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should i put a mach punch or sucker punch on my hitmonlee
Could you draw a woman putting a shrunken down woman inside her messy diaper? :)
>>697883442
Whatever one you choose, I hope you then choose to attack Chris with it.
>>697883442
Mach Punch for priority in those sticky situations in my opinion
>>697883349
are there even any actual drawfags awake rn?
>>697883563
oh man, i fuckin wish
>>697883645
ticks, that's about it
reposting cause fuk shit new thread
>>697878424
Huh, alrighty then
>>697878379
Sorry for being a lil late, had to take care of somethin
>>697878793
ill have to pass, sorry
>>697883442
>punch moves
>on a hitmonlee
>>697883936
It's OK, you've done a fine job of lewding things up.
>>697883645
Dream here, I'm awake at this ungodly hour again~
>>697883643
alright, thanks
>>697883947
priority moves are helpful tho
/r/equesting these girls
doing anything!
>>697883645
hello im awake but not drawing
SOMEONE DRAW ME SOEM THICK THIGHS AHAHSHSHSHHUDJNDIEJEIEI
>>697884089
Hey, Dream. Nice to see you here, darling. Shall we go for a walk on the beach together?
>>697884089
ikr
Hi again.
>>697884186
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=thick+girls
>>697884155
Sounds like a Bawble job
>>697884415
Draw me some thick thighs or else I do it
Requesting trap queen bawble
>>697884504
do it faggot
>>697883936
So you are going to do the loli guro?
>>697884155
snat?
>>697883645
skittles
might draw something, might pass out
whats up?
>>697884720
Would you be interested in drawing yuri
>>697884186
>>697882988
thicc
>>697883645
yo
more requestss
>>697884699
Everybody keeps saying Snat and Peach. We removed all their art in place of Rogues :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18nQiNy1USho4Fv-haPskYdWQ7g8myvmGKfP1L206nrM/
>>697884720
unusual that you're awake right now, you usually leave hours before
>>697884699
i thought that too
>>697884833
draw a snake
>>697883645
Reporting for disappointment. Any interesting requests?
Requesting FilthyFrank fucking Keksandra (pic). With color if possible.
>>697884699
Right? It looks very much like her stuff.
Requesting anyone dabbing. The meme dance movel
>>697885035
draw a skeleton in pieces on the floor saying "Aw fuck"
>>697884957
my biggest fear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jybfYyzIUbo
>>697883645
Depends how you define awake.
Taking some requests for a time, anything worth wild?
>>697885358
may I touch the snake?
>>697885408
>>697885103
I have no life and I must fap
taking lewd pokemon requests
>>697885408
Roam gib succ
>>697884672
i got you
>>697883645
im awake
barely
>>697885566
>>885566
>>697885408
Can you draw a cockroach that is just too cool for school?
>>697884816
possibly. might. i don't do sexual stuff though.
>>697884888
yeah tru
honestly iv'e been coming on here much less, iv'e been considering moving over to /sc/, see what happens there.
Anyways, im on now, so thats a thing
>>697883645
I might be, not sure.
>>697885623
Make gallery of your old stuff PLEASE
>>697885623
drink coffee then
>>697885856
Idk in your case
Do robots sleep?
>>697885840
I know you don't
I'm not usually a lewd requester anyway
I favor cute and fluffy yuri
>>697884504
Nah. I really don't wanna.
>>697885623
Thank you but could I request still alive disembowelment.
>>697885840
>iv'e been considering moving over to /sc/
probably the much better option than /b/ even if it is dead over there
i've been on less and less as well, i've been less into drawing lately
>>697886002
ah. im not really good at drawing "fluffy" stuff.
sorry bout that mate
>>697885559
shit, keep him
more requests
guys, swordbro is dying
>>697885870
but imma do that shnit tomorrowwwwwwww
seriously, my upload speed is near nil
>>697885876
is too hot fam
>>697886189
maybe tomorrow, too? idek
>>697886380
And earlier someone said Marco Neko killed himself but I have yet to see any proof of either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOODjXhH0es
>>697885566
Dude, same, just did that infact, now winding down with rain ASMR for maximum calm.
