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UK chav thread
Any requests can give whatever's wanted of this chav
Love to see her bumhole
>>697774475
Noodz
>>697774216
too much make up. but wouldnt be a chav without one. you know all these girls have fucked in the bathroom of a nightclub
>>697774216
Why are all chav girls orange?
>>697775694
Tan, innit.
>>697775444
Notice how she seems to be good looking and Asian?
You have failed at chav like no one has ever failed before.
>>697775694Then have a look at this
>>697774216
i wanna travel to the Uk with my huge american cock and fuck the finest chav bitches!
>>697775629
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSEEEE
![[000712].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/siFXz37.jpg "[000712].jpg")
>>697775991
now that's a whole lot of woman, moar of her anon
are these people midget leprechaun or something
why do they all appear 4'11 tall??
![[000727].jpg](/image/image-404.png "[000727].jpg")
>>697776181
They all look like they don't have much of a brain.
>>697776222
Chek'd
>>697776311
moar anon, lets get a look at her stood up
>>697774475
Everything you have my good man, my penis is hard and waiting
they're so gross what the fuck
britbongs have to fuck these things?
![[000728].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D3AQdkt.jpg "[000728].jpg"){kind=small}
>>697776460
>>697776547
share all you can anon, bigger pics, bikini, the whole lot
>>697775072
Swear to god my sister looks like this fucking tramp. I can hear her shagging in her room right next to me when she brings boys over.
![[000297].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/USD412E.jpg "[000297].jpg")
>>697776663
>>697776516
'Have' to... They're mostly easy AF so it's a numbers game!
>>697776799
great tits, need to see a lot more of them
>>697776320
>>
thats the point, theyre like fuckdolls but alive
![[000093].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KEkuKOp.jpg "[000093].jpg")
>>697776984
>>697774475
>>697775103
Got a bunch any other requests
>>697777059
bikini pics? moar
>>697777051
Same washing machine as mine.
>>697777221
got none sorry :(
>>697777055
this guy gets it.
>>697777317
shame, post the biggest tit pics you have anon
>>697777051
Why the hell is there a washing machine in the kitchen?
![[001011].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/49UgKqo.jpg "[001011].jpg")
>>697777407
>>697777429
So she can wash my laundry while she makes me a sandwich.
>>697775444
>>697775810
Yeh that's just a standard tramp.
>>697777606
more like that anon
CULLeeeen SQUIREEEES
>>697775862
> american
> huge
> (big)
>pick one
>>697775433
![[001013].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8jl63bY.jpg "[001013].jpg")
>>697777752
>>697777429
Standard practice for UK kitchens, presumably because it's easily connected to the water and you can put it under the worktop.
What's wrong with having all of a woman's tasks in one place?
>>697775862
m8 theyd love u here. ur accent is a charm as long as ur not from boston
>>697778206
the world needs to see her boobs, it is only fair, more anon
>>697776395
more more more please!!!
>>697778420
i wish i had more, sorry guys
>>697778235
presumably they don't have a utility room.
>>697778461
thanks anon
>>697778172
calling her friend on her phone while having sex... wtf...
>>697778172
Waj/10
>>697774216
what the fuck is a chav
>>697778650
Chavs are completely Amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.
>>697778596
probably getting a call from her boyfriend
>>697776988
That is quite the opposite of a chav.
>>697776516
>britbongs have to fuck these things?
1. remember that chavs are like American ghetto trash only about 30 IQ points dumber.
2. Sheep fucking is popular on the island for a reason.
There is an upside though. So far 0 UK women have been raped by immigrants. The goats and sheep of the UK have not fared so well however. UK men want the immigrants out so they quit taking all the best livestock.
>>697774475
Rule 34 of E.T., with her as main actress. Has to involve the glowing finger bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSJ18IwMvU
>>697776297
because they're all about 13 and 14
>>697774475
Asshole or creampie pics pls
>>697775420
Leftie is AFS as fuck
>>697777240
Astonishing!
>>697776746
Ever thought about joining in?
>>697777566
shitnigger moar
>>697779019
Wow, your dad looks really peculiar. Have you ever noticed it?
How easy is it to bang one of these?
>>697778757
ok i guess i still dont get it
anyone ever save that video of that chav called "hot or not videoo" on youtube. also briefly uploaded to mless
>>697777070
>Got a bunch any other requests
let's see your big shaved cock all engorged with blood whilst you stroke it with baby oil
>>697778172
phones upside down
>>697779758
Just dump them bro
This
any farnborough aldershot farnham girls?
