tsukasa waifu bread o:
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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tsukasa waifu bread o:
>>697885391
Bikini lewd. Maybe. Idk.
>>697885419
That looks like Zelda had a complete transformation with an animal.
>>697885616
Is she soft?
>>697885728
Neat
>>697885903
wrong pick >:o
>>697884389
>Rikka
You did nothing wrong~
>>697884809
>Saber
Isn't that a good thing?
>>697884829
>Uta
Well fuck me then
I learned to be independent young too, but I leeched from my parents as long as I could. Because it gave me more time to have fun I guess
I turned the biggest religious person I knew into an atheist kek
Hey, I'll never complain about free alcohol!
>>697885028
>Gun person
I prefer the H variant
>>697885384
>Shinoa
Why not lil' smug?
>>697885411
>Makoto
Of course you are!
>>697885903
>IT'S HIGH NOON, CHARLIE.
still here
and
>>697885728
nui says hi
yeet
>>697886168
Was nui anon here?
i posted the wrong pic >:o
Claimed
I'm heading off to sleep now guys, see ya.
Muh waifu
>>697885903
are- are we really doing this?
no rules?
ugh,
mandatory uta claim
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is /waifu/ not /b/
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>697886103
huh, guess independence is only rare with recent generations.
hey, i never do
>>697885299
>He doesn't listen to music
What?
>>697885384
That's a pretty ghey song 2bh
>>697885411
>Eurobeat
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>697885738
I live in Texas, fuck your sweat, also your music taste is -ok-
>>697885635
>He doesn't like Johnny Cash
Ok ;)
>>697886103
FAL is better
>>697886326
Goodnight.
Yozora claimed.
>>697886103
>Isn't that a good thing though
Damn it Amatsu teasing again
>>697886103
I am not! You are!
>>697886386
>Not liking eurobeat
Shameful.
>>697886258
yeah they were looking for you a while ago
https://discord.gg/fvVjM
join and ruin this fresh discord server.
>>697886378
fucking elitist
this is /b/
the number one rule is
ZOMG NONE!!!!!1010!!!
kys o:
>>697886549
>Yeuromeme
Kk
>>697886103
Fair point lol
>>697886386
To each his own
Dude what city fam?
Htown here
>>697886326
Night
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>697886562
Fuck, I missed it.
Thanks for telling me.
Gay BDSM porn streaming robot claimed
>>697886378
You just have to give them less access to technology and they'll be fine
Me neither
>>697886386
Awright, if I end up buying a rifle I'll check out the FAL
>>697886536
But I'm being serious!
>>697886549
nu-huh
>>697886695
Alright then, goodnight!
>>697886768
are you assuming my gender >:o
Claimed
>>697885384 Smug
All that did was feel very wierd, i could do it the full minute. What is it supposed to do
>>697885411 Tsun
You didnt post the pasta tsun
That looks pretty good, i like that dark color
>>697886691
Hey, I like it, and actually listen to it when I drive... even if that's not often since I have a bike instead of a car.
>>697886695
Night Shinoa.
>>697886378
No one really listens to rules.
This is /b/, yo.
>>697886695
Goodnight smuggles.
Sweet dreams, good luck, and all that shit.
>>697886228
Too send these replies again.
>>697886695
>H Town
MAH NIGGA
I'm in Tennessee right now though, visiting my brother.
>>697886887
>But I'm being serious
So you're serious about this I'm glad we feel the same way :^)
>>697886386
Oh shit you're a Texan too?
>i want to mod my gun to be Joker's Long Gun to see if it's useless or better
>>697886625
Not your personal army...?
>>697886768
Baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in pooper
>>697886888
Trips denies gender.
>>697886888
>>697886889
Huh. Haven't seen that before. Neat.
>>697886425
well it may get better soon who knows
>>697886707
yeah they asked if i could
>>697886888
No, i'm assuming that man on man porn is gay.
> >:0
The cringe is real. what a waste of trips
>>697887047
i don't play baseball. is that normal for players?
>>697887047
Do it.
U S A
S
A
>>697886997
*Too lazy to send these replaies again.
>>697887096
Oh well. Looks like I'll just be lurking for today.
>>697886887
But you are! Super cute bote!
>>697886889
Shhhhh, I'm not tsun.
