99 decides what I say next to mummy wummy
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
99 decides what I say next to mummy wummy
Btw when are we gonna make out?
Hey mom, can you send me a pic of your tits? Maybe even a pic of your pussy? ;)
>>697836770
Mom can I performe the sweet sweet art of fellatio with you're smoking hot body after I give you a nice comforting massage
>>697836770
"hi /b/" from both
>>697837017
roll
>>697836770
My dick hungers for some apple pie.
>>697837101
Kys
>>697836770
If ya'll were to bring me the sliders and a soda, that'd be lovely, but it's not necessary. Try not to spend too much. Love you mom.
dicks out for harambe
omg mom i got drugged and they made me suck a dick am i gay now? I THINK I HAVE FUCKING AIDS HELP ME MOM
mom im gay now
I love you, mom.
Can I get that pussy on the side?
>>697836770
Hey you got that black tar in yet?
Followed by a sorry wrong person
>>697837375
>yesterday
>>697837533
roll
>>697837663
Rollerino
Wanna fuck
>>697837663
roll
>>697837533
Broiling
>>697836770
Is nobody going to acknowledge that he calls them chicken tendies?
Mom can you give me the talk(again if she already did)... I'm horny and i just can't control myself
Why haven't we fucked yet?
>>697837359
reeeeeRoll
This is it I'm going to move out and get a job. I'm not going to be a drain on you and your life any longer. I appreciate everything you've done for me and I'm going to try really hard I love you
>>697837663
This
>>697836770
send pic of titties!
k, love you.
>>697837898
FUCKING HELL ROLL
yo ma something something meatloaf
mom, i´m gay and only you can bring me back to straightness.
mom... I have to tell you something.. I've been masturbating to your clothes again
>>697836770
"Mom, I just wanted to come out to you that I'm gay"
>>697837916
roll
"monster mixed with ginger beer ahhhh"
>>697837995
roll
I want to fuck you mom. I can feel my hard cock going into your nice pussy. Let me see a pic of your sweet tits for me mommy.
>>697837533
Rolling for this
>>697837896
We already assumed op was a faggot>>697837898
I masturbate to you everyday, i don't know what to do anymore. I just can't stop thinking how much i want to suck your tits while i shove my dick deep inside you.
Please, help me.
My penis is stiff
I need cummies mummy wummy
>>697838008
Nigger roll
>>697838034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430qrbCelOs
i wanna fuck the brains outta you mummy ;)
>>697838077
Rawl
>>697838048
Not rolling for this
>>697837017
roll for this
come to my room, i need you for something
>>697837916
Eoll
>>697836770
I know I'm a pain in the ass, and I jack off into the clean laundry, but starting tomorrow I will find a job and stop being such a massive faggot.
>>697838077
welp, rolling
I miss sucking your tits
Mom, something ´s wrong with my wee wee. Can you look at it when you come home, please:
"hey mom can we try something next time dad isn't home? Don't flip though"
>>697836770
say, "Mommy, I need a small share of your delicious titty milk to fully nourish and enhance my attribute of STR to +1 point to kill your faggot husband
meme lol
Mummy i want to fuck you so hard
>>697837533
Roll
>>697838313
Rollen
>>697838313
this
Mom can i ask you a question? How come girls dknt like me sexually...im hot right?
Can I see you naked? I really think it'd bring us closer together.
Mom, could you talk dirty to me? im trying to cum but cant find good porn
asdfasdf
>>697838154
This and when she comes in whip your dick out
>>697837958
ROLLING
>>697838313
Roll
>>697838472
Reroll
>>697838313
And again
>>697837663
Roll
>>697838045
rolling for this
>>697838341
Roll
mommy you're so hot, can you send me some pics of your tits?
I know things have been different since dad passed.. But I was hoping to fill his roll. And fill you with my chicken tendy
>>697838313
Rollers
>>697838509
Again
Im a furry fag mom, the worst kind of fags
>>697838313
Thissss
Roll
>>697838045
rool
>>697838408
this
>>697838579
Fucking Roll
>>697838077
This
>>697838579
roll
Fuck it mom, all the stress has convinced me to kill myself
>>697838313
Getting closer
Ok mom this maybe seems weird but I NEED a sex doll
>>697836770
I've decided to move out and stop being a parasite with no ambition. I jack off all day long to cartoon girls, because I know that deep down everyone is ashamed of me.
I've had sex with dogs,im embarrassed and i need help,my boyfriend wount talk too me after his hamster died inside me,please help me
>>697838077
roll
>>697836770
R u canadafag?
