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Just a poorfag having dinner what are you richfags enjoying?
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>>697815889
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>>697815889
>2016
>still consuming animal products
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Eatin' yo mama
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>>697817126
The best way to categorized veganism is an eating disorder.
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>>697815889
>poorfag
>eating steak
>with a knife
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>>697815889
The American
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>>697817319

When you develop heart disease diabetes, high blood pressure, and/or have a stroke, remember you stated that.
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>>697817498
>The American

The Amerifat.
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>>697815889
Holyfuck... Is that actual meat? How are you poor?
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>>697815889
>Paper plates

how fucking old are you?
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yummy, taco is the best
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>>697815889
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>>697817521
>triggered
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>>697817294
xddd
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>>697815889
whats wrong with that steak, it looks grey and sickly. did you sear it at all?
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>>697817521
My girlfriends sister is a vegan, and she has to go into the hospital every month because shes a vegan and consistently has digestive problems. Then again, she also lives on beer, weed, and french fries. Yes she is that retarded. She is also one of those instagram feminazi types as well.

Also, why is my grandma still alive at the age of 93 after years of using lard to cook everything?
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>>697817126
>not understanding that humans evolved to be omnivores.

At what age did you drop out of school, hippy?
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>>697815889
that steak looks fucking disgusting

also
>fries under steak
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>>697817845
this was my question also
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>>697818032
appeal to nature fallacy
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>>697817845
Looks pan-seared to me. Hopefully OP at least got it to be around medium-ish max.
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>>697817992
Point out to your girlfriends sister that many beers are brewed using fish swim bladders.
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Some shrimp
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>>697818084
Mmmmm bloody French fries
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>>697817992
>Also, why is my grandma still alive at the age of 93 after years of using lard to cook everything?

That's the minority, not the majority. Nice fallacy.
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>>697815889
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>>697818303
She doesn't drink Guinness, she drinks Miller Lite
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>>697818270

That looks like a steak that simmered on low heat for 20 minutes. Wtf are you talking about mate.
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>>697815889
Carbs on carbs OP. You must be 300lbs
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>>697818587
This looks delicious. I'm going to go make some rice, can you give me some of this to put on top of it?
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>>697818439
>That's the minority, not the majority.
People in western countries never have consummated as much meat in history of mankind as they are doing today. Most of us eat meat daily. Life expectancy is at an all-time high too. While I'm not saying that we live that long because of meat, it certainly didn't harm us much.
Tree-cuck.
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>>697818191
Your body literally can't function without meat. That's why most vegans are on deaths door 24/7. Not to mention its hella expensive to go by the correct vegan diet that ensures you don't fucking die after 9 years of depriving your body of its needs.
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>>697818405
What recipe are you using, anon? That looks like some shrimp etouffee
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>>697818620
The upper-right hand corner looks like it came into contact with the side of the pan.

>simmered on low heat for 20 minutes
That actually wouldn't be too bad if the heat were dry and if it wasn't over-cooked (then set it quickly on a cast iron pan until properly browned). Think of it as reverse searing.
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>>697815889
Aiki noodles.
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>>697818880
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU
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Pussy
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meat is delish, just kill the animal quickly
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>>697815889
dildos and steak dildos and steak
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>>697817992
Your girlfriend's sister is unhealthy because she's retarded, not because of being a vegan. It's the failure of doing something well.
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>>697816924
TRUMP SUPPORTER FOR SURE!
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goml
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>>697818587
Is there a specifc name for this dish? I've seen it a few times but don't know what it's called. Looks great and I wanna make it.
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>>697818587
So frozen vegetable mix with some chicken thrown in there?
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>>697818986
>Tree-cuck
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just finished eating but I didn't into picture.
homemade chicken casserole
garden salad
green beans
glass of iced tea

bologna
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>>697817673
EAT UP IF TRUMP GETS IT THERE GOES THE TACOS!
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>>697820030
'frozen vegetable mix with some chicken thrown in there'
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>>697815889
>eating steak
Can't be poorfags if you can buy steak
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>>697820012
every fucking thread.
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>>697819819
>Vegan
>Not Retarded

These are mutually exclusive.

