Choice thread
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Choice thread
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>>697856378
>>697856378
derp
,
>>697856823
Rolling
roll
>>697856378
Fuckin hell roll
Ffs another one of these... roll
>>697856823
>1. Computer Rig
>2. Internets
>3. Pool / Garden (use poolboy for sex)
>4. Books
>5. Fridge / Oven / $100 Food monthly (use for basics)
>6. 2 Plates any dish (to supplement monthly food budget)
>7. Home Bar
>8. MDMA / LSD
>9. Sasha
>10. Mark Twain
These are the only choices.
rollll
>>697857647
give me the liver
>>6978563
Poll.
>>697856378
Rollin them dice
>>697856378
Obviously the Gold. I would have 360 pounds of gold from a single day of use. Women could be bought, body guards could be bought, I'd have no need to look into the future or stall time, and teleportation would only be a minor improvement over my planes.
The Gold is op in this.
>>697856378
roll
Aight
roll
>>697856378
Rollum' #1 bitches
>>697856378
I will roll
Roll!
>>697856378
roll
>>697859463
Is #3 Krieger's fucking virtual girlfriend?
>>697856378
Roll
Rollie
>>697856378
rool
Roll nice thread op
>>697856378
rolll
Give me that ring or the dagger
get
>>697859982
yes
Roll
>>697856939
If i choose the "cant be killed" one then the no more than 3 rule cant kill me, so i choose all
Rolling
>>697856823
I take the guns and kill myself, cya later scientists
Roll
Rillin
>>697856378
rawlin
>>697856378
I fucking love these threads.
oh no
>>697860858
Rerillin
Rollin out!
rolldum philosiphorium fagitnigs
>>697860963
Easy
Win
rollin
Op is not a fag
>>697856378
roll
roll
1 and 4 are objectively the best options.
>>697856378
rawlin
>>697861444
trips, checked
>>697856378
Roll
>>697856378
3-7 get
>>697856378
roll
roll
roll
1/2
Reel
roll
Roll
>>697861718
nevemrind, part 2 is too big to post, you'll have ot settle for just this.
>>697856378
All of these are basically stupid, ESPECIALLY the goddamn anal beads.
>>697856378
roll
Roll
>>697856378
I want that ring
>>697859609
This is the greatest.
10/10
>>697862258
this is ok too.
>>697859915
I'll be a grown-ass man and take bitchy niece Hana. I'll make her pay!
>>697856378
Rolling for ZA WARUDO dagger
>>697856378
Either the dagger or the t-shirt. The t-shirt is perfect because whenever you would use it the drawbacks won't affect you. The ability to stop time is OP as shit but I don' like killing or hurting living things
Roll
>>697856378
rollin
>>697856378
Roll
Rolling for six.
>>697856378
rollin rollin rollin
roll
roll
>>697856378
Rollin
>>697856378
ring ring telephoine ring
>>697859609
rolling
>>697856378
roll
>>697862391
Ghost and Fire because fuck defense.
rollin'
gimme the pussy
>>697862391
Haste and Diamond, gimme all the crits!
>>697859322
Four, I need to satisfy some fetish
>>697856378
Rolling
>>697856378
Rolling
>>697856378
rolqwer
rolllll
>>697856823
>PC
>Console
>Video Games
>Water Heating unit
>Internet
>Blonde girl
>Fridge
>Pizza Hut
>Pool
>Cell Phone
>>697856378
The T-shirt really has no downsides to someone who's into wincest
>>697862391
Ghost and Blood, cause free extra hit and that regen baby
sadf
>>697856378
noice. fuckin rollio
>>697856441
roll this guy too
>>697856378
rollerino
>>697856378
rollor
>>697856378
Rolling.
>>697856378
ghjkl
>>697856378
roll
>>697856378
rollin hatin
Rawlins
>>697856378
roll
>>697856378
give gud
More girlfriend choice
>>697861296
Nitric Acid for bodyguard because nothing survives the hammer
Hydrochloric Acid for waifu because she understands me and my anime obsession
Mecury for final boss
>>697856378
ROLL
>>697856378
roll
>>697856823
1 el chapo goozmen plez
no bag...fag!
