Rekt but fuckable thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rekt but fuckable thread.
>>697802296
BUMP FOR INTEREST
>>697802296
bump
commencing dump
fuck OP's weak ass thread
>>697802881
name?
>>697803092
no clue
>>697803065
this thread gonna 404 now
>>697803695
Nuh uh it's been bumped!
>>697802296
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>697803761
I'm just glad I'm not a furry.
This is pretty edgy
>>697803255
it's real?
>>697803748
Mods are going to delete it as soon as they see that image. Happens every time.
>>697804012
Always wanted to see something like that.
>>697804012
MODS
>>697803761
I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours,
when you do that, post pic with timestamp, of you hand and computerscreen
>>697804293
keyword:fappable
>>697803065
There is a version that has the news attached someone pos it.
One of my favorites ever<3
>>697803761
OP here. I don't find it funny, but this is what it takes to get me off. I'm not going to justify it or pretend it's not as bad as it obviously is, I'm a pretty fucked individual.
I do have friend's who've died though. Maybe that's what started this for me, I don't know.
>>697804534
Fake
>>697804682
Same here bruv.
>>697803959
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/crazy-metalhead-decapitates-woman-plays-her-body-germany-39351/
>>697804682
That's stale pasta, sorry you took the b8 OP. You seem pretty cool.
>>697803092
maybe it's her, go on maniac nanny
>>697804755
Fucking really thanks didnt realize
Is OP by chance the other necro femanon????<3
>>697805054
Apart from being drawn to fucked up stuff you'd almost think I was normal if we met on the street.
>>697805702
Goddamnit anon...Too soon
>>697805753
Holy shit!! Did her butt implant pop out??? Kek!
>>697805702
Too soon¡!
>>697805781
Oh fuck I cringed
>>697805853
>aaaaaahhhh yeeeeeeahhh
>>697806134
Where is that from? I remember seeing the original blog ages ago and I've been looking for it ever since.
>>697803761
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>697802671
I would.
>>697806458
>>697806408im confused
>>697803761
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
>>697805781
I don't find that fuckable
>>697803065
I was in that tread and that it was fake when he started posting. Boy was I wrong.
>>697803761
I bet you like sex with consent...weirdo
not sure if fuckable
>>697806699
you jerk with the right hand?
>>697805702
New fag here, who is this and story pls
>>697806040
I saw that in my first day on /b.
>>697803135
Look at that vaginal gape.
Someone had a good time before dying.
>>697802881
that guy's finger
"Check'em"
>>697806781
just
>>697804647
same here bro
>>697806925
>>697806849
twas too soon...
>>697803695
Why would that pic make it 404?
>>697806849
girl got shosked by her vibrator and died, her brother came into the room, hid the vibrator and took her picture
>>697804012
Diamonds :)
>>697807017
Sauce on that? Also post moar.
>>697804682
I know people throw around "kys" a lot as a joke but in your case I recommend it with much seriousness.
not gore but meh
>>697803225
I saw this picture on some gore site (not bestgore) and her pussy was censored. It was a good thing too, because someone might have gotten offended.
>>697807278
too soon, man, have some respect
>>697806883
Perhaps you may remember that British couple that was killed in Thailand last year, or so.
Well, that's the girl.
>>697806354
I think this is the girl is he tit shake with weir facial expresions webm
>>697806408
Please put boobs in the midsection.
We'd have the perfect woman.
>>697805985
Story, guise? Pls I'm new fig
>>697805853
Why isn't it legal to euthanize this thing?
>>697807858
Idiot grl driving too fast plows into an overpass
>>697803255
No head and yet her tits still don't deflate!
>>697807858
Google search Nikki Catsouras
>>697805518
At least her bush is intact.
>>697806925
>>697806965
Ugh....thank you /b/ro....I'm in love <3
>>697808293
I won't fuck that guy
>>697806925
I could work with this
>>697808504
how about this one?
>>697803134
Was she electrocuted? ...vaginally?
>>697808504
Of course you won't. He's long gone. Just bones in a mass grave somewhere.
That's like saying that you won't fuck cleopatra.
>>697807471
>>697806040
that shit is fake as fug my dude
>>697808674
Well, wasn't Cleopataa Egyptian? Her mummy must be somewhere to fuck
>>697807518
Damn, it's really her. The video even shows the same clothing the body has.
Makes me hard and sad at the same time.