I love this thread. Here is some of mine.
>>697780272
simon it's you then?
>>697780446
Mate, how?
>>697774216
What does a "UK chav" even mean?
Why the fuck are these chicks all dressed like Jersey Shore sluts from the 80's?
Do a lot of girls actually look like this in the UK?
I mean, don't get me wrong, they're hot as fuck, but, what the hell is this?
>>697780671
This!
>>697780446
its not simon, dont know which one you'd be referring to. also dont know who this guy is >>697780517
>>697779631
Irn Bru and boobs, im in love
>>697774475
ass
>>697776297
>why do they all appear 4'11 tall??
Diet of burgers and cum
>>697780671
They're chav sluts from the UK. It's pretty simple geez.
>>697780671
It's the UK man, they're all weird fuckers
>>697780517
Gu11 represent.
>>697776746
secretly film it
>>697780671
They're British girls who were born in underclass families which offered little in matter of moral upbringing. They're neither evil nor good, they're outside the usual moral spectrum and follow their own cultural codes : slutty clothes, over the top poses and make-up, an attraction for young men dressed in Burberry, and a strong disdain for what is usally considered classy/snobbish/etc, which they find boring.
Can you UK fags tell what part of the UK people are from by the way they look/dress?
>>697781672
I looked it up, nvm
But, hypothetically:
If I, a somewhat attractive American guy, were to go to one of these cities with a lot of these "chavs", would they be all over my dick?
Usually, chicks dig foreign guys, and these types of girls seem really slutty.
If so, where in your country has the highest concentration of these whores?
>>697780277
i bet thats you on the left lmao
>>697776355
No then. This isn't you actual Chav. The house is far too nice
This is an example of an even more worrying trend where, quite respectable girls MIMIC Chavishness because, well, we're all part of a glorious egalitarian utopia now...
>>697780671
you've just defined chavs. there is leterally a show in england called geordie shore which is their version of jersey shore. the female variety of chav are also seen wearing faux fur lined hoodies, tacky t-shirts, trackpants and ugg boots. chavs are common
>>697781936
Yes all chavs live in the north of England
>>697782030
yeah, but it's just an old photo. You probably wish you had access to pussy of that kind at the age of 14.
>>697775152
wtf is this shit? I legit never see girls like that in Yorkshire. Our slags are less hideously discoloured
>>697781998
>would they be all over my dick?
Afraid not anon. They would consider you posh. They only really go for guys with prison tats, wearing Burberry and who will give them a punch in the mouth before bending them over some park bench somewhere
>>697778269
Is it just Boston or non-rhotic New England accents in general
>>697782401
Enough with your personal fanasies if you want to be bent over a park bench just do it
>>697775420
damn they're like what, 15yo?
slutry since the beginning
>>697780014
>>697780014
anymore of lefty? i remember talking to her on kik like a year ago and she always wears shit like that
>>697777429
possibly a lower socio-economic class or student house
>>697775444
fake boobs, no matter what u say
>>697775862
You're welcome, UK guys with any self respect wouldn't touch them with a barge pole.
>>697778529
>unislut.jpg
>looks about 13
nice try faggot
>>697782401
well, that's disappointing
>>697781998
im an american and live in leeds and its literally the easiest thing, even if you don't pull in the club, can just hit up McDonalds after and you just speak and girls around with look at you and start convo like "OMG are you american". its great.
>>697777055
And to some extent they're self cleaning.
>>697778650
Imagine a person who is at the full extent of media indoctrination. Having poor parental guidance, and being part of the shit tier UK education system, swallows up every magazine, shitty TV show and pointless web article they can.
Usually found watching, or being on, the Jeremy Kyle Show
>>697774216
Black cuck posts are paid for by the porn industry. They're called shills.
>>697779631
Irn Bru is an S-tier drink
>>697776222
Damon chek em...
What the fuck is going on.
>>697775978
That kitchen is from Howdens it's part of their budget range. They make pretty good kitchens.
>>697775694
>innit
& chavs by definition most of them are gypsy romany
>>697775862
You really want chlamydia that badly?
>>697782841
>well, that's disappointing
Nah m8. You dodged a bullet.Your dick would have dropped off by the time you made it back to Heathrow
>>697783083
S+ m8
>>697777233
Moar?
