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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
@697667115
I've been here since 2002
I sucked jesus's dick while he was on the cross.
>ITT: newfags and me
![[]Denis.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kU6Pqm4.jpg "[]Denis.jpg")
i bet newfag can't name this game
>>697667115
I bet you're a roodypoo.
>>697668010
Imma new fag
Looks like triad
Jenkem for the win
i remember the banana
@697667115
<oldfag
Why do you want to know how old I am? And please don't call me a fag, I'm not gay.
mentioning candlejack is the most obvious way to show you're an ol
>newfags can't triforce
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>>697667115
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH.
last thing i remember, not been on here much since
(808) 877- 8097
CALL NOW THEY SURELY MUST HAVE A COPY FOR PURCHASE
>>697669215
Oh. My. Fuck. I nearly killed myself to escape that!
>>697667115
Inb4 copy pasta triforce bread
>>697667115
lol
Duckroll
>>697668945
True, candlejack is a -
>>697667115
i wanted to die before 2012
>>697669255
Wat?
> The pool is closed.
> I am 12 years old and what is this.
>>697667616
Yet you cannot respond correctly? Doubt it.
>>697669580
That damn c
You're all bosnian kids
>>697669677
wasn't here for the endless card stand posts?
>>697669706
4chan launched in 2003. You fail too.
>>697668945
Why the fuck you talk abou
Pool’s Closed
Row Row Fight the Powah
i saw someone post r@ygold
I cant file a 1040EZ anymore.
>>6976704
>> kek
>>697667115
My first memory of /b/
>>697668010
Ur mama at the block?
It's called a usb line. I'll show you later.
OLDFAG HERE, WITNESSED THE BIRTH OF LE SIT MAN
lol u tk him 2da bar?
bout a year before this, been through a lot of summers and the fags it brings
Shoe on head
Been here for 15 years nothing you can say will prove otherwise
>>697667541
>>697670334
still too soon man
>>697670811
>>697667591
Not this shit.... what happened with the 'artist'?
>>697670334
Tell me she's not actually dead there. Also, FFS dude.
>>697667115
>>697669021
shit never worked anyway for me lol
>>697670334
c'mon.. too soon, not cool bro
newt grinwich
>>697667115
maybe im just too demanding
maybe im just like my father too bold
>>697667115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
>>697669482
lol - (short for laugh out loud)
Delicious cake
>>697669255
some madman threw it over
>>697669298
Holy shit
roody poo
So I hurd you like mudkipz?
>>697671018
loooong cat is looooong
>>697669255
this shit is the last thing i remember too
watched op delivering like 3 times
>>697667541
longcat is looooooooooooong
Can Milhouse be a meme?
>>697668143
Shut the fuck up you new candy-assgot
>>697671750
Many people threw it over, the day op actually delivered
>>697668945
this meme is so bullshit you guys are ju
>>697667115
I only came here for Cracky
nigga stole my bike
All your base are belong to us.
It'll take a crane to get it out
>>697667425
true old fag and knowing that makes an old fag, and just for shits ill throw in "the game"
>>697672359
This
i miss the motherless posts.... they dont do that shit here no more
>>697672524
Aww FUCK I havent lost in years
>>697667115
i can triforce
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>>697667115
www.zombo.com
go there, enjoy, thank me later
Heat is Die
>>697672630
Motherless has been.scrubbed and sanitized, ready for the next generation of "tolerant and understanding" Internet users that don't accept anything outside of their worldview and narrative.
>>697670334
Who's that?
>>697672955
Too soon mate.
>>697667115
Not so old
>>697670703
Wait I think I remember isn't that the kid that killed himself over a iPod?
>>697667115
newgrounds was the shit
>>697668010
ROTT
>>697672955
never ask
SINK THREAD?
It takes a crane to get it out
>>697668143
50 get > kek
>>697673488
Does that imply I'm a old fag?
I remember when /b/ wasn't full of traps
>>697672455
Loved that one
>>697673185
mods are asleep
>post sinks
>>697673503
Dropped my phone under the couch.
Took a crane to get it out.
>>697667115
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>here I am moot!
>>697667115
Amber lamps
does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP5c_MEs9mo
>>697673829
Woah black betty
>>697671226
traffic doesn't increase during the summer because most of the people who are here every other season ignore this site for the summer thereby canceling out all the summerfaggots migrating in for the season.
time for some new pasta dindu
>>697672876
John Lenin was the original, faggot.
>>697673586
no. you're summer. sorry anon
>>697667115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ
dsfargeg huynurnumcimaoiu crxiuonxu,ofnwamzocxdj fiome,xfi0we rrñigmuwpro{xcfmirwurme,cxpo.
