Captain. Unknown ship in range. They are scanning us.
On screen.
>>697735096
Open hailing frequencies
>>697735103
>>697735103
>>697735096
>>697735386
Gonna need sauce on that, /b/ro!
>>697735539
Somebody explain to me what the hell that is!
>>697735229
>>697735685
>>697735762
Its a bug sir, like a giant space beetle!
>>697735867
Worf calm the hell down! Wesley im sure its not a giant spacebug.
DARMOK AND JALAD AT TANAGRA
>>697736196
GIANT SPACEBUG!!!!!
>>697736428
With sails unfurled
>>697736464
Get that sonuva bitch off my bridge!!
>>697736649
We are being hailed.
>>697736810
Do the thing.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
>>697734950
I-I-INsecTs i ha-have taken over your ship you may either surrender yourself t-to me or DiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>697736939
Warble garble garf wort wort.
>>697737143
Its like a dinosaur or a donkey.
>>697737287
More ships inbound captain.
>>697737545
WORT WORT WORT
SIR A SHIP IS TRYING TO SIGNAL US
>>697737545
I'm sensing that there are more ships inbound captain.
>>697737545
Another unknown inbound.
>>697737802
>>697737796
>>697737697
Oh there are alot of you now. I am Jean Luc Picard captain of the starship Enterprise. State your intentions.
>>697737802
Well Im certainly glad that we are making new friends.
>>697738016
And what about your intentions, captain?
>>697738016
[force persuade] you will let me on your ship
>>697738016
Hello son. Im captain Jacob Keyes of the UNSC Cruiser Pillar of Autism. We are here to crash into something. Would you like an empty pistol with a full clip?
Captain! Engineering reports that we have a security breach!
Threads like this make me miss ids
>>697738198
>>697738251
>>697738322
Not now ladies im busy. You funny man please come aboard my ship. Keyes im somewhat unsure what you mean by empty loaded weapons. Please avoid crashing your space brick into my ship.
>>697738198
>>697738530
Wtf how does that suddenly happen. Gtfo Wesley we need an actual man on conn pls
>>697738530
M-M-MY cHILDREN have breached your ship P-PREPARE TO diEEEEEE
>>697738732
I concur number one. Please remove ensign crusher from the bridge untill he grows pubic hair.
>>697738721
You'll always be my special boy.
>>697738732
>>697738953
>>697734950
There's only one Star Trek that does not suck balls.
>>697738983
Are you deaf boy? OFF MY BRIDGE!!!!!
>>697739113
We doin are best!
PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT
"HONK!"
Greetings, Captain Pi-kard!
>>697739113
>>697739116
Captain, permission to remove individuals from bridge?
>>697739058
>>697738983
>>697738906
I-I-I HAVEEEEE ta-aken the LIBerty of modifying ENSIGN CRUSHER u-uusing some CYBERnetic modifactIONS and a V-VIRUS
He is now moreee beautiFUL than ever beforeeeee
>>697739116
>>697739284
Oh would you please? I would appreciate that. Also please find out about that intruder.
>>697739058
Mommy needs a little help, honey...
>>697739325
Christ you know what? Fine. Do whatever the hell you want. I dont think you can fix him though.
This is bloody chaotic.
>>697739721
I-I-I HAVEEE INFECTed the entire engineering deck with a mutation virus THEYYYYY arE under My cOMMAND
SURRENDER YOUR SHIP AND you will h-h-have the privilege of not being liquidated
>>697739325
Listen shitpaste, you've got gay space soldiers warping in, an A.I. with a god complex and a teenage fuck machine for your comms officer. What kind of goddamned ark is this? Hey Riker, can I bum a smoke?
So we have an unknown alien fleet. An intruder screaming obscenities at crew members somewhere going on about the force. A retarded space brick trying to crash into stuff. Fucking Quark! Some computer face woman looking for children. Kirk bein a dick. Incest on deck C. Fuck you all when im doin with this line of coke raise shields and fire randomly at anything within range!!!!
>>697740322
Wait guys! I'm sure there is a way we can solve all of this without anyone getting hurt!
Lets just think about what is happening. Last I remember, my friends and I were fighting Discord...
>>697736428
I FUCKIN LOST IT
BURN MAIM KILL!
>>697740554
PURGE THE UNCLEAN
>>697740554
Q? Enough of this!
>>697740497
he be chill space captain man
let's find some ladies and get down to the love making
BRB going to the badlands for a quick mission
>>697740812
Shut up brannigan im already on it! You may help yourself to replicated cocaine.