>>697782401
well this is fucking wrong
>American
>posh
choose one
>>697774475
Videos
>>697783243
Tru tru
it's possibly my favourite soft drink
>>697782846
Yea? These other British dudes are saying the opposite.
Is Leeds filled with these chicks? I need to go there.
>>697783272
>well this is fucking wrong
Thats my point. By Chav standards EVEN Muricans are posh.
Innit
I think they like me
Haven't seen one of theses threads in a while. Good work OP
>>697782841
dont listen to that arsehole.
i live in glasgow, arguably the buggest chav/ned filled scumtown there is, and guaranteed, if you are a yank, the girls will be trying to pull you, and they would pass you about like a bag of chips if youre around long enough.
the guys would also try and smash you every time you go out for a drink, thats the only hurdle.
if you can brawl, you'll get the sluts, if you cant, you'll get the fat cunts that no one takes unless theyre blind drunk and want to get their dick wet.
>>697783243
poor thing
>>697783243
That redhead girl is damn cute tho
>>697783425
yeah but I remember seeing chav girls get with guys from my school (Private school, trying to not be pretentious but it cost £5000 per term) and those guys were posh.
Then again, this was three years ago, so the chav pulling meta may have changed since then.
>>697782163
nope.
>>697782163
Wrong
>>697783425
>>697783714
Also; i'm at uni now too, so obvs we have fewer chavs and I don't really go out any more because 4th year is gonna shaft me up the ass so i need to prepare
>>697775297
>KB
Fucking gorgeous face tho
>>697783714
Nah, its the same all over.
chav sluts generally all go for the new guy unless he's a creepy cunt.
theyre all pretty much a guaranteed poke.
>>697782163
you're a fucking idiot
ever heard of Essex?
>>697783310
>Videos
For your delight and edification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiYBtx-Vxw
>>697775297
10/10 face
>>697783880
SMASH YOUR FAYCE IN
i fucking detest that accent. sounds like a wannabe nigger
This is upper class girls having a chav themed party
>>697779005
Lol is that Brady Haran?
>>697783507
I can brawl, but I can make friends too, either way I can hurdle the guys somehow.
I've made up my mind, I have to go to the UK or Scotland.
Which towns do you think would have the most of these chicks? I'm going on vacation.
>>697783876
living just outside of basildon, can confirm there are loads of these rats around.
>>697783985
>i fucking detest that accent. sounds like a wannabe nigge
Makes you proud to be British doesn't it?
>>697784098
Liverpool.
>>697784098
Glasgow, Anywhere in Yorkshire (Leeds, Sheffield, Doncaster etc.), Liverpool, Manchester, Essex
>>697784201
Well I'm from Yorkshire, so I can be proud of that. God's Own County an all
>>697784211
>>697784308
Thanks for the info fellas. I'll make sure to leave my Juventus jersey at home, lol.
>>697783880
>UK or Scotland.
Scotland is in the UK mate.
>English Slut centrals
London, but full of niggers and wiggers
Sheffield, not as many wiggers and sluts a plenty
Manchester, rough as fuck but the girls are stronger than the guys.
>Scotland
Edinburgh, full of posh cunts and stuck up sluts.
Glasgow, dirt poor sluts will fuck you for a swig of a vodka, can practically scoop them up frinday night if you say house party.
Ayr, weird sluts, and lots of little emo whores, good for a weekend
>>697783507
>dont listen to that arsehole
what is sarcasm?
>>697784482
Something not easily conveyed through the medium of text.
arsehole..
>>697783880
That fucking accent just makes it twice as funny
>>697784538
I didn't think it was possible to find hoop earrings that big
>>697775862
good luck going to prison most that look 16-18 are 12
>>697775152
WOOF
>>697775297
JAYSUS LOOK AT THEM KNOCKERS
>>697784574
>Something not easily conveyed through the medium of text.
Clearly
Shouldn't you be out buying some Burberry sonny?
>>697774216
im assuming chav is like a young hot chick?
>sorry im an Amerifag
>tfw scottish on holiday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWCgtYIdJc
>>697784733
pfffffffftttttttttttttttt son. its UK, most cunts wont care
>>697784074
they are so hot. the things i would do to fuck any of these 3
>>697783507
>the guys would also try and smash you every time you go out for a drink
Does that mean they're going to fight with me or get fucked by me? I hear British guys are pretty sissy so either is ok with me I guess.