Essentially, my aunt wanted me to pull the dryer off of a concrete slab and somehow measure the hole size for the vent. Not being a dipshit, I just looked up the model of it online and got the specs for it. She told me she still wanted me to pull it off and "double check". Having no way to measure it in the first place, I asked her how and why. She started getting all pissy because I didn't want to do it her way, or rather I didn't have a way to. She kept bitching and bitching, and I kept saying how do you want me to measure it? She eventually just said she'd do it herself and called me useless. When she walked out of the garage, I told her to go fuck herself. She came back in and told me to call my mom, and that I had till the weekend to get all my stuff moved out.
Not a huge fan of the color actually, but if it all checks out, then I'll be getting my dream car for HELLA cheap.
>>697886997
Ah, well I wouldn't say I'm feeling down. I'm pretty good t keeping a smile even if times are tough!
>>697887024
I doubt we feel the same way, friend
>>697887356
Nope
>>697886326
night
>>697886386
nah man, i dont like sweat.
how would i stop it?
yea, uh. im just kinda chillin rn, not trying to impress myself or invoke any mood.
just, you know, meh.
if i was trying i would of posted one of these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETTzv3fTG0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOrXKiSy8ZY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpCcJY-rJSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luM6oeCM7Yw
you know, good stuff
>>697886637
>global rules
>rules of the internet
>rules of physics
yea, no rules.
>>697886887
exactly,
though it seems the latest generation is to dumb to educate theirself, they seem to often get "bored". how? how can someone be bored with a ps3, ps4, xb360, xbone, pc, nintendo 3ds, and a scooter?
HOW?
whats the point right?
its free, might as well enjoy it.
>>697886997
>This is /b/
no its /waifu/
this place isn't riddled with porn.
i wouldnt call /b/ /b/ anymore anyway, /b/ is /porn/ now
>>697887471
Well I just got out memed
Gotta sleep now gotta get up early now
>>697887096
It fuckin' better.
I'll be fine.
>>697887356
Yeah?
This heat is starting to get to me. Pretty hate nyways. Goodnight, sweet dreams, and all that other shit /waifu/
>>697887154
Probably
>>697887244
I'm scared there's gonna be a chamber jam if I mod it incorrectly, or if the bullet speed will slow with a chamber that long, or am I retarded and don't have to worry? Plus, it's not even the right model. It's like a 15-3
>>697887644
Night
>>697887154
there was an image swap o:
your a waste of space >:o
>>697887546
This.
Most newfags are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/'s all about.
>>697887546
Porn with sometimes a little bit of epic bread.
>>697887644
*late anyways.
I'm gone until tomorrow now, peace.
>>697886888
Well thats a first
>>697887356
Ouch, sorry to hear. Where are you now?
What color would you want? I love burnt orange
>>697887819
This.
>>697887471
I'll have to disagree. I find you super cute. Why else would I like you so much?
>>697887644
Yep!
Night Yozo!
>>697887850
Moms garage. It's 5 times bigger!
Was thinking a deep rich purple, or Black with dark purple designs.
>As you can see, I like purple
>>697887348
do what you will
>>697887644
night
>>697888043
Explode with Tomoko
>>697887681
sounds like fun. i should try it sometime
>>697887356
>being kicked out over a dryer
fuck man. that's harsh
>>697887774
>waste of space
How, may i ask?
>>697887774
/waifu/ isn't really about anything
just follow the rules and you will be fine.
/waifu/ a purpose, but i wouldn't say its about anything.
>>697887819
its all cancer,
what /b/ is now is what was left after it died of cancer overload in 2009, the infection became noticeable in 2007.
some newfag musician tried to stop it, they failed.
here's the song they made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
>>697888015
You live in a garage? Why?
>>697887546
That's spoiled child for ya... It's really strange, but they're little shits
Exactly, meanwhile I finish a 60 bucks bottle..
>>697887583
kek, goodnight man
>>697888015
I have no idea, you tell me about it~
>>697888139
again not sure what you mean
Claimed
>>697888287
they are, i fuckin hate most of them.
there is the odd mature one but that's it.
