New YLYL thread
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
New YLYL thread
ALRIGHT STOP
RAISE AN ARM AND LISTEN
ADOLF'S BACK WITH A BRAND NEW INVENTION
MY GAS
GRABS A HOLD OF THROATS TIGHTLY
THEN I FLOW LIKE THE WAFFEN DAILY AND NIGHTLY
WILL IT EVER STOP?
YO I DON'T KNOW
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND JEWS GLOW
TO THE EXTREME I ROCK A CAMP LIKE A FUHRER
LIGHT UP A JEW, MENGELE TURNS HIS FLESH TO A CANDLE
DANCE
BUM RUSH THE POLISH THAT SNOOZE
I'M KILLIN YOUR JEWS LIKE A POISONOUS MATZO
DEADLY
WHEN I PLAY A DOPE MELODY
ANYTHING LESS IS A FELONY
LOVE IT OR DIE
SUCCUMB TO MY WAY
YOU BETTER HIT ANNE'S EYE
THE KID DON'T PLAY
JEWS ARE A PROBLEM
YO I'LL SOLVE IT
CHECK OUT MY BOOK WHILE MY GOEBBELS REVOLVES IT
NEIN NEIN BABY
NEIN NEIN BABY
NEIN NEIN BABY
NEIN NEIN BABY
IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED
THEY SAID ‘IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?’
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.
lets go
>>697746804
NEVER.
>>697747053
The Chronic 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDYT45vvL60
>>697747480
fucking kekd
>>697747480
crying
>>697747480
my sides are in space
>>697747253
>>697747285
>>697747312
>>697747394
>>697747454
>>697747490
>>697747556
>>697747642
>>697747677
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Homu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" lesbian magical girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a mahou shoujo movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Homufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOMURA DID NOTHING WRONG." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>697746030
Never really "got" this one. Is it that they installed pipes that should've been on the ceiling to the floor?
>>697746804
lnlnln
>>697747290
Sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697747480
Reply
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
Haha. I lost.
>>697748060
Banana starter pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
Worst ylyl thread i've seen in a while.
For what purpose do you post the bananas? Is it funny to someone? Are they fun to post? I'm not even making a point here, I genuinely want to read your detailed explanation.
>>697748171
/signed
could be the worst ive seen in my entire life
>>697747290
Sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
Funny boy, haha. You totally got me
>>697748171
BREAKING NEWS: MAN DISCOVERS THAT YLYL THREADS AREN'T FUNNY
>>697748171
Preach
>>697746144
how tf did i lose to this
>>697748466
You got me wrong buddy. Out of all those boring YLYL threads, this one is the worst. Meaning this is more of a suicide motivation thread than anything else.
>>697747202
such an epic image
>>697746030
>>697746030
the fuck is that room upside down?
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746986
Kek. Remember this from yesterday
i havent been on /b/ in six months, and the first thing i see is a banana ylyl thread
i dont like change in my life so coming back to this felt quite comforting
thank you banana poster
>>697747480
reply
>>697748848
yeah looks like they installed reflected ceiling plan on floor. dmb fcks.
>>697748118
Indeed ~desu
>>697747202
Lost
>>697746804
Omfg
2016 banana pack
http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016+Banana+Catalog.zip
(696mb)
>>697746804
fuck
>>697746030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exeUpPlLS9Y
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>>697746804
fuck
>>697747068
beautiful dog, how rare to see something like this.
>>697750177
Fucking nigger, GTFO 4chan u dick ass cunt nig
>>697746804
offfffffffff
https://youtu.be/dsUvGA4uMdQ
https://youtu.be/5C4hXXuaE9I
https://youtu.be/vwoPPP3F8u4
https://youtu.be/9TgF6kBkPAA
>>697746804
nigger
>>697746804
Made me giggle
>>697746804
What
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697751764
white boy stronk
>>697748613
this one's actuall funyy
>>697746804
Fuck
>>697746804
>>697750759
did the died?
>>697747480
-_-
>>697752040
>>697746804
shit
>>697747480
reply
>>697747480
kek
>>697746030
Those sprinkler heads are never gonna go off. They're not close enough to a ceiling for a start, you'd have to heat that whole room up to 68 degrees for them to be good for anything.
The only thing laughable in this picture is that guys sprinkler fitting ability.
I'm guessing this was taken in Australia. This shit wouldn't fly where I'm from
>>697746804
you are nigger
>>697747480
>>697747480
fuck off
must be those aussies shitposting again
does anyone have that Pokemon go green text
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw
>>697747290
Sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697747290
Sleep tight kassandra :^)
>>697752659
fok u fgt
>>697746804
Hello.