>>697885593
Maybe later, if I'm in the mood.
>>697885788
Sure, why not.
>>697886459
What should I look for? fropbox link or something?
And in hoe many hours?
And so begins the graveyard shift.
Hey thread, how's stuff?
>>697886295
Anything is fluffy as long as it's cute
And I've seen you draw cute things before
>>697886380
of cancer
>>697886675
of bleach spoilers so you're not far off
Requesting some honest content
I had a thought.
You know why Men are in all the high positions in the world?
It's because, the only way, they think they can attract a woman, is to be powerful.
Men only like power to attract females.
Men only become musicians, either for fun, or to attract girls.... or in my case.... to help me get over some shit going on in my head.
If nobody likes Toxic Masculinity... stop sexually objectifying Men to be stronger/protectors.
Let him do it for fun only.
You'll see a total difference in the Males of today.
What attracts females, changes the male population.
What attracts males, changes the female population.
Jeebus Chreebus, I would be a bad father. Probably walk out on them. Go live a life of deadbeat autism.
>>697885300
>
Only you can stop skeleton abuse. Stop farming for gold and adventuring for items. Skeletons will thank you.
>>697885103
>>697885305
A bit much for just a request at the graveyard.
>>697885623
You sure get the kinky fuckers.
>>697886659
Thinking ill go to taco bell
THREAD WHAT WOULD YOU GET AT TACO BELL? I FEEL LIKE MIXING THIS SHIT UP!
>>697886459
Ok, I eagerly wait for the guro. Goodnight.
>>697886612
Someone suggested a tumblr a couple of hours ago
a dropbox link may be more efficient
and probably by 6pm EST
>>697886659
absolut shit
just wanna sleep, but have shit to do
>>697886765
Chicken chipotle griller
get me one two bb <3
>>697886380
DONT YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME NIG
>>697886745
>I would be a bad father. Probably walk out on them. Go live a life of deadbeat autism
we know, chris, you're already a bad person in general
>>697886659
sleep is for the weak
>>697886860
Is your diet of popcorn and calzones catching up to you?
>>697886380
rejoice!
>>697886802
make both please
>>697886765
YOU GET SOME MOTHERFUCKING DORITOS LOCOS TACOS HOLY SHIT THOSE THINGS ARE LIKE EXTACY FOR YOUR FACE
>>697887147
nO cATDICC
ITS CANON NOW
IT'S FINALLY CANON
>>697885954
Wait, are you trying to say-
im a robot?
>>697886659
Starting my own graveyard shift. Paid to be bored.
>>697886745
what the fuck am i even looking at?
>>697887391
Madness
>>697887391
cancer
>>697887391
Pictures he takes and draws over them and posts them as his own
>>697886928
lmao you're retarded
>>697886765
i thought everyone did guro...
>that shit looks impressive as hell btw
>>697886794
nightynight bb
>>697887176
>both
but why tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPmjGIm_zNA
>>697885788
They will inherent the earth, what happens during their rule is a mystery.
What more is there to draw out there?
>>697886765
Mmmm taco!
>>697886802
Sleep then, silly bugger, if you don't you'll get weird and cranky.
>>697887021
... or the tired?
>>697887374
Best time o' the day.. night!... uh.. time.
Warming up to go out for my daily coffee and cheese sarnie...
>>697887391
The homo of the drawthread community.
>>697887021
da edj
/r/ing the pogo leaders doing literally anything
>>697887545
dropbox good for mass upload, but would love to follow future works over tumblr
>>697887315
Are you taking requests?
>>697887501
Not him, but is it like putting a moustache on something and calling it 'OC DONUT STEEL' or something else?
>>697887315
ghay
>>697886659
Hello Bim
>When you watch family guy and copy the Osama skit.