>>697865280
Got ya covered, bro.
Rolling for the bag. Will take a trip out to the ocean and become the greatest terrorist ever once I throw the open bag into the ocean.
Roll
Yep.
>>697861263
You actin like you something, nigga you ain't nothin. You ain't shit, yous a bitch.
>>697856378
Roring
>>697856559
Big boy, improvement embodiment.
roll
>>697856492
Ring of dreams
>>697865705
Easy, fia with the ability to show her the internet is all and then you can indulge in whatever
Roll
evan
>>697856378
I generally like this images, but this one is stupid. Why does the ring have a "75% chance you lose a limb" instead of just not letting you use it too much or just ALWAYS taking a limb if you use it too much?
How long can you use the glasses at a time?
Why bother putting a 3 day limit on the shitty bag? Just take anything out and put it back every 3 days and the limit is worthless, without a "cannot restore items" limit. Really it should be the "Bag of infinite trash/body/evidence disposal and also can hold a lot of stuff".
Why the fuck do the potions take your eyebrows? If they always took them it would make sense, but they only take them if you need to stay invincible more than 15 hours in a single day? What kind of limit is that, if you're going to waste these by using them 24/7 while awake they're going to be gone in under a week.
>>697856378
asddsadsda
>>697860093
With the cursed pirate medallion, do I turn into a spooky skootal under the light of the moon?
>>697865809
Playing skifree right now because you posted this bastard.
>>697856378
They see me rolling, in this shitty post!
>>697856378
>6
hell yeah son
Rollerino
roll out of interest
>>697856378
roll
>>697857647
Ten dollars. Duh.
>>697856823
>gorgeous porn star
>asian teenager
>full bar
>cocaine
>dog
>movies
>games
>pizza
>subway
>have insane, cocaine fueled 3 day orgy with Sasha Grey and Asian teenager
>stopping only to eat pizza and footlongs
>rest from fuckfest by getting blackout drunk and sleeping for a few days
>wake up from stupor, play video games and watch movies
>repeat
>every week
>for 10 years
the orgies would get boring after a few years, but that's why I brought the dog. nothing spices up an orgy like watching an asian girl take on some k9 cock. also, 10th item would be punching bag, cuz you know them bitches would be driving you crazy after a while.
sign me the fuck up
rollz
.,-
Rollerino
penis
Rollrollroll
>>697856559
Fate magnet and big boy, or fate magnet and fairest of them all
>>697856378
Roll me this
I love these threadsssssssssssssss
>>697857647
>fall asleep instantly and wake up whenever you want
I actually have this "power" and it's pretty sweet.
>need to get up at 10am
>think real hard about as I lay down
>at 3 in the morning
>10am 10am 10am 10am
>snore snore snore
>awake by 930
every fucking time.
Sure, I'll roll
roll
PIGGY ROLL
>>697868124
Dad Beans.
>>697868124
Dad beans, every time.
1 get
Rolling for all
>>697869864
Gimme the Real Jutsu!
roli
>>697856378
life is cruel
Raawl
>>697869864
>>697870185
rollll
>>697859322
6
Honestly don't even see a problem
>>697856378
LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>697856378
rolling for 1
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
rololol
>>697859463
2 or 5
>>697856378
Rollll
>>697856378
rolling for dagger
>>697862391
Haste and frost.
Roll
>>697856823
1. Water heater
2. Garden with pool
3. Books
4. 2 plates
5. Fridge and food
6. Bar
<-- 7. 10/10 blonde
8. Computer (add dev tools & references, no games)
9. Asian lady, she can go home after cleaning and cooking each night.
10. Leafy non-eating product
just rollon by
god-style
>>697870721
>Books
>Computer with no internet
>Leafyishere
What a fag
>>697856378
Rawling
>>697871175
>>697871264
Same applies for this post
>>697871448
Fuck yeah im rich
>>697870983
Well done
>>697856378
roll for dagger or ring
Roll nigga
Rollerz
?