Mom, I wanna sniff your ass. PPPPLLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEE :) :) :) <3
>>697838313
Rawl
>>697838341
Reroll
>>697838722
Winner
>>697838077
Roll for this
Wanna see my pennis? (Send pic of ur pennis)
>>697838579
rolex
>>697838313
Roll
>>697838268
roll
>>697838777
Trips don't lie
>>697838313
This roll
>>697837663
Rolling
>>697838781
roll please op wanna see reaction
>>697838408
Roll
>>697838772
OP here.
Long live America
i'm sorry mom i've been meaning to tell you this, but i think i'm gay. i'll probably just laugh this off and say just kidding or something, but i've been thinking about it for a long time. :( i hope you're not too mad
>>697838722
roll
>>697838313
Rollerino
>>697838756
this
Mommy can you clean my smegma off my wee-wee
>>697838313
This
>>697838604
Getting closer
mom I think I have a tumor in my penis, can you suck it off?
On second thought get me something from fridays and ill give you a massage later
OP gonna fag out
>>697838313
rollerino
>>697838935
Cold
>>697838936
haha yes pls this one
>>697837995
Roll
>>697838934
That
>>697838313
niggerino
>>697838936
Rawlin
Holy shit my mom is so hot dude, I want to fuck her so bad.
Oh shit im so sorry wrong person...
>>697838077
ROLL
>>697838936
Roll
>>697838777
Check em
Rolling for: mummy, I need cummies. Please stroke my dinky stick.
>>697838077
Rollin4dis
>>697838914
Roll
ravioli ravioli can i see your pussyoli
>>697838948
roll
Mom, dad is cheating on You!
>>697838936
Rolling
>>697838777
Check'em
Also rolling for:
I´m hungry for milk, if you know what I mean ;)
>>697838313
Profit roll
>>697838936
roll
I remember seeing you naked when we showered when I was little. But I haven't forgotten what that hairy chicken tendy looked like
This probably seems random but I'm sorry I am such a disappointment. I love you. Don't blame yourself. Goodbye
>>697838936
Fuck yes do this one
>>697837017
Roll
>>697838792
99, not just any dubs
>>697838100
Nigga you are one off
niggers
>>697838936
This
>>697838936
ROLL
>>697838936
Roll
>>697838313
Another
>>697836770
Fuck my tight ass with a strapon mommy. I want you to make me your whore.
>>697839082
Roll
will you suck my dick when dad goes to sleep?
>>697839082
Roll
>>697836770
can i drink your yummy breast milk mummy?
Hey also sorry about those stained shorts in the laundry. I was masturbating thinking of you
>>697838313
Rolll
>>697839142
rolling for this
mum my dick hurts, can you rub it better?
TGI Fridays makes me want to kill myself mom. How could you even ask if i wanted Fridays. im still triggered
>>697839283
Roll
>>697839082
Rolling
>>697839289
roll
OP IS DEAD AND A FAGGOT
>>697838313
this is by far the best
>>697838936
This
Mom, I want to do things with you but.. I don't think you'd consider it. Would you?
>>697838077
RALLY-X
>>697839283
Rolling
>>697836770
why is there a rubber knife in the kitchen?
>>697839283
ROLL
>>697839082
This one
Fuck you op for only taking 99. Threads gonna autosage when something interesting could happen.
And no this is not eligible for the roll
Mom, since a few days I'm masturbating thinking of your pussy
>>697839367
Ayy
yo
>>697839334
reroll
>>697839430
ROLL
>>697839408
Still here nigger
>>697839283
Roll pls
>>697838077
rolll
Mom, I'm sorry for being such a jerk and not appreciating you. I love you and am so glad you're my mom. I hope soon our relationship can grow closer than ever before!
Love,
Your adoring son
>>697838936
op died... roll
>>697839430
Roll
I love you
Not in the way you think i really love you The single thought of you, gives me this sudden urge to be with you and to enjoy the sweetness of your soft skin and your exhilarating odors. I mean, the smell of your breath, the smell of the sweat under your arm pits and the exciting aromas harbored between your beautiful, gorgeous tights.
Mom i want to fuck you
>>697838936
THIS
>>697839334
roll
Mom send me Nudes
My dick want no more life cream in it.
Bitch
>>697839283
Rolll
Ask if she can ride you. Tell her you need to practice sex, so when you get a girlfriend.
