Faces of /b/ thread?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Faces of /b/ thread?
That's not you and these threads are cancer
Sage goes in all fields
That's not you .
>>697784888
Not you but...do you have nudes?
>>697785423
What makes you say that
>>697785638
Quality of that image
>>697785636
Is me & no nudes for you
>>697785897
And for me? :3
>>697786009
still me
>>697786221
Nudes are no
>>697786235
id do disgusting things to you
>>697786395
Oh boy
No tits, just attention, please.
>>697786743
Wut
>>697784888
Ayo ws good?
Roast me
Faggots everywhere. Rate me bitches
>>697787346
Ur cute tho
>>697787460
8/10 tbh
>>697787346
You look like the result of alcohol and poor judgement. Kys.
>>697787705
Howd ya know?!
Give me validation please
>>697787823
You look 11
>>697787101
>>697787460
>>697787823
this is why I don't socialize outside of work. underage wiggers and hipsters
these threads are cancer btw
>>>/soc/
>>697787951
You don't socialize outside of work because you have a low social drive. Don't bullshit.
>>697787944
hue/10
>wheres the basement dwellers at?
>>697788190
caveman/10
>>697787823
Mods
>>697785897
"it's me" I just ran into my car and took a photo to prove it
>>697787944
lumpy potato
>>697788190
More
>>697787951
>implying a possibility I could muster half a fuck to give
Kys faggot
>>697788471
way to call me out rip
>>697788571
>one more
>>697788190
You called?
>>697788471
Here tho
/b/ 2016 must be shit...can't believe nobody has said this yet...
TITS OR GTFO
>>697789406
Who cares
>>697789151
tits or gtfo
>>697785224
>>697785423
>>697785636
>>697789478
My thread so nah
>>697784888
TITs or GTFO
>>697784888
Tits or GTFO
>>697784888
Tits or GTFO>>697784888
Tits or GTFO
>>697784888
Tits or GTFO>>697784888
Tits or GTFO
>>697784888
Tits or GTFO>>697784888
Tits or GTFO
>>697784888
Tits or GTFO
and wash your hair you greasy bitch.
>>697789653
You'll have to try harder than that
>>697789763
Hmm no
>>697786235
Eh, not a fan. I feel like you're technically attractive, but you're just gross to me.
>>697786824
Welcome to college, faggot.
>>697788928
I'm in awe of your hair
![bunch-of-sage-leaves[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9hRNrsV.jpg "bunch-of-sage-leaves[1].jpg")
>>697789839
sage goes in all fields boys.
dont give this cunt the attention
>>697789877
Fair enough man ^^
>>697789151
Seriously though WHAT the fuck is up with your hairline.
>>697789968
then why are you taking time to post in the thread
>>697790039
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
![sage-herb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZvPV56s.jpg "sage-herb[1].jpg")
>>697790060
+1 bump limit.
>sage
>>>/soc/
>>697789151
So you're an attention whore, but not showing your tits?
>Get the fuck off /b/
>>697790060
I mean, half of the comments are insulting you, so I'm fine with it.
>>697786235
Jewish, so definitely Jewish. If not, trace your lineage and get back to me, because you're Jewish.
life hack spoiler; since i look like a fag it is WAY easier to pick up girls. also guys, but no thx no dicks.
Somehow pple find you more attractive if you don't give a shit about other pple's opinions and just be who you wanna be.
>>697790267
Everyone who makes & posts in this threads is an attention whore what's your point
>>697784888
>>697785897
>>697786235
>Mfw
>Every /b/tard around just can't fathom a girl using the internet.
>>697790423
You're not attractive to women because you're a fag, you're attractive to them because you're confident. You know who else has an easy time picking up girls? Confident, tall, broad-shouldered straight guys.
>>697790423
Doing that pose when you have literally 0 curves looks so funny.
>>697789478
>>697790267
Calling someone out on being an attention whore on a thread specifically made for attention whoring.
>wew lad
These threads are their quarantine. Leave them be.
![3TY3Aya[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/feM7wYu.png "3TY3Aya[1].png"){kind=small}
>>697790598
no girls on the internet.