>>697886838
<< i know you...but who
>>697887193
THATS SO FUCKIGN HARDCORE I MIGHT JUST DO THAT
>>697887545
I could do SO MUCH BETTER! I had to lower my standards for threads... Anyway name your food Quinn before i go to TB
>>697887589
Mmmm burrito!
>>697887731
Yeah he just adds his blonde hair and pink bow the original picture is from a cartoon called 12 oz mouse
A year or so ago.
There was this issue of Manspreading.
How fucking typical. They had to make it about Men being these evil fucking creatures.
All they had to say was "Please take up only one seat".
They didn't have to make it about Men enjoying being manly.
Do they not realize Women take up seats with their purses?
This is why all you had to say was "Please only take up one seat". But no, you had to make this about Men being evil.
Didn't you? You would never treat a Woman as shit as you treat a Man.
There is a war on Men. And it's by both conservatives and liberals.
>>697887545
when did you discover drawthreads?
>>697887958
Hey Chris, when the concept of "drawthread" suddenly includes "gender politics" then you could post irrelevant shit like this.
Until then, fuck off, you aren't wanted.
>>697887906
uh...ive never had taco bell in my life...
>so sorry to disappoint
and dude when i said you improve hella fast, i meant it
cos damn
i havent been gone that long, but your improvement is amazing
>>697887708
Sounds good, actually. tho i doubt ill ever update a tumblr if i make one
I only use tumblr for porn, basically
>>697888131
Maybe nearly 3 years ago now?
>>697887958
Dude I hate your guts you ugly fuck face, This isn't Gender Politics thread, this is a draw thread now fuck off
>>697887947
... Huh...
... Was that cartoon good?
>>697887958
tru
>>697885840
Did you died?
>>697887613
supr edj
>>697887589
true
thats why i go to bed now
goodnight, thread, i'll be back in a few hours
>>697888243
>I only use tumblr for porn, basically
we have same mind set, please consider making it
>>697888425
Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again
>>697888338
shit i knew it, i have your image burned into my memory
>>697887904
Hey Avvi <3
>>697887906
With extra CHEESE!
>>697888491
Sleep well and dream of fun stuff!
Haven'd had breakfast yet, and beginning to feel it.
hello is there anybody out there?
>>697888700
lol which one? i think i have some of my old shit. I could repost it
>>697883645
i dunno if i wanna draw
2 tired
>>697884273
This was a wonderful idea anon how could I say no! <3
>>697884380
Wew 8 am fun times for all!
I'll do gender politics if i FEEL like gender politics.
I don't come here for the same reasons.
I come here, because it's my way to interact with people.
Liberals sucks.
A Man acts Dominant: "Oh look what an asshole!!"
A Woman acts Submissive: "Don't do that, you're not a slave anymore!!"
You liberal fuckers suck just as bad as you conservative assholes always did.
wel shit im going night night guys
tell veng I love him when he gets back
Night hunies <3
>>697886667
eh. ill think about it.
>>697886284
yeah, i'll be able to focus on character arcs and world building, which i love to do. And you can do that on /b/, but weather people are going to join in or just talk about their opinions and call everything cringe is luck of the draw.
>>697888470
The internet did for a bit
>>697887722
May-b, what do you have in mind?
>>697887741
>ghay
i believe the politically correct term is faggot. You shall address me as such or not at all.
>>697887958
Why are you alive. Did your parents die before they had to the chance to kill you? You are the demon spawn of the earth sent here to ruin the lives of those who don't use a condom and werent smart enough for an abortion. The simple fact that you sit behind that screen every day just to make a person on the internet slightly unhappy and make just about everyone who comes your way think you have a mental disability is fucking stupid on its own. But no Im sure you arent mentally disabled. Thats too good of an excuse, the truth is you were never any use to this world to begin with. You are the type of trash with no goal, no reason for existance. Simply because you choose to. Look at you, there are probably four billion people whos lives started much worse off than yours, yet you waste it. Your existance wastes away until you are nothing more. Just a hollow shell of what could have been a person. I would pity you but honestly there is no reason I should pity those who do this to themselves. Just do the world and everyone a favor and just end it.