>>697806040
Fake and gay. If you're bound like that and buried in 2 inches of snow it really wouldn't take that much effort to at least wriggle your way out and hop to somewhere else. The fact that the body supposedly remained in the position it was buried in as well as some of the pixels leads me to believe that this is fake.
>>697808409
Where there's a will there is a way friend
>thanks anon
ITT: the edgiest 12YOs on teh innerweebs.
>>697805702
moar??
post mortem nudes
>>697808474
both dead?
>>697809027
i came
>>697803761
because this is /b/ and we enjoy fucked up shit, we live on it
go back to your hugbox website
>>697809511
you took the b8 autist
>>697806405
You're already lame in real life, why not try to be cool when u get on the internet...goddamn virgins...
>>697802296
>>697802373
So basically necrophilia?
>>697809668
>>697804012
MODS MODS
>>697809014
before and after
>>697809838
fucking wanker.
newfag detection
>>697805702
Whos this?
>>697804647
the best fleshlight ever!
>>697806040
Is this real? Any more info?
>>697810255
A little heavy she had quite some fat
>>697804682
It doesn't matter OP, even it's a clear bait we know you're fucked up in the head.
>>697805702
Woah dude, that's out of order.
Thanks for ruining my evening, I'd only just forgotten about this
>>697809917
story?
>>697809145
fuck off, normie
>>697806408
That's some silent hill shit right there.
>>697806520
Dude that girl was less than 10 years old...
MODS!!!
>>697808082
I recognize those shoes! Isn't that the 8 year old Indian girl that was raped and then set on fire?
>>697805853
"Thanks for not killing me mum"
>>697808590
great classic
"long exposure was made possible by the lack of movement of the subject"
>>697806405
Gay ass nigga
>>697809763
im confused on your choice of photos
>>697810939
>Isn't that the 8 year old Indian girl that was raped and then set on fire?
Almost. She was Brazilian and 10.
>>697803695
welcome to 4chan
>>697805702
too soon, bro
>>697808915
I...
Damn.
I didn't think of that. You got me there, anon.
>>697803761
>You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this
.......
well yeah
>>697806250
i need more of this
>>697803761
Its called privilege bitch
>>697802671
China or Korea
>>697811377
>>697811755
>newfags
>>697811899
You mean summerfags?
>>697811899
checkd
>>697808255
*image search
>>697811377
welcome to the /B/ summercuck
>>697808915
no it isn't, she killed herslef and wasn't balsamised
>>697812136
Summerfags are expected to drop this week as some already started school. Its only a matter of time until they get handed out homework and their computer privelages taken away until Saturday.
>>697812527
Fuck you faggot, calling people summerfag or newfag is one thing, but fuck you seriously newfags who can't help but throwing cuck into every insult.
>>697802296
Ugh. There was this guy in our town who was a nercrophiliac. I remember being 10 or 11 and was told not to go near his home...this was back in 94 or 95...pretty much everyone in town knew. He was a recluse. I never seen what he looked like other than his picture in the paper for his obituary in July of 2001. He resembled colonel sanders. But probably 300 pounds heavier. Apparentky he had a buddy who was a coroner and would let him sneak in and have his way with dead bodies back in the eighties. He was caught and his friend was obviously fired. He wasn't jailed because they said he was mentally unstable. Then when his wife died in '97 he apparently kept it a secret from everyone and ducked her dead corpse for a week until her suspicious family checked in and discovered what had been going on. Once again he was not jailed or persecuted. His house was a mess on the outside. It looked abandoned and was frequently vandalized. He was quite the character in the community. That's for sure.
>>697811114
Thanks!
I prefer normal rekt threads
>>697804012
holy fucking shit
>>697804647
>>697806925
>>697806965
But you gotta keep em alive.
MOOOODDSSSSS
As long as it's warm, right?
>>697809718
>>697810993
Big newfags
>>697803761
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like me find stale pasta something to joke about? I think because I get to sit in my warm home on a computer that I can just joke about horrible things like this. What the actual fuck is wrong with me? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like me are posting stale pasta like it's nothing. I'm a sick fuck, doing this shit does fucking nothing. I want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this. Let me tell you guys, I am fucking weak. I would never be useful to the world with such behavior I present. Honestly why do people like me even exist? I don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known read my pasta. I'm such disgusting bully. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do I really find funny about this? You're so angry right now that you wish you can fucking punch your computer screen so that your fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of mine. Seriously, I should just fucking grow up and actually act properly about rekt threads. I keep eating those cheetos that I stain on my shirts every day.
