ITT: Virgins
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>ITT: Virgins
gay niggers from outer space
>>697850857
I feel terrible, should I have another beer?
>>697848137
who you callin a virgin pal?
>>697851330
himself
>>697851621
oh, carry on then
>>697851767
k
>>697851899
>>697851212
That generally just makes it worse dude, you know that
eat a pizza you will feel better
>>697852544
Existing in this state is worse
eat chanko, its better for you
the fuck is a chanko
smoke oil until you're too stoned to feel feelings
Weed is shit
this wonderful stew
https://washoku.guide/recipe/454545
>>697853838
>>697853729
>>697853936
I think you got those pictures backwards m8
Shoot a hooker with a crossbow
it's 5 am here and i'm still here watching this stuff
well oil isn't
chanko = gross weeb shit stew
I wish I could be a virgin again
y
>>697855197
moo
Then I wouldn't have the gay
>>697855545
holy hell katten~
>>697855573
You'd still be gay
>>697855545
Did you watch it
>>697855573
Gay will forever stain your soul
>>697855650
hoi! :D
>>697855901
i have been cooking and eating dinner
Totally not gay.
>>697856457
Unacceptable
>>697856744
nooooooooooooooooo
i was busyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>697856936
UNACCEPTABLE
c-can i be gay too?
>>697857067
yes anon yes you can fufk me
>>697857039
forgiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive meeeeee
be gay
like me
*wink*
>>697856457
why aren't you on discord
>>697857448
I'M DRYnk
HElP EM
>>697857455
Ghuvue me the deiscrod link you fck
>>697857149
n-no the other way around >.<
>>697857455
idk i never used it and no one invite me before
>>697857539
I love you okay ? <3
>>697857067
No
>>697857271
I don't know if I can
>people keep trying to tell me im gay even though im a virgin
>gays say they woyldnt be gay if they were still virgin
whatever assholes
>>697857685
o-oh .. ;~;
>>697857531
Who are you?
>>697857630
I am inviting you.
>>697857938
kkkkkkkkk
>>697857645
much <3
>>697858063
hey Nibi duder
>>697857938
that doggo a qt
>>697857861
Go watch it
>>697857938
a horrendously drunk person
>>697858203
hey
>>697858412
That's completely uninteresting.
I love you guys <3
Even though I don't know you guys very well, I still love you.
>>697858583
I know, pretty awful
top bantz or whatever
>>697858379
but i have a date and The Thing is whats playing
>>697858532
what you been up to~?
>>697858584
dawww <3
>>697858717
I wanna talk and cuddle with you guys, you're the best <3
>>697858863
youre a sweet lil duder
>>697859006
I love you man <3
>>697858717
>date
Make him watch
>>697858717
I am drinking and playing R6 siege, and R6 literally just crashed.
evening all
>>697859273
oh gosh~~~~ <3
>>697859333
no we watch the thinggggggggggg!
>>697859404
ffuuuck
i couldnt get into that game. i always fall back to R6 Vegas 1&2
why couldnt they add a couch co-op in that game
>>697859564
ahoyyyy
>>697859672
Kiss me please
>>697859672
I have altered the date. Pray I don't alter it any further
>>697859873
>:C
>>697859796
thats gay though
>>697859672
>>697859796
This guy might just get along with you better than me :P
>>697860096
It's okay bb. I love you anyone and hhh <3
>>697859672
meh
>>697859564
I must depart.
>>697860176
n-no! its not what it looks like!!!!
>>697860203
<3
>>697860224
i really like the classes they made though. pretty fun weapons and gear! the maps and environment destruction was awesome, but i got tired of playing with people who are either too intense or really bad at it
>>697860613
you never inviteed meeeeeeeeee
>>697860690
acceptable
>>697860096
Can your date kill you with only his barehands?
>>697860237
>>697860714
BUSTED!!!! Explain yourself now, Kat!
>>697860815
he has bear hands so yes
>>697860941
Sounds suitable
>>697860905
he seduced me with his honeyed words!
>>697860714
people tell me im really bad at it.
>>697861594
i doubt that.
>>697848226
For some reason camping scenarios are my shit. If you have anymore that would be amazing
>>697861171
I shall find him and... throw dwarfs at him!!!!!!!!
>>697861171
You're simply a slut
>>697861802
tfw you'll never go camping with a hot wolf boy
>>697861834
how will you find enough dwarfs to use as ammo?
>>697861924
i told youuuuuu
>>697862011
tfw I just go camping with my real boy instead. Tail buttplugs work just as well
>>697862175
Being a slut is bad
>>697862296
hai
>>697862321
i never said i was a good guy
>>697862417
How was the music festival thing?
>>697862434
I wanted to believe
>>697862260
I have stories and I'll share because I'm bored
>>697862593
it was great
saw lcd soundsystem the last night
they were fantastic
>>697862735
believe that i am slut bad kat
>>697862811
LCD Soundsystem is amazing
>>697862811
It went on for multiple days? Oh that's cool
>>697862979
correct
>>697863033
yeah it was 4 days, thursday through sunday
tons o fun
>>697862966
Why are you such a slut
>>697862175
I'll have a visit at Snow White
>4 days
Jesus Christ
In Perth it's never more than a day, and by the end of the day everyone's overdosed, got heat stroke or both.
>>697863437
because people are probably jsut mean to you for the sake of being mean
>>697863440
because my genetics make me
>>697863509
hue okay
>>697863732
Thats stupid
>>697863516
yeah that's true here too
and on the subsequent days you get to see the hungover idiots do it all over again
they have a special 4-wheeler decked out with lights and sirens to cart out the weak
>>697863931
mean people are stupid
>>697863968
Do they take people out who are obviously drugged, but aren't down and out?
>>697864023
I dont care
>>697863732
Slutdom is a choice
Nya
>>697864325
my bidy my choice
>>697864416
nyannnnnn
>>697864301
they don't have nearly enough personnel for that
they just get pissed if they see you with stuff or if you have a beer without a wristband
>>697864655
What is the wristband?
>>697864890
says you're 21
>>697849195
Lost