>>697888838
uhmm i just recall it was your face,maybe with a scarf on your neck
>>697887958
Stop. You absolute boring shitty PPG looking failfag
>>697889144
Dude it has nothing to do with draw threads so fuck off? Go to other threads you brain dead fuck, you're the reason why I don't come and draw in these threads. Pls fuck off and die
>>697888243
>uh...ive never had taco bell in my life...
you dont disappoint i just feel obligated to show you a new world of low prices and great mexican lies
>you improve hella fast, i meant it
your making me blush...damn it im a faggot.
>>697888782
Sour Cream!
>>697889066
Damn check those sweet dubz over there...MMMM i would like to get me some of that...
>>697889202
>veng I love him
Aw fuck quinn i love ya too. See ya next time!
>>697889274
Can you please possibly do lewd of Jaylah from Star Trek?
There's nothing wrong with being a Chad Thundercock.
There is nothing wrong with a Male Jock.
There is nothing wrong with a Sissy Boy
There is nothing wrong with a Transwoman
There is nothing wrong with a Transmale
There is nothing wrong with a Male Buisness Man
There is nothing wrong with a Male Gangster
There is nothing wrong with a Male Prostitute
Stop telling Men how to act.
If they aren't bothering you:
THEN FUCK OFF.
>>697889614
But you ARE bothering us
>>697889614
>If they aren't bothering you:
>THEN FUCK OFF.
you are bothering everyone here with your presence
>>697884427
disgusting
>>697889614
no1curr this drawthread please leave as you can't draw
>>697889614
>>697889421
Not going to reply because you're a little fucking cowered? Jesus Christ, you say you come here to interact so interact
>>697889614
Nobody likes you.
>>697889614
>There is nothing wrong with etc etc
But there is something wrong with you.
>>697885408
>worth wild
>>697888812
Hello lovely guy - I'll take your tie, it's a bit coarse against the skin and far too long to wear with comfort - I'll get you a proper one, made from silk.
>>697889491
A bit too much chili!
>replying
step it up, senpais
>captain rukia
i might not live through the night
>>697890072
d-do you take commissions?
Here's the thing.
Do you want to talk Violence?
Talk about it GENDER NEUTRALLY.
You can't take all the Men into a room, teach them not to be violent, without taking all the women in a room, and teaching them not to be violent against men.
You have to make it all neutral, and stop perpetuating Men as the violent gender. You sick fucks.
And two, you can't have a violence against Women law, without a Violence against Men law.
You are just proving the fact, that Men are still oppressed into their disposable roles.
It's disgusting.
>>697890151
>i might not live through the night
Don't give the anons the false hope
>>697887564
I wish I could draw
Every day I go on the internet and say stupid shit to make myself feel better.
Im trying to make up for my discomfort with my sexuality.
I act retarded so people will argue with me so I can act even more retarded.
Im a whore.
A whore for both dick and attention.
I walked into a room one time and no one was paying attention to me. So I shat my pants and said "HuRrrr DuuUrRrrrR" as loud as I could.
I love being called autistic.
I get a massive 2 inch stiffy every time someone calls me that.
Ill never give up the taste of cock because Im a faggot.
Jeez guys get over it.
>>697889614
And how does repeating the same shit over and over and over and over work for you?
Do you do it, expecting a different result?
If that's the case, I must disappoint you - being a self-satisfied, whiny, holier-than-thou will probably have the same result as always, mainly that people get sick and tired of your banale, repeaty and preachy shit.
Go see a fucking shrink.
Request random trainer with Lurantis, Heliolisk, Scizor, Marowak, Floated and Scrafgy
request or sleep?
>>697890072
wouldn't that be nice
thank you kindly
>>697890275
Me too
.
