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GET DOWN DUMMY, YOU ARE IN A WARZONE! >Singles die in combat

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GET DOWN DUMMY, YOU ARE IN A WARZONE!
>Singles die in combat
>Dubs get EVAC
>Trips broken arrow!
>quads get raped by the NVA
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Let me see your warface!
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rolling
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>>697762178
Rolling for quads
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Let's give em hell
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>>697762178
Rolling for rape.
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Bye
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>>697762178
i'll die a hero
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Broken arrow !
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Ah fuck! How fuck am I????
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>>697762178
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lets get rapey
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>>697762178
I'm not sure about military and war, I think it's ignorant and I'm just a civilian.
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R o l l
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>>697762178
get me the fuck outta here
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See ya faggots, I'm going home
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>>697762178
Oh god. I should have run from the draft.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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singles singles singles singles singles
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>>697762178
Rolling
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>>697762178
sup
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MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
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>>697762178
rollin for nog
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Guys I'm not gonna make i---
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>>697762178
Roll
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I'm proud to die for my country
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Christ not a single survivor
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Roll
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evac time
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kill me quickly
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it's a massacre
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I wanna see heaven tonight, so let's get this over with...
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>>697762178

pentaGET
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*dies*
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Here lies Anon
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Oh man!

I don't wanna die here, man! I've too much to live for!
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We're gonna make it boys
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Don't die on me Johnny
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So this is how D-day felt, huh?
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TONIGHT, I DINE IN HELL
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Rollin for quads
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I better live thru this!
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>>697762178
gary owen
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Roll
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Roll
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>>697762178
C-c-charge...
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Raaappeee murrrddeerrr
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>>697762178
https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5I
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i want them little gook dicks inside me
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Just fucking kill me
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OH SHIT
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>>697766534
Lol
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So we just die or get raped but we don't get to kill any gooks?
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Ahhh!!!!
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limp dick motha fucka
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Roll
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>>697766522
Sorry comrade, you get to go home.
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>>697762178
I'll break the record for headshots
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Roll
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>>697762178
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>>697762178
why not
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>>697762178

I GOT DA TRENCH FOOT SARG
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Get.
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roll
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yay
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Rolling
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I'M FUCKING READY
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>>697762178
I am ready
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Guess who's going home?

Check em'.
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>>697762178
Guys, look out! There's a sni-
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War!
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Evac go
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Roll
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It's been an honor serving with you, Sarge
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>>697767888
HOLY SHIT CHECKED
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>>697762178
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Fuck me jerry
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>>697767941
You know it.
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>>697762178
bringing hellfire
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>>697762178
war is hell
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>>697767888

HOLY SHIT
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>>697767998
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>>697767955
>>697767888
>>697766522
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GAAAHAAHAAAAAAHAAA!!!!!!!!
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>>697762178
roll
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>>697765059
You're wrong son, one of our biys made it.>>697763366
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Goodnight...
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FUCK
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Finally my life is over.
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>>697768011
You will not die this day
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Quads get!
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>>697768322

Neither will you, brother!
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Give 'em the cold steel boys, give 'em the cold steel!
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>>697762178
Survive!.... Survive!
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no Russians
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>>697762178
Get in you bastard
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>>697768322

For the Emperor! We shall prevail!
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die yo yankee scum!
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>>697767888
Sarge is dieded confirmed
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SWEET FUCK, THEY'RE IN THE TREN-
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>>697762178
BORN2LIVE
>CHECK THAT SHIT
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Rollin!
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Don't worry sir, I'll save you
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roll out
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Roll
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roold
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Slav get
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KILL MEEEEEE
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for the NVA die americans die! I'M A MARTYR
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>>697762178
see you in valhall
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Keep fighting men, we will win in the Emperors name!
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Lets rain FIRE on these damn gooks!
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>>697762178