>obligatory post
>>697790692
Lol. I love you, Brother.
Sorry for being wrong.
Is all forgiven?
>>697790811
No fuck you
Hi I'm Fritzel.
Rate me pls
>>697790894
Nice bait m8
>>697790894
I really wonder what this dude's life looks like on a daily basis.
>>697789151
you have to put the time
>>697784888
Faces of b = FBI thread
Pro tip: prove me wrong
>>697790613
Yes, i used to be one of those in the past, still easier now. And my ex loved my feminine side, and there are more of those girls, especially in the gothic scene.
>>697790661
ikr
>>697790701
hahaha idgaf mate. But why not post yourself?
>>697790894
>>697789406
this.
people on here used to immediately ask for a timestamp and then tits, and now its a bunch of desperate faggots trying to make the fake girl fall in love with them
>>697791069
What does this even mean
>>697790894
>this is what is considered alpha in 2016
>>697790894
seth green dressed in his grandmas clothing/10
>>697791028
lol get over it, captain autismo. It's obvious by her replies that it's actually her. No, it's someone pretending to be her from another death thread earlier today.
>>697791230
>No, it's someone pretending to be her from another death thread earlier today
it can easily be that, thats my point
>>697790894
TITS OR GTFO
also pls put pants higher, like bellybutton lvl
>>697791172
the FBI made this thread to get pics of the people that use this site.
im not the guy that said its an FBI thread, but thats what he means
>>697791357
Ohhh
Why the fuck would the FBI care about people posting trap threads & dick rates lmao
I mean /every so often/ illegal stuff pops up but mostly it's just stupid but fairly tame shit
>>697791114
>I used to be one of those in the past
You have never once in your life possessed those descriptors. Maybe it's easier for you to find fringe pussy as a femboy, but I guarantee someone like me would win out 10/10. Feminine doesn't necessarily mean being a faggot. It means being both beautiful and straight, of which you are neither.
>>697789151
So what's your face look like under all that caked on make-up?
>>697789151
/thread
>>697790894
Hurensohn/10
>>697791657
I even pull off looking like a faggot better than you do.
>>697789151
>>697791693
All I'm wearing is concealer go after a bitch with 5 different shades of eyeshadow & contour
>>697791148
>>697791226
This is a thread where EVERYONE attention whores anyway. Retards.
>>697791808
Lmao yes this is the best drag I've ever gotten
>>697791808
this
Taking requests. All pics sideways.
>>697784888
>>697785897
>>697786235
image.jpg
okie dokie
>>697791913
yea but most people ignore it all and only reply to the hot girls
>>697791718
Too dark femanon you need better lighting
>>697792187
Im not her, but when I take a picture with my phone and send it to my email to save it to my computer, they all save as "image.jpg"
>>697792187
iPhone pics are named image.jpg no mater what...
>>697792314
Also she posted a time stamp >>697792238
Hi dear faggots
>>697792431
eurotrash
>>697792468
Nice cock
>>697792314
Where are you from femanon?
>>697792226
Like this anon said >>697790671 it's their quarantine.
>>697792580
amerifag got triggered
>>697787101
Crip nigga watup
>>697789763
you have absolutely no idea what the whole "tits or gtfo" is all about, fucking newfag
>>697791529
>asking for tits on a thread made for cam whoring. That's like stepping inside a lake and complaining you got wet.
>>697792594
Im a guy
>>697791657
>>697791791
yep you win. You know all about my past my sexual orientation.
Looking at your pic i think we have 15 years difference between us.
Try and imagine how much you can change in that time.
Either way it's all good. Your opinion is your opinion.
Have a good one anon. Try not to be too hateful, it'll get ya eventually.
>>697787346
I'm going to diagnose you with douchebag cerebral palsy
>>697787460
Is that bandaid on your neck from gagging on too much BlackLivesMatter cock?
>>697787346
the guy that takes advantage of drunk girls/10
>>697792849
>newfag
oh i feel that right in my harbl
ITT: ugly fags insult good looking fags
>>697791720
3edgy5me/10
>>697787944
Drake fully committing to his Cripple Jimmy role in Degrassi
>>697792113
is that an artistic choice?