>>697775152
WOOF again
>>697784782
dick=rock hard
>>697784816
nah nigger, i go for the emo sluts.
i'll sit here with my NIN hoodie
>>697784665
yyes please
>>697774475
Tits
>>697784912
>I hear British guys are pretty sissy so either is ok with me I guess.
Yeah, come to Glasgow.
>>697784951
emo sluts are easy af
>>697783243
dude looks like he shit himslef
>>697785047
>Glasgow
Not only are they sissies, they're socialists.
>>697785165
>socialists
Oh really? My bad. Next pint is on me, comrades!
>>697785047
Michelle
lichfield is full of the cunts
>>697785311
>supporting snp
>not socialist
>>697783880
god I sense some huge daddy issues.
I'd love to fuck her and be rude as fuck just to taste her tears while she sucks my dick
![Reak9vq[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/phlyhE4.png "Reak9vq[1].png")
>>697785165
good bait there, kid, but i've seen better.
>>697785326
Nice skirt, fag.
clearly not scottish
Chav:
Council house and violent.
It's a term invented by British police officers who are often called out to deal with petty crimes in council estates and council houses filled with inbred gutter class UK citizens.
>>697775967
Hahahaha, had a good laugh from that comment
>>697785516
Ned (Scottish)
Ned is a derogatory term applied in Scotland to hooligans, louts or petty criminals,latterly with the stereotypical implication that they wear casual sports clothes.Such usage in Glasgow dates back to the 1960s or earlier
>>697785516
But what about the artistry ?
>>697785466
Oh, right. SNP is social democrat, right? Yuck, now I don't even want to fuck them.
>>697784087
Also looks like Rou Reynolds
>>697785516
'Council house and violent' is a backronym.
>>697785765
https://youtu.be/53PZMKX7-jo
>>697784453
no Birmingham or Newcastle there M8??
>>697785765
>social democrat
>not just an 80's rebranding of eurocommunism
>>697785893
fuck knew I forgot one on my list; Newcastle is full of sluts, it's also apparently the best night out in the country
>>697777555
The FUCK has no-one czeched
>>697785893
Both equally good choices, Newcastle is one i always forget, its fucking amazing and the accent on the sluts.
Any more pics of chav girls actively being slutty?
>>697785960
would be good if they spoke any fucking english
>>697775152
Hahaha wtf is that
>>697785727
Yes I am familiar with some Scottish slang terms such as schemy, jakey and stoat.
"See that wee yin there aye she's from the schemes and is fucking that jakey cunt davey fae Wyndford".
>>697785960
guess again
>>697785928
What's the difference?
>>697783412
Leeds is brim full of these rancid whores mate. It's also full of some better class slice as well, but it's harder to pull.
>>697786127
>>697776297
Cos they're fucking kids. Few girls over here take that style past their teens. If they do it's because they're from a shitty area. By then they would probably have been preggers a few times and have turned into fat pasty gobbling munters
>>697786127
.
>>697786380
Leeds is a brilliant city though; one of my favourites in the country
Aberdeenfag here
We have some stinking birds
>>697786407
>>697786571
more please
>>697786583
I'm from down south, lived here a decade. Couldn't drag me back down there, this place is ace.
>>697777555
HOLY TRIPLES BATMAN
>>697775444
Trips Checked
>>697782167
Lmao you look like you were 7, I looked older than you when I was 5
>>697786285
Seems there's more wales in the UK than in the US...
>>697779219
Ayyy lmao Paige
>>697786407
I like how that dude looks confused and the girl don't even give a shit that someone is watching
>>697786688
>>697786740
the south is more expensive, with worse people and even worse public transport. The North has way better scenery too! can't blame you for not wanting to leave!
>>697775444
I'd give her the ol' in-out, in-out!
>>697786890
Not quite but we are catching up fast
>>697776318
She's not chav dude. She's hawwwt
>>697786534
>pasty gobbling munters
That is great! What is "gobbling" and what is a "munter"?
>>697778172
Damn Muhammad, I thought it was against god to touch pork.
>>697776318
UK council trash
Chav girls are alright until you get on the bad side of their brother and then their fat slag mum comes round your house after a bottle of wine to kick off at you ,only to be restrained and dragged away kicking and screaming rape threats by her vinnie Jones look a like boyfriend
>>697786247
>the schemes
found the imposter.
there is never schemes.
only "the scheme"
every town has one.
housing scheme.
schemey wee sluts that'll ge ye a swatch of their fanny of a swally e yer drink.