>>697804012
Uhm... no hips... no hair... this chick ain't hit puberty yet. WTF mods?
>>697807858
Don't text and drive.
>>697806250
dayum
>>697804152
>>697804396
>>697809838
>>697813290
>>697814416
Medical examiner here,
It's normal, it's just for measures.
Please don't panic, nothing sexual.
>>697813808
Who's this semon demon?
In belgium there Are People ( leftiess) raging becouse some People Made a fb Group and laughed with muslims. In this group they made some funny jokes about a young maroccan boy who died on vacation.
Now I am seeing this, wtf is wrong with these guys. You can make fun of dead, but this shit is just way behind normal
>>697815899
cuz UE is civilized
>>697815899
Niemand vraagt u op /b/ te blijven als ge dit niet wilt zien klik dan ergens anders op
>>697815663
that's clearly a dood you fucking fag
>>697815899
Normie Alert
>>697816683
Check out this site op. Http://thedeathhouse.weebly.com
U may like it
>>697805853
>tfw you have to live like that
>thanks mom
>>697812931
HAHAHA get mad you gay cuck
>>697805753
>five nights in sweden
>>697817745
http://www.thedeathhouse.weebly.com
I've seen a lot of fucked up shit on 4chan.. but this is just too much.
Bump
>>697817943
you havent even felt the tip of the dick
fags
>>697817943
meh, ive seen edgier.
>>697806250
shooped
>>697816683
Mericaaaa
>>697806849
Some chick passed out. The story is that she died from drinking anti freeze or some bullshit like that. Her boyfriend was taking pics but she was already dead. /b/ just auto says "too soon" whenever the pic is posted. It's a lame ass game that was old the day after it started. She isn't dead, /b/ didn't kill her, and OP is a fag.
>>697817943
just another day
>>697817455
Love it when her vagina is cold
>>697817024
Mee eens. Waarom uberhaupt aanklikken als je toch te pussy bent om te blijven kijken.
>>697819363
No nipples ?
>>697819363
Do you have a story on this one?
>>697805899
damn right
>>697819526
Der is Iss propaganda da nog stukske erger is
>>697805702
woah way too soon.
I DUNNO ABOUT YOU PEOPLE, BUT I SEE A LOT OF MEAT TACOS IN THIS THREAD.
>>697809576
Story ?
>>697819363
Fucking filename you rekt my sides
>>697804396
what was it
>>697806001
porn?
>>697810913
Culturally enriched Swedish SJW
>>697822430
Incorrect. British tourist.
>>697820440
dead for a reason
>>697806718
yup, I was on /b/ but i missed the thread. funny the first response was to call him an idiot for thinking that it would be remotely like a movie.
>>697804534
Fake as fuck.
>>697806408
fake and gay.
two navels.
>>697806458
was there some shooting?
>>697807402
eww.
she's walking around in horseshit-filled room
>>697807744
so fake and so gay
>>697807966
eww. old woman
>>697809145
/thread
>>697812494
underrated post
How in the name all of that is fucking holy is this thread still going?
>>697810913
raped and killed while in holiday in thailand
>>697819363
Look closely at the print on the swimsuits. These are two different girls.
>>697812494
stop with those nigger pics
>>697806718
i was there too ah good time good times
>>697809917
Before and after what jesus christ
It's spelled "wrecked" you illiterate retards.
This is fucked up
>>697807858
>Nearly headless Nikki. Google her
>>697824982
What's wrong with this thread, fam?
>>697814452
She wasn't texting and driving dumbass.
>She was on coke
>>697803135
I would hit that.
>>697825709
I was hear when it was first started, left for a few hours and expected to 404 when I refreshed. Only because they were several different people(?) saying mods would shut it down.
Guess mods are loving this too
>>697807973
because it's not a "thing", asshole!
>1429711224186.webm
source?!
>>697803065
I was in the thread too. Figured fake as fuck. Later the news confirmed it
Would green text but I'm on mobile and it's a pain in the ass.
Be me.
Work at local police office
Have access to all crime scene pictures and autopsies
Girl I know from HS get killed in accident
Girl is hot with big tits and always wanted to see them
Sad times classmates mourning her death
Few weeks later I find her autopsy and accident photos
See her completely naked from all angles and her insides too
Amazing tits even in death, perfect nipples, plump shaved pussy, perfect little asshole
Hard as diamonds.
Love my job.
Regrettably I can't take or save pictures or will get in huge trouble.