>>697888015
Tsundie Tsundie
So cute and yummy
Tsundie Tsundie
Want your seed in my tummy
Tsundie Tsundie
You are so cute
Tsundie Tsundie
You are so pretty
Tsundie Tsundie
I wish I lived it in your city
Tsundie Tsundie
Yes your are a Tsundere
Together we'll make deredere
Makoto is a cute
There's not debate
Makoto is a cute
He's less than straight
So am I
Together lets make a creampie
Makoto is cute
This you cant denie
MAKOTO
A CUUUUTE!
>>697887546
Wear white, get used to the heat.Wear cool, loose clothes and stay in the shade.Stay hydrated etc.Also those last 3 are great the first 2 are not good.The 3rd one is fucking amazing.
>>697887681
I can't see any problems with sticking a big ass barrel on it.Can it handle +P+?
>>697888015
Shoutout to more space
Purple is a rich color, i like pairing it with my orange in games
>>697888176
Domo arigato mr roboto
Eye like ice cream!
>>697888739
I have a huge rodent problem
Still here
>>697888234
Because garages can be remodeled into the perfect living space, plus, they're nice and cozy.
>>697888546
If that's a box of cereal, then he got seriously scammed
>>697888691
I meant like making copies of the barrel and molding it, but I guess it could work.
>>697888928
Get a pellet gun.
>>697888679
That's what you get from giving vidya or cellphones to children really fucking early
Anyeay, I'll go sleep now, goodnight Uta
Claimed.
>>697887047
>>697887681
>>697886039
Claiming best girl
>>697889088
i was referencing Austin powers o:
he said domo arigato mr roboto
which is from gold member o:
>>697889074
Use something to pull the trigger from like 5 feet away.Always works for me.
>>697888176
Not even the dryer itself, but apparently me saying "Go fuck yourself" was the last straw. She keeps ranting on about how I have no respect, and I even got a text when I woke up the next day trying to guilt trip me into something, I dunno.
It astounds me that 21 years of never seriously talking back, or doing anything worse than quietly pouting in my room, and I snap at her one time like this, and now I suddenly have NO respect at all.
>>697888234
Poverty is one hell of a thing. No room really anywhere, and everywhere that i could move too is too expensive.
>>697888287
Because you're cute, and nice, and probably because I get easily attached~
Just tell me to shoo so I stop saying all this stuff and making myself look like an idiot~
>
>>697888679
God, I should tell you about my 9 year old nephew. You'd seethe at this little shit. I know I do.
>Although now that I'm living over there, a lot of his shit won't be happening anymore.
>>697888683
Jesus Christ, what is this?! And I am not!
>>697888739
Although, again, no doge. I miss doge.
Hell, I'm even thinking a type of retro look. Like the paper dixie cup design, only in varying degrees of purple, on a black base.
>>697888891
Baaaka.
>>697889203
Hey there Hank.
>>697888691
you don't like ghost and james?
you must not be an avid fan of rock and metal.
i genre jump a lot so tell me what you like and i'm sure i'll find something you will love.
>Stay hydrated
>Wear cool, loose clothes
>stay in the shade
all things i can do
>Wear white
how much, i don't look good in a lot of white.
>>697889148
may your dreams be ever peaceful.
>>697889255
Will use some long string because why not.
>>697889398
honk
>>697888691
Hello repentance anon
I hate guns
95% of gun violence is caused by guns
>>697889668
I hate myself.
Rory-sama claimed
>>697888928
I havent seen those movies since i was a kid, good times
>>697889308
Damn, that feel when no dogger
That would be pretty sick, but you would need a really solid purple
>>697889308
i would tear open his mouth and make it his new ass due to all the bullshit he probably has stored in there.
>faze
>pewdiepie
>optic
>mlg
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
tell him all that to his face then say its from one of your online friends. i guarantee he will do one of two things:
1- hate you
2- hate me
>>697889248
I'm too dumb for references
>>697889376
Like a shirt and some tan shorts or light gray shorts.
>>697889501
>?
>>697889668
STOP
>>697889778
But i love pewds
>>697890078
Hi Hank. Just got into a game of LoL, going full AD Darius.
>>697888739
ayy mugen
>>697888891
nice try
>>697889308
if she tries to guilt trip you and gets pissed over a difference like that then i honestly think she doesn't deserve the kind of respect she was asking for.
What's your favorite food
Mine's coconut shrimp.Also,
Do you guys like me :^)
>>697890267
Good luck.
