ITT saddest things you did that make you ashame by now.
>be newfag about 15yo playing Diablo 2 all day
>never had a remotely decent item
>grab some pictures set of a teen I found on internet
>made up a story about her and catfish 3 or 4 guys from Diablo at the same time over MSM
>be a golddigger catfisher
>guys gave me all kind of pro items and even leveled my characters
>run out of pictures for catfishing and guys started to being suspicious now they wanted to videochat
>bought a razor and shaved my legs
>stole mom tongs
>hid balls with ducktape
>guys fell for it, never had so much items
>one of the dudes is in love and say I will be his wife, he wants to talk over the phone
>he promise me an "enigma" one of the best items in game
>tell my mom to talk with him
>she doesn't want
>make an hysterical scene screaming and throwing things to my mom
>dad says I am a disgrace and the worst mistake of his life
>mom find her missing tongs in my room and she calls blizzard to close my account
>try to kill myself with three bottles of tylenol
>get hospitalized and went into forced mental health program
Did you ever get an enigma?
Lol
So are you more gay or stupid?
>>697663143
Perfect.
Wtf are tongs? You mean thong?
dis give me a boner
>>697663143
enigma was not even that hard to get.. sigh
>>697663143
not really that crazy when you consider 15 year old brain + best video game ever made at the time... I literally failed every class in school because of d2
>>697663143
ignored this girl i knew liked me and she killed herself a few months later
>>697663464
Dis guy has no musscle tone what so ever.
>>697663898
>implying there's a way it can be your fault
>>697664108
I could have helped her she got no attention from guys
>>697663143
Worst I got is turning down about 15 different girls and now as a result I'm still a virgin at 28. Meh.
>>697663898
That's actually pretty depressing
>>697663143
kek
>>697663898
an ex gf of mine also killed herself one month after i broke up with her; it wasnt my fault and it also was not your fault. some bitches are just total crazy souldraining beasts. move on.
>>697663143
Told a girl i would go to prom with her and i chickened out of it in HS. To this day it makes me cringe at how much of a faggot I was.
>>697663934
Dat filename bro
>>697664240
You couldn't of known dude
Don't let it eat you up
>>697664240
still not you fault, some people are born mentally unstable and there's nothing you can do, also see >>697664991
>>697663143
Dude
>>697663143
This story is true. Here is proof. It's OP with his Mom's tongs.
>>697663143
>Had an online drinking buddy that I chatted with regularly for several years. She had been through some really fucked up shit, and so have I, so we talked a lot, commiserated. We became close friends, but only friends.
>Until... she started becoming more and more aggressively flirty. I did not hard-check that shit like I should have, at first I was oblivious, then assumed it was just playfulness, then it got awkward and I was sort of stuck. I should note, I made it very clear from the beginning (and then again on an increasingly regular basis after that) that I am happily married and that THAT was never, ever going to happen, period. Even so...
>Anyway, cut to endgame: she is approaching full stalker levels of obsession. I tell my wife what is going on, explain everything and show her chat logs, emails, etc. My very sensible wife says, "If this were some guy friend of mine who was after me, would you be OK with us still being friends?"
>MFW I know she's right. I told her I was cutting off all contact, and so I did. It's been 5 years now. She was depressed before, but inconsolable after. I feel like utter shit every time I think of it. She still Emails me every few weeks. I just don't answer. I sorely miss my friend, but I love my wife more. Feels bad, man.
>>697666717
show your wife pics of her convince three way
>>697667623
I'm actually pretty happy with monogamy, thanks.
I just feel bad for (and miss) my very good friend.
I wish she could have been happy with that.
I wish I had been less oblivious and playful, and more smart about what was happening from the start.
>>697666717
If you didn't explain anything to her before you cut contact with her then you should feel like shit anon.
>>697668373
I did explain. But I still feel like shit.
>>697663366
>>697663388
>>697665677
Nigs ain't checkin this shit? God dayum
>>697668504
Still it sounds pretty shitty to just abandon her like that since you knew she wasn't all that stable. But I guess there wasn't that much to do. You can start chatting but with your wife but I don't know how that would go.
>>697668504
post pics
>>697669028
Well, I could:
1) Do what I told the person I care about most, that I would do.
2) Say I would do one thing, but then sneak around and do something else instead.
The way I see it, those were my options. I chose #1. I still feel like shit for how heartbroken and abandoned she felt like. That will be something that weighs on my like a stone until I die, probably. But I would feel somewhat worse if it was the woman I love looking at me with betrayed, sad eyes.
Damned if you do, MORE damned if you don't.
>>697668827
who cares?
>>697669550
You made the right choice man, no doubt about that, but if that will eat you for the rest of your life then you should do something about it. You don't have to hide it from your wife. Together find a way to deal with this. Explain to her that you feel terrible and that you should do something and if she cares about you she will understand.
Don't expect the feeling to go away. From what I can tell you are not an ignorant faggot who doesn't care about other's feelings. But at the same time, you should care about your feelings too.
Just think about it, you don't have to do anything yet
College gf, sex was great, but I never fell in love and she fell in love hard. I break up with her because she deserved someone who loved her. That night she tries to kill herself she gets sent to the hospital for an OD. Her parents loved me, I get a call the next day from her dad, I expect him to be calling about me breaking her poor girls heart, as I hadn't found out about the suicide attempt. He's not upset, she told him the story and why I broke up with her. He tells me she's in the hospital and tried to kill herself, I start crying ask if she's ok. He states that she's going to recover just fine but she lost the baby... apparently she had been trying to figure out how to tell me she was pregnant, I never knew. Still messes with me from time to time.