[spoiler]To attack your argument's logic itself. She's unhealthy because she's retarded AND because she's a vegan. If she was not retarded, she would not be unhealthy, but if she was not a vegan she would also not be unhealthy.[/spoiler]
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>>697815889
I find your lack of veg disturbing.
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>>697815889
I'm dieting
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>>697820208
Perfect for a poor faggot like me.
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>>697815889
Might have a can of fish to go with it. Not sure.
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>>697818986
>Life expectancy is at an all-time high too

Because of medications and nursing homes, you moron. And these same elderly people requiring medications to live have dietary preventive diseases.

Damn you're stupid.
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>>697815889
Looks better than what I ate. I hate a turkey sandwich. Only turkey. And a mini bag of lays chips.
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>>697819128
not him but this is ignorant denial: the post. jesus fucking christ i ain't even vegan but am mad at you
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>>697820163
>bologna

that was my captcha. it ended up in my post because I am a retarded.
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>>697815889
>poor
>eats meat
ok
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>>697820327
I'm not even saying it's bad food.
Sure, fresh veggies are always better, but they also cost more and usually, frozen vegetables don't lose that much of their vitamins.
It's gonna taste pretty bland though, if you don't season it.
Eat it with rice and you have a decently healthy, fast meal.
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>>697820005
Nice attempt to stump the Trump.
But your silly pictures are no match for the emperor.
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>>697817673
That looks good.
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>>697820551
your* stupid
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>>697820571
My favorite
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>>697815889
>Just a poorfag having dinner what are you richfags enjoying?
>poorfag
>eating a full and large meal

Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or you actually think this is a meal a poor person would be able to eat.
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Eat once every 3 days.
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>>697820814
>troll
>b8
>or illiterate and ignorant

Can't tell.
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>>697820276
That's not a meal for a dieting.
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>>697820859
He even has the good type of fries, the tosser.
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>>697820781
dang, i have this gif
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>>697820936
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>>697820012
thats a saved img i remember that in a what is /b/ having for breakfast /thread
idc if b8
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>>697820936
>Eat once every 3 days.
>Eat once every 3 days else diabetes
>FTFY
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>>697820936
is the middle part raw cookie dough?
I'm not even a fattie but that's got me semi erect.
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>>697820846

Regurgitating unoriginal memes as a defense or statement is retarded. Having debates irl or the net is good exercise for the brain and you might learn something.
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>>697820996
Pray tell what is?
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>>697820936
Wooooooow
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>>697815889
Nothing, I work nights so I just woke up and I'm not hungry yet.

Will probably eat some chips on my first break though
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>>697820936
I'm sure this would confirm my pre-diabetic symptoms.
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>>697821116
vitamin b8
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>>697821200
Something that doesn't include heaps of peanuts.
Too much fat. Rest looks good.
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>>697820276
I've seen this exact picture a few days ago on this /b/
Got a lot of leftovers?
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>>697820551
Try to prove that old people need medication because of a meat-based diet and not because they are fucking old. You can't. Not to mention that most vegans eat much more unhealthy (aside from being vegan) than your average omnivore like me. I've seen enough vegans eat vegan gummy bears, chips and other shit all day.
Meat is wonderful, but just as with medicine if you take too much you harm yourself.
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>>697820996
if he lessened the portion, it would be ideal.
the nuts helf for carbs and obviously the veg is nutritional. as long as you burn the extra
calories off
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>>697815889
My dinner was booze, it's gonne now
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>>697820030
>>697820208

Basically what this guy said^

400g of chicken filet, sliced and diced, fried in a pan on its own.

500g of classic chinese vegetable wok, frozen, woked in oil on its own.

Once chicken is done throw it in with meat and mix well.