>>697890414
Idk if you will but can you do Shin-Gojira in your style?
Seriously, what's up with all the male bashing going around?
Have you ever been inside a Liberal home?
Have you seen how much those parents abuse their male children?
It's equal to the conservatives.
No matter where you go. You'll always be treated like shit for being a male.
It's engrained into everyone's brains.
"Hey it's a boy, it's okay to be violent against him".
You're sick, you know that?
All you people are sexist, and you make me sick.
You're all disgusting jokes.
We need a violence against Men law.
>>697889603
dude im like so lazy right now honnestly
>>697890630
>We need a violence against Men law
correct, but you know what we need now? what the highest priority is?
you leaving.
>>697890589
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>697888812
Hey murph, is this a part of a poem, or just a single lined quote?
>>697890646
Oh okay I was just asking, I really liked your style so I was curious.
>>697890707
No its not, its him shooting himself so noone else has to deal with this shit. Im a drawfag that just came on here to relax and view some art thats way better than mine but all im getting is this load of horse shit.
Imagine that law.
A violence against Men law.
It would be lovely.
Protecting Men from violence done by both Men and Women.
It needs to happen.
Why aren't people making it happen?
What is wrong with you people?
>>697890630
or just have laws against violence in general. we don't need gender-specific laws at all since it's bound to cause controversy with the opposite gender.
also hi, lurking drawfag here, how you doin'
When you're annoyed by someone what do you do?
>>697890872
>No its not, its him shooting himself
that would be preferred
>>697890893
honestly, your existence makes me want more male oppression just to spite you
you're that bad that i want to see my own gender be oppressed
fuck you
>>697890955
Also lurking drawfag or at least I was until this cuck showed up. Im doing fine, you?
>>697890893
There should be a Law for violence against you.
>>697890972
complain about it to myself. that or i just ignore it and do shit that'll calm me down.
>>697890972
fuck off
>>697890972
Apply 40+ psi to the jugular region.
>>697891189
>>697891153
>>697891112
You ignore them :)
>>697891107
as in "it should be mandatory to punch this kid's teeth in whenever possible"
Can you guys please just ignore Chris? He's not worth the time
>>697891246
tru
>>697889066
Thank you for the ice cream, Dream! Here, I found something special for you! *hands you a giant conch shell*
This conch is special, Dream. Inside it, it's supposed to contain the sounds of your future if you listen close enough!
>>697891076
doing great. just drawing some complicated shit and watching vidya streams.
>>697890609
ah sorry im not very good with lizardesque things
>>697891236
fuck off
>>697890258
let them hope
>>697890955
Let's make it happen.
Sign me right the fuck up.
Hell, i'll advertise it everywhere.
I don't like violence against Women either.
I'm okay. But i'm never okay. I am never okay.
I'm like a crazy cat lady. How about you?
>>697890994
>>697891107
>>697891112
>>697890972
>>697891236
>>697891246
How about you guys.
Just learn to ignore?
What's triggering you?
>>697891455
Don't reply to me or my wife's son ever again
>>697891290
will she hear >>697891547 coming from the shell then
>>697891455
Nope shut the fuck up it was quite nice for the 30 seconds where you werent posting stupid shit.
>>697891547
Look at that! Fake penises :D
>>697891455
>How about you guys.
>Just learn to ignore?
How about you learn that these threads aren't the place for your asperger gender politics shit
>>697883645
it uh
it actually feels like i physically can't go to sleep
like i just "fell out" in the chair not 10 minutes ago and woke up immediately afterward. maybe like, two minutes.
>>697891455
see >>697891322
nothing really triggers. i just dont feel like im accomplishing much if im getting annoyed by some fuckwit. i'll forget about it the next day, anyway, so..
>>697890414
There you go - much better.
>>697890151
Sorry Swordy, I don't take 'em anymore.
>>697891290
This is some next level autfest. Why does the artist even entertain this shit? Actually, why does the artist act the same way?