>>697889928
80% of mass shootings are caused by guns
14% cameras
3.75% slingshots
1.25% high powered assault crossbows
.45% knifeguns
.55% forks
>>697890361
My favorite food is Fried Oyster Salmon, and yeah. You're pretty nice.
>>697890434
Image, forgotten.
>>697890361
burgers. you're fine
>>697890431
Stop baiting me so hard
>>697890408
>>697890361
You used to claim holo
I can tell by the way you type
>>697889393
How's it goin tonight?
>>697889748
Ayyy Rory. No beast yet, sadly. Although my dad did fine a nice pair of low profile handlebars to pop on it.
>>697889772
Tis a bad feel.
Retro purple a best.
>Probably go with a deep lavender
>>697889778
>pewdiepie
Right on the money there. He watches that shit all the time, is ALWAYS screaming at the TV, and when my grandma tells him to do stuff, he either ignores her, or yells at her. Note, he's fucking 9.
>I already plan to start being VERY stern, and he if he gives me lip, an ass whoopin will be in line.
By the way, this kid is so out of touch, he lazes around watching those vids with nothing but shorts on, and he's already got a fucking beer gut!
>Turns down ice cream, a motorcycle ride, and a free dinner in one go because he didn't wanna get up
What kid in their right mind turns ALL of that down, and then has the audacity to tell you to bring them back something?!
>>697890302
Yaaaaa. I'll screenshot it for you, just so you can see this shit.
>Never did more than get in a few arguments, of which after a few minutes, I just gave up and went to my room
>NEVER called her anything bad before
>Always did what she asked
>Even though I was always getting the shit end of the stick
>>697890361
Medium Rare steaks. No lie, love the stuff.
>>697889928
what about a loose white vest
kinda loose dark gray shorts
and i ain gettin my hair cut anytime soon so i should tell you that i have long black hair. as in really long
>>697890361
pizza or bread.
i would only have a problem with you if you were cancerous.
your not cancerous.
>>697890532
Not me.
>>697890593
Fine.
>>697890408
>>697890532
Unintentional reply
>>697890547
Never even watched Spice & Wolf.It's on my list though.
>>697890686
That sounds fine
Also why is bread your favorite
Im off to bed, night everyone
>>697890431
>.55% forks
Kek
>>697890593
He doesn't need that shit. Get him to walk around to icecream shop to let him watch you eat icecream and dinner as you mock him.
Then attach a steak to a stick on the back of your bike and make him chase it.
>>697890834
Nite nite bb
>>697890821
Dude seriously
I know its you
Repentance Holo never puts spaces between puncuation
>>697890834
'night mugen
>>697890593
shit sounds insane. are you happier with your mum though?
>>697890593
No more incest harem?
>>697890593
i wouldn't be in your position.
my family is scared of me.
this is both a bad and good thing.
good- my niece and nephew are so scared of me they do everything they can to try and please me.
i could as for the smallest of thing and they are on it.
bad- i don't know if my family actually like me or just keep me around to put fear into the next generation
if i was you i wouldn't be planning this for when he disobeys you, i would make him fear your straight off the bat.
next time you see him break his nose, and once its healed do it again.
this is a weak point in his body during the entire time he is recovering, so if he ever does anything slightly wrong, touch his nose.
watch him fear you.
>>697890821
so many uses
>>697891023
Not me, I never came here before a few days ago (which I just posted galil in then left).Maybe more than one person are too lazy to put a space in punctuation? Especially on a phone.
>>697890593
Medium Rare Steaks are my second favorite. Sometimes pan fried, sometimes grilled. Which do you prefer?
>>697890834
Night m8
>>697891301
Sure, you fucking heretic
>>697891479
Stop being so mean, meanie.
>>697891289
Dude calm down his nephew is a kid you autist. Just wait until he gets hurt on accident and "accidently" touch where he got hurt
Post the holoverload please
>>697891737
im not mad....
why would you think that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0
im pretty calm rn.
kinda feeling 'meh' you know.
>>697891806
*horoverload
>>697890834
Night Mugen.
>>697890873
I know he doesn't, but I don't remember a SINGLE kid when I was growing up that would turn down ANY of those, LET ALONE ALL 3 AT ONCE!
>>697891130
>I still don't understand what she was trying to say here exactly
>>697891174
There never was one.