>>697790598
>Yfw any girl is around, you complete faggot
>>697793166
/b/ro you are unique
>>697784888
Not a single timestamp itt. GTFO all of you.
>>697790894
I would fuck you Fritz....yes, yes I would. And I will tell you now that bobbit's have corkscrew penises, m8....oh yes....
>>697790598
voting hillary?
Work feels
>>697793721
no tits doesn't count
>>697784888
Tits or gtfo
>>697793847
timestamps dont need tits, wtf are you talking about
>>697793166
You look like you auditioned for Vikings only to find out it wouldn't make historical sense for you to be there since they usually killed the retarded newborns
>>697793859
Is longer than mine, believe me
>>697790891
Good. You belong here.
>>697793679
Lmao. Fuck no. Bernie. Wanna see my face tattoo? Just kidding. Im not voting but if I was it would be Trump cause MAHA.
>>697793556
Nah. What's an grill?
>>697793615
not sure if sarcasm..
Thx either way.
>>697793721
Being this retarded
>>697793977
checked and kekked hard.
even though it's me.
>>697793977
Checkd and kek'd
>>697787101
Kys ALEX MERCER
>>697793859
is that a nipple?
>>697794010
not sarcasm, ur cool
>>697794338
Lmfao different anon me fucking too
>>697793627
False
Rate em
>>697793939
Original
>>697794647
No way that review is real
>>697794772
Thanks!
>>697794887
Lol it is i saved this yesterday
>>697784888
bring your sexy little ass over here bb grill. i'll be your han solo you can be my slave leia. damn bb where you live so i can smash?
>>697793166
I keep trying to top the retarded viking newborn comment, but I just cant
>>697794740
That smiley just makes your nose look bigger fam
>>697794451
kek'd fantastically
>>697795071
Yeah it sucks having a big nose u gotta work the angles and shit when talking to females that are straight 9's out of 10's
>>697791288
It's exactly not that, is my point.
>>697788928
You look better with facial hair. But yeah, interesting looking dude.
I look like a faggot. So gonna contribute
>>697793166
Fair enough, man. I'm gonna age terribly, anyway, so I guess you got me in the long-haul.
Rate
>>697795820
How's the band doing?
>>697795820
Osama? That you?
long time no post
>>697796110
Oh no one cares.
Hey bb
>>697787346
Jon Snow/10
>>697796244
papa franku
>>697795942
with effort you'd be a convincing trap though.
you got that young johnny depp androgyny thing going on.
What does /b/ think of Billy Idol? Apparently I look like him, but paler and with black hair. Can't send pics right now.
>>697797061
C O M P L E T E
F A G G O T
>>697796627
I did long hair and eyeliner preteens/early teens to convincing effect, so good eye. Just way too tall to pass anyone's criteria. And thanks for the comparison.
Let's touch each other's buttholes in Second Life.
>>>/vg/150521972
>>697784888
super srs
>>697788190
>>697788928
Hagakure/10
>>697784888
The fuck is wrong with your hairline?
>>697797716
Stop samefagging
>>697797366
F A G G O T
>>697797780
LOL that's not even me
1/2
Why does every anon ignore a selfie is because they dont want to flame nor compliment xD wtf u niggers
>>697797780
2/2
get fucked
>>697798107
It's because you're not attractive or ugly enough for anyone to care about you.
>>697793166
He was OFFENDED. Clearly.
>>697798108
Ooh defensive much
>>697798108
That doesn't prove shit it's as easy as opening a new browser
>>697787101
>spent all that money on clothes
>lives in shithole
>>697798557
oh get over yourself
>>697798663
How bout you get over yourself? Since you're so obsessed with a hairline lol
>>697798735
it literally wasn't me the second time lol; you're the one trying to play it off as one person's fixation, instead of an actual anomaly. You're probably her, too, still lurking after everyone stopped responding to your shit.
>>697797780
Samefagging what you cunt.
>>697799791
ayy
>>697798557
Cus who the fuck would want to go through all that shit just to comment on a fucking ugly hairline?
>>697799919
>>697794740
Age?
>>697792431
U Swedish?
