and fist me with vaseline?
>>697898344
Winrar!
>>697898333
winrar
>>697898273
roll fo this
>>697898333
Checked
What is this thread?
>>697898333
winrar
>>697898333
OP better realize his mistakes>>697898273
All right im back but im not drunk at the moment.
>>697898643
Op here. Nah im not afraid, we'd probably talk it out.
>>697898674
Thanks OP
>>697898674
You're a piece of shit OP
>>697898735
Imposter!
>>697898735
Link to this thread
>>697898674
I'm sorry, man. I'm just not feeling well. Got any dickpics?
>>697898674
Kek
>>697898674
I would fuck your mother.
>>697898799
We have a winner
>>697898837
Roll
>>697898799
No fuck off
>>697898805
Rerolling
>>697898837
Reroll
Your girlfriend if a fat titted cow whore
>>697898867
My bad OP
>>697898799
Maybe at the end!!! Im the op i remember that
>>697898799
Winrar
>>697898799
thats no fun
>>697898805
Rolling
>>697898899
Winrar
>>697898799
Too soon you fucking moron!
Roll for My dad gave me a small loan of a million dollars
>>697898805
COME OOOOON ONE LAASSST REROOOOOLLLL
>>697899020
Well, fuck me, then.
Alright.
But keep it going dont end it yet
Excuse me, you fucking cis white male scum, i am a vegen and i sexually identify as a female male bigender tzeentch neutrois khorne intergender demifiend demiboy hellboy genderqueer / non binary pangender/poligender epicene genderfluid transgender will of fire third gender Agender/genderless bipolarjunction transistor androgyne civil/attack helicopter demigod unown F nazi earth moon mars jupiter separatist stargate trans-am mayonaise between 1 and 3 knots southward bigender androgyne and neutrois bigender third gender adn demi-boy nurgle a turn off australian male agender version 1 curse of hatred agender gendervoid femme slaanesh travesti n-b aliagender butch monsoon necron demiagender assassin sun mercury venus saturn uranus neptune pluto zion rate of genderfluidty prince transnigger dont sexually harrass me you cis white male scum
Rolling for BRITTNEY SPEARS JUST SNIPPED MY BALLS
Send dick pick
me and your mother fucked, and i came in her
Oh and by the way Spencer? I would love to fuck you hot ass sister in every hole and in every way imaginable.
>>697899071
rolling for this.
>>697898161
Rolling
>>697899074
Reroll
>>697899110
Fuck missed by 1 reroll
>>697899056
cunt lets fight
>>697899074
1 last try
>>697899086
Reroll
>>697899071
Rollan
>>697899170
rerollin once
>>697899086
Roll
>>697899056
Hey spencer wanna play with dicks?
>>697899170
WAN MOAR
Send this pic
If he has a little sister
"I wanna bust in your little sister"
If he has a little brother
"I wanna bust in your little brother"
spencer, You lactate fucking SHIT, i cant stand to be around you anymore. the only reason we've been hanging out is because i found a pair of your moms panties the last time i was over and i like to wear them around you for the thrill.
>>697899222
OH DAMN
>>697899222
WINRAR
haha dude my dad took my phone sorry but anyways can i suck your dick?
>>697899222
AW SHIT NIGGA
>>697899222
Oh shit nigga
>>697899222
WINRAR
>>697897202
Just come over to my house OK? I'll explain everything if you drop your pants
>>697899222
DO IT OP
>>697899243
bump
>>697899222
Fuck u
How much an hour, faggot?
>>697899222
Then say "Your move"
>>697899071
rolan like dolan?
>>697899389
You fucking coward
>>697899389
confirmed faggot
>>697899243
LOL. roll
>>697899389
Op didn't deliver ;-;, welp roll for I WANNA FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
>>697899389
Send this then
Im just going through a rough patch right now
>>697899401
reroll
How much to fuck yo mother?
>>697899539
Reroll
I just cant stop thinking about that time i saw you naked, It was so hot spencer, i want to see more
>>697899539
Rolling
Happy??
>>697899539
Rerollin biches
>>697897202
Tell him his little sister's web show is shit
>>697899613
he likes it, send him more
How much to fuck yo mother? $20? 15?
>>697898674
sounds fake as fuck, OP this is made up and full of bullshit
Sorry spencer messed up a little bit from the beer. Been really frustrated recently... Don't want to lose what we have but need to come clean. Would you ever think about taking our friendship any further?