>>697663366
lost it. Nice dubs
>>697672099
She was pregnant and she tried to kill herself instead of telling you? I can tell why you didn't fell in love with her anon
>>697663464
>come to him for help
kek
>>697666072
underrated
>be me
>be 18
>meet a crazy grill in the internet
>she was crazy and fat, but she likes rough sex, so fuck it
>she invites me to her house, buy a bottle of alcohol(wishky, very kind, i say her i love wishky)
>we drink the whole whing and fuck all night
>next days i cut all contact with her
>she call me a month later and tell me she´s pregnant
>i didnt believe her
>say her to fuck off
>one year later her sister told me she abort and fell in depression
>still feel bad when i think about it
>she calls me from time to time
>>697672933
You don't deserve these dubs you faggot
>>697673169
>>697672625
She went hysterical, hyperventilating unable to talk. I left, she tried calling throughout the night, I ignored her calls. She probably did try.
>>697673288
>Half unfolds napkin, places on head
>Hold knife the wrong way round
Hope that guy pumped and dumped, because she ain't no keeper
>>697663366
legit question
>>697673169
Kek
Fucking underrated post
>>697663934
He cultivated INNER strength not outer strength
>>697672933
Holy shit. Man. I have that same story!
>>697672933
>she calls me from time to time
Do you answer the phone?
>>697663464
this dude be trolling he meant tongs
>>697665690
What a damn shame she'a gorgeous
>>697663143
>try to kill myself with three bottles of tylenol
>>697663143
>>697663143
The combination of autism and sociopathy that abound in this story's protagonist are astonishing.
>>697666717
good on you for having a sensible wife, anon
well, this happened twice now.
>be me
>met this girl about 1 - 1.5 month ago
>seeing alot and spending every weekend with her
>find out she broke up with her ex just before i met her
>get a crush on her
>came from bar with her 3 weeks ago and we kissed for the first time
>keep seeing her every day
>two weeks ago we were about to have sex but no condoms
>last Saturday i got prepared and bought a pack of condoms
>came from the bar to my place with taxi
>straight to bedroom to make out
>both of us were horny af and slip the condom on
>first 5 minutes felt good af, then i lost my erection
i remember telling her how sorry i were and ashamed. She just said it's ok, she understands. Alcohol and sex is never a good combination.
>same happened tonight
There's 4 possible explanations.
1. That was first time i ever used a condom. (others have been on pills.
2. She seems loose af, doesn't feel that good.
3.I'm just being nervous, i don't really know her well and it has been over 2-3 years since last time i fucked anyone.
4. I've lost my appetite for over a month. I survive with almost 5 pieces of bread / day. Maybe i just don't have the "power" for sex?
Anyway i'm so ashamed of not being able to pleasure her and im so in love with her.
>be me
>be 19
>have history with drugs and alcohol
>go to school program for 3 months in the caribbean.
>Everyone likes me kinda
>Not the worst human being they have met... Yet
>Turn into satan when blacked out drunk
>Get super fucked up one night after a drinking contest with 1 guy and a gril
>spend the next two hours sneaking into the appartments of other grills, trying to cuddle them while they sleep
>Wake up next day, figure out what has happend
>How can i have done this
>Spend the next week in bed, crying over how much of a horrible person i am
>Still hits me hard from time to time
Dont drink or do drugs anymore
>be me about 19yo (eurofag so alcohol from 16+)
>going to my sisters birthday party
(not really a party just going through some clubs)
>meet friends of her and start flirting
>after a while most of them leave
>one of her friends is really fat and i mean fat she had like 400 pounds and lost a lot had about 200 at that moment
>she buys me drinks i think fuck it free whiskey
>about a bottle of whiskey later i have no idea where i am
>everyone is gone just the 2 of us left
>go through the streets with her in my arm meet friends
>they tell me shes hot and i need to take her home
>think whatever take her home and fuck her
>her tits literally roll out of her bra because they are mostly skin
>try not to vomit from alcohol and disgust
>i just closed my eyes and made it through
>she was here the entire next day i couldnt get her to go
>finally got her out after i made up some bullshit about a friend in the hospital
>she tried to call me but i never answered
>some times 20+ times a day
>3 weeks later my sister told me she met her at the bus station she told her were together and we are in love and that she bought some kind of gift for me
>changed my phone number she came to my house a few times but i didnt let her in
>havent seen her since
tl;dr i fucked a ugly fat bitch for alcohol and she startet stalking me
>>697675385
Take some motherfuckin cialis bitch!
>>697674836
>casually using the word "protagonist"
>commenting on someone else's autism
>mfw
>>697663143
Nigga you gay.
>>697675431
Actual cuddling them....or an old fashioned Cosby cuddle?
>>697675385
viagra that shit until you sort your shit out bro.
>be me
>be 28
>mate invites younger sister to party with us
>she's 16 (age of concent is 16 here)
>When friend isn't around she comes onto me hard
>try to resist
>fail
>end up fucking her in back garden
>m8 still doesn't know
>I'm a fuck up and he bails me out loads
>feel like shit
>>697675660
>>697676222
sad thing is im only 22
>>697676337
>google deathgrip
>>697663143
Why take 3 bottles of tylenol when you could take just 12 aleve?
>>697675918
Going in to their beds and putting my arms around them. Feeling them and shit.