>>697891289
He's 9, I'm 100% sure I'd be going to jail if I did that.
An ass whoopin would be more than enough to let the little shit know that I'm serious.
>>697891344
Personally, I like mine baked in the oven. It keeps all the juices in, while cooking it nice and evenly. But I'm learning that the grill is good, and the fucker that always cooked them here just didn't know how to cook.
>Makoto
>>697892017
all you have to do is make him so scared he cant tell anyone.
its just a broken nose. that's nothing
>>697891806
I never waifud holo though
>>697892017
Pan frying it makes it prone to lose all juices, I never tried baking it because I never thought that would work. Grilling keeps about everything.
>>697891928
You aren't mad you're just a hostile fucking person.
Hitting a kid is pretty fucking hostile. Not to sound like a tumblrina but it really triggers me when children get hit by adults. A long time ago i had a stepdad that almost choked me to death. One time his friend came over and they got in a fight and they broke a tv and the window.
I'm sorry if I sounded like a tumblrina.
>>697892017
So no incest harem, cutie?
>>697892229
fucking triggered go die in a fire o:
I'm out anons. Goodnight.
Makoto a cute, in my opinion
>>697892659
Goodnight.
I've got to sleep now, you guys go to sleep soon its getting late!
>>697892017
i have no idea either. sorry
>>697892414
>breaking a tv
how fucking strong do you have to be? I've had a tv fall off a fucking truck and survive. and it was CRT for fucks sake
>>697892659
'night
>>697892229
I suppose I would, but I'm a very nonviolent person IRL. So that's be VERY hard of me to do...
>>697892343
Here's how ya do it. Get a good steak, 1/2 inch cut or thicker. Take a cookie sheet, and put all the spices you want on it. Fill the cookie sheet up with water, JUST enough so most, if not all the pan is covered when on a flat surface. Lay the steak down, then season the top. Shove in the oven at 350F for about 15-20 minutes, take out, enjoy.
>>697892414
No! And I'm not cute!
>>697892691
Opinion is wrong!
>>697892737
Such a cryptic text, not even the most advanced AI in the world could crack it.
>>697892736
Goodnight.
>>697892782
not even Carmack would
>>697892737
There was a big hole in the screen. My stepdad's friend was a big black guy. He was six foot nine and my kitten used to hide from him.
>>697892414
makes sense why you hate kids being hit by adults.
but my old man hit me whenever i was acting up.
hell he used that method on me.
i don't hurt people, people try to harm me but i don't go down.
i have never been knocked out, keeeping in mind, i have had an old box tv thrown at my head.
i respect my old man for toughening me up.
if it wasn't for him i would of been mugged multiple times, probably killed by a few of my psycho ex's (one used a knife on my stomach then took my car, i walked 8 miles to the hospital).
all i'm saying is the kid needs to get some respect for others. and the way he's going, my method may be the only way.
might i add i have never harmed anyone outside of self defence. that may be important considering you think i'm hostile.
>>697892547
sure thing, which one?
the one your unstable mind made you make or the one your unstable children made.
>>697892659
night
>>697892736
night
>>697892343
Here's how ya do it. Get a good Jude (scratch that die juden are never gute), 1/2 inch or thicker. Take a cookie sheet and spray it with nonstick spray and place die jude on pam, JUST enough so most, if not all the pan is covered when on a flat surface. Lay the jude down, then season the top. Shove in the oven at 350F for about 15-20 minutes, take out, enjoy.
For more recipes go to:
derfuhrer.org
gonna go play OW. have a lewd
>>697893234
fukken kek
>>697893126
what o:?
>>697893434
no wonder you claimed a lucky start dunce.
you cant comprehend english structure.
newfags killed /waifu/.
>>697893561
this.
this is fact
>>697893632
is the real thing.
It was better when you were just spamming "fucking hell I lost all my pics" and everyone was cool back then.
now, everyone is dead.
they are fucking gone.
>>697893561
This.
Most newfags are edgy teens who think they know what /waifu/ is about.
>>697893556
i dont have children o:
>>697893632
Why do you claim both shitty Uta from Tokyo UnChoul and CC from Code Geese
>>697893738
Fuck off konata/any other persona
>>697893632
Code lyouko > code geass
>>697893935
>persona
what ive never played persona
is it a good game?