>>697899613
Nice one op, lets roll for HE NEED SOME MILK
>>697899613
He wants your dick! Flirt with him! Any straight guy would just ignore you
>>697899688
winrar
>>697899071
rollin
>>697899710
This
>>697899711
You gotta do this one op
>>697899692
Reroll
Tell him this "Sorry for being mean, I'm relaying all of this from a website where I hang out with pedophiles and homosexuals"
>>697899744
7zip
>>697899767
Re roll
>>697899744
Nice winrar
>>697899710
Roll em'
>>697899692
Rollin'
>>697899711
Pretty funny one, so many dubs in this thread
INB4 his "best friend" says "reply to this post or your mother will die" and all you autists reply to the post.
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
>>697899792
>homosexuals
Did you just assume my gender?
>>697899613
>don't want that in my icloud
>sends a different furshit image
nigga
>>697899710
Rollin
>>697899692
Rerolls
the last time we stayed the night together i jacked off when you were in the room asleep. it was so thrilling spencer. i wish you could have seen it.
>>697899710
Roll
>>697899710
ROLLING
>>697899941
Re roll
Ok, send this one OP
>>697899710
Roll for this I guess
Rolling for pentas!
>>697899688
Got ya
>>697900008
Reroll
>>697899710
ROLL
>>697900008
Sauce
>>697900033
why
>>697900033
winrar
>>697900025
wanna be my chicken spencer?
>>697900008
0000 hmmm should i send this?? Op here
>>697900025
Oh shit, lads, I think he's liking it. This is your chance, OP. Confess your love.
>>697899895
>mfw op would rather have a generic furry image in his icloud than tumblrtale shit
>>697900025
Tell spencer you're a fake bitch
Send him a dick pic and say you've secretly had a crush o him for 3 years
Send your dick op
>>697900136
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING WHAT
>>697900033
Do it OP
Do you want to have some kinky sex? We can roleplay as animals, and you can knot me. :3
Get embed
>>697900222
2nd trips this thread HOLY SHIT
>>697900185
roll for this
>>697900222
Trips says listen to dubs, do it
>>697900288
winrar
Hey man honestly Im just frustrated because I don't feel like my dick is big enough. I really wish I could compare sizes with someone.
>>697900288
OP is a faggot, he wont do it.
>>697900233
DELIVER, OP
>>697900222
>>697900288
Kek win
>>697900008
>>697900033
Got ya fam
>>697900272
Newfag
>>697900222
>>697900233
>>697900244
>>697900288
Kek has spoken
>>697900393
OP delivers, nice OP
>>697898161
Rolling
>>697899710
Roll for this
>>697900393
>no response
>>697900406
I got trips 2 time this thread
>>697900025
>If you're gonna try to talk sexy at least try to talk correct english ok??
>talk correct english
>Uncapitalized "english"
>Two question marks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Woops,
>>697900288
op deliver you fag
>>697900288
winrar
>>697900559
OP is delivering all, OP of the year award
I'm gonna kill myself if you don't suck my dick
>>697900517
>thinking that's rare
I see double trips almost every night
Look Spence Ive been.... questioning myself as of late. And I may be a bit messed up from the beer but i really feel like I need your cock in my asshole.
>>697900661
this
>>697900651
I usually lurk, and never get trips m8. Pool's closed, long cat, hole guy
6. 6. 6. bitches.
>>697900661
It's too late. Friend is gone.
THREAD IS DEAD.
Wait for reply from Spencer
>>697900233
*wiggles tail* come get me big boy. Come fuck my tight wolf ass.
>>697899056
I think I know what's coming...
>>697900661
Another one
>>697900288
Send him a pic of your cock bro
>>697900661
rolly
>>697899710
Rawlins
>>697900661
roll for this
>>697899071
Rollz
>>697900777
Trips
>>697900777
lol
>>697897202
Screencapping above-standard quality thread.
>>697900749
Kys faggot
The hooker has downs. I like the downsy look. So, wanna fuck? You're just my type.
>>697900777
7zip
>>697900777
Nice trips
>>697900777
Fucking do it, OP
>>697900777
Winrar
>>697900777
Not bad, /b/ro
>>697899869
This
>>697900836
The whole point is to make him look dumb, and make him lose a friend, you fucking faggot.