I dont really remember but i do remember that i stole a bunch of shit as well, and woke up with talkum powder all over the table, which i had snorted some of...
There's a reason i dont touch drugs ans alcohol anymore.
>be in two year relationship
>Talk about what we would do if she ever got pregnant, she is adamant she would get an abortion
>She stops taking birth control, gets pregnant
>Doesn't want to get abortion, wants to keep kid
>Tells me I can walk away and never talk to her again, have no contact and pretend like she had an abortion
>I do that
>Move across country
>12 years later
what u do is you go to the airport and ask for a ticket and you never come back
>>697663366
dub trips
>>697675918
>an old fashioned Cosby cuddle
What is an old fashioned Cosby cuddle?
>>697676563
Kek
>>697676563
>>697676654
Nice
>>697676654
You dodged a bullet, friend
>>697668278
U r a faggit
>>697663143
what the fuck is wrong with you? lmao did you think your mom would really do it? XDXD
>>697676654
Idk who dodged a bullet, you or her.
SIKE, HELL YEA. GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD ACTIVATED
>>697663143
Why didn't you just pay a cam whore? That's what I did in a mmorpg. I was our guild leaders gf and got special treatment like item drops and being in the main raid group. Good times I miss it.
>13 years old
>at YMCA summer camp
>meet this girl there, one of my only friends at that camp
>also kinda have a crush on her
>one day, she comes in all sad, saying she thinks she is ugly
>looking back on it, she was probably just fishing for compliments
>fell for b8 anyways
>try to make her feel better
>try to tell her she isn't ugly
>what I meant to say was "oh, you're not ugly"
>what I actually said was
"oh you're not THAT ugly"
>tfw she never talked to me again for the rest of camp
its been so many years since that happened, yet I'm still ashamed and want to smack myself in the face for saying that.
>>697676654
its because it was someone elses kid, its pretty obvious
>be 17
>whore gf breaks up with me
>be sad faggot
>find comfort in girl i knew from middle school
>hang out and talk alot
>she's in a shitty place in life but we're fucking great together
>fool around a few times
>whore gf wants back in my life
>take her back like a moron
>end up with her for like another 2 years
>all a waste of time
>still miss the other girl till this day.
>>697663464
He probably should have hit the gym a few times.
>>697668827
you sir, are cancer
>>697676571
How's snorting talkum powder?
>>697676563
My sides
>>697663143
>be annoying teenage cunt
>pretty good looking
>vain as fuck
>think every girl wants the D
>some friends and hot girl come over to drink
>get drunk and feel up the girl
>totally think she's into me and this is okay
>she's not into me at all
>leaves me house with one of the friends
>i wander outside to find them wondering what's up
>see them and they act normal
>walk the girl home then walk back towards my house with the guy
>day after my other friends tell me what happened
>realise i basically got drunk and felt some girl up who was too polite to tell me to fuck off in my own house
>apologise to all of them
>they forgive me and all still talk to me often
>take a huge blow to the self esteem that day
>way less self glorifying after that day
>still feel deep regret at what a huge prick i was
>>697666717
I was on the other end of that sort of story bro
I was suicidally depressed with only this one girl keeping me company every other night when we were both online, i was completely in love with her to the state where i made myself even worse when she wasnt online
Time heals, i did try to take my life a few times in the transition between her cutting contact and me recovering, but i recovered.
Trust me, even after everything, she will still hold some feelings of love for you, but she will move on to other loves that are far stronger
Just remember she'll always be thankful to you /b/ro, you helped her when she needed it.
>>697663143
> be me 6 yo
> in hospital
> some shit with my ears and a fever
> shared the room with an other boy 4 yo
> my mother visits me EVERY day for hours, cause my father does the money
> the boys family visits only sparingly in the evening. both had to work. kid is sad as fuck. my mom is extra nice to him
> i got envy
> after a few days I could go home, the boy had to stay longer
> the evening before the day I was leaving I started to call him names and mock him and shit
> hear him cry in the nigth
> next day he hides from my mom and me
> I felt perfectly good back then.
this shit still hunts me after nearly 20 years!
>>697676337
it happens, fam. everybody's johnson is different. for instance mine leans to the left. if your peeps is on the fritz, it's no big deal. just talk to your doctor about it and see what options you have.
>>697677429
Nice copypasta, here's a free (you)
>>697677256
I'm sure we both did. We would have been miserable together.
>>697677495
I wish, I doubt it tho.
>>697665690
Huh, I know that fat chick in the back. Know where this was taken?
>>697676571
you snorted talcum powder? nigga
>>697677518
Fuck, same thing happened to me but I was a bit older.
>break up with ex
>start seeing a girl in uni
>summer holiday comes
>instead of visiting new girl at home town get back with ex
>New girl gets upset, doesn't speak to me again
>fuck it don't care
>everything goes to shit with ex obviously
>new girl found someone else, hench security guard
>I failed uni and am currently a NEET faggot
>this was 3 years ago and new girl is still in relationship with new guy
>probably get married
>I fucked it all up for a cancerous, cheating, fat ex
>notbitter.pgn
>>697674469
That's not her you fucking idiot
>>697663143
jerked to a sissy on skype
biggest mistake of my when I came I wanted to throw up, on the bright side I don't like traps anymore
>>697676330
I bet she bails out your loads more.
>>697676563
XD
>>697677626
Painfull, it leaves you with a headace so intence you wouldnt belive. Or ofc you you would, its fucking talcum powder
>>697677663
the important thing is that you're humble now.
you fucking douche.