Proteins, carbs, vitamins, all a motherfucker needs.
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>>697821557
>Try to prove that old people need medication because of a meat-based diet and not because they are fucking old. You can't.
>you can't

A plethora of studies says otherwise. When most seniors of America suffer from dietary related diseases, yes, they require medications to live.

Your ignorance is on full display. Congrats.
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>>697821557
>I've seen enough vegans eat vegan gummy bears, chips and other shit all day.

What is a fallacy?
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>>697821621
I've been on a strict diet for three weeka now, no cheat days or whatevs, and that pic almost makes me cry.
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>>697821621
yum a hand full of heart attack
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>>697821961
>it's you
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>>697821812
mix with vegetables*
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>>697821671
They have 16% carbs at 50% fat.
So please elaborate on your theory.
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>>697820571
That's cold man
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>>697815889
Can't eat tonight paycheck does not come until the 5th.
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>>697821557
>Meat is wonderful,

Top killers of Americans are heart disease and strokes. Number one risk factor for heart disease and strokes: excess cholesterol in the body.

Only source of dietary cholesterol: animal products (e.g. meat, dairy and eggs).

Plant-based foods cholesterol content: 0.

I win; you lose.
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>>697821778
Welcome to my life, had lunch at work and just trying to black out at this point.
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>>697821476
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>>697822220
Oh, well i guess you learn something new every day, huh. I always thought it was mostly carbs. im gonna lay off the nuts. either way though
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>>697818986
>consummate
Are they really having sex with their meals anon?
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>>697820936
>I approve
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When I'm poor and theres nothing around the house except like... shit to make grilled cheese, I scrounge up a few bucks buy some hamburger meat and bacon.

>Grilled cheese x2
>Hamburger (season)
>Bacon
>Top with favorite condiments
>Use grilled cheese as buns

<3
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>>697821812
Do you put any spices in there?
Seems kinda bland to me. Also what do you eat it with?
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>>697821395
I need protein to support my cycling habits.
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>>697821959
>What is a fallacy?
Saying that people who eat meat will suffer from dietary related diseases, just because people who have shitty eating habits which involve meat do.
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>>697822471
Yeah, honestly it came as a big surprise to me as well that most nuts are loaded with fat.
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>>697815889
I have the same knife
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>>697822541
Then just put chicken breasts in there.
Zero fat, lots of protein.
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>>697822761
they seem like they'd be healthy, i have a strange attachment to pistachios
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>>697822545

Consult a brain surgeon. You need a neuro lobotomy coupled with permanent castration. Do not reproduce.
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>>697818587
i just know you are norwigian.
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>>697822304
Are you that retarded? Yes, eating too much might kill you, but that doesn't mean that you should completely stay away from meat.
>excess cholesterol
>excess
get a dictionary, look up excess.
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>>697818405
Shrimps look overcooked to fuck bro
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>>697822907
It's just this usual thinking of 'Oh, it grows on plants and it's mostly unrefined, so it has to be healthy'.
It's easy to fall into that trap with all the heatlh bullshit floating around.
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No dinner yet but this was my breakfast. Keep eating poor, poorfags.
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>>697817992
I'm vegan, never had a health problem.

However, all this "don't eat meat" preaching is annoying as fuck. I have a feeling the people spamming this Arnt actually vegans, and just wanna bait.
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>>697821621
>>697820936
The deadliest meal
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>>697823017
I have three healthy children who all eat meat. Can you even get a boner on leaves and water?
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>>697823208
>stock image
Who do you think you're fooling
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>>697823208

A hunk of sashimi and an egg. Yay.
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Sadly all gone now
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Nothing, I'm fasting for a flat stomach.
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>>697822880
My dietician says some fat is necessary to absorb all the foliage
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>>697823208

You do know it's incredibly easy to reverse image search these days?
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About to cook this meal
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GENERAL TIP: When eating avoid looking at your phone/computer, also avoid working or reading anything. This makes you concentrate on what your eating and you notice the flavours and textures more. It can seriously cut down on the amount you eat; also eat off of red plates and use smaller crockery.
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>>697823017

It's been proven when plants are killed - they scream.