>>697825405
I'm sure your English teacher would be very proud of you.
Hey when you start school in the next couple weeks will you tell her hi from /b/?
>>697825962
Well it's not human.
>>697825975
>>697824337
The nigger was from the US.
>>697824337
I've heard the voice mail she left on her friend's phone before being ruthlessly raped and killed. It was heartbreaking.
>>697808255
Gee. I bet that Cat has a sore ass
>getit?
>get it?
>GET IT?
>>697826524
What did the nigger make her call someone?
>>697804647
Na, the short hair ruins it for me, hate girls with short hair, other than that very fuckable though
How do you think you'd react if you found out if someone like your girlfriend got raped and thrown like a used kleenex?
None of the people in this thread are related to me, but I'm trying to somehow relate to this
>>697809917
On - Off
>>697827118
quite fake and gay.
intestine parts shouldn't be yellowish/whiteish and poppy like child toys
>>697826910
No, but she realized that she was being followed and that he probably didn't want to be her friend, i.e. being silent and increasing his speed. So she called her friend. Probably should have called 112 (the Swedish 911) and yelled that towards him. Could have spooked him. Maybe not though, considering how fucking brutal he was.
>>697803761
>>697808688
Being this new
>>697802296
y-yeah dude, t-totally fuckable..
>>697803761
rolling for duvs
also: death is part of life, fearing like u do is good, being detached is not as flavorful as feeling emotions like you do...
we are detached, divorced families and weed evrday. don't mind us, mind you can't be us.
>>697826059
Blah..blah...blah..
>>697825962
Let me re-word that question for him
Why is it illegal to euthanize humans with deformities that will lead to them living a life of barely-conscious suffering?
>>697805702
goddammit man... whei too soon.
>insert asian
>>697825102
The top is twisted, so you're seeing the pattern on the back, Sherlock.
>>697827865
This is the picture that made me realize that I can still be sexually attracted to a dead woman. The girl with the fat tits is responsible.
>>697805853
goddaaam sexy demon
>>697827865
Story?
>inb4 car crash
>>697805476
Hey i'm a necro femanon ;p
Not the one you're talking about though, since i'm pretty much a newfag
>>697828185
Boat crash
>>697828185
Plane crash.
>>697805899
>File name
>>697828214
Do you want to fuck a dead man, or be the dead body?
>>697805607
>oh yeah, before we fuck, there's one more thing you might want to know about me
>>697828477
With no survivors.
>>697828185
>Guy picks up 2 chicks in club
>Make out with both
>"Can't wait to smash you both"
>"Ok Jeff, let's crash at your place"
>20 minutes later
>>697828721
What do you mean? They're just taking a nap after eating too much ketchup.
>>697828924
The fire rises brother.
>>697802296
im here for the gore
>>697807017
>>697819281
leave 4chan or else
>>697804534
fake and gay
>>697803065
http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/2014/11/suspect-in-port-orchard-homicide-waives-extradition/
>>697802296
Sweet necro thread OP. The spirit if old /b/ lives on within you. For better or worse.
>>697803761
>>697819526
Wat ben jij stoer zeg. Ik kan er wel naar kijken maar betekent niet dat het normaal is om hier je lul bij af te trekken. Je bent niet cool ofzo hoor. Moet je eens aan je moeder laten zien waar je allemaal naar kijkt op internet. Ja want je woont nog bij je moeder
>>697829631
>>697828214
>tits or gtfo
>>697803065
and here you can see heaven being a massive faggot as always
>>697827502
rollin
>>697805702
Wow...too soon anon
not cool..
>>697826524
Source?
>>697828541
Underrated post
There's a case of an honor killing in Canada where the mother and uncle of the girl got killed for marrying a rickshaw driver.
She died and he lived and the Mom/Uncle were ratted out by someone they tried to hire first.
I know someone who was in love with her here, and they won't live long enough to be sent to India for a "trial".
The week after Labor Day is going to be ... cut short.
>>697828621
Kek'd
>>697829833
Grappig want ik heb niet eens een lul en woon al lang niet meer bij mn moeder. Als je zelfs dit niet aan kan, waarom ben je dan uberhaupt op /b?
>>697808256
It was suspected this was someone famous in the LA area who did this. Lots of rumors, no proof
>>697830861
En ik kijk er niet naar omdat ik het geil vind, vind het gewoon interessant. En nu op kankeren te zeiken.
>this whole fucking thread
Welcome