>>697678306
Nah, two years on she came to visit again. She wasn't interested, thinks I'm a prick
>I am
>>697668827
Please die :)
>>697678577
the important thing is to be empathetic and not judge yourself for the actions you've taken in the past. Everyone acts according to what they think is in their best interests, and nobody can ever know all of the facts. It's okay to make mistakes, and now that they've happened it's okay to live and like yourself regardless. You are not your mistakes.
>Recently
>Some drama involving this one bitch and her "OCs"
>she publicly posts a character she wants
>Idea.PNG
>Me and some friends pool together money to get this character
>See her upset and she blocks all of us
She used to be a good friend of mine and I regret it
Pic related it's the OC she wanted
>>697663143
>Got on 4chan 2005
>never left
>>697679046
Wait, people buy this shit somehow? What is this.
>>697679374
This
Explain
>>697679046
>>697663143
I dated a muslim girl fot a year, online
>cringe innitiates
i know, it was bad and i should feel bad
>play this game stilland
>its in google play store, and it had elf tits as the game pic so why not
>gamer community is SHIT so i just troll them
>lazy ass admins, lazy ass people who never got off, catfishers galore
>some girl called Maha texts me
>says im funny or something, cant remember
>it progresses from there
>i feel like i want to spend my life with this girl
>she is legit a 3/10 face with a 10/10 breedable body so whatev im a nerd anyways
>end up calling her a cunt and telling her to kill herself because she non stops messages me with loving messages
No pics bros, i deleted all of them out of anger
Also, i dont know whats more cringe, online dating, or the fact that i got pissed because somebody loved me so much
But obviously Kek had other plans for me and a muslim slut did not deserve my seed
>mfw i was dating a nigger irl the same time i was dating her
>>697675385
same shit happened to me couple months ago and just a couple nights ago.. i didn't have sex for over a year but i think it's because i was absolutely smashed and did some coke also.. i hope so anyways lol
>>697678564
i'm greatful for your reply, i felt terrible putting that into words and your post made me feel better, it was almost 10 years ago now but it still makes me feel shitty, i hope you have a really great day, thanks, friend.
you can literally get hundreds of dollars for the damn OCs
We spent 20 dollars on this thing
>>697663143
Why do u tell your story using greentext in every sentence?
>>697663143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu2Eojto2_c
Ok, listen my story.
When i was kid in school some other kid said something mean to me, and i knew his sister died and i laughed it out in revenge... as a kid i had response for it "he started" but i knew that i just like saing ppl bad staf, hurting words, and im good at seeking oportunity to it and made it looking as its not my fault, i belived its not my fault. i discovered dark side of me few weeks ago
>>697680499
why are you not on reddit?
>>697663143
That's funny as shit, man.
>>697680386
wat
why would anyone pay for those things?
>>697680776
Edgy
>>697680806
Actually i'm from russian imageboard and there is no such tradition here. Suspicious.
>>697680071
now all i need to do is date an asian
and a white girl
>feels like fucking shit because i can never get a cute gf
>>697664991
>>697663898
Two of my ex's killed themselves shortly after I broke up with them. The first time it happened, my family was super supportive helping me through it. The second time, even my own mother questioned if it was perhaps my fault after all..
>>697677663
Bruh.
I'd call that a good day and a good learning experience.
Think how much of a faggot you would be if you didn't have friends that told you what happened straight up no veils and you self reflected.
>>697675918
He gave them a hot Cosby
>>697675385
Did you wear a condom the last time you had sex as in before you met her?
I've heard others guys talk about their inability to maintain an erection while wearing a condom as well you should look into that make sure she is on the pill and for fucks sake don't just take her word for it bitches lie all the time.
>>697681433
was it ?
>>697681433
Three of my ex's killed themselves after I broke it off with them... Bitches be crazy.
>>697663143
Any more pictures of Tits Mcgee here?
>>697676764
trip dubs actually
>>697663143
>Complemented a customer on her dreads
>It was a wig
>She had cancer
>She was a regular before I started there
>Never came back
>>697663143
moar of the girl op?
>>697675385
You're supposed to pleasure her with your tongue and maybe fingers. Make her come and enjoy it yourself. Most girls don't give a fuck about being pounded for half an hour with a rock hard dick they just want you to take care of them... TONGUE MAN
>>697682175
overreaction
>>697676768
Rape.
>>697682097
That isn't how it works
>>697682490
She's not here anymore dude
I bumped into a high school classmate of mine about two years after graduating and at the time I was taking American sign language at my college, so I proceeded to pretend I was deaf. I had my gf at the time with me so I had to sign to her and I told her to tell him that I was in a car accident and I had lost my hearing. He was an annoying fat and loud fuck so I the time I didn't feel that bad, he said he was sorry to hear what happened to me and felt genuinely sad for me. He gave me a hug and we went our separate ways. That was like 8 years ago and from time to time I feel bad.
Feels bad man.
>>697672099
Holy shit dude. I'm sorry.
>>697680776
>autism
>>697682556
Thanks.
>>697663898
Cool
>>697673743
chuckled more than I should have
>>697663366
checked and keked
>>697680776
>>697682775
also i was laughing at the same school from a friend who had something with the head, he come to home afterwards and cry everyday, ofc i wasnt only one laughing
>>697681758
I ask myself that question frequently as well, but I really don't think so. I have a thing for 'unstable' girls - I like how much they depend on me, and I'm drawn to their clingy nature. Plus I feel like I want to 'save them' from a life of sadness and depression.