He thought about the medic corps, and wondered what they'd find, He ain't gonna jump no more.
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IF ANY OF YOU ZIPPER HEAD KILLING SONS OF BITCHES MAKE IT BACK, TELL MY WAIFU THAT SHE'S A FILTHY SHIT
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>>697769552
Why the fuck did you marry her in the first place? You deserve to die
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I want my mommy, I don't want to die here, I don't wanthink to here please I just want out..
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>>697762178
rolling for a heroic death
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>>697769650
LISTEN HERE YOU GOOK SUPPORTER I STUCK MY WHITE MAMBA IN THAT SIDEWAYS PUSSY TO SEE THE LOOK IN HER COINSLOT EYES WHEN SHE HAD A BIG BALD EAGLE BRANDED COCK DEEP IN HER MEAT JUNGLE. THAT SHIT WAS SO GOD DAMN TIGHT A JEW'S POCKET COULDN'T COMPARE. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MOON SPEAKING FUCKS THAT IF I MAKE IT OUT ALIVE I'M GONNA GO HOME AND BEAT THAT NIPPONESE SLUT SO HARD HER YELLOW SKIN TURNS ORANGE FROM ALL THE SLAPS SHE GETS
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Hmm that wound doesnt look that bad...
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>>697762178
MEDICCCC
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>>697762178

We gotta get up to Phu Bai! Charlie's crawling all over this place - Check 'em!
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>>697762178
GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE, WE'RE BEING RUN OVER BY THE JAPS!
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This is war bro, but before i pass out...
*throw grenada*
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CANT WAKE UP SAVE ME!
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>>697762178
Yes
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>>697770601

Oh shit Grena-!
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Fuck
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>>697762178
oh shi-
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COVER ME YOU LIMPED DICK FAGGOTS
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>>697762178
Hey guys l-
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Is this a rocket?
Oh fuck!
leave the tank move move move.
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They're chewing us up here. Rolling for trips!
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IT GOES

IT GOES

IT GOES

IT GOES

GUILLOTINE
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>>697770911
Never forget.
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>>697770911
Get to the evacuation site, your tank will be repaired and re-crewed
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>>697762178
Please no.
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Roll
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>>697771117
They all died sir i couldn't to anything, how is my tank, will it survive? I love it so much.
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Một LỖ cạn NHỮNG NGƯỜI MỸ ĐỂ NÓI DỐI NĂM
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I SEEK AN END TO THE FIGHTING
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IT's alright Chief! i will bring the sniper down with a rock and these dubs!
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>>697762178
Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
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No please.
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>>697771636
*surrender heashot*
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>>697771334
2 guns remain operational, engine sustained minor damage. It will fight on.
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>>697771588
Someone get this man outta here!
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>>697762178
MEDIC!!!
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>>697771636
Sorry kid
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>>697771588
Take my hand motherfucker!
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>>697772205
He's already dead don't...oh fuck.
No no leave me alone!
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at least I tried VR CoD
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Fuck you
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>>697762178
ETA on that evac?
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>>697772355
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>Close eyes and see wife smiling
>Open them to hell on earth
>See enemy in my peripheral and swing my gun that direction