>>697740895
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>697740780
>>697740497
A strange presence is felt on-board the ship as a strange figure in white robes appears behind all of you with an unamused look on his beautiful face.
"I was wondering how long it would take one of you to figure it out. I have to say, Picard, I would have thought you would save some cocaine for me."
>>697740322
"Didn't think I'd see you again, let alone here, Jerusalem. Don't think I've forgotten that favor you owe me for curing that nasty bit of cancer you had."
what the fuck is happening here ?
>>697741079
>>697741068
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean!
>>697741079
Whos talking!? Is that you jesus?
>>697739469
Instant tachyon emissions from my pants
>>697741332
just your friendly neighbourhood reptoids
>>697738530
>>697741331
No hope, only despair.
>>697741332
"Uh, no, dummy. I'm here to make the enterprise great again."
>>697741537
>>697741449
same person
>>697741079
Oh its just Q. Cocaine is on the dresser Q.
>>697736428
Lost
Fucking tamarians out of nowhere
>>697741537
We already have a wall trump. RAISE SHIELDS!!!!
um hello men of space
me and my dear sister need you guys to shoot at heaven there's two very rude and crude angels up there that deserve a good ion cannon shot
I hear there is a position for tactical officer
>>697741947
Yeah I quit due to not being able to drive
>>697741945
BLAM!
Fucking Heretics.
>>697741506
This is my favorite thing of all fucking time.
>>697741522
The Emperor shall be my shield, heretic.
Also, nice dubs.
>>697742116
did you just try to shoot at us ?
you do realize you shouldn't shoot a gun inside a ship
it's against the ruuuuuuuuurrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuus
Fuck this circus. I'm hitting ten forward until further notice. Chat up these niggers.
>>697742275
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
>>697741945
Obrien beam up the woman i am going to sex her.
>>697741156
Yuri Gaggaran was a real man.
Beep beep! Here comes da jeep!
>>697742578
Which one is the woman sir?
>>697742704
.............actually im not sure.
>>697742773
ya'll got anymore of those unused spaceships ?
In comeing
>>697742773
Are they both women maybe? That one is rather mannish.
>>697742728
Pffft, fuck up ya cuck.
>>697734950
>>697735103
>theyre scanning us
>on screen
scanning =/= hailing.
>>697742977
I AM NOT A MAN
just saw the new movie.
was pretty cool lil action sci fi. humor was pretty good too.
i miss the philosophy though, i hope the new series coming out focuses more on that rather than cool tech and bright lights.
This fucking thread is insane.
Ships flying in from fucking nowhere, random fucking characters dropping in for some reason, and two fucking Warhammer guys having a duel of retardation. 10/10
>>697743097
DUUUUU DU DU DU DU, DU DUUUUU!
>>697743135
Listen, you're dead.
You must leave the thread now.
>>697743193
Moar lens flare?
>>697742913
Heres an unused spaceship.
>>697742980
You wanna go heretic?
Also, fuck captcha.
>>697743224
In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there is only war.
>>697743242
[motorcycle noises]
>>697743042
I meant show the ship.
Wheres Ten-Forward? They got a dj?
My tricorder shows a rare Pokemon on yer bridge... would ya guys mind if I grabbed it real quick?
>>697743504
>>697743387
I already did have a go, and I'm winning.
>>697743135
Are you sure?
>>697743812
I will admit, I'm running out of shit to post. The thread normally just kind of stops at this point.
A man of science is here! let me fly your space boat to the green bitchs!
>Mfw Klendathu ground invasion
>>697743989
You cant kill the metal.
>>697743989
Just admit that Horus was right and denounce your pretender of an emperor.
Post dax and keyra you shitcunts
>>697744069
Yeah that battle really bugged me. Would you like to know moar?
>>697743344
yea that would be cool too
>>697744382
Now and always!
>>697744475
>>697744226
>>697744069
>>697744382
i take it we are lost now. no gree bitches...
>>697744226
Never! Only in death does duty end.
>>697744307
Sorry, she's busy.
>>697744475
And what the fuck are you going to do about it?
>>697744578
Are you saying you arn't a loyal citizen of the Terran federation?
>>697744578
I....have a......ship. where ARE......these........green bitches?
Captain space weaboos coming from the left and they have brought hentai and over powers pew pew guns
>>697744628
SKULLS FOR THE THRONE!
>>697744962
Do they have.......the fuzzy lady.....ones? The ones.....with.....animal ears?