>>697890012
Once every millennia a request not born of autism is made, this request is coveted by all who shit scribble here, that or you know, someone actually gives me something to draw, I dunno, until then Imma do my quests in FFXIV.
>>697890266
Yes my fellow youth, down with the infrastructure that makes up our society.
>>697891547
>Guy on the left could totally be Helly
Fuck dude.
>>697891628
ANON! Tut Tut! Very naughty indeed darling!
>>697891784
Also I'm Really Fucking Hungry For Some Reason so i went and tossed up some mushroom ramen.
>>697891958
it's true though, don't deny it
>>697891951
No man, I look better than that.
>>697891997
tell me about the ramen
>>697891893
>Sorry Swordy, I don't take 'em anymore.
Well fuck, thanks anyway
and im guessing you're not interested in one of my requests, since i believe i asked before but it wasnt your thing
>>697892063
It's....literallly just beef ramen with cream of mushroom whipped on top of it. Nothing special.
>>697892053
Oh! You are terrible darling so terrible!
>>697890831
oh hey thanks, bug me when its not 4am and ill prolly draw you stuff then.
>>697892413
BUT
it's true though
don't deny it
>>697892486
Hush now darling~
>>697892413
Hey Dream, the sun is setting over the ocean. May we sit next to each other & watch it? May I put my arm around you as well?
What the fuck is wrong with this thread?
I'm like the annoying middle aged woman.
fuck i want help
>>697892056
Yeah I don't doubt it, it's more the facial hair that made me think that.
>>697892563
Not enough tits?
>>697892563
chris is in it
drawfags are asleep
>>697892538
so it's a yes then
>>697892449
Question do you have a tumblr or YouTube or even Deviantart for your art?
>>697891951
worthwhile
nigger
Hi thread
>>697892872
hey there
>>697892770
I made an art blog the other day, not the kinda stuff i do in thread but, hey, its me -if thats what you're into.
http://lymesartstuff.tumblr.com/
i've never used tumblr before this, so have mercy
>>697892074
Well, since your requests are secret, we may never know.
I shall now go and have my coffee and sarnie - I'll be back in a few hours, hopefully our resident narcissist will have left by then.
Thanks for playing you lot <3
>>697893431
>requests are secret
>I could have just asked
im gonna die
>>697893431
Come back later without the noose, bim. You don't need that silly old thing
>>697892840
Yeah, think I'll use that for the name of my next hot album, has a good ring to it.
>>697894004
>analingus
gross
>>697892693
I neither confirm nor deny!
Anon please you're embarrassing me honey~
>>697894004
>eating hairy nigger ass
Fucking nasty, the hell is wrong with you?
>>697893512
rip swweet prinse
>>697894085
>I neither confirm nor deny!
confirm
>>697894004
>Eating shit out of a chimp.
Da fuck's wrong with you?
Harambe was a chimp you motherfuckerREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697894157
noooooo
>>697894213
do it, i know you would
PURE UNADULTERATED AUTISM
>>697894085
Dream, don't play coy and tease us like this. (though admittedly that's hot)
>>697894327
kek
Chris just needs to stop being a sissy and MAN UP
niggger
ayeeee
>>697894533
Shake butt
>>697894533
do you ever use the unholy appendage for anything more than a decoration
>>697894533
AyO gUrL lEmMe StIcK mY dInK iN yOuR pOoPeR
>WHATS THAT DRAWFAGS?
>YOU WANNA CUM ON MY BIG PUFFY BUNNY CUNNY? WELL ONLY AFTER YOU DRAW ME HUMPIN MY BIG BWUVERS
>>697894735
nobody wants to do that
What did he mean by this? >>697894735
>>697894828
>>>/tv/72781425
>>697894735
aw sheit dat sum lolifewtah?