>>697752659
ah shit
>>697746804
gay
>>697752807
Pretty good loop tbqh fam
>>697752560
truly inspirational
still cancer though
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697751158
>>697751221
>>697751334
sauce?
is this sfm?
>>697746804
fggot
>>697752560
idk why but i watched the whole video
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697747480
chode
>>697746144
fuck i just lost so hard and on the second fuckin pic.
>>697746804
lol
>>697752527
Bamp
>>697752659
This is the internet equivalent of "step on a crack break your mother's back" retardation. People need to quit validating this faggots existence by responding.
>>697747797
who is this stupid faggot
>>697751943
story?
>>697751962
This is calais?
Fuck i'm driving through there in a week or so. Be travelling at mach 4 to make sure I don't pick up any kebab
>>697752189
KEK
>>697755246
>>697755809
Thats cringe
>>697746804
These posts are getting pretty innovative
BAGOOOONA
>>697746804
eee
>>697750177
Those are some fucking sexy tits!
>>697746804
mom pls
>>697746804
cunt
>>697746804
EVERYTIME
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
Well memed
>>697749299
A woman would do some dumb shit like that.
>>697752659
shit
>>697757483
didn't really believe someone would buy it, did try it anyway for the lolz ;)
>>697757673
>>697757727
>>697751962
Look at all the poor children and woman refugees trying to get peacefully a lift!
>>697757652
you're welcome my friend
>>697757756
>>697748717
YOU PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT DIE DIE DIE
>>697747480
Biv
I'm a good son god damn it
Ugh. See you faggots in October. If I can hear Cicadas outside I shouldn't even bother with this shithole.
>>697747736
Slap it. It goes away quicker.
>>697757483
It's laid out on the ground for assembly/mounting. How fucking hard is this to figure out?
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra
>>697747290
Nobody cares retard
>>697750944
hot as fuck
>>697746804
fagit
>>697746804
Kaaskekkers
>>697747480
Fuck
>>697755809
Crimson Chin's alter ego.
>>697760679
long time no see.
>>697749299
Never send a man to do a woman's job.
Best banana thread ever
>>697746804
cunt
>>697747053
Keked
>>697747290
Sleep tight Keksandra :^)
>>697749299
It must be early if I'm laughing at this
>>697754081
Hungarian border friend, Calais is worse
>>697761544
worth it.
>>697751764
This is fucking great
>>697753624
shit i lost
>>697752449
Alpha
>>697746804
kek
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697752908
motherfucker i was eating
>>697754081
Nah mate, this is Nice.
>>697746030
Didn't get it
>>697747290
Sleep tight keksandra
>>697752659
Alright, that one made me chuckle a little.
capped this while playing prison architect survival edition
>>697761544
Love it
>>697752659
gold
>>697746804
I've been on secret chan and infinity chan. Haven't been here in a while. So disappoint.
>>697746804
wow
>>697746804
fuck off
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra
>>697747480
kys
>>697746804
Haha
>>697746804
Oh my days
>>697746804
hurfadurf
>>697747290
>Sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
what the fuck is this?
>>697752659
holy shit this is fucking retarded
>>697753323
yes
>>697746804
Ok nigger
>>697746804
Kek
>>697746804
nice meme
>>697746030
>>697755809
Still looks like the daughter of Herman Munster.
>>697751943
What is this faggotry
5 5
5
if you don't reply your mother will die
immunity won't work at all
>>697748271
The guy that posts the cancer banana is a faggot that enjoys spamming his gay ass shit all over 4chan.
The pic is what the asshole eats besides dicks
>>697749299
Bitches can't appreciate quality
>>697746804
Saw it coming a mile away.
>>697752189
The lone rider
>>697746804
nigger
>>697752189
Lmfao god I wish I had prosties near my area this would be hilarious to do. complete with the falling off the bike to dismount I love it
What happend o the bunny guy?
Btw. Must post this
Lost 2 this
>>697755809
Love this actor
>>697746804
Heyo
>>697752560
cringe
>>697746804
first time in a long time i got caught...
>>697746804
go fuck yourself
>>697751943
cute!
>>697746804
sheit
>>697746804
reply
>>697748158
lost to this shit. what is wrong with me.
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
Fuck, again with this shit, i just want to lurk in piece
>>697770345
lost it
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697746804
fuck you, die
>>697751943
8/10
Would cuddle with.
>>697747480
dayum
>>697752659
fuck you
>>697752659
again, damn
>>697746804
fuck
>>697746804
unfair
>>697772222
Whoa
>>697767344
Go away evil dogger.
>>697746804
Shit
>>697769954
This shit is glorious OC
>>697747290
sleep tight keksandra :^)
>>697773000
Tripwaster.
I never replied.
Mother is fine