>>697856378
Rollerinu
Roll
>>697871264
>2 chicks
>fag
nice
>>697856378
>>697856492
>>697856559
Virtuous Spirit+Inspired creator seems like easy way to go.
roll
rollolololol
R o l l
>>697856378
;ppr
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>>697859609
iiii
Roll
>>697856378
Roll.
>>697856378
Roiling
roll
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>>697856823
I like this one.
1. Computer. A $2000 computer is pretty damn amazing, considering the monitor isn't going to take a chunk of that price. I fucking wish I could spend that much on a computer.
2. Internet modem. 3GB data monthly kind of sucks, but it's enough, and I can download stuff with the remaining data at the end of each month.
3. 5 PC Games. I don't really get the wording though, do I get 5 new games every month, or 5 total that can cycle every month? The wording is redundant if they always cycle monthly and don't add up. Either way it's entertainment without wasting data.
4. Pool and garden. A pool is decent entertainment, but the ability to talk with someone is important, assuming the poolboy is a real person who can talk. The chosen celebrities suck. Ali would be interesting, if he didn't beat me up for trapping him there.
6. An extra food option, to make sure I don't get bored of gruel too quickly and my poolboy can eat. Two plates is godly, assuming I can pick buffet style plates each containing 2lb of small amounts of different foods I love, to make sure I get a variety of food. 4lb of food total is a LOT daily, and the gruel still gives nutrients.
7. Mcdonalds. Don't fucking look at me that way, picking the Mcdonalds Combo is the only way to get a drink, even the fridge is only stocked with food. This experiment gives gruel, but there's no fucking way I can survive off of drinking shower water for 10 years. Hi-C and Clean Water it is.
8. Toss in the water heating unit, it's just basic and useful. I have enough food and entertainment really.
9. Boxxy, German Shepard puppy. I'll love the fucker.
10. Samsung Galaxy. I can call my family for the first week until they forget me. $100 of downloaded apps, shows, movies, and music each month is pretty great, assuming it doesn't waste my data and has it's own 3G for downloading. If it wastes data, give me 10 movies/boxsets monthly and I'll watch anime and other shit.
ROLLING
rollll
roll
>>697856823
I'll take the 2 guns 5 times each. I'll take 5 copies of the "any person of my choice", and shoot the following 5 people with my new guns:
The person /b/ hates the most
The person /b/ hates the 2nd most
The person /b/ hates the 3rd most
Moot
The person /b/ hates the 5th most
Roll
Roll
poop
rol
rollinrollinrollin
>>697856378
Sexiness gogogo
>>697856378
roll
>>697856378
roll
>>697856378
Roll
roll
please.
>>697856492
Rill
rolling i guess
roll for all choices
>>697856378
Rollerino
Go
Roll
Rollerino
>>697856378
ROLLERENO
Roll
Roll
Re roll
eikkub
roll
rulz
>>697856378
Rawl
come on 7
Thanks for dumping while i was gone anons. I really appreciate it.
>>697856823
1. 19 inch monitor and $2000 rig
2. Samsung Galaxy S3
3. Fridge, Oven and food delivered
4. 30 MDMA/30 LSD monthly
5. Home Bar
6. 5 vidya delivered every month
7. 60 year old Asian MILF
8. Putin
9. 50 inch LCD TV
10. 3 Pizzas everyday
ROll
roll
rororororo
Let's see.
rroollll
Roll
rollaction jackson
roll!!!!!
>>697856378
Rolling for all fuck it
>>697856378
roll
>>697860093
Literally as long as the ring as with you, you wont get withdrawls
>>697856378
roll nigga
>>697856492
roll nigga #2
rolling
Roll
roll
>>697856378
Roll
>>697856378
Rolli
Roll
Rolling for 3 because it's clearly the best
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>permanent loss of eyebrows
my sides
Rollz
rollllll
Rolling for all choices at once... Should be interesting
>>697856378
rolling for 5 since im already repulsive
>>697869447
damnit conrad
>>697856378
Rolling
roll
>>697856823
1.TV
2.PC rig
3.Consoles
4.Modem
5.Games
6.Bench
7.Weed
8.Fridge
9.Asian girl
10.Blonde girl
Best options
Rolllingg
Roll
fuck
Cmon 3 or 7.
>>697856378
rolling ddd