>>697788661
pala?
>>697788928
Cut your hair. Looks fucking dumb
>>697784888
R8?
>>697801573
Latin
>>697789059
Handsome
>>697792113
7/10
Lost points for eyebrows
>>697801640
Yes.
It's weird that this is always the question i get in these threads
>>697793859
Now THAT is a feminine penis.
>>697784888
>>697793859
OP is that you? It would go well with your unfeminine face.
Heyam iclose enough to the camera or nah?
Mhm. it's me.
>>697784888
Must... obey... trips...
>>697789151
Can we see your feminine penis?
>>697802028
nice beard
>inb4 acne/10
>>697805093
No need to be ashamed of it, it happens to all of us. I had it a thousand times worse but i went to a dermatologist about it and she prescribed me some stuff that got rid of it in only a few weeks
You know the rules. Timestamp and tits or gtfo
>>697805093
Chinstrap/10
>>697805475
Bitching about camwhoring on a faces of /b/ thread is like bitching that the Sahara Desert is too sandy.
This thread is cancer and the fucking lot of you should kill yourselves.
p.s. my tits are best
>>697806917
qt
show tiddy
Please rate me
>>697787346
You know nothing, john snah!
>>697806917
abuse victim/10
>>697807053
hello
old pic but ye
>>697807170
not at all tbh
https://twitter.com/XOKirstySky
>>697807117
Supreme gentlemen reporting in.
Fam please rate me
>>697807385
FAGGOT
>>697808106
what
>>697807385
hello cutie
>>697796244
lol what happened to ur delts m8???
>>697791791
Middle one is so cute *femanon*
How you doin ;)
>>697807920
Last pic. Guess nobody is gonna rate me cuz I look like a nigger, right
>>697808587
nah, u just ugly
>>697808587
you really should get a life and leave that guys pics be
>>697785897
You're beautiful OP.
this thread is incredibly less populated that I thought it'd be
>>697807363
Damn good girl.
>>697807363
yo scot
>>697795959
I come back and no one has rated me ;_;
>>697791226
tits or gtfo bitch
>>697810089
It's a camwhore thread, you retard.
>>697807920
9/11
Middle dude of course
You're all beautiful. Now be nice to each other or you'll lose your internet privileges!
>>697787823
fucking gorgeous...kik?
>>697810968
You can't tell me what to do! Youre not my mom!
>>697784888
>>697812034
You can call me Dad.
>>697786235
Since you've started this thread it means you know at least the bare minimum about this site. So you must know about how you need to get the fuck out if you don't show your tits with timestamp.......faggot.
>>697813239
If you knew anything about the reason for that you'd know these cancerous threads shouldn't exist in the first place. What you've essentially done is stumble upon cancer and complain that you found the same cancer within the cancer.
>>697813736
Alright?
>>697784888
Hamplanet reporting
>>697813736
Do not question 4chan tradition now be a good girl and show them your tittez
i smashed my glasses to the point of no return
>>697810802
Name of band: Auttie and The Spectrum
>>697784888
Write a note saying "tickle me until I cry" with timestamp and face
>>697814883
If you like 4chan tradition so much you'd hate this thread all together.
>>697814921
you look like the old hulk, wait lemme google a pic
>>697814921
>>697815030
here ya go!
Google: Lou ferrigno Hulk
i like how this thread is almost 5 hours old
>>697815821
You're right. Thread=stagnant.
New thread:
>>697816030
>>697816030
>>697816030
>>697816030
>>697808215
You heard me u look like a fucking faggot/trap
>>697805093
As someone with skin issues who used to shave clean all the time, dripping iso alcohol on your razor before each shave helped me to just deal with the acne and not the nasty effects of shaving on top of acne. Read it somewhere online and it actually worked.
Also benzoyl peroxide all the time is a given.
>>697790423
You look like Macklemore but even gayer
Good job i guess
>>697816160
hahaha, im a girl
>>697819219
rekt
>>697819219
Bullshit you're totally gender fluid
>Quit playing if you aren't I feel for you kid
>kekek
>>697805093
Slapped by dicks/10
>>697814724
Tat on chest looks cool
What is it?