However, sometimes thing just doesn't work out in the long run. The first girl and I were together for three years, and she was so great to me at first, but started taking me for granted a little bit and I saw many bad sides in her that she had kept hidden from me at first. I tried to hang in there but the entire last year was just awfully hard on me. She threatened that she would kill herself if I left her and I hesitated for weeks but in the end I just had to do it. She killed herself two days later with a razor in the shower - Left no suicide note.
Second girl and I were together for just over a year. Shortly after we got together she was diagnosed with a terrible disease, Multiple Sclerosis. She was pretty messed up to begin with but after knowing her life would now be significantly harder because her body would start failing her, she became the most self-destructive person I have ever met. Eventually the disease caused her to lose most of the vision in one of her eyes and she kept telling me each day she wanted to kill herself - That I was the only good thing in her life. I sort of became her caretaker. But she was so broken mentally from these experiences. You couldn't even have a regular conversation with her in the end. She mistreated me a lot, acted like a bitch, but she knew my ex had killed herself and constantly threatened that if I would leave her she'd do the same. However, after some months of this shit I had enough, and left. She killed herself with her MS injections - She had these shots she was meant to take each day but she took like 20 of them. Had a seizure, was found by her mother in time for her to call an ambulance, but died in the hospital a few hours later.
>>697677888
Of all the stories in here, this one kills me. Kids are such cruel little cunts and I'm glad you feel remorse. I understand why you're haunted by this.
>>697677888
>you dont deserve this trips
Anyway
I had similar story but, i come to hospital and made a friend with one kid and i was mean to him a day after, feel like shit, give him a toy from a chips (super important for me these days) but that day i asked myself, why i did this? why i was mean for him?
i have 2 post more on this thread find em (school story)
>>697677429
kek
>>697677663
You live and you learn
>>697682616
dont feel bad if he was annoying, you aren't meant to be friends with everyone you meet in life.
>>697677777
NIGGA!!
>>697676563
Potentially slightly old fag spotted.
And fuck you op for your unoriginal faggotry.
this thread is still going??
>>697663464
Dude has never worn a tong KEK
What a fucking loser.
>>697663143
Just... This. I aint gonna tell the whole story again, so pic related.
>>697674469
lmao idiot
guess the most shameful thing i did today was trying to masturbate with toothpaste as lube. figured it would tingle a bit.
nope.
stung like a bitch
>>697675431
jesus you cant blame alcohol for that hahaha
>>697676768
Bill Cosby?
Old Black guy,
makes stupid sounds,
Had some funny standup
massive rapist?
>>697683389
Absolutely neither are your fault. The threat of ending your own life as a means of tying someone to a relationship they don't want to be in is ridiculous, whether they're serious or not.
The second girl in particular sounded like she had a lot on her plate and really it was a matter of time before she did it, whether you were there or not. No blame lies at your door, mate.
>>697684986
I tried putting toothpaste up my butt once (I have a thing for enemas) and holy shit it hurt for three days. Ass has never stung so much before.
>>697668827
Lets play Spot the Newfag!
>>697680776
Asperger's detected
>>697675385
I can't get it up if I'm wearing a condom, never succeeded in keeping a boner for more than a minute with one.
>>697663143
>Use girl who had strong feelings for me to get to her dad for a joke
>"break up" with her the day I leave the company by telling her we were never actually dating
>Slept with my HR to secure my position at a job, as my attendance was shoddy as shit there
>bi-fag btw
>Been sleeping with young smoothbody twink
>He's somehow someway a closet-fag
>Sleep with his sister because I know he can't act in out his jealousy
>Plus his sister was stupid hot, out of my league hot
>he breaks my shit and "breaks up" with me
>Tell sister he's gay and that I slept with both of them basically
And a bunch of other shit tbh.
>>697684873
Dude you goofed, the first letters don't spell
"rick rolled" go back and try again
> jesus, people cant even tear at your heart strings and then ruin your day in one post anymore
>>697680776
Christ, are you 12?
>>697663898
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. She would've just heaped her problems onto you.
>>697685651
i know what it is, and i dont have it, i can love i can do all the things, and i will use what i discovered to be better person
>>697686019
now? 21, if you talk about english i dont care
>Playing league
>A taric of the enemy team and a tristana of my team are doing baron togheter
>just having fun togheter
>i come in and kill the taric on purpose
>>697684873
FAAAAAAAAM!!
i'm so happy for you mate...
>>697676337
if you still get morning woods, it's not a physical issue.
when i was 16 i invited a girl i had a crush on for years into my house, we sat in my living room and didn't speak for 30 minutes, mostly watching tv adverts until she said for the 3rd time "this is really awkward" and left
>>697686438
21, and failed High School English.
>>697676768
Bibbetybobbittybooo it sure is summer too
>>697686763
Just wait till Summer becomes all year round with the fresh Newfags coming around to show themselves how edgy and kewl they really are.
>>697686763
Kill yourself
>>697686737
im from non english country so it could be worst
>>697686948
Wahhhhhhhh!
>be me 6 or 7 years old.
>parents are rich
>lots of toys and shit
>we had a maid with 2 kids aged 4 and 5
>bully the shit out of them
>pull their pants down in front of girls, hit them, give them toys that i break and claim they broke them
>punch and kick them for no reason, basically practice fighting
> my parents were nice to them which just made me bully them more
>parents would give them money and shit and i would just take all of it after parents leave
>tell them ill tell my parents they are bullying me if they told anyone what i do and their mom would loose her job and they'll become homeless.