"... not like this"
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Nick Diaz wants DUBS!
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>>697772411
ETA 1 minute
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Get me out of heeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeee!!!!!
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>>697772475
Nick diaz get shot in the knee, lost his leg, and all his blood.
I can see it trough my scope, and there is an enemy sniper next to him. Is he aiming at me, no please d....
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>>697762178
Time to die
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Rollin
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>>697762178
to glory !
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Roll
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>>697762178
lets die
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well , the best die young
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>>697762178
get the hooch back to base and I'll cover you , Abracadabra Charlie! *opens fire on gun nest*
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Ready for hell.
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It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself.
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plz
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Need to reload!
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rell
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Easy
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All priority personnel have been evacuated
, let us charge the enemy brothers.
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rolling brothers!
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I don't want to be raped, keep you dick... No!!!
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I DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
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you don't know me
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Roll for post war ptsd
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Roll CALL IN THAT AIRSTRIKE
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Roll
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>>697774387
Can have 5 mens in my tank, and this time no rockets can beat it! I return to warzone!
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>>697762178
See ya faggots>>697762178
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>>697762178
rollan
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lets do this shit!
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>>697775230
proving you wrong
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Rolling
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>>697762178
FUCK YOU NAZI
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>>697775262
You NEVER get dubs, bitch
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I want to go home
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whoops, I didn't know that I couldn't do that
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>>697765165
*Ckgkrckrkf* "sir!" "its a bloodbath down here" "ckckgrckgch"
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>>697762178
I'm in the NVA though
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and i live
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Oh shit i think theres a sni
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FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK!!!!
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ROLL !
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>>697762178
lets go
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yo evac
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rawlinnng
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I DON'T WANNA DIE
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If only i rolled something besides trips
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>>697762178
YOU WILL NEVER GET ME
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*starts jacking off*
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alabama blacksnake
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streaks across the warzone
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Rip
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MEDIC!
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i have a wife and 3 kids
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>>697762178
roll
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>>697778476
yeah? well now they have no father. Faggot nigger - hope it was painful too
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allahuackbar
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faggot
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>>697762178
Combat rollin'
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operation dubs has commenced
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>>697762178
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ayyyy lmao
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peepee
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>>697778532
who said i was a man? i'm transdog and now you have triggered me and i'm calling the cyber pleesh
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>>697778820
i hope it was even more painful then - libcuck niggerfag
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No Russians
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Roll
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aint me
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Ahhhh noo ahh
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Not dis nigga
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What about the quints I'm rolling?
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>>697762178
roller
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>>697762178
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
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VALHALLA
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>>697762178
Fred Dursting'
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Czech em
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REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING
AND YOU WILL COME BACK ALIVE
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roooollll
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>>697762178
I ain't no fortunate one.
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WE MADE IT BOYS!
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>>697778877
only a nigger would say that
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Come and get me!
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>>697762178
Roll
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FUCK YOU CHARLIE!
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Rollo
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I can hack it....i can.....hack....it...........
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>>697762178
INCOMINNNNNG
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>>697762178
Watch out, I see a sni-
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Rolling once and once only
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Roll
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>>697762178
I just watched this shit for the first time last night that's funny as fuck
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>>697762178
Rolling
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Here is where I take a grenade for all my fellow /b/roldiers
Farewell. ;-;7
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>>697780443

Off trips by one. I deserve to leave this thread as a piece of shit
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>>697762178
valhala
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>>697762178
ayy
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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHI-
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Rolling in the morning
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going out like a legend sir
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>>697762178
Roll commander
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Rollerino
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>>697762178
EVAC it is.
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rolling for life
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>>697763845
Barely.
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rolling
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>>697762178
rollan
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I'M PRIVATE RYAN! REQUESTING EVAC, SIR!
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I never die.
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i got this
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>>697762178
SIR LOOK OUT BE-thwack!!!
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AAAAAAAAAH, COME GET ME YOU FUCKING GOOKS , GET FUC-
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>>697762178
....
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Roll
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>>697762178
Reporting for duty
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suck that lip in
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niggerniggernigger
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No greater honor
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I am ready
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>>6977621
check'em
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>>697762178
Go go go!
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>>697764937
Terry just got fucking snip
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Oh captain, my captain
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>>697762178
rollioli rollioli gimme the rapeioli
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Pew pew
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>>697762178
Roland
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>>697762178
ok
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take no prisoners
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Reporting for duty, faggots!!!
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>>697762178
Medic!
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Friendly AC-130 in the sky
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roll
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>>697762178
I don't want to die!
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>>697782066
Can't kill Hank hill
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Im ready
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>>697762178

You weren't there man!
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The only winning move is not to post.
>rolls anyway
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>>697762178
Black cuck posts are paid for by the porn industry.
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I'll never die!!
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pls no die.
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>>697762178
Is it finally my time?
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i live
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>>697782860

Sorry my bad.
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What if you get THESE!?! Bow down to the GOD OF GETS faggots
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>>697762178
rell
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kill me
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>>697782925
If you get one of them its a nuke
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>>697762178
mfw I get singles
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