>>697839600
THISSSSS
Love you Mom, never forget that :)
I found a rubber horn in your bedroom, can I play with it
can i face fuck your arse
>>697839572
Roll for loving mother son relationship
>>697838936
rolling
>>697836770
Ill give you some of my tendies, under my dick.
>>697839572
Roll
>>697839600
This one
mom can I fuck you?
>>697839334
rollin
>>697839510
Roll
>>697839600
roll
>>697839600
fuck so close
I need to bury my tongue between your legs. Your clitoris will never be safe again while I'm around.
>>697839283
This
>>697839600
THISSSS
>>697838313
Rollll
>>697839334
rollan
what a faggot, tendies? for god sake op, have some dignity.
>>697839600
rollin for this
>>697839691
reroll
I've got a diamond hard cock with your name on it
>>697839774
This One
>>697839600
rollin'
>>697839399
Mom your a nigger
I hope Trump deports you back to africa
>>697839600
roll
>>697839600
someone get already
>>697839334
rollen
>>697838077
roll
>>697839822
Roll
>>697839691
reroll 2.0
>>697839600
roll
>>697838313
Rolling more
>>697839600
roll
>>697839762
Roll
>>697836770
dad's pullout game is pretty weak if you ask me
>>697839334
rollrollroll
>>697839822
Rorr
>>697836770
Can you take me to the dr?
My cum tastes weird.
Bored, plz text
(586) 610-4465
>>697839283
RollIng For this
This is fucking horseshit man
Mom, look at this website!
>>697836770
>>697839691
reroll 3.0
>>697839600
rolllll
>>697839900
WINRAR
>>697839334
rolling on my roll
Mommy send me nudes
The bitch escaped again. Get the tranquilizers and I'll see you in 15.
Get
>>697838077
Roll
Hmmm op is not repling...
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>697840004
Autism
>>697836770
ill meet my loved boyfried now. see ya later
he almost ate a huge black dick too but i didnt stop him
>>697840000
Oh cool
>>697839822
Rolling
>>697839600
FUCKING SOMEONE GET 99
>>697838313
Last roll
i hate niggers
>>697839600
this thread will die before OP even gets an answer
>>697839334
roll on my rolling
>>697839572
Rolling for this. Respect your moms.
succ me you cunt
When you get home I'm gonna dry fuck you. Tell dad he can't watch.
>>697840014
Rolling for this
>>697839980
qeq roll for this
>>697838936
this
>>697840065
roll
ravioli ravioli can i see your pussyoli
>>697840000
quads m8
>>697840014
Reroll
>>697840000
check'd
>>697840004
No, not winrar, faggot.
>>697840100
Because OP is a mega cunt
GET
>>697838936
Roll
>>697840118
roll
>>697838936
this roll
>>697840167
Roooooll
>>697838313
roll
>>697836770
roses are red
violets are blue
me and daddy know that we both love you
>>697840000
You can get quad but no dubs? Faggot
Mum, you know I love you right? I mean the kind of love where I always think about you, get hard over you and want to make love with you. Will you please fuck me?
I like the smell of your dirty panties :)
>>697839600
>>697839900
>>697840000
>>697840100
wtf guys get your shit together
>>697840000
Chekd also check em
rolling niggers
Mom, I know this might sound weird, but I really want to fuck you. I've wanted to fuck you since I was 12. I masturbate to you every night. Please stick my cock inside you.
What does dad's cock taste like?
>>697840065
this
Can we fuck?
>>697839774
roll ;)
>>697840261
roll
>>697840295
Lol this
>>697840295
roll
>>697840295
>this
Mom, how would feel about having a daughter rather than a son?
Nobody's gonna roll 99. OP is a giant faggot
rwal
>>697838077
Rolling
>>697840392
Reroll
>>697840298
jesus christ so close
if 99 say I love you Mom <3
>>697838313
roll
OP HERE
You guys are a bunch of fucking losers who fall for anything.
Do you REALLY think I would send my loving mother "Yo gimme dem tits, bitch XDD"
Go jerk off to anime tits you fucking losers.
Why haven't we fucked yet?
can me and dad tag team your arse until you shoot kahoots out your snub snob?
>>697838077
rooolll
>>697840273
roll
>>697840295
Roollll
Suckle my dick mumy
<3
>>697838579
kek roll
>>697838313
roll
>>697840448
Called it
>>697840418
ROLL
>>697839600
nigger
>>697840484
roll
>>697840448
Nice try but nobody who gets tendies writes like this
>>697836770
How many times did you have to suck a cock before you got good at it mummy? I can't seem to get the hang of it.