It's sick that you wont eat something that can show it's in pain, but okay with eating something that can't show its pain or be heard by the human ear.

Some real mental problems you have there buddy.
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I had a ham & Swiss omelet with mixed veggies + toast and jam.
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>>697817673
>Not eating soft tacos
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>>697823802
>cook
>meal
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>>697823904
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>>697823639
Well, if your dietician gave you like a full meal plan, I'm not gonna argue against it.
The ratio of peanuts still seems a bit excessive. In theory, he's right though. There has to be some fat.
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>>697823216
>waaa you cant say dont eat meat unless your vegan
>your non vegan anti meat bait is triggering me


typical annoying vegan cunt.
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>poorfags
>no one has said chili
A pot of chili can last me a week and cost less than 10 bucks even with meat.
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>>697824097
She*

Sexist
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>>697823904
GENERAL TIP: looking at your phone/computer doesn't harm your cooking ability.
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>>697821892
>studies say otherwise
Posts links or it's fake
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>>697823207
Yeah, true. It's strange to see that i can have a civilised conversation on /b/, even if it's about nuts...
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>>697824201
What the fuck did you just fucking....Well, you know the rest.
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>>697822516
>2016
>eating beef

fucking ew dude
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>>697821778
He needs some milk.
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vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/10908500/r
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>>697824100
Complete retard.
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>>697824295
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>>697823208
TINY TOAST

EAT THE BABY TOAST IN FRONT OF ITS PARENTS
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>>697824392
you beat me to that post.
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>>697822429
He needs some milk.
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>>697824310
>2016
> sucking this many dicks
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>>697824634
>projecting this hard
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You look quite wealthy. I'm having a can of sardines that I got for $0.85.
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>>697824273
>It's strange to see that i can have a civilised conversation on /b/
They are getting more rare, that's for sure.
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>>697823023
not him, but i'm norwegian, and i eat that
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>>697821778
The mighty Edgelord walks among us
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>>697815889

Fuck wow I had steak and corn too.
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>>697823208
As if that's any good or expensive.
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Just fajitas so nothing special.
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>>697824849
Maybe you're schizophrenic and you are actually OP?
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>>697817498
as a non american I must ask, how does DR Pepper taste like?
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>>697815889

A little fried chicken, potato salad and home-made rolls with home-made gravy. (My cook is really good!)

Really, though, you'd be surprised how many richfags eat pretty much what everyone else does.

Fancy foods and fancy dinners are for dates and special occasions.
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>>697822538

I use a mix called Piffi (salt, pepper, chili, onion etc etc), and some paprika powder, maybe some oregano or some grinded cumin.

I used to throw noodles or rice in the mix, but i primeraly eat this sort of thing to lose weight so ive started skipping those carbs/cals. Lost 40kg in 6 months.
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>>697816924
that bowl looks like it gets clogged daily
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>>697824100
What did i just read
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>>697816924
Mah nigga
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>>697824954
Found the mexican.
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>>697817126

>2016
>Next: you'll be screaming, "I'M A VEGAN!" at us. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Besides, meat is delicious!
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>>697825018

Nah that corn looks awful, mine was good.
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>>697825020
prunes, what theyre made from
southerners love it i cant stand it
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>>697825126
Good for you, buddy.
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>>697818405

Man, you destroyed that fucking shrimp.
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>>697818405
Shrimp Creole. not ettouffee.
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>>697825020
like fruity coke, not good 3/10
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I never understood the idea of being a vegan because it hurts animals
Aren't plants aware of their surroundings and striving for their survival?
What the fuck is the point not to eat animals?
Is it because they're cute, can scream and bleed and that we too are animals?
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>>697825245
Eurofag here. I hate Dr Pepper too.
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>>697824738
uh, nice. living near alesund?
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>>697824954
unless that's Powerade Zero you're also getting 50 cal/serving from your drink.