>they can't do anything cause their household depends their mom working at our place
>did this till i was 10.
>made them cry almost everyday
>didn't even feel bad for making them cry
>eventually moved, bullied them till the last mintue.
for some reason I cannot forget what I did. I feel like shit. I don't know what changed me but once i went to grade 5/6 and saw other kids be bullied i remembered what i used to do and felt like shit. I started standing up for people that got bullied and beat the fuck out of bullies. Got expelled from 3 schools (after multiple warnings at each school), I only wish someone had beaten me when I was a child. I did so much as a kid, lot's more shit I am ashamed off and people I wish Icould apologize to or wish I could take back
>>697681804
Four of my ex's off'd themselves after we broke up. Bro's before hoe's amirite?
>>697686688
Way to be alpha anon
>>697686970
Ah, alright you are clear. Most faggots usually know perfect English yet fuck it up and defend themselves with the old "It's the Internet and I don't have to use proper grammar." bullshit.
I choked my little brother and my other brother resuscitated him. kicked my brother in the balls.
>>697687138
five of my ex's anheroed after we broke up. Don't regret a single thing.
tfw the shit you've done is so shameful you don't even want to post it on /b/
>>697686483
DUDE I SWEAR TO FUCK THAT TARIC WAS ME. You were Rengar?
>>697687288
if you think 5's bad, wait until you hear about the 6 that did the same thing right after I broke up with them...
>>697687303
Either tell the goddamn story or fuck off attention whore
>>697684873
You utter legend.
Best thing I've read in days.
>>697687233
you dont must belive im not from murica, propably you dont know there is world out of it, i just dont care
>>697687426
i masturbated with my own mothers shit i scooped out of the toilet. happy now ?
>>697663143
Not greentexting this.
I was at a sleepover at my aunts years ago.
I remember waking up early in the morning to my (then 15 years old) cousin moaning very loudly from her room. I got turned on hearing her do that, she just kept getting louder and louder.
I was sleeping in the living room on the couch. I could see down the hallway where her room was. Aunts room was on opposite side of the living room.
Oooooh oooooh ooohh OOOOOH OHH OH. She just kept moaning Ohhh over and over, louder and louder. I was 13 and, of course, rubbed one out into my sock. Then like 5 minutes later rubbed another one out (remember I was 13).
She just kept on going and getting louder.
Finally, it actually wakes my Aunt up and she turns the lights on. I hear her say, "What the hell" as she crosses the living room to my cousins door and knocks.
My cousin continues to (practically yelling at this point) shout OOOOH OOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOH like she is just having a continues huge orgasm over and over.
My Aunt starts getting really flustered, glancing at me and banging on the door and telling my cousin to open the door.
After a few more minutes, the moaning STILL hasn't stopped and I realize that something must be wrong. My Aunt obviously does too because now she is trying to break down the door. After a couple hits with her shoulder the door gives and my Aunt goes in the room. She starts screaming at my cousin to wake up.
The moaning just continues, just as loudly as before.
My Aunt calls 911.
My cousin continued moaning OOOOOH continuously even as the EMTs showed up and put her in an ambulance.
Turns out she had a brain tumor and was basically having seizures and shouting in her sleep in a half-comatose state.
I fapped to that.
>>697687650
nah its basic stuff
>>697663143
>put my best friend in a mental hospital
>almost made him kill himself
>stole his gf
>stole his gf virginity
all because he was an asshole sperglord
>>697686948
Bibbetybobbittybeee, I couldn't possibly kill me
>>697687772
>>697687966
>Bibbetybobbittybeee
>>697663143
>cry to her...
https://youtu.be/1-PkHu8KeoM?list=PLmldNcKCtUm41hNAMvWWkWtT-wJsn_cgR
>>697663143
you would have fitted just right in in the old /b/
>>697687772
dear god
>>697672625
She probably was never pregnant and that was a ploy for sympathy
>>697687772
Another story from about that same time.
I will attempt to greentext it.
>Be about 12
>Starting puberty, horny as hell, masturbate all the time and experiment.
>Discover moms tampons in bathroom cabinet.
>Fascinated with the tampons, experiment with sticking them up my butt.
>Experiment more with the tampons, soaking them, sticking them in ass.
>Always would flush them when done.
>After months of this my mom asks me if I'm stealing her tampons.
>Embarrassed as hell (FUCKING OBVIOUSLY). Say no.
>She knows I'm lying. Says don't take my tampons they are not toys.
>Kill me now.
>Septic system is clogged now.
>Dad has to take septic system cover off.
>about 100 tampons in there clogging it.
>They know it was me.
>Chew me out about it for months.
>Still give me shit about it years later.
>KILL ME.
>>697663143
sauce on chick
>>697687772
jesus christ dude.
>be me
>dating the hottest girl I have every dated
>she's about 105lbs, strong resemlence to Alissa milano but with bigger tits.
>she's very dumb, but I like that, makes doing her easier.
>working a shit job struggling to pay bills, I get her signed up for social security based on her anxiety.
>social security pays her 700 a month, she doesn't use any of it to help with bills and mostly spends it on bullshit and weed.
>she starts smoking weed all day long. It starts an argument.
>I tell her weed is for losers and she need so stop.