I've been dreamin bout that puss
>>697840295
Roll
Mom, I killed a nigger, the cops are here what do I do?!
if 99 delete her from facebook and refuse to readd her
>>697840440
Be a good son and do this
I want to cum on your face after I sucked dry your tits.
>>697836770
hey mom, do you know why my peepee is getting big when i look at you?
>>697840448
Gimme anime tiddies
>>697840609
Roll
k bye love u mom
>>697839600
rip no one got 99 and thread is dead
Hey Mom, can I help out around the house a bit more? I don't have enough responsibility.
Tonight I'm going to suck your huge cock...
>>697840666
devil trips
>>697840295
Reroll
I love you mom, have a good day :) <3
>>697840484
rull
>>697840666
calm down satan
Mum ur da brest
>>697840666
this fag got 666
>>697837015
roll
>>697840295
This Pls
>>697839142
Oh baby
>>697840602
Rolling for this
You're the best mom ever ! :)))
>>697840702
Roll
sex?
Mum, I killed a negro woman today. She wanted to meet for sex and I just strangled her to death. Can you help me hide her body? IM SCARED MUM
>>697840666
>>697840000
Quads and satan trips wasted
if 9 say "I love you Mom, but seriously where are my tendies?"
>>697840620
Roll
Hey mom, ignore that goo in your panties
>>697838313
Roll.
Please break the curse
>>697840448
You should tell her you want to kill yourself, since you're a faggot. Also tell her to piss on your dead body and feed it to the hobos down the street.
>>697837017
roll
>>697839334
Roll
>>697840812
roll
We should do more things together, like cinema
Fuck this. Thread is cursed
When was the last time you and dad fucked?
>>697840858
Reroll
Mom I'm a faggot
nah mainee
>>697840641
roll
>>697840199
That´s it, mom, I NEED to tell you something. I just discovered that I like guys. I love to see the bulge between their legs when I bend over.
I think the only woman I still like is you mom. Only your tendies can get these feeelings under control.
Only your silky milkies can turn me into a man again.
If you say no, I´ll kill myself live on Tweeter.
I´ll be waiting for you.
XOXO
>>697840812
Roll
>>697840666
SATAN, NO
>>697837017
roll
lick me
Send nudes bitch
Mom, time to do a wash, your panty drawer is empty and I need a clean up rag...
I love chicken tendies more than you.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Mom I love you. Like I'm in love with u bb cum got sum fuk
>>697840295
rollink
Its statistically impressive that's no 99 got rolled
>>697840295
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS
mom random question, how would you feel about having a son that masturbates to drawings of little kids?
>>697840812
rolll
the thread that ripped
>>697840911
Oh the coincidence
99 just before the thread is deleted
>>697840812
re roll
Mom, I like men
Mom I want to have sex with you
>>697841005
Frrr
My dick, your puss, squished together
>>697840295
Come the fuck on pls this
Fgt mom bitch
>>697840918
ROLLING
>>697840295
Wowzers. This.
Can you please send me a pic of your tits? I really just want to fuck you mom...
Mom your underwear from yesterday tasted weird, maybe you should see a doctor
Mom, do you think that trap are girls ?
>>697840448
>>697836770
>Calls us losers
At least we don't say we want Chicken Tendies. What a fag
>>697841101
roll
>>697841101
Please
>>697841107
Roll
>>697840295
roooooooll you fokking fgt get 99
>>697840991
ROLL
ENOUGH
I'V HAD ENOUGH YOU FOOLS
I AM THE DUBS GOD
C-C-C-C-CHECK 'EM
>>697840295
ROOOOOOLLLlLLlLLLLLL
Mom, did you know that he miss Amandine so much ?
>>697840295
rolling roll
I love you Mom, but if you don't reply to my message you'll die in your sleep tonight
>>697838077
rollers
Can I see your tighty whities
>>697841266
reroll
I hope I get 99
>>697840295
Fucking roll
i love black dick mom
Mummy can I trade in my good boy points for a blowey Joey?
I have a lot of sexual dream about you, what can I do ???
>>697841266
Roll
>>697840918
roll
>>697840295
Roooolllll
>>697841266
Rolling
>>697838313
rolling
Mummy will stroke my hard throbbing cock while I suck on your teets. We can make Dad watch and if he's a good boy we let can him join.
You cunt, I know you cheated on dad. I'll keep quiet but you gonna have to put that ass to work.
>>697841266
roll 2.0
>>697841266
rel
I saw your dildo..
>>697838114
>99
>>697841266
roll