>>697825020
Like chewing 5 gum
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>>697815889
>meat
>poorfag
nope
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>>697825406
It's Powerade Zero... Is that a good thing?
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>>697820169
Being so dumb that you actually think the brain washed are trump voters.
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>>697815889
richfag checking in. (net worth>$1million, annual salary>$300k, top 1% of earners and holders of wealth in the US).

I'm eating some leftover angel hair pasta with marinara and Italian sausage my wife made two days ago. Extra parm.
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>>697825493
>poorfags have been hunting their meat for centuries
really?
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>>697823023
Im the guy. Yes I am.
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>>697825020
Using coke as a base, it's a bit heavier, but smoother. With a mixture of spices? It's really hard to describe.
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>>697820005

>Fixed that for you.

>You're welcome!

Now go eat a bag of dicks.
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>>697817673
Looks good, but it deserves a good beer, not a desperados
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>>697825558
It's a smart thing. Sports drinks have electrolytes and whatnot but they often have more sugar than you'll need (unless you're out exercising).
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>>697817521
my aunt lives vegan and gets fatter and fatter
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>>697817673

Those look good except for way too much cheese. How do you taste anything else with all that cheese?
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>>697822220
its the good fat that dont kill ya dummy
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>>697825945

That's because even vegans aren't supposed to eat whole bathtubs-full of food all at once!
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>>697815889
Is that a steak? It looks like a smoker's lung.
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>>697825020
pic related
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>>697820936
how to: kill yourself without rope | part 1
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>>697826023
It's still fat.
Whether it's 'good' or 'bad' fat doesn't matter concerning calories.
When dieting, you generally want to avoid fat either way.
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>>697825020
i like it.
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>>697826366
You shouldn't be ashamed of yourself
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>>697821892
Thousands of studies show otherwise, and meat is extremely healthy in moderation, especially with red meat. Americans health problems in old age come ls from bad eating habits and the abundance of sugar and processed foods.
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>>697826370
>When dieting, you generally want to avoid fat either way.
Yeah, if you're on a faggy diet. If you're on a low-carb diet you can get lots of fat.
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>>697819128
I'm a vegan. Not even remotely close to deaths door, and it's not very expensive. You could say tedious, yes, but not expensive.
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>>697815889
>poorfagging
>two ears of corn and baseball steak
PICK ONE YOU OPULENT DUMBFUCK
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>>697826128
Low and slow, man. None of that gross charred shit on my meat.
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>>697825020
If you're asian, they make cough syrup in dr pepper flavor over there, which is why dr pepper is unpopular over there.
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>>697826598
Lol is it because you have no balls, or your girlfriend is vegan
Wait...of course you don't have a GF

So how'd ya lose your balls?
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>>697826589
In which case you still wouldn't want to eat peanuts because they have carbs.
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>>697826719
That's flavor dawg.
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>>697826366
Potatoes, boiled pigeon, and intestinal worms?
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>>697826128
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>>697825020
Like peppery (seriously) smooth coke.
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>>697825245
>>697825294
>>697825406
>>697825714
>>697826170
>>697826396
>>697826737
So it's like cherry coca cola?
I'm European btw
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>>697826897
grose
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>>697823017
Are you retarded?
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>>697826805
Umm what? That makes no sense. I still have my balls, and my wife isn't vegan (though she is vegetarian). This must be bait.
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>>697816924
Are there gummi worms in your beverage?
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>>697826951
It's allegedly 21 flavors mashed together, so yeah, I'm betting cherry is in there, they're similar I guess.
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>>697820276
What is portion control.
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>>697826853
Correct. Almonds and brazil nuts are the way to go then.
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>>697827037
MEN EAT MEAT OR THEY ARE NOT MEN.
WIFE?!?! LOL MY ASS.
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>>697827086
Those are electric willys, faggot.
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>>697820012
Old copy pasta.
Fgt
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>>697827169
You can eat as much vegi as u want that looks like at most 100 calories of füd
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>>697827094
23, retard. It's written on the god damn can.
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>>697825298
They're sentient and plants are not.
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>>697826951
Cherry coke is usually what restaurants offer if they have it and not dr.pepper, so it's close in taste. Dr Pepper is more pronounced though.
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>>697825020