>>697893901
t.kolata
>>697893736
summer is ending, and thus the summerfags must go.
i have been saying this all along and everyone denied it
this place was riddled with summer fags.
>>697893738
no wonder, no one will mate with you.
>>697893901
you may cut yourself with all that edge.
>>697893987
>giant forhead's
good luck with all your egg heads
I remember when uta/cc was a newfag
I remember when Tenryuu and tatsumaki and Atago were newfags
what happened?
>>697894191
It's just a thread.
Starting to feel spoiled.
3 weeks of Pathfinder in a row. Wew.
>>697894119
no i just know how to pull out unlike your donkey-dicked white trash father
>>697894243
Fuck off, you retard
>>697894191
I remember when no one gave a fuck and just enjoyed themselves.
>>697894191
time.
time and experience.
don't ask questions you know the answer to.
>>697894262
wrong stereotype, you would know that if you knew who i was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHn0qpadwBQ
>>697894191
You don't remember shit, you fucking summerfag, almost every oldfag left because this thread is the epitome of stupidity since you newfags came in
Shiro
Shino
Konata
Sachi
I mean, we already had our fucking cancerous idiots in the thread, but whatever.
>>697894262
forgot pic >:o
>>697894463
You're right
I became so much of an oldfag i developed dementia.
>>697894480
nobody cares.
your opiniom does not matter, even if you post or do not post your pic.
>>697894560
>claiming your an old-fag
worst thing you can do
>>697894732
fuck off hand cunt
>>697894677
Well i am from around October last year.
And I remember the waifu threads on /a/
Not the one mio made but actual waifu threads
>>697894800
who is hand cunt :^o
>>697894809
2007?
god they were fun.
so, you wanna reveal yourself or am i stuck speculating?
>>697894849
its a play on words,
>hand-kun
he left a while back and hasn't come back since
These pedicabs are getting out of hand with these LEDs. And this is coming from someone that loves unnecessary lights on moving vehicles.
>Makoto
>>697895003
he came back, but not posting pics.
>>697895080
no he hasn't,
people pose as him.
hand-kun would post pic and time stamp when he comes back
>>697895003
I got plenty of bans on /a/ then.
Good times.
>>697895029
what is that?
>>697895221
you're just as gullible as ever, spike.
>>697895221
His first post in the thread that I saw was his standard greeting for me, addressed to me. It was short, only 2 days, but he returned.
>>697895221
i think that's when i first learned how to ghost because i got banned and didn't want to change my ip two days in a row.
took me ages to configure the amount of packets sent
>>697895350
no... are you...
no... you cant be
>>697895468
could of been someone who knew what his greeting was.
(most likely a megumeme)
>>697895468
hey rory
>jerkchen
>>697895675
Who am I, Spike?
Hello anons
I am a megumeme claimer from the year 3003. I will tell you anything that happens to /waifu/ and it's incarnates.
>>697895675
He knew the things I told him, the kind if things most people in the thread miss. And he commented on them.
>>697895692
Sup Chen. Still just arcing people up?
>>697895902
no, I'm just listening to music, there's no reason to.
how is the match going?
>>697895752
you cant be the original ed poster from 2007.
there is no way.
no fucking way.
the odds are basically 0
>>697895902
and how did i miss this?
>>697895873
go for it
>>697896029
Chen isn't a jerk
I love the chen
>>697895311
A pedicab. It's essentially a pushbike taxi. They generally have LEDs and loud ass ghetto speakers on them for night time.
>>697896078
i'm the original Chen poster from 2005.
>>697896092
explain
>>697896078
He kept silent and was strictly without pics. Theres no mistaking his typing style and his general reactions.
>>697896029
I kept the Udyr top so I kept even with Shen. But our 'god lane bot' got trashed by Lux, MF, Shen teleports when he had literally backed and I pinged missing and our mid Vik was destroyed by Fizz. The one time I went mid we pushed 2 towers down and aced them. Ended up losing but I had 400 AD.
>>697896138
ever ride in one?
>>697896323
bullshit
bull fucking shit.
prove it.
i know you must of taken at least one screenshot.
you were a dick but i loved your humour, please tell me this is true.
>>697896404
nah, imma need screenshot.
something like this doesn't happen everyday
>>697896566
Once. They're not too bad, but I don't feel the LED lights need to be as tall as a small tree stuck on top of a bike.