>>697745027
We will watch all heretics die
>>697743482
captain would probably go to yellow alert and put shields up before he asks to see whatevers scanning them on screen.
>>697744944
near a galaxy which homes a planet of the angry sandvags. great booze but must steal at night
>>697745027
>>697745178
This is my final post brother. Burn the heretic in the name of the Emperor!
New signal on these sensor thing... my god captain... it's feminism!
>>697744962
Prepare your anus
>>697745178
No you don't.
>>697745184
Dont tell me what i would do on my ship. Snort this cocaine and help me and kirk get to the green bitches. Im told we have to steal booze at night.
>>697736581
Shaka when the walls fell!
I'm binge watching the ENTIRE series, on I'm about done with the original (watching it now, as I type). What can I expect of The Next Generation, Voyager, Deep Space Nine, and Enterprise? I really like what I've seen and love the characters. Do they get better or worse you think?
>>697745483
or angry sandvags will come dogging our assess with something. i dont speak sandvag. i bought this puppet thinking it would translate but i was duked!
>>697745597
Eatch show has its own charm, I like them all for different reasons.
>>697745245
Sandvag and booze.......... you say.
>>697745597
ive only seen next generation.
some are so damn slow and boring but others are just amazing.
i think the ones featuring the character "q" are the best. there are some episodes that are just mainly about the relationships between the crew. i skip those as i dont really care about the drama aspect of the series.
>>697745345
I win.
>>697745683
I really like the humor in the original series. Would you say it's humor is exclusive to the original, or does it carry on?
>>697745676
Samething happened to me.
>>697745739
Bru Wtf? The human aspect is the best part of the show!
But yes Q episodes are good, the Voyager Q episodes are some of the best.
>>697745597
TNG is great once it gets going. Far and away better than TOS. DS9 first season is a bit iffy, but it gets decent, even if it doesn't feel like trek due to being mostly on a space station.
VOY has more of the exploration theme and introduces some cool races, as well as makes others more "prominent" enemies. Some of the characters lack growth or substance though... still, I loved VOY.
Hopefully you watched ENT first. It sets the stage for things. It was good for the short run, but it had its flaws, including pop intro music...
>>697745811
It carries on, all Star Trek series are a blend of story drama action and humor.
The humor is found in all of them, DS9 gets heavy at times but it has some really funny parts, characters and episodes.
>>697745413
Back into the Maelstrom with you
>>697745934
The temporal cold war was the biggest flaw, it annoyed everyone, other than that I like it.
>>697745597
Every single Star Trek goes like this.
Seasons 1-3 / Weird, but you might go back for a couple of good ones.
Seasons 4-6 / Damn good, writing is good, characters are in good development, great episodes.
Seasons 5-7 / Weird again. Mostly because of rushed writing. You won't watch those unless you want feels.
>>697745983
These guys are so fucking huge wtf. I cant even compete!
>>697741537
kek, I'll help you!
We'll make Enterprise great, we have to throw out Troi and Worf, they're unclean.
>>697745699
sandpaper crafted vag stuffed with angry sand. they catch ya trying to steal their booze they want to do the sandy sex
>>697745739
When I was younger my dad and mom would always watch the show and I liked the human aspects of it, despite being younger than 9, but I've completely forgotten most of what i've seen, and since all series are now on Netflix, decided its probably the time I watch them all.
>>697745934
I didn't, and I didn't know it was a prequel until I was done with the first season of TOS, so I might go back and watch it before I watch TNG, would you recommend that?
>>697745968
Awesome!
>>697746071
I'm not saying TOS wasn't great. It definitely was.
I'm just more preferential to TNG, and Captain Picard strikes me more like what a Starfleet Captain should be. He a not as quick thinking as Kirk, nor as impulsive... But brings a sense of nobility to the role that only Patrick Stewart could have.
>>697745837
shame. but at least we can whore them out and get our money back
>>697746180
Season 7 of TNG was really good and seasons 6 7 of Voyager where also really good.
The only episode I find boring was the TNG pilot encounter at far point, it's good just long.
>>697746341
I would recommend it for the "chronological sense" it will make. It shows things from the perspective of humanity before we got so advanced, and before we had power in the Galaxy.
>>697746340
Im.......okay with this.
>>697746258
Come with us Spartan and purge the heretics
>>697746467
Encounter at Far Point was lengthy feeling. Watch the remastered version of TNG or it feels more dated.
I have something to confess /b/
I have watched all of DS9, and VOY probably 5 times each.
I haven't watched all the TOS episodes, and have watched all of TNG maybe twice.