>>697900822
Wow nice waste. No one gives a fuck whar you're doing you faggy ass piece of shit. Come here so i can break Ur nose and ruin your life you bitch
>>697900893
IT TAKES AWHILE TO WRITE A LOVE MESSAGE faggots, stop crying wait!!
>>697900822
Finally... ~( > ._.)>
THREAD IS DEAD.
>>697901055
Dubs to counter dubs, winrar
>>697901055
This works.
>>697899700
Dubs of prophecy confirm.
I SWEAR ON MY LIFE HE WILL PULL THE "REPLY TO THIS OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE" BULLSHIT
>>697901089
Okay, OP. Go in for the kill. Send a picture of your dick.
>>697901243
This
>>697901243
Rolling for these
>>697901243
rolling for this.
>>697901243
How can he focus on that when his mother is dying in her sleep because he didn't reply to this post?
>>697901089
I'll take 2 more dubs!!! Than I's reveal it to my bf forever
>>697901089
Spencer, I wan't to eat your cock like an African child with her muerdered mother's body
>>697901243
Reroll
>>697901243
reroll
>>697901243
Rolling for this
>>697901243
rollol
>>697901243
Thiss :3
>>697901361
Oh sorry, wrong person lol
Roll for I LOVE HITLER'S SPUNK
>>697901243
He did, just didnt put it here, check it in last cap
>>697901243
Roll for dickpick
I've had 1 beer Spencer, i'm fine. I just have feelings for you bro...
>>697901243
Reroll
>>697900008
This is nice and all, but I want to know where this shit is from, given that no reverse image searches or strings and showing me a source.
If get: "It's just I'm nervous and all I even had to drink just to get up the courage to confess to you, and you just immediately shut me down without even talking about it"
op why is there a pic of ur pants by ur ankles ?
Rolling for ALEX IS A STUPID JEW
>>697901243
Roll in roll in Rollin
>>697901484
reroll
>>697901361
Don't send a picture of your dick... You can heal those furfag wounds but he can never unsee your penis
>>697901361
I'm actually a gay pedophile Spencer.
>>697901089
>Typing texts like they're dialogue in a book
Fake, and furthermore, gay.
>>697901500
Winrar
>>697901500
Nice dubs
>>697901500
Perfect
>>697901500
It's a secret
>>697901500
There you go.
>>697901500
Dubs demands sauce
>>697901525
Thats why he has to
>>697901599
Double dubs again
>>697901599
winrar
If you think this bad Spence, wait until i have a beer and a half. Ill tongue your anus for an hour. A full hour
>>697897777
Quads of the gods
>>697901689
Rolling for this
OP's best friend is a true best friend. Assumes drunk and blows everything off.
>>697901500
oh shit, I did get it
if get: "I may seem a bit scatterbrained and hard to understand right now, but that's because it's so hard to keep my thoughts straight when I'm trying to think of how to tell you how I feel"
Spencer what would you do to my tight little asshole if we kept it a secret
>>697901818
Rolling for this
>>697899477
DUBS
>>697901839
Roll 4 this
>>697901556
Youre fake
>>697901556
How do you expect conversations to look?
>lolol tbh lol tmi BAEE
He's texting a dude. Dude's usually don't text like retarded teenagers.
>>697901900
Nice dubs
Send your dick
>>697901913
He's gunna come out as gay to you OP!
>>697901913
Keep going guys op here
IM GAY SPENCER
>>697901913
Dubroll
I want u deep inside me Spencer, as deep as you can! I'm such a lonely fuck.
>>697901913
Okay, but seriously though I hate niggers as much as I want your dick.
>>697901913
your fake
>>697902023
This
>>697902068
reroll
>>697902088
Lol nice finish you fuck
>>697902099
WINRAR
>>697902066
Stop wasting the dubs OP
Send a dick
>>697902047
No he's gonna pull some cancerous shit and everyone's going to feel like a dumbass for thinking this was real
>>697902099
Winrar
>>697902099
winrar
>>697901900
I WASTED MY DUBS FUCK SAKE
>>697902125
2 late
>>697902137
I would be so mad
>>697899888
Homo is not a gender you tard
>>697901900
>>697901933
>>697902088
>wasting dubs instead of appending a postscript in case of get
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697902099
perfect finish to this, well meme'd
>>697902123
Fight me fukboi
>>697902174
Good job
>>697902174
Well not really because if you had taken the time to type anything else then you probably wouldn't have gotten dubs
>>697901913
Just replied "lets be real dude.."