>End up getting in arguments about it, she starts using coke and ends up in an insane asylum for 3 days.
>We fought so bad she broke it off and fucked some nasty prison dood for 2 weeks for drugs.
>Then she got pregnant for some other guy
I regret making a big deal out of weed. She was a fuck up but she was so hot it didn't matter.
>>697663143
fucking kek
>be me 13ish in middleschool
>short doofy kid no one really likes calls my best friend a faggot
>bully him relentlessly
>this kid is too stupid to understand and think i'm just kidding around
>one day I take it "too far" and he tries to fight me
>he stopped me on my way home and dukes up
>I beat the ever living shit out of this short, bald, glasses wearing, short bus riding little cunt right in the middle of the road
>didn't last long maybe 5 minutes but after the fight we made our way to the side of the road next to a huge ditch
>I look down on this tiny pathetic crying wretch and one thought goes through my mind
>Rampage Jackson
>so I pick up this shit and I slam him down on the side of the road with all my might
>he hits the road hard with his head and shoulders and manages to take a decent chunk of asphalt off
>watch him roll down into the ditch with a surprising amount of rubble following him
>he reaches the bottom and doesn't move, I shrug and go home
>hes not at school the next day, or the next day, or the next week, or the next month
>never comes back to school and no one cares or talks about it
>mfw im pretty sure I killed a retarded kid
>>697688535
You dumb fuck lol
>>697686688
Dude, sorry. That's just sad and terrible.
>>697687650
Yeah okay, I see you weren't kidding.
Why can't people just, you know, like fap to the chicks on their FB like normal people.
Nope. Traps, bondage, gore, animals/furries, and now their mum's shit.
I mean, go for your life anon, but it's still fucking disgusting.
>>697687772
>>697663898
That's alpha as fuck
>>697688417
over 9000 kringe
Raped my niece in her sleep
>>697688611
... wtf anon
>>697689033
Storytime?
>>697682490
She's dead you idiot.
>>697688611
Most stupid story I've ever heard
>>697688695
Yeah it was Hella dumb, she was pretty perfect. My family tainted my mind. I was a waiter and my dad was helping with my bills as I finished a degree. He was getting mad and saying that if she lived with me she had to pay in more.
It ended up me mirroring him and sounding like a greedy asshole. I should have stayed chill and banged the shit out if her 10x a day for life. Sigh. I honestly would have bred her myself.
>>697672933
Better than the alternative of having yet another little mouth breather forever connecting you to some hook up you had no intention of spending any time with.
>>697689080
Not much to it.(too lazy for green text)
We used to share a bed
Put baby oil on tip
Push in
As I came she wakes up
Says ow and I fake being asleep
She goes back to sleep
Never speak of it
She's still strangely attached to me and listens to what I say. Paranoid and can't resume and do more cause she's 18 and tells her over protective mother EVERYTHING.
>>697675385
Start jerking off with a condom on. It will build muscle memory and it wont feel as foreign. Always good to knock some seconds off your field dressing time also.
>be me slightly below average high school kid
>never had gf
>catch a girl on rebound/pity
>start to basically be her bitch and do everything to make her happy
>finally after kissing ass and everything she agrees to date me
>work my ass off
>she still texts her ex
>weirdfeeling.jpg
>continue slaving away
>she's always really protective of phone
>occasionally manage to unlock her phone and check like obsessive paranoid retard
>They text "i love you" sometimes etc
>killmeallah.jpg
>try to press her on it
>"were just friends! And i care about him but thats it"
>skipping a lot of drama and months
>2yearslater.mp4
>Find out shes cheating
>"let's take a break"
>BetaBegging.Gif
>"ok anon let's try again, but i still care about him and yeah you were right i had feelings for him but not anymore"
>he has always used her and been stereotypical chad
>Cling to hope it can change and cant force myself to leave
>lots more drama and stuff
>finally breaks it off for good
>still texted me for months after asking me to come over or saying that she missed me and i fell for it each time
Whew
So that's the story of how, to my shame, I gained a cuckold, femdom, and sph fetish
Pic related b/c the shoes that the girl in the picture are wearing are the same that my gf used to wear. She was much more athletic than me
>>697687650
Don't feel bad. I broke into my childhood best friends house in the eighth grade and stole over 200$. He always bragged about being rich tho...
I also regret drinking, I mean at all. I went from being a god in perfect shape to being an average fuck and spending way too much time hung over.
>>697689224
You're an idiot. That girl was cancer, just sexy as fuark. You did the right thing.
>>697663143
When I was in my 20s, I tutored high school kids for cash
One of the girls came on to me and we had this fwb thing going on while I was tutoring her
>>697687772
Hahahaha holy fuck.
>>697663143
Was kinda hoping for walking the dinosaur at the end
>>697677222
checked
>>697663143
>Be 16
>Virgin
>Kissles
>5/10
>Get really drunk with gaming friends
>Move drunk out of our shelter
>See girls
>Drunk 2
>thisismytime.jpg
>Go to them
>Everyone of us get one
>Last one remaining
>Friend wishpers this is yours
>man the harpoons
>Fuck it
>Talk with her
>Start kissing
>Feel really sick
>Puke 5 times go back to the group
>She still comes to me and kisses me
>At this point i'm like a corpse
>She takes me to a quite place
>Starts to give me a blowjob
>Almost rapes me
>One of my friends notice
>Rescue mission started
>Takes me and brings me home
>Mfw they told me everything what i wrote above
>Tells her friends that i wanted that
>Everyone laughs at me
>I'm a victim of rape
>No one cares
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>>697684873
Damn, son. This turned out completely unexpected and satisfying. Congrats and thanks for sharing.