B& ME FAGGOTS I DARE YOU
Ohio
heh, nothin personnel kid.
>>697673809
Take 3 phones, label them 1, 2 and 4. Put in the table and watch people look for number 3
>>697674206
>is for lovers
Not an oldfag though.
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>>697667115
he got busted
>>697674103
Wow I thought I had big cums
>>6976680z>>697668010
Isnt that the counter strike 1.6 thing people used to play before battlefield and cod?
>>697667115
This happened about 5 minutes from where I live. If there is interest I will go there and time stamp.
>>697667115
>me on the lettuce
>>697667115
op is faggot
>>697674517
Nope
It's a USB line, I'll tell you later.
>>697674331
The consequences will never be the same
My first memory of 4chan is gore threads. I'm pretty sure I started here in like 2012 and sure there was plenty of memes and porn, but the one thing that stood out most to me was how many gore threads there were. I'd never seen anything like it and I was disgusted but intrigued at the same time. I'm not the same person since then and I can honestly say it made me wish I never came here.
Thanks 4chan
>>697674517
That handicap guy on wheelchair with lazy eye, who kept saying "what the balls, thanks 4chan" i don't remember the full story tho
>>697667115
>>697667115
I remember when this image was first posted, Who posted it and who JRR is Now that's old fag it was posted last centuries.
Lost my ipod.....time to die....
hey give me this without text please i am not oldfag but this is my first happy b/ memory
>>697667115
I remember when /gif/ only had a couple porn threads a day. Now /wsg/ exists bc /gif/ is only porn lol.
>>697675943
I also remember this.
I shared computer with bro, and i remember i could browse /gif/ just casually, pretending that i'd been looking at fun gifs
Do you guys remember that heaven guy? Man he was annoying.
>>697672955
It's just such a sad story
>>697667115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
Original Meme do not steel
Wasn't much of a /b/tard in 2003 but I've been going to 4chan since around the inception of /y/. I just came here for porn and found most of you repulsive. I can't believe I will actually come to like this place.
Once you're in, you will never get out.
>>697676892
/b/ didn't exist in 2003 you fake fuck
>>697671264
he's pretending to be a girl now called christine and is just as fucking retarded as ever
>>697672955
perfection, its still too soon
I just remember the GLORIOUS hate traps used to get. I took a couple years off and those thigns are fucking everywhere now. Fucking inbreds
>>697667115
Thats McDonalds...
ask a McDonalds manager anything.
>>697677028
If you say so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
>>697672087
And the owner kept looking at the camera afterwards, jej.
>>697669298
The lack of sauces given for this particular pictograph makes me believe this may in fact not be accurate
>>697677419
its burger king you fucktard. the guy who originally posted that was found, reported to BK and fired. you fucking newfag who doesnt know shit
>>697667115
>OLDFAG
>posts pic from 2 years ago
get the fuck out of here you newfag
you aint shit
>>697678921
aw common kitten dont get upset
>>697679455
shutup nigger go suck your dads dick bitch
>>697670811
That was 6 years ago, Fuck man I'm getting old.
>>697670703
he was an hero to take it all away
>just saying i am a newfag i just heard of this whole story
the Grifter
>>697668010
Strife?
fuk u opee 9bag is best chan
>>697668010
newfag here but it kinda looks like a modded version of doom/quake?
I started lurking in 08 and quit around 13. Just now starting to lurk again. Also I remember roody poos
>>697680242
pls to be telling me
>>697667541
WTC isn't that tall.
>>697667115
it was so cash when that sucker got fired
>>697667115
i was here before the rock started cooking
>>697672251
Good times! I was her age when that happened. She was my first girl crush on 4chan.
>>697670755
le about to sit man's journey is one of my all time favourite songs
>>697668010
ROTT
>>697681211
I was here before the rock started rolling.
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>697676401
he died a few times though...
>>697670811
YA' DUN GOOFED! I BACKTRACED IT!
>>697682192
I wonder if heaven is still patrolling this board, shitposting as he used to..
>>697670334
before then....and we must never mention this. It's too soon. The world cannot handle "The Grifter" you fuckin roody poo.
The consequences will never be the same and good luck finding me, Leroy Jenkins becasue All your bases are belong to us and I am behind 7 Boxxies!
>>697667115
>>697674552
>.gif
I don't think so nigger
I'd like to fuck her in the vagina, mouth and anus with full force!
Marblecake, also the game.