>>697894580
startin off strong tonite
>>697894639
i use it all the time
i'm surprised u haven't seen me use it
>>697894678
nO i'M nOt ThAt KiNd Of GiRl x3c
Rule 34 this girl pls
>>697895071
PlS i WiLl PaY yOu MoNeY tO pUt It In YoUr BoOtYhOlE
>>697894735
Ide be game If I could even draw that
Im drawing slutty milf peach any clothes ideas that wont interfere with the puss or tits?
Hey, did the two anons that planned on drawing Ara ever post their work? I was at work and didn't get to see if so.
>>697894157
>>697894257
HMPH!!
>>697894350
Now now~!
Honestly you anons~
I want a job so bad.
I feel miserable. Disgusting. Im a shit friend who can't keep my emotions in check. :C
>>697895463
Shut up fag
>>697894828
WTF i hate anais now
>>697895071
Yo. Sdfag. Swing by my work, I'm bored as fuuuuuuuck
>inb4 pffft naaaah~
>>697895536
same
>>697895456
>HMPH!!
just say "yeah, i take a lot of dicks", it's not that hard
And i know..... that my world is coming down...... and i know.... that my world is coming down... coming down....
>>697895155
bUt I pOo FrOm ThErE nAsTy
>>697895570
hell nah i'm not leaving my bed for the next 9 hours
>>697895456
Hey dream, lets see more of you in that bikini! Maybe some teasing with the top off?
>>697895456
Dreeeeeaaaaaam~
Don't be like thaaat~
>>697895456
Psst, Dream. Don't forget about me. :3
>>697892562
>>697883645
Any of you faggots want something of your guys' OC? This was created by me using your guys' description last month. Feed me your attention!
>>697895707
I won't be here around that time, I get off at 7... ;-;
What's keeping you up, insomnia?
>>697894735
Blu cat mum is better.
>>697895905
would you be willing to draw Scorpbro?
>>697896074
What is this scorpbro? Is this a new drawfag?
>>697895905
As long as thicc in hot pants are involved, I'm game. And lengthy, wavy hair with cute as fuck front bangs.
Yeah, 'sbout it. I leave the rest to anon or yourself.
>>697894735
we need more good draws
>>697896147
>thick hot pants
>lengthy wavy hair
>cute front bangs
Did you fantasize about your art teacher when you were in highschool by any chance?
>>697895944
>What's keeping you up, insomnia?
nope
terrible decision making~
i'm off to bed i'm fuckin dying
later nerds
>>697896135
That's just a better drawing of Swordbros scorpion-esque character, I called it Scorp on my own.
>>697896016
>>697895905
Unf~ moar
>>697896074
i remember when she drew that, it was my skype profile for a bit
>>697895463
you dont work in da store anymore?
>>697895707
where da appendage
>>697896412
I keep getting fired for having silent mental breakdowns and crying
I want that job back :C
How are you?
>>697895707
LoL i DoNt CaRe BrInG mE dAt AsS
>>697896588
I'm doing fine.
>>697896240
My art teacher was a fat married dude with a ponytail. So yes.
Humor aside, no. Are art teachers supposed to have that girl next door look I'm so infatuated with?
>>697896588
>I keep getting fired for having silent mental breakdowns and crying.
Gotta create a greentext, hang on.
>>697896281
Peace nigga
>>697896783
All you're missing is the spaghetti orange hair color and relatively thick reading glasses and you described 2 of the 3 art teachers i've seen in my lifetime.
>>697896926
Were they old or young?
>>697895456
Can you believe the thirst of the anons? GOSH. Have they no respect for us ladies?
>>697896588
How many fucking times must I say shut the fuck up you god forsaken faggot.
>>697896588
and by im fine i mean shit sux,pls save me my hero,save us all,oh the chosen one
But who will save the sane?
Some people cannot change.
So, walk on by... a fake, tear in your eye... and think, isn't he strange?
>>697897274
mid 30's-40's
>>697895896
Too late, she's too busy thinking of the many dickings she wants to recieve
>>697897318
>THICC as FUCK.
I need to see you naked now ma'am.