>>697689455
Dubs say she wants the dick
>>697689610
Depressing. Fucking man up you faggot.
>>697689799
how is that sad
thats just a common thing
>>697690199
I know.. I hate myself for it. Pic related is those shoes.
>>697685775
definition of savage 10/10
>>697677222
dubs trips checked
Never said this to anyone before,
I was 9-10, older sister by 3 years ended up playing truth or dare. Ended up with daring various sexual acts. Thinking about it now, I'm not sure if I was a sexual assault victim or was just a curious kid. I sometimes want to throw up thinking about it.
>>697679162
Kek
>be me
>17 years old
>kissless virgin, no friends
>i'm very into incest stuff
>i want to fuck my sister
>stole one of her panties and start jerking off
> if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>697688831
i was like 8 at the time and didn't know what porn or sex was. when i did later discover porn i was into scat for a while, then it started grossing me out. i fap to mostly normal stuff now
>be about 12
>before 9/11 and nothing was really on lockdown
>school has radioactive rock in small lead box that is sometimes brought out to demonstrate geiger counter/radiation blah blah
>one day teacher leaves key to cupboard lying around
>steal lead box with uranium or whatever the rock is inside it
>fast forward a few years
>getting horny now, fapping all the time, really wanna bone my sister
>try going in her room when she's asleep but she wakes up and tells me to fuck off, pretend i was looking for something
>watch a documentary with my parents about cancer and see one girl in a coma in hospital, hatch a cunning plan
>take the rock out of the lead box and tape it beneath sisters headboard
>fast forward about 18 months
>sister starts getting sick and having nosebleeds
>goes for tests and find out she has leukemia
>hoping the doctors give her some kind of sleeping pills but they never do
>fast forward another while, sister is in hospital passed out
>convince mother to go home and rest a while and dad to go get us some lunch from subway across town
>alone with passed out sister at last
>plan is finally coming in to fruition
>wedge a chair under the door and lift up her gown gently
>worst labia i've seen
>shitty tits
>didn't even want to touch her, tried jerking it to her lips but her bald head put me off because her wig wasn't on so she could have little pad things with wires on her head
>killed my sister for nothing
>>697687024
Kill yourself you fucking scumbag
>>697690117
Tits are pretty choice. Don't care if anyone believes or not: Of my life, like everyone else, 95% of what was sacred(to my knowledge) turned into a lie and completely destroyed. Doing anything more than hugs and normal family bonding "is forbidden" so says my soul. If my dick goes in her, last straw and a complete avalanche of what's left of "morals". I'll rape her mother like the useless whore she is . . .
Yes, I'm fucked in the head like all of you. She's my shred of sanity oddly enough
>>697663143
What the actual fuck.
>>697690757
legendary
>>697690757
>>697687024
Don't you have a way of finding them again and apologize? Probably then you'd fix things for yourself AND for them.
>>697686688
pusi destroyr
>>697690200
Because I can't/couldn't get a girl my age
Kinda like being in your 20s and going to high school parties
Just lame
>>697687345
No mate
Ok boys, go away, this thread is dead i close it
>>697691338
Fuck off, have a (you) now go.
>>697678239
This guy knows what's up
>Cyber with female character on WoW all the time because was horny teen at the time
>Comes out to me as a trap eventually
>Sends photos dressed in girly clothes
>Fap to pictures
>Carry on cybering online
I took a freshmen's virginity then lied to her and told her i was an alcoholic so I could break up with her (I wanted to date a hotter girl)
Why the fuck women only seem to notice me when I have other women in my life is beyond me
>>697663143
Destroying Sharjah Ruler family because he killed my mother's 1st baby (other reasons exist but I would give him mercy this time).
I really rekt them.. made him think twice before he try to murder/kill newborn baby of someone refused him.
>>697686498
>>697687458
>>697690056
>Post in thread, forget about it, come back to find that people actually liked my shitty greentext.
>be 7-8 ish
>sleep with aunt
>would always be the first to wake up
>one day felt horny
>pulled down aunt's PJs and started rubbing my dick in her ass
>about to cum she moves
>immediately pretend to be asleep
15 years later still feel paranoid as fuck since I did this more than once, scared one day she will tell someone what I used to do to her
>>697691656
wait, did she want to kill you or herself? Or first you then herself?
>>697690661
kek
>>697685984
Well if it makes you feel any better, we lost the child mentioned in the greentext due to complications during pregnancy, and my wife and I split up a few weeks ago, so your good feels are for a monument to a dead relationship.
>>697691788
We never really talked about it after that day. I imagine probably both, but I can't be certain.
>>697691938
>>697691497
Did you at leastsay no homo?
>>697675590
Her name wasn't Julia by any chance, was it?
>be me
>smoked a marijuana
>had gender surgery month later
>lost all my friends, family cut me off
>all because weed makes you trans
fuck weed
>>697691938
>>697684873
But... Anon... I was happy for a moment...
>>697692278
Haha what a gay
>>697692032
Sshieeeet man.
>>697691938
Well that is a realistic ending to say the least. Hope you feel ok, and if you don't, do so. I wish you bright and awesome moments in the future. Don't forget to greentext them too.
>>697684873
nice one :')
>>697691938
Oh jesus god, no. PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A LIE
>>697691938