Should I kill myself?
>>697746344
I was talking Enterprise, I really liked enterprise but it could have done without the temporal cold war.
TOS and TNG are really good.
>>697746538
Will there be tiny blue see through women? Its kinda my thing.
>>697746534
i have the feeling you will be the choosen one that gets them moist. i can be wrong. but those eyes say other words.
>>697735344
sauce?
>>697746653
I have watched every episode of every star trek more times than I can remember, for the last 5 years I watch a few episodes every evining and cycle through the shows again and again snd again.
>>697746689
Ah yeah, sorry, I thought you were the anon who hadn't seen ENT.
It could have done without... But I didn't hate it like some.
>>697746709
Yes moisture....... is my specialty.
>>697746694
You are a weird one
>>697746653
Give them a try, especially the remastered version of TNG. You won't be disappointed. Just give it time.
>>697746813
I really liked the characters and the feel of enterprise, other Star Trek had that far future feel but enterprise felt 22 century, it felt closer to us and I loved the "we don't know shit about the galaxy let's do some explorin!"
>>697746920
They remastered TOS, I don't think they remastered TNG.
>>697746944
That's exactly what I loved about it. No energy shields, no overwhelmingly powerful ship. Just a polarized hull and missiles. xD
>>697746902
I also enjoy.........tiny blue........ see through women.
>>697746996
They definitely remastered TNG, at least for Netflix.
>>697746694
Xenos will be purged
>>697747103
They cleand up the quality but the effects and such are all still original.
>>697746869
YES! i must see this!
but the screens are down!
>>697745934
Well spoken. I love all of them, I have watched the animated series too, it was a little too dry, but okay. I think that i'll see it again, and it'll come out in Blu Ray soon!
DS9: More complex, more restricted in a place, but I love this. Takes a little time to warm it ut, the nigger captain is awesome, I love him! Worfs comes later in. O'Brian is also there. Some recycling of stories, but in total I really like it.
VOY: 80 years trip makes it's an interesting story, a lot of cool things, in a way better scripted than TNG. Stories could be more complex or as wild as TOS.
TNG: A little dry, takes some time to warm up, s02 is great, looking at s03 right now, great stories, true sci-fi with brain.
TOS: My favorite! A little simplistic, and maybe too cheesy, but it's impossible to be disappointed, wild classic sci-fi stories bound in a wild western style, it's usually charchter drived.
I recommend the nit-picking books from Phil Farrand, it's fun to read/see errors, many of these are very subtle.
>>697747041
Followed by "hello Klingons I ams friend!" "Fack off earthman we not friends!"
>>697746996
Http://trekcore.com/blog/2015/08/remastered-star-trek-tng-episodes-hit-netflix-usa/
>>697747185
Negative. There are new effects in place.
>>697747360. New thread.
>>697747274
Oh yeah, all of that. Not to mention "Wat did Klingon say?" "Why they hate us for help?"
>>697746344
I really like Benjamin Sisko, it's a more aggressive combatic captain, it's more on what the millitary likes, a offensive captain who develops and elvolve in a hostile enviroment. DS9 is awesome, I needed some time first to overcome it's issues.
I forgot ENT: Disliked strongly the title melody first, then I loved it later. Great stories, but could be more intelligent or more sci-fi,peoples are not morons.
s03 has a long plot, I really liked it.
I see that sci-fi series do suffer under the requirment of 24 episodes per season, it takes time to write, build and film, so the TNG are very impressive.
>>697746653
nope you're a normal fan.
I watched first TOS on TV for 15 years ago, and got addicted on it, then I discovered TNG, VOY. DS9 wasn't aired sadly. I have seen everything several times, and it's still enjoyable. Now it's TNG; for two years ago it was DS9, for 3 years ago it was VOY, and beforethen TOS. (last year it was Babylon 5, I love it) Soon it'll be TOS, but it'll be in winter.
>>697747890
english is not your first language.
what is it
>>697747975
>>697747975
true. not your business.
>>697748202
im just curious.
>>697748313
I can understand that.
but in this case I wanted too keep it to myself. I can technical english, but on a board like this, one have to be a fast writer, or it'll disappear, so I gets more errors than normally. (I am from Scandinavia)
>>697748791
>Scandinavia
i was guessing mexico.
your english is pretty good man.
>>697749082
thanks, but as you noted, it could be better. In a way it's a good thing to write without proofreading.
>>697738530
Wesley's gay. I heard that he gave Geordie a blow-job in Engineering in the Di-Lithium chamber last Thursday.