We have belief you're packing illegal drugs in your thighs, tits, and possible other areas.
This is purely routine.
>>697897485
she fat, may as well give her to the nig
>>697897463
chris a normalfag tho
>>697884155
bumpin request
>>697897318
niggot fagger detached head faggot nigger flcl smug
>>697896823
>>697896588
>Be me.
>Be a normal guy.
>Go to the store.
>Some guy with a bow comes up.
>He's crying.
>"What's wrong?" I say
>"-People keep saying i'm crazy and an asshole" He responds.
>"Why do they say that?".
>His tears leave his face.
>He's smiling.
>I have no fucking clue of what's going on.
>"-Because they don't believe me when i tell them that men are oppressed and feminism is to blame and-".
>Suddenly, landwhale walks in.
>As soon as she sees us, she gets visibly weaker and infuriated.
>"_THAT'S WRONG, MEN LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON-".
>He slaps the fuck out of her with a shoe.
>"What the fuck man, i mean, she is annoying but not THAT annoying".
>He suddenly breaks into tears.
>His face has regret and satisfaction mixed.
>I walk out.
>I can hear he's getting fired.
>MFW
>>697896074
>>697897890
swordfuck a shit
>>697897356
Help me :c
>>697897418
Im sorry you feel that way sweetie
>>697897643
No im not!
>>697897991
fuck off chris
>>697897824
sounds like a you problem
>>697897824
>be me
>autistic
>it is incredible that anyone wanted to hire me
>cry
>get fired
>mfw
>>697897890
adorable
>>697895654
How about no darling~
>>697895721
Nuh uh uh~~ You've seen enough~
>>697895848
Hmmm okay darling~
>>697895896
I haven't forgotten thats just a lot to request my love
>>697897510
Hush you! I am not!
>>697897318
I think its kinda cute sweetpea~ Anons just want love <3 Though its a pity, I was kinda thirsty for that other TV guy earlier~
>>697898083
Dont cry now. Just find a gun and end it.
>>697897998
You are. You're dime a dozen vanilla scoop white bread. There's nothing special about you.
>>697898083
Nigga you slapped a customer with a shoe of course you're getting fired.
>>697898042
More like a 'can't make stories right' problem
>>697897824
lmao,show me your writings
>>697898158
>Hush you! I am not!
don't lie, slut
i know the truth
>>697898035
shit
>>697898158
Ok, no problem. I'll see you tomorrow for dinner, Dream. Have a nice day, darling!
AM PENCILFAG!
AM BACK!
AM BRING THE SHIT RULE34!
>>697898264
>don't lie, slut
>i know the truth
Oh dear oh dear~ You shouldn't have said that.
>>697898321
You too!! xo
>>697897508
Okay, well were they attractive in the slightest? Instant milf. You should hit them up, see if they're happy with their love life, offer them some young cock.
>>697898366
it's true though
>>697898204
Here's something i made the same day as chris said that he didn't like moku:
I was only 9 years old
>I loved Moku so much, I had all the merchandise and drawings.
>I pray to Moku every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given
>"Moku is love" I say, "Moku is life"
>My dad hears me and he calls me a shitposter
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Moku
>I called him a newfag
>He slaps me and sends me to bed
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel the tip of a tablet pen touch me
>It's Moku
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to my ears, "Any requests?"
>He grabs me with his powerful drawfag hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Moku
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts like hell but i do it for Moku
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Moku
>He somehow draws a mighty request as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Moku looks him straight in the eye and says, "Request delivered"
>Moku leaves through the window
>Moku is love, Moku is life
>>697898360
Am lied, was lurking all along.
>>697898394
(Also, check your e-mail) xo
>>697898473
shit youre good,lets fuk
>>697898451
The two curl haired women were Introvert Radical Feminists. That is the instant turn off.
>>697898625
Ok, gimme dat pooper.
>>697897998
>Im sorry you feel that way sweetie
>sweetie
Chris please stop you are not dream
ripb