Peppery coke with a hint of cherry. Have you ever had a Mr. Pibb? Pretty much the same thing. I live in the midwest and can confirm most people jerk off to it around here, and in the south. I don't mind it, but it's not one of my faves. If I could choose my favorite Cherry soda it would definitely have to be Cherry 7-up. God tier soda. Pic related.
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Dank ass hallumi//satay home made stir fry
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>>697827671
That looks so good . I will post a cum tribute to honor your fine meal if anyone wants to see it
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>>697815889
>2016
>eating

I literally haven't eaten anything in a month, have just been drinking water. Not feeling hungry either. What the fuck is wrong with me? Is it all my fat deposits for being a fat fucking piece of shit no life basement dwelling loser that's sustaining me?
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>>697825020
Its the grossest fucking shit you can imagine.
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>>697827792
Could you do a slit wrist tribute?
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>>697815889
fuck I had a big mac you lucky fagget
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>>697827955
No but I will cum tribute thanks for your'e response /b/rother.
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Beer
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>>697815889
Only the finest for this rich fellow.
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>>697817712
what is this ? looks fucking good
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>>697815889
what the fuck is wrong with your fries?
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>>697821892
but that's wrong, you fucking retard.
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>>697828125
Deconstructed heuvos rancheros
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>>697817712
What am I looking at
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>>697824201

*Sexist

Masculo-heterophobic stupidist.

Probably a virgin, too.
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>>697828125
It's fries, lettuce, and cucumbers piled on top of disappointment.
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>>697818587
>frozen food

KEK!! dat poor life quality
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>>697828255
>>697828271
Answered
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>>697827364
that looks disgusting
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>>697815889
Looks good to me, all I had today was a sandwich
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Idc man, that will always b a bomb dinner for me
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>>697828110
>arrogant bastard
>beer
Pick one. Shits so overhyped it's about as tastey as steel reserve
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>>697824531
that's a sick call meal in the army
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>>697827086

>REAL MEN put gummi worms in their BEER!
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>>697825020
its coke as a base with 22 added flavors

really.

pretty good, if you concentrate you can taste all the subtle flavors.
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>>697815889
Is that all just for you? Holy shit, you can survive without gorging OP
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>>697828495
What kind of sandwich. Poorfagging Bologna or a 3000 calorie monster from subway?!
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>>697828255
Where are the eggs, salsa, cheese, tortilla, and pretty much any part of juevos rancheros? And why are there hotdogs, crescent rolls, fries and cucumbers?
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>>697828580
LOL no. Coke and DP made by two different companies. DP isn't buying coke to make their product.

Fucking retard
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>>697819128
Retard. Obviously you know nothing about veganism.
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>>697828666
Subway sandwiches don't have nearly that calorie count, retard.
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>>697828709
Oh so you were able to tell what that dish was, unlike the two fucking morons who asked "hurr durr was is das?!" Congrats on your visual acuity
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>>697828786
the cola flavor is the most prominent flavor i meant.
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>>697828950
I bet you are one fat fuck. Are you saying it wouldn't be possible to order a 3k sammich from subway? Meatballs bacon extra cheese mayo sauce etc.
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>>697815889
Starving myself like a boss
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>>697828979
>Damage control because he didn't know what juevos rancheros were
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>>697829150
Even with all that, you're still only at around 1000 calories.
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>>697829126
then don't say "coke as a base" moron. Say "coke like flavor" or some shit. Jesus Christ. Is English not your first language
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>>697827792
Do it
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>>697829307
>Meatballs bacon extra cheese mayo sauce etc.
>only 1000 calories

Hah.