>>697902073
Can't anons come up with a more interesting narrative than this gay shit over and over? This could have been way better with some twists and turns.
I just want to roll you up and shove you up my tight little asshole Spencer.
I wann see your dick. Show me.
You'd best let Spencer come out and then make sweet, sweet love to him, OP, you faggot.
>>697902288
OH SHIT
>>697902288
WINRAR!!!
>>697902213
You have to be male for anything in this thread to make you a homosexual you double tard
>>697902270
Are you guys gonna fuck or what? Do it, it'll be fun.
>>697902270
LET HIM SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY. ALSO. THE THREAD IS ABOUT TO END SO I'M NOT SURE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SHOW IT TO HIM
>>697902288
wasted double dubs, hdose should have gone to a better man who actually reads threads
>>697902333
>697902333
4
>>697902333
I fucking knew it
>>697902333
heres your (you)
>>697902333
what a waste of trips
>>697902288
>>697902333
That was a quick shop, fake op.
>>697902333
Nice trips, but terrible photoshop
>>697902333
it's fake, orignal OP wrote "i'm GAY SPENCER"
>>697902333
kill yourself op
Please show me your mums hairy ass and i'll spit in your eyeball
>>697902333
Kek I told you dumbasses this was fake
>>697902333
Nice trips and shoop
>>697902425
LOL!!! Fuck you, it's not that bad. Kiss my trips, nigga!!!
Are we going to fuck, sexy?
>>697902333
also time went backwards...so yeah lol
>>697902333
FUCKING CALLED IT YOU FUCKING MORONS
>>697902333
YES CUNT THIS WAS THE GREATEST
>>697902475
>>697902496
See>
>>697902430
summer sure is long this year
>>697902333
YOU WHORE CUNT YOU LED ME SO FAR SO LONG THROUGH A MILLION MILES OF GLASS YOU CUNT, OP. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697902496
>not knowing this is shopped
>calls everyone else dumbasses
Z
>>697902270
Holy crap
F5 F5 F5
>>697902333
Fake
>>697902333
lmao thanks
>>697902580
But he's elusive
>>697902552
Retard
>>697902509
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
YOU FAGGOTS!!
>>697902674
Pleasing
>>697902665
>>697902674
Wtf that's fucked up
>>697902677
check em
>>697902747
Why?
>>697902747
Lmao yeah that once kind of put me off but idfc
>>697902677
Boom! I love when this one wins.
>>697902674
CAN WE PLEASE GET THIS IMAGE OF A DEAD CHILD OFF OF THIS BOARD PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE.
>>697902723
OP, the only response to your friend seeing right through your ass is this photo here. Got yourself a good one.
XD he got you so bad op!
Xdxdxd teh penguin of doom xdxd
>>697901500
Will the sauce never come?
>>697902723
I'd die laughing if this fucker found this thread and was trying to bait op into admitting he's actually gay for him so he could get the dick.
>>697902903
pro tip: There are probably a couple <10 year old children hanging from the ceiling fans around the world rn. get over it.
>>697902949
Holy shit, memegenerator. Don't worry guys, no need to tell me. I'll handle this.
>>697902903
Why should it be removed?
>>697903024
muh fee fees hurt
t. newfag
>>697902723
Boom. Your thread is fucking ruined OP.
/thread
>>697902723
Faggots keep going 1 more time
>>697903144
At least OP agrees with me about the dead child. You all should be ashamed for defending it.
>>697903144
Nice dubs, OP.
>>697903249
Removing a picture of a dead child won't revive the child you retard.
>>697903249
We use 4chan, we have no shame.
>>697902333
fuckin cock
>>697903144
What's the point if he knows about the post?
>>697902674
Send this
>>697903405
winrar
>>697903268
Thanks staring new thread
>>697903337
This is fake and everybody knows it.
>>697903487
How did I win?
>>697903577
Oh ok that's how I won
>>697903342
You are absolute scum. That logic leads to horrible things happening. Degenerate
>>697903577
Just like that, nigga.
>>697903577
WINRAR
>>697903622
Oh shit back to back dubs
>>697903643
Like?
>>697903477
Winrar. Kek
>>697903622
winrar
>>697902644
Maplestory reference?
>>697903699
You are also WINRAR
>>697903760
Dayum you're right son