>Those purple/blue poles are at least 10 feet tall, if not 15 feet.
>>697896404
Is hard to carry when people are fucking retarded and they are losing their lane.
>>697896704
Okay, Spike, whatever floats your boat.
>>697896886
i think its kind of like a carriage in a way. might as well try to make it seem grand
>>697896079
All the oldfags that leave start shitting /waifu/ up
Uta/CC loses all his pics again
Megumeme finally stops being called seasonal trash.
Makoto finally admits he's a tsundere and a cute
Moot comes back from mootxico
Mai actually dies
Amatsu and Makoto get married IRL
Cheshire Cat gets a bad lsd trip and fucks his Russian Blue, thinking it was a monster girl
Handkun comes back
Elitism finally dies out
/waifu/ has big brain tomour
We get back Snacks
/waifu/ finally dies out
Moot sells 4chan to Trumps son
Trump runs again for president
Trump wins
Snacks gets fired again.
Makoto and Amatsu adopt a loli
Shiro finally turns eighteen
All original claimers die off.
Too many newfags.
I'm one of the newfags
We talk about waifus instead of blogging.
Eventually we find out Makoto and amatsu's son gets rich from waifu simulator he made.
Their son buys 4chan
I've been browsing for 20 years officially
Technically I am both a newfag and an oldfag.
A tomoko claimer from 4003 travels back and relays to us that they have found a wormhole that leads to a dimension where our waifus DO exist.
And that immortality is tangeable
Also they have made Pokemon Beta Lampshade and Theta Desk
>>697897194
You actually wrote that?
That's pretty autistic.
>>697897194
thats a lot to take in
>>697897143
I've seen tastefully done up ones, though. But just sticking a light pole on it is... not tasteful at all.
>>697897194
>Makoto finally admits he's a tsundere and a cute
HAHAHAHAHAHA, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
>Amatsu and Makoto get married IRL
U fuckin wut
>Makoto and Amatsu adopt a loli
Double wut
>Eventually we find out Makoto and amatsu's son gets rich from waifu simulator he made.
>Their son buys 4chan
I thought we adopted a loli. ~.~
>Also they have made Pokemon Beta Lampshade and Theta Desk
I laughed.
I've reached maximum autist levels by buying Justice for harambe tshirts
To the Uta claimer ITT
I originally claimed a Sailor Moon waifi
Can't recall who.
Should I claim a waifu ITT
Or do I just lurk?
>>697897577
Shut the fuck up you fucking crossdresser shit.
>>697897577
You guys also mate and get a son
>>697897609
waifu* Fuck my grammar is shit
>>697897637
Make me.
>>697897671
>mate
How does that... but... how?
>>697897592
Hamstrings
>>697897577
i dont think it would be worth riding in
>>697897727
Turns out Amatsu is a herm and Amatsu pussy works
>>697897609
>>697897711
lurk for now,
next thread will be going up soon as pic limmit is almost reached
>>697897727
I've read your future.
Some car will crash on you or something.
>>697897809
Okay.
Not sure if i should get namesync and boot up my old trip
But remembering the password would be like pulling teeth...
>>697896704
I didnt take any as I was at work on mobile.
>>697896980
Plus their team comp shat on ours. And I was running flash ignite. Did score a flash dunk kill on MF.
>>697897773
It's not. The only time it's worth it, is during HUGE events downtown, where there'd be too much traffic to deal with cars. But this is why I have a motorcycle.
>>697897800
I...just...I mean....all of my wut
>>697897844
I ride a bike, I'm expecting it already.
>>697897919
don't bother if its too much effort.
but if you want to you can.
>>697897983
who else did he talk to, someone would of taken screenshot
>>697898234
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>697895777
Here is your screen shot.
>>697898234
Alright
I'm going to browse /c/ for a waifu.
I don't have any pics of anime currently...
>>697898045
huh well i dont live in a city thats anywhere near that big
>>697898302
oh shit, i didn't see that, i'm kinda preoccupied
I'm going to be on later.
I'm going to lurk the internet for my old waifu
If i can't find her I'll just look for a new one...
Slow night.
>>697898234
I have a horrible memory. But I do remember Homu having a chat.
>>697899177
Bloody prawns
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