>>697829417
English is my first language, and I understood intuitively that what he meant was the coca cola flavor as a base flavor. Get the stick out of your ass and blow it.
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>>697815889
you know you could save some money if you didnt eat so god damned much. christ you must be some fat fuck
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>>697824954
Yummy.
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>>697829594
Go ahead, go to their website, check the calories. I'll wait.
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>>697829417
what a fucking autist lmao.
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>>697824954
what kind of slob-ass bastard eats at his computer?
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Last nite was grill
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>>697829874
Is this a joke
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And tonite its Harch chile chicken tamale. Another three hrs away
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Not a joke i made salsa, and yams and pork
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>>697815889
That looks good dude
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>>697830022
well we can't eat it like that
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>>697829594
>goes to paint store
>asks for white as a base, and some color
>which white anon
>white base
>gets paint back
>paints room, shocked it's not the same color
>bows head in shame

TFW specifics matter
TFW you're a fucking moron

INB4 behr premium paint primer all in one master race

WEW LAD
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>>697820571
>bread

Disgusting amerifat.
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>>697830098
jasmine?
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>>697830098
>eat raw vegis
>wait 5min
>vomits

HEY CHECK OUT MUH SALSA
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>>697825950
by having a pallet that can differentiate ingredients, like anyone over 5 years old.
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>>697830185
it was just a joke asshol, chill the fuck out
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>>697828495
Did your wife make it?
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>>697830055
Thank god someone actually appreciates the charm of a good fucking char. Everyone here in europe thinks they'll get cancer so they cut it off like a fag wiping the lubricant of his puckered anus. It's disgusting.
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You can buy onions and chicken fuck that stew is under ten bucks. Chilis are a 2$ and less a pound add salt and wayer and your eating hut food
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>>697830098
Enjoy your cancer
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>>697830330
I only peel the tomato skin off no char no alchemy snd no reason to cook
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>>697830330
>the charm of char
i like you
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>>697830231
Basmati
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>>697830545
my bad, enjoy your arsenic, faggot
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>>697830501
People always love alliteration m8.
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>>697818439
You vegan faggots are just as responsible for the death of animals as the rest of us.

Any Maddox fans in here? lul
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=grill
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>>697815889
all these richfags with their gourmet food. I'm sitting over here eating cornflakes
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Argentinean poorfag here

Can someone send me some USA soda?
>not coke or pepsi shit

please is my dream to taste your drinks
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didn't take a picher, but: made a chicken sangwich (Kirkland chic breast) with muenster cheese, baby spinach and Frank's Red Hot on sprouted toast.
and a glass of milk.
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>>697830739
shut up asshole
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>>697820012
Go die. Ketchup on a banana? that's the biggest bait I've ever seen
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>>697820936
holy fuck remove the white chocolate and i want
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>>697829718

Go to their website? For what?! A laugh?
>eats "1000" calorie 12 inch sub creation at subway everyday
>counts calories
>Gains weight
>wonders why

Could a fast food company grossly underreport how many calories are in their food, to coax in fatties?!
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>>697830739
Maddox is a bitter old cocksucker. Fuck him and fuck you
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>>697828116
chesseeburgers are the fucking best man
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>>697830545
that was going to be my next guess. if I'm not making brown, I always go with jasmine or basmati.
love that popcorn smell while it's cooking.
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>>697830809
Picture. Jesus Christ
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>>697831032
b-but i ate it already. i didn't know this thread was here.
i... i'm sorry.
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>>697830809
Picher?
Pitcher... As in, when I Fuck my boyfriends ass, I'm the pitcher, and steves the catcher

Picture: Steve took a picture of me fucking his gaping asshole

>what is english
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>>697820273
[spoiler] Spoilers don't work Steve. [/spoiler]
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>>697830946
>Actually went there and found out he's wrong

Fucking LOL! Damage control.
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>>697831296
that escalated quickly
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