>>697780277
Is that 12 yr old drinking a fucking beer?
>>697774216
that girl got posted in some "would fuck islam" thread.
>>697786680
anythin above the forth is stinkin.
>>697787144
English burger?
how is it different to a Murrican burger? except less corn syrup?
>>697778822
lel
also dubs of truth
praise
>>697782129
Doesn't really matter. She looks kinda good compared most of the slags posted in this thread.
>>697786890
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wales,_Alaska
The US actually have their own Wales.
>>697787606
actually is real food.
kind of, its a maccas so probably still shite, but even our worst food is better than american shite
>>697787180
gobbling = eating eggressivley
munter = ugly scummy lass
>>697787144
That's not fair, your McDonald's looks much better than ours
>>697787698
Not as big. So what I said was true.
>>697786313
There isn't a difference, eurocommunists just realised that they lost the battle for popular acceptance of socialism in Europe so they rebranded themselves.
>>697787727
aggressively*
>>697778850
britbongs appropriating nig nog culture
never thought i'd see the day
>>697787727
What a great insult. It just sounds right.
>>697787367
>wine
Wine? yer chav doesn't drink WINE
Parrafin and vodka mix...
>>697787888
we've had Grime for years m8
>>697783507
>that cunt
Got any more?
>>697788001
>Lambrini
"a light and fruity wine"
>Buckfast
"tonic wine"
thats the two most common drinks you fuckin pleb.
>>697787960
Also for the record these are pasties. He didn't mean complexion.
>>697788001
idk, you can get bottles of Blossom Hill for a fiver at tescos
still, not exactly Frosty Jacks amirite
>>697784453
sheff lad here, the slags round here are getting rougher and rougher, the student ones are still fit but that's because they are out in gyms in that instead of getting pissed on west street
>>697788098
gen up m8, got hunners.
>>697788165
Sheffield here too. Wouldn't touch a local girl now.
>>697788116
I only heard of Buckfast thanks to Alestorm
>>697787726
Hey fuck..oh fuck it you're right.
>>697786285
She's actually got quite a pretty face. Shame.
>>697787492
>>697788084
Moar?! These are hot af
>>697788302
I love buckfast. Gives me palpitations, though.
>>697788165
ayy, I was born in Sheff. I adore the city, need to go on more nights out. Only been once and it was to Corp. I was off my tits on MDMA the whole night and it was ballin
>>697788026
Well be that as it may your rap will never be as good as ours so I take solace in that.
>I USED TO READ WORD UP MAGAZINE
>>697788001
Wine is cheap, also it make them feel less like scum of the earth than drinking frosty jack or White lightning
>>697788666
devil advocating drugs.
>>697784912
You've got it backwards. Britfags tend to fight pretty well, mainly because they don't have the added fear of getting shot so they fight a lot. Plus soccer hooligans and island mentality. Stabbings are a distinct possibility though. Even their kids carry knives.
>>697788165
still better pickings than somewhere like slough though.
>>697788301
As long as theyre not banging east london niggers, i'd still smash.
>>697788302
Buckfast - national drink
>>697788388
Dont feel bad, you make better movies.
>>697788459
wat.
bottle of buckfast for the pre-drinks, bottle for the train journey up town, bottle to down before going into the wherever the fuck, bottles to hide behind the bins so you dont miss the shop on the way out, bottle for a walk to the house party, bottle to share with a slut while youre knuckle deep.
>>697787726
No it's not.
oh my god,
>>697782159
Common?
Are there many of them running around ... let's say London?
I can't believe that ... :/
>>697788165
moved here for uni 7 years ago, the quality of the locals has gone way down but they are still well up for it.
>>697788526
more than welcome to come out with us friday pal, meeting eccy road for the footy then going division street to slay the young puss (if there is any that haven't gone home for the summer)
>>697788727
You should see the drugs they're doing too, 'pub grub coke' 10% pure 90% brick dust
>>697788220
Is that the same bitch? This is gross.
>>697788732
fuck all to do but fight/fuck and drink/drugs
been this way for thousands of years.
>>697789008
10% pure, you're fucking funny.
can do 10g in one night and all you get is a bad cough.
>>697789011
gross? i'd drink a pint of her piss to get where it came from.
>>697789000
Just on the gym thing, I miss the days where all the effort was just buying them a wkd/reef and you were in - it's all fucking cocktails now and they are well pricey