>>697667115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqBsiHBjit8
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APPURU MILKU (APPLEMILK)
>hitlerdidnothingwrong.jpg not found
plebs
someone post the triforce magnet story
>>697667115
I remember that thread, wont eat at Burger King no more.
You remember pic related?
>>697672955
It's a horrible story man
>>697670334
Wow thats a bit too soon
>>697672524
Ah fuck you!
>>697667115
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Roody poo
>>697682537
he was a sage and now he's gone for good
>>697667115
Sup
>>697667115
Nahh, I've seen the video made for Dross: Las 7 comidas más asquerosas de Burger King
>>697684792
you think?
i think he still lurks and is still that one annoying guy in threads
I used to fap to duck.
>>697681164
trolling camwhore nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1zJearXAlk
The melt down was some of the best lulz.
Mitchell will be an hero
>>697667115
This was higligted by so many youtube chanels u summerfag
>>697667115
Check Em
>>697667541
Willis Tower
>>697673932
>implying that 4channers have things to do during the summer
>>697685181
at some point I thought she was putting on a briliant act. some people just shouldn't be on the internet.
btw. anybody remember that dude, who got his mom to suck him off and recorded audio of it?
>>697669706
Jesus fucking christ get fcking baited you filthy summerfag
>>697670032
DIE
>>697681049
Well it's not anymore
>>697667616
Hey everyone this oldfag was here a full year before this site was even launched
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/4chan
>>697685784
nah, don't call him a summerfag. he's obviously a facebookfag. facebookfags are summerfags all year long
quite an old fag if you ask me
>>697667115
I don't have any proof, you would just have to Habeeb it
>>697670703
What an hero
old memes are all the proof i need
>>697667115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvweMBCqAs
Pwn3d
We used to say that
>>697686335
hero
>>697686280
TWINKIE HOUSE!
I was here when Chris Forcand went to jail.
>>697667115
Speaking of summer, who could forget this legend. Before all of this BLM there was the trial that acted as a precursor the Chimpout
>>697686475
4 teh lulz
>>697686280
Itty bitty baby, Itty bitty boat.
>>697684961
at least post a meme or something
>>697685934
I was here in 1999.
Fuck your face.
Anybody around when we accidentally jimmy russels?
>>697684902
It had a dope ass OST though.
>>697686016
>facebookfags are summerfags all year long
truth.
>>697667115
Who was phone?
>>697686769
DOWN WITH SNACKS!
>>697674136
somewhere, somehow, a neck beard with a loll belly button fetish is ruining this sentimental moment.
>>697677039
never forget moot
>>697674363
thats virginia dumbfag
>>697667115
>>697667895
Girugamesh isn't that old you fucking faggot.
>>697687008
kek
>>697667115
HAha he stepped in the cabbage trays!! :D
I was here before project chanology
I was here before an hero was all the rage
>>697686526
HACKERS ON STEROIDS
>>697687151
2008/2009 isn't old?
>>697687276
That's 6 years too late to be true oldfag
>>697685181
I think we won.
>>697687163
It's lettuce at burger king
>>697685181
oh my God, this is priceless.
>>697687457
oh yeah, shit was so cash
>>697670334
too fucking soon man, too soon
I found 4chan 3 months ago am I an oldfag yet?
>>697687720
nah, give it a few more minutes
>>697670811
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!
>>697687720
do you fap to traps while wearing panties yet? no? then you're still a newfag
>>697673573
That can't be that long.
https://discord.gg/fJdzw93
https://discord.gg/fJdzw93
oldfags only
>>697687450
haven't seen efg in several years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY
>>697685181
I think she broke my headset
I really dont feel like it's a win-situation....
mods are asleep
>>697684961
Not a meme
>>697667115
>I'll be there in 10 minutes, keep watching OP will deliver this time
>>697670334
too soon man
>>697667115
roodypoo
>>697688261
remember when there were nice .rar files sitting snugly inside most of the images in those threads?
PUDDI PUDDI
Proof. OP delivered so many times in this tread
>>697670811
holy fuck 6 years went by fast
>>697679757
>>697678921
Keep reading all those wikipedia articles and encyclopidia dramatica ones to prentend you're an oldfag.
Fuck summer.
>>697668143
>Not having original screenshot of >>1
Fuck off you candy-ass roodypoo
>>697670334
is this a bait picture or something?
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>>697686892
is this real?
>>697672026
No; Milhouse isn't a meme. "Milhouse isn't a meme" is a meme though
>>697688756
>stop music
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>>697688807
lurk more you fucking faggot, you make me sick
>>697687470
haHa :DD
>>697688807
is this a fantasy?
